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@miraitan
3 ай бұрын
I never thought I’d say this but with you, I’m actually here for the sponsors! Product placement done right!
@anima7or
3 ай бұрын
THE STYLE OF YOUR VIDEOS, MWAH, PERFECT ❤
@anima7or
3 ай бұрын
KEEP UP WITH THE GOOD WORK!!! 🔥🔥🔥 ❤❤❤
@Sinekyre14
3 ай бұрын
One mistake: NO ONE was that jacked in the 80's.
@dazx352
3 ай бұрын
Is the promo code still valid after 40 years?
@jamlpe
3 ай бұрын
I just realized that the girl was reading To Kill A Mocking Bird, which is about a woman who falsely accuses a man of sexually assaulting her, ending up with the man dying/going to jail or something, and in the video its basically the same lol 👍
@williamrosenbloom215
Ай бұрын
Love that. Favorite comment so far.
@chain-wallet
Ай бұрын
oh, i thought it was about dinosaurs. lame
@greenlitlleman
Ай бұрын
The world has progressed a lot since then, now you don't have to be black to be falsely accused and charged as guilty without evidence, it's equality between races for you!
@saqi3586
Ай бұрын
No, it's about dinosaurs
@valaya.3
Ай бұрын
It was a long time ago that I read that for school so I didn't remember any of the plot. Thanks for pointing that out! Makes the video better
@Fr0gg0
3 ай бұрын
Woah, thanks for the warning. I will never approach women again.
@PessimistPirate
3 ай бұрын
That’s my MO!
@Fr0gg0
3 ай бұрын
@@TotallyFknAliens And that's when you know you've made the right decision. Great to hear!
@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307
3 ай бұрын
The only way this could have gone worse was if he stared dating her, AHHH here comes one of my wives!
@ButterscotchMcBean1995
3 ай бұрын
Same here.
@n9ne
3 ай бұрын
you need a time machine women don't exist anymore
@ScurryReb61
3 ай бұрын
“did you hear about the genocide on the news?” “sure did” 😂😂
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
3 ай бұрын
Historically, there actually was a genocide of Kashmiri Hindus by Insurgents by 1989, which this video is supposedly set in.
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
3 ай бұрын
You gotta be fucking kidding me. I only chimed in with a historic fact that there was a Genocide of Kashmiris back in ‘89. I’m gonna fucking spam this until big brother hops off my dick and stops shadow banning these comments.
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
3 ай бұрын
Fun fact: there was a genocide back in 89 of Kashmiri Hindus!
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
3 ай бұрын
Fun fact: there was a genocide back in 89 of Kashmiri Hindus!
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
3 ай бұрын
Hopefully Big Brother doesn’t silence me.
@TheDeathclawhunter
3 ай бұрын
Been married for 15 years but after seeing this, I quickly got in my car and disappeared before the worst could happen. Thanks skycorp!!
@LukaSchoone-sd1wn
3 ай бұрын
Luckily, you got out on time!
@arroeducarlion4990
3 ай бұрын
Daddy! You said you were just going to get milk 😭
@noahheninger
3 ай бұрын
It isn't too late to run.
@HonsHon
3 ай бұрын
Whew. While you didn't dodge the bullet, you pulled that sucker out.
@khhv1900
2 ай бұрын
Anyways we have our modern family laws sooo, you are so ......... I can't put the word because Jewtube autodeletes my comment
@jabble__
3 ай бұрын
As a woman, I’d say you’ve scared me away from approaching myself. Thank you, SkyCorp!
@CuzCuzBoy69
3 ай бұрын
how far can you squirt
@phieyl7105
2 ай бұрын
So do you like genocides?
@Xx_SuperPenis_xX
Ай бұрын
Say did you hear about the genocide on the news today?
@dillanikobe495
Ай бұрын
😂
@skycorphomevideo
3 ай бұрын
I love making these videos with actors, but I've got more Smithers videos on the way. CUSTOMER SATISFACTION GUARANTEED.
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
3 ай бұрын
*Slave Dissatification
@totallynothatguy1698
3 ай бұрын
Phew. This PSA has made me wary of anyone trying to approach a woman, but I know Smithers would never do such a thing. He knows premarital dating is a sin.
@tjw8t1
3 ай бұрын
You've been away for some time, but I know that it's a full time job to love all the big booty bitches 😁
@MirceaKitsune
3 ай бұрын
Lovely to hear: I love all your videos, but without the warm touch of Smithers psychopathy it's just not the same.
@mas9493
3 ай бұрын
Smithers O'Neil is the best!
@reggiep75
3 ай бұрын
I'm never going to speak to women again... not even my daughter.
@cebfromthestreetsoftorn2886
3 ай бұрын
Protip: If you need an out, can go buy milk or cigarettes. Stay safe bud.
@BarnabyJones07
3 ай бұрын
Your daughter sounds like Polly at age 6
@LennyMiller739
3 ай бұрын
I can't believe you would do that to your daughter
@kevinkerwin4118
3 ай бұрын
Best to play it safe
@bunnieskitties293
3 ай бұрын
if your child wanted to be spoken to, they would have been born with two different chromosomes. Amateur mistake, maybe their mother can explain how wrong they were at character selection irl. If she can figure it out without you ever speaking to her again, of course.
@windestruct
3 ай бұрын
He approaced a woman. Rookie mistake there.
@dantecontreras887
3 ай бұрын
Wrong decision, Mark!
@NigelMontezuma
3 ай бұрын
THE REAL ROOKIE MISTAKES WERE THE FAKE NEWS REPORT, THE IMPERSONATION OF AN OFFICER, THE FALSIFICATION OF THE EVIDENCE, AND THE MURDER OF A MAN!
@injectablebacon1891
3 ай бұрын
As a gay man, I don't need to approach a wooomen
@Dave_Parrott
3 ай бұрын
He sure did!
@SynoPTL
3 ай бұрын
@@injectablebacon1891 *approace
@MundaneMuser
3 ай бұрын
"Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform?"
@Cass-cy6kg
25 күн бұрын
😂😂😂❤
@Jacco1990
24 күн бұрын
Gold
@ssssssssssssssssss50
19 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nooneofconsequence1586
18 күн бұрын
"It sure does." 😴
@edwest2263
10 күн бұрын
@@nooneofconsequence1586 Giggity
@tragickingdom69
3 ай бұрын
This happened to me last week. I survived all 30 rounds, then bribed the police guarding me at the hospital. They then transported me to a cargo ship to take me into international waters. I just wonder if Polly will reconsider...
@ironhell813
3 ай бұрын
About what it takes to be done with such.
@crediblehulk420
3 ай бұрын
Is this a Jason Bourne movie?
@GuPKay
2 ай бұрын
All 30 rounds? What woman carries a gun with a 30 round mag?? Typically they carry 60!
@Etx-z9
3 ай бұрын
That sponsorship was more unexpected than that genocide on the news.
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
3 ай бұрын
The Kashmiri Hindu Genocide… bro chose 1989 for a reason.
@georgeoldsterd8994
3 ай бұрын
What was it? My ad blocker skipped it. 😁
@insignific_nt
3 ай бұрын
It sure was.
@DanielLarkins-x9h
3 ай бұрын
Reminds me of that tragedy
@WHALEx3
3 ай бұрын
Unexpected? Palestine has entered the chat
@RCAvhstape
3 ай бұрын
This girl may be tough, but she hasn't gone up against the mighty Smithers O'Neil yet. Just a few years later in the 90s, she'll make the mistake of crossing him online, and that'll be it for her.
@Krushak8888
3 ай бұрын
I think they would try to outdo each other and then probably have angry sex xD
@ironhell813
3 ай бұрын
Plot twist: it’s his sister
@OnyeNacho
3 ай бұрын
She ain't tough. She's the biggest coward ever.
@crediblehulk420
3 ай бұрын
That's actually a pretty solid idea for a skit! lol
@artenitalewis1541
3 ай бұрын
THE LOOOOOOOOOOORE
@TheNewRobotMaster
3 ай бұрын
Man he fell for the oldest trick in the book
@randomsimpson
3 ай бұрын
"Yes" Should have seen it coming.
@gunslingergirl2579
3 ай бұрын
Literally, in Genesis.
@tongpoo8985
20 күн бұрын
CLASSIC
@life_seeker6102
21 күн бұрын
1989: The worst that can happen is that she says no. 2024: The worst that can happen is that you are arrested and charged with harassment
@SaraGabrielaAlexandre
15 күн бұрын
😂❤
@PraveenSrJ01
15 күн бұрын
The worst she can say is no even in 2024. I have been rejected 🙅 several times in high school 🏫 and college
@Trancepticon
3 ай бұрын
*phew* Lucky me! I asked a girl out yesterday--didn't get a number. She just pepper sprayed me. Thanks for the PSA! 👍
@No_True_Scotsman
3 ай бұрын
Delicious capsaicin
@MaztRPwn
2 ай бұрын
Sounds like you really dodged a bullet there friend. 👍 Lmao
@Itsdasummer32
2 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@brittneyraeallday
3 ай бұрын
He was literally about to do something so creepy I had to report him!
@maksyma
3 ай бұрын
Sure did
@saschaberger3212
3 ай бұрын
Typical modern girl
@ariannasv22
3 ай бұрын
He glanced in her general direction that's enough for a restraining order
@happydawg2663
3 ай бұрын
What if he's a redditor though, with an expensive deck of pokemon cards
@phen-themoogle7651
3 ай бұрын
Nice acting! (unless video was real and it wasn't acting)
@xannyfeel
3 ай бұрын
You can tell it's a modern video because of the bench made in hostile architecture.
@KarimY-119
3 ай бұрын
good catch
@DienerNoUta
3 ай бұрын
"hostile"
@xannyfeel
3 ай бұрын
@@DienerNoUta that is how they call, the architecture that big towns make to avoid hobos and homeless people.
@MirceaKitsune
3 ай бұрын
Also because everything in this video wouldn't happen in the 90's but would absolutely happen in 2024.
@HonsHon
3 ай бұрын
@MirceaKitsune I feel like this channel is more for making it feel like an 80s/90s/2000s video, but actually doing it on modern things. That is my view anyway I am possibly just as full of shit as anyone else who is just a viewer though.
@butteryfriedwizard2219
3 ай бұрын
"Dressing up as a dinosaur." She doesn't know he's an absolute chad.
@TotallyARussian
3 ай бұрын
a scalie?
@ronlacker326
Ай бұрын
She does know he is white, though. And that is what matters most
@eudacye709
22 күн бұрын
@@ronlacker326is that racism ?
@ronlacker326
22 күн бұрын
@@eudacye709 Nah. Its natural and beautiful. Now go cry about it.
@CrayonMechant
Ай бұрын
In high-school I asked a girl out and she started crying. She said "I'm so ugly you thought you had a chance!", then left running. But the worst she can say is "no"...
@Grizzlywer
Ай бұрын
oooooooooooof
@hoppspross2837
28 күн бұрын
wow you didnt even made that up, its just a f****** meme
@joshr8666
19 күн бұрын
Nope definitely not the worst
@justachu5521
3 ай бұрын
poor polly. imagine being talked to by somebody in a bench. truely horrible.
@V742
3 ай бұрын
Indeed. The only bench men like Melvin should be approaching is in a courtroom.
@toweypat
2 ай бұрын
He didn't even ask if he could talk to her before talking to her!
@mike.1
26 күн бұрын
Well statistically 9 out of 10 men are creeps so she acted well
@greatzombieron
3 ай бұрын
at least she had great audio quality on her new Swatchphone (tm).
@_RGR_
3 ай бұрын
Damnit I was about to say the same thing
@nickporter9264
3 ай бұрын
The sound quality is amazing; you can hear his gargled last words so clearly.
@NigelMontezuma
3 ай бұрын
IN WHICH DIRECTION?! THROUGH THE MIC OR THE SPEAKER OF THAT TWIN PHONE?!
@Antnj81
3 ай бұрын
@@_RGR_I was going to make a Swatch phone reference exactly the same as the OP and then when I saw that he had already made one, I was going to make the same comment as you saying how you were going to post the same thing.
@JoeBob79569
3 ай бұрын
"The worst she can say is no?" To be fair "No!" is terrifying enough to put a lot of people off.. 🤣
@arthurrubents
3 ай бұрын
It sure is lol.
@TexMeta
3 ай бұрын
Saw a guy say his crush said "Id actually rather kill myself."
@arthurrubents
3 ай бұрын
@@TexMeta Brutal.
@JoeBob79569
3 ай бұрын
@@TexMeta Jesus Christ, that's how serial killers are made..
@gunslingergirl2579
3 ай бұрын
@@JoeBob79569"You wanted to die anyway, Polly!" 😈
@nonubusiness
3 ай бұрын
I used to be only nervous about approaching women. Now I'm truly terrified. Thanks, skycorp for changing my life.
@julianfarkas3203
Ай бұрын
If you want to ruin your life then don't approach women
@julianfarkas3203
Ай бұрын
Normally it makes fun and mostly happens good things
@AtheistPirate
3 ай бұрын
This is why I only go outside during designated skulking hours.
@ferrety1
25 күн бұрын
“The worst she can say is no” Some guy asked a girl out at my school and the girl almost puked in front of everyone.
@maxmach4361
3 ай бұрын
"How to discourage people from talking to other hooman beings ever again"
@haythamkenway1561
3 ай бұрын
wait. are women human beings?
@NinuRenee
3 ай бұрын
@@haythamkenway1561 the psycho portrayed in the video clearly isnt
@winterblake3321
Ай бұрын
@@haythamkenway1561 huh? learn something new about yourself everyday i guess!
@SashaFujiwara
6 күн бұрын
Internet bedroom weirdos are the best at this
@Itsdasummer32
2 күн бұрын
Especially ones of the opposite sex 💀
@1994CPK
3 ай бұрын
"dont approach women" Thats been my status quo for 29 years.
@robitoughin9541
3 ай бұрын
wow one more year till you become a mage
@khhv1900
3 ай бұрын
and for the 99% of males in the world
@MAbrown3
3 ай бұрын
Man fk that. Now I want to approach women just because they said not to
@hossdelgado626
10 күн бұрын
Same, though it's cause I'm gay, so we aren't the same
@rockerdax
3 ай бұрын
I do agree though that To Kill A Mockingbird would’ve been improved greatly by more dinosaurs.
@BladedEdge
3 ай бұрын
All the weird incels coming out and unironically outing themselves as actual twisted creeps in these comments, but this comment at least got the real lesson.
@rockerdax
3 ай бұрын
@@BladedEdge to be fair, I am a weird incel too. Lol
@ironhell813
3 ай бұрын
Considering the movie, you’d think it had enough dinosaurs in the courtroom, zing!
@dobridjordje
3 ай бұрын
@@rockerdaxDitch the inceldom, embrace the full Chad
@u.v.s.5583
3 ай бұрын
Dinosaurs are lame. Dragons, though....
@adrian_veidt
3 ай бұрын
She can clearly hear his screams, begging for his life and getting gunned down *WITH HER NEW SWATCH PHONE*
@ordenax
Ай бұрын
First rule of asking a girl out. Never ask a girl out if she hasn't shown clear interest. Works for me.
@shrekiscool4743
Ай бұрын
Wtf do you mean by "clear interest" because I've known girls who have been interested in me and I had no fucking clue
@user-bs1qr9ro6x
27 күн бұрын
Simply means you were not interested in her. Try flirting a bit to test the waters. Play fighting (IF SHE'S COMFORTABLE AND YOU ARE AT THAT LEVEL) is my go to. However, nothing is guaranteed and you will be taking a risk; you can still misread the signals. In which case, you apologize and move on. Never think that someone HAS to like you just cuz 'xyz' occurred.
@ordenax
27 күн бұрын
@@shrekiscool4743 That's ok. A clear interest would be, going out of the way, to talk to you, about banal things. Laughing at jokes that you know aren't THAT funny. Touching you, briefly, with some excuse or another. Ofcourse, you have to be on the lookout for them. Don't run after a girl,/woman who just briefly smiled at you, or stares at you. I just smile back and move on. And see whether she approaches or not. It's hundred times safer for a girl to be wrong about a guy, and his presumed attraction than the other way round, in the modern society. Also, you do have to be warm yourself, to show you too have interests.
@cricketsamsunga116
27 күн бұрын
@@shrekiscool4743 Don't fall for user-bs comments. She is a paid feminist here to fool you into something stupid so you can go to jail. Just ignore her comments completely.
@cristianpurcaru
11 күн бұрын
@@user-bs1qr9ro6x, bro, that's exactly what the girl in this video clip showed (expressed), after the dude flirted with her: nothing less than clear interest in him. @shrekiscool4743 asked that question in the context of watching this video and as a response to @ordenax who said, in the context of this video, that he is only responding to clear interest. So clearly @ordenax didn't mean to recommend others to act the same way the dude in the video acted, in other words he clearly didn't recommend others to act as you suggested in your comment (your recommendation being absolutely valid outside the context of this video).
@kaidorade1317
3 ай бұрын
I am never approaching a woman again
@NigelMontezuma
3 ай бұрын
YOU ARE ALONE AND SAD FOREVER!!!
@rasnauf
3 ай бұрын
I am never approaching a woman -again-
@JacksonNick-j6i
3 ай бұрын
@@NigelMontezuma And you are in a relationship with someone who cheats on you. You are not alone and sad forever.
@HonsHon
3 ай бұрын
@@JacksonNick-j6i Not if you cheat on yourself
@MAbrown3
3 ай бұрын
@@JacksonNick-j6i lmao did you just call him a cuck 😂
@slacknhash
3 ай бұрын
And she heard his beautiful suffering in perfect clarity. ... on her new Swatch phone!
@NigelMontezuma
Ай бұрын
TwinPhone
@shaider1982
3 ай бұрын
The girl is Smither O'Neil's sinister level.
@fuzonzord9301
3 ай бұрын
Exactly.
@PuyolsHonor
3 ай бұрын
She sure is
@theopenrift
3 ай бұрын
The perfect match
@ironhell813
3 ай бұрын
It’s his sister Polly o Neil
@khhv1900
3 ай бұрын
she is Smither O' Neil's sister
@caigetompkins3759
11 күн бұрын
That went from 1989 to 2024 in the blink of an eye. 😂😂😂
@DarkAkuma
Ай бұрын
Pretty believable that this was 1989. What gave it away isn't the YT sponsor promo in the middle, but the fact that the ending felt MUCH more like 2024 then 1989.
@Somethinorother.
3 ай бұрын
ThI ending certainly caught me off guard, but I will remember to never talk to women. Thank you SkyCorp!
@noahheninger
3 ай бұрын
How many lives will this video save, I wonder.
@NigelMontezuma
Ай бұрын
THEY WANT TO MAKE YOU GAY WHICH IS RICH COMING FROM AN ANTI-LGBT COMAPANY
@Ivri616
3 ай бұрын
"The worst she can say" is such an obvious jinx I'm surprised anyone ever took it seriously.
@Loggodover
3 ай бұрын
Over text "Lmfaooooo"
@SashaFujiwara
6 күн бұрын
You are so wise with your rich bedroom experience man
@fjordling
3 ай бұрын
That was shockingly well filmed for a 80s dating tutorial, you could really see the terror in Melvin's face when he realised that he has made the mistake of approaching a woman. Great video!
@MnemoLogic
3 ай бұрын
0:41 There‘s a cute little animal on the stone in the bottom left for a second!
@mynameisben123
29 күн бұрын
Nice!
@NotBruceWayne100
11 күн бұрын
There sure is.
@f7supercereal
3 ай бұрын
Polly could hear the last gurgling breaths of Melvin's pathetic life, thanks to her brand new Swatch phone.
@jeank5365
3 ай бұрын
Finally somebody noticed it
@francisjo3
3 ай бұрын
I live for SkyCorp, and SkyCorp only
@PlasticPellets
3 ай бұрын
I want to be your servant for the rest of your life
@babblingalong7689
Ай бұрын
Glad you're part of our family.
@goviie
3 ай бұрын
Love the actors work here
@skycorphomevideo
3 ай бұрын
They are phenomenal!
@90Cmart
3 ай бұрын
“Do you like - cumming - to this park? 😬” “I sure do 😏”
@TheRealNormanBates
3 ай бұрын
... actors?
@Solonas-gv8ib
2 ай бұрын
What actors this is not a play it is a documentary
@skwaab
3 ай бұрын
That motto at the end is literally my thought process when it comes to approaching women. Too real.
@mirroredchaos
Ай бұрын
"the worst she can say is no" woman: proceeds to talk to guy over the phone, friend zoning him for months keeping his hopes tied to a small string before finally rejecting him when she finds out he has nothing valuable to exploit.
@AlexandraSpeaks
Ай бұрын
I can't imagine why women wouldn't want to talk to you
@mirroredchaos
Ай бұрын
@@AlexandraSpeaks care to explain further?
@blueforce9269
Ай бұрын
@@AlexandraSpeaksI need you to explain!
@DeezNuggz
14 күн бұрын
@@AlexandraSpeaksroasty
@comicipedia
12 күн бұрын
You don't get friend zoned if you're honest and clear about your intentions. If you get friend zoned you have accept responsibility for that, you acted like her friend.
@roseforeuropa
3 ай бұрын
This has got to be up there with other masterpieces like the "Banned Magnavox Commercial" and the videos on how to use the internet. The transition to the sponsor, and to the various play tracks toward the end was so smooth. Great beats at the very end as well.
@skycorphomevideo
3 ай бұрын
Banned magnavox is one of my personal favorites thanks a bunch. Customer satisfaction GUARANTEED.
@H3llKeeper1
3 ай бұрын
@@skycorphomevideo Customer satisfaction at all costs
@PessimistPirate
3 ай бұрын
At least she exposed her daddy issues in the ad. That might be a red flag, gentlemen.
@ironhell813
3 ай бұрын
That’s ok, she wonders why he’s still single when he clearly wants to marry his own mother 🤮
@SophiesWorld2024
3 ай бұрын
But she's so hot you would still try anyway, right?
@winterblake3321
Ай бұрын
more of a redflag about the father who left his daughter than the daughter herself really! especially if she was only 6, my my poor thing
@anima7or
3 ай бұрын
5:55 "DONT APROACH WOMAN!"
@HonsHon
3 ай бұрын
Edit button exists
@FeeshUnofficial
3 ай бұрын
You know, this is actually a great PSA for internet users
@AnEphemeralCollation
3 ай бұрын
This happened to my buddy Melvin.
@theserpent8667
19 күн бұрын
The funny thing is that not only did the man do nothing wrong, but the woman recorded him without his consent, which is illegal.
@623-x7b
3 ай бұрын
Legit approached a woman yesterday for the first time in years because she was sitting suspiciously in a truck parked on the lawn outside my house to ask her why she was there. I'm still alive but I have battle scars and PTSD
@audiho
3 ай бұрын
How do you avoid all women for years??
@thindieselxl4132
3 ай бұрын
Same thing happened to me in 1989! I ended up doing 25 years at Rikers. I appreciate Skycorp doing this PSA to help out anyone who even thinks about approaching a woman!
@anonimanonim2710
3 ай бұрын
So you either get a date or get killed. That's a win-win situation right there!🤣🤣🤣
@colemcgrath2619
3 ай бұрын
This is a very modern dating video WITH an 80s veneer
@skycorphomevideo
3 ай бұрын
;)
@Uarehere
29 күн бұрын
I am most impressed by the hairstyles and clothing they managed to replicate!
@FalconRS
3 ай бұрын
Oh, now the serial killer training tape makes sense.
@NigelMontezuma
3 ай бұрын
NO IT DOESN'T!
@NigelMontezuma
3 ай бұрын
NOTHING DOES!
@onryu
3 ай бұрын
lmao, I was expecting a "Eww" or "Gross" but not the setup lol
@georgeoldsterd8994
3 ай бұрын
I was expecting an 'ewww', followed by a crazy rant or something 😁
@perezident14
3 ай бұрын
I think my wife I playing the long game. It’s only a matter of time.
@TheNewRobotMaster
3 ай бұрын
She's going for the half of your stuff bonus
@BackupChannel-nq6fg
21 күн бұрын
This was way ahead of its time!
@liquilite1
3 ай бұрын
I almost approached a woman today, but thanks to SkyCorp, I remembered my training and didn't. I will remain pure FOREVER!
@oscarbp7618
3 ай бұрын
0:42 Instructions unclear now I have 10 different restraining orders which I didn’t even know was possible
@Its_Stunt
3 ай бұрын
Rizzstraining orders
@MirceaKitsune
3 ай бұрын
Inaccurate: No one would consider you a creep for being shy and asking a girl out then get the police to shoot you... in the 90's, today in 2024 absolutely!
@phen-themoogle7651
3 ай бұрын
But the video says in the 80s, I was born in 86 and the first girl I asked out was when I was either 7 or 10 years old, I don't remember but that's early 90s and I remember she thought I was gross (aka a creep), I was always shy too. Haven't asked out anyone since 2014 or before, scared that this kind of thing would happen tbh, it's easier to get more socially awkward with age (/isolation)
@Absolynth
3 ай бұрын
NOT EVEN ONCE
@re1ncar
Ай бұрын
“AM I THAT UGLY TO MAKE YOU THINK YOU HAD A CHANCE WITH ME?”
@TheUnknownD
23 күн бұрын
These ad's in the video itself is so creative, I love this style!
@ominousmuffins
3 ай бұрын
The subtitles were great. 1:43 😂 Glad I watched with the cc on.
@AAJJ1223
Ай бұрын
The 1% of us who know
@tdata545
3 ай бұрын
I agree, too much Boo Radley and not enough Dinosaurs in To Kill A Mockingbird. Why couldn't Jem be a Pterodactyl? Also a Stegosaurus wouldn't break his arm.
@TheGreatHuman
3 ай бұрын
She can’t say no if she can’t say anything!! Pro hack!
@prodby.gyxrms
3 ай бұрын
This truly has been a deepwoken..
@ThaDutchDK1989
3 ай бұрын
That’s how Gary ridgeway taught ..
@DM-kl4em
3 ай бұрын
Ted Bundy thought that way too! His case was less surprising than Ridgway though. Bundy was a law student, and lawyers have a well-deserved reputation for screwing you after you're dead.
@peppers-pray
3 ай бұрын
i also attend satires for the puns one liners are a dying art
@Spectre6604
3 ай бұрын
Well, obviously you watched the last Tutorial as well. You're truly a man of culture
@Rafa8
3 ай бұрын
It's good to see Skycorp doing sponsor messages, means the channel is being noticed and they really deserve it.
@grant-rupe
3 ай бұрын
You can tell it’s a modern video because the To Kill A Mockingbird paperback cover is one of the newer ones
@Littlefighter1911
3 ай бұрын
Not by the Holzkern ad in the middle of it?
@razeezar
Ай бұрын
Also, in reality if white middle class people were saying the word dope in the 80's, it was either attributing to a dumb person, or to drugs.
@USERNAME1-x5u
3 ай бұрын
"California Parks and rec. department" sounds about right...
@richards6431
3 ай бұрын
As a Californian I approve of this comment.
@USERNAME1-x5u
3 ай бұрын
@richards6431 an honor
@xShinigamiRyukuux
3 ай бұрын
"Maybe I... could get your phone number? 🙂" " *Absolutely terrifying* "
@Jon-Rimmer
9 күн бұрын
“Number for your phone?”
@JK-xr4yp
Ай бұрын
Finally someone has illustrated the fallacy of the “the worst she can say is no” argument
@manper8041
2 ай бұрын
Love how you manage to transform my deepest and most outlandish fears into comedy skits. Another big W for skycorp!
@PeterMasalski93
3 ай бұрын
Ted Bundy: She can't say no if she's unconscious!
@ThaDutchDK1989
3 ай бұрын
Gary ridgeway : they can’t speak if the deed was good if they are dead
@StevieObieYT
3 ай бұрын
BTK: She can't run away if she's tied down.
@eidontkehr4081
3 ай бұрын
gaffa tape
@QoSwords
3 ай бұрын
Sensitive masculinity detected, must say something dominant in the chat
@georgelincolnrockwell6248
3 ай бұрын
Haha, classic 'Married with Children' scene!
@shiveringlights377
3 ай бұрын
This but unironically
@arthurrubents
3 ай бұрын
Totally.
@Kim-Yo-jong
3 ай бұрын
It's scary out here not gonna lie.
@RyanzinBR
29 күн бұрын
1:14 i felt that😂.
@emefcue
3 ай бұрын
The writing is BRILLIANT!! BRAVO 👏👏👏
@Lil_CarCrash
13 күн бұрын
We told a guy in high school the worst she can say is no and he went up to the girl while she was with her friends to ask her out and they all said ewww in unison and she told him ew no as well and to shoo 😅 that dude never talked to a female again. I’ll never forget that. Edit: omg i just finished the video, this is definitely worse😭
@pioneerx9066
3 ай бұрын
This is so relatable. Now I let the chloroform do the talking.
@QuincyKane
3 ай бұрын
Ugh, you do such a good job with these videos! Love 'em! Also, the way you implement sponsor segments continues to be flawless!
@madmaverick
3 ай бұрын
Polly didn't say "no"... oooooooh! I think she liiiiiikes youuuuuu!!! She even asked you to go with her to Guantanamo Bay. That's a beach date if I ever heard one!
@eliasg6813
25 күн бұрын
She is Prisonguard in Guantanamo bay
@Nigerosaurus420
22 күн бұрын
This is the most wholesome video by this channel.
@dreamdouble5764
3 күн бұрын
LOL, I had to give this a like! Great 80's effects and everything, and love how you just took the plot and ran with it! Also, coolest ad I've seen in a while.
@astrossarave
3 ай бұрын
Man, i like how this goes with How To Be a Serial Killer.
@The-Man-On-The-Mountain
3 ай бұрын
Unironically, this is the average dating experience nowadays. The only missing thing is her recording a tik tok video of her trauma.
@RT-.
3 ай бұрын
I disagree
@c1oudsky
3 ай бұрын
where the heck do you get that from? KZitem videos discussing tiktok scandals?
@BladedEdge
3 ай бұрын
If this is your average dating experience the problem is probably you.
@captainsober
3 ай бұрын
With how many times shit like this happens, I'm starting to wonder why men even bother with girls on instagram or tik tok. They be throwing out false *ape accusatations like crazy nowadays.
@LonSelOFF
3 ай бұрын
@@RT-. It's ok, you have a right to disagree with reality
@winneryeahmate
3 ай бұрын
That's where the Mastor Glove comes in
@ironhell813
3 ай бұрын
I feel if he used it he wouldn’t be in this mess…
@krky86
3 ай бұрын
0:18 did you catch the game last night? is it still hot out there? do you like hot fudge sundaes? aaalright!
@t-bone795
6 күн бұрын
Funny
@Keeko.8
29 күн бұрын
How the fuck you find a narrator that sounds EXACTLY like the voiceovers from the 80s and 90s?!! LOL
@mikef1125
3 ай бұрын
I miss Smithers O'Neil and his informative video tutorials.
@thefanfinfulo
3 ай бұрын
His arrest was extremely unfair, we truly live in a society. #FREEONEIL
@natalie2070
3 ай бұрын
@@thefanfinfulowhy wait for him to be freed? Smithers is savvy enough to show us how to break out of jail.
@NigelMontezuma
3 ай бұрын
GET OVER IT. And start watching tutorials that a c t u a l l y w o r k .
@ThaDutchDK1989
3 ай бұрын
That guy is the real genius on this channel
@HonsHon
3 ай бұрын
I like all their skits though. Happy to see this too
@u.v.s.5583
3 ай бұрын
The worst she can say isn't no. Don't approach women. 10/10
@PengwinGaming205
3 ай бұрын
Women: why dont men pick up our signs? This. This is the fear.
@JK150YT
3 ай бұрын
This has to be one of the most unexpected turns in any SkyCorp Videos like this one. I almost knew this was going to happen at the end.
@AllMotorNotch
Ай бұрын
3:50 date ideas: dress up as dinosaurs & fight 😂😂 i’m just hoping he crossed out fight when he realized he nailed it with dress up as dinosaurs & mini golf
@INGLINFILMproduction
3 ай бұрын
Ah....I was waiting for the twist and they did not disappoint 😂
@choppergirlfpv
3 ай бұрын
We just want a man who's an effectiveassassin. And puts the toilet seat down. Is that too much to ask? Think Boba Fett, Leon the Professional, Leon Czolgosz, Jan Kubis, Gavrilo Princip. Bring me the head of and one of my numerous enemies on a pike, and you're on my radar, Mister!!
@roachtoasties
3 ай бұрын
Make friendly conversations with park guests: "Did you see the big game last night?" "It's sure hot outside." "Let's get some lasagna. It's my favorite." "Did you see that big mess on the park restroom floor?" He wouldn't have ended up in jail if he worked as a carver at Old Country Buffet.
@ryant282a
Ай бұрын
"You like hot fudge sundaes? Alllllright."
@Ucold2play
6 күн бұрын
Bro: the worst she can say is no Girl: I’m 17
@YS_Production
10 күн бұрын
Honestly, this one is not even a skit, it's just real.
@USERNAME1-x5u
3 ай бұрын
It's too risky now...
@ironhell813
3 ай бұрын
Touch grass outside the us…
@USERNAME1-x5u
2 ай бұрын
@@ironhell813 Does The Bahamas, Bermuda, and Canada count?
@ironhell813
2 ай бұрын
@@USERNAME1-x5unope, go farther soldier.
@weeblordgaming6062
Ай бұрын
@@ironhell813instructions unclear, went to North Korea
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