This is a Stand up comedy by the well known artist Bill Cosby. It's too hilarious. In this he talks about Natural Child birth..! :D This is a must watch..! :D
You can say whatever you want about Bill Cosby as a human being. As a comic, he was very, very good at what he did.
@PikachusKetchup
9 жыл бұрын
True.
@maryrotman4034
8 жыл бұрын
+Sushi Maya You obviously don't have children!
@drummerreviewss377
4 жыл бұрын
D&D with DMC boomer
@mikejordan8259
4 жыл бұрын
@trueman mann I was gonna say the same. Free him now!
@snackasmversion2752
4 жыл бұрын
@trueman mann Exactly! I believe evidence, I don't believe every little shit the media tells me. The public are very stupid.
@Dallas-Nyberg
10 жыл бұрын
This guy's sense of humor is timeless... I started listening to him in the 1970's... I bought every record of him I could find... I still have them... He's one of the best.
@TheRealBizWiz
3 жыл бұрын
Who gives a damn if a pedophile is a good construction worker, or if a rapist is a good comic? Why would you want to sit and admire the work a pedophile who molested your daughter, or a rapist who assaulted your wife or girlfriend? Yuck.
@garrettstephens3081
7 жыл бұрын
I don't care what anyone says about Bill Cosby... this guy is saying a 100% true statement when in comes to children
@miladyblue5077
10 жыл бұрын
A friend of mine, while in the maternity ward, in labor, was listening to Bill Cosby Himself, instead of classical music, much to the amazement of the other moms in labor and the hospital staff.
@miawilliams454
4 жыл бұрын
That's dope. I will steal this idea if need be with my hopefully not next labor 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@MegaPrincessviolet
7 ай бұрын
I had an English teacher who told us the same thing lol while his wife was giving birth they listened to this 🤣
@SureWhatever19
5 жыл бұрын
"can you put this back?? It's needs to cook!" LMFAO!!!!
@missmorbid1439
9 жыл бұрын
GET THE SALAD SPOONS MAN! I lost it at that
@patriciaarold1270
5 жыл бұрын
Say what you will about Bill Cosby, but I still laugh hysterically whenever I watch him. Especially when talks about “Natural child birth”. I crack up every time I hear him do this. I mean---“Push it out, Way out.”
@CarlosMartinez-kq6pl
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@HunterBaby26
Жыл бұрын
My mom used this as my birthing coach. "Push it out, shove it out, waaaay out!" She's going to be gone soon... 😭
@riceboy1701e
10 жыл бұрын
Watched the "Miracle of Life", a movie about childbirth, in high school health class today. This entire sketch was running through my head. :-)
@riceboy1701e
10 жыл бұрын
Especially the breathing Cosbys sequence.
@lilsisasu
2 жыл бұрын
“Then my wife stood up... in the stirrups, and on the next contraction, she told everybody in the delivery room that my parents were never married.” Best line in the whole routine.
@RedStrikerBeetleborg
3 ай бұрын
best line is: "You shut up!!! You did this to me!!!!"
@julianpagano1659
8 жыл бұрын
"You just had...a Lizard" I died XD
@Pavke101
5 жыл бұрын
That lady in the audience also...
@e2go
Жыл бұрын
"The doctor's sitting there like Johnny Bench"😂🤣
@thegemijam9631
8 жыл бұрын
no matter what cosby had he become lately ,he is still number 1 comedian
@AnnetteLynnG
8 жыл бұрын
Amen!
@TheDarkSatirist
6 жыл бұрын
I’m having a hard time separating the art from the name considering so much of his humor revolves around empathizing with his POV and I just can’t find that funny any more
@MaximusHandimus
10 жыл бұрын
"We would go to parties and people would ask us to breathe"
@deje517
11 жыл бұрын
Cos is so funny! You have to love a comedian that can make you laugh so much you almost cant make it to the bathroom. And the best part is..... he can do it without using one dirty word!!
@HALchannel108
10 жыл бұрын
push 'em out, shove 'em out waaaaaaaaaaaaaay out!
@mollylea2643
6 жыл бұрын
They used that in a Flintstones special and Wilma yelled, "FRED! This isn't a football game!"
@CSRookie
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@marioparty12345
11 жыл бұрын
Ladies & Gentlemen the breathing Cosbys ! It gets me every time lol
@FireMinstrel
2 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this sketch as I'm about to give birth any day now. I'm definitely getting the drugs.
@tripical
2 ай бұрын
how’d it go, and how’s it going ?
@samssass
8 жыл бұрын
My daughter is about to give birth to her first child.....and my greatest advice to birth came from Bill.
@TheRealBizWiz
3 жыл бұрын
I’m sure you’d be okay if someone like Bill Cosby drugged and raped her. As long as the guy is talented at his work it’s cool huh?
@DarkFortressPictures_Official
7 жыл бұрын
"Get the salad spoons!" Every time I hear it, I lose it!
@Vange-kw4ye
Жыл бұрын
You can say whatever you want about Bill Cosby but this is one of the great comedy segments of all time. What's even more remarkable is he didn't have to use profanity once during this whole story.
@BabyBabbits
8 жыл бұрын
I have always been a fan. I find his stand up hilarious, and always did. I don't know the truth about if he is or isn't a bad guy, and am not personally effected.. so I still like listening to his stand up once in a while..
@TheRealBizWiz
3 жыл бұрын
Yuck. That’s absolutely disgusting. Who gives a damn if a pedophile is a good construction worker, or if a rapist is a good comic? Why would you want to sit and admire the work a pedophile who molested your daughter, or a rapist who assaulted your wife or girlfriend? I guess since it wasn’t you who was personally affected you’re okay with pedophiles or rapists.
@Americanbear1
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealBizWiz So you have definitive proof? You were there? You’re disgusting for thinking the way you do about someone you don’t even know.
@TheRealBizWiz
3 жыл бұрын
@@Americanbear1 I’m disgusting? Pfff, for what? Having zero wiggle room for multiple accusations of straight up rape? If some random person on KZitem thinks I’m too harsh on the matter so be it.
@Americanbear1
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealBizWiz Multi accusations. Against a well known, wealthy man. Were you one of the accusers? Did you attend the trial and thus have some inside info? If any of this is true then share. Otherwise you're just someone who jumps on a bandwagon because others do. Just means you can't think for yourself. Another thing - I'll bet you watched or listened to a number of his comedy routines and laughed just like the rest of us. You thought he was funny...just like the rest of us. None of that can be changed. Don't know if any of the accusations are true or if they are false. What I do know is the man still makes me laugh. To end this yes, I'm a random person on YT. Same applies to you as well so hop off your giant high horse.
@TheRealBizWiz
3 жыл бұрын
@@Americanbear1 You’re the one going around defending Bill Cosby, lol. “He’s rich! He’s rich!” Let’s not question the rich. Gtfoh 😂
@annaheiliger2396
3 жыл бұрын
took me years to understand the joke about telling everyone his parents werent married. Clean humor
@StarWarriorCentral
8 ай бұрын
Call me dumb, but I still don't get it.
@JordanZacarias33
6 жыл бұрын
Now this is what I call real comedy. Talent is what makes comedy, not foul language, which most comedians use today.
@TheDarkSatirist
6 жыл бұрын
Jordan Zacarias I heard he didn’t use foul language while druging and raping all those women as well. A real class act 😇
@Blondie42
5 жыл бұрын
Then you must hate Robin Williams then.
@TruthSayer2007
3 жыл бұрын
@9:31 - For the under 30s folks in here, that statement his wife made, well it USE to be a huuuuuge insult!!! Lol she was essentially calling him a bastard child 🤦🏻♀️😂😂😂 Yeah, back in the day, it was very abnormal for a person’s parents to not be married.
@brentduanefoster
9 жыл бұрын
"NO, NOT IN THE FERRARI, DEAR!!!"
@ryankelly4861
8 жыл бұрын
9:15 ~ "I want Morphine!!!!!!" lmfao
@jeffreyknickman5559
3 жыл бұрын
"YOU DID THIS TO MEE!"
@JohnDoe-ip6hy
10 жыл бұрын
bill cosby is absolutely the best. I wish him a long life!
@remedialenglish6754
9 жыл бұрын
exept for the fact that he is a liar a rapist and a racist
@PeeboTyson
9 жыл бұрын
+Misar Chopstick Learn to spell, you liar!
@topazuwu1919
9 жыл бұрын
+PeeboTyson Misae is not liar, I'm sorry. He was a liar, rapist and racist. Misar is telling the absolute truth. =\
@PeeboTyson
9 жыл бұрын
Grace Phelan And you learn to transcribe correctly, you liar.
@JohnDoe-ip6hy
8 жыл бұрын
Let the record show that I posted my prior comment before the scandal came out
@rosebudpaugh
7 жыл бұрын
i am due 07/19/2017. This is awesome and hilarious. As labor scares me this makes me less like freaking out and more like laughing.
@xmodify6200
6 жыл бұрын
Hold on, 17k Ferrari? Damn, inflation has really come a long way
@3912James
9 жыл бұрын
5:45 - 5:54 That was me yesterday taking ab classes.
@SteVibiana
8 жыл бұрын
The $17,000 Ferrari? His kids were born in the 1960s, when that was a shitload of money. My parents bought a HOUSE for that figure in 1967. I'm still smiling at this even though my heart is broken by what we've learned about Cosby.
@dannywright519
6 жыл бұрын
SteVibiana its good
@ToABrighterFuture
6 жыл бұрын
His oldest daughter was born in 1965. So if you REALLY want to get technical, adjusted for inflation, that $17,000 car in 1965 would cost $136,236.92 in 2018.
@jolovesmusichz2827
11 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too immediately. All I was thinking was 'wow, cars are too expensive now.' Bill Cosby is so funny
@leehuff2330
5 жыл бұрын
Great, even with the lack of synchronization between audio and video.
@DeadRaymanWalking
2 жыл бұрын
I remember when I watched this in my health class in 2002 and it got to this part, I was rather amused by the sounds Bill Cosby was making when doing the breathing exercises. *PUUUUUUUSH! PUUUUUUSH!*
@PhoenixAnthem
12 жыл бұрын
and then my wife said, "aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!" lol
@sammylacks4937
3 жыл бұрын
Cosby is so funny because he somehow tells exactly how things are and makes them funny. My wife and I also discussed this but needed my car and home to decide. I graduated after 4 years but from a 2 year college , maybe that s why. I believe all men want a son so they have a fishing or hunting buddy. Our first child was premature and my wife bore her like spitting watermelon seed. Why no one told me what brand new babies look like and are covered in. Our pediatrician cut the cord and without asking or telling tossed our child to me. I looked down and thought it would be easier to have another than clean this one up. Then out of all "birthing fluid" ( for future father s ) to eyes appeared looking at mine, then her mouth made a slow smile. My older sister told me once. You ll never know what love is untill you have a child and truer words I haven t heard. Immediate and unconditional love filled me looking at my daughter. She was my shadow. Daddy s girl but she loved and wanted to do what I did and more , tougher than all the boys. Camping , gardening , fishing wearing diapers then hunting. Daddy can I have my own gun? I found a youth model then I want my own tackle box. I took her to the outer banks , camping for 3 nights. She had never seen mountainous dunes and wanted to climb them all. Days were hers and without a clock she was ready for bed after supper when darkness came. Then I fished as she rested a few feet away. Our last night I heard something clacking cans in our garbage. Knowing what was there, I woke her and shined a light so she could see our visitor. It s a coon isn t daddy. Soon after we had our second. Our son popped out just like his sister but unlike her he loved games , movies , then computers but mostly, his mom then his dad. I hoped he would want to go and love the outdoors like his sister and me and he went but I could see he d rather play games with his sister and she with him cause she could beat him. Both grown he beats her or did. She was a sore loser and I had to let her out fish and take all the property and money playing monopoly back then. I miss those days but they both have their lives and that s a part of parenting. I d like to say to all the mothers and fathers that lost one or more children and those particularly while serving our country. I lost my father when I was 6 and can imagine your hurt and sadness. I assure you don t morn alone. Never put a question mark where God placed a period. No words will heal your pain so I won t try. But I will be proud , and thankful of all who served. GOD bless and kept them. We love you all.
@Mthom95
5 жыл бұрын
The father can have all he wants 😂😂😂
@AlbertaRose94
10 жыл бұрын
42 people had real crappy natural childbirth experiences and fail to find the humour in this. Having had a home birth and been the assistant at a home birth, I definitely find this incredibly fricking funny.
@PeeboTyson
9 жыл бұрын
+Alberta Rose I think you mean 42 ( well, now 56 people ) either want to join in on the Cosby crucifixion or are jealous they weren't the target of Cosby's alleged advances.
@AlbertaRose94
9 жыл бұрын
PeeboTyson You made me giggle.
@Naomilaatoyaa
12 жыл бұрын
Darling, I love you very much. You just had a lizzard. HAHAHAAHAHA
@emilycastaneda7117
6 жыл бұрын
I love Bill Cosby he is so funny.
@buddhistandcatholic
Жыл бұрын
I had the privilege of seeing him live. The ticket was $50. It was worth every penny
@HALchannel108
10 жыл бұрын
ladies and gentlemen----the breathing cosbys!
@ConMan-ye4ou
8 жыл бұрын
"We sat in the back seat of a car... (smiles)" I'M LAUGHING BUT I FEEL BAD ABOUT IT
@MissSallyB1
11 ай бұрын
30-odd years and it FINALLY clues in to me what he meant by the "she told everybody in the delivery room that my parents were never married!"
@Compedy
12 жыл бұрын
When he said he was gonna discuss something serious... my heart sank and braced itself for the worst.... But when he said he and his wife were intellectuals, and the audience laughed... i just went "OH THANK YOU GOD!!!!!!!!!"
@FIERO871
12 жыл бұрын
How could anyone dislike The Cos!?
@senseisakornsin
11 жыл бұрын
I started doing my impersonation of Duchess Kate's OBGYN while I was holding the salad tongs and serving salad to my mother in front of our server, today at the Olive Garden.
@carriesuehelmich9298
8 жыл бұрын
I don't wanna think that bill Cosby did what they said he did. the lessons I was taught as a kid came from the Cosby show
@CaptainNimmo1967
5 жыл бұрын
Carrie Sue Helmich Brady Bunch for me 😂
@KEYSERSOZE1965
11 жыл бұрын
My wife is in labor right now, I am trying to convince her we need to do the Cosby way of breathing.
@PikachusKetchup
10 жыл бұрын
Yep... I was an intelligent person before I had children as well.
@sushimaya5691
9 жыл бұрын
Cosby was a rapist before he had children 😈
@2laniful
8 жыл бұрын
We don't give fu....he's still funny
@mr.warmth1511
7 жыл бұрын
how the fuck do you know, do you beleive all you hear and read dumbass
@lisacassar7040
6 жыл бұрын
MATTHEW 7 1'3 how nice of you ,, i hope that you werent in the way when pictures needed to be taken or were u there?
@darkangel2294
Жыл бұрын
Love this vid, to this day I tell people Bill Cosby says to breathe this way when in labour lol, I have seen more men pass out but women r there when the baby actually pops out lol. Had 2 (29 & 26 turning 27) & either he passed out just looking #1 or tried his best after I passed out from the pain #2 & I tried the breathing each time lol
@dshedwick3235
3 жыл бұрын
Discussing child birth with my daughter, I had her watch this. When she stopped laughing, she announced she wasn't voing to have kids. ;)
@dafoilman671
11 жыл бұрын
Congrats on your child that you &your girl brought into this world. :) May God bless You & Your new growing family...and this skit Bill Cosby, is purely funny. He's coming here to Maui, in April, & I look forward to seeing him on stage here.
@karenl14
11 жыл бұрын
Love you Bill and Camille....The funniest Gentleman ever...and clean with it Dammm it...lol
@MsLTG
7 жыл бұрын
Omg this had me dying😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@LordVane216
12 жыл бұрын
Me and my girl are in the hospital right now. we are about tot ha.ve our first child and we are watching this.
@aaronbcoles7437
Жыл бұрын
Such a great story teller lol
@annakat3754
2 жыл бұрын
Still to this day, this is the absolute best comedy show ever.
@jediskunk67
10 жыл бұрын
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the breathing Cosbys!"
@HunterBaby26
Жыл бұрын
"when you get married and have kids, I hope they act exactly the way you act!" Lol I got lucky. My son doesn't act the same way I acted as a kid. My nephew, however, is a different story! He got the curse for both me AND my sister! 😂 He gives my sister a run for her money. 😁
@iamber34
12 жыл бұрын
Even though Cosby reused some of this material in his show, he did it in a sophisticated way, unlike most comedians.
@plagueangel761
12 жыл бұрын
Going to be a dad in 7 months... this is gold!
@1993melissajo
12 жыл бұрын
Well get the SALAD SPOONS MAN!!!!! lolol
@MsBCC2010
11 жыл бұрын
lol isn't that the head? he says yea, well go get it lol :)
@karenl14
11 жыл бұрын
Just Clean and funny...NO CURSING!!!!!
@aspassiaman9081
8 жыл бұрын
I dpn't know what he did and if he did anything, but he is very funny. I like this slow comedy, I want to be able to think during the show and I also like this comedy with innuendos.
@mikepollock8295
23 күн бұрын
I loved this movie and never had issues with bill cosby and he is legendary despite what people might say about him!
@LHarrison360
7 ай бұрын
17k Ferrari? Those were the days!
@LifeofMarie267
10 жыл бұрын
I just mentioned this to a friend of mine who's having a baby. Apparently they DO give you a certificate when you take a pre-natal class so I told her that now her husband can come to the birth.
@gansosmansos
8 жыл бұрын
one of the best!
@Americanbear1
3 жыл бұрын
I grew up listening to this man. Have no idea if what he’s been accused of. Wasn’t there. Don’t know the evidence. Just know he was a very funny man. That hasn’t changed.
@jgbelche
13 жыл бұрын
Beautiful. Thanks
@mr.warmth1511
7 жыл бұрын
ty its very old
@philliptaylor4544
Жыл бұрын
7:00 $17,000 in 1982 is $52,000 in 2022 yet ferrari's are closer to $500k in 2022, so why are they 10x as expensive now?
@Foxhound3857
11 жыл бұрын
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I. WANT. MORPHINE!"
@michalie831
12 жыл бұрын
PUSH!!! (: 6:34 push..? ahhahaaha 8:17
@HalibasterDillibickus
10 жыл бұрын
hilarious man, Bill Cosby on a side note, $17,000 for a Ferrari? damn
@419Films
12 жыл бұрын
I've loved watching this since I was a kid, but I never noticed before how slightly drunk Bill sounds.
My mom and I Were watching this and she just put the curse bill Cosby was talking about to me. I laughed so hard I might have to change so my kids do not act like me.
@MeenyMcSweeny
11 жыл бұрын
Holy crap! Now that I'm older watching this, I fully understand 1:40...firkin hilarious!
@JonHeller81
3 ай бұрын
This is from his Himself album/cd. If anybody was wondering. And I had it once, but I don't know what I did to it.
@TimothyQuander
Ай бұрын
The universe is unfolding as it should.
@ajaelston1
10 жыл бұрын
Bahaha a $17,000 Ferrari...I wish eh!?
@BalimaarTheBassFish
9 жыл бұрын
+Aja Balchand 20-30 years ago?
@dezereedouglas6597
11 жыл бұрын
This video is hillarious
@drumunl
2 ай бұрын
6:10 "No drugs will be administered into the female..." Uhhhh....
@charlesleeiii
3 жыл бұрын
My mom used 2 get on me 4 sayin' I want morphine.
@seanhaering6691
12 жыл бұрын
Who could dislike this!!
@mooxim
12 жыл бұрын
wow what a story teller
@TheTaterlegs
12 жыл бұрын
It would be so much funnier if the audio was synced properly with the video.
@skinwolf
11 жыл бұрын
Rofl! Cosby is the greatest!!!
@brenjfs
12 жыл бұрын
The Cosby method. After reading Bradley and Lamaze, at the moment the birth is about to happen, the only one that I could remember once the OB says "10cm" is the Cosby method.
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