Inaccurate as well. Pelie says they are very furry as she dated one.
@xSoulhunterDKx
Сағат бұрын
@@yelleryoung5870“Dated“ aka slurped those furry folks 😂
@huntersevin9483
5 сағат бұрын
Appreciate your video's man! They're so much more than just star wars. Keep it up!
@arthurbriand2175
5 сағат бұрын
Everyone complains when Jawas come to town, but the same people still come looking for bargains when they put droids and parts for sale.
@TheHumanRanger
3 сағат бұрын
LOL Yeah because they are looking for all their stolen stuff!
@xSoulhunterDKx
Сағат бұрын
@@TheHumanRangerliar
@Gonzalo25182
4 сағат бұрын
Absolutely love this kind of videos
@The_Lucent_Archangel
5 сағат бұрын
All societies are not created equal. That's an uncomfortable sentiment, but it's just as true in reality as in Star Wars context.
@jeffreycarman2185
Сағат бұрын
The reason this is uncomfortable is that, from this line of thinking, it is a pretty easy slippery slope to supremacist thinking.
@arthurbriand2175
31 минут бұрын
They are not created equal, but they all end. There is an equality in the historical certainty that every society will end at some point no matter how more efficient it is than its contemporary.
@Lure_01
5 сағат бұрын
Man you give star wars such a cool vibe.
@Matt_in_TEXAS
4 сағат бұрын
Love your videos and your deep dives into the "Galaxy Far Far Away..." Keep u the GREAT work!!! Love from TEXAS
@alexmaurice4274
4 сағат бұрын
“Some cultures suck” hits a bit harder today 😂
@leonrussell9607
4 сағат бұрын
Islamic countries need to go
@Anon-i2z
4 сағат бұрын
@@leonrussell9607we stay.
@EGRJ
3 сағат бұрын
It's not exactly a new sentiment.
@ishill85
3 сағат бұрын
@@leonrussell9607 no, but they could sure use a big religious liberalization movement.
@leonrussell9607
3 сағат бұрын
@@ishill85 they need to stay out of Europe, whatever they do
@mcpenguin001
5 сағат бұрын
I just realised how terrifying Jawas are under their hoods...
@Goofyahh_shark
5 сағат бұрын
Me to
@GGBlaster
3 сағат бұрын
1:51 Alan doesn’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
@Scott-sk1rb
3 сағат бұрын
I think a good business for Tatooine would be a pest removal service!
@Aaron-fb6mb
5 сағат бұрын
In case no one told you today, you’re goated
@SomeDudeOnYouTube_1
5 сағат бұрын
Lord Allen has bestowed upon us succulent sustanance
@jacobstephens8447
4 сағат бұрын
I love how philosophical things get. A lot of the cultural issues you were talking about are 100% applicable to the real world and so many issues we face in the modern day
@ishill85
3 сағат бұрын
see the problem is less what jawas do, it's that theres too many of them. consider, on tattooine there's raiders destroying things, leaving behind high tech garbage. The jawas scavenge and repurpose these scraps, returning part of their value to the economy in their role of wandering tech sales and repair shop merchants. and so the issue isn't the jawas, but the total lack of policing, if the towns could effectively force jawas to curb their rampant thieving, they would still have a place in society providing recycled low cost goods.
@smartass0124
5 сағат бұрын
Tatooween wasn't even involved in the clone wars
@Aaron-fb6mb
5 сағат бұрын
In the movie yes
@smartass0124
5 сағат бұрын
Wonder if his Alegencence would be if Tatooween was a democracy. .
@colinkallnik3555
Сағат бұрын
15:25 the God Emperor Approves
@albusplaustrum06
4 сағат бұрын
2:03 is that the The Hu's cover of Sad But True? If so I can see Allen is a man of taste beyond succulent ewok cheek. 2:38 You want to contract Kuro, because that is how you contract Kuro.
@robertagu5533
5 сағат бұрын
Dunno if the Jawas are SO bad. can see quite a bit of use in hiring a team to use as mechanics, scouts and limited Tech experts... perhaps even as appraisers of random stuff. Wonder if any Jawas or Tuskens got their weird species members too that are basically Archeologists/Historians obsessed with their own Ancient history. An study their homes' distant past... like they be shown in their verses' equivalent of an Holo Intergalactic History Channel special... on the History an Cultures of Tattooine
@nathanieljackson5554
4 сағат бұрын
The Jawas and Sandpeople were originally just a way to show how harsh Tattooine was. Exaggerated versions of desert bandits but made faceless to add to their alien quality. If they were truly bad for the local economy then someone like Jabba would have wiped them out a long time ago. If the Jawas weren't around there would be something else filling in that niche of that mostly lawless planet.
@GGBlaster
3 сағат бұрын
They still do show how harsh Tatooine is, newer content just shows an angle of their cultures that expands on that. We may recognize that the Tuskens aren’t lawless savages, but that doesn’t rob anything from their appearances in the films. For the settlers on Tatooine, the Tuskens are still very much a threat, and both groups much prefer to avoid contact because it almost invariably devolves to conflict.
@smartass0124
5 сағат бұрын
Jawas are natives. Tatooween is South Africa
@jacobschmalz6762
3 сағат бұрын
Moral relativism is the greatest scourge of our generation…. I appreciate this pro human stance. Down with the dolphins!
@diamonddavemctv
5 сағат бұрын
I would petition for planet visits to Manaan.
@InventiveHarvest
4 сағат бұрын
They're eating the lothcats
@janmos5178
5 сағат бұрын
You make great films, you are my number 1 channel about SW. But I will partially disagree with you here. To be clear, I do not think that the Jawas' attitude is somehow morally right and I agree that they cause losses to the locals. But what are they supposed to do? Without theft and trade, the Jawas, locked between the Tuskens and the colonists, would die or be killed off. They are too weak to attack like the Tuskens. They will not cultivate the land en masse. So they live as they can.
@matthewwatkins7473
Сағат бұрын
It's what we might call a vicious and unbreakable cycle. The hostility of the environment forces a lax approach to morality encouraging theft, which in turn discourages the kind of investment needed to make the environment less hostile, ensuring theft is required to survive, and so on and so forth.
@janmos5178
Сағат бұрын
@@matthewwatkins7473 Agreed, but the Jawas are a secondary issue. First of all, Tatooine is a planet that is not conducive to civilized life for obvious climatic and resource reasons. And neither the Republic nor the Empire nor the Hutts were interested in investments that would make it suitable for better living. This is not Arrakis or terraformed planets from the Alien universe like Acherton aka LV 426. The corporations have also withdrawn. The truth is that without the Jawas, the farmers' lives would not be much better anyway. The Jawas are annoying, but they are not the source of the backwardness that plagues Tatooine.
@janmos5178
Сағат бұрын
@@matthewwatkins7473 And secondly, who asked for human and non-human colonists. Aren't there better planets in the Galaxy? It's not all colonized. To some extent, this can be applied to Jakku. I'm not mocking Tatooin colonists, but they landed on a foreign planet that was not adapted and was difficult to adapt to life. Of course, we can wonder here whether life for the Jawas would not be worse without them. And if I remember in Dark Lord , The rise of of Darth Vader it was at the end of the book when Obi Wan visits Anchorhead I think and hears for the first time in the news about Vader, the author's comment is that Obi is grateful to the Jawas for helping him survive the first period on Tatooine. In the series, Obi Wan, despite disputes about the purity of stolen parts, trades with them. Owen also goes to them for droids, not to Tosche Station or the store. So they could be useful.
@matthewwatkins7473
Сағат бұрын
@@janmos5178 it does make me wonder why anyone would move to Tattooine. The place doesn't seem like it has much going for it. It's the kind of place that exists because you can only have so much nothing between more populated and prosperous places. :)
@smartass0124
5 сағат бұрын
In a galactic civilization only to planets matter core everything legal and core everything illegal that why visit those 2 planets so much
@artiststevens
4 сағат бұрын
Oh here we go with the Jawa hate lol
@CannibalGundam
3 сағат бұрын
I would like to lear more about the logistics of star wars and how that can impact battles and or how the supply lines are organised. Like how does the star wars universe have all these big ass navys without supply ships to refuel them and how would troops on the ground get supplies?
@715samiam
3 сағат бұрын
Im starting to think Alan has never had a bad take
@alexmaurice4274
5 сағат бұрын
This is true generation tech
@taitano12
19 минут бұрын
The Ewoks may eat sentiens, but they only do that when one is dumb enough to get caught in a hunting trap ("Great, Chewie. Always thinking with your stomach."), or act like a-holes(Storm Troopers taking potshots at Ewoks that are trying to be friendly). But, not only are they actually friendly, when not trying to eat you, but they taste delicious and even sell the meat of the illicit arena Death Match fatalities. The Jawas don't even taste good. Then they have the audacity to play the victim when you try to recover your stuff. Din had to put his freaking life on the line just to get his parts back just because he overreacted to catching them taking his ship apart. I prefer the Tusken psychos over the rat people any day. At least the Tuskens have SOME justification to back up their behavior. I hope Fett scours that rock of the little monsters.
@smartass0124
5 сағат бұрын
How come no Hates gun after war or air planes
@smartass0124
5 сағат бұрын
Why were ewoks so impressed by 3PO if they so much advanced magic themselves. Wonder if Ewoks are cartoons with the Star wars universe maybe legends tv shows and books are books with in the Star wars universe
@ADogNamedStay
3 сағат бұрын
I thought in the game they pronounced it "circa"
@GhostRydr1172
4 сағат бұрын
OMG is that what they look like?! 😮
@Psub950
5 сағат бұрын
That Jawa is way to scaly
@GeorgeWashingtonLaserMusket
5 сағат бұрын
Not scales, tumors; think about it, they lived for about 10,000 years underground on a radiated planet with a limited gene pool. That means inbreeding and that means cancer.
@obsidian179
2 сағат бұрын
13:02 Or even Mos *Vespa* 😎
@chiefwiggi
3 сағат бұрын
For humanity!!! For the Empire!!
@smartass0124
5 сағат бұрын
Have any Jawas left tatooween
@tehgerbil
4 сағат бұрын
I love Jawas
@appo9357
5 сағат бұрын
Build an energy shield and make the Hutts pay for it.
@thesleepylax
17 минут бұрын
How in the hell is this how I learn Reza Aslan ate human brains?! He visited a class of mine last year to give a lecture and nobody mentioned it.
@Wolfy1012
4 сағат бұрын
I hear the Jawas were locked off 109 other planets, but it clearly wasn't for their bad behavior. It was simply anti-jawaism, and you're a xenophobe if you point out otherwise.
@amyneith
30 минут бұрын
Bubba and his son probably shot some jawa in his back yard with his blaster, and then saw his face and was traumatized by whatever he saw
@SimonBauer7
2 сағат бұрын
the mandalorian was right, desintigrate them...
@kotor610
4 сағат бұрын
Ive never heard czerka pronouced like that. Its always pronounced with a silent c so zerka in the game
@smartass0124
5 сағат бұрын
Their stories mandolins of the mandolins and Jedi Is young Jedi canon.a trailer for Young Jedi Yoda says your adventure awaits. But I thought Yoda said adventure Ha a Jedi craves not those things. Maybe Young Jedi is a show with the Star wars universe
@PlanktonWhisperer
20 минут бұрын
2:23 lmao right at the eve of a certain WoW streamer getting banned is brave
@BigStereoVR
59 минут бұрын
Whutz he schmokin'?!!!
@orioncaster5761
Сағат бұрын
The Jawas were kicked off of 109 planets…
@JohanMsWorld
4 сағат бұрын
JAWAS = Junior Actors Workshop At School. Or something. Aka a good excuse to bring in young actors in live action shows. J.
@smartass0124
5 сағат бұрын
If we found a real tatooween it would be seen as earth 2.0
@alexparker7579
5 сағат бұрын
Utooni helps the economy with his tesla cannon
@MichaelViewing
2 сағат бұрын
Based Allen being based yet again!
@Vile.Amity.
5 сағат бұрын
Jawas will steal something really expensive from you and attempt to sell it back. That’s called a crook on a clock.
@katiekofemug
3 сағат бұрын
my disagreement is based on indigenous survival. When colonizers arrive they frequently disparage the natives with "they could assimilate to civilization, if they wanted." Those "poor moisture farmers / homesteaders" have taken territories from indigenous tribes and so the Jawas have adapted and demonstrated no moral imperative to treat them fairly, gee, how dare they do that. Showing the same lack of respect to the colonizers as they were shown makes sense to me. Steal from and lie to the invaders, "make trade not war" in order to survive instead of being herded to camps / reservations OR exterminated demonstrates they plan to outlast the invaders IMHO.
@GeorgeWashingtonLaserMusket
5 сағат бұрын
Well considering everyone who isn't a Jawa or a Tusken Raider is a trespasser maybe using terms like "Infestation" to describe the indigenous people is a bad move. Remember this planet belongs to the Jawa's and the Tusken Raiders, they fought off the first Sith Empire, they survived, and they have every right to live unharassed by Xenoscum like humanity, the Republic, the Empire, trade associations or corporations. You want a local economy that's strong? You want to be safe? Go back to your species home world, or a world that had no intelligent life. To me Tatooine is a lot like the story of the Native Americans, only imagine they survived their entire continent getting nuked into glass. Edit: On a friendlier note, you know this planet sucking is a plot device right? If anyone actually lived on Tatooine you'd have people yeeting asteroids full of water at the planet to re-hydrate it. Most of the water was lost on the planet due to the Sith bombardment (glassing of the planet) but realistically all of that water should still be in the solar system, likely more then they originally had too. I mean look at the Sol Solar System, we've got ice astroids for DAYS. Also with robots, who in their right mind would even bother mining planets? Mine the rocks in space. Step 1: Buy miner droid army. Step 2: Deploy on a meteor. Step 3: Have them dig down (for safety) then out as they extract everything worth extracting. Repeat. Planets are for farming, or living on; Tatooine is a TERRIBLE planet for mining, it has no farming potential, why are people even there?
@MasterGhostf
5 сағат бұрын
They are probably there because it's worthless. Only the Hutts claim territory there. No one else wants it for those exact reasons. But, the Hutt clans can use it to smuggle their spice, recruit troops, and spread their influence.
@Psub950
5 сағат бұрын
Please make a video on 200 FO Stormtroopers vs 200 Clone Troopers
@kotor610
4 сағат бұрын
Do you really need someone to explain how that fight would end. At least with the storm troopers they had access to support. FO is just a more undisciplined version of storm troopers
@Psub950
3 сағат бұрын
@@kotor610 The FO Stormtroopers have similar training to the Clones over a longer time period since they age normally, they're no strangers to being outnumbered or outgunned by the enemy, and thanks to the Unknown Regions they should be able to handle the Clones more creative strategies relatively fine.
@aka-47k
5 сағат бұрын
and next you will tell me the hutt cartell is bad vor safety.
@smartass0124
5 сағат бұрын
Did you not all democracies were majority rule like the orginional American democracy of land ownerss even the. 19 amendment was voting rights would not be gender based but were voter restrictions. And get this majority rules were democracy. Ancient Rome ancient pergia. Even North Korea today. People are told how and what to think like America is going
@sawney_bean
Минут бұрын
Next one "the tusken Raiders" and why xenophobia and brutality are the Best things in the Star wars universe
@regentmad1037
5 сағат бұрын
embrace the pee i say. should be up there with "HUMANITY FIRST!!".
@tickticktickBOOOOM
52 минут бұрын
There are worse things than Jawas. I can name a certain group that killed half of their children. Not that they had a 50% child mortality rate (it was far, far higher) but deliberately murdered half their kids because they enjoyed it and the kids couldn't fight back. Never mind what they did while they were still alive... And we're supposed to feel bad about some burned beds.
@zutai1
4 сағат бұрын
i say hit the planet with an ice asteroid, or the like. be kind, send a bunch of small ones, or be cruel, and target a key point out of anger. but, the ice asteroid would be able to add to the local water, and help green the planet. would put a long term dent in the issues with the locals.
@roflchopter11
3 сағат бұрын
This video is a hate crime in 37 countries.
@douglastarbox7640
Сағат бұрын
Careful you could get banned from Twitter for such opinions like Asmondgold.
@Sorghum-qb3lv
21 минут бұрын
Spacism😢
@crunkaintdead7702
3 сағат бұрын
They're like Gypsies
@potatoesorsomething
2 сағат бұрын
Not all cultures are as accepting and loving. Sometimes those want to wipe out yours
@knightingale9833
3 сағат бұрын
I like the points you make about romanticizing anything foreign just because it's different. Not all cultures are morally equal, and you can respect them and not hate them but you're usually not better off trying to occupy the same space and neither are they, unless you have some degree of cultural assimilation. I read somewhere that when the US evacuated tens of thousands of people out of Vietnam as the Communists captured Saigon, they put these people in special housing on military bases for two years where they were taught American culture, history, and English, before they were dispersed into the US population. This effectively curtailed the usual problems a country experiences from mass migration.
@logansmall5148
4 сағат бұрын
Hot take: Jawas are just desert Ewoks.
@ralphmilano1703
4 сағат бұрын
sand critters!
@homeonegreen9
Сағат бұрын
Aztec culture sucks, "THE HUMAN SACRIFICE WILL STOP!"
@luisduron2722
Сағат бұрын
2025
@enoughothis
5 сағат бұрын
Which is a greater threat to the Republic and Democracy; Jawas or Dolphins?
@Goofyahh_shark
5 сағат бұрын
No one has watched this video to the end
@matthewwatkins7473
Сағат бұрын
I have.
@topdog3080
5 сағат бұрын
First
@smartass0124
5 сағат бұрын
In a galactic civilization only to planets matter core everything legal and core everything illegal that why visit those 2 planets so much
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