Next video : How procure a pie. Hunting techniques for the beginner and how preserve your catch for future meals.
@danielleking262
Ай бұрын
YES, PLEASE! I can never get my own pie!
@Awhi
Ай бұрын
Yes! Hunting in the local dairy or petrol station. Need that cop from police 10/7 that says the pie is thermonuclear too 😂
@SilentBeaver
Ай бұрын
Yes please, it's just too difficult! They always scurry away into the bush.
@melanytodd2929
Ай бұрын
I thought if you planted the burned bit, it grew into a pie bush?
@taniac1860
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂 love it
@KerfaI
Ай бұрын
You must always blow on the pie Safer communities together
@taniac1860
Ай бұрын
Save ACC adding to their “hot pie injuries” statistic, god forbid they start adding an ACC levies on pies 😂
@sandyjack1901
Ай бұрын
If you’re terribly posh, can you get somebody to blow on the pie for you ?
@Angela-Ruby
Ай бұрын
This requires a six week online course and certification before you can eat one! 😂 I’m signing up today!
@HowtoDad
Ай бұрын
Only 33 one-off easy payments
@happydays3678
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@benmonroe_the_1
Ай бұрын
I love how you always embed an Aussie dig somewhere in your vids 😂. Also, would love to see you bring back/continue your ‘difference between NZ & other country’ series. Those were hilarious! 😂😂😂
@danielleking262
Ай бұрын
YES, I MISS THOSE !!!!!
@angemaidment5640
Ай бұрын
As an Aussie, gotta say you’re doing it wrong 🤣🤣🤣 I’ll continue eating mine upside down (much less likely to lose any filling). Once in a while, I might even remove the lid first. 🤣🤣🤣
@kalayne6713
Ай бұрын
@@angemaidment5640 Yes! Remove lid, add tomato sauce, put lid back on, no embarrassing leakage of sauce down your tee shirt. Us Aussies are known for our finesse.
@maxineb9598
Ай бұрын
@@kalayne6713No, remove the lid and eat first then the rest of the pie. Been doing that for 61 years since the once a week trip for manual training at primary school. Weekly treat-- a pie and a donut.
@tothemax0729
Ай бұрын
I needed this tutorial BAD. I'm American so i had no idea what to do
@Ritercrazy
Ай бұрын
No idea!
@happydays3678
Ай бұрын
Happy pie eating my American cousin. 🏴😋😋😂😂
@pirategirl58
Ай бұрын
I had no idea of the intricate details it takes to consume a pie! Thank you, Jordan! You have saved me from embarrassing myself....as well as the roof of my mouth!
@msrainbowbrite
Ай бұрын
its the lips you have to watch out for. personal experience
@taniac1860
Ай бұрын
It’s actually sad (but funny) that in New Zealand there are actually medical statistics for “hot pie injuries”, and yes it does happen it is covered by ACC 😂
@Mike-fd7dq
Ай бұрын
As an Australian, I really enjoyed this 😂😂
@user-xx4tf3fq8v
13 күн бұрын
If our pies are yuck, then I REALLY want to try some NZ pies
@dibamoca9885
Ай бұрын
As some who lives in North America, this was very informative and I feel more whole now. Thank you 🙏🏽
@PhantomFidget
Ай бұрын
Pog! Howtopie Tutorial, apart from getting access to one, remember to cool it off before commencing a bite. Don't want to decimate your taste buds to oblivion, or just go full Winchester mode 🥧. With this tutorial, I now know what to do when a wild pie approaches. Tack for the HowToPie instructions Mate 🐺 🐾
@SkyKin
Ай бұрын
How to eat pie, simple first must afford/get paws on one, next step is simple, blow then have a go. Many pies were devoured in the making of this vid. * Kek * I recall this from a long while back, great to see it again. Danke for sharing, Keep It Up Guys 🥧 😎 👊
@joan.nao1246
Ай бұрын
Well now, knowing about Aussie pies would've been good to know YESTERDAY.
@happydays3678
Ай бұрын
A meat pie butty!! 😋😋😋 Makes me so proud! 😆🏴
@NigelAnderson-iu2bs
Ай бұрын
Add some Fries and it count as meat and veg :)
@happydays3678
Ай бұрын
@@NigelAnderson-iu2bs😋😋😂😂
@NigelAnderson-iu2bs
Ай бұрын
@@happydays3678 hehe i include Tomato Sauce, which is technically a fruit so i count that towards 2 of my 5 + of fruit and veges a day
@happydays3678
Ай бұрын
@@NigelAnderson-iu2bswho knew that healthy eating could be so easy? 😆🤪😂
@claremiller9979
Ай бұрын
Proud Aussie psychopath here. I take the lid off to add my sauce, reapply lid, and then eat it v e r y carefully 😅. This Technique Not Recommended for on-the-go pie eating (if i can i will stick the nozzle of the sauce bottle in the top of the pie to fill it that way, but that doesn't work with the little squeezie packets 😢)
@myrinphoto
Ай бұрын
I literally just ate steak&kidney pie, tearing off the top 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 I ate it in the end, I swear!
@banjopete
Ай бұрын
Seek help…..NOW!
@happydays3678
Ай бұрын
WHY would you do that!? 😮😫
@tonybekx2891
22 күн бұрын
You can leave now 😂
@SharonPadget
Ай бұрын
I’m a Michigander from the USA. Oddly enough, the main food Michigan is associated with is Cornish pasties. Meat pies brought to the upper peninsula of state by Cornish immigrants during copper mining boom days. There is always a controversy whether they should be eaten plain or covered with gravy. The original miners hand held them and ate them cold in the mines. Your pie looked yummy!
@noelinesmith6846
Ай бұрын
Hi I'm Aussie and have a big family history who came to Oz from Cornwall England. I have always loved cornish pasties. 😋
@funkyk5086
Ай бұрын
The Cornish pie was designed to be eaten in mines (but they weren’t necessarily cold - the women would bring the baked goods down to the pits). The pastry knot/braid across the top was designed so they could hold the pasty and continue working. Also not having to eat the coal soot on their hands, by holding it by the “handle”.
@nie-m1735
Ай бұрын
Every pasties are shit compared to a NZ pie!
@SharonPadget
Ай бұрын
@@nie-m1735 Perhaps so but you don’t have to be rude about it. We’re all friends here. 🥹
@maxineb9598
Ай бұрын
@@noelinesmith6846Can't be called Cornish if they aren't made there.
@daniel-lee888
Ай бұрын
Brillaint! Love the one handed backing the trailer. Only true kiwis over the age of 40 will get that reference... "Always blow on the pie. Safer communities together."
@LordClarkson
Ай бұрын
I'm a true Kiwi in my early 30s, and even I know that reference. It's from a 2009 episoide of Police 10/7
@DanielVance
Ай бұрын
Is there a Meat Pie Top Removers Anonymous?
@HowtoDad
Ай бұрын
Only on the dark web
@maritzasylvia
Ай бұрын
Hey sometimes the crust is sooo good you want it - as is… 😂
@miffmat
Ай бұрын
Hi my name is Miffmat and i'm a pie lid remover, i am new to the PLRA aka Pie lid remover anonymous
@taniac1860
Ай бұрын
My husband does it, but only ever in the privacy of home, and only because… well he’s a pig, and can’t wait for it to cool down. His method 1. Remove top. 2. Blow on pie filling. 3. Eat top. 4. Eat remaining pie… and burn is mouth, as he literally inhales it. 😂
@zoeolsson5683
Ай бұрын
Lol I need to join this club I decapitate my pies .... The real ones from the bakery have the grey soft pastry...that clings to either the meat or the lid crust .... that is peak pie innards my friends .... Meat infused soft pastry yum! Then the lid is eaten .... And then the challenge to not spill any of the meat as you bite the pie .... I love pies!
@JuanAppleseed-ge6tb
Ай бұрын
Valid information I could have used before eating my scalding baconeggandcheese on the East Coast of America
@HowtoDad
Ай бұрын
Good luck with those dangly bits
@FaultAndDakranon
Ай бұрын
Removing the lid to check temperature and add sauce is just how some of us roll, ok?
@GeorgeBuftea
Ай бұрын
You guys have meat pies in New Zealand? That's it, I'm coming over!
@kerrylaw100
Ай бұрын
It’s New Zealand 🇳🇿
@RubyDoobieScoo
Ай бұрын
@@kerrylaw100 We're named after Zeeland in the Netherlands so I feel like it's us who are wrong.
@GeorgeBuftea
Ай бұрын
@kerrylaw100 ty, fixed; I'm used to traveling to the Zeeland region in the Nederlands, so it's an acceptable mistake from my part.
@heatherh021
Ай бұрын
Oh my god taking the lid off a pie is so yum so you can scoop the the filling and eat the pastry by its self
@patpierce4854
Ай бұрын
Too funny, especially the sly too hot bit!
@ava198
Ай бұрын
Warning.. One handed backing A trailer is a technique only used by skilled meat pie eaters do not try if its your first time eating A meat pie.. Don't forget to blow...👍
@PS-bs8oe
24 күн бұрын
We do cornish pasties veg and non veg sitting on a rock on one of the cliffs, quaint village in sight, sea view, greasy fingers and above all pouring rain. Cornwall, western England.
@monica11119
Ай бұрын
It's always good to laugh! I love your videos! Thank you.😂😋
@angbeebee1
Ай бұрын
Brilliant!
@jeanaprewitt9658
Ай бұрын
Well, now I'm going to be suspicious of anyone I see leaving the pool and washing their hands. And everyone else in the pool.
@jw8160
Ай бұрын
😂
@ember1713
Ай бұрын
I'm yelling heed your own advice "blow on the pie" as you bit into the pie sandwich.
@jw8160
Ай бұрын
🤔 I wonder if the bread mitigates the heat. Research is needed. Any volunteers? 😋
@maxineb9598
Ай бұрын
I'm in Thailand for another 3 months and after 5 1/2 months here every year, the first thing I do when I get home is go to BP for one of their peppersteak pies
@ANTHONY1983--
Ай бұрын
Well said. I deliver food to cafes and restaurants on the South Islands West Coast and constantly see tourists eating pies with a knife and fork
@strahlenonkel
Ай бұрын
Now I want one
@04279
Ай бұрын
I always blow on a pie. Thank you for reminding me HowToDad! Enjoy your pie.
@crazfulla
Ай бұрын
3:00 in the morning, that things probably been in the warming drawer for about 12 hours. It's gonna be thermonuclear.
@ember1713
Ай бұрын
Aussie pies yummmmmmm, never had a NZ one, guessing also yummm. In NZ what is your beverage of choice to accompany the meat pie? Depends where you are in OZ it is a chocmilk or an iced coffee, not sure why these milk drinks but I'm guessing to assist with cooling the roof of the mouth if we didn't blow enough, on the pie?
@aya_nz
22 күн бұрын
Def not milky drinks. Bottle of water or fizzy on the go, nice cuppa tea if eating in. Beer if it’s that time of day and you’re in the right place for beer.
@d34nh177b
Ай бұрын
awwwww that last bit. I pied like that in the 70's at the freezing works. a pie sanga. What a way to go!!!!!
@user-ez4mc9ql2w
Ай бұрын
a little complicated so it will take me a few tries to get it right!
@sillymelonjam
Ай бұрын
STOP YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO EXPOSE ME LIKE THAT 😭😭i will continue watching the video for learning how to eat a pie properly
@Key3de
Ай бұрын
Loving the new haircut!
@Ziqua
Ай бұрын
You can't beat a NZ potato top pie but DANG Australia is flogging NZ in curry pies or pepper steak pies where I'm at.
@dandelionsdandelions1517
Ай бұрын
Face feelings 😭
@barnabycollis6963
Ай бұрын
It would be cool to show how to eat other different pies, like opening the roof of the veggie pie to see if theirs any broccoli in it.
@HowtoDad
Ай бұрын
Not needed. We don’t do veggie pies
@kidfreejones
Ай бұрын
How to eat a new Zealand meat pie. Go to Australia where new Zealanders are moving to at a rapid rate because it's better apparently, eat a pie there that was probably made by a kiwi pastry chef, enjoy.
@petnzme304
Ай бұрын
The money is better....the pies ain't.
@kidfreejones
Ай бұрын
@@petnzme304and it's warmer. Maybe NZ pies are better as a pie in the cold is a big from grandma.
@spicythunder4020
Ай бұрын
Thank you for the tutorial. Waiting for the next one.
@jessicavallee3831
Ай бұрын
So, what about if I were to take the top off to cool the center bit down enough and then put it back on and eat it? Lol
@happydays3678
Ай бұрын
Nope!
@fyrefli4109
Ай бұрын
Never! You (carefully!) nibble just enough crust off to expose the filling within, then proceed to blow!
@hojoojib
Ай бұрын
love this video! I miss NZ pies so much!!!
@joanderson2055
Ай бұрын
Thank you for that. Apparently there is an excellent dairy with pies close to my son's house in Porirua. Now I won't embarrass myself when i go to visit 🇨🇦
@1stAmbientGrl
Ай бұрын
In Cornwall, they're called, "pass-tees". Because "pasties" are something else that's naughty.
@joan.nao1246
Ай бұрын
Woot! Looking for this comment 🔥
@mikes5637
Ай бұрын
Lightweight. Try eating a Pukka pie at a UK footie match from an oven on the molten lava setting.
@LifeEnemy
Ай бұрын
That's still one of the things i miss most about new Zealand. Meat pies in every dairy! I tried ordering some frozen ones from an Aussie dealer in the States, not sure if it's the freezing or just Aussie style but they just not quite as good. Crust seems a lot thinner.
@Kenmanhl
Ай бұрын
I open up the pie's lid and squeeze tomato sauce straight into the gravy and then close it back up. That way I don't get tomato sauce mustaches. Is this barely acceptable or do I need to seek help?
@LindaC616
Ай бұрын
Seek help. Immediately
@callananddahlia
Ай бұрын
A meat pie from Australia “That’s Yuck!” Lol😂
@firstname4337
Ай бұрын
really thought you going to put a meat pie between two meat pies for the meal
@cs5982-n7j
Ай бұрын
I wanted to laugh, but this is actually really good advice. No pie chart necessary.
@NigelAnderson-iu2bs
Ай бұрын
And Always Blow on the Pie. Safer Communities Together
@H4rry82
Ай бұрын
Shots fired!
@michi45jaman
Ай бұрын
Pls cooking video of meatpie, wanna try it so bad
@wearetheiam4720
Ай бұрын
In South Africa we have these but call them garage pies.
@Rubidium3785
Ай бұрын
Needed this bro
@MrsGisawesome
Ай бұрын
Thankyou for this important public service announcement.....especially the blowing bit. Pretty crucial
@mattstirling7494
Ай бұрын
Oi...but what about the people that lift the lid to put the sauce in and then close the lid and eat it normal like?
@LordClarkson
Ай бұрын
Always blow on the pie, safter communities together.
@grokeffer6226
Ай бұрын
Sounds yummy!!! 🥪
@kazzaMcFazza
Ай бұрын
I'm an Aussie & my man is a Kiwi. He always says NZ has better pies. Also I'm one of those psychos who take the top off the pie. 😂✌️
@chauswriting
Ай бұрын
as an Asian living in Australia watching this video, I'm now committed to trying the meat pie in NZ. The Aussie one is good IMO though 😁
@aya_nz
22 күн бұрын
I feel marginalised! Have been taking the tops off pies since forever. Cools them off more quickly. Also, the top is super yummy alone - just enough filling on it to soften the pastry and give it flavour. Not recommended for on the go though.
@ThoughtfulAl
Ай бұрын
This is pretty good cuz, right on the head. Now could you show me how to do youtube, you seem to have the hang of it
@msrainbowbrite
Ай бұрын
i personally like to cram salt n vinegar chips in my pie. Soooo good
@LindaC616
Ай бұрын
We'll convene discuss and get back to you, until then, you're on probation
@msrainbowbrite
Ай бұрын
@@LindaC616 have you tried it?? its soo good
@LindaC616
Ай бұрын
@@msrainbowbrite I would put crisps in there if I thought it needed an extra something, but not salt and vinegar
@msrainbowbrite
Ай бұрын
@@LindaC616 crisps are chips
@mindsnare1982
Ай бұрын
Taking the lid off the pie is limited and only limited to a microwaved pie that doesn't have the structural integrity to be held. So stays on plate, eaten with a teaspoon. Take lid off, sauce on lid, sauce on meat, eat lid with hands, eat meat with spoon, more sauce on base, pick up base and eat. I don't make the rules.
@jw8160
Ай бұрын
Wouldn't the sandwich method work then? The bread would provide the extra structural stability needed. After microwaving, put a slice of bread on top, while holding bread flip the plate and then cover other side with bread. Then enjoy your structural reinforced meat pie. Don't forget to blow. 😋
@user-he9or6bt6i
Ай бұрын
Never microwave a meat pie as the pastry is softened. Heat through in an oven. I buy pies like that so they're hot. My favorites are NZ steak & cheese or lamb pies in 2 specific shops that make them. Delectable!!!😊 I've not had Australian ones. Are they beef or kangaroo?
@mindsnare1982
Ай бұрын
@@user-he9or6bt6i my guy, we all know this, but sometimes it's the only option.
@stephenbaxter5804
Ай бұрын
ALWAYS BLOW ON THE PIE. Safer Communities Together
@helenmarydickenson3847
Ай бұрын
You didn't squish the pie between the bread to prevent pastry flakes going everywhere! That's how we ate pies in the NZ Army, no mess on the uniform or floor!
@twistedsister2568
Ай бұрын
Pie sarnie, I’ve not thought about that before.
@shenlun
Ай бұрын
its called a wigan kebab
@lorifromtemeculaca426
Ай бұрын
Nice hair cut mate!
@danielleking262
Ай бұрын
I was looking if anyone else commented on this! 👍
@hobobeard
Ай бұрын
You are getting a bit mullet-y Jordan. You might wanna do something about that. I mean, unless you're cosplaying Dad But In 1991.
@LindaC616
Ай бұрын
Mullets are a big thing in Oz, wouldn't be surprised to hear they are in NZ as well
@hobobeard
Ай бұрын
@@LindaC616 No. They aren’t in Australia. They only people who still sport mullets here are the people who are red eyed and covered in needle marks, spend their day sat outside a train station or TAB with their children, drinking VBs, smoking Holidays, harassing passersby, getting into violent altercations. Not something to aspire to.
@RankinMsP
Ай бұрын
Does this also apply to fish pies? Or ve..( runs off)
@YiddoHuayi
Ай бұрын
I had a pie in Phillip Island, Victoria. It was a bit shit.
@gs5480
Ай бұрын
I remove the lid to access the filling with hot chips 😁
@resolecca
Ай бұрын
At home with supermarket pies removed the lid add extra cheese to the mince and cheese (there is never enough) put the lid back on before heating then consume like the lid is still physically attached am I a pie criminal???
@kayakrun023
Ай бұрын
Lovely wigan kebab at the end there.
@danielleking262
Ай бұрын
I'm listening, I really am, but I am distracted by the haircut. Are the sides shaved???
@LindaC616
Ай бұрын
Ues. He's approaching mullet territory
@alexandralite835
Ай бұрын
You mean a pie... we're not American. We just say pie and hush! I take the top off my pie and put the sauce in it
@exodusdiva2295
7 күн бұрын
The facials 😗🤣
@lukewei
Ай бұрын
dam ... ive been eating them wrong and suffering from all the pain of super heated bit
@Strainj1
Ай бұрын
I must have missed some mythical hand-eating techniques of a meat pie..... eating it two-handed results in some mess, but it's manageable. - however one-handed while reversing a trailer? What universe is it that the pie doesn't deposit its innards everywhere?
@taniac1860
Ай бұрын
Okay, so for the past 30+ years I have been bit Ching and moaning at my husband when he would make himself a “pie sandwich”. Who knew it was a thing? I just put it down to him having a disgusting habit. He’ll be pleased to know I will no longer single him out for it 😂
@DrToddles
Ай бұрын
Remove top, squirt in tomatoe sauce, replace top!
@bullnose01
Ай бұрын
Making a meat pie into a main meal by placing it between two slices of bread is brilliant. You should copyright the idea.
@HowtoDad
Ай бұрын
It's not mine to copyright. Hungry kiwi's have been doing this for generations.
@bullnose01
Ай бұрын
@@HowtoDad 😊
@Martian74
Ай бұрын
No way would we send our precious meat pies to New Zealand, we need them here.
@kwikflikzyakadventures3795
Ай бұрын
Yeah we know where the best pies are at! NZ pies #1 same as Our Lamingtins! Lmao 🤣
@Billionaire1998
Ай бұрын
I feel like this channel has taken a wrong turn
@i.g.n2trip684
Ай бұрын
Hahahahaha well done 😂
@ekspatriat
Ай бұрын
Love it that the Aussies and Kiwis inherited the British style of meat pie. You both are almost like us except for your crappy versions of Marmite.
@resolecca
Ай бұрын
Australia has crappy vegemite we have superior marmite I say that as someone who cand even stand the stuff bug it's still superior to yours, so is our fish n chips btw 😂😂
@ekspatriat
Ай бұрын
@@resolecca English Marmite is the original. All others are inferior knock-offs. I should know I now live in NZ and thankfully can get the proper stuff here.
@derrickstableford8152
Ай бұрын
I take the top off, then use a fork to scoop the filling. Then pick it up……
@thewhaleking
Ай бұрын
yess sir i always blow on the pie when eating! New zealand pies are truly the best 👌👌👌👌👌👌
@emiliechen2222
6 күн бұрын
That is the good way you always in safety policy have your meat pie 🥧 OZ meat pie was not bad 😂
@sillymelonjam
Ай бұрын
he'll eat a pie inside a sandwich but not open a pie surgically😔🖐
@nie-m1735
Ай бұрын
Oooohhhhhhh mmyyyyyyy ggggooooooood the UK has shit pie's. I NEED A PIE SANDWICH!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!!!
@jmmnlb
Ай бұрын
bro talks in bandit heeler
@HowtoDad
Ай бұрын
Bandit talks in 'How to DAD'
@erfanmahmoodnejad7868
Ай бұрын
Yup, I burned my mouth with the cheese from the first pie I tried so hard that I couldn't eat anything for a few days 😅
@IHeartRugy-qk4xn
Ай бұрын
Can't really emphasize blowing on the pie enough, especially for those trying it for the first time. #PHSSHHHHhhWWWWWWw on your meat pie.
@UKball24
Ай бұрын
Yes ! Pies are yummy 🤤. I like to eat the pie with my hands and blow on it and literally bite into it probably
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