Major thanks to the folks over at Paradox for sponsoring this one and a good few other vids lately :) Go check out the sale on a bunch of the strategy bundles they're running this weekend: rebrand.ly/StrategyWeekend Edit: I know it's a few promo vids in a row - we'll be back to a more balanced schedule soon with more on and off - been managing a bit more traffic than usual on the channel and it's thankfully led to some nice offers that ultimately give me more creative freedom in the long run. Just read over a few comments and addressing that - thanks folks :)
@PilsLord
3 жыл бұрын
Is there gonna be a new kenshi torso experience? maybe Torsarmy where you conquer the world with the Torso legion. Will the Torsaga continue?
@ambiguousamphibian
3 жыл бұрын
@Pils Lord Just saying "Torsarmy" you've awakened the muse
@ColinTimmins
3 жыл бұрын
It’s all good my AmbiguousAmphibian, all your videos are great!
@alwaysmonsters
3 жыл бұрын
Love your stuff man, keep it up. Glad you're gettin some more sponsors, keep them lights on.
@dorklymorkly3290
2 жыл бұрын
I'll eat glass before I support Paradox in any way, shape or form.
@paradoxinteractive
3 жыл бұрын
If you're an evil tyrant, and we sponsor you... does that make us evil? These are the questions that keep me up at night
@Skeletonizer1200
3 жыл бұрын
Mediamarketingbro, the publisher is always evil. In this case, it's the devs.
@ambiguousamphibian
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for being the memeiest :)
@seymour47
3 жыл бұрын
No no. You're just a SPONSOR of evil. It's at least one step removed from actual evil.
@ericbyo9472
3 жыл бұрын
It doesn't matter how much you discount it paradox, I'm still just gonna pirate the 10 million dlc that makes your games playable.
@ddunfuh9239
3 жыл бұрын
He’s not a tyrant , tyranny is subjective… to those who aren’t in prison or dead
@Kingsly9802
3 жыл бұрын
Probably bad CK3 ideas: Set literally every leader of every region to a baby and see who survives the baby battle royale.
@TPishek
3 жыл бұрын
Sooo the Lord of the Flies achievement from CK2?
@ABUBBA22
3 жыл бұрын
More like HBO reboot of boss baby
@hemartej
3 жыл бұрын
Baby royale*
@VladamireD
3 жыл бұрын
@@hemartej Baby royal Baby royale*
@74wf
2 жыл бұрын
@@VladamireD Royal Baby Battle Royale
@jean-charleschabrol390
3 жыл бұрын
i'm 99% sure this is just how you normally play CK3
@lesigh3410
2 жыл бұрын
Baby marriage included
@HeavyMetalAlicorn
2 жыл бұрын
There are other ways to play it?
@CRneu
Жыл бұрын
not enough incest.
@RandomHobo4
3 жыл бұрын
If you ever are feeling down and need a pick-me-up, just remember this quote. "Life is existential torture." -ambiguousamphibian 2021
@PresidentFunnyValentine
3 жыл бұрын
Pick me up? More like a put me down.
@a_very_burnt_steak
3 жыл бұрын
Well said.
@BeKoed
3 жыл бұрын
I prefer this quote from Xavier: Renegade Angel - "We are all just blips in a meaningless void of philosophical torture."
@PresidentFunnyValentine
3 жыл бұрын
@@BeKoed You mentioning that show has just caused me to physically age twenty years.
@aventurileluipetre
2 жыл бұрын
@@PresidentFunnyValentine r/whoooosh
@jakeking974
3 жыл бұрын
"EVIL, it's an acronym for-" Every Villain Is Lemons
@yourfriend8052
2 жыл бұрын
Lemons.
@jakemartin3126
2 жыл бұрын
THANK GOD SOMEONE ELSE SAW THIS HA HAAAAAAA
@MunchKING
2 жыл бұрын
Every Villian Is Lucid. It's the HEROES who are Delusional!!
@sirbill_greebi3811
2 жыл бұрын
this acronym makes me... ...LIVID...
@WublicIndecency
2 жыл бұрын
EEEEEEEVVVIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
@ag0nize1
3 жыл бұрын
AA every time i hear your voice a wave of serenity washes over me, PURE FECKIN BLISS, i am glad i found you.
@macejaso
3 жыл бұрын
This man could have went the asmr route and been a king
@jakeking974
3 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest, we could listen to this man have an existential crisis whilst simultaneously causing them in others, and we'd still listen. I know because we just did.
@thevilifyingforce
3 жыл бұрын
You should look up Stuart McLean from Canada. He was a story teller, and they have a similar tone. It's lovely.
@scotty2250
3 жыл бұрын
Wowzers
@neilz.
3 жыл бұрын
Zoinks
@MrEvilnastyman
3 жыл бұрын
i demand a playthrough with the goal of eating the pope
@7ylerD
3 жыл бұрын
Is this actually possible?
@alaric_
3 жыл бұрын
@@7ylerD Apparently so. You have to reform the religion you are part of to include Cannibalism and then capture the Pope. Although it seems Pope cannot be captured with siege, only during battle.
@7ylerD
3 жыл бұрын
@@alaric_ If he can be eaten, I wish to witness it.
@FamousCoozie
3 жыл бұрын
I second this.
@matthewwynn3025
3 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@Brendito1
3 жыл бұрын
I don’t have a pc, I can’t play the games you do so I love enjoying watching you play them, the commentary is top notch too 💖
@ambiguousamphibian
3 жыл бұрын
That's why I make these, my friend :)
@Brendito1
3 жыл бұрын
@@ambiguousamphibian I binge watched all your Project Zomboid videos, those were brilliant
@TH3RM4L
3 жыл бұрын
dont tell the sponsors this
@jip5889
3 жыл бұрын
Same here, lol I am investing in a gaming pc sometime soon though.
@Davidofthelost
2 жыл бұрын
It’s no Xbox game pass and on PlayStation now. I’m hoping to have the Custom Rulers will be out for Consoles soon. I want my immortal God Emperor who will unite Europe, Asia, and Africa before setting their glorious on the Americas to unite all of humanity under one Glorious Empire.
@Deodatus2
3 жыл бұрын
I literally lost it at "the serpent strikes at midnight hssss hssss" :D
@Taksination
3 жыл бұрын
Every Villain is Lemons!! Mermaid man, where are you
@Sweenus987
3 жыл бұрын
Being from a county that is mostly Ailech in the north-west of Ireland in this video, I really enjoyed this particular video XD
@ambiguousamphibian
3 жыл бұрын
Seems legit - I'm ethnically mostly Irish
@conmara6492
3 жыл бұрын
@@ambiguousamphibian my family were powerful lords in the region you started in and I regularly get to see the castles my ancestors made when I drive by, so it's funny seeing you play the King of Munster
@Sweenus987
3 жыл бұрын
@@ambiguousamphibian :O Honestly though, the Irish are practically like Genghis Khan at this point but we can drink loads at the cost of burning easily in the sun...
@fartloudYT
3 жыл бұрын
@@Sweenus987 ethically Irish then
@frankheninja1
2 жыл бұрын
@@conmara6492 your ancestors didn’t make anything. The peasants they brutalized did.
@WolfyFancyLads
2 жыл бұрын
"I bribed everyone in Ireland with $50" I feel like, if you do that now, Ireland would still act the same and join your plot. XD
@Jibbzz
3 жыл бұрын
This really broke down the steps I need to take to reach my goals of EVIL. Your 9 step process is easy to follow, and leads to true results! Just the program I was looking for. Thanks Ambiguous Amphibian!
@robertcurry389
3 жыл бұрын
This is the content I never knew I wanted, but have always needed. Thank you…
@infinimineyt9700
3 жыл бұрын
I could have sworn "EVIL" stood for "Every Villian is Lemons"
@c-5921
2 жыл бұрын
No it's Elderly Vagabonds Inherit Lumbago
@WublicIndecency
2 жыл бұрын
EEEEEEVVVIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL
@Grayedin
3 жыл бұрын
"So I renamed my dynasty the house of Squidward." I should really know better than to try to drink anything during one of your videos lmao
@ZomgRAWR93
3 жыл бұрын
"1000% Evil Tyrant Ruler" Damn, ya boi out here roleplaying Paradox Interactive management huh?
@futama8190
3 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does this video remind anyone of the Spongebob episode where there’s a man narrating the entirety of how to make a Krabby Patty and how perfect they are 😂😂 love ya AA keep it up you Evil..Evil Man! 😈
@Gabriel-oi1el
3 жыл бұрын
Your writing and narrator skills are out of this world... Would read any book written by you, poetry, fantasy, hard science. Anything. One of the best "communicators" i have seen, in any area, professional or not. In a more """"""primitive""""""""" society, you would unite all the group around a campfire to tell the stories. You are a legit Storyteller, bro, like few are capable
@operator8014
2 жыл бұрын
Even Voldemort Is Loved Remember to build a supportive empire before engaging in heists.
@prodrom
3 жыл бұрын
The piano music at 8:25 is gymnopedie by Eric Satie.
@radio.skeleton
3 жыл бұрын
If there's going to be an evil tyrant I'd want it to be AA so that at least I can hear those soothing tones as he orders my execution
@Bifocal_Burrito
3 жыл бұрын
You can’t fool me “Sally”! I know that Sally is short for Salizar, one of the most evil names!
@pervertedguysweare
3 жыл бұрын
-Krillin: What else do you call a group of namekians? a pod? a tribe? -Piccolo: A cornucopia. What do you call a group of humans? -Popo: an infestation.
@Ozziethecat
3 жыл бұрын
You're my favorite creator. I always get so excited anytime I see content come up in my feed from you. Thank you for waxing poetically and with whim about our modern Ennui
@maroon6315
3 жыл бұрын
Every AA video makes me want to rewatch the Spongebob Krusty Krab training video. Keep up the great content 💕
@TylerF
3 жыл бұрын
I love this guy's videos, he's one of the best creators on KZitem!
@wildfirefox1
3 жыл бұрын
While I was in the midst of a 7 day long, heart palpitating anxiety attack that I mistook for a heart attack a couple of times, your voice helped me ignore the palpitations enough to fall asleep with your Zomboid videos and I've been a fan ever since. Just thought I'd say thank you for your content! Your voice is very calming and your words are so nicely eloquent.
@RaineRed
3 жыл бұрын
i can picture Paradox watching this sponsored video and going WHAT HAVE WE DONE! hah love your content man
@vurrunna
3 жыл бұрын
My strategy whenever I play Crusader Kings is to make my first character a horrible monster with maxed out Martial skills via the Character Creator, to have him conquer and lay waist to all his neighbours, and to have him imprison and execute any who would threaten his reign or endanger the sanctity of his lineage--especially his own children, who might split his inheritance. Then he inevitably dies, and I play his heir like a normal person with a much larger kingdom than I should realistically have. It's great.
@AlphaNumericKey
3 жыл бұрын
Ah, classic. First king is either "The Unifier", a glorious hero who diplomatically unites the land, or "The Complete Bastard", a maniac who butchered all before him. Second king is always the opposite.
@fortyforty-seven1061
3 жыл бұрын
Always nice when frog man make video
@CastellanMaben
3 жыл бұрын
I want ambiguous to voice a self help book..., no I do not have a self help book.
@AngelCraftYT
2 жыл бұрын
YYour voice is so soothing and your stories are pure gold. Thank you for being you!
@clarkedawe3464
3 жыл бұрын
Once again, I can truly see your love for paradox
@MegaSockenschuss
3 жыл бұрын
*laughs in DLC*
@zeul787
3 жыл бұрын
@@MegaSockenschuss paradox's DLC s are exactly why I pirate all of their games
@MegaSockenschuss
3 жыл бұрын
@@zeul787 I bought EU4 with a few DLCs when it was on discount, just for a good conscience for the hundreds of hours playtime i had with it before (and after :D). But that was before they bought Prison Architect and fucked it up, so I regret the above.
@alaric_
3 жыл бұрын
EA: "You have done well, my young apprentice." Paradox: "Yes, master."
@Lothar445
3 жыл бұрын
@@zeul787 Same, I got gifted the bare game on Steam with no DLCs, and after spending a whole lot of time sucking ass at it, I ended up looking up guides online only to find out that all of the guides are for people who have all DLCs cause the game sucks otherwise. Been pirating their DLC ever since. They make good games, but damn are they scummy...
@Adam-xf8in
2 жыл бұрын
Sure is interesting to see how Frank Zappa lives on as an EVIL tyrant. An unexpected, yet welcome, turn of events.
@scorpionss981
3 жыл бұрын
Amazing video watched it all!
@kleurwolf2322
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@soupaa
3 жыл бұрын
almost 500k subs and your comment section is just full of you replying and liking comments, thats what i love to see
@mr.cathacker
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, a video of pure luxury and refinement, i applaud my feet at you with both hands mr. Phibian
@ilikemusic5440
3 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or has the audio quality improved? I feel every single syllable positively vibrating in my eardrums. Stupendous.
@coolguy-xd1bg
3 жыл бұрын
2:30 looks like this guy is going to send me on a mission to find a replacement water chip for the vault
@larsthedude1984
2 жыл бұрын
“Get this baby out of here! Get this baby out of here!” The way you said this is so satisfying and funny
@mickhastings7797
3 жыл бұрын
This has the strongest 1960s instructional video vibe ever
@norie361
3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love your vids AA! Looking for the frabjous day callooh callay right now! Lol
@mattypow82
2 жыл бұрын
I just found out about kenshi and I'm loving your torso varied experiences lol.
@todd89558
3 жыл бұрын
I literally could not take a single sip of my coffee during that video, every time I tried I was spitting it back out, my house is a mess... lol thank you!
@cloutgod6347
2 жыл бұрын
"Sally, what a great name to name my son hope he won't be evil because of his name"
@kleurwolf2322
3 жыл бұрын
Love your videos, keep it up!
@ambiguousamphibian
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks :) Happy you enjoy and grateful for the kindness
@johnkaeden
2 ай бұрын
I love the inspirational, motivational speech for being evil😂. The juxtaposition is beautiful
@wagu2577
3 жыл бұрын
I'm going crazy, what happened to Peeeeeter? I was dying laughing when you started cracking up in that video.
@thetwitchywitchy
Жыл бұрын
I very nearly died at the “the serpent strikes at midnight… hisssss hisssss” 😂
@Jiraki_the_Wingless
3 жыл бұрын
Bro, five minute in and I've had to sit through like 5 different ads. KZitem REALLY likes you!
@brockburton1998
3 жыл бұрын
As someone with 400 hours on CK3 I will now remember to EVIL so I can better my gameplay
@archerthe3rd507
3 жыл бұрын
Your tone in this video reminds me of the narrator from the Krusty Krab trainee episode and I love it
@ReplicatorFifth
3 жыл бұрын
AA proving to be a master of his very unique art!
@christianneuhaus8195
2 жыл бұрын
Super funny. Usually I don’t laugh much but this is too funny.
@jakeking974
3 жыл бұрын
>AA claims to be creating an objectively evil character >Has also exposed us to countless atrocities to the degree that everything is shades of morally grey What *is* "evil"? What is "good"? From the king's perspective, perhaps he was always in the right.
@petergreyward
2 жыл бұрын
Dude, i Just Love your voice, i love to try out different voices but yours is something particular, i cant even get close to your way of narrating stuff I Love it I Just Love It
@Peroxide-Mark
3 жыл бұрын
AmbiguousAmphibian is really spoiling us with content lately
@CaptSocrates
3 жыл бұрын
Right as you said “It’s on to step two” an ad for Calm came on and it was a really funny tone shift
@Clay_Rose
3 жыл бұрын
The serpent strikes at midnight hsss hsssss made me nose laugh tysm
@PuppeteerNG
3 жыл бұрын
This video is like that one SpongeBob episode Krusty Krab Training Video. Love it
@fatmanboozer1760
3 жыл бұрын
Love it. Will you do a series on this at some point. Your story telling and humour is great
@MonkeGeorge
2 жыл бұрын
OH my god. He did it. He actually did it. He got them ol' paradox bois in on the shenanigans... As an enjoyer of strategy games such as stellaris and crusader kings... I salute you sir.
@ethanelsom6936
3 жыл бұрын
You should play the Universim, it's a god/ creator simulator thats quite funny and really strange 😄, it would be interesting to see how you shatter it. Greeting from a Canadian in Germany!
@FlierbetaOfficial
Жыл бұрын
You're like watching a nature documentary/ stand up/ and philosopher all at once.
@alecjuho289
3 жыл бұрын
i havent even been as addicted to painkillers as i am to your videos and im in rehab for painmeds
@comicsans6285
3 жыл бұрын
The first video i ever watched was the Ocean Ice Colony. Later on, I saw more and more content from the past and present. I see now that this is my nirvana. Here I can raise the volume of your voice and block out my parents argue. I can be here, in my chair, watching you for hours and neglect my human needs. But while I do that, I ponder the question: "Will there be another episode of Rimworld Ice colony or not? Will Orange get exiled? Who is the mechanoid undercover"
@garrywulf537
2 жыл бұрын
"We're climbing in your windows, and we're snatching your people up." Truly a quote to live by.
@2bitnerd
3 жыл бұрын
This video stands amongst the greats in my list of favorites. Please keep making videos in this style.
@nessag564
2 жыл бұрын
1:31, my hometown Ingolstadt 😍
@brekiel_scripts
3 жыл бұрын
No mention of the modern-day ennui; 7/10 would likely watch again
@Jinogazino
2 жыл бұрын
This gives me the same vibes as the spongebob episode thats a training video for the krusty krab
@KILLERDEVIL13
2 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO killing your own sons and getting crazy !!!! this FACE OMGGGG THIS FACE 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@nerfmodderguy217
3 жыл бұрын
I tripped out when I saw the bottom of the thumbnail was red, I was like ‘definitely not seen this one yet’
@excelsian512
3 жыл бұрын
"Finally been cast to hell" lmao🤣🤣🤣
@itsmyryam5910
2 жыл бұрын
I just love ambigous's voice so much , it's even better with his poetic lines :)
@eugenekupiec2802
2 жыл бұрын
The commentary you provide deserves $100/hr
@choppedandspewed
2 жыл бұрын
how to be evil step 1: deflate tophead step 2: big hair step 3: s c h e m e
@jalengaalswyk4409
2 жыл бұрын
It saddens me seeing that clickbait channels have more subs than the classiest amphibian. please accept this humble like and comment
@molotovick
3 жыл бұрын
*LIfe is existential torture is such a accurate sentence.*
@reptarbruh7637
2 жыл бұрын
Really could be the voice for the Krusty Krab training video dude, HOOOOOPLLAAAAAAA *throws brick*
@obliviare6484
3 жыл бұрын
I love the single video format you've been on lately but I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss your multi-video gameplay playthroughs simply because I could sit and binge watch all the videos in one sitting. Any plans for a new series?
@kizna9532
2 жыл бұрын
0:21 “A brief crash course in villainy” AKA “a little lesson in trickery”
@floydsir
3 жыл бұрын
I see you drawing inspiration from the Krusty Krab training video and I am 100% here for it.
@ousiavazia
3 жыл бұрын
3:32 omg this is the stuff of nightmares
@dmitriagoston965
3 жыл бұрын
Aw c'mon man I feel attacked, am I really that evil?
@mistergrosbig4085
2 жыл бұрын
2:43 can confirm the name vladimir is considered evil right now
@kampretman9442
3 жыл бұрын
When Spiff is on a week break, i get back to back of ambiguous amphibian. A fair trade.
@SnareGG
3 жыл бұрын
To live is to cringe, to survive is to find some meaning in the cringe. -Nietzsche
@Blood8563
3 жыл бұрын
Your narration sounded A LOT like those Fallout short promotional videos xD Amazing
@nathanresendez4034
3 жыл бұрын
New game came out called Honey, I Joined A Cult. I think you'd like it Mr. Amphibian. It is brand new in Early Access
@FlamingAtheist
3 жыл бұрын
You cant fool me! This is just the Krusty Krab training video!
@SurrealKeenan
3 жыл бұрын
Each Villain Is Lovely
@PlutoTheSynth
Жыл бұрын
8:19 ...Aaaand we're almost bankrupt!
@felix4596
3 жыл бұрын
Salutations from the oft forgotten and frozen north of Alaska! I always love listening Erik Satie's Gymnopedie. Yet I never expected it would be so much more enjoyable when accompanied with the philosophical ramblings of an absolute Madrid!
@strogonoffcore
3 жыл бұрын
5:04 I *knew* the Ninth Symphony wasn't just by random choice!
@eraliousoak9759
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you. With this guide I was able to die within three years. I truly succeeded.
@Wyatt0987654321
3 жыл бұрын
Your videos are my favorite mainly because of how eloquently you speak.
@lukeharriott6223
3 жыл бұрын
I love your videos so very much. I smile the entire time I watch them and they make my life not so bad
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