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@Stickanimation-h7y
7 ай бұрын
Yo I'm not watching that
@SD_arBast
4 ай бұрын
Ayo?
@HelperBot
19 күн бұрын
I don’t wanna see ur weenus
@andrewfleming6240
Жыл бұрын
Some people see sheep and go " I want lamb tonight". You literally made skin crawl. Too funny
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Appreciate it Andrew. Got more bangers coming soon
@agentkosticka17
10 ай бұрын
@@0ffendingeverybodyi wanna see em all
@The-Core-of-Time-and-Space
8 ай бұрын
420th like, I can die happily.
@zombaze2373
Жыл бұрын
"The only ass i was eating was phalt." Golden line
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
I felt pretty proud of that one Zombaze
@MasBri420
8 ай бұрын
@@0ffendingeverybody lol
@Simonspacex
10 ай бұрын
"were gonna learn about inertia, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction" had me dying 😂😂😂
@valv5844
10 ай бұрын
Same, Inertia or 1st newtons law...All the same
@flashahhasavedeveryoneofus2824
9 ай бұрын
Same
@chawie.
Жыл бұрын
Most underrated creator
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Appreciate it Chawie. Got more bangers coming soon
@TheSilverThorn
Жыл бұрын
Factual.
@smapper4732
Жыл бұрын
fr
@vdhiekl1812
11 ай бұрын
Frfr
@urmotherrrrr
11 ай бұрын
on god
@forgottenredemption4970
Жыл бұрын
The animation of the aftermath of the kicks is just the funniest thing in the world for some reason. Super glad I found this dude.
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Thats one of my favorite parts as well Forgotten Redemption
@beegreen249
10 ай бұрын
I didn't get it at first until I saw your comment 😂😂😂
@David_Fellner
Жыл бұрын
Not to mention that both people just tell all their friends that _they_ won the fight, and everyone just passively believes whichever person they know better. And from there, it becomes a whole thing.
@sssniperwolfsbiggestfan1
11 ай бұрын
lmao
@leloxtra24
9 ай бұрын
Fr
@mr.shepherd_1776
Жыл бұрын
A knife or gun will also end a fight if your opponent is unarmed. The more you know! 👍
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
(Star goes by)
@Akirahtwe
10 ай бұрын
@@0ffendingeverybodythe more you know!
@shinobidaniel_12
9 ай бұрын
Another reason why running the 1s is a coin flip that is ill advised
@Stickanimation-h7y
9 ай бұрын
@PhillipS53
9 ай бұрын
Be careful, murder charges might come back to punch you later!
@PaulTheSkeptic
9 ай бұрын
When I was in elementary school, I remember someone once saying "Hey, didn't you beat up Chris (deleted)?" I was like, "Did I? Who?" "Yeah, you beat him up." I don't remember doing this but throughout elementary school I had that reputation. So no one messed with me until middle school. True story.
@Panyo_ThePanMan
3 ай бұрын
2:59 Wow really? That’s absolutely incredible, it’s almost like that’s the name of the channel
@isaacnewton1643
Жыл бұрын
Holy shit bro I feel u. One time I was playing soccer without shin guards and I got kicked so hard that I couldn’t walk for hours.
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Bro shin pain is some of the worst pain
@imthatjay
Жыл бұрын
Same shit happened to me bro, we both were laying on the ground wallowing in pain for about 10 minutes, thankfully I didn't seriously hurt anything
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
@@imthatjay Shin pain is some of the worst pain
@jackmacdonald6187
Жыл бұрын
I do mma and leg kicks in the beginning can cramp you up for days
@EvilSpookyMan88
10 ай бұрын
oh ur one of the shin guard "people"
@vladydaddy9116
Ай бұрын
Remember how you thought leg kicks weren't a serious threat? Imagine finding out how good a nunchuck is
@GodzillasaurusJr
4 ай бұрын
I tried fighting my high school bully after I got fed up with the constant abuse. He was a lot stronger than me and a teacher came to break us up. A few days later we're fighting again, this time no teacher. I say to him something to the effect of "god damn you, you're so damn ugly". He was pretty ugly, but I didn't really think that'd have any effect, but it did! With a shocked expression he told me I was one to talk, and never bothered me again.
@luis-sophus-8227
10 ай бұрын
We often fight because it looks cool in fiction, but in reality, unless you're practicing a sport, ya better only use it for self-defense
@openmind8276
Жыл бұрын
Inertia joke killed me😂😂😂😂
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Glad you could keep an open mind
@SamuraiVertHD
5 ай бұрын
I only got into one fight in high school, and it was in 9th grade. For some reason , there was this one kid who disliked me for some reason (we're cool now) and was constantly trying to rag on me. Then one day, I saw a cool pair of goggles on the floor so I decided to wear them, then he decided to fight me over them (as bizarre as this sounds it's what happened), I won the fight but I almost got suspended for it even though he was the one who started it first (thankfully I didn't since it was like one month into school) so yeah that's my fight story 😂
@DSTIXGAMES
3 ай бұрын
I have that exact physics book 1:08
@tanderson6442
11 ай бұрын
I grew up where everybody fought everybody. Every close friend I had we fought. Most were draws and I won a few, never lost til 3rd day of high school. Me a freshman being made fun of in boys locker room by Merle Senna. Capt of the football team. Well all of 100lbs of me decided to crack all 200+lbs of him in the nose. This always worked... until it didn't. Everytime whoever I hit would grab their face/nose eyes would water fight basically over. Dudes eyes got huge and I knew I was dead. It was a 2 1/2 minute ass kicking and believe me 21/2 minutes is a long ass time to be getting your ass kicked. After he was done I walked straight home. Mother had zero sympathy for me but she did take me to the hospital where I got to wear a neck brace for the next couple weeks. The next day I'm beat to shit and goto gym class. Merle was a mess, he had given himself ulcers thinking he was getting expelled gonna lose his scholarship everything. He gently asked me, you didn't tell anybody did you, I looked at him confused and said why would I? The dude was super humble and apologized over and over and I'm like I punched you in the nose, I kinda had it coming . Anyways, it was the best thing that could have happened to me. I was a legend and not only didn't get messed with but I got to sit on the senior bench, a big deal at my H.S. Anyways, I wasn't to quick to fight anyone after that. Although 2 years later my best friend one punched me a fractured my orbital bone. He was kind of a monster too. 😂
@Mr.Slapper
Жыл бұрын
More people gotta watch this guy
@asriel4600
Жыл бұрын
Here’s the thing if more people watched him they’d prolly be defensive and pussies about it
@Mr.Slapper
Жыл бұрын
@@asriel4600 facts
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Agreed ParapperTheSlapper. Growing bit by bit everyday
@asriel4600
Жыл бұрын
@@Mr.Slapper damn right
@Cringeywiener
Жыл бұрын
Dude fr
@mubrek236
10 ай бұрын
Former skinny kid training calf kicks is hilariously terrifying.
@stevenstorms1907
Жыл бұрын
"Sllllhut up dad"😂
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Shouldn't have made fun of his lisp
@macncheesejayden
Жыл бұрын
Another amazing video. How does this man consistently release such bangers??
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Vids are only get increasing more wild Jayden
@Volark60
9 ай бұрын
He never fails to dissapoint everyones day. And offend them😂
@adamchase9513
10 ай бұрын
Ive been in 4 fights in my life. The first one was in 5th grade, my friend was being bullied by 2 other kids so i stepped in. I managed to knock down one of them but by then i was already tired out and the and it was ez for the other one to knock me down after. The 2nd one was in 8th grade, some kid that kept bugging me for no reason kept on pulling on my hoodie while i was walking and this time it caused me to stumble and fall backwards. I got up and pushed him then he punched me. I won but even after I had won some primal rage kept me going even after the kid was on the floor telling me to stop. I didnt stop until one of my friends told me teachers were coming and we ran the fuck out of there. The kid didnt report me so no one knew who exactly beat him up other than the small group that saw the fight, however there as an announcement and email sent to parents on the topic of fighting. The 3rd fight was in 9th grade in the cafetaria, some guy poured milk and chicken onto my friend and so i shoved him away and then the fight started. Things were going pretty well in my favor till he squirted ketchup in my eye, while i was blinded he kicked me in the balls and ran to get the broom that was on the floor near by, by the time i had recovered i was met with a broom to the face. Unfortunately, someone had called a teacher, the teachers couldnt rlly c what was happening before due to us being in corner of the cafetaria that was semi sectioned off and out of their line of sight. We had to make a run for it but the guy I was fighting wasnt fast enough and got caught. Lucky for me all he told the teachers was my first name so what ended up happening was that they called in some boys(including me) that had the same first name to see who did it. The kid refused to specify who it was so we all got off free except him. The 4th fight was actually just a month ago in 10th grade. It was a 2v1 against some friends who had been real assholes to me recently, turns out none of them knew how to fight but kept on bragging about their weight. I won pretty easily but we were cool like 2 days later
@Spooderman77
10 ай бұрын
bro really poured ketchup in your eyes 💀💀💀
@jesretana0877
Жыл бұрын
His bro is funny asf
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Appreciate the support Jersretana08. Got more bangers coming soon
@Oktopus549
19 күн бұрын
@@0ffendingeverybody Idk if this answer is copy pasted or written while you were drunk but it doesn’t fit the comment at ALL bru
@Legohaiden
4 ай бұрын
Fighting is rarely worth it. this is why 9 out of 10 Professional fighters all say the same thing "If you can run away, run away" There is nothing to be gained, and a hell of a lot to lose. the only time this changes, if you are defending you or your loved ones lives and running isnt an option.
@How_to_CUBE
10 ай бұрын
"you'll never be good enough!" "shtut up dad!" 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
@solidlightning6532
9 ай бұрын
"Sthut up dad."
@hanshosel7431
Жыл бұрын
I figured you can even get my friends to crack up hard should i be worried?😂
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Only excited Hosel
@David_Fellner
Жыл бұрын
Such English, very wow!
@superiorcarlos
Жыл бұрын
i have a vice principal named Mr. Schneider. and he took away my school computer cuz he found out about my youtube channel and saw all of the rap songs i made on there.
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Bruh he punished you for being creative? What a simp
@thexd1805
10 ай бұрын
Bro is criminally underrated, your the funniest content creator iv seen 😭😭
@kotocr9392
Жыл бұрын
Top Tier Content. The Algorithm has blessed me!
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Appreciate the support Koto. Got more bangers coming soon
@NOSG1
Ай бұрын
".. At times, I can say offensive things.." - Offending Everybody- 😂👌
@mercenary-433
Жыл бұрын
You go man. Just about a month goes by and your channel gained almost 8k subs. Sub 500 gang claim here still lol
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Early boys still got my back. Appreciate it Mercenary
@seanjocuevas9144
9 ай бұрын
"You will never be good enough" "tHUt Up daD" tahts so relatable with my dad lmao
@MMAGaming365
7 ай бұрын
Going shin to shin with someone is the worst thing that happens to me in sparring and my shins are conditioned asf 😂
@trainsonpickles
Жыл бұрын
I subscribed no more than a month ago and it was the best decision 😂
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Appreciate it Justin. Got more bangers coming soon
@trainsonpickles
Жыл бұрын
Honestly, can't wait for it 😃
@gngrdanny
Ай бұрын
I got bullied mercilessly as a child. Ginger. All ears and arms. Awkward looking. My one bully pick me up my the neck for telling him not to talk to girls like he was. A year later I was finally invited to a house party. Said bully wanted to talk. I deflected the whole night not wanting my face to be beat in. After deflecting for most of the night he gets me alone at one stage and I ready myself for a broken nose and....he apologized. Apologized and thanked me. We good mates to this day.
@mcwhoopin3928
2 ай бұрын
Bro you don’t get the pain a solid leg kick can inflict once you’ve been hit by one, absolutely diabolical move
@stevenjdoty
Жыл бұрын
Just bring a gu-
@stevenjdoty
Жыл бұрын
jk
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Should of brought somethin to defend myself.
@0PEX_
10 ай бұрын
At first I saw the “which race has the best stats” now im hooked
@bradenwelenc7764
20 күн бұрын
I used to do kick boxingg as a hobby and I KNOW first hand what its like when shins connectect, so I felt you there.
@shannonrobertshawcarroll5319
8 ай бұрын
This channel is soooo underrated
@LuciBriggsMusic
Жыл бұрын
Tommy had it coming though.
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
He really did Luci
@preciousagulefo899
5 ай бұрын
Asphalt😂😂 This guy is such an amazing storyteller that you can’t even get upset at any of the billion offensive things he says
@MC4hank8092
7 ай бұрын
as someone that goes to Jiu-Jitsu that Jiu Jitsu joke with the midget was pretty funny
@Touchgrass457
8 ай бұрын
As someone who can solo his class at 11 year I am still disappointing my ancestors
@kailleaf1984
Жыл бұрын
Some day I’m gonna look back on these videos and they will probably have at least 60k likes! Good stuff 👍
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Its bound to happen Kali
@pew8208
8 ай бұрын
is fighting worth it? - no is using weapons worth it? - yes
@arob2575
4 ай бұрын
This might be your best upload so far.
@cadendains8106
8 ай бұрын
Man, I felt that thigh kick in my soul XD. Had a similar situation, only my buddy's fucking 6'8, so the kick is more like a stomp when it comes down, heel first
@Dn1koss
3 ай бұрын
One of the most underated creator if not the most underated🤝🔥
@ssmokiee1827
9 ай бұрын
yyyeeaahh, them calve kicks aint no joke bro lol
@evanstulberg7710
Жыл бұрын
OMGGGG 😂😂😂😂😂 IM DYING LAUGHING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THIS IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL ❤❤❤
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Appreciate the support Evan. Got more bangers coming soon
@JacksonCox-vn4yy
10 күн бұрын
“If you know me you know i can be a little bit offensive at times”
@lorewyn3386
6 ай бұрын
I remember a time where some older kid threatened me with a gun on the bus(like he was gonna get a gun, not had a gun) He had to walk past my building to get to his and I ran up stairs, I was gonna change and go knock on his door and handle this. It was maybe 30 seconds after I got in my room I look out my window to his house, watch him walk in and MAYBE 15 seconds later all of PD and a sheriff are there. So for like 3 hours I sat there and watch him get arrested and his whole house get turned upside down cus they were cooking in the basement, if you know you know. His cousin or something went on the same bus and the next day he smooshed a massive wad of gum into my hair, the last day I had long hair till high school. And the other thing that happened that day was I learned that I have some evil in me and I LOVE to be IN a fight but the concept of getting into a fight is hilarious and stupid and has a few times made me laugh in someone's face. TLDR; getting into a fight is stupid and trashy. Being in a fight is better than good sex. Winning a fight is how you give yourself an ego nut and develop a problem... a very large problem...
@Superherokid-lo1kd
7 ай бұрын
The end is so hilarious! I love the science quotes
@RS-ws4xh
Жыл бұрын
Each video is funny as $ell, keep telling your stories. I just laughed my $ick off brb.😮
@private_effect
7 ай бұрын
When I fight someone: Ay man wait, this is stupid. Him: U right dog. Me: Lesion let's put the hands away and go about our business. And then we just walk away....
@TheCanuckCanadain
3 ай бұрын
bro if you know you going to fight someone, bring a friend and when someone goes down, they goal is to break it up, they save you from A, getting beat while your down or B, getting a criminal recorded for taking the fight to far
@potatoe5394
Жыл бұрын
BEST CREATOR LOVE
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Appreciate it Potatoe. Got some more wild vids coming soon
@jhm3346
8 ай бұрын
My uncle more or less taught me never to fight fair. As he put it your in a fight who cares how you win. 1) we’re Mexicans so we already don’t have a rep to fighting fairly. 2) He taught me to throw sand or whatever in their eyes and kick them in the balls , this was before pocket sand. 3) And most importantly I was in kindergarten when he taught me that
@braxtenstout1376
7 ай бұрын
Story time. One night my cousin is out at a party in Utah. He was talking to a Girl and her boyfriend or her situationship was there and ran up to my cousin. They start to yell and try to talk to each other but things are getting heated. They leave the inside of the house to go outside and fight it out. They start to throw hands and my cousin ends up slipping on some wet grass and falls into the road. The dude grabbed him and leaned him up on the curb and start to stomp on his chest. Killing him. He died in the curb. Over a girl. All his ribs were broken and shattered. Lungs were blown. Heart was somewhat exploded. This goes to show. You never know what the other person is willing to do. No matter what. “Just carry a gun” that doesn’t even solve the problem. Life is so fragile man. Don’t do dumb shit. Be willing to forgive others and yourself. Step back from any situation you feel like is getting heated.
@casvanderiet
9 ай бұрын
The can't fight The leg kick The check What an amazing experience
@Henrix1998
10 ай бұрын
Does this guy have another channel? No way someone just starts to pump out content like this
@onyxyui6104
Ай бұрын
I remember a school fight years ago. Thing is wasn’t much of a fight anyway. It was a huge dude football player and the skinny little annoying kid nobody liked. Skinny kid broke football guys school project, bam KOed the little guy with one punch, nobody was helping him because nobody liked him, he was honestly the guy everybody famously remembers as a douche. He tumbled to the ground hard. Now I wasn’t there, unfortunately but because of recordings you always get the full thing. I knew a girl who remixed the video and put music to it like an edit on TikTok.
@onyxyui6104
Ай бұрын
Now they obviously got suspended but nobody was mad. Maybe the guy who lost but like, the student and the teachers all just smiled at football guy (Man was actually a great guy, nice and a class clown who made everyone laugh. Made middle and high school a little more interesting )
@ileeras337
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I seen on your videos, and this is one of my favorites.
@JanKarmiński
10 ай бұрын
this youtuber is so underrated like hes the best stickman animator
@zeropit
10 ай бұрын
Alan Becker left the chat
@JanKarmiński
10 ай бұрын
@@zeropit not that type of stickmanb animators the one that chains has
@zeropit
10 ай бұрын
@@JanKarmiński oh ok
@markdanielczyk944
6 ай бұрын
These are CLASSIC!
@LennyBaas22
3 ай бұрын
The God "Mr Schneider" 😂😂😂😂
@masonpaul4158
10 ай бұрын
Fr this is my favorite KZitemr
@christhis9597
9 ай бұрын
4:30 Damn that asphalt joke tho Bro has levels
@Maddcox
Жыл бұрын
daily dose of offendingeverybody
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Trying to get people addicted BH Grandpa
@Maddcox
Жыл бұрын
@@0ffendingeverybody u got me lmao
@Maddcox
Жыл бұрын
@@0ffendingeverybody more addicted to u then u are atteral jp jp lol
@N0Tsoftware
Ай бұрын
04:04 haha great guy
@AssassinIronMan
3 ай бұрын
That last one was such a fantasy lol
@ZenoxFaith
Ай бұрын
Time to get 6 packs on summer vacation 💀
@Just_Davo
Ай бұрын
Bro is the Eminem of animators on youtube
@GALLUS_PRIME
Жыл бұрын
Wish you were in the same high school as me. Lol the perfect tag team XD
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
I bend over behind him and you push
@GALLUS_PRIME
Жыл бұрын
@@0ffendingeverybody Only if you played Anything goes, by Gun n’ Roses while I’d drop kick him yellin’ who wants to make home made Nutella?! Edit: Ngl I’m drunk af but I assure you, I’m only as Christian as hobos can find a Benny Frank in a storm drain!
@breastwartsmuggler
Жыл бұрын
Great vid mate
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Appreciate it BreastWartSmuggler. Got more bangers coming soon
@ianwolff9475
Ай бұрын
Start of 8th grade, this kid who I had very little beef with like I called his mom fat or something, he came out of nowhere and tackled me I hit my head on the tile door and he just started going ham kicking me on the floor and I sat there in the fetal position to protect myself
@sjg2024
10 ай бұрын
"No" never riding a bus in a college town again 😭💀
@platinumvr
Жыл бұрын
I love your videos bro! Been watching for some weeks now!
@TheWeasel0
10 ай бұрын
Channel's too good that KZitem had to nerf it.
@SpydaGeeTV
Жыл бұрын
Miss KZitem channels like this keep doin ya thing
@WhiteFromAmong
9 ай бұрын
Mike was definitely a Professional in Muay Thai
@TurboPro9952
10 ай бұрын
I bet the last guy's girl is watching this video and will have an essay for you. The last guy: Sheee
@NBG200
10 ай бұрын
Switching from kicking balls to shins😂😂
@sixkicksfightertricks949
Жыл бұрын
My username alone should tell you that this is my favorite video of yours. Keep on training.
@hykermiller407
Ай бұрын
The bad thing is this is old now most bully’s like the dinosaurs are instincted
@SirLukedatgoat
8 ай бұрын
Bus driver be cold af
@snek9983
9 ай бұрын
my brother was a gangster in a city called düsseldorf and told me stories of what he did there and he said if somebody hit the ground during a fight you stopped or everybody else would beat you to death
@CoreReyzer
2 ай бұрын
1:19 is that Walter White!?
@frostedrake
4 ай бұрын
W win for you in fights and become a bigger man
@aldencortez7347
6 ай бұрын
Bro was the villain in the last 2 fights. But his name is offending everybody so
@Maxclayton525
10 ай бұрын
The way he said manhandled 😂😂😂
@V_x1identity
11 ай бұрын
This is the content I needed
@bruhbrehii
10 ай бұрын
I tell ya this stuff makes my day.
@dylanlynn8750
10 ай бұрын
As someone who fights it’s very important to condition the shins
@robertfernandez5268
7 ай бұрын
I have a teacher name, Mr. Schneider. He’s been here for 26 years could’ve been the same one.
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