bros entire life was disassembled in one phone call 💀
@treret7401
Жыл бұрын
😂
@George-pl7eu
Жыл бұрын
Good lol
@The_MythicalGamer
Жыл бұрын
☠️☠️
@P3p5112
Жыл бұрын
Lmao "disassembled" like it's a gun or car
@jenniferfarmer4020
Жыл бұрын
☠️☠️☠️
@AriTheInterloper
2 жыл бұрын
goddamn these vine booms ☠️
@JmKrokY
2 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@JmKrokY
2 жыл бұрын
@@os-zodiac br*h
@JmKrokY
2 жыл бұрын
@@os-zodiac "Bruh is a special case of hernia that occurs when internal organs or intestines are pushed through a weakened segment of muscle tissue. Most of such situations occur on the abdominal wall." -wikipedia
@chickennugget4142
2 жыл бұрын
@@os-zodiac did you know you are the most stupidest person in the world and you are reacting never thought of that did you
@grub2736
2 жыл бұрын
@@os-zodiac bruh
@JustTryingToGetAYTPlayButton
11 ай бұрын
“I want 3 millio” “There is a sniper aimed at the back of your head speak your last words”
@munkeybrayn8696
11 ай бұрын
Bro I thought this read "I want 3 millio.." "Are those are your last words?
@johnoven3668
11 ай бұрын
“This is a 9mm semiautomatic pressed against your skull”
@lonelydmw
10 ай бұрын
I have hired the 3 best hitmen the best of west Mississippi
@flaregod9563
10 ай бұрын
“Double it and give it to the next person”💀💀💀
@Naized
10 ай бұрын
Cringe
@invest-i-gator8896
2 жыл бұрын
They really ended his existence that quickly
@Thebenjiball0
2 жыл бұрын
They ended his existence before killing him 😭😭😭
@cactieythecactus
2 жыл бұрын
Whos austin?
@jmaan6665
2 жыл бұрын
@@cactieythecactus idk
@notwanted6695
2 жыл бұрын
@@cactieythecactus what's an austin
@artinamiri503
2 жыл бұрын
@@cactieythecactus exactly
@p3crAbx
2 ай бұрын
his entire bloodline vanished all by saying 8 words💀
@MyWillBeDone
21 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂, not even double digits!
@Robin-Dabank696
15 күн бұрын
More like 7.5
@lucadibenedetto9217
14 күн бұрын
@@Robin-Dabank696 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@justanormaljugofmilkonthei2439
Жыл бұрын
In an alternative universe Austin: I would be worried, but I am using NordVPN
@Iedgetoskibditoulet
Жыл бұрын
"And today sponsor is NerdVPN it will hack all you personal info that includes you IP Address Credit card information AND It will leak you Browser And Google History Incognito Mode too It willbleak all this into Dark weeb and in all internet"
@MerlinTheCommenter
Жыл бұрын
NordVPN: how much for his info? But in all seriousness, they just give the info for free to authorities, lawyers and other actors of interest all the time.
@dirtroad_reaper784
Жыл бұрын
In an alternative universe Austin: I would be worried but you have 1 minute until 554 hitman arive at your location call off the three hitman and give me the 3million dollars.
@hyek2.0
Жыл бұрын
He obviously used a vpn and coded his ip to the UAE. its impressive that hes 17 and he was hidden from the fbi for a whole week and hacked rockstar and uploaded gta 6... legend.
@night00glider
Жыл бұрын
Thank you NordVPN-man !
@grant834
2 жыл бұрын
What parents Think are going to happen when you accept a friend request from someone you don’t know
@Captinredrobot
2 жыл бұрын
Omg yes
@adiamondsword8392
2 жыл бұрын
YES BRO NOTHING BUT FACTS
@Ku4n-
2 жыл бұрын
@@adiamondsword8392 jhit
@Ku4n-
2 жыл бұрын
@@Captinredrobot jhit
@Ku4n-
2 жыл бұрын
Jhit joke
@Pokechu3
2 ай бұрын
bro said "did I get that all correct" like it was a fast food restaurant
@Diet_Bleach
Жыл бұрын
This is what a 6-star wanted level looks like..
@KiLlACaMrOn94
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣💯
@kenb7264
Жыл бұрын
💀
@kushagrakishore933
Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@TRG_R17
Жыл бұрын
Nah 9 Star
@ledbalancesnature
Жыл бұрын
I play gta vice city and there are 6-stars and this would be worse than having 6-stars irl
@KindAceman
2 жыл бұрын
“Now... say my name” “Rockstar” “You’re god damn right”
@mananpatel4151
Жыл бұрын
Lmfaoooo 😂😂😂
@icanassureyouimnotthatguyp3427
Жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@iforgor8916
Жыл бұрын
💀
@Cartelgod
Жыл бұрын
Heisenberg vibes kicks in 💀
@soacespacestation8556
Жыл бұрын
Shimpany
@lilgento
2 жыл бұрын
I lost it when Rockstar confirmed his address before he could continue 😂🤣
@soiledflapjacks1938
2 жыл бұрын
Why do you feel the need to capitalize every single word?
@cloaker8198
2 жыл бұрын
@@soiledflapjacks1938 who pissed in your flapjacks?
@starblazing1160
2 жыл бұрын
@@soiledflapjacks1938 calm down it’s not that deep lmao
@MrDespair1983
2 жыл бұрын
@@soiledflapjacks1938 It's a glitch is some keyboards, it happens on my laptop.
@hodayfa000h
2 жыл бұрын
@@soiledflapjacks1938 it looks better but I use only small letters because I want to and it is easier 💀
@Samandjam555
Ай бұрын
Remember, this wasn’t done on a computer, just a fire stick.
@VilageIdiot
Жыл бұрын
"you aint a person anymore austin" god that line is so cold
@notshoya
Жыл бұрын
HAD ME FREEZING
@Monkeyblud
Жыл бұрын
@@notshoya had me in 3rd degree frostbite
@ImMatthewGodzilla
Жыл бұрын
my heart is,Cold
@erikleith4670
Жыл бұрын
😂😂 facts
@Kuga_Yuma
Жыл бұрын
@@ImMatthewGodzilla COOLLLDDD
@lynx_8576
Жыл бұрын
“You ain’t a person anymore Austin. You’re free game.”
@chickenbutt2781
Жыл бұрын
I feel like this is flying over most people's heads 😂
@brothaonanadventure3573
Жыл бұрын
They never said "You're free game game". But that would have been icy.
@srijangupta3234
Жыл бұрын
More like a npc.
@Speariture
Жыл бұрын
Nnnaaaaaaaaah 💀
@Renz_law
Жыл бұрын
Now that's some nice pfp👉👉
@synthraofficial5366
Жыл бұрын
"We don't have 3 million dollars. We spent that hiring the three Hitman that are coming to take you out, and one of them is doing it for free just on principle."
@TheManOfPenguin
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I did
@RedRanger-ll7hx
Жыл бұрын
It’s not about the money, spider-man
@beta2029
Жыл бұрын
How good of Rockstar to take 3 hitman to take him out on a date
@StevenBobovnik-bg8ow
Жыл бұрын
@@RedRanger-ll7hxITS ABOUT THE METS BABY THE METS
@mavis.lahar2001
Жыл бұрын
@@beta2029 men on a date💀 that ain't no date it's an orgy waiting to happen
@bluntfaced5188
3 ай бұрын
Bro ended up shooting himself in the head three times after this 😔
@danmac6185
Ай бұрын
Then he jumped out a window and closed it behind himself.... so respectful.
@richaran463
Жыл бұрын
“You ain’t a person anymore” shits cold 💀
@karderanderson
Жыл бұрын
"Like the good ol' days." 👴🏻
@46993-r
Жыл бұрын
I haven't felt like a person in years.
@mosquito001
Жыл бұрын
What's cold??
@user-qn1wo1yg4s
Жыл бұрын
Good time until Rockstar start hiring PMCs
@assdsfs8215
Жыл бұрын
@@mosquito001 HE ASKED!!!!!!!!!!
@therealcj9256
Жыл бұрын
Bro asked for three-million and got three hitmen sent instead 💀
@ultraballer2293
Жыл бұрын
Both probably cost the same💀
@adamdanieladventures
Жыл бұрын
@@ultraballer2293 😂
@j.meubelmanmeubelman1446
Жыл бұрын
Bro really said "sure,we'll send it in humanoid form if that's fine with you"
@insaneboy1234
Жыл бұрын
Now each hitman will get $1m for killing him.
@Joe1887
Жыл бұрын
He paid them each $1,000,000 because it was never about the money; it was the principle.
@lucassouzasilva6842
11 ай бұрын
Rockstar gave him a real gta mission
@mr_muffin_hamster
10 ай бұрын
Bro has 5 stars
@islamandquran4817
10 ай бұрын
😂😂
@Lyts-out
10 ай бұрын
u know is over if Travor is part of em
@ShakShak1999
10 ай бұрын
Yeah but this time if you die you died
@HoliGallistur1023
10 ай бұрын
"Good Luck , God Bless"
@MuresanPaul-u3s
Ай бұрын
"and that's the easy way" -Rockstar. Edit mom I'm famoussssssssssssass
@kingcatthethird
20 күн бұрын
161 likes and no comments? Let me fix that
@2stars783
Жыл бұрын
I love how he's living in shell drive but is allergic to shellfish
@none0113
Жыл бұрын
Probably because he lived there too long and eventually got allergic 🤣
@doomguy974
Жыл бұрын
Cuz there's no fish
@blackfemalev1nce582
Жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one who caught that😅
@AlexanderDonahue
Жыл бұрын
His name is Austin and lives in Austin Georgia
@Spycrafter-G-101
Жыл бұрын
God... The joke bad but why it making me laugh 😂😂
@yeezez
Жыл бұрын
Rockstar gave him his own GTA 5 mission bro 💀
@EliFr331
Жыл бұрын
😂
@littleaqua32
Жыл бұрын
Current objective: -Survive
@Chineseisntalanguageapparently
Жыл бұрын
Not the first time a gta story starts with the protag being chased down
@Imhim-rd7pz
Жыл бұрын
Fr
@Sorry-Sir_butNah
Жыл бұрын
I mean in reality why would you step on the toes of a company that makes a game strictly about being a criminal😂
@swatboi8315
2 жыл бұрын
The kentucky accent makes this 20x better
@Officialjadenwilliams
2 жыл бұрын
😂 🙏🏼
@F4sy
2 жыл бұрын
It's decently close to a older kentucky accent but I'd say that's closer to a west virginian
@F4sy
2 жыл бұрын
Source: kentuckian
@andrewcody2181
2 жыл бұрын
@@F4sy as a west Virginian you are correct it's closer to ours than your but still kinda a mix
@TheHandsomeIsaiah
2 жыл бұрын
@@andrewcody2181 im from west Virginia to but i never knew i sounded like that i guess it's because im used to it
@CiityBoii14
Ай бұрын
"Watchu think was gonna happen?" I mean they got a point lmao 😂
@mnk9073
Жыл бұрын
When you realise Rockstar doesn't come up with their plots, they just write down their experiences.
@ridley7498
Жыл бұрын
If that were the case, I'd be incredibly concerned about the experience that led to the Manhunt games being made.
@CompletedGamesOfficial
Жыл бұрын
@@ridley7498 💀
@matiassandoval3411
Жыл бұрын
@@ridley7498the hostel movie and real serial killers
@bjarkiengelsson
Жыл бұрын
Reality is often stranger than fiction.
@JimmortalShady
Жыл бұрын
Bro rdr
@Glacial7
2 жыл бұрын
“You have 5 minutes” 15 seconds later: “you have 1 minute” Also damn that was brutal as hell
@Nerobyrne
Жыл бұрын
they paid to accelerate time ^^
@moemenelafandi
Жыл бұрын
Basically Freiza but the other way around
@Kyulnjir
Жыл бұрын
Complete opposite to GTA download time You have 5 minutes left of the download 15 seconds later You have 10 minutes left of the download
@cyclicaltick73
Жыл бұрын
“mystify, mislead, and surprise the enemy” - Sun Tzu
@vladstefan5216
Жыл бұрын
The opposite of the action movie bomb countdown.
@Jamandbutter0
2 жыл бұрын
*five stars appear*
@Officialjadenwilliams
2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@neighborhoodsoiocpath7063
2 жыл бұрын
Gulps
@ladybabe6958
Жыл бұрын
that's 6 star special forces has entered the chat
@thecharredone329
Жыл бұрын
@@ladybabe6958 7 stars, his identity was removed
@ancestordragongod
Жыл бұрын
8 stars family involved
@hubertfarnsworth8506
3 ай бұрын
Boeing -' write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN'
@bretthoyle5683
2 ай бұрын
Boing just watching like a proud dad. Boeing - Oh look, they're taking their first hits. I'm so proud of you!
@vlogsbyzain12
Жыл бұрын
Three hitmen: Franklin🗿 Micheal🗿 Trevor🗿
@Bigman.I.S.
11 ай бұрын
🗿🗿🗿
@cyphobakanisimo
11 ай бұрын
Not Michael?
@MadaraUchiha-cg9uu
11 ай бұрын
He said Micheal
@JdaGamer12
11 ай бұрын
Brooo it better be. But also *Michael*
@Opmehh124
11 ай бұрын
Hmm ok
@Kingish_991
Жыл бұрын
"You have one minute, Austin. Good luck. God bless." So respectful.
@ForTheCultureGuyana
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@jackal8748
Жыл бұрын
Probably gave him a minute just to pray
@Mr.RandomMoo
Жыл бұрын
6 actually
@endert1099
Жыл бұрын
666 likes
@austinwhited7754
Жыл бұрын
Thx I guess
@SosaRickGrimes
Жыл бұрын
“you ain’t a person anymore Austin” ☠️ turned my boy into an NPC
@orangeinkius7257
Жыл бұрын
After he's dead they're going to trap his soul in the next gta 5 remake as an NPC like the plot of fnaf help wanted
@thefortnitehiders292
Жыл бұрын
Your a Rockstar employee now 💀
@cYpherh
Жыл бұрын
@@orangeinkius7257 bro what? 💀
@orangeinkius7257
Жыл бұрын
@@cYpherh I said what I said, I think it was pretty clear
@AnotherIQ
Жыл бұрын
Who's Austin?
@StefTalks69420
3 ай бұрын
When that guy on discord gets a little upset:
@skitsu7317
2 жыл бұрын
"Did I get all that right?" "No" "..."
@ehe8692
Жыл бұрын
Rockstar: we'll see after the 3 hitman's arrived
@apurv5847
Жыл бұрын
@@ehe8692 They'll kill the wrong man....
@die4289
Жыл бұрын
@@apurv5847 *And?*
@gandalf_thegrey
Жыл бұрын
@@apurv5847 Sucks to be him, eh?
@impirialgaming7341
Жыл бұрын
@@apurv5847 rockstar: I missed the part where that’s my problem
@Oj12323
2 жыл бұрын
You ain’t a person anymore 🤣💀
@VladimirChibuckov
2 жыл бұрын
"Ayo why does my skin turning bla-" _gets shot_
@TheFunnyDictator
Жыл бұрын
@@VladimirChibuckov Racist?! Please reply to me!
@saryntoews
Жыл бұрын
@@VladimirChibuckov NEVER is this fucking okay. APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
@VladimirChibuckov
Жыл бұрын
@@saryntoews No
@undeadlegend696
Жыл бұрын
@@VladimirChibuckov fair enough
@mugurlutr9208
10 ай бұрын
"I want 3 million" "3 1 million dollar hitmen? Bet."
@TiernanHousman
10 ай бұрын
PFT
@GreaterGrievobeast55
9 ай бұрын
"You're paying the hitman more than my ransom!" "It's the principal austin!"
@MMUSAMALIK1
9 ай бұрын
@@GreaterGrievobeast55 fr
@anthonymendez5072
9 ай бұрын
Explains how they traveled 4 minutes in a few seconds.
@Be_quiet_L
9 ай бұрын
that was not funny
@i_run_on_headpats
3 ай бұрын
"I want 3 million dollars-" "Oh, we have sent it already" "But...I didn't even send any instructions?" "Oh yeah, right, we've sent you three million dollars...in the form of three hitmen. Each have a million on their account. Nice making a deal with you." "💀"
@Youraveragesillygoober-s6p
5 ай бұрын
Bro got the 1984 treatment 💀
@rox6071
5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 normal day in Eurasia 💀
@DeutschlandistGAY
5 ай бұрын
Nothing happened in 1984 bruh. Whachu talkin bout
@coolbeardeddragon1157
5 ай бұрын
fr
@Tooskilly
4 ай бұрын
Wdym
@abdulbaasithal-haidar4601
4 ай бұрын
@@rox6071 Of course Oceania is better.
@perdidolightskin9070
Жыл бұрын
“At your location” is so much more intimidating then saying “your house”
@CMT_Crabbles
Жыл бұрын
It implies that they’re not coming to your house, *they’re coming to you* 😅
@mxrage909
Жыл бұрын
idk saying "your house" just kills all intimacy, privacy and safety you feel in your own home
@maogu1999
Жыл бұрын
Good point.
@santaclause760
Жыл бұрын
@@mxrage909 no because by saying location that mean you would maybe start imagining the house being all quite and not knowing when their cars are gonna pull up, or where they’re coming from, then u would also be able to imagine them breaking in and your mind would go so quick thinking about how they could break in, and then also imagining them finally entering the house
@KyokaSamins
Жыл бұрын
@@mxrage909 saying your house implies you may have time to get away
@armouredryan
Жыл бұрын
When you have good writing you can make "good luck, God bless" intimidating
@Officialjadenwilliams
Жыл бұрын
haha thanks
@daiyadoggo
Жыл бұрын
writing, acting, and directing are important too props to those people who we have no idea about
@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel
Жыл бұрын
Purge:
@ShitYourself7
Жыл бұрын
Good luck God bless is intimidating most of the time
@Mika_Zuki7
2 ай бұрын
Bro isn't cooked he got deep fried
@leviwidowsss9191
Жыл бұрын
"Did I get all that right?" "Uhh, no" *Crisis averted*
@blackedoutlabelent9800
Жыл бұрын
Facts
@thechosenone9628
Жыл бұрын
But if it's correct there is no “crisis averted” 💀
@1hawtMetz
Жыл бұрын
Me to the creditors
@vortexsux
Жыл бұрын
@@thechosenone9628 what if they believe you
@slmdnkasr
Жыл бұрын
@@vortexsuxwhat if they don’t.
@littlekuribohimposte
5 ай бұрын
Nintendo lawyers: “WRITE THAT DOWN!”
@playfoward
4 ай бұрын
Nintendo bouta be saving lives
@lloydweatherford9405
4 ай бұрын
@@playfowardi don't think you know anything about nintendo outside of purchasing their merchandise. There isn't a more vindictive, petty, greedy, or litigious company in gaming than nintendo. Look into the types of lawsuits that nintendo files against its own fans and consumers. It's cartoon villian level evil, every year, like clockwork.
@boltok9584
3 ай бұрын
@@lloydweatherford9405 Sony/Apple/EA have entered the chat
@thenecromancer8805
3 ай бұрын
@@boltok9584 EA is really bad when it come to other companies, but Nintendo goes after people.
@Sheppard1001
2 ай бұрын
@@thenecromancer8805 do not forget nintendos buisnesses till the 90 inform urself just saying yakuza, love hotels, taxi srvices and nintendo did go hand in hand (do not say there is anything proven to condemn them but it is a little bit concerning at least they did barrel into the gaming and toy industry)
@AustinDre
2 жыл бұрын
Every Austin suddenly vanishing:🗿🗿
@austinraisty5913
2 жыл бұрын
Well damn guess I'm vanishing
@TehSynced
2 жыл бұрын
Mr stark , I don’t feel so good
@LazyKingAus
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@firenhell02
2 жыл бұрын
The grid can only go so far.
@prakharsharma9168
Жыл бұрын
Ayo!? Thanos? 🤨🤨🧐
@defam8898
20 күн бұрын
So many people don't realize that EVERYTHING has an equal and opposite reaction. If you ping someone, as long as they're monitoring the network, it's the same as if they pinged you.
@kaizen5325
Жыл бұрын
"Do you know where my dad is is though?" Rockstar: ...
@thatsyourboieasy4577
Жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAH
@aero_-_650
Жыл бұрын
sorry that is the only information we can’t get
@alienheaddog1540
Жыл бұрын
Rockstar: I am your father
@noahboss5617
Жыл бұрын
Rockstar: "Oh.... so your father is black? Noted!"
@snoozymac2377
Жыл бұрын
"he's the husband of our highest ranking woman"
@azureflames33
8 ай бұрын
The "Good luck, God bless" after he just announced he erased his identity 💀💀💀
@demonic_myst4503
7 ай бұрын
Nope further investigation he was found guilty of stalking with ill intent of teo girls and being apart of a international cyber crime ring senntencee to life institutionalisation in a mental hospital
@brucejedilee5290
6 ай бұрын
And is one minute away from erasing his life
@Fearlixx
5 ай бұрын
Frrr 💀
@grahamlopez3742
2 жыл бұрын
5 minutes? He'll be fine. They'll delay it another year, and then when that comes around they'll delay it again.
@jeremyrandolph8337
Жыл бұрын
I mean in a matter of a few seconds it went down to 1 minute so for once they're ahead of schedule.
@grahamlopez3742
Жыл бұрын
@@jeremyrandolph8337 they'll delay at release, then over promise
@deanwf3087
Жыл бұрын
i mean if its good to rockstar or sharkcard it will be in 1 min
@geraldrivera702
Жыл бұрын
Well then he better hide behind a fucking dumpster.
@JDCIncAccount
Жыл бұрын
Forrest Gump be working that tech-security, Jenny got this mans throwing everyone to the streets now.
@ehraz786
25 күн бұрын
Rockstar really said "Yeah Yeah" in Arthur Morgan's voice😂
@burntinside2282
Жыл бұрын
him: sending 3 hitman over also him: “God bless”
@Tykami1
Жыл бұрын
the most southern thing to say🤣😅
@GalaxyKane
Жыл бұрын
I too am cordial when sending hitmen
@LXVIE_2
Жыл бұрын
😂
@notavoicechanger1808
Жыл бұрын
Billionaires don't get their hands dirty, they use their money to pay desperate people to do it for them. Politics in a nut shell..
@caoilfhionn1489
Жыл бұрын
“I want three-“ “Hitmen sent to your location?done”
@rawgam3rsunitedgrimr3aper216
Жыл бұрын
Sorry the likes were at 665 but 😊 I had too
@LuciferCode0
Жыл бұрын
@@rawgam3rsunitedgrimr3aper216What you had too ?? Summon me for that 🧐 this fucking humans
@wrinklybrain832
Жыл бұрын
😮
@noodlesoup2586
Жыл бұрын
@@rawgam3rsunitedgrimr3aper216 no one cares
@rawgam3rsunitedgrimr3aper216
Жыл бұрын
@@noodlesoup2586 obviously you did that's why you replied lmao get trolled
@beastmode7935
Жыл бұрын
You ain’t a person anymore “ Starts despawning” 😂
@Tlyt.
Жыл бұрын
How are there 781 likes and no replies????
@brianguzman746
Жыл бұрын
How are there 795 likes and one reply
@marveliscastellanos3899
Жыл бұрын
How is there 851 likes and only two comments?
@ilixer2009
Жыл бұрын
How is there 1k likes and 3 replies
@psyfacz2540
Жыл бұрын
These reply’s are not right
@bor3d_V
Ай бұрын
You ain't a person anymore, Austin, you're a state.
@sukylo1434
Жыл бұрын
“I want three-“ ''there is a pipe bomb in your mailbox''
@Dasher_The_Viral
Жыл бұрын
Rephrased: "You notice how your back felt a little stiff when you woke up this morning? Yeah, we shoved a pipe bomb up your ass while you were asleep. You have 10 seconds... Have a good day."
@aidanfranke5659
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 take my like damnit
@mikkelrolsson
11 ай бұрын
Bro what??? 😂😂😂
@stoff_alien2414
11 ай бұрын
“ I wan-“” “Want to be cremated or buried Austin ?” 😂😂😂
@YourRich-Friend
Жыл бұрын
In the span of 30 seconds he went from “give me 3 million dollars” to “I so sorry, please” in tears
@3n3ly7m9
Жыл бұрын
Actually it was 38 seconds, but ok 0:04 - 0:42
@daynechastant
6 күн бұрын
That would be when he realized the sickening feeling in his gut was the vise his cojones were in...
@arbalist5
Жыл бұрын
the hitmen are so skilled that they made it 4 minutes in travel time in just 20 seconds 💀
@potato-0uy
Жыл бұрын
4 minutes.. 20 seconds hmmmmmmmm
@wheat.sweetie
Жыл бұрын
@@potato-0uythats how skilled they are 😂
@raghav47i
11 ай бұрын
Franklin, Michael and Uncle T The 3 hitman😅
@icetea622.
11 ай бұрын
what@@potato-0uy
@raven_m0rt833
11 ай бұрын
@@potato-0uyOh cmon, man
@Unnatural09
Ай бұрын
They're going to make him play suicide squad for the rest of his life.
@ronaldshaw4309
Жыл бұрын
"Don't even try, don't even try". This man just sucked the will to fight back with this sentence.
@thisflyingpotato4227
10 ай бұрын
He wasn't crying because he was going to die, he was devastated because he waited so much and in the end he won't even get to play it 😢
@LittleKrieg
2 жыл бұрын
Why did the accent he use for Rockstar sound really Southern I love it
@kennethbaggett5108
2 жыл бұрын
Sounded like Forrest Gump
@matvocaat
2 жыл бұрын
@@kennethbaggett5108 sounded like Tom Hanks himself. The whole video reminded me of catch me if you can
@DregsRUs
2 жыл бұрын
Red dead redemption?
@PlagueDocVR
Жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure that’s his actual accent
@blackwing3629
Жыл бұрын
Rich southerners are probably the most evil someone can get without being a literal dictator
@immuno9015
9 ай бұрын
“Haha I hacked you-“ “You don’t exist anymore. We have taken everything from you and will take you shortly. God bless.”
@YvngHypo
5 ай бұрын
The 1000 liker is upon me. The POWER IS IMMENSE
@_1onlychxrry
5 ай бұрын
@@YvngHypoAre you 8
@sidhantramasayam6014
Ай бұрын
I’m listening to the Galaxy Brain meme while watching this 💀
@BobJones-bh9qz
Жыл бұрын
The “you aint a person anymore” is such a cold line un ironically 😂
@wizenedmoney62
Жыл бұрын
So much like Forest Gump ig💀😅
@Voron_Aggrav
Жыл бұрын
can't be a murder if there's no evidence he existed
@Jurez1313
Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the Foundation scene. Emperor: "We went back and found your great great grandparents and then everyone tied to them. All the uncles, aunts, and cousins, removed or otherwise. All their siblings, partners, and children. 857 living people who have a connection to you. Then we traced back your entire life. Every friend, co-worker, and classmate. Anyone who you have ever met or had any sort of interaction with you. Another 726 people. All told, 1578 people who would remember you after you die. We have a particle beam aimed directly at each of their spinal cords, and at my signal they will all die...*signals* There. Now there is no one left alive to remember you. It is now as if you have never existed at all." And then he places her in a sensory-deprivation shroud to live out her days unable to feel, touch, hear, see, or smell anything. That's probably the worst punishment I think has ever been conceived. Worse even than "To the pain"
@Voron_Aggrav
Жыл бұрын
@@Jurez1313 gheezus the absolute Length to go to just to break someone,
@1hawtMetz
Жыл бұрын
That Somewheya, Louisiana drawlll was IT. THE EYES though too....Psyche was saved by him adding "Austin" at the end of that line....cause I realized its not *my* name thank GAWD
@Chris-og8uu
Жыл бұрын
The ascent in the part where he said “ you ain’t a person anymore “ makes it sound so chilling
@Crumbsyboy
Жыл бұрын
I am sorry to say this but it’s “accent” not ascent
@Steven_McCrae
Жыл бұрын
Who was abseiling in the video ?
@Marko_184
Жыл бұрын
"you ain't a person anymore" 👴🏻
@nikkikei4984
Жыл бұрын
@@Marko_184 💀
@jameswoodard9510
Жыл бұрын
Should’ve said you ain’t a person no more
@shashanksingh5479
20 күн бұрын
Pharma companies when someone say they found a cure to cancer
@UshankadMenace-ti9xi
8 ай бұрын
“You ain’t a person anymore.” That hurts because of how scary it would be to hear that Edit: hi
@swordsmanthegamernine7973
7 ай бұрын
Is it better or worse to be sent to a mental institution until you don’t think of hacking anymore?
@kirito_online97
7 ай бұрын
A furniture at that point has papers and he don't lmao
@UshankadMenace-ti9xi
7 ай бұрын
@@swordsmanthegamernine7973 this about the gta leaker?
@UshankadMenace-ti9xi
7 ай бұрын
@@kirito_online97 The receipt.
@UshankadMenace-ti9xi
7 ай бұрын
@@swordsmanthegamernine7973 I completely forgot what video this was about, so of course it’s about the gta leaker. So sorry, I’m dumb
@Austrian_Butcher
5 ай бұрын
"Good luck, god bless." Is one cold af line.
@UTKC_Officer_Smiles
3 ай бұрын
Yep
@Zaasko
3 ай бұрын
18.k likes and 1 reply? Lemme fix that
@InstantKhaoz
3 ай бұрын
@@Zaaskoshut up
@tushgaurav
2 ай бұрын
🎉@@Zaasko
@benjaminvogel5145
Жыл бұрын
Bro started sweating cause he didn’t even know he was allergic to shell fish
@Gunsmoke66191
Жыл бұрын
This dude said I got a sister?
@1hawtMetz
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@TheSolidSnakeOil
23 сағат бұрын
Dude sounds like Kevin Spacey in every movie with a southern accent.
@clarkfilmsyt
2 жыл бұрын
“Mom I want Forest Gump” “No honey we have Forest Gump at Home” (Forest Gump at home)
@zilgianyanis5495
Жыл бұрын
Frrrr
@GrinningPeeper78
Жыл бұрын
“You got a minute Austin” Austin: **Starts doing the plank**
@TUTGKIYAN
11 ай бұрын
bro cheated the system
@J3R1N
11 ай бұрын
WTF BRO THAT WAS BRILLIANT
@randomrobloxplayer
11 ай бұрын
It took me a minute to understand what you said 😂
@Chaos_Legend
11 ай бұрын
OOOOOOH-
@TrendingShortings
11 ай бұрын
He is going to live forever
@itsczyn
10 ай бұрын
Coming back to this after the gta6 trailer leak a day prior to its release and the dude got sent to the shadow realm on twitter 😂😭
@joshhitxoriginal9367
9 ай бұрын
Then a permanent stay at a mental ward, so the Rockstar lawyers sent him to shadow realm in real life
@janitordel6296
8 ай бұрын
@@joshhitxoriginal9367 Correction, he got sent to a mental ward, and will stay there until he's cleared... But given he's said he'd do this again if released, yeah my as well be permanent Honestly I don't see why this kid doesn't just get a job for the government or something...
@WijoSaySo
8 ай бұрын
@@janitordel6296most likely what an indefinite stay at a mental institution means, he’s property of the government now 💀
@ludvig3242
8 ай бұрын
@@janitordel6296 Because the government doesn't need people like that
@spaceengineeringempire4086
8 ай бұрын
@@ludvig3242 a guy who can hack into a multi billion dollar company from a SMART TV AND A AMAZON RUKO STICK. Ya the US is definitely gona hire him for something. Like oh I don’t know digital espionage
@doomepic
Ай бұрын
Bro didn't even get to finish the request
@mttw_kzn2510
Жыл бұрын
the guy with that social security number: wait wait wait-
@scorched_eyes
Жыл бұрын
that would be crazy
@antblisss
Жыл бұрын
too many numbers but that would be funny 😂
@notorioustori
Жыл бұрын
@@antblisss how many digits does your SSN have? Lol
@carlosverdugo9684
Жыл бұрын
@@notorioustori 9 digits
@ultimatebeezchurger5776
Жыл бұрын
@@antblisss it's actually 9 numbers exactly so whoever has that SSN be paranoid ig
@na73604
Жыл бұрын
Probably gonna be a heist in GTA 6 online Lester: "i have a job for you, track down a hacker that leaked footage of some new game Company is willing to pay big time for this" 🤣🤣
@Catmanic
Жыл бұрын
Hopefully
@logansmith6342
Жыл бұрын
Hilarious!!! I can totally see that happening
@TimeWisely
Жыл бұрын
I fucking swear if lester is in GTA 6...
@bisess3689
Жыл бұрын
69
@jdkarchivos
Жыл бұрын
@@TimeWisely I mean… it would be cool lol
@BuzzedtheTower
Жыл бұрын
The "Then we're gonna deport your whole family overseas" had me in stitches
@kaydenwalker3696
Жыл бұрын
They destroyed him like splitting an atom
@takufukun3996
Жыл бұрын
Why does everytime i see this, it reminds me of a specific song?
@bostontowny4life744
Жыл бұрын
@@srtkidd “we’ll that’s a new one” had me hootin n hollerin
@Monkeybombfromcod
Жыл бұрын
Hola james
@heroboo4418
19 күн бұрын
Austin: "jokes on you I'm not at my house, I'm at the Rockstar HQ with tons of improvised explosives"
@NamE21179
Жыл бұрын
The guy whose personal info just got leaked: "What the fu-" Edit: LETS GOOOO IM FAMOUS
@DRAGONFLAIR2008
Жыл бұрын
Your lifes ovet
@juanguilherme4609
Жыл бұрын
That Guy be like: yea, FUC-
@DRAGONFLAIR2008
Жыл бұрын
@@Dr_Corp run
@tavitolopez9419
Жыл бұрын
Metro Atlanta is crazy
@sean4thought
Жыл бұрын
@@Dr_Corp same
@kapresenpai
10 ай бұрын
"Your name is Austin but you certainly have no Power to prevent what's about to happen." edit: why did this blow up like-🙂
@chaseginise8968
10 ай бұрын
Do I detect an Austin Powers fan?
@sun5et956
10 ай бұрын
This one was good lmao
@louism.3435
10 ай бұрын
Austin Powers
@friztimelyne0512
9 ай бұрын
666, perfect
@chaseginise8968
9 ай бұрын
@@friztimelyne0512 Unfortunately, not anymore 😔
@haydenhey3675
6 ай бұрын
We laugh but Boeing JUST did this to their whistleblower..
@Sublime_1
3 ай бұрын
Two times, right? Pretty sure there were two occasions in month or two.
@Valstein0
3 ай бұрын
Never forget: Boeing is not a plane company. They are a war company.
@xic4589
3 ай бұрын
@@Sublime_1 Yeah the killed 2 people within a month
@imadetheuniverse4fun
3 ай бұрын
@@xic4589source on them being killed by Boeing hitmen?
@sumboredazn
3 ай бұрын
@@imadetheuniverse4fun i think it was that one of them was found in a parking garage in his car with bullet wounds to the back of the head or something
@NapoleonDiBonaparte
2 ай бұрын
"AND THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD USE NORD VPN-"
@DBSMGZon36
4 ай бұрын
You know it's actually MORE THAN OVER when he says both "Good luck" and "God bless"
@proceedproceed7494
2 ай бұрын
Reply if you love bbc
@RFrappuccino
2 ай бұрын
@@proceedproceed7494you make me disappointed for the future of humanity
@Pixel_craft-2
2 ай бұрын
@@RFrappuccino oh humanity is already ruined
@k-cg4is
Ай бұрын
@@proceedproceed7494 never open your mouth again
@Skagsmasher69
Ай бұрын
@@proceedproceed7494every time you speak text or perform any form of communication you prove you are a mistake to your parents
@foggyman6076
Жыл бұрын
Bros life was taken apart like goddamn Lego set in phone call💀
@HOLYCHICKENDR0ODLE
Жыл бұрын
pleh rof smaercs dna seirc elttil rieht raeh ot slrig elttil epar ot evol!!😂👌
@foggyman6076
Жыл бұрын
And here’s my dumbass thinking that was another lauguange going to a fucking translator. Also please say that’s a joke!
@HOLYCHICKENDR0ODLE
Жыл бұрын
@@foggyman6076 relax it's just a joke I ain't a bot🤨
@@HenryFabianGT a "kid" leaked gta and once they found out they gave him life in a mental ward. Quickly too.
@HenryFabianGT
8 ай бұрын
Messed up man... But no wonder. They're much more than a game company now, almost as much influential as the government itself.
@0Tony1
8 ай бұрын
@@HenryFabianGT life for leaking a game? Not even pedos get life in prison
@Shy....
8 ай бұрын
@@0Tony1the judge said in a mental hospital until he's done with hacking. But the kid said that if he got out he'd do it again, so he's gonna be in there until he stops thinking about hacking but because he likes doing it he won't make it out.
@aayanguitarplayer3863
16 күн бұрын
Rockstar: I can’t believe I guessed his mothers name
@oaa28
Жыл бұрын
bro shoulda said “you forget a thousand things everyday, make sure this is one of them” 💀
@deleteduser616
11 ай бұрын
💀
@JaymieTanvis
11 ай бұрын
No he shouldn't of
@oaa28
11 ай бұрын
@@JaymieTanvis alr lol
@itbebkm
10 ай бұрын
@@JaymieTanvis you ruined the joke
@JaymieTanvis
10 ай бұрын
@@itbebkm it wasn't funny
@DmitriMatveyevMC
6 ай бұрын
Trevor, Michael, and Franklin are the assasins coming 💀 "Youre lifes over Austin💀" "Youre allergic to shellfish 💀" "You aint a person anymore"
@DanyBayet-kb3zj
5 ай бұрын
If only Sony did the same.
@MostInterestingChannel
5 ай бұрын
505th like!
@sierra2441
5 ай бұрын
690th like.
@Evifroureehrt
4 ай бұрын
And they’re all riding oppressor mk2s, that’s why they can get there in 10 seconds
@Dara-ih6jq
4 ай бұрын
Rockstar might make games, but they don’t play around.
@muffinman5741
Жыл бұрын
Rockstar: I hired the two best Hitmen west of the mississipi
@WxTank
Жыл бұрын
As a Mississippian I can confirm the hitmen west of the Mississippi are badass.
@WillockFlame
Жыл бұрын
@Jenny Faggorette sounds like a 90's nick cage movie 😅
@drastics4394
Жыл бұрын
this is an absolutely incredible reference
@Goblin10532
Жыл бұрын
@@WillockFlame you dont know what breaking bad is?
@discord-chan8108
Жыл бұрын
Breaking bad more like breaking down lmao
@turntablesgaming2016
Ай бұрын
Imagine the guy who has that social security number is watching this
@lemonzest8650
Жыл бұрын
Hacker: "I want three million" Rockstar: "Understood." **sends three hitmen worth 1 million each**
@ricardospirea471
Жыл бұрын
That's insane!😂
@Thunder_playz
Жыл бұрын
I bet these hitman are professional 😂😂
@MisterPoll
Жыл бұрын
Rockstar after receiving threats Michael, Franklin, Trevor: Allow us to introduce ourselves
@6karnex9
Жыл бұрын
Worst thing I read today, thanks!
@Plsrateeight
Жыл бұрын
@@6karnex9Oh yeah, two likes versus nearly 500 I do believe what you typed might have been the worst thing people read today.
@6karnex9
Жыл бұрын
@@Plsrateeight I said "I" not "everybody" smartass. The fact that a bunch of ten year olds liked it doesn't mean I should like it too. Now please go learn and about subjective opinions and don't make the same mistake again
@MASSKA
Жыл бұрын
@@Plsrateeight Most useless roast I've ever seen in my life (for real)
@soumendrachanda8981
Жыл бұрын
@@MASSKA why reply then?
@Huhh.........
Жыл бұрын
"Rockstar is a multi-billion dollar company. Watchu think was gonna happen?" Austin: "keheuh" 😭 💀💀
@spy7064
Жыл бұрын
956 likes.. 0 coment 😭
@Huhh.........
Жыл бұрын
@@spy7064 *SADGE SOUNDS INTENSIFIES*
@TheyDoBeDyin
Жыл бұрын
999th like bro
@Huhh.........
Жыл бұрын
@@TheyDoBeDyin is it a good thing because I'm not receiving notifications of every like cuz it's 11:47 pm or a bad thing cuz I'm not seeing my likes go up?
@TheyDoBeDyin
Жыл бұрын
@@Huhh......... both
@TimTurner-e2m
Ай бұрын
Hes scattered legos now
@SCP-106
6 ай бұрын
alternate title: If a 4chan user worked for rockstar games.
@kirasan2911
4 ай бұрын
frrrrrr
@joshuarobertson3040
4 ай бұрын
That's a dangerous person right there
@chadpinas1373
4 ай бұрын
Impossible Hes too fat to go outside and apply
@hubstaa420
4 ай бұрын
you mean doxbins owner?
@IdkIJustWannaMakeThisLongAsf
3 ай бұрын
@@hubstaa4204chan, they can go from making an old man have an amazing birthday to getting an airstrike called
@Generic_meme_uploader
Жыл бұрын
Bro called lester 💀
@Incubator052
Жыл бұрын
Whole ass merryweather
@RuminatingKiwi927
2 жыл бұрын
"Rockstar's a multi-billion dollar company. Watchu think was gonna happen?" Damn, that's actually a sharp point.
@mylastsong18-student
Жыл бұрын
dam you right😂😂😂
@jms7726
20 күн бұрын
This dude colder than Doc Holiday
@a.lateralus5840
Жыл бұрын
Bro’s life was destroyed faster than a shop in France’s riots 💀
@redditor767
Жыл бұрын
Hail Napoleon!
@desperate.hansss
11 ай бұрын
Bro I'm French it's completely true asf 💀
@baked_chips_
11 ай бұрын
how? does that have to do with the riots@@redditor767
@Osceeygcbkkjgdd
11 ай бұрын
Cringe
@Osceeygcbkkjgdd
11 ай бұрын
Cringe
@RealCanadianVR
11 ай бұрын
Blud really said “Current objective: Survive”
@thefallenuchiha.4940
9 ай бұрын
3 minutes, 5 seconds later: mission failed
@unscinfinity3337
9 ай бұрын
The Halo x Gta crossover w didn't need 💀💀
@agustinafitriyanti1104
9 ай бұрын
@@thefallenuchiha.4940better luck next time
@yuellisonsantos5914
Жыл бұрын
"What'tchu think was gonna happen?"💀
@1TSSme
Жыл бұрын
over 420 likes but no comments let me change that
@GarienAries
Жыл бұрын
Pika pika Kentucky acc 😂
@greatenyenabo4868
2 ай бұрын
Bro cooked and smoked him at the same time
@davidbrown-vd5wo
Жыл бұрын
"We've got a burn notice on you, youre blacklisted"
@diceLibrarian
Жыл бұрын
When you're burned, you've got nothing. No cash, No credit, No job history. and you're stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in "Where am I?" "Miami"
@davidbrown-vd5wo
Жыл бұрын
@@diceLibrarian You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you
@krazytruth6896
Жыл бұрын
I'm truly glad to know that it wasn't a fever dream. Man I miss that show.
@anarchybreed
Жыл бұрын
@@davidbrown-vd5wo A trigger happy ex-girlfriend???
@davidbrown-vd5wo
11 ай бұрын
@@anarchybreedan old friend that used to report on you to the FBI
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