GET MAD. I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?
@TGSM128
2 ай бұрын
How much lemons to melt @@jabomacalua319‘s house?
@jabomacalua319
2 ай бұрын
@@TGSM128 I'd rather get my house burned down (with the lemons)
@victorvirgili4447
2 ай бұрын
@@TGSM128None, their personality will melt it by itself
@hiyohiy
2 ай бұрын
Plot twist: @@jabomacalua319 is homeless before the house melting, therefore there is no house to melt
@Reverend_Salem
2 ай бұрын
Now the question is how many potato batteries do you need to generate enough heat to melt the Eiffel Tower.
@thomasrussell4674
2 ай бұрын
This is a really good one.
@bigbraintwo
2 ай бұрын
12.17 trillion potato batteries to generate enough energy to melt the Eiffel Tower. assuming the heat transfer efficiency is 80-90% and the potato batteries have a voltage of 0.7. according to chatGPT
@Hylog
2 ай бұрын
at least 2
@scott5388
2 ай бұрын
@@bigbraintwo chat gpt ☠️
@denisekyles4299
2 ай бұрын
And 12.17 trillion portal guns
@whothefrickareyou8106
2 ай бұрын
Next up. Turning the pyramids into sand with sandpaper.
@edwinmaster7326
2 ай бұрын
melt the limestone with limes
@djketoldaluusbkabel585
2 ай бұрын
damn you're a prophet
@Prefusify
2 ай бұрын
wha
@Eon-vids
2 ай бұрын
He did it🎉
@Itz_just_VICTOR
2 ай бұрын
You just did not predict this lmfao
@Kerosiin
2 ай бұрын
Gives math textbook question vibes “Pete has 10 quadrillion lemons. If Pete wanted to melt the Eiffel Tower, how many Eiffel towers could he melt?”
@JACKHARRINGTON
2 ай бұрын
"Assume unlimited Eiffel Towers", if we're on an exam
@the1truejackal916
2 ай бұрын
completely disregard how 10 quadrillion lemons came to be
@chiefhydropolis
2 ай бұрын
@@the1truejackal916 do not question the almighty Pete
@Kerosiin
2 ай бұрын
@@the1truejackal916 that’s the next question. In one year, 22 million metric tons of lemons are produced worldwide. Lemons weigh an average of 100g. How long would it take to grow the correct number of lemons to melt your calculated number of Eiffel towers? Give your answer in years
@the1truejackal916
2 ай бұрын
@@Kerosiinhere ya go (if im wrong sorry) 22 million metric tons of lemons are produced a year, with 100g per lemon, and one metric ton is 1000000 grams. This results in about 220,000,000,000 (220 billion). an estimated 8,765,333,333,333,333 lemons (8.77 quadrillion lemons), with 220,000,000,000 lemons produced per year. This would take approximately 39,842.42 years. For context, Homo Neanderthalensis went extinct approximately 40,000 years ago.
@oloyolopl
2 ай бұрын
Finally youtube recommends me some actually usefull content. I've already booked my flight to Paris
@Jplays-Games
2 ай бұрын
Thank you for your service solider
@cosmiccake791
2 ай бұрын
You mean to p*ris🤢🤮? use the word properly soldier.
@homegrowngamer3411
2 ай бұрын
Aww heck yeah! Let's get a new world event going on, ok is anyone in this comment section able to supply the lemons?
@A59ri
2 ай бұрын
@@homegrowngamer3411i have a lemon tree, i i’ll do it
@Oxaluim
2 ай бұрын
Please tell me you got your lemons
@ThatGeezer
2 ай бұрын
Missed opportunity. Given the timescale involved, it would be simpler to selectively breed lemons for size. With sufficient effort, it should be possible to create a single lemon large enough to do the job on its own. The Eiffel Tower is lemon-squeezer-shaped already, making the process even easier.
@ReadThisOnly
2 ай бұрын
yeah, but that wouldn't make a good amusement park.
@Wolfgal16
2 ай бұрын
Also you can select for higher concentration of citric acid. The labs where this happens can be part of the theme park like Tomorrow Land
@Ryann9
2 ай бұрын
@@ReadThisOnlyit would make a great finale for the amusement park though
@knighthunter1791
Ай бұрын
@@Ryann9It will be broadcasted to billions worldwide, from the sprawling cities of the United States, to the sandy space of emptiness in Mongolia, and beyond.
@gabahoe_gbh1333
2 ай бұрын
Cave Johnson would be proud
@texasred5665
2 ай бұрын
Yeah! Oh I like this guy!
@miigon9117
2 ай бұрын
His combustible lemons surely would be of great help
@MoolsDogTwoOfficial
Ай бұрын
He was a definite highlight of Portal 2.
@musclechicken9036
2 ай бұрын
Fun fact: using 100% of the energy and turning all matter directly into pure energy from a single lemon is enough to disintegrate the Eiffel Tower (and probably the rest of Paris too)
@LostForNr.1
2 ай бұрын
Nuclar fission lemons lets go
@heyho4770
2 ай бұрын
@@LostForNr.1 transforming 100% of matter into Energy requires Annihilation via Antimatter
@DatDeadMemer
Ай бұрын
THE ANTI LEMON
@Someguy-lb9tp
Ай бұрын
Ferb I know what we're gonna do today
@DimJOfficial
2 ай бұрын
my guy made a business plan for the amusement park. 10/10
@anitheproto
2 ай бұрын
i thought this was going to be a video about the electrical output of lemons and using that to run enough current through the eiffel tower to cause it to heat up enough to melt, but this is actually interesting too
@edwinmaster7326
2 ай бұрын
lemons should be the power source of the rides
@realsillybilly
Ай бұрын
I love this side of KZitem.
@anitheproto
Ай бұрын
@@realsillybilly thsnks
@Balvald
2 ай бұрын
R&D at Aperture Science trying to weaponize Lemons.
@waaagh3262
2 ай бұрын
I decided to bust out the high school chem, and with a bit of research found that the Eiffel tower had a metal (iron) mass of 7,300,000,000 grams. Which when divided by its molecular mass (55.84) gave a total number of moles to be 1.31x10^8, this react in a 1 to 1 ratio with iron oxide (fe2O3) to form your iron citrate complex. One lemon has 0.025 mole of citric acid, so the absolute minimum number of lemons you would need would be 5.233x10^10, or just 2.355x10^8 litres of juice
@GoldenGrenadier
2 ай бұрын
Of course a British person would default to melting the eiffel tower. The 100 years war must have left left trauma on a genetic level.
@MuchWhittering
Ай бұрын
A British person with an Australian accent?
@GoldenGrenadier
Ай бұрын
@@MuchWhittering oops. I guess he still could have the generational trauma maybe.
@dwaynekeenum1916
Ай бұрын
@@MuchWhitteringAustralians were jailed Brits
@theanarchonazbolinquisition
Ай бұрын
This has some real ”one trillion lions vs the sun” energy
@captainpalegg2860
Ай бұрын
video suggestion: power-washing the grand canyon until the entire state of arizona is eroded down to sea level.
@ShubhayooBanerjee
2 ай бұрын
THIS IS THE TYPE OF CONTENT I WANT ON KZitem LES GOOOOOO
@fredthefish6640
Ай бұрын
Indeed this is the shit, definitely not the average garbage people make today.
@A59ri
2 ай бұрын
this is all youtube should be, really well animated stick men on very serious topics.
@someonehavinganidentitycrisis
Ай бұрын
What about poorly animated log men on very silly topics
@winterplayz-robloxmore8478
20 күн бұрын
@@someonehavinganidentitycrisis 🥴
@DillyDally69
17 күн бұрын
Yall were serious about melting the tower? 😭
@A59ri
17 күн бұрын
@@DillyDally69 yeah?
@DillyDally69
16 күн бұрын
Whatchu mean by very serious topics?
@felpshehe
Ай бұрын
Alright, that seems economically and environmentally sound.
@aperson9236
2 ай бұрын
Ah yes, Shower Thoughts with some thought put into them
@andrewsad1
2 ай бұрын
This is exactly, _precisely_ the type of nonsense that I could spend several hours researching
@stupidhatmanjoshua7640
2 ай бұрын
"We wouldn't want to waste food or resources" 2 seconds later: "We can't use the more practical solution. It wouldn't be as much fun"
@yoongzy
2 ай бұрын
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make the Eiffel Tower melt instead! - Cave Johnson, 2011
@Uber_
2 ай бұрын
Nice timing considering concerns are rising about the collapse of the Eiffel Tower due to a poor maintenance right now lol
@thedogmaster278
2 ай бұрын
ill keep this in mind next time i have 8765333333333333.33 lemons thx man!
@Salt_and_Peroxide
Ай бұрын
Instructions unclear I made a nuclear reaction based on thorium
@Uniphy
2 ай бұрын
Single greatest question humanity has asked to date
@scratchpad7954
2 ай бұрын
I beg you, do NOT make me ride an open-air escalator 1,000 feet up! I would faint on sight.
@KimblesTheBrave
2 ай бұрын
Pay $5 extra to swap the safety glasses for eclipse glasses so you can't see how high up you are
@Reverend_Salem
2 ай бұрын
fine, its just a normal spiral staircase
@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme
2 ай бұрын
really feels like "please do not give that cup of water right next to since I'm not thirsty at all and I don't need it, I beg you do NOT give it to me in the newt 20 seconds"
@scratchpad7954
2 ай бұрын
@@Reverend_Salem All the same, it had better not be an industrial staircase. The only use for them is to make grated cheese for a taco. Also, a prankster waiting downstairs could reach between the treads and scare the daylight out of those whose ankles they can grab.
@wweis6772
2 ай бұрын
This video made me feel like I'm chewing on a lemon and finding my purpose in life at the same time
@FBManimations
2 ай бұрын
Never have I clicked on a video so fast after it got recommended, why was I so exited to see this?
@gaimnbro9337
2 ай бұрын
That isn't what I expected... wait brb gonna build that amusement park sounds fire
@greenhowie
2 ай бұрын
This was better structured and more viable than 90% of pitches on Dragon's Den.
@SirLegoStud6
Ай бұрын
"Hey Ferb! I know what we’re gonna do today!"
@adirmiller2141
Ай бұрын
This sir is a masterpiece
@Gamert80
Ай бұрын
I love how he applied a 4 dollar discount to the 702 billion dollar order 😂
@AbLaV
2 ай бұрын
I forgot about the start of this video being about lemons eroding your teeth, so the circle back to the teeth at the end cracked me up. This was an excellent video, this is why I love KZitem and creators like you. The most random shit ever and making deep, researched, well thought out content on it.
@dunodisko2217
Ай бұрын
Okay so now calculate how many lemons you would need to produce a lemon battery large enough to produce enough current to melt it with actual heat
@superray9499
Ай бұрын
The chemical equation at 6:54 is a bit wrong It says that iron + oxygen + water -> iron hydroxide which is wrong It actually makes hydrated iron oxide Fe2O3xH20
@goofytycooner5519
2 ай бұрын
Glad to see we’re asking the important questions here
@UltraWorlds
2 ай бұрын
sure i'll invest
@NikitkaDreamer
2 ай бұрын
Imma try calculate it myself before the video starts pH of lemon juice is like ~3. 10^-3 moles of H+ ions in a liter of lemon juice. The Eiffel tower consists of 7300 tonnes of iron. Iron has density of 7870 g/L, meaning same amount of volume contains 107 moles of iron. The reaction stoichiometry is 1:1, since oxidized iron is going to be trivalent and citric acid has 3 acidic hydroxyl moieties. Assuming 40 mls of juice as median for each lemon, we need 25 lemons squeezed out completely and distilled under vacuum for about a liter of juice. 107*10^3 L of juice is needed for 1 L of iron, and time that by 25 we get 214 thousand lemons. 7300 000 kg / 7,87 kg = 927573. Times 214 thousand. 198,5 million lemons ± whatever
@klaklaplaplaleuszek9970
2 ай бұрын
Great video very informative im definetly going to do this!
@riverjoy5658
2 ай бұрын
This video is hilariously fantastic, and also the definition of "Letting the intrusive thoughts win"
@cheeseboy2251
2 ай бұрын
Thank you algorithm. This is the exact question I needed to answer
@lektik2941
2 ай бұрын
I love how the plan for the amusement park comes in to play before the question is asked: "will this even work?"
@UniverseUA
Ай бұрын
Citric acid reacts with both iron and rust, producing iron citrate
@Randomusername998-ti3tn
Ай бұрын
Wouldnt it hypothetically be more cost effective to set up a giant series of sprinklers around the effiel tower and have a factory process to squeeze said lemons for their acid before putting them through said sprinkler system?
@CuredSpinefish
Ай бұрын
Finally, just the video I need
@xai38-809
18 күн бұрын
We need to test this to make sure it's true. We absolutely cannot be certain otherwise.
@Doc-Blitzkrieg
28 күн бұрын
The question in life I never knew I needed the answer to until just now.
@iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013
2 ай бұрын
I kind of love that this absolutely loses track of the question and just starts being about how much money you could make by charging a few hundred thousand people to get an an impossible ride.
@Candy_Bittersweet
2 ай бұрын
Yes... YES! Splendid! 🦹🏻♀️
@EthanTheWerewolf
Ай бұрын
Very useful info, subbed and booked a plane ticket to Paris with a totaly not suspicious amount of lemons
@cheeseboi6357
2 ай бұрын
Finally someone is answering the important questions
@therealgeneralMacArthur
2 ай бұрын
"we would like to take a moment to thank Cave Johnson and aperture science for sponsoring this video"
@jasonsanders8797
Ай бұрын
I instantly thought "that's a really good question ".
@KebboStar
2 ай бұрын
Already have my hazmat suit, just need lemons
@KebboStar
2 ай бұрын
Hazmat suit because france is so toxic 👽
@goldchromee335
2 ай бұрын
“You know what? When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Throw the lemons back at life” - Cave Johnson
@ManWhoIsSus
2 ай бұрын
Glad to find this channel, I really love when yt algorithm works.
@ungenbunyon5548
2 ай бұрын
What an awesome idea for a video, subbed
@RandomGuy-o1
Ай бұрын
Thanks for the tip
@TommyCullen-VacuumConnisour
2 ай бұрын
I'm off to paris
@dancoroian1
2 ай бұрын
"Our lemonade is full of iron" And paint...and bird sh!t lol 😂
@seriousnorbo3838
Ай бұрын
9:17 i love how middle color of the france flag is there
@abucket14
Ай бұрын
Now that you've come up with a theory, I will contribute a bag of lemons to make it happen.
@jello145
Ай бұрын
Now this is the question people are asking
@arynnbeefox3014
2 ай бұрын
watched this while getting ready for bed. made for a delightfully unusual bedtime story
@aA-hj3tt
17 күн бұрын
Banger vid 10/10 subscribed
@liamwright250
Ай бұрын
Only the most important and beneficial thought experiments.
@oppositevoice
2 ай бұрын
A truly modest proposal...
@Yezpahr
2 ай бұрын
How much desert soil could you cover in a 10 meters thick layer of the peels from these lemons? That would put things into perspective, you see?
@Cheezeball99999
Ай бұрын
This is the correct kind of math.
@sanep_
Ай бұрын
Chemically using the surface area to determine the amount of lemon acid is wrong, you need to determine the chemical equation and calculate based on that how much citric acid you need. Also you need to consider the mass of the entire Eiffel Tower, once the acid reacts with the surface it won’t keep reacting if you only take the amount needed to cover the surface.
@howdydobuckeroo1204
Ай бұрын
I clicked on this by complete accident without reading the title. So it was insanely funny when I realised I was watching a video about some guy trying to figure out how many lemons it would take to melt the Eiffel Tower.
@Changberry_staaa
2 ай бұрын
How am I so early? Also this is so random but coolat the same time!
@thelemonadeguy8055
Ай бұрын
this is art.
@Goofygoober584
2 ай бұрын
Now I know what I’m going to do this weekend
@NotMyDad272
Ай бұрын
Well that was oddly specific.
@Quaxo21
Ай бұрын
You’ve done cave Johnson proud
@mateusjoaquim9122
2 ай бұрын
Xkcd would be proud, it could be a topic on what if 3
@nodrance
2 ай бұрын
Good vid, I love the concept, but you make a lot of estimates with nothing backing them up (for example, lemons make rust happen 2x faster, it's probably more, and the surface area, you never mention where you get that)
@TH3TIMP5
2 ай бұрын
Awesome man! When we getting started?
@pieandcheese1016
2 ай бұрын
This sounds like he’s prepared to try to answer this question to someone who constantly says, “But that doesn’t make sense!” On hypotheticals
@wirdhikdputra
Ай бұрын
... Never expect this silly thing to be so.. complicated
@the_man3750
2 ай бұрын
me calculating how much silicon i need in mindustry:
@leomonk974
26 күн бұрын
My mans, you must have passed your school presentations with flying colors
@farrionm2409
27 күн бұрын
A spiral or “helix” escalator might actually be more ergonomic. It would allow you to spend more time acidifying the tower rather than the long and empty vertical trip there and back that a standard escalator would provide. You could squeeze on the way up and the way down, simultaneously, allowing for maximum acidification. It would also look cool as hell.
@SomeRandomKydd
Ай бұрын
Heinz Doofensmertz levels of planning
@dogeloafcutee2
2 ай бұрын
most normal minute physics video
@CinnamonLibrary
Ай бұрын
That Amazon receipt is killing me.
@ScennicMonster
2 ай бұрын
Now I need an animation of the “Your Majesty, another bus is coming!” With a lemon and the Eiffel Tower
@angwelio
2 ай бұрын
Finally something interesting to see instead of doing whatever it is you do in class
@personalsheep1850
2 ай бұрын
the marketing on this is pretty good. if it were real, im imagining every time people pick up a slice of lemon they'd wonder 'how much of the eiffel tower could I melt with this lemon if i went to that amusement park'
@TheTrytix
Ай бұрын
"I say we go." "Go with the hunch of a man who's brain is fueled by LEMONS?!?"
@shadowisinsane845
Ай бұрын
The video I watched before this was 2 hours long, and youtube glitched and showed me this video was 2 hours long and I audibly sighed
@uwuowo7775
2 ай бұрын
This video is a masterpiece
@BurgerSoda
2 ай бұрын
This really helped me, flying to paris rn.
@heatedturtle659
27 күн бұрын
“Ferb! I know what we’re doing today!”
@Cipher_Paul
Ай бұрын
5:00 Paris often receives more than 11 millions tourists a year. So if you make them all come around the same date and have them squeeze each a lemon or two on top of the Eiffel Tower, then it's doable 😂
@EndermTheSwordsman
Ай бұрын
Some major Sam O Nella Academy vibes, which is a big plus
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