I love how Andy goes full Mike as soon as he gets the pirate outfit, and then immediately faces the consequences for doing so
@neolexiousneolexian6079
4 жыл бұрын
You know.... since Mike can usually somehow go Mike without facing any consequences, does that make him arguably the stealthiest of the three?
@mar_speedman
4 жыл бұрын
@@neolexiousneolexian6079 If ya can't score a silent assassination using an explosion, then you ain't really a stealth master lol
@GetGoodGirl1561
4 жыл бұрын
“Oh no it’s the consequences of my actions!”
@VoraciousRdr
4 жыл бұрын
Alternately Andy went full pirate
@PokeMageTech
4 жыл бұрын
Voracious Learner Yeah, that’s more accurate.
@Natwail
4 жыл бұрын
So THAT's what happens when Corazón doesn't immediately hide...
@KirbyCom
4 жыл бұрын
"Why am I not allowed dressed as a pirate?" asked Andy with a deadly illegal sword strapped to his back
@zulubunsen9067
4 жыл бұрын
The logic behind it, i.e. "Pirates are trespassing everywhere" was sound, but yeah, otherwise a bit of a spot check fail.
@williamw2529
4 жыл бұрын
Not just a regular illegal sword, a deadly illegal one.
@ummmmidontthinkso
4 жыл бұрын
@@williamw2529 as opposed to not deadly swords lol
@Alizudo
4 жыл бұрын
@@williamw2529 To be fair, not all illegal swords are actually weapons. Some of them are just glorified metal poles. It has to be properly forged to actually have a blade, and to be an effective weapon.
@KirbyCom
4 жыл бұрын
@@ummmmidontthinkso Never seen a replica sword? I come across them fairly often
@GetGoodGirl1561
4 жыл бұрын
Give Mike a sword and armor, he goes Dark Souls Give Andy a sabre and a pirate outfit, he goes full Mike
@Brasc
3 жыл бұрын
Basically anything with video games nowadays can be Six Degrees of Dark Souls.
@sethneville
4 жыл бұрын
Andy: "Stop trying to Mike this situation up." 10 minutes later, tries to Mike the situation up, dies repeatedly. Leave the Miking to the professionals, Andy.
@preciousrogue1833
4 жыл бұрын
The worst part is we've seen 47 swim. He's perfectly capable. He just ... doesn't want to ruin his outfit I guess?
@nerosoul2506
3 жыл бұрын
totally reasonable
@Dribbleondo
4 жыл бұрын
Andy's Mind: "It's everything I've ever wanted."
@NoFormalTraining
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if they managed to create a pirate cowboy?
@neolexiousneolexian6079
4 жыл бұрын
@@NoFormalTraining They'd have to put a cowboy hat on top of a tricorn, TF2-style!
@NoFormalTraining
4 жыл бұрын
@@neolexiousneolexian6079 And give him a six shooter :D
@trentonnewman9683
4 жыл бұрын
No Formal Training a six shooter that is also a cutlass
@interregnum_
4 жыл бұрын
"When you sing, I sort of tune out." I don't know how to make the little fire icons, but--damn, Jane!
@blackbird_entropy
4 жыл бұрын
🔥 let's share them then^^ 🔥
@andywyrobek902
4 жыл бұрын
🔥🔥🔥
@antreiriukula4015
4 жыл бұрын
So Jane's out of tune?
@narcspector
4 жыл бұрын
@@antreiriukula4015 boooo lol💥🔥
@narcspector
4 жыл бұрын
@TheDoubleHELO There should be a small smiley face icon near the bottom of your keyboard if you're Android, in which case click that and scroll thru (or search bar: "fire") until you find it. Otherwise (Apple or PC), it's a similar process, you just need look around a little bit for some kind of emoji button, and it'll be in there somewhere. Unless you're trolling us rn, and then you've wasted my time lmao.
@maxvel0city906
4 жыл бұрын
So there's a map piece in the sea! Was Dob somehow involved in this Escalation?
@mar_speedman
4 жыл бұрын
It's an escalation. As in, escalate from "Capitalism in the lake" to "Capitalism in the sea"
@jacobfarley434
4 жыл бұрын
21:24 Jane: "Oh no, he has a shotgun!" Jane, I'll think you'll find the proper piratey term is blunderbuss.
@Alizudo
4 жыл бұрын
Except real blunserbuss'es tended to *_explode,_* so I'll take the shotgun, thank you
@crowcaster970
4 жыл бұрын
Unknown name, it’s a win-win scenario
@thebpphantom
4 жыл бұрын
I love that the CANNON is an "accident kill". XD
@readysteadywhoa
4 жыл бұрын
Obviously a Jetski design defect -- not enough testing against antique cannon fire.
@zevo9314
4 жыл бұрын
i think technically the kill is drowning. you just blow up the jetski and they fall in the water. and no one in hitman world can swim
@darkjackel8608
4 жыл бұрын
Nah, it was an accident from start to finish. 47 accidentally found the gunpowder and cannonball, accidentally loaded it, and accidentally fired it *exactly* when the jetski was in front of it. Just a series of unfortunate coincidences, really. 😏
@masroorahmadbani1712
3 жыл бұрын
I hate it when I accidentally fire a cannon and explode a jet ski
@nicholasepsilon3534
4 жыл бұрын
Mike is the Devil on Andy’s shoulder, constantly telling him to go crazy and kill. Jane is the Angel on Andy’s shoulder, who’s stuck in traffic and has yet to arrive to the situation. 😆
@steelfist3956
4 жыл бұрын
IO's apology to Andy for poisoning him with cocktails.
@hannahweber
4 жыл бұрын
When the Pirate Themed Hitman video begins with Andy singing, you know it's gonna be good
@VioletIvy2
4 жыл бұрын
Corazon + Hitman = Andy's Best Day
@brianschoner3350
4 жыл бұрын
What Bizarro universe am I living in where Mike is giving Hitman stealth advice to Andy?!?
@mar_speedman
4 жыл бұрын
The real universe. Mike is so bad at stealth, he can impart superb stealth advice simply by telling you the exact opposite of what he'd do in that situation lol
@neolexiousneolexian6079
4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, most of his "advice" could have been summarised as "Screw stealth!"
@alexandersttk
4 жыл бұрын
Consider this the Petition to release the full Corazon Song as standalone on KZitem and/or spotify! pretty please :)
@charlesmoss1985
4 жыл бұрын
Signed
@CaitlinRC
4 жыл бұрын
You know who is an even better pirate than Captain 47 - that totally rad pirate Corazon De Leon I MEAN BALLENA - Sincerely CaitlinRC (the RC stands for Rad Corazon)
@dallydaydream
4 жыл бұрын
"I thought the map would be in the sea." In which Jane is a little too acclimatised to Dob's banking habits.
"It's like the jungle came alive and ran him through with a pirate sabre!" "Very specific, but I like it!"
@misterblakk3690
4 жыл бұрын
*man violently electrocuted* Andy: "Oh he died" Jane: "What? Why?" ...I mean..I have a theory... lol
@oynque8965
4 жыл бұрын
It appears the saltiest seadog in this escalation was Andy, when Jane said she didn't listen to him sing.
@travisspaulding5835
4 жыл бұрын
“Yayyy!!! Oh....” - everyone @ 13:14 😂
@eathenalbrecht5072
4 жыл бұрын
Mike= clown outfit Andy= Pirate outfit Jane= Red Room Full Of Blood
@fredwolfmusic
4 жыл бұрын
Mike: “hit the Hutt” Me: immediately thinks of a Jabba the Hutt themed Wack-a-mole
@bilbo_t_baggins2762
4 жыл бұрын
"Coconuts are treasure". Kinda cute that Jane's sights are set so low.
@rooibosdragons
4 жыл бұрын
An astronaut outfit will obviously be added when my dream hitman level, a space station, finally becomes a reality. Pls, it would be sooo awesome
@kallasantysanty6092
4 жыл бұрын
A James Bond themed space level inspired by Moonraker? Count me in :)
@zulubunsen9067
4 жыл бұрын
I could easily see the story going in that direction in the next installation, Providence is loaded enough for something like that.
@darkamora5123
4 жыл бұрын
People so rarely listen to the conversations in this game, but you may be right. On the Isle of Sgail one of the opportunities has yo take an initiate's outfit. He is collecting the commemorative coins and a friend offers him one if, after he becomes a full member, he puts him on the list for the Titan Ark. The Ark society plans to preserve their elite members, in case of a world ending apocalypse, by starting a colony on Titan. So space mission is an actual possibility. They, after all, have a history of including those kind of foreshadowing moments in mission conversations. The season one final training mission in Cuba has characters discussing Janus. Another season one mission has a conversation about Kronstadt Industry's soldier bot. And Colorado has people talking about Vanya Shah, and the Maelstrom. That Titan thing is too juicy not to pay off in Hitman 3, either on Titan, or eliminating someone at the facility launching the Ark ship, either of which would allow an astronaut outfit as part of the disguise repertoire.
@KyleSevenoaks
4 жыл бұрын
If Andy could release his impromptu songs on Spotify, I'd listen to nothing but that for the rest of time.
@nickycat101
4 жыл бұрын
You can tell the Hitman people love outsidexbox. So far we've had the racetrack for Mike and now pirates for Andy. What is Jane's though or is it coming in the future?
@darkjackel8608
4 жыл бұрын
I presume Jane's was the Halloween theme Escalation in Hawke's Bay... 😈
@darkamora5123
4 жыл бұрын
That, or the Patient Zero in Hokkaido. It may have been season one, but killing virtually everyone in a level whilst wearing a bio containment suit sounds remarkably Jane to me.
@davidricebowled
4 жыл бұрын
For Jane, I assumed the evil lab in Sapienza was Jane’s special gift.
@nickycat101
4 жыл бұрын
I think my favorite part is that they made the pirate costume turn everyone hostile. It is like they trolling him
@varunchaturvedi2581
4 жыл бұрын
I mean, isn't the act of killing itself part of Jane's domain?
@AngelBeatYunara
4 жыл бұрын
"I'm stealing a boat!" That's the boat you came in on. :P
@steelfist3956
4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: the one lad who jumped off the Joyful Damnation was actually 47. However, he never got the onboard pirate training with a real pirate, which explains why his sword fighting is rusty.
@lukes3670
4 жыл бұрын
I enjoy how the longer and longer Andy's plans take the more the others even speaking seems to anger him.
@k8runnels495
4 жыл бұрын
Jane: "When you sing, I kinda "tune out"." Best thing I've heard this year!
@marlow1586
4 жыл бұрын
at last, the sequel assassin's creed: black flag deserves!
@mfrazier3876
4 жыл бұрын
I’m with Mike on the propane flasks. I was once mid shootout with 5 guards in Sapienza with no ammo. I only managed to get away because I managed to knockout 3 with propane flasks and outran the other two shooting and changed my disguise.
@darkamora5123
4 жыл бұрын
I feel proud that I sent Andy a picture of my 47 in the buccaneer outfit, and suggested it was right up his alley. I may not have been the only one, but proud, no matter how small a part I played in this glorious video.
@madalice5134
4 жыл бұрын
And for that I thank you and anyone else who inspired this awesome video. Yo-ho Yo-ho, a pirate's life fer me!
@ahkine4096
4 жыл бұрын
jane definitely needs a cthulu outfit
@darkjackel8608
4 жыл бұрын
Hmm... Agent Corazon? 47 de Ballena? No, I've got it -- Corazon Cuarenta y Siete! 😉
@sophiefrankis9476
4 жыл бұрын
Does anyone have the feeling that Andy might like pirates?
@thundercookie3214
4 жыл бұрын
I highly doubt that. It's not like he is part of a D&D campaign where a character constantly reminds everyone and themselves what a cool pirate they are. I think he's largely indifferent (or Impartial, since that's part of his middle name). I think he has a large affinity with red guards though.
@luketsimmons1982
4 жыл бұрын
Andy - "Have you not played this level? Mike (who only plays Grid, Forza and Dark Souls 😂 ) - "No"
@paulflood9826
4 жыл бұрын
This was amazing 😂 A pirate escalation in Hitman, Andy was in his element. Let’s see if he brings this into the next oxventure somehow 🤣
@mar_speedman
4 жыл бұрын
Technically, he's a rogue, so... I'm surprised Corazón never assassinated anyone before. lol
@paulflood9826
4 жыл бұрын
Technically he’s a rogue pirate! 🤪
@mar_speedman
4 жыл бұрын
@@paulflood9826 Pirates can backstab people lol
@eleanorsmith7152
4 жыл бұрын
8:48 Andy! How could you be so insensitive, you know how Luke feels about that song... Just kidding! Seriously though hearing you quietly singing the Swashbuckler Spectacular made my day!
@voltzoen6262
4 жыл бұрын
Jane: This (outfit) looks more like someone who pirates DVD’s. So savage.
@happybob1441
4 жыл бұрын
a) Can Andy do a whole version of You Are A Pirate based around Hitman pirating? b) Mike telling Andy to resist the urge to blow someone up makes me think Mike briefly thought Andy was him.
@madbone3816
4 жыл бұрын
Took a break from playing AC: Black Flag and discovered Oxbox uploaded a video... about a pirate-themes Hitman! :D
@AngelBeatYunara
4 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed doing this escalation so much! I was hoping you'd get around to it sooner or later! Also I got silent assassin on the cannon part of the escalation.
@psychronia
4 жыл бұрын
8:45 Was that the Phoenix Wright Pirate Jaunty?
@skydancersolaris6197
4 жыл бұрын
Jane: "You ARE a pirate." Me: *starts singing Alestorm* Andy, a moment later: *also starts singing 'You Are A Pirate'* Me: (^∇^)
@monicaclark8453
4 жыл бұрын
I just can't, Andy a serious profesional gamer started singing a song from Lazytown. It gives me life, and also excrusiating pain.
@theaether3124
4 жыл бұрын
It'd be bad but alestorm has sung the song too
@brentage5000
4 жыл бұрын
Andy's immediate slaughter the second he puts on the pirate outfit just further proves the wisdom of Corazon always hiding immediately. Now if only they could have involved grease somehow...
@zulubunsen9067
4 жыл бұрын
@4:45 Andy missed a moment by not singing "Fifteen men in a freezing chest, Yo-Ho-Ho, and a Performance Coin."
@johnoneil9188
4 жыл бұрын
Agent 47 *puts on pirate outfit* "Diana, why do I suddenly have the urge to tell somebody called Dob to shut up?"
@chrisbuttonshaw2088
4 жыл бұрын
"I feel like singing a shanty..... who's Edward?"
@NotAVeryGoodNickname
4 жыл бұрын
Turns out bringing a saber to a gunfight doesn't work, I thought it only applied to knives.
@LocalHeretic-ck1kd
4 жыл бұрын
30:53 Jane: "You are a pirate." Me: Wait you mean that Lazy Town song I like? Andy starts to sing that song. Me: "Yippee!!!"
@cthulhufhtagn2483
4 жыл бұрын
My New Year's resolution is to watch more Hitman.
@Incoherent-excitement
4 жыл бұрын
16:03 Andy: “Ah! Run away, run away, ruuun a-waaaay!” There’s the Corazón I know and love 😂
@jonathanewing652
4 жыл бұрын
“...90% water, like the sea!” What’s the other 10%?
@Alizudo
4 жыл бұрын
Everything else. Minerals, fish shit, fish sperm, fish blood, the works.
@varunchaturvedi2581
4 жыл бұрын
Salt, maybe? I don't really know.
@delugesofgrandeur
4 жыл бұрын
Pirates.
@readysteadywhoa
4 жыл бұрын
You heard it here IO - We need an Astronaut suit!
@gemberkoekje
4 жыл бұрын
"Did you see anything suspicions?" "Well, there was this guard who I was wondering whether I saw him before, but then he disappeared into the bushes so it"s probably fine"
@liathgirl
4 жыл бұрын
Love how Andy made his own remix for the ‘You are a Pirate’ from that kids show Lazy Town.
@VA-lm9zh
4 жыл бұрын
This escalation was especially good. I played it awhile ago and enjoyed it very very much
@SamuraiFull7
4 жыл бұрын
13:14 I had to repeat it so many times. Idk why but it's so funny when their responses are synced.
@Fennec333
4 жыл бұрын
Well you know what they say Don’t bring a sword to a gun fight
@AngryLittleGnome
4 жыл бұрын
"Why is everyone noticing me? I'm a pirate!" Hmmmm... xD
@FredrikLagerstrom
4 жыл бұрын
Jane: Closest to a space suit must be the Santa outfit...
@sethneville
4 жыл бұрын
Right, Andy gets the pirate outfit, Mike the clown, Luke the flamingo. Get Jane a handyman outfit (hi, Mr. Screwy!), find maybe a cat suit for Ellen, and then we can *finally* get the 5 Ways to Play we've been waiting for.
@kcollier710
4 жыл бұрын
So when will we learn that Corazon's pirate Nemesis is actually Capt 47 in disguise?
@lordpheonix1059
4 жыл бұрын
Jane:"sorry Andy when you sing I tune out". That's OK Jane. So does Andy 😜
@purpleiguana208
4 жыл бұрын
And when you're a professional piraaaaaaaate... you get to steal a plane.
@paliyander
4 жыл бұрын
5:45 andy: mike stop trying to mike situation up... 15:30 gets pirates wardrobe imidiatly goes on blood rampage xD
@JasonXLV1
4 жыл бұрын
"he's got a shotgun" "bad news" nice
@bethenhiemer
4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe it took until the end for the Lazy Town song. 😂 This is amazing!!
@nicholascross3557
4 жыл бұрын
Question, is Andy's christmas present of Pirate 47 late, or really _really_ early?
@Alizudo
4 жыл бұрын
Late
@darkamora5123
4 жыл бұрын
The present was early, Andy just opened it late. Been available since the middle of December.
@gloppinboopin2269
4 жыл бұрын
This is what happens if the Corazon goes on vacation by him self
@davidstepanek6107
4 жыл бұрын
Thinking on the spot cause I am a pirate, And sometimes that takes improvisation...
@ulfhazelcreek8108
4 жыл бұрын
Pirate Predator has the potential to be a great movie.
@sinasaberi1026
4 жыл бұрын
Andy while stabing people from behind: The Lannisters send their regards! Me: 🤯🤯🤯
@isupergirl
4 жыл бұрын
Game: "Crime Noticed" Me: Hey, being a pirate isn't a cr......oh wait.
@steelfist3956
4 жыл бұрын
YEEEE! They are finally doing the pirate escalation! I've been waiting for it ever since IO announced it!
@the_dark_soul_of_man
4 жыл бұрын
"Wooden leg and parrot not included." Lol.
@FawnGesicht
4 жыл бұрын
Predator pirate! I really want to see that be a movie! Is it about one of the Yautja dressed as a pirate?
@d0natr0n47
4 жыл бұрын
"Maybe they've had a problem with pirates?" - I dunno, a Carribean island with a historical problem with piracy sounds pretty far fetched to me, I think they're just bigger fans of Prudence personally =P
@Alizudo
4 жыл бұрын
Under normal circumstances, cartoon piracy is used to encourage tourism. But since Andy has an actual *_sword_* and everything, and is behaving erratically, it's safe to assume the Caribbean wouldn't appreciate it too much.
@charlesmoss1985
4 жыл бұрын
The Maldives aren't in the Caribbean, though. They're in the Arabian Sea, southwest of Sri Lanka.
@tianahines9179
4 жыл бұрын
The Hitman corazon mission
@thephantom7121
4 жыл бұрын
Yo ho fiddle dee dee I must claim these map pieces three
@zelln7269
4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Andy, we do have a history with pirates. ...them being the original settlers here.
@Xenotric
4 жыл бұрын
Family Friendly Pirate Entertainer Jolly Roger the Cabin Boy
@samanthabornstine2202
4 жыл бұрын
I was so focused on the guy in the kitchen not wearing any shoes!
@SonFonB
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah your mistake Jane, Andy's singing is awesome
@Paldasan
4 жыл бұрын
Andy got so excited about being a pirate that all thoughts of stealth disappeared. Agent 47 would be disappointed in you Andy.
@pctech714
4 жыл бұрын
At first I was a little disappointed that it wasn't the typical "Mike, Jane, Andy" escalation, but it's only right that this was all Andy all the time! Tossing back a bit of rum tonight in your honor, matey!
@VonBlade
3 жыл бұрын
23:29, Jane, with 8 minutes to go, one fears it might not be.
@strawberryduchess656
Жыл бұрын
All three of them: “i cant believe the pirate outfit is suspicious! Why is everyone noticing me?” The giant Sabre on 47’s back: “am I a joke to you”
@cthulhu8865
4 жыл бұрын
Another Hitman Escalation! You just made my day, guys!😍
@usbiv223
4 жыл бұрын
+1000 points for a Futurama reference. ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!!!
@Galvamel
4 жыл бұрын
Dancing shirtless guy at 6:27 looks an awful lot like Mike. It's good to see him cameoing in games.
@MrUkraider
4 жыл бұрын
this is so Andy and Corazon its like Oxventure has bleeded into Hitman 2 and infected Agent 47
@Khornecussion
3 жыл бұрын
That has to be the greatest pirate I've ever seen.
@MrHypnofan
4 жыл бұрын
I feel like killing jet-skiers with a cannon is the exact way to get Mike interested in pirates.
@martinfrost4292
4 жыл бұрын
The only way I've managed to justify the reuse of the *punch across both cheeks* animation for a face to face sabre kill is by convincing myself 47 is ACTUALLY giving each and every one of them Inigo Montoya scars...
@Cooperma426
4 жыл бұрын
Mike has never sounded so happy. More cannon for Mike!
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