...In that case, could a protogen just smoosh their visor flat onto a plate, and just soak up the food?
@TheTrueKingofDRAGONS100
6 ай бұрын
Yes
@Curious5368
6 ай бұрын
Hangover tactics
@lechking941
6 ай бұрын
thats proably a REALLY drunk protogen or something.
@TheTrueKingofDRAGONS100
6 ай бұрын
I do get drunk pretty easily from rubbing my visor on things
@Superawesome043
6 ай бұрын
You’re right for all the wrong reasons
@Marvel2099-k9p
6 ай бұрын
Are we sure Purple eats food? I've only seen him drink caffeine and talk about eating RAM and batteries.
@lechking941
6 ай бұрын
proabluy has that stuff on toast. well minus the coffee as soaking toast in coffe is cruel for the coffee.
@Uranuspuppets
6 ай бұрын
How get that sticker?
@Cooppage36
5 ай бұрын
Well my computer is 100,000,000 per second
@thomasmohn8151
2 ай бұрын
The ram and batteries are the food.
@HXSKlmfao
6 ай бұрын
“you can’t shove a cheeseburger through an iPad” well not with that attitude
@Deer_In_Headlights
6 ай бұрын
Your pfp makes it better help
@HXSKlmfao
6 ай бұрын
@@Deer_In_Headlights my honest reaction
@Deer_In_Headlights
6 ай бұрын
@@HXSKlmfaoAnd I love it.
@GenericOrangeProtogen1
6 ай бұрын
“YOU’RE INCORRECT” -Purple
@rileymiller3154
6 ай бұрын
Press the visor off button on the left side of your visor and look on the mirror
@melondasher
6 ай бұрын
I feed other protogen to my protogen to maintain its protogen-ness
@genericpurpleprotogen1
6 ай бұрын
yum, cannibalism
@rinject3686
6 ай бұрын
V...vo... don't say it....
@Pepsicat26
6 ай бұрын
ram@@genericpurpleprotogen1 If you want 100+ more gigabytes of storage for you , gimme 1 ram
@Sniper_the_protogen
6 ай бұрын
RAM flakes moment
@Revon-Feuer
6 ай бұрын
@@rinject3686 *glare* nononono Not here...
@OneEpicProtogen
6 ай бұрын
"And you cant shove a cheeseburger through an ipad, trust me. I V E T R I E D."
@tyrrell203
4 ай бұрын
*crusty jpeg of Nikola Tesla and Albert Einstein* science
@Davtwan
6 ай бұрын
And they can even open their mouth like an eldritch horror in order to scare their friends!
@rock_pikmin5
6 ай бұрын
it’s their self defence system
@Sonix.226
6 ай бұрын
i may not be furry But this shit got my neurons activated I felt like Issac Newton when the apple fell on his head
@namedless
6 ай бұрын
Yet* :3
@Ollipops
6 ай бұрын
Well I have news for you!!! ÒwÓ
@glockenwise
6 ай бұрын
yet...
@Bopl_
6 ай бұрын
One of us! one of us! one of us!
@allanblot-gadbois3347
5 ай бұрын
@@Ollipopsconvert the normies!
@Menamphetamine
6 ай бұрын
I can imagine one running into a wall, getting their visor smushed, and having to mold it back into shape like a cartoon character
@SwerveStarEx
6 ай бұрын
If a Protogen got punched in the cheek really hard its nanites could basically turn into a smear frame, and make them *siiiiigh* as they need to re-mold the nanites into a proper face shape.
@Menamphetamine
6 ай бұрын
@@SwerveStarEx I’d imagine the only way to break a visor is to destroy enough of its individual nanites, at which point the proto has to spread new ones on its visor like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
@TraustiGeir
6 ай бұрын
Those RAMs ain't gonna chew themselves.
@lonewalker6916
5 ай бұрын
I fear the thought of a protogen just unhinging its jaw to eat a entire subway footlong in one bite…
@justeaden9568
4 ай бұрын
What that mouth do 👀
@thexdfacedgamer2306
6 ай бұрын
Your daily dose of protogen lore:
@randomfurryidiot9568
6 ай бұрын
They harden in response to physical trauma. You can’t hurt me Jack!
@YouAreGay566
6 ай бұрын
The "I tried." got me dying 💀
@francoisvandermerwe4659
6 ай бұрын
A perfect way to start the day. Purple screaming in your ears 😂
@Normal_Murderer
6 ай бұрын
GRILLED CHEESE
@genericpurpleprotogen1
6 ай бұрын
cheeseburger
@Squiwwel_
6 ай бұрын
The mother of all omeletts
@Echo_DtZip
6 ай бұрын
cheeseburger
@ZoeyZhao-jc5pg
6 ай бұрын
Chez borgr
@Normal_Murderer
6 ай бұрын
@@genericpurpleprotogen1 you underestimate my to try to post grilled cheese on every new video
@Xturnal
6 ай бұрын
So protogens can just *Shoves whole hamburger in face to eat*
@WinterPhoenix
6 ай бұрын
Grilled Cheese
@matyklecka3302
6 ай бұрын
I always eat my taxes. Is it ok? Also coffee beans are good.
@Uranuspuppets
6 ай бұрын
How do u get those stickers?
@matyklecka3302
6 ай бұрын
@@Uranuspuppets from membership
@Uranuspuppets
6 ай бұрын
@@matyklecka3302 ok ty
@radustana
6 ай бұрын
Cool i enjoy eating some leftover uranium from the Chernobyl nuclear reactor
@ItsChevnotJeff
5 ай бұрын
Their mouths also work great in making smoothies
@mangofoxy
6 ай бұрын
Now I have to take this concept. And make it horrifying. >:
@Angel_gamer2008
6 ай бұрын
What?
@smokeyy_787
6 ай бұрын
the aggression is so funny 😂
@TheFunGoober
6 ай бұрын
Nano machines Son. {Casually punching senator Armstrong repeatedly}
@BicolorGuy
6 ай бұрын
NANO MACHINES SON! *INTENSE STADING HERE I REALIZED*
@StarFox514
6 ай бұрын
Making the mother of all RAMs, Purple. Can't fret over every GB!
@noroultra
5 ай бұрын
"YOURE INCORRECT" dumbledore said calmly
@TheTrueKingofDRAGONS100
6 ай бұрын
It’s just a visor of Nites over our face to our face is still there and we eat through that or we ram through the visor
@K9-Nahkato
6 ай бұрын
Please don’t ever stop making shorts the way you do, it lights up my nights like a firework with machine gun laughter alongside it
@BrotherhoodOfsteel_knight
5 ай бұрын
“Trust me I tried *smiles*“ lol
@g.w.ismaela.w.8848
2 ай бұрын
Others: "Protogens can't eat!" Me: "Dude- have you seen Darth Vader? He's basically a cyborg like the protogens! Well- except that he has no fur"
@ggalvanizedssquaressteel
6 ай бұрын
*white protogen opens mouth and shows tongue* umm actually they don’t eat
@SUKHOI_27_Jet
4 ай бұрын
I’m not furry, but “You can’t shove a cheeseburger into an iPad trust me I TRIED” got me dieing
@ClodsireBcuzYes
6 ай бұрын
**eats ur motherboard cutely**
@furryoliver_
5 ай бұрын
As a furry and protogen I eat batteries and metal stuff like nails, metal nuts... And what do I drink coffee, dishwashing liquid and many other things Apart of that have a nice and wonderful day and don't forget today is 8 April which means "SOLAR ECLIPSE!!!!!" I SOOOOOO FU*KING LOVE IT, IT TURNS ME REALLY CRAZY!!!!!!!!! O//w//O❤🌑
@LalaLlama._.
5 ай бұрын
" this is WRONG " " INCORRECT" " UR INCORRECT "
@LunaKaze
5 ай бұрын
My protogens favorite snack is bottle caps
@timmyrap1o1
6 ай бұрын
I mean I've seen plenty of stuff where the front part is actually a mask
@Godzila1371
3 ай бұрын
"You can't shove a hamburger down a iPad Trust me, I tried."
@lordofdarkness321
3 ай бұрын
That's the good thing about Synths. No need to worry, because they have mouths! Even though they're... full.. robots... NEVERMIND THEN
@user-si9cv5gi6h
6 ай бұрын
Make that opaque deer clear
@Vexo55
6 ай бұрын
Make that opaque deer clear
@stormy9196
5 ай бұрын
You have no idea how many times i have to explain this when im my protogen form lol
@Airborn_Alcoholic
6 ай бұрын
I swear I’m not a furry I just find this guys humor funny
@vmannn4259
5 ай бұрын
I'm sorry to tell you this but...
@MikeJohnson-y1s
6 ай бұрын
The fucking senator armstrong reference got me rolling
@YossDillo
6 ай бұрын
with every video of yours I see I want to make a protogen character. congratulations it's working.
@diegoavar1
4 ай бұрын
I was thinking protogen eat R.A.M.
@olipurp951
5 ай бұрын
Depends on their design. Some are cyborgs, but some are fully synthetic. Possibly having artificial organs that require energy intake a different way, or even a fully robotic body with synthetic fur. Depends on the design
@GreaterCreation19212
6 ай бұрын
Protogens are also capable of surviving off of Arcai and other forms of energy (but not for very long)
@WOOMY-zq4jj
4 ай бұрын
My Headcanon is that the toaster slits also have a paper shredder in them, the shredders just don't shred brød.
@Not_a_furry_
6 ай бұрын
Also they don't produce much waste during digestion, and just regurgitate it like an owl
@tobithesergal
6 ай бұрын
lol, imagine needing to eat, imagine not being powered by a fusion reactor that replaces your chest to function
@humblefurry
6 ай бұрын
I feel like this was directed to one of my other comments...
@unfortunaterabbit5900
6 ай бұрын
Steampunk Protogens, I wonder how that'll work
@TheRetiredFurryBus
9 күн бұрын
I am diesel, propane, electric, gasoline, and solar.
@pokegameralex8997
6 ай бұрын
"And you can't shove a cheeseburger through an ipad. Trust me! i ' v e t r i e d"
@CyberSCP-426
6 ай бұрын
Yes! But there are multiple types of protogens with different percentages being robotic. Pretty sure the only 'protogen' that could be fully robotic would be a synth. The more biological a protogen is, the more capable it is of overriding its own code to do what it wants instaid of what it's told.
@austindafloof
4 ай бұрын
It actually depends on what kind of protogen
@6ad111
6 ай бұрын
iron intake is a very important, it it allows for natural healing and regeneration of certain metallic parts. although you could just add more armored plating
@RocketInAMaidSuit
6 ай бұрын
They eat by drinking milk. Shame they don’t have any because their dads left a long time ago.
@angybean
6 ай бұрын
I hate how people say protogens dont have mouths then try to argue on why they don't have mouths
@ShadedRoses_Wcue
6 ай бұрын
i can just imagine a protogen just shoving it arm into their mouth just to eat XD
@Alec7929
5 ай бұрын
"You cant shove a cheeseburger through a IPad...I TRIED" WHY WOULD YOU TRY THAT???
@The_Dread_Dragon
6 ай бұрын
My respect for furries increased Reason: Rising reference NANO MACHINES SON!
@BlueAmpharos
6 ай бұрын
I like that you make the automatic looping thing actually part of the end
@XxStupidBoixX
6 ай бұрын
How do protogens eat? Nanomachines, son.
@araknyphobia
6 ай бұрын
a while ago i made a silly little comic for my proto sona, mars, and while he can open his mouth and eat like a normal person, he usually pops off his face plate, revealing an infinite void underneath, and just drops the food in. it’s more efficient that way.
@EisakoTheAvali
5 ай бұрын
I also hear protogen are really good at using nutrients from whatever they eat with very little waist
@Gura_Proto
5 ай бұрын
A Protogen's favorite sustenance is none other than RAM, the lifeblood of their digital existence. For those not well-versed in the ways of Protogens or technology, the question often arises: "What precisely is RAM?" Well, RAM stands for Random Access Memory. It's a type of computer memory that is used to store data and machine code currently being used or processed by a computer's CPU (Central Processing Unit). Unlike storage devices such as hard drives or SSDs, which retain data even when the computer is powered off, RAM is volatile memory, meaning it requires power to maintain the stored information. RAM allows for quick access to data, which helps improve the overall performance of a computer system because it can quickly read and write data to and from RAM compared to accessing data from storage devices.
@ForgottenKnight1
6 ай бұрын
We got snoots (not for booping) so we can enjoy the ocassional treat. Nutrition is more direct when using an injector.
@Thebirtishempire
5 ай бұрын
Know what if i make a protogen that can use solar pannels as fucking photosynthesis
@AverageTSM
5 ай бұрын
"How do protogens eat?" THEY *C O N S U M E* THE FOOD.
@ItsSiebay
6 ай бұрын
Synths: I have no such weaknesses
@WaffleTheFennecTW
2 ай бұрын
'Trust me. I've tried'
@M9ff1nDuck8r
4 ай бұрын
"Trust me! I've *T R I E D !* "
@user-re3vf1jv3e
6 ай бұрын
make him mother of all omlets here Jack
@mapley3
6 ай бұрын
genric purple protogen would be a great teacher (prove me wrong)
@scifriskyxy583
4 ай бұрын
Some protegens versions do have faces underneath the mask
@Gordon_Freeman484
Ай бұрын
Were making the mother of all omelets Purple, can't fret over every egg
@Pfincess
6 ай бұрын
People who say that made the common mistake of mixing up primogens and protogens
@Jamraz.
5 ай бұрын
It's just a theory, A FURRY THEORY!
@The_bacon_who_seeks
3 ай бұрын
They use the slot where the ear is for drinks. (they use oil)
@munsterlandr1644
5 ай бұрын
It feels like they'd defs end up applying different meanings to "screen showing mouth open" and "mouth actually open", feels like something that should be thought of more often
@helenbooth5109
6 ай бұрын
The yelling was what made this video!
@Raymond-1712
6 ай бұрын
Nanomachines, son They open in response of your hunger 😂😂
@kwertin_
3 ай бұрын
I love it when you're angry:
@fluffyboistatic
4 ай бұрын
well technically the nanites keep the protogen alive regardless of eating or not but yes! they can open their mouths!
@beastwarsFTW
4 ай бұрын
Better question. What is their main power source? Do they convert biomass into energy like warm blooded animals or recharge their batteries like a robot?
@DesrhonfromHelio
5 ай бұрын
Meanwhile my character (he's steampunk): oh I just open my jaw. I thought those were masks or smth
@RacoonDentist
6 ай бұрын
My protogen just has a mouth on their neck lmao
@literaIIyme
5 ай бұрын
Bro really dropped the mgr reference
@ELLZ_Z
6 ай бұрын
Instead of energy drinks they eat energy blank????? LoL idk ? ,?
@anayeliprincesa8851
4 ай бұрын
Other protogrin: uh protogrins are robots so they don't really need to eat
@Blue_Fire-Chibi
6 ай бұрын
I genuinely thought it gonna be they get charged and their charging port was either in their belly button or their booty but that can make sense too
@foracal5608
3 ай бұрын
When I put the pizza rolls into them and push the instant minute button
@KnightToMeetYou
6 ай бұрын
NanoFIDDLES, son. They harden in FIDDLE trauma.
@Golden_Otaku
6 ай бұрын
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh so THATS how it works 🤯 very intriguing 🤔
@DeltsDT
6 ай бұрын
In this video I thought about the character V1 from ultrakill, who is a robot that feeds on blood
@AndGoatz04
5 ай бұрын
Okay but HOW THE FUCK DO THE TONGUES WORK?!
@victorreyes-ms5gu
3 ай бұрын
*me looking at how Protogens eat when I haven’t eat for 11 years me like* 👀..
@ELLZ_Z
6 ай бұрын
Proteins technically do need to eat they eat energy?
@Cheese_man318
6 ай бұрын
I can confirm purple has a caffeine pump and steals computer parts
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