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@jokaitv8582
2 жыл бұрын
Hi bro can I get free airsoft I am from Philippines
@jokaitv8582
2 жыл бұрын
@Kim Tan 👍
@noteverfatonic4987
2 жыл бұрын
The last guy was too funny😂
@otakumangastudios3617
2 жыл бұрын
Everyone looks like a big nerd there! Probably fun people to hang out with
@renzmarionramos7804
2 жыл бұрын
Yamate kodasai
@jeppy4382
2 жыл бұрын
kevin’s the type to tell the murderer what year the blade was made in, and the history around it 😭
@elongated_musket6353
2 жыл бұрын
"Ooh, thats a nice blade there. Before you stab me, I just want to tell you that that blade originally came from..."
@atf9628
2 жыл бұрын
I'd be the guy to tell the killer where to stab me for the quickest or slowest death possible then ask them while they're confused why they aren't stabbing me yet Never mess with a guy who has no problem with dying
@evaristoaguirre2544
2 жыл бұрын
And then the murder just gets tried of hearing him and offs himself 😂
@niggafr
2 жыл бұрын
@@elongated_musket6353 “but before we get into that, here’s a word from our sponsor Raid Shadow Legends”
@castawaygibo9661
2 жыл бұрын
@@elongated_musket6353 😂
@roxascloud101
2 жыл бұрын
The gentle one was the smoothest and probably the fastest. It's not about trying to be fast, it's about the mechanics.
@buzzin533
2 жыл бұрын
Still didn't reset the slide tho
@stupidchange
2 жыл бұрын
slow is smooth, and smooth is fast
@pdfootball8229
2 жыл бұрын
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@johnathonhaikilla5109
2 жыл бұрын
@@stupidchange thank you! Was looking for this
@Kansirz
2 жыл бұрын
Techniques, not “mechanics”… and yeah it is about being fast, hence “speed reload”
@Minecraft20108
Жыл бұрын
“speed reload it hurry” *Starts telling the history behind it*
@WaffleAreEpic
Жыл бұрын
136 likes but 1 reply 💀
@ClickIsMyCombo
Жыл бұрын
235 likes and 1 reply? welp I'm Gonna put the reply to 2
@octanexyl3992
Жыл бұрын
My history teacher when I ask the date 💀
@OGbobbyKUSH
Жыл бұрын
My teacher when I asked her on a date 😻
@memesterjeff7049
Жыл бұрын
@@OGbobbyKUSH 🤨
@Nergal_Slayer
2 жыл бұрын
Jesse was the fastest and smoothest. Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.
@-SendhaNamak
2 жыл бұрын
ahh yes I love the phrase "smooth it fast"
@harlem185
2 жыл бұрын
A man of culture I see
@Nergal_Slayer
2 жыл бұрын
@@-SendhaNamak is* I have made amends.
@gaston_clock721
2 жыл бұрын
Slow is slow. Fast is fast.
@-SendhaNamak
2 жыл бұрын
@@gaston_clock721 cap
@jokzyyy
2 жыл бұрын
“I’m about to kill you any last words” “Did you know that machete was designed in 1902 and manufactured in 1987?”
@mr.tiktokisslick2746
2 жыл бұрын
I have the same name as you Jacob
@banditolecheeto
2 жыл бұрын
metal gear
@valentinocruker768
2 жыл бұрын
IS THAT THE BITE OF 87??!!1!1?!1
@kimonietolbert1290
2 жыл бұрын
@Toxified this is literally what u where talking about
@UnderagedMinorHunter
2 жыл бұрын
LITERALLY 1987
@626STAH
Жыл бұрын
The last dude has exceptional customer service. 😂😂
@bdproductions8132
2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao homie at the end was bouta start going into the entire era of Glock rq 😂😂
@greathokage5533
2 жыл бұрын
That last speed reload was so quick he even had spare time to give us a quick history lesson
@christianjonahzapanta6954
2 жыл бұрын
@Click because of that, i will never try to check out your profile ever... insulting others content creator that maybe same as yours is not a good habit to hav
@Jonathan-ek7ky
2 жыл бұрын
Best comment
@happyeverafter5264
2 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@oceanman8115
2 жыл бұрын
Kevin’s the type of villain that tells them the backstory of the knife before he kills someone edit: I appreciate all the likes
@CleanBears
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@randomstuffs5551
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@jedidjab4346
2 жыл бұрын
😭😭🤣
@mr_white440
2 жыл бұрын
Just like the Joker. "Did you know how I get this scar"😂
@metalraito7145
2 жыл бұрын
Why u think just like that lol
@Ace35089
Жыл бұрын
Kevin is the type to know what fabric your clothes are made from, when they were made, and the second you bought them.
@mightyk4sh965
2 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta till the dude with glasses pulls up
@CallmeAsh-lx7lg
2 жыл бұрын
Dude started saying his highschool essay for a gummy product
@anonymous5072
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Mikeyyyy_
2 жыл бұрын
"Hey Kevin, speed reload this" _"Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something in old fort near Riften, might consider joining myself"_
@hellothere8803
2 жыл бұрын
“Hey Kevin, Speed reload this” “A guard might get nervous, a man approaches with his weapon drawn”
@QTap1718
2 жыл бұрын
@@hellothere8803 🤣🤣😭😭
@sirtyronedalll4082
2 жыл бұрын
Sending love out for the people who don’t need an explanation. Perfect meme…
@xlieutenantppx
2 жыл бұрын
I wanted to be a commenter like you but then I took a arrow to the knee
@matthewstoner1284
2 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@Sp1ral_F1shcake
2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes my favorite anime, “caruto”.
@nathan8457
2 жыл бұрын
Such a good anime
@Sp1ral_F1shcake
2 жыл бұрын
@@nathan8457 ikr, my favorite honestly
@Cupcaky
Жыл бұрын
My friend has an lunchbox from "ken 1"😭😭😭
@mkmaster2256
Жыл бұрын
"JESSE, SPEED RELOAD THIS, WE NEED TO COOK AFTER"
@darknesshero4085
Жыл бұрын
Lmfao underrated comment
@NavyRevolver
Жыл бұрын
Thats exactly what i thought
@someflatsoda9879
2 жыл бұрын
"Speed reload this, hurry" Gives the history of all handheld firearms
@breakerf4
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Voidilante
2 жыл бұрын
Copied but funny
@DaRedHalo
2 жыл бұрын
"Hey Kevin, speed reload this" "My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone."
@degenerate1938
2 жыл бұрын
My man about to murder josuke with glock
@ViewtifulMartez
2 жыл бұрын
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@akshat2242
2 жыл бұрын
How much time did it take to type or copy paste it
@NotLuckyRix
2 жыл бұрын
"I said speed reload!"
@ayouxy
2 жыл бұрын
Why are you telling me this?
@joshuaveras5408
2 жыл бұрын
My man said speed reload it at the end this man was about to tell him history about the gun.
@KindaCringe0
Жыл бұрын
That last one was like that one of my schoolmates who keeps on blabbering me about fnaf theorys and facts
@Guccipoooch
2 жыл бұрын
“Hey Kevin, Speed reload this” “The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.”
@Waltbrub
2 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@WaterPickle
2 жыл бұрын
Daaaaamn
@SkinniJ
2 жыл бұрын
@@Waltbrub oh yes
@treseanmallqui2757
2 жыл бұрын
Will someone explain this to me plzzzz? I see this comment everywhere and it makes (tons of likes and) no sense. Plz help me
@Guccipoooch
2 жыл бұрын
@@treseanmallqui2757 The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start
@Wally-007
2 жыл бұрын
That “gentle” guy was actually the fastest. During training, I learnt that the fastest guys are usually the calmest. Calm, smooth, sharp.
@Deoxys_da2
2 жыл бұрын
I was expecting the last guy to reload it in lightning 0.001 sec speed but he began to tell the history
@Vermixent9
Жыл бұрын
I think last dude thought you said “speed facts” 😂
@tengkuafsaruddinrusyaidi586
2 жыл бұрын
The second guy situation Teammate: "Man why r u afk?" Boyce: "Sorry dude, just reload a glock"
@Law10205
2 жыл бұрын
First*
@tengkuafsaruddinrusyaidi586
2 жыл бұрын
@@Law10205 debatable.
@Law10205
2 жыл бұрын
@@tengkuafsaruddinrusyaidi586 not really
@tengkuafsaruddinrusyaidi586
2 жыл бұрын
@@Law10205 i could say tht i mean by the second guy appear on the vid
@tengkuafsaruddinrusyaidi586
2 жыл бұрын
@@Law10205 while you could say tht its the first guy who did the challenge
@jamessoto101
2 жыл бұрын
Him: Speed Reload! Nagisa Shiota: Sure, Why Not?
@yozora6636
2 жыл бұрын
Accidentally assassinates the guy making the video
Him: “that was my maggg!” Also him: drops the mag in the intro
@TheRobstar360
Жыл бұрын
"THAT WAS MY MAG!" lol 😂
@BeastCheapz
2 жыл бұрын
Last guy is like anime character explaining the whole backstory that has nothing to do with it.
@BolttTron2007
Жыл бұрын
Bro started speak reloading it💀
@carolinachavez2577
Жыл бұрын
Y
@you9334
2 жыл бұрын
That last guy : "Did you know this Glock was made by....." " *I SAID SPEED RELOAD THIS* "
@Yoizy
Жыл бұрын
Bro the last one was tryna teach us history class
@Zeus14509
Жыл бұрын
last dude even adding history to it-💀😂
@SkorpzOfficial
2 жыл бұрын
Dude at the end is me… always wanting to chat fart about guns to people 🤣🤣
@jessekonert9842
2 жыл бұрын
Literally same here, did you know glock started out as a curtain rod company then moved to knive and then guns...canadian who loves guns it sucks our rules are so stupid 😭😭😭 I can have a g36 but not a mini 14
@NarutoUzumaki-Nam
2 жыл бұрын
Let's just appreciate Kevin's akatsuki hat and Taylor's t-shirt of Naruto-queen
@HT10_
2 жыл бұрын
And the Caruto shirt lol
@Ricochet6969
2 жыл бұрын
No
@NarutoUzumaki-Nam
2 жыл бұрын
@@Ricochet6969 Yes
@4nG3L_sK1N
2 жыл бұрын
I love his Akatsuki hat
@Ricochet6969
2 жыл бұрын
Naruto is trash
@11Satiiva
Жыл бұрын
Man speaking facts instead of reloading 🤣🤣🤣
@Views965
Жыл бұрын
Lmfao! The last one spitting facts! 🤣
@Commentify69
2 жыл бұрын
The last one started a whole conversation 😂😂
@JacobE-23
2 жыл бұрын
I can't get over "Caruto" I'm dying over here 🤣🤣
@Rajesh-yd9eh
Жыл бұрын
Me too
@deborahnorris9725
Жыл бұрын
@@Rajesh-yd9eh ghhughhhh
@sam_thenerdYT
Жыл бұрын
Same
@hwlrr
Жыл бұрын
Last guy thought you said slow reload and instead gave you an information overload
@stevenrobinson6062
Жыл бұрын
Last dude was highly informed
@waterbear7153
2 жыл бұрын
“Hey Kevin, speed reload this” “Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.”
@Boid_
Жыл бұрын
And also, a fish grew legs to date a giraffe.
@zirachreylne
Жыл бұрын
@@Boid_ tf
@gilgamesh9024
2 жыл бұрын
That last dude would bore the hell out of his enemy, if ever they were to be in a standoff.
@AntifaareFascists-zv6xk
4 ай бұрын
"Ah, the gen. four, did you know that Glock was-" The man's handing out free education and you're double timing him. lol
@notxarizx
Жыл бұрын
The last guy is literally the definition of the damn loading screen (talking about the pro tip which displays above the loading bar)
@Neexi
2 жыл бұрын
Him: speed reload this The last guy at the end: starts speaking glock lore
@bjornesquivel7933
2 жыл бұрын
kevin know some history tho
@thegamingpotato7183
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@nova-gaming1303
Жыл бұрын
My boi was just tryna spit some facts don’t gotta do em like that🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@angeltheedmfan6369
Жыл бұрын
Him: *hand over airsoft* Speed Reload!!! Nagisa Shiota (the one who he hand over the airsoft to): Sure 😊.
@MinZilla
2 жыл бұрын
"Kevin, speed reload this" "When I was fifteen, sixteen When I started really to play guitar I definitely wanted to become a musician It was almost impossible because, it was The dream was so big That I didn't see any chance Because I was living in a little town, was studying And when I finally broke away from school And became a musician I thought "well, now I may have a little bit of a chance" Because all I really wanted to do is music And not only play music, but compose music At that time, in Germany, in '69, '70 They had already discotheques So I would take my car, would go to a discotheque Sing maybe thirty minutes I think I had about seven, eight songs I would partially sleep in the car Because I didn't want to drive home And that helped me for about Almost two years to survive In the beginning I wanted to do an album with the sounds of the fifties The sounds of the sixties, of the seventies And then have a sound of the future And I thought "Wait a second I know the synthesizer, why don't I use the synthesizer Which is the sound of the future" And I didn't have any idea what to do but I knew I needed a click So we put a click on the 24-track Which then was synced to the Moog modular I knew that could be a sound of the future But I didn't realize how much the impact would be My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everybody calls me Giorgio"
@okami4675
2 жыл бұрын
Moroder
@thebearandthebat9970
2 жыл бұрын
yooooo
@minlun7723
2 жыл бұрын
😂
@nauuwgtx
2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA when that we put a click on the 24 track came, i already knew what it is lol
@kadenlaforme4727
2 жыл бұрын
Im not reading that all I'm to lazy
@moriartythelesbian
2 жыл бұрын
Random dude: ALRIGHT ANY LAST WORDS Kevin: you know the weapon your using is about 100 years old and it was used by the 17 presid- Random dude: Thanks for telling me RIP
@fotimamakhmudova5746
Жыл бұрын
Bro just started spitting fun facts at us
@TenacityYT
Жыл бұрын
Bro speed reload it “Did you kNoW that The GlOck”
@Snatchem
2 жыл бұрын
The last one be the most difficult😂 “we’re going to die, pull the red wire!!” “Did you know that the color red was originally called that in 10 AD?”😭
@theforbiddenoneyt5789
Жыл бұрын
“That was my MAG!” 😂
@zagred4226
2 жыл бұрын
The last guy didn't speed reload but he definitely spitting facts
@seelanpillay110
Жыл бұрын
My guy started spitting facts
@juliusjones7876
Жыл бұрын
I liked how Jesse did it that was clean. Good short guys.
@BALL628
2 жыл бұрын
Dude that caruto shirt is hilarious!!!
@labradles2623
2 жыл бұрын
yeah lmao
@poozplays2002
2 жыл бұрын
imagine naruto was in Cars having a rassengan
@spooky2002
2 жыл бұрын
The guy who tactical reloaded was a legend, he knows what hes doing unlike these others
@atmoz214
2 жыл бұрын
Cause they didn't want to throw around the gas mag that's not even theirs and costs $30 plus? The owner even yelled at the one guy who did. Go back to call of duty kid
@pappywater7884
2 жыл бұрын
Please can I get a safety glock direct to west Africa #SaveAsoul please
@spooky2002
2 жыл бұрын
@@atmoz214 Wdym this is basic thing if you know just a little about guns, they teach tactical reloading in the military
@roranoacumsonsr.7888
2 жыл бұрын
which one was that
@spooky2002
2 жыл бұрын
@@roranoacumsonsr.7888 4th guy
@bionichustla100
Жыл бұрын
The Glock genius was the best 😂😂
@punchgrind2719
Жыл бұрын
Kevin said knowledge is the real power 😂😂
@johngamingytsecondacc5186
2 жыл бұрын
"Hey Kevin, speed reload this." "The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start."
@tiletalltailz3716
2 жыл бұрын
On your mark (bloop) get ready (bloop)start(ding)
@epicest68
2 жыл бұрын
" i said speed reload it "
@XtalksickX
2 жыл бұрын
WTF is this shit !?
@Xx_Mango_xX-ci1tj
2 жыл бұрын
💀💀
@Shtickyaight
2 жыл бұрын
Should've rick rolled us
@johnnybluegoo7447
2 жыл бұрын
“Ooh a glock” 😂
@diamondingotch8139
2 жыл бұрын
"How fast can you speed reload?" Me:*switching guns*
@donkeytrump
Жыл бұрын
"That was my mag" That's what you got when you told them to do something quickly
@Manwhoassociateshimselfwithbat
2 жыл бұрын
The guy who dropped the mag on the floor and loaded afterwards actually did a speed load, or “emergency load”
@walnutsimp
2 жыл бұрын
@Seasoned chicken???
@walnutsimp
2 жыл бұрын
@Seasoned chicken???
@redraven6638
2 жыл бұрын
Nice info
@redraven6638
2 жыл бұрын
@Seasoned chicken can u???
@redraven6638
2 жыл бұрын
@@walnutsimp ignore it..he may very well be trying ta infect you love
@No_handle_--
Жыл бұрын
People: talking about the last guy Me:Caruto!!!!!!!!
@hackrapmcraft2111
Жыл бұрын
Everyone: speed reload Last guy: turtle reload
@geraldidontknow5834
2 жыл бұрын
"Hey Kevin speed reload this" Kevin: * Eminem mod
@notsoseriousrankings3989
2 жыл бұрын
I love that he just starts sheldoning it and tells you everything about the gun he can haha 5.2/10
@usabro6344
2 жыл бұрын
Sheldoning it , good one😂😂😂
@Teeishungry
2 жыл бұрын
*The last one was literally faster when light!! 😱*
@rajinbin
Жыл бұрын
I love the stories 😆 🤣. This dude is going to be epic.
@dbamanuelernestmcneely726
2 жыл бұрын
I like how he got the Glock history lesson at the end😂😂😂😂
@mistymug
Жыл бұрын
Your one friend that give out facts instead of speed reload
@theopulentlife889
Жыл бұрын
The last guy was the best 😂😂😂
@D_LGND
2 жыл бұрын
“Kevin speed reload this” “you want me to explain the FNAF lore too?”
I know you gave me a task to complete, but I wanna give you a whole speech as I move slowly 🤣🤣🤣
@Increst1
Жыл бұрын
Man caruto i can only imagine sasuke screaming CARUTO!!!!!
@mrs.empowermentmrs.empower1123
Жыл бұрын
Where do you get that at
@Increst1
Жыл бұрын
@@mrs.empowermentmrs.empower1123 i dont even know
@Increst1
Жыл бұрын
@@mrs.empowermentmrs.empower1123 i’ve only seen that shirt once across the naruto fan dom
@MirageUchiha
2 жыл бұрын
"Speed, I am lightning style." -Caruto
@ThatGuy-rv2xk
2 жыл бұрын
Remember, switching to your sidearm is faster then reloading
@relaxnrace8689
2 жыл бұрын
See how fast that was?
@luka_tandi
2 жыл бұрын
The last one did speed research 🤣
@zachadams4044
2 жыл бұрын
Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.
@justkeepmovingforward.3888
2 жыл бұрын
" man we gonna diieee , reload and shhooooot" " Did you know that every 1 second , 3 seconds pass in Uranus?"
@stevenx399
2 жыл бұрын
What do all air soft fans have in common? Gynocomestia
@noiamgoodlol8547
2 жыл бұрын
Never working out.
@bxbymenxce6808
2 жыл бұрын
He told him to speed reload he started telling facts 😹😹
@JoaquinDiaz-eo4no
2 жыл бұрын
Thank god you involved in airsoft!
@fluffybunny510
2 жыл бұрын
"Switching to your secondary weapon is faster then reloading" - cpt.Price
@xanonymous9996
2 жыл бұрын
Why are most of them doing tac reloads? That takes a decent while longer, and more coordination
@renlin8925
2 жыл бұрын
Because they don’t want to destroy their gas mags that cost like 30 per piece 😂
@yeetteet3739
2 жыл бұрын
Because the only experience they have with a gun is call of duty
@bobbybrown475
2 жыл бұрын
@@yeetteet3739 dude, are you really gonna pretend that the majority of COD reloads aren't emergency reloads?
@atmoz214
2 жыл бұрын
Not a tactical reload if you use the same hand holding the new mag to take out the previous mag
@eddiejravannen
2 жыл бұрын
Because none of them have held a real gun before.
@silvernja
2 жыл бұрын
Slow is smooth, smooth is fast
@mralx6279
2 жыл бұрын
This guy's videos are so entertaining 💙❤️
@veldhuis94
2 жыл бұрын
The most gentle one was also the smoothest, and maybe even the quickest!
@LOLSKU115
2 жыл бұрын
“Hey Kevin, speed reload this If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, an what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. In the first place, that stuff bores me, and in the second place, my parents would have about two hemorrhages apiece if I told anything pretty personal about them. They're quite touchy about anything like that, especially my father. They're nice and all--I'm not saying that--but they're also touchy as hell. Besides, I'm not going to tell you my whole goddam autobiography or anything. I'll just tell you about this madman stuff that happened to me around last Christmas just before I got pretty run-down and had to come out here and take it easy. I mean that's all I told D.B. about, and he's my brother and all. He's in Hollywood. That isn't too far from this crumby place, and he comes over and visits me practically every week end. He's going to drive me home when I go home next month maybe. He just got a Jaguar. One of those little English jobs that can do around two hundred miles an hour. It cost him damn near four thousand bucks. He's got a lot of dough, now. He didn't use to. He used to be just a regular writer, when he was home. He wrote this terrific book of short stories, The Secret Goldfish, in case you never heard of him. The best one in it was "The Secret Goldfish." It was about this little kid that wouldn't let anybody look at his goldfish because he'd bought it with his own money. It killed me. Now he's out in Hollywood, D.B., being a prostitute. If there's one thing I hate, it's the movies. Don't even mention them to me. Where I want to start telling is the day I left Pencey Prep. Pencey Prep is this school that's in Agerstown, Pennsylvania. You probably heard of it. You've probably seen the ads, anyway. They advertise in about a thousand magazines, always showing some hotshot guy on a horse jumping over a fence. Like as if all you ever did at Pencey was play polo all the time. I never even once saw a horse anywhere near the place. And underneath the guy on the horse's picture, it always says: "Since 1888 we have been molding boys into splendid, clear-thinking young men." Strictly for the birds. They don't do any damn more molding at Pencey than they do at any other school. And I didn't know anybody there that was splendid and clear-thinking and all. Maybe two guys. If that many. And they probably came to Pencey that way. Anyway, it was the Saturday of the football game with Saxon Hall. The game with Saxon Hall was supposed to be a very big deal around Pencey. It was the last game of the year, and you were supposed to commit suicide or something if old Pencey didn't win. I remember around three o'clock that afternoon I was standing way the hell up on top of Thomsen Hill, right next to this crazy cannon that was in the Revolutionary War and all. You could see the whole field from there, and you could see the two teams bashing each other all over the place. You couldn't see the grandstand too hot, but you could hear them all yelling, deep and terrific on the Pencey side, because practically the whole school except me was there, and scrawny and faggy on the Saxon Hall side, because the visiting team hardly ever brought many people with them.”
@adro_kingx7735
2 жыл бұрын
BROO LMAO 😭😭😭😭
@TaxEvader22
2 жыл бұрын
wtf
@Daiwik0
2 жыл бұрын
Wtf mannnnn u spent 60000090000000 years to write this bruhhh.....
@Lostinstore
2 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭
@user-mz6ce7hz4j
2 жыл бұрын
My bachelor’s degree of American literature finally pays off.
@bluelick7578
Жыл бұрын
So far, Jesse’s the fastest closely followed by the first guy.
@deesnut6279
Жыл бұрын
Bro did the most gentle fastest gentle reload
@tyronerock5336
2 жыл бұрын
That boy was about to give a whole history lesson, quiz, and midterm before he realoaded🤣🤣
@Longbarrel24
2 жыл бұрын
"That was my mag!" If that breaks it bro, it's trash anyway.
@dracoo46
2 жыл бұрын
Last guy was explaining airsoft gun relodation 🗿😂
@lbjavi
2 жыл бұрын
That one guy is always about the history of the gun and what features it has and can’t wait to tell people about it 😂
@ChronicGRIEFS
2 жыл бұрын
The one friend that always gets off topic then he decides to give you a whole history lesson I'm dead LOL
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