We all are Swiping She is recruiting 😂😂😂😂 Awesome lines
@selenophile5256
2 жыл бұрын
It's also nice to see a man point out how creepy some men can be
@jasoncorby9701
2 жыл бұрын
@@selenophile5256 true
@weirdbunney5500
2 жыл бұрын
So much power they are having🤣🤣
@saadbeg1
2 жыл бұрын
@@weirdbunney5500 i look
@ricorodriguez8141
2 жыл бұрын
@@selenophile5256 if women had to chase men would know how many are creepy. Unfortunately biology doesn't work that way.
@KaushalMehrotra
2 жыл бұрын
Gayatri isn't watching. Because a girl with Gayatri face doesn't watch stand-up comedy! 🤣
@jhawar-ji
2 жыл бұрын
She actually does. First hand experience
@rohitkorde8184
2 жыл бұрын
Gayathri*..
@evm6177
2 жыл бұрын
🍷😆😆👍 Good point actually!
@pramodbharadwaj9784
2 жыл бұрын
Broo.. 😂😂
@rajarya7949
2 жыл бұрын
Good one😹😹
@siddhant2943
2 жыл бұрын
Kids my age have turned unacademy into dating app 😂
@ruthpaul9964
2 жыл бұрын
frrr😭😂
@ainvi
2 жыл бұрын
Lol...I know some🤣
@bhushannaik793
2 жыл бұрын
fr
@ayush2977
2 жыл бұрын
Gayatri can you forward me your notes.
@proz6608
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah man, I don’t even see the comments. Cringe ho jata.
@ankittiwari692
2 жыл бұрын
the last time i played the guessing game. it was AIEEE exam and my rank was 3.3L it was awesome 😂😂😂
@siddharthGupta632
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 after that AIEEE forgot it's existence
@srinivasjoshi4693
2 жыл бұрын
That's my CTC 😂
@authentic_101
2 жыл бұрын
This time it's like he cracked CAT with 99.99999%ile, but screwed up in the interview :D
@shubhamahesh7880
2 жыл бұрын
I’m going to do same . Wish me guys
@universeguy4771
2 жыл бұрын
@@shubhamahesh7880 haha all the best I hope you will have great luck
@zaufishaantariqvakil1639
2 жыл бұрын
I left swiped a guy on Tinder, Minder, Aisle, Bumble and every other app you can imagine and then he messaged me on LinkedIn 😂😂
@bhuvneshsingh6218
2 жыл бұрын
Hey
@Themystery321
2 жыл бұрын
@@bhuvneshsingh6218 what hey dumba$$
@PY-vh6in
2 жыл бұрын
😂
@Amiittk
2 жыл бұрын
Thats 100% effort, u should give atleast give him the chance of guessing ur name maybe..
@gauravbansal148
2 жыл бұрын
@@bhuvneshsingh6218 living the "every app is a dating app for us" vibe. Nahi pategi bhai.
@eshaverma07
2 жыл бұрын
Loved it! 😂 Especially that line "Indian guys try to make every app into a dating app" so accurate 🙈
@samitsinha3349
2 жыл бұрын
Totally agreed, by the way where do you live? 😂
@eshaverma07
2 жыл бұрын
@@samitsinha3349 😂
@aryanyadav6263
Жыл бұрын
@@samitsinha3349😂 lmao 🤣
@dhirajgawande007
8 ай бұрын
One girl told me she was getting marriage proposals on LinkedIn 😂
@explorer8707
2 жыл бұрын
This guy is actually intelligent, loved every word.
@subhamsatyaprakash96
2 жыл бұрын
Amd how do you know that??
@chizuru1999
2 жыл бұрын
WTF is wrong with you? 😂😂 intelligent boldiya just from one video of standup comedy.
@_nelson.here_
Жыл бұрын
This guy is his dad
@_nelson.here_
Жыл бұрын
Mystery solved , case closed😂
@nishithaker2880
2 жыл бұрын
Everyone guessed the name Fatima correctly so accurate 😂
@smangatsingh
2 жыл бұрын
Totally agreed! Where do u live ?
@JoyKumar-wp5cx
2 жыл бұрын
@@smangatsingh lmao
@Batman_1944
2 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅💯💯
@SecondFool
Жыл бұрын
@@smangatsingh dude lolll
@SomnathPadhy
2 жыл бұрын
Anand being hilarious and killing as usual
@Ankitkumar-cm1sn
2 жыл бұрын
'if she robs a bank i just have to tell the police that it was gayatri" lmao dead
@megagigachad69
2 жыл бұрын
super tight set dude, glad to have discovered you
@come2arjun8
2 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@sayanneogy3079
2 жыл бұрын
This guy took Gayatri to the top of the world and then pushed her to the ground...
@nitishgoel3969
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that he told garima face perfectly 😂😂😂
@garimakukreti9577
2 жыл бұрын
hahahaha
@serene2220
2 жыл бұрын
@@garimakukreti9577 Garima 😆
@unluck_shya
2 жыл бұрын
@@garimakukreti9577 🤣😂
@MrCeeZr-se7pz
2 жыл бұрын
@@garimakukreti9577 😂😂emotional damage
@deep40
2 жыл бұрын
@@garimakukreti9577 See he was right that's a Garima pose in your DP.
@ggarima
2 жыл бұрын
My name doing Cameo in Stand up...not bad 😂😂😂....Great work man 👏🏻👏🏻
@Maddy-ht8pg
2 жыл бұрын
Also do you pose like how he described 😂😂😂
@kiranlokare
2 жыл бұрын
He rightly said “Every app is a dating app for us” Nahi pategi bhai 😂😂
@kafkaesque69
2 жыл бұрын
totally agreed, where do you live?
@rahulnair650
2 жыл бұрын
@@kafkaesque69 🤣🤣
@soumyadeep2803
2 жыл бұрын
@@kafkaesque69 🤣🤣🤣
@selenophile5256
2 жыл бұрын
It's nice to see a man point out how creepy some men can be
@anshr1986
2 жыл бұрын
I was not expecting it to be this good. If you ever come across a very pretty girl, This stand up is your 10 min gig to cancel out all men in line, Anand.
@Rocky.G
2 жыл бұрын
those were nice jokes !!🤣🤣🤣 really nice jokes... title says about offending... but the real irony is how can anyone even be offended by this joke.. its a work of genius in progress... waiting for more of your stand-ups and jokes in future keep it up buddy !!
@ansasm
2 жыл бұрын
My sister's name is Gayathri (she's married) and I know that face he's talking about 🤣🤣
@shahidrazajilani3712
Жыл бұрын
Totally agreed. Btw where do you live?😅
@manasisamant7008
2 жыл бұрын
The problem he stated with dating apps was so true lol.
@adharmiparth8938
2 жыл бұрын
Hit the the like button When he said we all have imagined Gayatri face and actually all we really did that 😂 Respect for u Man
@archfool5213
2 жыл бұрын
Finally got to see an Indian stand-up video where both the title and content are in English!😂
@fatimamujahid6455
2 жыл бұрын
That Fatima joke had me😂
@anahita-bn6cy
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah it had me too , btw, where do u live
@saumyajain1152
2 жыл бұрын
@@anahita-bn6cy 😂😂😂dude
@Inkscapejksoa-cq4vv
6 ай бұрын
hi fatima
@gurudathaparshi2811
8 ай бұрын
We all are swiping She is recruiting 😂 Had me rollin🤣🤣
@me.partha07
2 жыл бұрын
goddamn!! This was an awesome set.. funny & equally relatable.. I distinctively remember someone matching this Gayatri trope from my school days.. most of these girls are named after goddesses eg. Bhagyalakshmi, Manjulatha, Adhyashree, etc. all the pious & good girls of the class.. 😅
@anushkabajpai7837
2 жыл бұрын
i loved that you used the word 'trope'
@I_am_outtttt
2 жыл бұрын
I see some guys replying :- "totally agreed , where do you live? " to the comments of some girls. You guys are insane !
@bhavanrana1123
2 жыл бұрын
Totally agreed,where do you live?
@smollilbean
2 жыл бұрын
Yes I noticed that too lol. cringe.
@I_am_outtttt
2 жыл бұрын
@@bhavanrana1123 😂😂
@I_am_outtttt
2 жыл бұрын
@@smollilbean not cringe that's sarcasm
@smollilbean
2 жыл бұрын
@@I_am_outtttt yes.. when I commented this I still hadn't watched the part where the comedian mentioned this joke, so i was reading the comments and thought the people commenting this were weird.
@krishnaprasad9680
2 жыл бұрын
That Gayathri face made me laugh a lot. Even looking at you, I got this Tamilian vibe for some reason. People judge so much by face lol
@0blivion15
Жыл бұрын
The way he talks he's either mallu or tamil
@nsaranhya
2 жыл бұрын
My husband messaged me on LinkedIn then we met 😂
@jd-barman
2 жыл бұрын
Bro 😂...This is the reality! So relatable man 🥹😂
@josephalexander1790
2 жыл бұрын
People who dont comment are either Gayathri or they are dating Gayathri🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rajatsiddamal
2 жыл бұрын
Good video could relate to so many things thanks for posting and making my day better 🥰
@AugustusOmega
2 жыл бұрын
YES but why does he speak english? does he think his audience is english speaking? 🤪
@ps7519
2 жыл бұрын
I once worked for customer service chat on Amazon. The guy was hitting on me on customer service chat. He gave me his number 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and wanted to " know more" about me. I told thank u and connected him to us customer support 🤣
@jensa3293
2 жыл бұрын
I miss watching you Anand. I'm going to Bangalore this year, hope to watch you live shows ❤️
@dOVERanalyst
2 жыл бұрын
The Instagram thing happens with me. Everyone. Literally EVERYONE. But the Zomato thing hasn't happened with me yet.
@swethanarayanan1957
2 жыл бұрын
Man I laughed so hard this 10 min, you are awesome!
@rupashrig6310
2 жыл бұрын
Me toooo...😂
@ayushverma7006
2 жыл бұрын
Totally agree! Where do you live?😂
@tejapalla8162
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly where r u from😂😂😂
@shivas2557
2 жыл бұрын
Dude you fking nailed it, especially 8:40
@sentinelkuttapan3645
2 жыл бұрын
It's rare I get through a whole video without forwarding This is too goooood
@chirayu.khandelwal
2 жыл бұрын
"My Rank 3.3 Lac ; Dude that's my CTC" Great Writing Buddy
@shubhamgoyal5908
Жыл бұрын
Apparently, I matched with a girl who had D as the character with a saree pic, so my obvious guess was Draupadi
@dolbitnormalno8294
2 жыл бұрын
The first half was killer and the second.. not so much.. was bored out waiting for the laugh, guess this guy is a professional and was just shooting for his audience in the second half
@ahanachowdhury7941
2 жыл бұрын
Same thing happened to me.. Some guy texted me on Instagram saying I saw ur comment on KZitem with over 600likes so thought of texting u.. Another one I did payment from gpay & the guy started msging me continually for 3-4days on gpay itself.. So much of dedication😂
@shahidrazajilani3712
Жыл бұрын
Totally agreed. Btw where do you live?😅
@Nirosha101
8 ай бұрын
@@shahidrazajilani3712😅😅😅😅
@gayuuu__17
2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@vthehimindianhp854
2 жыл бұрын
Aanand you are amazing man 😂😂😂 made me laugh after decades 👍👍👍
@abhisheksr5527
2 жыл бұрын
Bro..... superb 🥳🥳 Gayatri should watch this video. 😂😂😂
@msredcurtains
2 жыл бұрын
Stop spending 'a lot of time on dating apps' then. And this is lowballing comedy standards, aah my tinder experience, my bumble exploits. Do you have better content? If not, choose a different career, this won't work out for too long.
@b_28_gayatrijadhav8
2 жыл бұрын
Wowww!🤣🤣 This is amazing!!
@shahidrazajilani3712
Жыл бұрын
Totally agreed. Btw where do you live?😅
@gunjeetkumar7823
2 жыл бұрын
This standup is so true, it's like yesterday me and my friend were talking the same thing 😅😂.
@garimakukreti9577
2 жыл бұрын
once a guy guessed my name gogo on bumble
@gaytrisachdeva1781
2 жыл бұрын
How am I supposed to feel now? 😂😂
@Animated_Stories111
8 ай бұрын
are you talking about me anand😮🙄 that's so bad haan....😂😂u didn't told complete incident
@mkktk4696
2 жыл бұрын
This made me to laugh whole day 🤣 😂... thank you so much bro....this made my day....
@dishamonga489
2 жыл бұрын
With every word a guy says, they offend a girl somewhere in the world.
@JamesRodriguez10783
2 жыл бұрын
I can guess your name Also, where do you stay ?
@archi7373
2 жыл бұрын
More like, a guy's existence in this world offends some girl somewhere.
@jaychoudhary6587
2 жыл бұрын
Totally agreed, where do you live?
@kskskksks3045
2 жыл бұрын
@@archi7373 it also goes otherwise. 🗿 Some men hate women and some women hate men. 🗿
@riri-pz3by
2 жыл бұрын
@@jaychoudhary6587 😂😂😂
@parteeksharma4398
2 жыл бұрын
Let's turn the KZitem comments section into dating app😈
@cooldudes2393
2 жыл бұрын
There is a Garima i know. She fuckin posed exactly like thattt!! 🤣🤣
@nityah6815
2 жыл бұрын
So if u r an option for a pretty woman why not find a woman u r not an option. Men seem to just pass over average looking women n then whine abt not getting enuf attention.. u go for looks, the woman will do the same
@mks1404
2 жыл бұрын
Why not try for the best.... Sometimes the door does open upon knocking 😂
@nityah6815
2 жыл бұрын
@@mks1404 lol maybe. But why only focus on looks. Is that an indication of that person being nice? A male friend of mine told me once, he would never chase a woman who has many other men vying for her.. he chose a woman who focused on him n vice versa.. good looking people r too much effort n many times they see people as an option. I have no interest in competing with other women. A man who can focus on me is enuf 🥰
@mks1404
2 жыл бұрын
@@nityah6815 Because first thing we can observe is look... Imagine going for an average person with a bad attitude it's like a double loss.. 😂😂😂😂 jokes apart... Not everyone goes for looks only perverts do
@nityah6815
2 жыл бұрын
@@mks1404 yeah looks are fine, but if you only focus on looks n nothing else thts dumb.. women also go for a decent looking man, I dont deny that. But i wont swipe right on a guy just cos hes good looking. In fact its more work with such people. U have to be in a queue as the OP said 😅
@mks1404
2 жыл бұрын
@@nityah6815 On an app if you don't swipe for looks then you are probably swiping for the smart sounding bios which are most probably copied 😂😂😂😂
@ShivamSharma-mc5mr
2 жыл бұрын
I am just subscribing your channel because of that line - we are swiping and pretty girls are recruiting. 👏👏👏👏🤣
@abhishekchakraborty135
2 жыл бұрын
When you did the "Fatima" bit, I instantly flashbacked to watching Brain games on natgeo on tv.... Man !! XD
@iansequeira3352
Жыл бұрын
Frickin amazing dude! Cleverly-crafted jokes along with your gestures are a delight to watch
@brolysujay
2 жыл бұрын
That's was amazing. Thoroughly enjoyed it.
@aaryagathani
Жыл бұрын
Dating apps for men are like job interview and for women its like amazon shopping
@AshishKumar-yx1hy
2 жыл бұрын
Bro I seriously imagined Gyatri the way you described... it's awesome
@chelseagaya
2 жыл бұрын
Gayatri reporting! I've been asked out on google pay because I made the mistake of buying something from a supermarket and payinv via UPI. The shopkeeper wouldn't leave me alone 🙃
@poetryandlo-fi4897
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that I'm a Gayatri and the person who sent me this video was Anand !
@AnshuSingh-pn4bg
6 ай бұрын
Woww wanna see your face ...how prettty you are ...that he inspired by you to make people laugh...😅
@jaysuryaraj
2 жыл бұрын
once a Gayatri, always a Gayatri😂
@Blipblopmarketing
2 жыл бұрын
Watched this in open mic 🎤 on repeat it is funny 😄
@Deleted_account007
2 жыл бұрын
Dude 🙌🙌🙌u are the best....🥰😍i loved it.. After a long time i laughed so loudly 😅U made my day....
@Papa.y0gi
2 жыл бұрын
it's hilarious and sad at the same time coz I know how creepy guys can become, especially Indians. My both sisters have like 1k-2k follow requests and unread DMs and they're not bothered about it coz they feel it's normal for girls. ugh
@shateershah
2 жыл бұрын
Name stereotyping is real problem . Thousands of bahadur, rahul, mohammed,vijay, fernandiz suffer from this.
@greatsubbu
2 жыл бұрын
"That this is me P**** , I am looking for a 20% evaluation", was ' below the belt. ' joke.
@TheAbbachhatre
2 жыл бұрын
What is a gayatri face means😐🥺🤣🤣
@LajjaGandhi
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 gpay dating! 🤣🤣🤣
@samriddhimishra6485
2 жыл бұрын
LinkedIn, googlepay.. i got a text from my cabbie wala on paytm when i paid him. :/
@parth8vgft
2 жыл бұрын
totally agreed. so where do you live?
@tapaskandhil2872
2 жыл бұрын
Disclaimer : No gayatri apart from Bumble is harmed during this comedy
@gayatripatil9055
Жыл бұрын
First hand embarrassment for all the gayatri's
@PrashantGupta-mq4hw
2 жыл бұрын
she is recruiting .... NEXT !! amazing Bro.... :D
@ShivamTiwari-os4fs
2 жыл бұрын
This is your best work.. 👍👍 Don't consider the negative Comments...👏👏
@ujjwal94roy
2 жыл бұрын
I saw him at Kormangala cafe He is way more hilarious in person
@nanamallo8039
Жыл бұрын
Where is guy? Not uploading videos..forgot your yt password?
@anandrathnam91
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha still alive. Will start uploading soon
@savesoildoyoueatfoodthensa737
2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact : Original Gayatri has three eyes.
@nathand256
2 жыл бұрын
Bournvita Quiz Contest 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@VIJAYKUMAR-dj6kf
Жыл бұрын
this is amazing chhote Chatur (from 3 idiots)💫
@gunjeetkumar7823
2 жыл бұрын
He predicted the girl's name. I predicted his AIEEE Rank = CTC = 3.3L wala joke 😂. Are we same?😂
@vshri6433
2 жыл бұрын
I've been scrolling to find the comment from Gayatri. lol
@skoby859
Жыл бұрын
The same day I watched this video I got matched with a Gayathri on bumble. LMAO 🤣
@AvneetKaur-ow7vj
6 ай бұрын
But even if you matched with 100 guys you still will hardly get along well with like 1😂 and yeah guy do actually make every app into dating appm yesterday someone asked me on KZitem too if iam single like bruh? Its not tinder why would anyone ask it here
@theroohith
Жыл бұрын
Every Gayatri deserves a sorry now :)
@harindersingh6700
2 жыл бұрын
Your name matches your face... You're enjoying yourself so Anand
@Gayatrisinghkaushik
2 жыл бұрын
all the gayatri's have taken offence
@aryasuresh4157
2 жыл бұрын
Wtf did I exactly imagine that...the flower...the saree....the pose.. 😭😂😭😂
@parmarajay9229
2 жыл бұрын
i got match with gayatri.
@NrityaSankalpa
2 жыл бұрын
How true! I did imagine a Gayathri face!
@thestranger177
2 жыл бұрын
Mens make every application a dating application 🙌🏻😂😂💯
@vikasmehta7260
2 жыл бұрын
well all gayatri are going to report this video. may be fatima and garima too. 🤣🤣🤣 great set
@VaibhavShewale
2 жыл бұрын
people getting matched? okay there is something problem in me
@arjungaming2706
2 жыл бұрын
When I am going to watch this video iam like plz God this video will never end just going like this laughter😂
@Gayatrisinghkaushik
2 жыл бұрын
i have never heard my name these many times in a time span of 9 mins
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