' ladies and gentlemen we are 10 minutes early so next time when we're 2-3 hours late, will just call it even'. 😂😂😂
@melaniemorton3362
8 жыл бұрын
I think a sense of humor is key....and more than not, seem to agree. Many people are afraid of flying.....this could help ease the anxiety. She's got my vote!😁😄😉
@NicBunnymen
7 жыл бұрын
SHE'S GREAT
@samanthamartin9254
5 жыл бұрын
Melanie Morton I’ll give her my vote too
@vinnievalentine421
5 жыл бұрын
I love flying, especially when the attendents are great
@jsb5188
4 жыл бұрын
@Melanie Morton, Until Adam Shi-t happens
@306champion
4 жыл бұрын
But what a nice pair she has. One doesn't need fast ears to appreciate those beauties!
@SViera
3 жыл бұрын
Marty is a spectacular lady who demonstrates class and charisma. Southwest should be proud to have her as an employee and ambassador. Best wishes Marty!
@keekwai2
Жыл бұрын
She's as original as a dog turd on a footpath.
@thecataclysm1669
8 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to Maui! Wait, were in Minneapolis." Me everyday of my life
@robkerr3711
6 жыл бұрын
TheCataclysm16 Anyway yeah I’ve never been on one of funnyhoihoihhhu0ip0ipojphhhh
@youdontknowme5969
5 жыл бұрын
LOL Delta did something like that to us recently: 'Welcome aboard your flight to Waikiki... oh? sorry, Wichita..."
@BrookeAndSutton
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@waveyloo
5 жыл бұрын
I live in Minnesota
@jtalbot34
5 жыл бұрын
I know I’m quite late to this comment party but at least in Minnesota you have an amazing a Capella group Home Free to keep the winters hot and summers cool ... nothing better than having 5 gorgeous gentleman singing a Capella to you with their fantastic contra bass singer Mr. Tim Foust who can vibrate your butt in your seat, and a freak of nature beatboxer Mr. Adam Rupp who will blow your mind! Nothing better I say but husbands, boyfriends, and others may not enjoy your googling eyes over pretty-boy high tenor Mr. Austin Brown, cuddly but fantastic tenor Mr. Rob Lundquist who slayed the lead in their cover of End of the Road by Boyz II Men and finally but not lastly the one and only baritone/bass singer Mr. Adam Chance aka Chance will send you over the moon with that smooth as butter voice. Haven’t heard of them before? Please visit their KZitem channel and discover your next addiction that won’t kill or harm you they just send your body into some amazing tingles and excitement. Trust me you WON’T be sorry and you’re welcome! 😍😉
@pamdowless8490
3 жыл бұрын
Love it, it’s nice to have some humor in these horrible times. She needs a raise!
@karensheep7141
3 жыл бұрын
Its only "horrible times" because the masses have allowed it to be that way. If more people practised tolerance instead of just preaching it, if more people questioned what global elite were telling us, if the masses did not let the media divide us, supported free speech for those that dont have it, then we would not be in "horrible times".
@heretohear8662
3 жыл бұрын
@@karensheep7141 Wow! You took the words right outa' my mouth!!
@robthelog223
9 жыл бұрын
Ha,ha, "shift happens" love it.
@lorcis1
4 жыл бұрын
did she men schif ?
@timothywaynebaker
9 жыл бұрын
The kind of person that makes life worth living.
@saphiro007
7 жыл бұрын
"It has been such a job, I mean joy!"
@mickemike2148
3 жыл бұрын
This hostess, Marty Cobb, is all across the internet for making funny announcements! She is clearly stand up comedian material, but the crowd can't escape from their seats in an airplane which is a smart move if you have a bad day at work.
@nathanthomas368
9 жыл бұрын
"We would love to welcome you to Maui, But we're in Minneapolis."
@crod324
8 жыл бұрын
"How 'bout that landing? Not bad for his first day"
@saphiro007
7 жыл бұрын
crod324 "Captain Kirk and Boy Wonder brings us to a screeching halt." Hehehehe!
@mikecooper8462
3 жыл бұрын
And can you please stop screaming now; the plane is on the ground and taxiing to the gate. We made it!
@samanthamartin9254
3 жыл бұрын
@@mikecooper8462 she wasn’t screaming
@mikecooper8462
3 жыл бұрын
@@samanthamartin9254 you sure? Could'a swore she was screaming. 🤣
@samanthamartin9254
3 жыл бұрын
@@mikecooper8462 yes I’m sure
@mattanderson861
3 жыл бұрын
Finally, people with a collective sense of humor 🤣!!! Yes, it’s really OK to laugh once in a while😉. Bravo 👏!!!
@Chino56751
9 жыл бұрын
Dammit, I've never been on a flight with funny flight attendants...
@JeanneTheunissen
7 жыл бұрын
SW flight attendants are always hilarious.
@atlasking6110
7 жыл бұрын
Southwest has a lot of them.
@edtin1834
6 жыл бұрын
Fly SWA - I always fly them when I can and they are the best!
@carlosphillips8447
6 жыл бұрын
I had one on an swa flight and her hair stuck up like she'd just been electricuted but ol crazy hair was funny as hell
@momcat2223
6 жыл бұрын
+Agent, trust me on this - we live w/i crawling distance of "the big airport" but park/fly out of DAL when we travel. Now that the Wright Amendment has been repealed, there's even more to love.
@1956blueeyes
9 жыл бұрын
what I liked was that she held the mic far enough away from her mouth that you could actually hear the words she was saying
@carloss3534
8 жыл бұрын
The lady by the door, so cute and with such a lovely smile!
@deadeyeddanny
8 жыл бұрын
i seen her in a bunch of videos.. she is cute.. keeps everything light.. good at her job.
@cayogator
8 жыл бұрын
i seent her to !
@tomswinburn1778
7 жыл бұрын
I've seen her several time too. Never flown with her, to my disappointment. She's a hoot. I think she has a future in stand up.
@samanthamartin9254
5 жыл бұрын
J. Hugh Problems I agree that she is cute and adorable
@watershed44
5 жыл бұрын
Yes, she's very cute. I wish they'd bring back sexy stewardesses.
@Drewbee
5 жыл бұрын
Tom Swinburn she was on my flight on my way to Las Vegas! super funny!
@campuscab
8 жыл бұрын
The Northwest office was priceless. I laughed till I had tears in my eyes. I hope once I start flying for the airlines that the crew is half as good. Awesome job from am awesome person.
@robertgallagher7734
3 жыл бұрын
Now we know what happens to Disney Jungle Cruise guides when they graduate.
@lovelyturtlesp9014
4 жыл бұрын
Omg yes the Minnesota joke, gosh I love MN. You can come here for the culture if you want, but you'll stay because your car won't start😆.
@samanthamartin9254
3 жыл бұрын
My teacher miss kneeland is from Minnesota now she lives in Texas
Or you can be a snowman: Snowden. As in snowed in.
@cherylmontgomery7537
3 жыл бұрын
It’s minnianapolis
@mrhoffame
5 жыл бұрын
THAT is service!! THAT is value!!! THAT is an employee standing out above the rest!!! THAT is someone who should be making more $ than many of her counterparts!
@mooncake5016
8 жыл бұрын
Folks happened to be same plane. Why not just be fun, be nice, be kind, and be happy to each other. That's what a country is all about. Huge applaud.
@discobikerAndRosie
3 жыл бұрын
Good stuff! Flying gets tedious at times & a lively attendant can brighten a day! A friend of mine is a flight attendant. I can see her doing this! She's as crazy as I am!
@deanjewell8170
9 жыл бұрын
SWA is the only airline I have ever flown in which the crew varies the pre- and post flight passenger briefings. And, as evidenced here, they do it in a most entertaining way. The take away is I find myself actually listening to those important briefings. Keep up the great work!
@timengland3649
9 жыл бұрын
I hope she is a flight attendant trainer. She sounds like she has seen it all and done it all. Flying is scary for most people but I would fly with her anyday because she trusts the flight crew and knows they'll do their best to get you where you want to go. And she will be the first one to risk her life to save you in case something goes wrong.
@ClassyMalick
10 жыл бұрын
OMG! Sooo hilarious! "so the next time we're 2-3 hours late, we'll just call it even!" You are amazing and inspirational Marty! Thank you! :)
@jameswyatt2739
3 жыл бұрын
I’ve never flown on a commercial airliner. If the flight crew was mine I would feel very relaxed safe and comfortable. This young lady and her crew are very good at relieving stress. This country needs more folks like her and her crew. Safe travels keep making people laugh. It is great cure for everything.
@neocollective
6 жыл бұрын
I hope SouthWest gives her a good chunk of company shares when she retires !! I had the privilege to be in one of her flights and I'll never forget her, turned an usually annoying experience into something truly special and memorable. :D
@emilybernstein4667
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite flight attendant moment was when they said “in the event that your flight becomes a cruise…”
@Da_Most_Shady
9 жыл бұрын
"We would love to welcome you to Muai...but we're in Mineappolis." Cold, but hilarious.
@franklinlona315
3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind flying again and again with an airline who has crew with such wonderful humour. Love From India
@andyross37
9 жыл бұрын
Now that I've found your youtube channel, I hope you'll upload more clips! Honestly, they brighten up the darkest day. You are awesome. I wish we had flight attendants like you in the UK. You could teach Ryanair a thing or two!
@dlr11164
9 жыл бұрын
I have noticed that many SWA flight attendants have a fantastic sense of humor. This I'm sure comes from Southwest's great management which keeps everybody who works for Southwest happy!! It shows!!
@deborahlanespencer5817
9 жыл бұрын
AND THIS !!!! Is why I love flying Southwest ... Keep it up, Love it!!!
@lindaloreign9346
6 жыл бұрын
Ikr? Southwest truly deserves their LUV!
@lindaloreign9346
6 жыл бұрын
I shouldn't be laughing this hard! Man, Marty, you're the best! This is just as funny as your first one! Thank you for being so awesome and for making Southwest Airlines as amazing as it should be! You are an AMAZING woman with a Warrior Spirit, Servant's Heart. and a Fun-LUVing Attitude. LUV ya, girly! ~Linda
@pollackhurst754
3 жыл бұрын
Hello how are you doing?
@southaussiegarbo2054
Жыл бұрын
"This is the termination of this flight and possibly this crew" Lmao
@sage9951
5 жыл бұрын
I'm going to New York this month and I'm riding on South West. I did this last year and the funniest thing that I heard was, "We like you for your money, now get off the plane"
@samanthamartin9254
3 жыл бұрын
Was that really funny to you?
@deniseherud
8 жыл бұрын
She is amaze! 💗her! We never get funny ones like that in NY ...must b a southern thing
@pollackhurst754
3 жыл бұрын
Hello how are you doing?
@fido3561
3 жыл бұрын
Must be. I like sitting on my front porch and speaking to people as they walk by. Most all will answer. If I say good morning\afternoon how you doing. They will ask me the same thing. Sometime they stop and talk. Don't know who they are and don't ask. Just a southern thing. Yall take care now ya heah. lol
@frankdawe5156
5 жыл бұрын
Southwest has themselves a real jewel here! This lady has probably increased their sales by 20%. I'd fly SW just to get on a plane with her. A beauty with a great sense of humour! Wow!
@iTsREALITY89
9 жыл бұрын
You are my inspiration, only hope that when I become a flight attendant I am 1/2 as good as you. THANK YOU
@AdamBaileyloltv12
10 жыл бұрын
She seems like an awesome flight attendant!
@andyross37
9 жыл бұрын
Seems like? She IS an awesome flight attendant!
@jeannierusso2134
3 жыл бұрын
David . I just read your long paragraph about the little puppy that you were taking your son.. oh and thank you for your service.. I really enjoyed your story and I'm so happy that it had a good ending.. yes stewardess or as . They are called now flight attendants can be very nice.. and their job may seem easy at times but they can be the one that helps you through your hard times... you might be scared on the plane you might need something and they are there for that purpose thank you to all the flight attendants the fine work that you do I just got off a United flight from Newark going into Cleveland Ohio thank you to all the military and all the pilots and police and everybody..😁👍
@pollackhurst754
3 жыл бұрын
Hello how are you doing?
@TommygunNG
3 жыл бұрын
Great delivery and timing on, "job... JOY!"
@SgtBooker44
3 жыл бұрын
“If you can’t have fun, don’t come to work.”
@GregSr
3 жыл бұрын
My favorite line from a SWA flight attendant was given as we pushed back from the gate. She talked about the requirements for sitting in the exit row. She goes on to say, "if you are currently seated in the exit row and you don't 'give a function', please push your call button and we will re-seat you".
@kevindoran4590
3 жыл бұрын
When I was on a United Flight we had a very funny male flight attendant like this lady. I remember one of his lines as we were taxiing to the gate. "Please stay seated with your seat belts fastened until we come to a complete stop at the gate, as we don't want your bodies to arrive at the gate before the plane does". Now picture him saying this line in a very gay voice. Hillarious. When you have heard "the speech" so many times, it is a pleasure when an attendant dresses it up!
@TheKurtsPlaceChannel
5 жыл бұрын
Man I love them. Southwest is my favorite airline as well. Thanks for posting this. :)
@urusledge
6 жыл бұрын
This less than two minute clip made me laugh more than every professional thing Amy Schumer and Tina Fey have done combined.
@urusledge
3 жыл бұрын
@@matthewporter1435 hope she sees this bro.
@venustus100
9 жыл бұрын
We need more FA's like you! Great job!
@tpmedia
10 жыл бұрын
Martha Cobb does it again! She is amazing!
@markwatson3135
Жыл бұрын
I’ve not been on A Marty Cobb flight. Most humor I’ve heard is “ We have a first time flier on our flight tonight, as you leave, stick your head in the cockpit and congratulate the pilot in the left seat”
@CanadianMetalHead73
8 ай бұрын
I think she may have missed her true calling in life, she's great and hilarious!
@darrenheadrick3669
3 жыл бұрын
Capt. Kirk and boy wonder, bring us to screeching halt at the terminal gate. 😄😊😃. I love it.
@SuperGitfiddle
9 жыл бұрын
Marty you are AWESOME!!! Making people laugh is a gift dear and you have a HUGE talent for that. I watched the ELLEN episode and was happy to see someone that deserves good things and recognition for what they do happen for you. I think you are an awesome flight attendant but I have a feeling that with the talent you have for comedy you could be in the movies or doing a standup act that would be HUGELY successful. Just my opinion. Take care and keep up the great work.
@Upscent
9 жыл бұрын
if only all flight attendants were so fun, I wouldn't have been so paraoid every time.
@akinde576
Жыл бұрын
She is so awesome Definitely she deserves a raise 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@pcm737
5 жыл бұрын
That´s the way I like it .... no I love it !! Yes I do .... keep going SWA.
@daveharter6469
3 жыл бұрын
was on a flight years ago out of Seattle, with an Elvis impersonator, they let him come up and do the pre flight. everyone loved it. please fasten your seat belts, thank you , thank you very much.
@ew7512
3 жыл бұрын
Aww I wanted to hear about the 75 year old twins who were flying for the first time!
@nacht_owl
3 жыл бұрын
Same! I just wrote a comment about that!
@stewartbrann2980
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂 Funny lady! This video popped up on my suggested watches and I’m certain I went to high school with you. Best wishes and hope all is well.
@american101
7 жыл бұрын
Best Flight Attendant Ever!! I wish I could fly on all of her flights!
@samanthamartin9254
3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@robertmartin4646
9 жыл бұрын
where were you in 1974? I started flying with TWA and left in 1985 to be a Navy Nurse....I wish I was still flying!! I could have used you in our flights back then! :) GREAT video! :)
@TheJer1963
8 жыл бұрын
+Robert Martin By any chance were you a nurse at Balboa naval hospital In San Diego in 1985? My wife and I left for San Diego in May of 1985. She was a Navy nurse and I was on my way to boot camp. We were married before either of us joined the Navy. She was a nurse there for 8 years.
@tulsatombob2769
6 жыл бұрын
Geeez Marty.....You are one funny woman! I love your sense of humor and Howdy from a former Dallasite! Saludos de Argentina
@BlueBirdBus11
10 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 she needs to keep doing these and posting them
@Mybitterreality
8 жыл бұрын
I hate people who dont smile for jokes but I guess I should smile too
@306champion
8 жыл бұрын
Hey Mate, I love a good joke, I am often heard to say "You have to laugh every day", it's great for the soul or what ever. My problem is those that speak at the rate of a machine gun. Sort of reminds me of my ex, lol
@windlesssign1718
4 жыл бұрын
@@306champion they are not even speaking that fast... I understood everything.
@JayOrlando32828
9 жыл бұрын
awesome Warrior Spirit, Servant Heart and Fun Loving Attitude .... thats who we are
@capnpen
8 жыл бұрын
Love it! Delta customer service has gone in the tank in recent years, and Southwest goes most of the places I want to go, so goodbye Delta, hello Southwest. Just make sure I get a comic flight attendant!
@lindaloreign9346
6 жыл бұрын
Oh, believe me. Delta absolutely SUCKS! #Southwest4LIFE am I right?
@samanthamartin9254
3 жыл бұрын
@@lindaloreign9346 what do you mean delta sucks?
@edtin1834
6 жыл бұрын
Fly SWA - I fly with them when I can and they are far and away the best!
@johninsalisbury2010
8 жыл бұрын
Love watching her. Makes me feel happy
@markwaller7418
7 жыл бұрын
free commodity show with purchase of a ticket. can't beat that!
@englishrose4388
2 жыл бұрын
"So the next time we're 2-3 hours late, we'll call it even." LOL!!
@dschephigh1
9 жыл бұрын
Very funny. First time I seen it I laughed so hard. Hope to enjoy a flight with you someday !!! Thank you....
@gregjohnson4697
3 жыл бұрын
The attendant next to her is an absolute smoke show!!
@thomasjsanford9991
3 жыл бұрын
I've always been lucky enough NOT to fly Southwest, so have been blessed with flight attendants who act professionally...
@susewambold8175
3 жыл бұрын
Dude, you seriously need a sense of humor!
@mothmagic1
Жыл бұрын
Now this is what I call a safety brief. The humour makes sure that everyone actually takes notice. British Airways take note of how it should be done.
@Blah67
3 жыл бұрын
Give that woman her own show 👍
@306champion
8 жыл бұрын
Imagine being married to her, she could nag at 200 words a minute.
@306champion
8 жыл бұрын
Oh, you could be right Bosco, once bitten twice shy as they say, LOL
@306champion
8 жыл бұрын
Do you take everything so seriously Mate? It was all in jest, where's ya sense of humor? Have another beer.
@306champion
8 жыл бұрын
Oh here we go, another one with no sense of humor. Even if I was a seppo I wouldn't vote for Hillary.
@306champion
8 жыл бұрын
Hey Seppo, I have only replied to comments directed at myself, if that's yapping then so be it.
@rawrxd3723
8 жыл бұрын
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@AlkeshKakde
9 жыл бұрын
Keep doing what you do ! Wish I could fly in one of the flights that you are attending to !
@BigWheelHawaii
9 жыл бұрын
This Girl's Just Great,,,, Southwest should be so proud of her,,, "Employee of the Year" for sure... And She's Just Down Right Beautiful,,,, Smart and Beautiful,,,, Great Combo,,,
@phaedracollins6051
5 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with a sense of humour - makes for a great flight!
@emythious
7 жыл бұрын
I fly a lot for my work especially on SW I know I have had this flight attendant before she is hilarious
@pollackhurst754
3 жыл бұрын
Hello how are you doing?
@stavrophotography
9 жыл бұрын
Marty I remember seeing your original video that eventually lead you to meeting Ellen. Keep smiling and having fun!
@Sparkyyyyyyyyy
9 жыл бұрын
My school group was in the back of the plane and we were laughing our heads off!
@larrycurrier290
5 жыл бұрын
teach them all a little bit of humor in flight attendant school most of them can't even smile without hard effort
@GWR688
9 жыл бұрын
AMAZING AMAZING< never flew Southwest but this would make the flight that much more worth it and so less nervous.
@roccalumera1294
6 жыл бұрын
She's got it all going on. Only thing missing was not to forget to tip your waiters and after the flight check out my CD's in the lobby.
@Mercedes-Guru
3 жыл бұрын
My first SW flight was back when they wore hot pants. The cutest FA I have ever seen did the usual pre-takeoff announcements then finished with "All right y'all, buckle up 'cause we're fixin' to blast off."
@javieroliveras344
Жыл бұрын
This one time, at the airplane, I asked what's the Mile High Club: "Is it a discount points rewards?" Everyone laughed out loud but me.
@nltalbottgmail
Жыл бұрын
I love Southwest Airlines just because they probably encourage this. Hope they pay her extra for being extra funny.
@USAIRFORCE621
8 жыл бұрын
AirTran flight attendants never have a sense of humor...but Southwest is the best!
@joelt4416
8 жыл бұрын
+Jake Kellogg We lost our culture when we bought that awful airline
@Mike12522
5 жыл бұрын
@@joelt4416 - That's why they call it Air Tranny.
@joelt4416
5 жыл бұрын
@@Mike12522 air trash! Guetto trash! Awful!
@watershed44
5 жыл бұрын
*She's actually one of the more attractive girls I've seen working on any airline for years*
@davidschick6951
3 жыл бұрын
When wages went down, many of the pretty ones quit.
@watershed44
3 жыл бұрын
@@davidschick6951 All the more reason why I've always said, do NOT lower the fares to discount levels, flying is still special and a privilege not a right. If the rates are profitable enough the airlines can still make good earnings and spend for decent customer service and keep the employees high quality and happy as well.
@melaniemorton3362
7 жыл бұрын
and she would be hilarious doing it!! poor guy wouldn't know to leave or laugh his but off!!😊😂
@trainliker100
3 жыл бұрын
I hard to beat some of the comedy skits of pilots and flight attendants like one on the Carol Burnett show. The basic gag was that the pilots and flight attendant (Carol Burnett) get bored and decide to mess with the passengers. In one, the pilot says to the co-pilot and flight attendant, "Listen to this". He gets on the intercom and says, "Ladies and gentleman. There is no cause for alarm." Then he says to the copilot and flight attendant, "We'll let them think about that for awhile.".
@MsPrincesspaulina
5 жыл бұрын
Being from Minneapolis I'd be glad we weren't in Maui. I'd hate it if I got on the wrong plane or the pilot couldn't navigate. Got to love the joke, though.
@beautybyevelyn6007
8 жыл бұрын
Omg you probably don't remember but I was on the flight to Washington, D.C. This summer June 2, me and my friends were sitting in the back of the plane and OMG you are the best flight attendant ever😍
@cyndiwilliams6431
9 жыл бұрын
Great way to end a flight...You go Marty!!
@pollackhurst754
3 жыл бұрын
Hello how are you doing?
@LanternOfLiberty
3 жыл бұрын
"... come to a screeching halt"😂😂😂
@florida7778
3 жыл бұрын
that last joke was F awesome! hahaha
@Mike.JustMike
7 жыл бұрын
lass at 1.35 definitely escaped from a crypt
@ljchad
9 жыл бұрын
I just finished a fear of flying class last summer. So after twenty years of not flying, I'm getting better with each flight that I take. I'm still a slightly nervous flyer, but I would love to have you as one of the flight attendants on my flight. Your upbeat attitude would give me confidence that everything was going to be fine. Thanks for what you do.
@anniebananie7887
3 жыл бұрын
Where did you take that class? I seriously need to take it!
@ljchad
3 жыл бұрын
@@anniebananie7887 Hi Annie, I don’t recall the name of the class. It’s been 5 or 6 years ago, but I may have something with the name of the class on it. If I find anything I’ll let you know.
@zaram131
3 жыл бұрын
I’m with you. I hate flying with all my heart. It is so scary. I’ve flown many times in my life but it’s never fun for me.
@johannesbols57
Жыл бұрын
Good job working on your fear of flying. If anybody around me is nervous I always give them about five minutes of why there's no reason to be afraid and I try to explain all the noises. Then I tell them just slap me if you get too nervous; it worked for my parents. At least they laugh a little.
@FFNOIBN
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I have got to get this gal on my radio broadcast as a guest, she is great... And most of all this funny gal is Beautiful...
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