Definitely some genuinely funny moments here, but the script could be improved if some of Anakin's lines were cut to allow Kenobi time to speak.
@anti1training
7 ай бұрын
Freakin grade A comment 🤣
@AAurum-yy7rv
5 ай бұрын
Fr shut the orphan up so rude
@cthulhurage4580
9 ай бұрын
Bro Anakin needs to let Ben speak fr
@AtheistPirate
9 ай бұрын
No wonder the Council was so reluctant to grant him the rank of Master.
@cthulhurage4580
9 ай бұрын
@@AtheistPirate honestly
@purpleflaminggoatsnakes9864
8 ай бұрын
It’s like I can hear that teat suckin mfer runnin his mouth as we speak!
@merlin5411
7 ай бұрын
Now look at him, He’s Darth Vader, rarely speaks in weakness, and kills people he doesn’t like.
@TerryBowles-qm3qc
4 ай бұрын
Obi-Wan's patience here is incredible with the constant back talk and sassing from his impudent padawan.
@SuperMrDeadpool
9 ай бұрын
Holy shit, no wonder Anakin went Sith in this universe.
@Theleaver5088
9 ай бұрын
Yeah
@theducksarecoming
9 ай бұрын
honestly i dont blame him
@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets
7 ай бұрын
He turned out pretty well, considering.
@wabc2336
7 ай бұрын
And killed the younglings
@dangerface300
7 ай бұрын
I'm not sure that you're being entirely sincere Also if you specialise in jizz, then you're called a jizz-wailer and that thought is tormenting me.
@godlessyuri
9 ай бұрын
_Now_ Anakin's defection to the dark side and the youngling massacre doesn't feel so forced.
@Assadul-Naml
5 ай бұрын
Forced
@General12th
5 ай бұрын
Forced
@Stirfry47
5 ай бұрын
Forest
@AmericanBrit9834
5 ай бұрын
For rest
@hellraiser217
5 ай бұрын
Fortress
@Harry1875
5 ай бұрын
I feel like this is exactly how Vader remembers Obi-Wan being.
@TheWorkersNewspaper1994
Ай бұрын
Obi Juan
@user-dl6sk1pn5d
Ай бұрын
Nah. Vader isn't this petty and is well aware how good him and Obi were as friends.
@thecobaltemperor
8 ай бұрын
"Having feelings, only gay lords do"-Yoda Actual Jedi policy
@Lemuel928
7 ай бұрын
That’s unnatural,sir.
@kylevidetto1115
7 ай бұрын
"so uncivilized." 😂
@erueka6
4 ай бұрын
Yoda based and funny
@rateeightx
3 ай бұрын
People named Gaylord:
@saintlugia
3 ай бұрын
No wonder barriss has feelings
@AtheistPirate
9 ай бұрын
"I apologize for my Padawan, Master Yoda. He is an idiot. I have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke." - Obi Wan, probably
@Wolfgulfur
8 ай бұрын
When anakin turns to the dark side: “Woah! Woah! Hey man, it was just a prank!”
@TailicaiCorporation
8 ай бұрын
CHOOOOOSEN ONE! I’m Anakin would you let me get a word in? Thank you.
@Pebphiz
7 ай бұрын
Try my nuts to your Force style, who's laughing now!
@fariesz6786
7 ай бұрын
fair that is. get you i do. missmanaged the institution of the Jedi Order i have as a joke.
@bluejay1015
7 ай бұрын
It's like of j jonah jameson was a jedi with Peter Parker as his padawan. "Apologies my jedi delegates. My apprentice is blind, deaf, and a fucking idiot!"
@Linnnaeus
9 ай бұрын
No way Obi-Wan is trying to steal credit for freeing Anakin from Qui-Gon
@roguereaver634
7 ай бұрын
The way you phrased that makes it seem like Qui-Gon was the slave master
@Linnnaeus
7 ай бұрын
@@roguereaver634 yeah I realized after I posted it lmao
@kylevidetto1115
7 ай бұрын
No way Obi-Wan tries to steal credit for freeing Anakin from slavery, when the credit goes to Qui-Gon. Remember that time when Obi-Wan claimed, "Why do I sense we picked up another pathetic life-form?" True story bro. It's in the Phantom Menace. 😆
@shadowknight_2505
6 ай бұрын
@@roguereaver634 I mean... he was for a little
@Matt-yg8ub
5 ай бұрын
Technically, the dude was drinking for free at the bar on being the first Jedi to kill a Sith in 1000 years…… and it turns out he didn’t actually get around to killing Darth Maul until 15 years after the events of operation nightfall
@nagger8216
7 ай бұрын
I love how all this is just Obi-Wan trying to trick Anakin into killing the younglings since they make fun of him too
@alexiserlexcc
2 ай бұрын
Oblivious to planets
@ECKohns
7 ай бұрын
“I didn’t free you from slavery to have you address me by my first name.” You didn’t free him from slavery at all Obi-Wan. Qui-Gon did.
@alesksander
5 ай бұрын
i think he is gaslighting Anakin.
@AmericanBrit9834
5 ай бұрын
I can’t believe you would make up a word to try and take credit from Obi-wan
@kingswarthy
4 ай бұрын
That’s the part that’s out of character
@pacerrecap6386
5 күн бұрын
_General Kenobi!_
@matthewgrobel5587
5 ай бұрын
New gaslighting technique, “are you even trying to remember?”
@jacksonscott3667
2 ай бұрын
Saying this like Obi-Wan didn’t use the Force to gaslight and mislead people since A New Hope
@ConnanTheCivilized
2 ай бұрын
Stop hitting yourself!
@nofacedgoldfish6216
Ай бұрын
"Are you even good enough to have imposter syndrome?"
@potatoheadpokemario1931
8 ай бұрын
No wonder Anakin trusted palpatine so easily and was so willing to kill not just the men but the women and children too
@Drazil100
7 ай бұрын
If only he had let obi-wan speak. I feel like he didn’t give obi-wan an opportunity to explain his perspective. If he had given him a chance to persuade him things could have ended differently.
@potatoheadpokemario1931
7 ай бұрын
@@Drazil100 but he...
@generalbutterscotch4887
7 ай бұрын
@@potatoheadpokemario1931 Potato, please. Just let me get a word in for once in your life. Everyone knows that Anakin was never a good listener. He always talked over people constantly without ever letting the other side have their say, and was so rude about it, too! Honestly, I don't know how Master Kenobi put up with his insolence for so long.
@jbgaming3221
6 ай бұрын
@@generalbutterscotch4887he barely said any-
@danielflin3877
6 ай бұрын
@@jbgaming3221 Maybe if you spent less time talking over people and more time training, you'd have been granted the rank of Master by now.
@DanielMWJ
9 ай бұрын
Lol. Surprised he didn't drop a "you took your mother's virginity when you were born, Anakin. How does that make you feel?"
@lazyliongames6660
7 ай бұрын
That makes way too much sense
@lemur_official
7 ай бұрын
This genuinely made me chuckle
@BvelociraptorProductions
7 ай бұрын
He was the first one inside her.
@morsecode980
7 ай бұрын
Well- Anakin please, will you let me speak for just one moment?! Thanks
@rjfrost7090
4 ай бұрын
Asking this about Jesus and his mom is what's going to get me banned from a Christian subreddit.
@idatethefatkid
5 ай бұрын
I love this iteration of Yoda as a hardbound, drug-addicted, schoolyard bully.
@sdsd-dc3kd
8 ай бұрын
the ashoka line was 10/10
@charlesdunn9222
8 ай бұрын
Where?
@sdsd-dc3kd
8 ай бұрын
pause and read anikan@@charlesdunn9222
@destroyerz9672
7 ай бұрын
1:21 found it
@charlesdunn9222
7 ай бұрын
@@destroyerz9672 thanks
@fariesz6786
7 ай бұрын
i see nothing about the Indian king who promoted Buddhism
@juancabardo21
9 ай бұрын
Bro Anakin has to stop interrupting and let Obi-Wan get a word in, sheesh
@mr.equity1120
6 ай бұрын
This would be amazing if it weren’t for Anakin speaking over Master Kenobi like that.
@animatedCHUG
5 ай бұрын
"I didn't free you from slavery to hear you call me my first name" 😂😂
@SqueezeLift
8 ай бұрын
Ahhh so it all makes sense now. Yoda’s the Sigma Lord, Obiwan’s the Alpha Bully and Anakin is the confused Chad-Clown, soon-to-be youngling murderer
@Jerkfaceman
5 ай бұрын
Anakin is the quiet kid lol.
@junichinekrosama4789
7 ай бұрын
I love the fact Obi-Wan is pretty much a slave master rubbing in the fact he bought Anakin and he's a master of gaslighting 🤣🤣🤣
@belisauriusfish9406
4 ай бұрын
The Order 66 chips just upload this video to every clone trooper’s brain and tell them its objective truth.
@martalaatsch8358
8 ай бұрын
Best line: Yoda is out of touch with modern thought on mental health, the lgbt community, and modern insults Comment: Cliegg freed Shmi before they even started dating, in canon
@edoboleyn
7 ай бұрын
“Also why do we never talk about that mountain that’s sentient and cries healing tears?”
@dextergrif
3 ай бұрын
I love all the bits of dialogue that get cut off almost immediately because Obi-Wan keeps interrupting Anakin.
@AJTaiyou
Ай бұрын
When was that, all I remember is Anakin talking non-stop about his issues, and Obi-wan barely getting a word in edgewise
@andrewjustice5198
7 ай бұрын
Obi-Wan seems like the kind of guy that would brag about having the high ground then lecture you after leaving you burning to death.
@HappyBeezerStudios
3 ай бұрын
That is the thing, While Sheev was having an argument on comparing drugs and the dark side, Obi-Wan brought forward his own thesis to Anakin on why the chancellor is evil. And he had time to finish because at the same time The Senate and Yoda decided to try each other's stuff to be able to form a proper option on what is better.
@bsibbs2667
7 ай бұрын
Look at Anakin with his protagonist syndrome. World doesnt revolve around him. If he'd just let Obi-Wan get at least a single sentence in, none of this would've happened.
@RMadaraPlay
8 ай бұрын
Gaslighting Obi Wan and Autistic Anakin is not something i thought i would ever need more but please make kore of those
@martalaatsch8358
8 ай бұрын
Anakin was always autistic (I say this unironically as an autistic person)
@RMadaraPlay
8 ай бұрын
@@martalaatsch8358 original Anakin was mildly autistic though, this one probably has severe
@martalaatsch8358
8 ай бұрын
@@RMadaraPlay it's hard to guess level from a few minutes, maybe he was having a bad day, but yeah, Anakin was probably level one autistic
@imppro
7 ай бұрын
@@RMadaraPlayniggas on the internet calling every fictional character in existence with autism:
@RMadaraPlay
7 ай бұрын
@@imppro not every character has autism but most of the good ones have.
@simovihinen875
9 ай бұрын
Wonder how much better these movies could have been if they didn't leave all the critical plot points out in editing? Geez!
@jamesmeow3039
9 ай бұрын
Don't try to frighten us with your bullying ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to peaking at high school has not helped you conjure up the ... I find your lack of lunch money disturbing
@nekomancer47
6 ай бұрын
Only a master of simping, Darth.
@danimation210
4 ай бұрын
The truest Jedi to ever live bullying his Padawan for 2.5 minutes
@DarthFhenix55
7 ай бұрын
Obi needs to stop using twitter, it's changing him in an unpleasent way.
@TyranusSpam
7 ай бұрын
How rude of Anakin to interrupt Obi-Wan while he was talking smh
@thejonbrownshow8470
5 ай бұрын
1:54 I like while "not letting obi get a word in" Anakin is atleast thinking of comebacks now lol
@PrinceUzuRyu
9 ай бұрын
Had Yoda shoved Obi-Wan in that locker before the battle of Geonosis, the battle would have played out differently given the number of bugs.
@No-lx8uh
7 ай бұрын
Worm referense?
@PrinceUzuRyu
7 ай бұрын
@@No-lx8uh Yep
@icarussbungeecord7779
7 ай бұрын
yooo worm reference
@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
7 ай бұрын
Kenobi the gaslighter
@gamervet4760
7 ай бұрын
I remember when my master first locked me in a case for 2 days after speaking back to him. Truly a Luke hand chopping moment of my life. Anakin should respect his masters and let them speak. Like Obi kept telling to do so. Impetulent child!
@skyreapergamer1832
8 ай бұрын
now i see why anakin turned to the dark side
@TheTruMan196
5 ай бұрын
"You can rest easy though... I made sure she didn't." 💀💀💀
@StarwarsDisney-js5ct
5 ай бұрын
Cant believe Anakin! He wouldn’t let poor Kenobi get a word in!
@chadreese9501
5 ай бұрын
Just found these and they are hilarious! I’ve been having a rough time lately, but for the first time in a while I’ve got tears from laughing. Thank you a lot!
@Untitled_-_Productions.
9 ай бұрын
This is art
@HappyBeezerStudios
3 ай бұрын
And yet the younglings were the only ones to ever adress Anakin is a master.
@miketacos9034
6 ай бұрын
“Star Peace” made be laugh way more than it had any right to 😂
@resentedkhumbo7479
7 ай бұрын
this is canon and nobody can tell me otherwise
@stormthrush37
6 ай бұрын
Oh man. That actually hits me hard. I don't know if that's intentional or not but that's a really interesting point I don't think I've ever truly thought about before. Anakin's gone from being a slave and having a master, to actually having to call someone Master on a regular basis. 😮 In important ways Anakin's still enslaved...at absolute best he's gone from being to being in a sort of indentured servitude, where he's being told he can't even just have a normal family life.😮 Can't see his mom, hell his mom hasn't even been freed and the Jedi are just looking the other way on it. You're supposed to be the protectors of the Republic and you can't even get the issue of SLAVERY right, either for yourselves or others?
@drchilapastrosodrlasmacas438
5 ай бұрын
In the philosophy of Anakin's tragedy, he is living the stoic philosophy line of "how can any man be called free, if his passions rule over him?"
@stormthrush37
5 ай бұрын
@@drchilapastrosodrlasmacas438 Fair enough, but clearly there was at the very least a major fault line in that philosophy given how hard his mother's death still hit him, how he got married to Padme, how he was having nightmares, etc.
@Bokto1
5 ай бұрын
Wait, he can just leave the Jedi Order
@stormthrush37
5 ай бұрын
@@Bokto1 I think that'd be really hard to do in practice if that's the closest thing to family you had left in the world.
@Bokto1
5 ай бұрын
@@stormthrush37 that's abusive family. But anyway, yes, it would be hard, but the key is - he is not a slave as he could leave. Plus he has a real family one ticket away.
@mp2jimmay
4 ай бұрын
I can’t imagine how these scenes made it to the cutting room floor. Craziness!
@laisensei6984
5 ай бұрын
I can now see how, from his point of view, the Jedi are evil.
@eineperson9849
9 ай бұрын
Yoda be wildin😂
@denim_ak
5 ай бұрын
“I’m not sure Yoda is in touch with current thought on mental health” is so much funnier than it has a right to be.
@Chuck365
5 ай бұрын
Bully-Wan Kenobi
@neva7369
7 ай бұрын
Obi Wan is a sociopath lol wait that’s insulting to sociopaths
@augmenautus
4 ай бұрын
This is why Darth Vader kills Obi Wan.
@Matt-yg8ub
5 ай бұрын
As satirical as this is, when you actually look into the lore and realize how many bullies there actually were in the Jedi temple, and how bullied Anakin actually was for being different, and just how complicit Obi-Wan is in the bullying and making Anakin apologize anytime he stood up for himself, you really watch this in a different light
@missxfaith
4 ай бұрын
I think Obi-Wan’s intention was to show Anakin that he shouldn’t stoop to the same level as the people who were bullying him. And, being a Jedi, he shouldn’t care what other people thought of him anyways (at least in Obi-Wan’s opinion). It’s one of those take the moral high road situations. But obvs this doesn’t necessarily stop people from bullying you.
@iagoantonelli1151
Ай бұрын
Now I can never see Yoda the same way as before. Complete savage.
@Arcgateway
5 ай бұрын
Better than original writing
@Conta_Minated
6 ай бұрын
Plot twist: Obi has an even more embarrassing nick name, and he is using Anakin to erase it.
@warsawpactmapping83
8 ай бұрын
Ah yes and then literally a few hours later obi-wan get angry that Anakin murdered all the younglings
@javiermercado1996
7 ай бұрын
So this was the real reason. Now it all makes sense.
@LoreChaplain
2 ай бұрын
Yep, I'd have betrayed that universe's Jedi too.
@UGNAvalon
11 күн бұрын
Lemme guess… Anakin got hit with the syllable stick for using the word “dichotomy”. 😆
@A_Hylian_Not_An_Elf
7 ай бұрын
Obi-Wan never did like those younglings. They called him Bread Beard the one time he forgot to clean it after eating a croissant on Coruscant.
@NFITC1
7 ай бұрын
We need more Obi-Wan. Anakin talks too much.
@clarity2199
8 ай бұрын
Wow, no wonder he turned to the dark side, when his master is such an asshole....
@derrickmoses1507
7 ай бұрын
In all fairness, Anakin's mom had a good set of teats on her
@ConnanTheCivilized
2 ай бұрын
🤢 I cannot believe I laughed at this!
@gelinrefira
5 ай бұрын
Dam... the Jedi temple is one toxic work environment.
@Matt-yg8ub
5 ай бұрын
When you think about it, it almost certainly was. Anakin was told that he was the chosen one from the day He entered the temple, and then relentlessly bullied by fellow apprentices and chided and belittled by Obi-Wan over the years for how he just wasn’t good enough, and he wasn’t living up to expectations and he needed to be better and he had to be more mindful…… Anakin had a bad case of imposter syndrome, where he was expected to be the savior of the universe, but Obi-Wan would never let him feel like he was doing well enough to meet expectations…… which explains why Anakin tried so damn hard to overachieve all the time
@Colddirector
3 ай бұрын
@@Matt-yg8ub So basically what happens to a lot of gifted children
@alfalldoot6715
18 күн бұрын
@@Matt-yg8ubObi Wan didn't mean anything bad from it
@Matt-yg8ub
18 күн бұрын
@@alfalldoot6715 intentions don’t matter as much as the outcome. Obi-Wan was not alone in treating Anakin like a child. The counsel did the same thing and Windu seem to revel in calling Anakin Young Skywalker, and belittling him whenever possible
@garuelx8627
21 күн бұрын
Kreia may have had the right idea this whole time.
@darktooth347
7 ай бұрын
I stand by Yoda
@christophertheconqueror8751
2 ай бұрын
You know the crazy part about this....watching the prequels you feel like this might actually be the dynamic the two had 😂😂😂
@linda-0587
Ай бұрын
Welp, this sure makes order 66 a lot easier
@StormCrownSr
7 ай бұрын
I'm starting to understand why Anakin did it.
@daviddow3705
2 ай бұрын
"You make dementia patients look like they have hyperthemesia" is now living in my head to one day be spoken
@guesswhothis
4 ай бұрын
oh thats the origin of darth vader
@jcdenton2819
7 ай бұрын
"Too bad that'll never happen" "Incorrect"
@tedharris7105
7 ай бұрын
You brought this on yourself, Obi-Wan 😂
@davidwuhrer6704
4 ай бұрын
"Only the master of… Let me at least finish my sente-"
@HunterAnsorge-ok9jk
7 ай бұрын
Anakin needs to stop interrupting
@npcRegard
2 ай бұрын
idk why but the fact that Obi Wan sounds like he's yelling directly into my ears while roasting anakin is just hilarious.
@expressnumber
6 ай бұрын
Generational trauma
@lightfuse5091
6 ай бұрын
0:14 didn’t Qui free him
@ConnanTheCivilized
2 ай бұрын
They’re not wrong about us being Simps. 1:21
@timmygilbert4102
14 күн бұрын
Imagine telling a little boy, that you free him from slavery, only to force him to call you master and do your chores. Then deny him the title of master because of his origin. No wonder he find the jedi evil, from a certain point of view...
@whatsupwituholmes3978
9 ай бұрын
Shmi had Stockholm Syndrome
@OppressiveMaul
Ай бұрын
Is Anakin okay ? He went this whole conversation without mentioning his Thesis
@dradel2050
7 ай бұрын
I'd pay to see a fanfic of canon reacting to those
@01oo011
2 ай бұрын
“Do you remember that, Anakin?”
@RealSteveLarry
6 ай бұрын
Yoda's wisdom, wise it is.
@analoghabits9217
2 ай бұрын
in case anakin thought his input wasn't wanted, obiwan phrases his sentences as non-rhetorical questions
@theChain120
5 ай бұрын
Honestly I understand that Anakin turned to the dark with every single member of the Jedi order bullying him like that
@harishmohan4478
6 ай бұрын
If I were Anakin... I'd have turned to the darkside a lot sooner.
@user-sr9jn9by1g
9 ай бұрын
possibly , the same as obiwan who definitely died a virgin 😂😂😂
@AK-Drakoin
9 ай бұрын
Nah he was hitting Sabine
@theace8502
9 ай бұрын
@@AK-DrakoinWAIT, SABINE WREN?!!?!??!?
@Luke_SkywaIker
9 ай бұрын
Korkie
@Krzysztof_z_Bagien
9 ай бұрын
didn't he ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?
@mr.j3rs3y
9 ай бұрын
@@theace8502I think they probably meant Satine. Obi-Wans love interest
@MajinSaha
7 ай бұрын
No wonder he joined the Siths. They are not as toxic at least.
@Matt-yg8ub
5 ай бұрын
The meta-joke unfortunately is that if you get into the lore the Jedi were toxic to Anakin, he was bullied relentlessly by many of the other padwans in the temple and Obi-Wan really didn’t do much about it because he was too inexperienced. Anakin Grew up with an imposter syndrome, because he was told from day, one that he was supposed to be the chosen one, and Obi-Wan didn’t understand how to turn a nine-year-old into the chosen one without just constantly chiding him, and trying to force him to be better no matter what . The kid went from his mother telling him that his tinkering and fixing broken things around the hut was wonderful, and how great it was when Anakin did something right, to Obi-Wan Kenobi, who probably didn’t tell Annie and he had done anything correctly until about five minutes before he left for the battle with General Grievous.
@alfalldoot6715
18 күн бұрын
@@Matt-yg8ubTouch grass
@snomgaming3236
2 ай бұрын
2:00 so thats why anakin killed the younglings
@LordVader1094
23 күн бұрын
This is legitimately how a lot of people think Anakin was treated by the Jedi 😂
@itstrooperz
3 ай бұрын
I was NOT prepared for this 💀💀💀
@jasonlatimer55
5 ай бұрын
This is a fucking masterpiece
@ARC-666
7 ай бұрын
I love how Obi-Wan’s accent breaks at times 😂
@andyghkfilm2287
6 ай бұрын
Lmao the generational master-student bullying cycle
@seansmith877
9 ай бұрын
The anakin getting cut off joke was really funny but I think you used it way to many times I forgot most of what Obi wan was even saying cause I had to pause the video like 10 times and keep slowly rewinding it to try to stop on all the times a paragraph skeeted by, 2-3 times would have been plenty towards the end, maybe with Obi wan gradually cutting him off more and more as the vid went on but for the whole runtime it got a bit jarring and over half my time was spent paused or rewinding. Solid video though I hope you make more ❤️
@sealsaregood5146
9 ай бұрын
I didn't actually consider that, I'll be sure to keep it in mind in future. Thanks for letting me know!
@potatoheadpokemario1931
8 ай бұрын
He clearly wanted you to spend twice as much watch time to get the ad revenue
@taggalaxy3836
7 ай бұрын
I watched it all the way through the first time and then a second time to read all of Anakin’s dialogue lol
@officerdoggy8958
7 ай бұрын
Obi Wan: That was unnecessarily harsh
@Ryzza5
4 ай бұрын
Anyone else hitting Pause to read what Anakin was going to say?
@theomnipotent3574
7 ай бұрын
If that really happened noone would blame anakin for committing order 66
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