You turned a $2 steak into a $1 steak. Liked and Subscribed
@garrettsabourin7133
Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@imsodisappointed5000
Жыл бұрын
best comment. pissing maself laughing
@720zone
Жыл бұрын
true real LOL for this comment. 10/10.
@michaelpetsas5171
Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@peteagoglia7735
Жыл бұрын
Top comment for sure
@deesh6378
Жыл бұрын
- Multi-millionaire - Lives in old house - Looks homeless - Cooks $2 steaks with a side of unwashed microwaved potato Peak humanity right here
@berrybeazy4507
Жыл бұрын
holy shit you're right he didnt wash the potato lmfao legend
@Elver_Galarga816
Жыл бұрын
Humble Millionaire
@cameronoleary8289
Жыл бұрын
if jesus was born in 1987 this is what he would be, a modest millionaire who still lives with is mum and eat weed cookies and gummy bears for breakfast
@Plusimurfriend
Жыл бұрын
@@cameronoleary8289 he killed his own mom with neglect so nah, he is all alone.
@zed4229
Жыл бұрын
that potato came out of a prewashed sealed package not a bag . Its a fine house its dry and warm and high speed internet could use maintenance maybe get a house keeper once a week. we all know he has no time for that. best of all because he lives like this will never be homeless and broke like so many others end up after having millions.
@Retrosenescent
Жыл бұрын
It's amazing how resilient the human body is
@cghul7315
9 ай бұрын
Ya some people straight-up dont eat fruits or green vegatbles and survive idk how
@bignlad835
9 ай бұрын
Some people just evolving differently
@Pheonixknightmare
9 ай бұрын
The potatoes are doing the majority of the heavy lifting, they contain way more vitamins and minerals than other carbs
@publicalias8172
8 ай бұрын
...not after 8 minutes in the microwave son @@Pheonixknightmare
@laksuh6926
8 ай бұрын
humanity survived the ice age just by meat or am I wrong? I mean they probably died pretty early but they still survived.
@Sneets
Жыл бұрын
11:49 "One time I tried to make something else that wasn't a steak...now I only make steaks." killed me.
@Feenposhleen
Жыл бұрын
"One time I tried to make something else that wasn't a steak. Now I only make steaks." Never change, man.
@TG-zb5tm
Жыл бұрын
This killed me 😂
@MrAstrotrumpet
Жыл бұрын
He missed a great opportunity there. He should have said, "That was a mis-steak."
@btccricket14
Жыл бұрын
@@MrAstrotrumpet a great opportunity was shelved for an absolute banger
@julio502
Жыл бұрын
@@MrAstrotrumpet or a 'missed steak'
@ditchfood8047
Жыл бұрын
Lmao the video played this part as I was reading this comment
@WHATISF3AR
Жыл бұрын
This guy is worth millions and is microwaving a potato in a kitchen that hasn't been updated since the late 80s. Fucking legend
@HeyYoFabels
Жыл бұрын
how else do you make a baked potato...
@sirbear4962
Жыл бұрын
we like our gods humble :)
@zStC1
Жыл бұрын
Bullshit that stove is atleast from 2013+ trust me that ain't no 80s stove 😂
@themore-you-know
Жыл бұрын
Not sure if I should be concerned, or if I'm on my way to become a millionaire: I have similar habits, and my kitchen is very similar... uh oh. ... ah, and potatoes are being baked in the microwaves.
@Steamboat72
Жыл бұрын
@@zStC1 I think he meant the cabinets and decor
@mateobean6635
7 ай бұрын
This man is like... one of the highest grossing Twitch streamer and he's living like he steals catalytic converters. Mesmerizing.
@realbr1koo
3 ай бұрын
This is just a gag, dont take it seriously lol
@mateobean6635
3 ай бұрын
@@realbr1koo I prefer to be mesmerized.
@justanotherguyful
Ай бұрын
@@realbr1koo nah its fr. You dont know what youre talking about. This dude is the real deal, thats why he is famous.
@myrtlealley
7 күн бұрын
I'd say he steals catalytic converters too but that would be honest work compared to what he does.
@SoCloseToToast
Жыл бұрын
This keeps me on the edge of my seat more than most movies
@mediaplusap
Жыл бұрын
I was just thinking "what's going to happen now..." it seems like anything could happen when Asmon tries to cook a steak with butter and microwave a potato.
@MrMMI-py6dj
Жыл бұрын
@@mediaplusap HAHAHA FOR REAL
@brianestrada1993
Жыл бұрын
Woke Hollywood is so bad latley that watching this guy cook a steak is more entertaining then what they been putting out for years
@Thebees21
Жыл бұрын
Honestly I really dig him. At least what I’ve seen. Being chill and not caring about being fancy is pretty rad. Dudes a millionaire but lives like this. Honestly the only negative here is how he doesn’t clean. And even that is whatever as long as he’s cool with how things are.
@Thebees21
Жыл бұрын
Maybe seems like he could be a little depressed though. I just hope he can be happy.
@DumpsterDivingMillionaires
Жыл бұрын
"I don't like to get the good steaks. Now the reason for that is not because I don't like the good steaks, it's because I don't want to like the good steaks." Underrated life tip
@zoeysnow8451
Жыл бұрын
And can be applied to almost anything.
@grabble7605
10 ай бұрын
That's not a tip.
@zaug1561
10 ай бұрын
I loved when he said this because it's my motto too. I live off $1.99 a pound pork tenderloin or 1/2 loin which I buy in a chunk when it's on sale and cut up myself. I absolutely love it. Last thing I want is to try some $10 a pound cut that I like even more and realize what I'm missing. Ignorance is bliss.
@George-um2vc
9 ай бұрын
@@grabble7605 it absolutely is.
@eduardkantholz3725
9 ай бұрын
@@grabble7605 it's perfection
@ThereAre2GendersBud
10 ай бұрын
He says the yogurt was bad and he just threw it back in the fridge😂😂😂
@rc-fannl7364
2 ай бұрын
Maybe trying to make dry-aged yogurt? To serve as vegan steak?
@aidana4033
10 ай бұрын
The horse calendar on the fridge is just the finishing touch to an all-time classic video
@jzsfvss
5 күн бұрын
For me it was the random Jesus pic.
@stevenmajewski3870
3 күн бұрын
@@jzsfvss both the stallion and jesus for me
@haten1
Жыл бұрын
I love how many times he leaves a thought unfinished due to how impressed he is with the steak.
@charlieosstyn
Жыл бұрын
Are we all unimpressed by hios life style, I suppose you never found a partner willing to consider children, the day you do I would be impressed I doubt it will ever come. Afford what a slave to sustain his bad example funded by the 1.57 M subscriber here, believing he is a good role model for any young man or woman. Now fast forward time by 15 years, he will be dead he decreased his own life expectance by at least 15 years. Will definately be one of theone in two people suffering from alzheimers (Ps. Only know defense against this is to learn new things till you die = results in new fresh pathways in your brain). Then their is the people who will have to feed this idiot and change his pampers in old age!!!!
@Ogi1508
Жыл бұрын
steak is the most important meal of the day
@Gamer4Lyfe1989
Жыл бұрын
@@Ogi1508 even at 1 am :)
@rdubs1705
Жыл бұрын
It looks terrible lol
@william7182
Жыл бұрын
I learned 3 things from this video: 1. You can microwave a raw, unwashed potato for 8 and a half minutes. 2. There are steaks that cost only $2. 3. Dr. Pepper now uses real sugar.
@KiffJRockka
Жыл бұрын
I think that's a joke tho, cheapest steak where I live costs EUR10+ in butcheries, or America sells real crap justl ike their $1 burger menus which we all know ain't meat.
@sparemobius7430
Жыл бұрын
@@KiffJRockka you can get some $2 steaks from managers specials sometimes, they are basically the stuff they wont be able to sell the next day so they want it gone. It is not usually the best cut of meat, but it is good with a little improvisation. Also those are flat steaks, they are super cheap and not really great unless you want it for something like cut up strips.
@zitronentee2302
Жыл бұрын
@@KiffJRockka maybe not tho. they looked quite thin. in austria and german you have something called " minute-schnitzel" or "minute-steak" basically thinner cuts of pork or beef. 4 slices cost around 7 to 9 euros where i work. maybe he has a butcher near him that also sells those cuts
@Hoopr32
Жыл бұрын
@@KiffJRockka Dude you can tell just by looking at the 'steaks' he has that they're shit. He's not eating well marbled, nice cuts of meat. Shit looks like the cheapest skirt steak you can buy. Trash.
@codyyyyyy2576
Жыл бұрын
Yeah 2$ steaks are a thing. It’s not some thin cut strip or ribeye, because that would still be pretty pricey. It’s probably 4 thin slices of a roast or something.
@terenceskill9526
Жыл бұрын
"Oh, wow...that´s a good ass-fuckin´ steak!" I think you still don´t get enough credit for the greatness of this kitchen comedy.
@teocalin4583
Жыл бұрын
I think the fact that Asmon let his mom use his credit card to buy things from the internet because it brought her joy is so wholesome
@alpsalish
9 ай бұрын
I don't think it is wholesome though.
@dominickperson5851
8 ай бұрын
@@jonathansoko1085 dont worry hes probably confused about the basics of life and needs someone to preach to him
@Sodacacik
7 ай бұрын
@@jonathansoko1085 because she was a hoarder and its enabling behaviour
@dffghg4038
Жыл бұрын
"One time I tried to make something else that wasnt a steak. Now I only make steaks" What an interesting piece of lore!
@Operational117
Жыл бұрын
It’s prime Asmonlore!
@cynergi7498
Жыл бұрын
What a misssteak
@moelali2199
Жыл бұрын
Haha this got me laughing
@PedroSoul2011
Жыл бұрын
This is my favorite video on youtube. Everything is perfect. The kitchen, the pan, the horse calendar, the cheap steak, the microwaved potato, asmon. This video is confort and Ill return many times here. ❤️
@CloudyMcCloud00
8 ай бұрын
And the dead-pan expression throughout. 😁
@SuperTink
4 күн бұрын
You forgot the Irish folk music in the background 😂
@rileow4396
Жыл бұрын
Asmon is the only guy that could be a multi-millionaire and still eat like he's experiencing borderline poverty, true gamer moment
@matthiasjanhaska
Жыл бұрын
Habits not easy to overcome
@DarkJOne
Жыл бұрын
Could be? He is a multimillionaire ; )
@RoseArkana
Жыл бұрын
@@Heero_effect What's sad, that he doesn't give a shit about material wealth and is happy to live his life how he is and how he has done for years? Nothing sad about a man living how he wants, millionaire or not the dude likes cheap steaks and doesn't give a shit about his appearance etc, the world would be a far better place if more people were like him instead of vain, self-centered and conceited cunts.
@Jannerick
Жыл бұрын
@@DarkJOne probably 2 digit multimillionaire
@GardenGrownGreens
Жыл бұрын
@@Heero_effect I hope it’s a joke. The video we just watched. He is playing into something for views and money. I bet a million of my own dollars that he’s eating much better in his spare time off stream or with friends. (Then again I’m assuming I leaves it home to eat out and or actually has real friend he’s knows in real life.
@jeffjones7108
9 ай бұрын
I love how he kept getting surprised at how good the steak looked.
@TreSneaky
8 ай бұрын
I searched goblin mode and this was near the top, I have tears in my eyes.
@digitalskill
Жыл бұрын
Can someone please make a professional documentary of this man's life? What a unique existence this man has.
@prefabricateddelusions4999
Жыл бұрын
His life is literally a real time documentary, if you want the backstory its all on this channel. Enjoy your Steak King
@emmanuelmacedo1095
Жыл бұрын
A week in the life of Asmon. I would watch for sure
@T3n50r
Жыл бұрын
@@prefabricateddelusions4999 Ye, but there's a difference between doing that and the 53 min Netflix Documentary TL;DR version.
@weluvmusicz
Жыл бұрын
Unique ... i don't think so
@aschryu1682
Жыл бұрын
@@weluvmusicz there is countless bum that having behaviour like this, except asmon is multi millionaire hence its unique
@brendenh9461
Жыл бұрын
You know Asmon is good when you genuinely can’t tell if he’s joking or not because he’s so good at keeping a straight face
@peacefindersimply5001
Жыл бұрын
eyebrows give it away sometimes, but yeah it is hard to tell.
@ShamrockShakee
Жыл бұрын
After a brief flash of that sink, I can confidently say he’s not lying about having 20 pans and all of them being dirty.
@JaayCeez
Жыл бұрын
He would be a great poker player. At the very least he would be entertaining and awkward as hell in a table lol.
@guering
Жыл бұрын
he's like 'haha i make so much money and yet I live like a homeless pig haha look at me i dont give a damn' what a moron
@GratDuForloradeArgumentet
Жыл бұрын
He is seriousy so why would he be laughing? Man is just showing us what he eats and how he prepares it without any fuzz
@TomoFromEarth
Жыл бұрын
I made this recipe for myself tonight. It’s legit tasty as hell. 10/10
@ShaunInce123
Жыл бұрын
Bro turned a $2 steak into a 2 million dollar meal.
@Theclownhaslanded
Жыл бұрын
Asmongold is rich as hell, but still lives like he did 10 years ago. Times truly never change
@boobah7815
Жыл бұрын
i read he lives like a 10 year old nothings really changed
@LoveFishSticks
Жыл бұрын
Live like he did when he was 10 years old*
@schwaansch3238
Жыл бұрын
That's how he is so rich dude
@Toastybees
Жыл бұрын
It's called mental illness and an unhealthy attachment to past comforts. He admitted to these things on the Dr. K podcast so all you "He's perfectly fine that's what he prefers" andys can stuff it. Even he knows he's not OK.
@zeaninegaming9600
Жыл бұрын
*10 year old*
@vorrrgy1966
Жыл бұрын
13:14 "The reason why I like steaks so much is because of the fact that I think that they taste really good" That's a mantra to live by.
@tooreosonecup4995
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 what a true legend.
@HairlessPotato
Жыл бұрын
I read this just as he said it. spooky.
@returnMarcco
Жыл бұрын
Begging the question
@shredjward
11 ай бұрын
1:36 my favorite thing in this video is how he goes to put the bag down and outright drops it on the floor
@tucktroy
16 күн бұрын
My favorite thing was your worthless comment...lol.
@shredjward
15 күн бұрын
@@tucktroy my favorite thing is yours! :)
@ryanbutler8333
3 күн бұрын
That yellow countertop, stove vent, and cabinets bring back memories.
@Sandoz2
Жыл бұрын
4:10 “it’s been a problem for like 6 months. The screwdrivers out by the garage” 😭😭 I felt this part so hard
@PiPArtemis
Жыл бұрын
He's just like me frfr
@nathanscarlett4772
4 ай бұрын
The garage is right behind him though. I just saw the pizza video then started eating this one
@austin2d910
2 ай бұрын
If your pan handles aren’t all loose you’re not a real gamer
@tomiking7620
Ай бұрын
We gotta wait for the last minute to do something, hint lmao
@jmaros15
28 күн бұрын
Lol And I thought everyone had an undersized screwdriver in the jungle draw just below the bulky utensils draw... You know what I man 😉
@narusai
Жыл бұрын
Asmon's cooking commentary makes me feel like I'm watching a student trying to stall out the minimum time requirement of a class presentation 💀
@panos8928
Жыл бұрын
accurate
@jrice5067
Жыл бұрын
Fucking spot on😭
@berdne7813
Жыл бұрын
I thought exactly the same thing lol
@ItsMe-zs3iy
Жыл бұрын
Nerdiest shit I’ve ever heard
@Trapphausmusic
Жыл бұрын
Butter in the pan and shit
@lorettarowell8486
Жыл бұрын
Would be awesome if this guy did more cooking videos , had me rolling the whole time , such an entertaining video !!!!
@tungle1991
9 ай бұрын
When you hear the chef swears a lot, its gonna be a great meal
@chefdaddy6303
Жыл бұрын
He could so easily farm content just showing us how he does things lol
@tomlongworth5387
Жыл бұрын
I'd love to see a "asmon goes outside" series. Trips to the gas station for his sodas.
@JTTest
Жыл бұрын
100% agree
@jaredkinneyjr
Жыл бұрын
"This one time I tried making something else that wasn't a steak, now I only cook steaks."
@Cats777
Жыл бұрын
Asmongold is an interesting animal.
@lisafan6365
Жыл бұрын
Even the way he checks the mailbox is probably interesting
@KyleJordanGaming
Жыл бұрын
Asmon is unironically a master of deadpan comedy. Well done.
@x1c3x
Жыл бұрын
Well he does have 20 of em
@7secondhero842
Жыл бұрын
And people take it serious which proves how good he is lmao
@beefcake1876
Жыл бұрын
burned pan
@mooglp2373
Жыл бұрын
@@x1c3x lmao
@DT-jg8yg
Жыл бұрын
hes a master at it because its actually genuine
@Crokatec
Күн бұрын
I fear not the man who has cooked 10,000 meals once, but I fear the man who has cooked one meal 10,000 times. -Bruce Lee
@scottgirouard5212
2 ай бұрын
Asmongold is 100% the modern day Diogenes.
@ACJGaming
Жыл бұрын
Can you please do this every time you cook a steak and just tell random stories from your life? That would be amazing
@MelmanDaGiraffe
Жыл бұрын
I want this to be top comment. I’m down with a dinner with asmon series!
@Dsbpetersl
Жыл бұрын
Steak TIme with Asmongold
@LennartssonAndreas
Жыл бұрын
Steak sessions
@firedevin1525
Жыл бұрын
I'd be here for that or for more fast food reviews like he did with the spicy nuggets when they came back
@Vile-Flesh
Жыл бұрын
I would totally fucking watch this every time.
@BLAzinStRipePiPes10
Жыл бұрын
I love how he put the yogurt back after he said he was gonna throw it out.
@alecmather
Жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@kaiguyniki
Жыл бұрын
Relatable af
@theredscourge
Жыл бұрын
Yogurt is a liquid and rots quickly, so it's best to keep it in the fridge until you're ready to take out the trash.
@alecmather
Жыл бұрын
I can pretty much guarentee he wasn’t strategizing that far ahead…
@theredscourge
Жыл бұрын
@@alecmather I dunno, he seems to be pretty particular about minimizing how much work he has to do.
@ididthemath5567
11 күн бұрын
“I get cakes at the grocery store and eat them” ICANT 😂
@hunterxcraft8328
8 ай бұрын
I’m convinced asmon will outlive us all
@A1Remedy
Жыл бұрын
“One time I tried to make something else that wasn’t a steak. Now I only make steaks” -Asmon 2022
@RoxieParadox
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Czar_Simeon_I_The_Great
Жыл бұрын
ahahhhahahh
@gurrtug9213
Жыл бұрын
the non-steak incident...
@paladinsmith7050
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@classicandy5317
Жыл бұрын
TRUE BROTHER🤪
@nubcake_7951
Жыл бұрын
This is comedic gold all the while he's being 1000% serious. I haven't laughed this hard to a video in years. Asmon's the goat
@buylowsellhigh2805
Жыл бұрын
I agree! I was laughing out loud every 2 seconds. I loved it.
@justamerica856
Жыл бұрын
You have bad taste in humor
@LostHope84
Жыл бұрын
I don’t find him funny at all. James Corden has made me laugh more, and that’s saying a lot.
@EndlessSound
Жыл бұрын
@@LostHope84 and yet here you are
@summ-one2
Жыл бұрын
@@EndlessSound just because he isnt funny doesnt mean he isnt interesting as a person
@hamburgerhamburgerv2
Жыл бұрын
You know he’s rich when he has Kerrygold butter
@AA-ki6zn
13 күн бұрын
I noticed that too haha
@dunmeroverlord
Жыл бұрын
I love how hes literally a multi millionaire and makes steak using the cheapest beef possible
@PrabhablyAGoodYouTuber
11 ай бұрын
how he stays a millionaire I guess, doesn't let lifestyle inflation get to him haha
@wexfell
Жыл бұрын
I was going to say that I want more vids of you cooking, but then I realized that it would literally just be more $2 steaks. And then I realized that I did in fact want more vids of you cooking.
@ShmoeLettuce
Жыл бұрын
512 likes with no replies? Let me fix that
@NoahZeus
Жыл бұрын
@@ShmoeLettuce Honorable man.
@logananders7334
Жыл бұрын
this is so funny
@seanmay5061
Жыл бұрын
had me in the first half lmaoo
@CoronaryArteryDisease.
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@rabbit4400
Жыл бұрын
"one time I tried to make something else that wasnt a steak, now I only make steaks..." what a wholesome story xD
@647586
Жыл бұрын
Only cook two things, steaks and mistakes
@vinchinzo594
Жыл бұрын
@@647586 Actual funny comment wtf is this
@H3rBCantKill
Жыл бұрын
Probably the most blunt person we will ever see in a documentary.
@dablazarus7303
Жыл бұрын
@@647586 misteaks*
@mrlmmo1712
Жыл бұрын
I thought a 2$ steak would be bad until i saw you absolutely murder it even in death.
@damonmartinez7515
18 күн бұрын
It’s the Walmart “Cr1TiKaL”
@AnalagousTV
Жыл бұрын
I truly thought he would microwave the steak. So I am actually impressed.
@NovemberFoxtrotRC
Жыл бұрын
Multi millionaire btw
@bleppppy
Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@pliskerz7042
Жыл бұрын
My friend walked up while I was watching this and asked, "You watching some poor guy make dollar steaks?" And I said " No I'm watching a multi millionaire cook dinner" He laughed thinking I'm joking and as of right now still believes I'm gas lighting him.
@darkadia6520
Жыл бұрын
😂
@calebfairchild8745
Жыл бұрын
lmao
@Celticshade
Жыл бұрын
if i didnt know who asmon was, i wouldnt believe you either.
@warhorsett1748
Жыл бұрын
Lmao!!!😂
@genogrinberg6014
Жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAH
@T_Fizzle
8 сағат бұрын
I'm glad to see people like Asmongold live a good life without a full time caretaker.
@ParagonFangXen
9 ай бұрын
Watching this made me feel like crying myself to sleep.
@vick7848
Жыл бұрын
Loved the part when he read the April 2022 expiration date on the yogurt and put it back in the fridge 💀 Asmon is a legend
@aheahe7943
Жыл бұрын
"Best by April 2022.. we're gonna throw this away" Proceeds to place back in the fridge.
@vick7848
Жыл бұрын
@@aheahe7943 love that it wasn't even used 💀😭
@iworshipM40A3
Жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same shit
@a_shyratv
Жыл бұрын
@@aheahe7943 why'd you put yogurt or any milk shit to trash can if you know it's empty and you're not going outside to throw it? It'll start smell like ass, just remember you're to take it when you're going out
@annbaglion1630
Жыл бұрын
In a world of Andrew Taes and superficial and other superficial and materilistic internet celebrities, he shines like a diamond in a pile of shit. Love Asmon, he's the REAL alpha gigachad.
@Paultootall1971
Жыл бұрын
Now what we need to see is Zack using the WoW Cookbook and learning how to cook a 3 course meal from it in a series, that would be pure gold.
@IansPoorChoices
Жыл бұрын
Lmao like DougDoug with Zelda food
@biteofdog
Жыл бұрын
Seriously, that's a great idea, I'd love to see him do that. He would probably need someone to help and give him good cooking tips.
@Labadamier
Жыл бұрын
My group years ago would get together to play "steak game." The goal of the game was to produce the best tasting steak while spending the least amount of money. Cinnamon steaks, chili steaks, ect, you name it. The hardest part of the game was figuring out how to make a rubbery slice of meat chewable.
@infinitexp420
Жыл бұрын
Don't copy FF14 cook book, please and thank you.
@senismarsenis9678
Жыл бұрын
Where do we sign te petition?
@achaunce41
13 күн бұрын
Leaving the pan soaking in the sink was exactly how this needed to end
@horsethief822
Жыл бұрын
One of the most watched streamers in the world, immense, era-defining achievements in streaming. The guy has his own producers/editors and is recognised by virtually anyone whose spent more than 15 minutes on the internet; yet this video literally looks like the third video on some account with 6 subscribers that uploads maybe once a year. Bizzarre.
@skydog07sb
Жыл бұрын
He's not as big as you think he is and this comment is cringe
@horsethief822
Жыл бұрын
@@skydog07sb Remember folks, the real cringe is always in the comments 👍🏼
@BrooklynBalla
Жыл бұрын
What are his "era-defining achievements"?Just curious because i've been using the internet since 1997 and have no clue who he is or what he did up until maybe 1 month ago.
@horsethief822
Жыл бұрын
@@BrooklynBalla It was hyperbole designed to showcase the disparity between his relative level of fame and absolute degenerate lifestyle. But in real terms, he’s a very successful, wealthy streamer and the most-watched world of Warcraft streamer of all time.
@Patrick94GSR
Жыл бұрын
Internet user here since 1995, KZitem user since YT began. But I never heard of this guy before today. Also, I don't game, so I'm guessing that's probably why?
@iamdavey
Жыл бұрын
This feels like a last-minute class project for a cooking class.
@charlieosstyn
Жыл бұрын
A lesson in cooking would never feature this type of content. Afford what a slave to sustain his bad example funded by the 1.57 M subscriber here, believing he is a good role model for any young man or woman. Now fast forward time by 15 years, he will be dead he decreased his own life expectancy by at least 15 years. Will definately be one of the one in two people suffering from alzheimers (Ps. Only know defense against this is to learn new things till you die = results in new fresh pathways in your brain). Then their is the people who will have to feed this idiot and change his pampers in old age!!!!
@Adam-kp8wr
Жыл бұрын
@@charlieosstyn true
@TheTezoni
Жыл бұрын
lmao
@Mierla406
Жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha 😂 it does totally
@TrollUnderBridgez
7 күн бұрын
Legend has it, that overdue yogurt is still in the fridge.
@KeepGuns
9 ай бұрын
Try this bro: 2 tablespoons of butter 1 tablespoon of soy sauce 1/8 tsp of garlic powder 1/8 tsp onion powder Salt and pepper each side of your steak, melt butter and mix contents. Spread it on after cooking the steak
@leonsmuk4461
Жыл бұрын
I love how Asmon gives meaning to the little things in life. Like how little of an issue it would be for him to fix his pan's handle. Instead he chooses to give value to this miniscule problem by letting it bother him for over 6 months.
@dotanon
Жыл бұрын
Asmon is a stoic autist. He likes things the way they are and I respect it.
@robertomatos4545
Жыл бұрын
Pulls out expired yogurt, says hes gonna throw it away, puts it back in the fridge. Protect this man at all costs.
@Stock_Invest_Earn
Жыл бұрын
G! this guy almost never laughs when he talks, but he always make us laugh like hell, amazing!
@hannahxu4180
2 ай бұрын
This is how I play Project Zomboid
@labenvenci1584
Жыл бұрын
"This is expired, gotta throw that out." > Proceeds to put it back into the fridge.
@MrMonkey209
20 күн бұрын
That's what I do. Put it back in the fridge so it doesn't mold, explode or attract ants for when I'm too lazy to put it in trash to take out or if there's just no room in trash because I still gotta take it out
@Shane7492
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes I want to believe that Asmon has been trolling us for years and never breaks character, but it makes me happy to think that he's always 100% authentic.
@Shazzipants
Жыл бұрын
i agree. i believes he eats wagu grade A5 every evening.,
@Tomoose736
Жыл бұрын
Maybe it’s both. He’s 100% authentically trolling us, because that’s his character.
@rediceatx
Жыл бұрын
I actually saw him shopping this weekend, didn't want to bother the guy though. He's 100% telling the truth on all of this, my meat market partners are the best in the region and turn out some great cuts of meat. The select stuff is just as good as the prime stuff most of the time.
@quickstepz9250
Жыл бұрын
I do, 3 times a week. $80 each!
@jamesylfc9611
Жыл бұрын
Bro everything in his house is authentic even his white/gray t shirt lol
@lxstcxnturyy
22 күн бұрын
buddy out here looking like "Dry Cr1TiKaL"
@jumpstarthobbies
Жыл бұрын
I'm convinced this is the best video ever created
@KvngFit
Жыл бұрын
“If I’m hungry later on, I’ll just eat another cookie” 😂😂😂😂 I’m dead
@18x9
Жыл бұрын
what cookie does he eat
@CheesusSVT
Жыл бұрын
LMAO
@hamburgerhamburgerv2
Жыл бұрын
@@18x9cheapest Walmart shit
@RufusThePorkshank
10 ай бұрын
Yeah, totally. Peak comedy. Or something.
@Sanderford
7 ай бұрын
Now with inflation, this is how Asmongold cooks his $200 steak.
@christelting1359
9 ай бұрын
This is the best motivational video I have seen in a long time.
@DGTheMii
8 ай бұрын
Yes, it motivated me to cook the steak in it
@juleswhite6713
Жыл бұрын
The nostalgia is real in the video. Mustard yellow counters in the kitchen, steak from the great depression, and the plain white/somewhat grey t-shirt that screams single male who throws all his wash in one load no matter the color or lack there of, brilliant!!!
@JunchurikiMo
Жыл бұрын
I took the laundry comment personally
@pridemizzle1565
Жыл бұрын
i wash all my colors together and never had a problem lol
@qwerffa
Жыл бұрын
now what? you have to sort dirty clothes too nowadays?
@JunchurikiMo
Жыл бұрын
@@MissPopuri Ahh you must not be a single man, a taken man perhaps to have such forbidden knowledge
@Locodeus
Жыл бұрын
We in the Great Depression right now, bruv
@perturaboIV
Жыл бұрын
He's like the living embodiment of Frank Reynolds, a millionaire who chooses to live in squalor. Love you man.
@carlylebermudez8057
Жыл бұрын
*IRON WITHIN, IRON WITHOUT!!!!*
@Nicknoramus
Жыл бұрын
"When I die, throw me in the trash!"
@coldbreezeproductions1148
Жыл бұрын
So true lol
@ManuelMartinez-wv7dm
Жыл бұрын
TRUE
@samslara
Жыл бұрын
I have to say I liked his recipe. Everything is fresh and salted to taste. Also portions aren't too large and he's mindful of that.
@vari3tee_569
2 ай бұрын
This is free therapy. I dream of living like this
@ClownCar666
2 ай бұрын
Start
@onizagru
Жыл бұрын
"I love how Keanu Reeves doesn't live like he's got money. It's really humble of him." Asmongold : Hold my dollar menu McDonalds' drink.
@Dorfess
Жыл бұрын
The best part about all of this is he put his expired yorgart back into the fridge instead of throwing it away. I fucking love asmon.
@oJACKS0No
Жыл бұрын
The trash can was full and our boy ain’t got time for that shit.
@zaub1
Жыл бұрын
He's gonna eat that shit LOL, just not on camera xD
@NozVT
Жыл бұрын
@Vercusgames at this point idk why he doesnt hire a maid or smthing lol
@snowygalaxy
Жыл бұрын
@@TwitchCronos100 how sad
@d1vin1ty
Жыл бұрын
Yogurt will last well over a month past the BEST BEFORE (which is not an expiration) date. Especially with all the microcultures. It takes a loooooooooong time to mold. Jesus NA food throwaway tendencies are fucked
@sar2dg
Жыл бұрын
That's what's up. Keep it simple. Complexity is unnecessary.
@kyleswiz9012
22 күн бұрын
loved the background music you used and very awesome i got to learn how to make a delicious steak, 10/10 video liked and subbed
@mattshu
Жыл бұрын
I just wanna say you'll never get over how much nicer that pan will be when the handle is tighten. It's worth the walk to the garage trust me
@pddd8558
Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment, my life got so much better since I finally walked to the screwdriver.
@blackwater6748
Жыл бұрын
I had to go a little farther , to my neighbors garage for the screwdriver. I agree, total life changer having a handle as sturdy as a Vikings sword, 5 out of 5 all day......except now I am on house arrest and my very first restraining order for breaking into my neighbors garage....also life changing.
@PittBlu213
Жыл бұрын
For 2 weeks then you got to do it again 😂
@sakatagintoki1893
Жыл бұрын
For us normal people it might be worth it but For him even if the handle fell off it still wouldn't be worth the trip and will use like a towel or something to hold the pan
@jayeisenhardt1337
Жыл бұрын
have a pan screwdriver in the kitchen for one reason
@BrianCooperpiece
Жыл бұрын
Asmon: these are old, I'm gonna throw them out. Also Asmon: "puts it back in the fridge "
@idontwantaname9750
Жыл бұрын
Tbf it was just the "Best By" date. They're still good.
@idontwantaname9750
Жыл бұрын
@@EfficientTrout with dairy products, it's even more safe arguably. Because they give quite a cushion between the best by date and the date it actually expires. Your milk is good for another week or so after the best by date usually.
@BrianCooperpiece
Жыл бұрын
I agree with all of this...I just thought it was funny!
@KeepGuns
9 ай бұрын
That potato looks like it survived the Great Depression
@Bad4Good2
18 күн бұрын
“A little past 1AM” stove says 2.
@craze1bs
15 күн бұрын
Haha…I think it’s safe to assume that he doesn’t follow “spring forward” and “fall back”
@irredsnake6808
Жыл бұрын
the cooking video I never knew I needed
@ducktorlarsen5574
Жыл бұрын
the cooking video I always wanted, I knew I needed and was happy I got.
@davidoesitbetter
Жыл бұрын
*expired months ago* Asmond- " I gotta throw it away" Also Asmond- *puts it back in fridge* 😭😭 I love this man lol
@anthonybrown8125
Жыл бұрын
And you are mad you cannot eat it haha.
@willclemons
Жыл бұрын
I think he forgot. Lol he gets stressed easy. Dude is cool as they come tho lol
@CanYouResistClick1ng
Жыл бұрын
There's no "D" after Asmon
@DistrictWitch
Жыл бұрын
@@CanYouResistClick1ng deffo mandela effect
@AntwaineHorton
11 ай бұрын
Lmao why'd you point this out to me
@rosalinda-305
21 күн бұрын
“It’s not a problem, but it was. Anyway”
@BeUnlimited-hu3iq
9 ай бұрын
I am lying in a bungalow on an island in thailand after Dinner and watching Asmongold cooking a steak and microwaving a fucking potato 😂
@PatrikGluchowski
Жыл бұрын
When he buys a paper plate that is basically worth more than the steak, you know he’s doing great.
@kennylaysh2776
Жыл бұрын
I make good money, and even I don't usually buy above Dixie. Asmon is truly high class
@Deadlydel
Жыл бұрын
@@kennylaysh2776 you might make good money. You also waste good money!
@JB-xl2jc
Жыл бұрын
Also, $2 steak and $300 Kitchenaid stand mixer in back, love it
@quixoticpuma
Жыл бұрын
Those stand mixers are legit.
@schizofennec
Жыл бұрын
$5 for 50 plates is 10c, the steak is $7 divided by four which is 1.75 Close there on the math haha
@solen1849
Жыл бұрын
I never would have known you have to open the package to cook this steak. What a informative greatly produced cooking stream. 10/10
@tensor5113
Жыл бұрын
@@Sorrowdusk mmmmmmm microplastics
@collinstiernagle3553
Жыл бұрын
@@Sorrowdusk No bro, you have to suis vide that shit in beet juice 👌
@charlesmitchell9690
2 ай бұрын
Having listened to your personality and your reasons for doing things. I suggest buying a George Foreman grill. You're less likely to burn things using it and it's extremely easy to clean. It has a cost but that cost is probably cheaper than the pan you're using. The pan might last longer but you have to heat 2 sources use the stove plus the pan rather than use the Foreman and forgo your stove? I am curious if the Foreman grill would enhance the quality of the meat charring it to your perfection potentially keeping a little more moisture in that slab vs the attempt at trying to remoisten it with sauces. I am curious if you'd also be able to cut out the microwave by using the grill for the potato. One appliance to rule them all?
@KnightsOfKaliYuga
5 ай бұрын
I keep getting distracted by the west side banging
@CarstenB711
Жыл бұрын
Asmon: “best by April 2022. We will have to throw that away.” Proceeds to put it back in the fridge 😂
@roughnegg6615
Жыл бұрын
calendar says it's April, wdym?
@EatMyVlogs
Жыл бұрын
Literally came to the comments after that part looking for someone who mentions this 😂
@senismarsenis9678
Жыл бұрын
@@roughnegg6615 You're damn right... it makes sense! XD
@MrRandomnese
Жыл бұрын
This man starts his day by eating 4 cookies as his breakfast, what a legend.
@LoveFishSticks
Жыл бұрын
True
@leakypipe86
Жыл бұрын
I mean, Americans typically eat sugary cereal or some type of sugary muffin/donut anyway.
@samderry6305
Жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the 2 gummy bears also
@debob513
Жыл бұрын
And looking at his godly picture on himself
@ivailoivanov01
Жыл бұрын
@@ragnakh wow so proud of you, good luck with the diabetes and heart attacks at 40 ;)
@punkyboyce1313
10 күн бұрын
I think he just got out of bed. He said it was 1am.
@smokedpaprika6630
9 ай бұрын
This just seems like a cruddy version of Steak au Poivre Maybe if Asmon tried Steak au Poivre he might start keeping cream in the fridge.
@ltsLED
Жыл бұрын
Now we need a weekly Steak cooking video where we just chill and listen to him talk while he makes steak.
@yaddayamean7769
Жыл бұрын
That’ll be dope
@catherinebrady2257
Жыл бұрын
That sounds great. I would really enjoy that.
@johnghost6132
Жыл бұрын
Hellz yea brother!
@nomadsteppe943
Жыл бұрын
Yes! It would be awesome!
@zackman4957
Жыл бұрын
I 100% agree with this!
@arcanei
Жыл бұрын
I am so impressed how much of a character he is. Please Asmond, Give us more content like this. You made my day 👍
@anicedan90
Жыл бұрын
No d tho
@mariapaz6379
Жыл бұрын
For him to give us more content like this, he would have to do more things around the house. Im not sure that is going to happen
@kronikbudzxb1457
Жыл бұрын
asmonDD
@phoenixtheenchantress
Жыл бұрын
This made me smile and feel warm :D
@vexial12
Жыл бұрын
Bro said he was 6'3 145 damn like someone tell asmond to eat. I'm 5'8 200 and im no were close to being fat. Holy hell that dude is skin and bones
@J_B89
9 ай бұрын
i think i would follow a whole channel of just asmon narrating everything he does.. like how does he pump gas how does he order pizza etc
@Rakkadeedoo
Жыл бұрын
"One time I tried to make something else that wasn't a steak. [long pause.....] Now I only make steaks." rofl
@flamesdecalgary
Жыл бұрын
as a Chef, this breaks my heart, but as a Asmon fan, wow this is incredible!
@Verasoul
Жыл бұрын
You know this is a massive troll, right? He didn't even show the 19 dirty pans. Compare his behavior on stream when he pontificates on anything and how awkward he's acting in this. The weird pauses and such. This was a skit. A good one though.
@noseriouslyimserious4073
Жыл бұрын
@@Verasoul uh. He might’ve made up some stuff for flare. But nah. This is legit af.
@noseriouslyimserious4073
Жыл бұрын
@@Verasoul Also, you an clearly see the sink FULL of unwashed dishes.
@Verasoul
Жыл бұрын
@@noseriouslyimserious4073 I didn't notice, but I didn't have my eyes glued to the screen the entire time. Maybe the awkwardness was played up. Watching his reaction to XQC's trash pile and defending it, yeah, dude is a bum. A rich bum. I would be eating like a fucking king if I had the money he has. I'm not into frivolous things like Gucci or status symbols, but I've always been a food snob. My culinary tastes are too rich for how pathetically poor I am, haha.
@MrCaptainTea
Жыл бұрын
@@Verasoul You give weird vibes
@rntypical
Жыл бұрын
Watching this, knowing his mom isn't there anymore. Makes me sad. Loved hearing how you honored those you love.
@Ssonelol
Жыл бұрын
I'm no psych, but he seems pretty defeated..
@gogos1234567890
Жыл бұрын
One's got nothing to do with the other
@ih3956
Жыл бұрын
Oh noooooo, I had no idea she passed 😭. When was that?
@DragonZerul
Жыл бұрын
@@Ssonelol He's full of anxieties, he's admitted this several times.
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