I will admit, having a suicide note that leads with, "Excuse all the blood, cheers." is pretty metal.
@khanyay6262
5 жыл бұрын
That’s not even what it actually said
@darrenshan296
5 жыл бұрын
@@khanyay6262 well, that IS the first line of the note!
@bumbangs8477
5 жыл бұрын
and noting that I looked up the picture, there was a lot of blood.
@khanyay6262
5 жыл бұрын
PrommiPlays yeah but the note was much longer than “excuse all the blood, cheers”
@SallinKari
5 жыл бұрын
@@khanyay6262 Never said that was all it said... I just said it 'leads with', as in 'starts with'.
@sinner9192
5 жыл бұрын
The fact that Dave actually owns metallic, golden shoes that light up is the best thing on this planet and nobody can tell me otherwise.
@TheAlison1456
5 жыл бұрын
otherwise.
@thatoneperson6172
5 жыл бұрын
@@TheAlison1456 r/madlads
@bradymckillop8943
5 жыл бұрын
@Unknown0059 You stole my joke
@I_GET_NO_SL33P
5 жыл бұрын
Same tho 😂😂
@whitefeather5898
3 жыл бұрын
“It all sounds the same” -Mom
@seraby7151
3 жыл бұрын
lol
@sprout3729
3 жыл бұрын
Uncultured
@ggnr9998
3 жыл бұрын
She not wrong 😏🤡
@ndrsg3013
3 жыл бұрын
Your mom is definitely not from Norway (with all respect)
@zanzull
3 жыл бұрын
My mom sometimes hears the power metal I listen to and she often enjoys it.
@og3086
3 жыл бұрын
I once said I like metal and there were three of the worst questions people asked one person said “you’re black how could you like metal” another said “but you’re so nice what happened to you” and the one that angered me most and made me want die was “I like metal too I listen to nickelback”
@notproductiveproductions3504
3 жыл бұрын
Tell them “black people were shredding the electric guitar before Elvis”
@jeffreyquinonez8964
3 жыл бұрын
@@notproductiveproductions3504 nickelback 🤮
@Zwellop
3 жыл бұрын
Have you listened to Feed the Machine there is definitely some metal in there
@og3086
3 жыл бұрын
@@Zwellop yeah I agree some(very little) nickleback has metal or hard rock but then I could say that Metallica is a rock band and Pantera is a glam rock band
@a-lonley-box3657
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, I hope the last one isn't real.
@alexsond3015
5 жыл бұрын
I’m getting ”woke up at 4 am with an idea and now I can’t fall back asleep” vibes
@gordonmacgregor7668
5 жыл бұрын
especially with the eyes and hair lol
@StringShatter
5 жыл бұрын
Be nice.
@ashutoshsingh7529
5 жыл бұрын
that's what I was thinking lol
@phroggiemum9761
5 жыл бұрын
I'm getting "I do crack cocaine" vibe but that's a good one too
@lycan862
5 жыл бұрын
Alex Sond: it was probably 4:20 am. Those bloodshot eyes...
@shayla9744
5 жыл бұрын
"This is clearly where Satan lives... Oh sorry that's santa"
@TheKarahan2011
5 жыл бұрын
If you take santa, it become satna, and satna becomes satan. Shit
@homie_stok
5 жыл бұрын
PFFT- I don't see a difference-
@goawayplease6456
5 жыл бұрын
Plot twist. Santa is satan
@expectedeyeball8049
5 жыл бұрын
It's an acronym
@martincorey2998
5 жыл бұрын
I like your profile picture
@guapoguacamole6213
5 жыл бұрын
“Metal core is defined by the tightness of jeans” I’ve never heard anything so disrespectful yet so true
@anacaeiro1049
5 жыл бұрын
Ahaahahah
@-EndlessHorizon
5 жыл бұрын
More like post hardcore metalcore was more so eyeliner and black nails
@watwrongwichu2578
5 жыл бұрын
@@-EndlessHorizon and gay
@EPATZ
5 жыл бұрын
Josh Scogin felt that one
@-EndlessHorizon
5 жыл бұрын
Anything trust kill was the hight of metalcore
@Kholdaimon
3 жыл бұрын
I have seen Gorgoroth live several times at festivals, they were adorable... Thanking the crowd for their enthusiasm, apologizing for starting 5 minutes later because their drummer had to pee, asking if everyone was having a good time and warning for rain predicted in an hour... They were the least Black Metal Black Metal band I have ever seen and it is great!
@a-lonley-box3657
3 жыл бұрын
That's actually really sweet, I want expecting that! Aw
@lunahetfield
3 жыл бұрын
That's probably one of the sweetest bands i ever heard, now i rlly wanna go to their concerts!
@beahgg
3 жыл бұрын
Awnt ♡♡♡♡
@jamestuckwell7692
3 жыл бұрын
Gaahl is a great human
@edgemaxxer1573
3 жыл бұрын
and the ironic thing is that they seem kinder than most pop stars and I said most not all
@hathwaythere8830
5 жыл бұрын
I was desperately hoping you were just gonna drop a metal bar
@cuddlingteddybears
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@theundeadforever3300
5 жыл бұрын
Ме im your like 100
@gekoultima6668
5 жыл бұрын
I was hoping for some titanium or mercury
@roozzie_7280
5 жыл бұрын
Yup
@casey6977
5 жыл бұрын
Rosanne van der Wilt are you Dutch??????????.
@PhxIan-rm2oe
4 жыл бұрын
Metal: has genres Mom: noise is noise.
@aberdeenabernathy1638
4 жыл бұрын
It just became screaming therapy after you decided to sing along. Btw it ain’t noise
@PhxIan-rm2oe
4 жыл бұрын
@@aberdeenabernathy1638 yeah bro I get that 😂 but I mostly listen to noise rock and hardcore grunge so I dead ass just listen to people screaming
@aberdeenabernathy1638
4 жыл бұрын
Phx. Ian yeah bro, been there.
@Septembersend34
4 жыл бұрын
She probably likes country hahahaha
@dog2736
4 жыл бұрын
Shit man, why courtney love in profile picture She killed Kurt Cobain
@Otterpoptheotter
3 жыл бұрын
“Metalcore is defined by the tightness of jeans” is the most accurate quote for metalcore ever
@Chaz4543
3 жыл бұрын
LOL not really. More defined by the short hair and beards if you ask me. You can find lots of metalcore bands that dont wear tight jeans but you wont find one where all the members have long hair.
@richardsinclair7661
3 жыл бұрын
@@Chaz4543 Yeahhh, the "tight jeans" thing was really only true for late 2000s metalcore. After that, the best indicator of metalcore is the hair and the beard.
@unamusedmule
3 жыл бұрын
Tight jeans is Crab Core, hell yeah baby
@dereksw5367
3 жыл бұрын
wasn´t that more of a emo thing?
@randerins
3 жыл бұрын
My favorite music genre for about 15 years now. Always hated skinny jeans.
@ddaou024
3 жыл бұрын
I always liked "metal fans don't know music" meanwhile, I went to a mozart opera the day before a nightwish concert, and litteraly half the crowd was metalheads, in town for the concert the next day, taking advantage of the timing.
@codeinexrist
3 жыл бұрын
this actually sounds so beautiful
@despairinglakepasta1412
3 жыл бұрын
that sounds like the best possible life ever
@amayahytonen5719
2 жыл бұрын
can confirm that i would do this before a metal concert especially nightwish LOL
@histkontext
2 жыл бұрын
even thoug I love some classical music too, I am retarded idiot and can not stop laughing and imagining those metalheads making mosh pits and wall of death to the opera :D
@screwtapee
2 жыл бұрын
I love Nightwish
@4manflawlessround426
5 жыл бұрын
If you haven't peeled the skin off of an anime girl's face in a satanic ritual whilst screaming about chocolate down a microphone in Japanese, you're not kawaii metal.
@vyliad
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but what if it's a moose?
@TheFuriousBean
5 жыл бұрын
@@vyliad that's Canadian metal.
@Rynnecc
5 жыл бұрын
@@TheFuriousBean As a Canadian, can confirm.
@Ishatonthefloor
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@professionalmemeenthusiast2117
4 жыл бұрын
Christian metal would be way more popular if it was exclusively in Latin with full voice choirs and all about the Crusades
@celestereed1869
4 жыл бұрын
Why the FUCK aren't you doing something with this?!
@henriquemontalvao8492
4 жыл бұрын
Hold my cross! I need a drummer, a bassist and a singer
@ThePlanemadness
4 жыл бұрын
@@henriquemontalvao8492 I can play the drums
@henriquemontalvao8492
4 жыл бұрын
@@ThePlanemadness cool. How can I contact you?
@ThePlanemadness
4 жыл бұрын
@@henriquemontalvao8492 insta @isak380
@NotNotLazari
5 жыл бұрын
I'm disapointed this wasn't 22 minutes of you just hitting random metal objects next to your microphone.
@MelanieBush1989
5 жыл бұрын
You should subscribe to Andrew Huaang for that type of content.
@helRAEzzzer
5 жыл бұрын
😂 YEEESS!! I kinda wish he slipped a joke about metal types (like gold, iron, bronze, etc).
@atoxicdoodle5460
5 жыл бұрын
As am I
@GhimyDaCheese
5 жыл бұрын
This
@___________________________-__
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@AzazelGrimshadow
3 жыл бұрын
I designed a metal cover for someone by peeling the white stringy stuff off of orange slices and laying them over each other and taking a picture of it. It was a huge hit.
@cthulhufhtagn7520
3 жыл бұрын
@Ghost Heart not sure you got the joke
@evaristegalois6282
5 жыл бұрын
2:03 “Mayhem vocalist “Dead” found ... dead” Talk about living up to your name
@Leubast
5 жыл бұрын
"Living"?
@james.7160
5 жыл бұрын
Wow
@Zerohour100
5 жыл бұрын
You have no idea. All the band members lived up to their name in some way.
@desaturated-firefox
5 жыл бұрын
He should have mentioned that Euronymous who found him was murdered by his bandmate soon after as well...
@bartimus09
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah that whole story came across as pretty effing metal.
@zenuke941
5 жыл бұрын
As a Norwegian i can confirm that us Scandinavians communicate through screaming, aggressive drums and distorted guitar.
@wakisabe
5 жыл бұрын
Can further confirm
@frog-sk2fb
5 жыл бұрын
I am a sweede and I can acctually confirm. I met up with some norwegians and pretty much all we did was scream. Ja vi har våret glade barnestämme kvar, SÄG HAR NI ERE GLADE BARNESTÄMME KVAR??
@SFPD
5 жыл бұрын
What about the accordion?
@user-uf8xg6un4l
5 жыл бұрын
It's decided then, I'm emigrating to Norway! 🇳🇴🤘
@h0td0gwater
5 жыл бұрын
this comment made my day, thank u
@josief5963
5 жыл бұрын
This has that "I haven't slept in a week and the hallucinations are getting weird" energy.
@puddest
5 жыл бұрын
666 nice
@cordlefhrichter1520
5 жыл бұрын
@@puddest The video has 666 dislikes!
@mono.isgtds
5 жыл бұрын
No sleeping in real metal.
@Ginger_Sweet
5 жыл бұрын
I hear that I’m going on day 9 awake I won’t even remember commenting on this in 4 days .
@scorpion0498
5 жыл бұрын
Yep
@4tae972
3 жыл бұрын
If your logo doesn't look like you painted it on glass, dropped it, and reassembled with missing pieces, then it's not metal enough. 😂
@vivianrazor2888
3 жыл бұрын
If you can read what the logo actually says.....then it’s not metal!! 😂🤣
@Gabber_Terror
3 жыл бұрын
@@vivianrazor2888 My logo is MASTERS OF HARDCORE harder than rest we have no competition .
@Maninawig
2 жыл бұрын
Must be reassembled with a magnet
@Matarro1980
2 жыл бұрын
It's not trve kvlt unless it looks like a chaotic stack of lumber that's been set ablaze.
@Sacara13
5 жыл бұрын
"This is clearly where Satan lives. Oh wait, that's santa"
@dasclarinet
5 жыл бұрын
The polar opposite characters.
@shadowpanda3748
5 жыл бұрын
Santa is just an anagram for Satan :|
@eira72
5 жыл бұрын
If you switch the n around then he’s basically Satan, our parents tell us Santa lives there to cover up the lie for small children
@maxi979
5 жыл бұрын
Switch the N from the end of the word Satan to the middle of A and T and you get Santa Edit: oh wait
@Sazunaw
5 жыл бұрын
Well, have you ever seen Santa and Satan in the same room? Just saying...
@ImmenseDisciple
5 жыл бұрын
If you don't have dozens of comments worrying about your health and telling you to get some sleep, you're not real metal 🤘😣🤘
@justhanging5837
5 жыл бұрын
His eyes have seen the unforgiving side of the world... Or maybe did not blink during an hour.
@afloatingpineapple6170
5 жыл бұрын
He might have got punched in the nose
@silverkyre
5 жыл бұрын
Maybe he just put in his contacts since he's not wearing his glasses
@porschephiliac4356
3 жыл бұрын
Found this channel on accident and this video is incredibly accurate. Admitting you love babymetal is metal.
@annaferns1840
3 жыл бұрын
YEAHHH
@samuelferrell9257
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, that admittance was very metal. However, baby metal is all that metal isn't.
@hhcv7020
3 жыл бұрын
@@samuelferrell9257 And that's what makes them metal.
@pastadeadman4594
2 жыл бұрын
Babymetal isn't metal. It's kpop with electric guitars. And I'm not exaggerating... if you take away the guitar and replace it with electro kawaii stuff, it's just regular kpop. Plus, they don't play any instruments... they don't write any of their own lyrics... and I would be damn surprised if they don't lip sync at shows
@darrenjackson7166
2 жыл бұрын
@@pastadeadman4594 Babymetal are Japanese
@adriasthma
5 жыл бұрын
Ah! The violent hair spin is back. I missed it...
@xilogex7403
5 жыл бұрын
@S K G Oh stop.
@YoungAlienBoy
5 жыл бұрын
@S K G Hey Can Yall Dislike This Video Lol🏳️🌈🙏🏽 kzitem.info/news/bejne/qmNj2IacnaGIeH4
@Ramble55
5 жыл бұрын
@S K G It's called windmilling my dude
@clownworldhereticmyron1018
5 жыл бұрын
@S K G spinning = windmilling... Hilarious you call someone a dumbass and use the wrong term dude
@ChronicallyJess
5 жыл бұрын
S K G - “violent hair spin” sounds way more metal though
@scrabie5867
5 жыл бұрын
if you haven't eaten ice cream with your teeth, you're not death metal
@thedenalski4038
5 жыл бұрын
🥶
@germanpoptart2964
5 жыл бұрын
living nut don’t mind if I diddly dont
@USebaB
5 жыл бұрын
I actually do this 😂
@LindaengelustrupBlogspot
5 жыл бұрын
If you do not PMS, you're not death metal.
@doublea125
5 жыл бұрын
Do you mean to tell me that people do *not* use their teeth on ice cream?
@todbilegotgonbat3943
5 жыл бұрын
REAL metal sounds like two pieces of rusted iron _screeching_ against each other. REAL *REAL* METAL.
@coratheneutralmilkhotelfan2131
5 жыл бұрын
More like two pieces of SCRAP METAL
@user-sc8mj5bb6k
5 жыл бұрын
Dude, that's metal.
@hisaco7856
5 жыл бұрын
It has to sound like you are hitting a trash can with a little pig.
@uyagraph
5 жыл бұрын
This comment has sound, and i don't like it.
@celoteck
5 жыл бұрын
The german poet "Micha-El Goere" discribed it like this: "Metal is created when u let a very very angry russian sit in a shopping cart and push him into a industrial ventilator"
@trippyvibes4528
3 жыл бұрын
"Industrial and nu metal isn't real metal!" *distant crying of Rammstein and Slipknot fans*
@wilkas159
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but it doesn`t matter
@MrJoshItIs
3 жыл бұрын
to be fair, and I am not a big Slipknot fan but I have enjoyed them live, I never really put them in that basket. I think they were put there because of the time they came out. They were quite a bit different than a mainstream rap infused nu metal band.
@beyond-journeys-end
3 жыл бұрын
Byttede du rundt på et Dansk nu og et Englisk now?
@fe_svn
3 жыл бұрын
Tbh I'm a fan of both and I say thats fair enough... they're both their own thing just like System Of A Down xD
@yoshi1.067
3 жыл бұрын
Lol I'm actually German and I can't stand Rammstein. I can enjoy some songs by Slipknot but bacause I can understand every single Word of Rammsteins songs, I can't like them. It is somehow just weird.
@birklundgren9716
5 жыл бұрын
The guy who found Dead... dead, did also pick up pieces of his skull and created necklaces for the rest of the band with them. Trust me, am norwegian
@imaalien2679
5 жыл бұрын
birk lundgren oh my gosh 😰
@edgargoncas7
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's some metal shit right there. How did he explain that to the police?
@liamh.shimmings4411
5 жыл бұрын
De brukte til og med bildene de tok på et albumcover
@mariannebostrm7579
5 жыл бұрын
Her i Norge så vet vi virkelig hva metall er
@thatoneguyulove4791
5 жыл бұрын
Then the bass player left and was replaced. The new guy stabbed and killed the guy who found him dead
@oliverhoare6779
5 жыл бұрын
Honestly thought Dave was about to do a tier list on the periodic table.
@girlwithalaptop5690
5 жыл бұрын
I’d watch it
@caylalynn5340
5 жыл бұрын
@@YoungAlienBoy why
@gazingatsaturn
5 жыл бұрын
@@YoungAlienBoy dude could you stop mining for views, jesus.
@marlenejohnson1599
5 жыл бұрын
@@YoungAlienBoy dude stop
@lieselbrehmer
4 жыл бұрын
"If you did not record your black metal album in a shed in Norway in the freezing cold on one microphone that was very far away on the other side of the shed, it is not black metal" I'm DYING
@pancakemuffintime4741
4 жыл бұрын
I actually read this as he was saying that!
@lillolallo4873
4 жыл бұрын
@@pancakemuffintime4741 this happened to me so much that it's started to get weird.
@VlRGlL
4 жыл бұрын
Liesel Brehmer And all the music videos need to be recorded in 120p
@ravenclaw_3160
4 жыл бұрын
That's trve...
@SvenTviking
4 жыл бұрын
The Norwegian woods are full of ‘em. . They have to herded once a year, dipped for parasites and sprayed with new corpse paint.
@Cryster99
3 жыл бұрын
If you're still not sure if Baby Metal is legit, they have the Robb Zombie seal of approval
@spejic1
3 жыл бұрын
I'm more interested in Robb Zombie having the Baby Metal seal of approval.
@DestinyKiller
3 жыл бұрын
And Halford's
@Discipulus-beleth
3 жыл бұрын
Halford’s seal of approval is way more important as Judas Priest are metal pioneers
@missdead1
4 жыл бұрын
"headbanging with a skirt and an accordian, and an angry violinist", doesnt get more folk metal than that
@lordnehmi5890
4 жыл бұрын
@Kryptönïtë Scï Fï Sïnïstër have you sacrificed your pets to meet satan yet? no? so don't speak about black metal like you know anything about it
@b0leg23
4 жыл бұрын
@Kryptönïtë Scï Fï Sïnïstër wot
@SK23.
4 жыл бұрын
@Kryptönïtë Scï Fï Sïnïstër People like you are weird.
@thesaddestofbois
4 жыл бұрын
Kryptönïtë Scï Fï Sïnïstër this post wasn’t even about black metal
@aiden-sy3ex
4 жыл бұрын
"What fuels your music?" *after five minutes* "Satan" *sips liquor*
@darkdave1998
4 жыл бұрын
One of the cringest moments in metal history
@tumppi723
4 жыл бұрын
Dave The Knave Do you actually take metal seriously? Absolutely cringe
@Frosty-kz4om
4 жыл бұрын
Ghaal and King ov Hell really fucked up Gorgoroth for the time they were in it. That band is Infernus' baby.
@VXNCEKUTHERRIE
4 жыл бұрын
@@tumppi723 because?
@nadirjofas3140
4 жыл бұрын
@@darkdave1998 Why cringest?
@mal9647
5 жыл бұрын
Dave, we really hope you’re doing alright. You look tired. Take care of yourself. Take a break if you need to. ❤️
@kentmichaelgalang686
5 жыл бұрын
if you listen to baby metal, you know how much he's enjoying himself rn
@christineh86
5 жыл бұрын
He just has genetic dark circles under his eyes.. he mentioned it several times..
@TL-vq3mo
3 жыл бұрын
I love metal. Without it, most things couldn't be built
@bigdingus9333
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah man, especially grindcore the transformer
@introvertedgal2427
5 жыл бұрын
"WHAT UP YOU GARBAGE SACKS OF FLESH?!" -BoyinaBand 2019
@mirilys
5 жыл бұрын
Instantly charmed
@caspers1037
5 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry did you mean my man, CORPSE GRIND TAKER???
@seraphin-e
5 жыл бұрын
Honestly disappointed that this wasn't about actual metal elements and hitting them with a tiny hammer to find out what they sound like.
@DanYami
5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same lmao
@razoredge198
5 жыл бұрын
kinda hate you, kinda love you
@theirishpotato6588
5 жыл бұрын
He isn't kmac.
@hard.g0re
5 жыл бұрын
Same tho
@firebirb6726
5 жыл бұрын
I was so hopeful, yet so disappointed
@rufusgobrrr
5 жыл бұрын
"hello you garbage sacks of flesh" im gonna start using that now
@nona7163
5 жыл бұрын
of flesh
@fortnitevidstipstricksandm1560
5 жыл бұрын
XD
@rufusgobrrr
5 жыл бұрын
how tf does this already have 80 likes!? ^^that was 40 seconds ago just hit 100 woop!
@rufusgobrrr
5 жыл бұрын
@@RequiemDream okay?
@RequiemDream
5 жыл бұрын
@taco master OK what?
@grape6565
Жыл бұрын
damn and he said he really enjoyed babymetal............. that didn't aged good
@rev9737
Жыл бұрын
Least pedo babymetal fan lmfao
@bonegrrrl
Жыл бұрын
LMFAOAO
@CariHelstrom
Жыл бұрын
💀
@CariHelstrom
15 күн бұрын
@Pill_Smith ur so silly
@rmcc4742
5 жыл бұрын
Swedish black metal: exists Dave: not from Norway, isn't black metal
@pagle958
5 жыл бұрын
Not real metal obv
@kittycat05
5 жыл бұрын
Swedish black metal is much better than Norweigan black metal imo
@Takkion
5 жыл бұрын
@@kittycat05 Ja!
@DrMoonRose
5 жыл бұрын
@@kittycat05 *nei*
@johanliebertofficial8750
5 жыл бұрын
@@kittycat05 Yeah maybe Dissection
@foxey_licious
5 жыл бұрын
Dave saying he unironically enjoys babymetal is probably the best sentence I've heard in a while.
@killahjay1000
5 жыл бұрын
The band backing them girls is great. R.I.P. Ko-Gami.
@MsCherade9
5 жыл бұрын
I'm a huge fan, have been a metalhead since the 80's. Baby Etal are actually great, obviously not black metal, but still metal!
@beanbeater
5 жыл бұрын
Most of the metalheads do like Babymetal.
@zeddy2284
5 жыл бұрын
i love them
@annaferns1840
3 жыл бұрын
They were my first metal band, yours truly enjoys jpop, so getting into Babymetal was sick. Also, Megitsune has a really good instrumental (thanks to yuyoyuppe, great producer)
@MotorwayGaming2018
4 жыл бұрын
Dave: You don't know metal. Me: There are reactive and non reactive metals on periodic table.
@snow-puppetsofficial360
4 жыл бұрын
Dave Mustaine?
@lilythesongwriter1514
4 жыл бұрын
You don’t know metals. But take my like.
@avengerslevelthreat1748
3 жыл бұрын
Why did that funny
@cpsclan2447
3 жыл бұрын
That takes half of a brain to know it’s false lmao but nice joke
@physicsisawesome696
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@MisshapenHeart
3 жыл бұрын
"On one microphone that was very far away on the other side of the shed" Holy fuck, I cannot tell you how hard I busted out laughing at that one. One of those descriptions where the hilarity comes from the accuracy.
@lizzyshadows7402
3 жыл бұрын
One of the reasons Christian's appreciate a "Christian" label on bands is because it gave us an excuse to listen to heavier stuff by being able to tell our extremely conservative parents "but it's a Christian band."
@unapologeticallylizzy
3 жыл бұрын
Hello, great name. I have the same name and spelling :D (Also, I'm a Christian as well. I don't have conservative parents so I can listen to whatever I want. Christian metal bands can be good, but they do have to be careful they don't border on cringey. One thing that annoys me is when people don't know the difference between a Christian Band and a band where the members are Christians.)
@Tysandifer
3 жыл бұрын
Or you can just be honest and say you like the music and have no idea what they are saying 😂 (christian in a black metal band)
@katililly2834
3 жыл бұрын
@@Tysandifer That's cool if your parents don't beat the shit out of you for enjoying things they don't understand.
@zandozman
3 жыл бұрын
Gotta let time do its thing, it'll work out eventually.
@cmcphotography1
3 жыл бұрын
True, true.
@otsojutila9199
4 жыл бұрын
how to know metal: dead eyes - check long hair - check hair color - black and red
@badmoose01
4 жыл бұрын
I fit all those categories except I don’t use dye to give my hair streaks of red.
@killme2675
4 жыл бұрын
Huh, I have all three of those qualities...
@misterbuklau4053
4 жыл бұрын
More like.... Black and Dead 💀
@holycrusader3838
4 жыл бұрын
Hotel - Trivago
@misterbuklau4053
4 жыл бұрын
Holy Crusader underated comment
@sergioguerra7551
4 жыл бұрын
It’s funny how most people think that metal is all black metal, but metal haves a lot of beautiful branches
@onecrispyfrie1932
4 жыл бұрын
Like the best one Power metal
@tree7909
4 жыл бұрын
Nice van Halen picture dude
@felonysteve909
4 жыл бұрын
ikr like i would never compare a band like bring me the horizon. (back when sum people considered them metal.) to a band like slipknot
@derbuhn
4 жыл бұрын
I remember in school in music class that everyone had to choose their favourite music genre and talk about it and about some bands. I chose metal in general and introduced it with "I hope you have time, it will be a long ride" I cut it short for my favourtie subgenres and it happen to be that some of my classmates started with "ugh metal is just scream and noise" and ended with "wow it can be more melodic than I thought" which is nice I guess
@sergioguerra7551
4 жыл бұрын
DerBuhn lucky, in all my years of music classes in different schools we don’t learn shit, i learned the same in my guitar lessons than in all my years of school, the only instruments we learned was a kindergarden flute while there where several talented musicians in school and a couple of bands (i was one of the 2 bands in that school at the time) we didn’t learned to play any instruments besides the kindergarden flute not in elementary not in junior high not in high school but in guitar lessons, i understood all what we had been talking in only 3 months (i have an amazing teacher) and there where only 3 months because of the pandemic but thanks to it i have been improving my guitar skills and in December 14 i will have one year of experience
@salfisher114
3 жыл бұрын
“Corpse- Cropse Grindtaker” Now this is the real corpse husband
@__ten
3 жыл бұрын
corpse husband if he was a metal artist
@Limerick.
3 жыл бұрын
@@__ten no. corpsegrinder has been around since the 90s
@Mcpollo_Justdonalds
3 жыл бұрын
Stop PLEASE
@joshvovk
3 жыл бұрын
@Exodus N You're watching a video by a guy whose a friend of Corpse
@zauberholz8357
2 жыл бұрын
@@joshvovk not to mention Dave is literally wearing corpse husband merch in this vid
@lucifersguts
5 жыл бұрын
Dave probably travels by head banging, using his hair as a helicopter substitute.
@zadraking
5 жыл бұрын
I agree
@ramos4461
5 жыл бұрын
His eyes are red. That makes this video so much darker, cause he fits perfectly into his own video...
@TallicaMan1986
5 жыл бұрын
No he just got told by Rami that he's more metal than him. Dave cried and immediately made this video.
@hiro6406
5 жыл бұрын
i have been waiting ages and i mean AGES to actually see a metalhead to make fun of metal. There are too much sub genres that are just too ridiculous.
@hiro6406
5 жыл бұрын
@@Necropantz no, actually, not metal, metal, heavy metal, extreme metal, gore grind and 100 more sub genres.
@azertuyop2955
5 жыл бұрын
@@hiro6406 Well, actually, almost every guy who talks about metal on youtube makes fun of metalheads one way or another, Some guys do jokes about djent, 'cause it's mainstream. Other guys make fun (and sometimes rant) of black metal heads, because "oh they're the bad guys that tells us we're not metal, but they're just jerks who ramble crap in sheds in Norway. And look at their face, they look so stoopid with these paintings, bro". And, man, the jokes are always the same.
@aiu2616
4 жыл бұрын
Pirate metal
@tanyalebean3695
4 жыл бұрын
like KAWAII METAL
@WyuuWasTaken
4 жыл бұрын
@@Necropantz Jared Dines?
@SvenP
3 жыл бұрын
"Nowhere near specific enough" This is the truth :D
@hhfbko
3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@ilias_requiem6786
5 жыл бұрын
It's very simple guys.......the longer the hair, the more metal you are
@ematheoneandonly8896
5 жыл бұрын
Rapunzel must be a metal God then.
@KentuckyFriedJohansson
5 жыл бұрын
@@ematheoneandonly8896 Only applies to men, hence why he said ¨guys¨ ;)
@ematheoneandonly8896
5 жыл бұрын
@@KentuckyFriedJohansson Thank you for your input. None the less guys can mean people in general. For example, "What do you guys want for dinner?" That is a phrase not just used towards men. Again thank you, I just wanted to make a point. Have a good day. -EMA
@KentuckyFriedJohansson
5 жыл бұрын
@@ematheoneandonly8896 Hahah I was only kidding friendo. But still a bit of truth there, since women usually already have long hair anyway. Instead most women into metal usually do something else with their hair instead, like colour it or shave the sides.
@ematheoneandonly8896
5 жыл бұрын
@@KentuckyFriedJohansson Ok. That is cool. Thank you again for replying. I hope you have a lovely day! :)
@sinner9192
5 жыл бұрын
Dave: And as always, *dIe* Ah yes, the quality content I’m here for
@lexy8246
5 жыл бұрын
David please take care of yourself. We care about your videos but we care more for you as a person xx much love
@laylamerie23
5 жыл бұрын
This one. This is how it should have been said instead of the overwhelming amount of speculation and backhanded insults.
@wizkid196______3
3 жыл бұрын
I like how he says nu-metal is fake when he is a big fan of linkin park
@myidentityisamystery5142
3 жыл бұрын
He’s joking
@hayden2057
2 жыл бұрын
he was joking. making fun of elitists
@heykennyyy
5 жыл бұрын
The fact that this video is 22 minutes long makes it all the more amazing
@patrickgibsonmusic
5 жыл бұрын
And now this video will be bombarded by metalheads saying "how did you forget thrash metal" in varying levels of offensiveness
@Evelina_412
5 жыл бұрын
Don't be silly, it's not Scandinavian.
@kxrbnated7578
5 жыл бұрын
There’s a literal town called “Hell” in Norway. That explains a lot.
@StarchaserArya
5 жыл бұрын
Prob comes from viking mythology
@Stogs
5 жыл бұрын
i live an hour away from Hell
@kxrbnated7578
5 жыл бұрын
Stogs noice
@sindre.
5 жыл бұрын
Hell means luck in Norwegian. I think that explains something too...
@someweirdo2397
5 жыл бұрын
There are towns in the US called Hell, too, so it's really not that unusual.
@wolfmaan
3 жыл бұрын
"If your logo does not look you tripped over it in the forest, you're not getting the idea across" - Genius!!
@SamtaVEVO
5 жыл бұрын
*whispering* : this video is sponsored by skillshare *DUN* *DUN* *DUN*
@FlexxPV
5 жыл бұрын
Samta lmao
@EemWolf
5 жыл бұрын
-Oh, there you are Me -Piss off fooking davo
@YoungAlienBoy
5 жыл бұрын
@@FlexxPV Hey Can Yall Dislike This Video Lol🏳️🌈🙏🏽 kzitem.info/news/bejne/qmNj2IacnaGIeH4
@ozharmounian8497
5 жыл бұрын
real metal m.kzitem.info/news/bejne/2qqN4GSnj6hzjWU
@gatsorials1247
5 жыл бұрын
Samta 666 likes
@luked8449
5 жыл бұрын
Just a bit more info on the first one: One of the other members of the band (Euronymous) photographed "Dead" after his suicide, and made the photo their next album cover, if you didn't pick up on that. however, he also took bits of Dead's skull and made them into necklaces for other Black Metal artists, including the band's drummer. the bass player for the band was (understandably) disgusted by this, and quit shortly afterwards. His replacement (Varg Vikernes) killed Euronymous with a knife two years later. So yeah, black metal.
@nixi7688
5 жыл бұрын
Fuckin hell
@empiricalpallas6709
5 жыл бұрын
Luke D I miss varg’s channel!!
@alexiahinojosa5053
4 жыл бұрын
Norwegian black metal, actually.
@river6964
4 жыл бұрын
@@Ratatouillesky honestly I don't even know, but it sounds freaking awesome if you're a psychopath
@tanyalebean3695
4 жыл бұрын
What the hell
@Talarue
5 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many people won't realise this video is a joke.
@NowhereMan7
5 жыл бұрын
Nothing he said was untrue though so theres noting to realise. He just talked about metal in a satirical way. It doesnt mean the information in the video is wrong, just skewed to be humorous.
@dasclarinet
5 жыл бұрын
Are the red eyes and giant bags under them a joke?
@ceri5270
5 жыл бұрын
yea who won't realize it *sweating intensifies*
@arandomguyel-9402
5 жыл бұрын
As a normal human, I confirm this video is a joke and a fact at the same time Sorry because bad grammar, I have brain damage.
@enterusername4650
3 жыл бұрын
I had a feeling.
@mikkithygurl7790
3 жыл бұрын
“They are clearly very angry”
@Zekrom-fr5hl
5 жыл бұрын
Dave you’re either high, been crying for the last 24 hours or you need some sleep.
@evanc9087
5 жыл бұрын
ceż I think it’s all three
@tarcisiofraga600
5 жыл бұрын
I went to the comentary section to see if someone saw his eyes. Just in the start of the video i noticied his eyes and paused to go here
@ericape8794
5 жыл бұрын
They all go hand in hand
@tarcisiofraga600
5 жыл бұрын
But i think, by my experience he might be high, is better than crying, at least is happy
@humongousbrainman5920
5 жыл бұрын
All the same thing, really
@sunnylee5519
5 жыл бұрын
I freaking love the hair. It makes me sad I don’t see more guys with their hair like yours.
@putridabomination
5 жыл бұрын
Long haired dude right here 😏
@DeathIsLethal
5 жыл бұрын
Takes a pretty long time for most guys to grow their hair like that.
@putridabomination
5 жыл бұрын
I've been growing mine out for about three years.
@Nirmadify
5 жыл бұрын
I agree, guys with long hair is a turn on!
@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA77
5 жыл бұрын
N VL I was gonna say the same thing
@nathanpittman3115
5 жыл бұрын
he just skipped pirate metal, the nerve of this man
@TreespeakerOfTheLand
5 жыл бұрын
Time to get the anchor for certain... purposes described by Alestorm
@georgeanagnostou2327
5 жыл бұрын
@@TreespeakerOfTheLand get the saw as well
@TreespeakerOfTheLand
5 жыл бұрын
@@georgeanagnostou2327 Aye, one does not kill with a shoe or get sown in two
@DerogatoryMess
5 жыл бұрын
Re watch the video
@oldtimeyasswhooper1014
4 жыл бұрын
Onward Jolly Roger!
@killerbug05
2 жыл бұрын
If someone can listen to your song and say "wait I recognize that instrument" you are not death metal
@spicymeatballs2thespicening
2 жыл бұрын
you spelled grindcore wrong
@killerbug05
2 жыл бұрын
@@spicymeatballs2thespicening noisecore
@DamianAI9
5 жыл бұрын
0:13 Why are your eyes so red? did you smoke the Devils salad? the 420 stuff?
@agentseven
5 жыл бұрын
Damian_ai9 lol I think he's high
@tyisafk
5 жыл бұрын
If you're gonna make a video on the sound of the Devil's people, you might as well smoke the Devil's lettuce. Details are important
@malem4284
5 жыл бұрын
I think Dave just gets no sleep like all you tubers.
@DamianAI9
5 жыл бұрын
@@tyisafk yhea XD
@blablablaj
5 жыл бұрын
no hes propably 24/7 lookin on the screen so thats causing the redness
@shambles55
3 жыл бұрын
Note To Self: 0:55 Black Metal 4:11 Death Metal 7:45 Doom Metal 8:57 Folk/Viking/Pagan Metal 10:31 Gothic Metal (short) 10:42 Grindcore Metal 11:51 Power Metal 12:08 Metalcore 12:16 Christian Metal 13:10 Kawaii Metal
@alexie832
3 жыл бұрын
I've heard National Socialist metal (N*zi metal) is a thing. Yeah....
@captainkenzie6873
2 жыл бұрын
Really he missed the best metal glam metal.
@HeroSword_P
2 жыл бұрын
@@alexie832 There are plenty of metal subgenres that are just as shocking. Raw Anarchist Black Metal (RABM) is the political opposite of NSBM.
@EvelynSucksAtLife
Жыл бұрын
@@alexie832 its called NSBM
@bedrockcastle777
Жыл бұрын
@@alexie832 Nah, you're thinking of National Socialist black metal. It's just black metal made by Nazis.
@thefutureisqueer3899
3 жыл бұрын
"Dead found... uh... dead" I'm only a couple minutes in and this is GOLD
@theunspeakablevetrin9352
3 жыл бұрын
There is nothing more metal than an ENTIRE genre named “cute” metal
@Chaosmos_1349
3 жыл бұрын
“Oh they are from Poland, they can’t be black metal...” *Laughs in Mgła*
@nayr87
3 жыл бұрын
And batushka
@kaitoanderson2845
3 жыл бұрын
And a million other polish bands
@ormtostesson6391
3 жыл бұрын
@@nayr87 Batushka are from Russia, not Poland, Mate :)
@ormtostesson6391
3 жыл бұрын
Laughs in Mgła, Graveland, Veles, Vesania, Hermh, Xantotol... I can longer :)
“No one cares about djent.” JARED DINES IS PISSSSEEED
@nicoleholman2394
4 жыл бұрын
What about Steve
@JensKafe
4 жыл бұрын
@Nicole Holman And Steve, my bad 😪
@tristaneisner9526
4 жыл бұрын
imnotartisticatall not Jared Stevie
@freezingjazzy
4 жыл бұрын
@@strawberrypoison7964 *Looks at Rob Chapman* You sure about that?
@idkwhattoputhere4695
4 жыл бұрын
STEVIE WILL MURDER Y O U DAVE! or just stalk you whilst making very strange noises and faces
@EthersMoth
5 жыл бұрын
"if you dont scream like your a cackling servant of the underworld, youre not really getting the vibe" YES
@alexzanderbaker4631
2 жыл бұрын
1:59 The long pause before the simple and calm “ Satan”
@larshetfield2156
4 жыл бұрын
"One final genre of metal to talk about" Me: Thrash? "Kawaii Metal" Me: *sad Anthramegatallislayer noises
@kroh7742
4 жыл бұрын
r/usernamechecksout
@ayylmao8901
4 жыл бұрын
me: *sad Exhukreasoduction noises
@rushb1zk1t26
4 жыл бұрын
wait, the dude forgot to talk about Thrash and Groove!
@joekrafft7125
4 жыл бұрын
Lars Hetfield thrash doesn’t exist
@deadmeme8122
4 жыл бұрын
@@joekrafft7125 i am going to trash your pet
@4MoonMoon4
5 жыл бұрын
Dave, honey.. you look so tired please take care of yourself. We will wait for you so please, please don’t force yourself
@cupofries
5 жыл бұрын
*Yes mom.*
@stolenchris1374
5 жыл бұрын
bro you gotta say no homo if you’re a boy, and if you’re a girl why are you here get back to cleaning my clothes
@sekoudawkins3116
5 жыл бұрын
@@cameronanne4851 exactly, Im not a girl but still
@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA77
5 жыл бұрын
*ok mom*
@ItsAsparageese
5 жыл бұрын
@@cameronanne4851 I'm pretty sure Stolen Chris is being hyperbolic/sarcastic
@Ricekrispy10
5 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry I'm back" Now that was the most metal shit I've heard in a while
@TheDutchCreeperTDC
5 жыл бұрын
No it sounds like Nu Metal lyrics and as we know Nu Metal is not metal
@AdelAlmas
3 жыл бұрын
'Industrial Metal is not real metal" *Rammstein wants to know your location
@dereksw5367
3 жыл бұрын
also NIN wants to dig that location
@anklebiter22
3 жыл бұрын
BYE CUZ I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
@jimmyittycheria1868
3 жыл бұрын
Du hast !
@Benny---
3 жыл бұрын
Rammstein is just unusually heavy German synth pop.
@OccuP13
3 жыл бұрын
Ministry also wants to give Dave a good ol' dose of Psalm 69 once they have that location.
@raffie_exe
5 жыл бұрын
wow a true metal fan, hailing babymetal as the only real metal band
@leeloo222
5 жыл бұрын
Please put your hair in a high ponytail. It's something I need to see before I die..
@TepiLizard
5 жыл бұрын
Or a massive bun, imo.
@user-og1et3iy3f
5 жыл бұрын
Or 2 pigtails pls
@deviltriggers
5 жыл бұрын
side ponytail with pink peppa pig themed bows to tie it all together.
@nel2670
5 жыл бұрын
@@user-og1et3iy3f lol yes
@streetnecco1797
5 жыл бұрын
Yess...yes to them all
@owe_sydney
5 жыл бұрын
This video has the energy of when I've woken up at 4am thinking about one specific thing and need to feverishly rant about it but no one will listen.
@tengkuadam1399
5 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, I absolutely understand what you mean!
@atlanticsquib7232
5 жыл бұрын
Get discord
@Char10tti3
5 жыл бұрын
Like me right now
@InferiFatum
3 жыл бұрын
"Doom metal sounds like the guitarist forgot that he's playing a song.. halfway through the song" Haha! xD No silly, that's Funeral doom metal!
@cleverlynamed1
4 жыл бұрын
"One final genre of metal to talk about." *Hovers Grunge* ... "Kawaii metal."
@mot0rdeth
4 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes, grunge. My favorite metal subgenre.
@MihzvolWuriar
4 жыл бұрын
@Brutal Beat Found the new metaller
@Dragon_Warrior7625
4 жыл бұрын
@Brutal Beat it doesn't matter if their voice is heavy or soft ...Metal is all about the music and not about the vocals... Also , if u listen closely ... The band playing in the back are death core professionals .. Watch some of their live performances then tell me..
@Dragon_Warrior7625
4 жыл бұрын
@Brutal Beat I listen to all the bands that u mentioned in your comment and i am more of a death core listener than a normal metalhead .... It's ok if u don't like baby metal .... Have u tried any other bands from Japan ....??
@Dragon_Warrior7625
4 жыл бұрын
@Brutal Beat oh ....Wow ....Really .....?😯 That's amazing but it seems like your urge for heavy music has ruined j pop for you....
@menolade
5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I think about what goes on inside Dave's head to make contents as original as this. 😂
@zyaicob
5 жыл бұрын
Fapping about on the internet to distract from the emotional trauma of losing his 5th game of Overwatch in a row
@Linusthegreat
5 жыл бұрын
It's brilliant though, I love it! Something I haven't seen a thousand times before.
@CinderFalls
4 жыл бұрын
"Also the guitar tone has to sound like an angry wasp" Exactly
@tomney4460
4 жыл бұрын
It’s perfect timing when I read it.
@jery3385
4 жыл бұрын
No bass and all treble and mids.
@derbuhn
4 жыл бұрын
I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with.
@CinderFalls
4 жыл бұрын
@@derbuhn I have, my friends just need to call me an idiot and boom.
@badcontent2197
4 жыл бұрын
*then why isnt W.A.S.P black metal???*
@mr_selfdestruct
3 жыл бұрын
This is probably one of my favourite videos ever and I will always come back to it to have a laugh, thanks Dave ♡
@ipimees
5 жыл бұрын
Either you haven't slept for a long time or you're on some good shit. Maybe both?
@r20077
5 жыл бұрын
Probably both, add 10 hours of crying on top of that
@SieraTheChosenOne
5 жыл бұрын
Omg lol
@YoungAlienBoy
5 жыл бұрын
@@r20077 Hey Can Yall Dislike This Video Lol🏳️🌈🙏🏽 kzitem.info/news/bejne/qmNj2IacnaGIeH4
@zynel413
5 жыл бұрын
@@YoungAlienBoy my God wtf is that?! 😂
@eira72
5 жыл бұрын
Stfu
@LeoBushydo
5 жыл бұрын
me, reading the title: "there willl be babymetal, isnt it?" me, watching the video: "yep"
@DayanaThe8th
5 жыл бұрын
Hell yes
@FlipperWolf
5 жыл бұрын
Actually BABYMETAL is fucking sick
@ItsMeHarry
5 жыл бұрын
"Excuse all the blood, cheers" is how I'm gonna go
@rubenburger2621
5 жыл бұрын
So polite, im touched. Wil enjoy the blood like a fine wine
@GorgonsEye
3 жыл бұрын
"What is the primary ideology or primary idea that fuels Gorgoroth's music?" "...........Satan." Well said
@VipericVampire
3 жыл бұрын
Thatan*
@Stroopwafels112
3 жыл бұрын
*slow sip from red wine*
@Neogenesisdiablo
3 жыл бұрын
@@Stroopwafels112 human blood*
@yamukinochi
3 жыл бұрын
i cant believe ive watched this video multiple times without realising that he was wearing corpse's merch lmao
@choochoo4857
5 жыл бұрын
"What is the primary ideology, or primary ideas that fuel Gorgoroth's music? . . . *Satan*
@thesplitking6340
5 жыл бұрын
Well.. you're not wrong. Still though I'd like to wear the spike gauntlets
@ahamilaag192
5 жыл бұрын
Dave looks like he's been listening to metal for a whole day before shooting this video.
@signewhite5587
5 жыл бұрын
He had to do his homework
@JRHMC
5 жыл бұрын
Signe White He has depression asshole
@PredatorH2O
5 жыл бұрын
@@JRHMC so ?
@christofferuden7680
5 жыл бұрын
@@JRHMC Why are you bringin this up?
@katysimon8093
5 жыл бұрын
Labrador Animations I find no point in bringing this up
@xtrisaratops
3 жыл бұрын
14 year old me circa 2002 would have actually taken notes on this and then spent 3 hours debating the philosophy with my stoned friends who only bought Cradle of Filth shirts at Hot Topic to piss their parents off.
@nullvektor9922
4 жыл бұрын
Metalcore is more defined by the tightness of jeans/genes - I'm dead
@alexzhupanov4242
4 жыл бұрын
I feel personally attacked by that lol
@spartansquid5931
3 жыл бұрын
Well, the mediocre djent spamming Avatar ripoffs anyways :/ *Good* Metalcore has a shit ton of good stuff to define it by.
@cenotaph8627
3 жыл бұрын
metalcore is for pussies
@villepalmu348
3 жыл бұрын
@@cenotaph8627 stfu you bitter neckbeard you disgust me and make me lose my hope in humanity :)
@modoki666
3 жыл бұрын
So true
@press8704
5 жыл бұрын
there are _high_ amounts of crackhead energy emanating from this video. dave, daveo, and -oopsie lady- hannah all radiate different energies
@jenniferwoo3044
5 жыл бұрын
Don't be so pedestrian. Dave is much more sophisticated, it's Adderall.
@press8704
5 жыл бұрын
Jenny Woo valid asdhvhsbshbc
@pikalop
5 жыл бұрын
Oh I remember Babymetal. I asked my japanese teacher if death metal existed in Japan, and she said "well, theres babymetal" She proceeded to show us a few babymetal songs while we all worked on our homework...
@kareepan3382
5 жыл бұрын
Dir en Grey would have been a good suggestion.
@ChickenGruel
5 жыл бұрын
What about orochi? Its a japanese death metal but... its like from an anime intro
@Wolham
5 жыл бұрын
There are actually proper death metal bands from Japan. Check ut intestine baalism for one of my personal favourites.
@danielpate6107
3 жыл бұрын
This guy: “scream bloody gore widely known as the first death metal album” Elitists: cries in seven churches
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