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On Tuesday I was driving on a country road when I saw a sign
Not a Meta-physical sign
Just a road sign
I've never seen this sign before and it kind of stuck with me... truthfully I couldn't stop thinking about it
This is what the sign said
Ready?
DANGEROUS CURVE AHEAD
And I thought to myself hmmmm
Who builds a dangerous road... and just leaves it there?
I mean...
Isn't there some kind of protocol at the end of the day?
Like one last check or a test drive?
Just to make sure... that it's not dangerous?
Am I wrong? ... like how'd that slip by?
All the road makers were standing right there
They had all the road making materials with them I assume
They could have even came back the next day and fixed it casualties would have been minimal
But apparently someone suggested they just put up a sign
And everyone went along
No one objected
"Yeah a sign... good idea... what should it say?"
"Well if you look at it from this angle... it appears to be curving quite dangerously. So maybe we'll start it off with the word...Dangerous... or danger. Just some variation of that should be good to let 'em know"
"I like it... Dangerous Curve? Should we tell them it curves to the left?"
"No F*em they'll find out when they get there"
Dangerous Curve Ahead
Dangerous Curve Ahead
I can't get over it
Might as well have a sign that says sh*t happens
This actually messed me up for a minute
I went home and did research
I was like...
Google, what is happening in my life right now?
Google said
Bro it gets so much worse keep scrolling
That's when I found out there's an even worse sign
There's a sign that literally says
Danger Ahead
That's all it says
Just completely vague non descriptive ominous this is how every horror film starts out
They just want us white knuckled grip on the steering wheel like...
"I don't know what it's gonna be... BUT IT'S COMING"
DANGER AHEAD?
What is wrong with us?
Why are we building roads that lead to DANGER?
Didn't anyone ask "Hey are you sure you want to keep this road going up to that Dangerous sh*t?"
"Yeah... just make the road curve around it... doesn't even matter if it curves dangerously around the danger"
Have we lost our minds?
Anyway.... still driving
The very next sign I see
Is actually a good one
I like this one
It's the sign that says
"Slippery When Wet"
You've seen it
Guys in his vintage chevy, cruising solo, he's got good posture
Except he doesn't even know about those snakes following him
I get it though. Rain, ice, snow. It's a good sign
Actually now that I'm thinking about it...
What's not slippery when wet?
Does this sign apply to everything all the time
The next time I grab a beer bottle that's wet, and therefore slips out of my hand and shatters everywhere
"THE SIGN TOLD ME THIS WOULD HAPPEN! I thought it was irrelevant on that beautiful day I was driving around"
Slippery When Wet?
Might as well say "Slippery in Jello"
That's about the same quality of information.
To be continued next week...
As always
I make relaxing ASMR videos that are aesthetic and auditory tonics
They are intentionally designed to bring a sense of calm to your nervous system
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