Here's the ultimate morning routine for faking sick! Don't let your mother find this video! Share your success stories in the comments.
@angelarileymc
6 жыл бұрын
Queries Of The Interweb thank you my boi! Chillin at home watching South Park rn
@emmabritton5923
6 жыл бұрын
I'm actually sick I just started to watch this
@ellajudson4077
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah Im watching this so my mum will believe me because I used to fake alot because I got bullied
@pipeitupwho6625
6 жыл бұрын
Queries Of The Interweb my brother said he was sick to my mom and right now he is sleeping while I have to go to school
@dankmemes4007
6 жыл бұрын
Queries Of The Interweb thank you sir you have earned a sub
@MR-MARSHALL
5 жыл бұрын
Adults: This guy is a bad influence. Children: Heil!
@MR-MARSHALL
5 жыл бұрын
Day 1 and I just got favorited by a 24k KZitemr. I feel like my life is complete.
@hali.1217
5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@notry1256
5 жыл бұрын
Go back to work
@birds8410
3 жыл бұрын
@@MR-MARSHALL U ALIVE BRO????
@jelly_randomstuff9614
2 жыл бұрын
Hate to b that guy but Hail*
@mascaronat1303
4 жыл бұрын
Me: 99% of my body is *dying* Mom: You need to go to school it’s important
@lovelydolltime8006
4 жыл бұрын
I bet she would drag your corpse to class.
@josinboop6132
3 жыл бұрын
I bought you a wheelchair get your ass up here's some crutches
@Jackie-bk3sy
3 жыл бұрын
How old are you are you 90 bro
@Wildcardstudios64
2 жыл бұрын
@@UnimaginaryStudios yes you are
@kotaro1469
2 жыл бұрын
Better use that 1% then
@darthdog1691
6 жыл бұрын
I hope this works tomorrow
@ptokraft7552
6 жыл бұрын
The Lego Jedi did it?
@darthdog1691
6 жыл бұрын
PTO Kraft YUP!!!
@maceywhittington1377
6 жыл бұрын
Was it easy?
@darthdog1691
6 жыл бұрын
macey whittington kinda
@naomirichard5489
6 жыл бұрын
The Lego Jedi same
@besnikmanushi9552
3 жыл бұрын
Me: *Dies* My parents: *"You're fine"* *Drags my body to school*
@Smiley_XXV
3 жыл бұрын
OH WHAT THE BLODDY HELL
@kirs8354
2 жыл бұрын
literally my entire life
@videogamevaughn
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@sharkgameonyt
Жыл бұрын
fr
@WillPM-hs3wm
5 жыл бұрын
Me: dies Mom: Get ready for school
@Thomas___
5 жыл бұрын
*_Haha_*
@selenator5108
5 жыл бұрын
If only the teachers were on our side...
@breashiabrown7431
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@luisalba8828
5 жыл бұрын
Fr
@charadreemurr2170
5 жыл бұрын
Get off that damn phone jimmy
@RookieMistakes
2 жыл бұрын
I just pulled it off today 😂 i was having really bad anxiety today after getting in trouble with my homeroom teacher not to mention i just needed a mental break from school. This worked really well!! My dad knew i was not sick and wanted to stay home but I needed an excuse for my Mom.
@mina1uvsu
2 жыл бұрын
need that rn
@nigel4k91
Жыл бұрын
We do not care😮
@Alistasia_Energy
Жыл бұрын
@@nigel4k91 thats a very rude thing to say.
@nigel4k91
Жыл бұрын
@@Alistasia_Energy 😐😕😂😂😂
@EM_Ind
Жыл бұрын
@@nigel4k91 damn I'm sure you are fun at parties
@tendoushair5900
5 жыл бұрын
I puked twice and my mom was just like “It’s your nerves”
@cheeze8681
4 жыл бұрын
Well no shit
@cole9481
4 жыл бұрын
Oh shoot jeeze
@user-sj4td4qv4t
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah my mum's like that too. I threw up all night and she said "your just tired...your teachers will be disappointed"
@DxvilSnipes
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@lowkeystudios5026
4 жыл бұрын
Da fuuuuuuuu
@hambillyhamfish6291
4 жыл бұрын
when he said “i’m a bad influence” i immediately subscribed
@pandabear5552
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@C-126
3 жыл бұрын
Me too homie
@chase6677
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@minecraftbees2209
2 жыл бұрын
Sammeeee
@minecraft_boy8988
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha me to
@audrey..-
Жыл бұрын
Someone died: your going to school Dying: your going!! Fever: your going to school Cold: OMG BABY STAY HOME
@swozyboi
Жыл бұрын
5 years later and I still abuse this method
@Whoisjo
2 жыл бұрын
Sad fact: you searched this up 😅
@bellalynn3538
6 жыл бұрын
Omg I watched this video last night I did it this morning and it worked so now I’m home in bed eating soup yayyyyy
@joelkawiraOfficial
6 жыл бұрын
way to go! Enjoy your sick day off :)
@appreciatehoseok9635
6 жыл бұрын
"Sick" heh
@A-_-A.
6 жыл бұрын
Omfg I'm eating soup rn! I am actually sick with a horrible cold but I have 1 day left of school before my week off so I just have to survive tomorrow without breaking down with tears in the corner of the classroom 👍
@game0nnemisis
6 жыл бұрын
B&G Channel how do I do it
@phoebekelly2266
6 жыл бұрын
I freaking love soup!!!!🥘
@allanaparker5027
5 жыл бұрын
i’m not allowed to stay off school anymore because my attendance is like 57%...
@Fidelitye
5 жыл бұрын
Mine is worse. I did every trick in the book, my mom is now an expert on knowing if I am actually sick.
@allanaparker5027
5 жыл бұрын
The Gaming J.D mine does that too 😂
@user-hv3yn2lo6l
5 жыл бұрын
yup, same :,) I missed a week of school and I got anxiety because I’m going to school tomorrow. I missed a whole week and I still have anxiety and stomach pain.
@angehis4163
5 жыл бұрын
How the HECK! Between grade 6, and 8 I have missed 1 half day. So I missed like 3 hours! One day, I actually threw up because of food poisoning from chucky cheese, and my mom said "okay, you are still going to school, you will only miss school if you throw up at school." *w h a t*
@crapstar7774
5 жыл бұрын
Yes.... Lol me...
@bebsiboo2323
2 жыл бұрын
I now 17 female once woke up when I was around 4th grade and knew that an important test was on that exact day. I knew in an instant that I needed to stay home because I was so unprepared that I became so stressed that my stomach hurt. So I decided to play sick to study for the late-writers. I changed slowly, caught a few times but the moment my mum gave me my breakfast, the stress of keeping my act up and the test became so much that I ran to the bathroom and threw up for what felt like hours. My mum instantly said that I was going to stay home and if she says something, it's like a rule from the bible in that moment. This went on for like 2 days in total until I wasn't allowed to eat sweets anymore and I wasn't complaining tbh since I loved the crackers I was allowed to eat instead. The only thing was that I needed to go to school since the late-writers had to write on that exact day otherwise they would get an F on the test. Me knowing what would happen when I woukd get a bad grade went to school and luckily got home with a good grade. My mum had a really bad day when I got my test results so it kinda saved my life then :]
@cosmic_7589
5 жыл бұрын
Broooo it freaking worked my mom told me to stay at my bed and she gave breakfast at my bed i felt like a king i felt amazing hahahaha thanks a lot
@samiapplegate5077
5 жыл бұрын
ABC DEF wtf
@blueskilla6
5 жыл бұрын
TITAN MSS47 nice pfp
@joannaloret6849
5 жыл бұрын
@ABC DEF creep
@mcwillmom
5 жыл бұрын
#mission accomplished
@8phenom
5 жыл бұрын
@ABC DEF hhj
@linkedsky76
Жыл бұрын
I just need a break from math class they put me in the advanced class bc I guessed every question on my eog and now am top of my class-
@dismas_mersiv
3 жыл бұрын
my parents would be proud of me totally i'm 14 and trying to skip school
@apolinardelgado1966
6 жыл бұрын
My mom said when i am really sick i still go to school untill the techers call my mom
@evil_patrick7073
5 жыл бұрын
If I even through up a bit I get to miss school
@IAmunator
5 жыл бұрын
Apolinar Delgado you are unlucky if i have a 99 fever i get it stay home
@karoline9835
5 жыл бұрын
My new school is really good at letting you go home, literally all we need is permission from an adult or teacher or them and they call our parents depending on how ill we are but if we have a headache we just walk home.
@IAmunator
5 жыл бұрын
emo soul lol
@lazypotato1335
5 жыл бұрын
If that’s the case then go to the office and be like ‘o i was sick in bathroom’
@marcandrei8061
6 жыл бұрын
you know that 1 dislike is a parent
@justjourney9792
6 жыл бұрын
Marc Andrei And teachers.
@v4ni11aciti3s
6 жыл бұрын
Marc Andrei *dramatic gasp* THEY'RE GONNA E-MAIL EVERY PARENT IN EXISTENCE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
@robloxtroll9283
6 жыл бұрын
lol ture that
@serpable336
6 жыл бұрын
Marc Andrei Ur mom
@vybl08
6 жыл бұрын
74 parents and teachers
@zidankhan....
Жыл бұрын
Doesn't work for Indian parents 😢
@FormypersonalUse.
4 ай бұрын
💔💔
@veronqeriqi775
6 жыл бұрын
I did this once but instead I had cereal and after my mom went in the garage for a smoke and then I slowly went to the cabinet and but some cereal in my mouth and milk and water and I fake puking and it landed on the floor my mom ran in and escorted me to my bed and I got to miss half the week
@coffee_gachalife4013
5 жыл бұрын
LUCKY
@avanewman3545
5 жыл бұрын
Nice 👍👍
@raphaeltk7776
5 жыл бұрын
omg thanks so much im gonna try this exact thing LMAO
@rayjb1125
5 жыл бұрын
Lucky! :(
@scorpion9063
5 жыл бұрын
Lucky af I split my head open on purpose and only got a week off
@heavenlysadist
Жыл бұрын
Just an advice of how I fake sick although it wouldn't come like 100% faking anymore. Here's how I do it: 1. Check what your body couldn't take I know it sounds ridiculous and also harming your body, but tbh, I'm completely bad with cold season, causing me to feel sicker than before 2. Go against your immune system Again, it's harming the body, but if you truly can't take school anymore, do something that your immune system is highly against with 3. Repeat the cycle Now repeat this cycle, it may work for some people but just a reminder it will worsen the sickness so I hope you find this useful! (I caught a cough during the morning assembly so I use that as a chance to not going for my exams. Turns out I almost this close getting strep throat after drinking cold water too much 💀 I even exposed my body to shower cold water and etc, hence I make it 100% not fake anymore Right now I'm struggling to breathe 🗿 so don't mind me skipping school for exams) Another new information: If the video doesn't worked (as in, your parents found out), I recommend drinking contaminated water. Trust me, I know it's disgusting but it's better to have strep throat instead of faking sickness. I tried it yesterday and my tonsils were inflamed recently so I managed to skip school lol Don't overdo it, you might kill yourself and get sent to the hospital to remove the tonsillitis inside of your mouth
@wouldntyouliketoknow644
3 жыл бұрын
He flirted with my mom, roasted me AND taught me how to fake being sick? He earned that sub
@boyu4570
5 жыл бұрын
Me: trippin slow walk and not eating food Also me: mom I dont feel so good Thermometer: hold my mercury
@kermitsuiside7454
5 жыл бұрын
The thermometers don't got mercury in them
@kermitsuiside7454
5 жыл бұрын
It has silver liquid,ethanol or alcohol,and Mercuric oxide or some and some other dum shit Thay dont use mercury anymore because if your brakes in schools or any other place the Mercury will tend to evaporate if not clean properly which Mercury is actually very toxic if it goes airborne
@HakunaMatata69420
4 жыл бұрын
@@kermitsuiside7454 you know that it is a joke? Right?...
@mzsty1622
4 жыл бұрын
We still got the mercury one
@lyr1call
4 жыл бұрын
@@kermitsuiside7454 they still sell mercury ones in Estonia, not sure about other countries
@liamnussbaum9440
4 жыл бұрын
Me: Mom I’m sick Mom: Ok well if u don’t feel better go see the nurse Nurse: *Im about to end this mans whole career*
@cheeze8681
4 жыл бұрын
Nurse: *Slowly brings up ice pack*
@imdumb9266
4 жыл бұрын
CL Evo only think the nurse says is u don’t have a fever
@suckmyduck924
4 жыл бұрын
*_* ^~^
@kkball3509
4 жыл бұрын
@'!
@stephaniejabs7796
4 жыл бұрын
My mom said that this morning and she already left so when my brother is about to leave imma make throwing up sounds so he hears is then imma call my mom and tell her I threw up
@therealthing3665
2 жыл бұрын
I'm actually sick today, and I'm watching this for amusement
@doristhesadistic2592
4 жыл бұрын
'Doing work slowly' 'Not eating food' 'Slow and gloomy voice' 'Tripping' This is my everyday life- LMFAO
@muichirosbiggestfann
3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@YaBoi_Zi
3 жыл бұрын
Me too I will sit there and not eat and kay my head down and i dont get out of bed but i actually do that when I'm really sick she always buys me Gatorade
@juhopavedtheway9825
3 жыл бұрын
SAME PLS LMFAO
@daviniya-v4v
3 жыл бұрын
finally someone that i can relate to...
@ellierose3696
3 жыл бұрын
Lol same
@gregoryswelding
Жыл бұрын
0:56 If you were my dad, my life would be so much better
@retroguy3344
Жыл бұрын
i watch this annually on every first day of school.
@J.whosdat
3 жыл бұрын
I pulled this without even watching the video 🥷🤣😎 (managed to stay at home for a whole month)
@Westoniscool_andlikessoccer
6 ай бұрын
Good for you dude
@-mop-
11 ай бұрын
I can't tell how much i am grateful, i did all the steps + added my own dramatic behavior even doctor thought i was sick & writed medicine 😃 and i also got 1 day off school Thank you!!!
@earlgreyseraphim
4 жыл бұрын
I'm Only doing this to stay away from my Classmates. Like Literally, they Continue to lie to you, only to break you down in the end. plus it's Flu season.
@charlotterooimans3289
3 жыл бұрын
Same here, fuck them
@nasraddinosman4948
3 жыл бұрын
U
@monikalewandowska4425
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr I hate my class
@TheShortsShadowCreature
4 ай бұрын
2:09 actually, it depends on your wording of how you say "im sick...", today i used it but with the wording "i don't feel so good...", works like a charm
@selinthemakeuplover3102
6 жыл бұрын
I did this today and my mom is convinced that I'm sick. This worked but sadly my mom doesn't go to her job on Mondays (she is a teacher and she doesn't teach on Mondays) so now my mom keeps checking on me. I did this because I have 259 pages of weekend homework that I left for the last minute. I will do this again some day.BTW I subscribed.
@z-manwuvsgirrafes3646
6 жыл бұрын
Bruh, 259 pages? Left till the end? I thought I was lazy lol
@harryhogstew
3 жыл бұрын
Me: Literally burns to death Mom: Drags me into the hallway*
@_curledupdog_2677
Жыл бұрын
When my mom asks me if I’m feeling ok I just kinda groan at her and it works every time.
@fionnduffy6915
6 жыл бұрын
I just went 'uggghhhhh' I have a headache and feel like vomiting' and my dad do u wanna stay and ima like fick yeah
@actiongame4918
6 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@upbeated5441
6 жыл бұрын
Same here
@plopplop5218
6 жыл бұрын
Fick yeah
@6xmaaaa
3 жыл бұрын
I wanna stay home from school at least for 1 day. My mum can’t get fooled
@poopoopppppooopooooppoo
4 жыл бұрын
me: *has panic attack and cries all night* my mom: ur fine get ready for school.
@lowkeystudios5026
4 жыл бұрын
Oh my..
@bubblegumplays6687
4 жыл бұрын
Why is this my mom summed up in a comment
@Realityisnot2
4 жыл бұрын
@@bubblegumplays6687 same
@traceythreadgall1921
4 жыл бұрын
I literally have this problem I could be coughing up blood and my mom is like ur going to school!!!
@Elle-yk1ee
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@inkjoeeccles5974
5 жыл бұрын
I feel like my parents would think I’m high
@DK_LOLSIES
4 жыл бұрын
SAME
@chloes_.closet_
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the education system should question themselves if students are trying to get sick.
@fashionmf6542
5 жыл бұрын
All the dislikes are from parents 🚫🧢
@mensuraksakal1065
6 ай бұрын
I could be puking out my internal organs and my dad would be like “you don’t have a fever boy get your ass to school”
@angolangirl1
4 жыл бұрын
U know when I grow up to be a parent and my children start going to high school I’ll be like my mom I’ll look at my children then say tell me the truth then I’ll let them stay home but if my husband says no guess what it’s a take ur daughter to work day
@mascaronat1303
4 жыл бұрын
Here’s a tip: Think about horrible things. Think about a time that you were deeply sad or deeply heart by someone and had you’re heart broken. Basically, try to cry. But don’t say why you’re crying (thinking about sad thoughts) Instead, say that you’re crying because your stomach hurts really bad, or you feel super sick. This *will* be believable because no kid cries when they’re faking being sick. No kid would actually cry for real. It will also be a signal that yes, this is bad enough to not go to school. Maybe also try thinking about how unfair life is, or how meaningless everything is, but don’t depress yourself, you just need to cry, even if its just a little bit. I’m not an actor but I can tell you that this works really good
@lovelydolltime8006
4 жыл бұрын
Better yet, actually be depressed.
@pleasantadventures7815
2 жыл бұрын
@@lovelydolltime8006 check ✔
@N0TKAT0
5 жыл бұрын
Oml! I was *SHOOK* I tried it and it worked! In ma head I was like Thx for the tips I missed a health test and the teacher forgot so I didn’t have to do it! Btw love ur vids. Thanks 🙏
@lpsoreoproductions1
4 жыл бұрын
How’d you give yourself a fever?
@solar7312
4 жыл бұрын
How do you give yourself a fever
@hafsafayazjamadar5482
3 жыл бұрын
most people: wanting to skip school me: faking sick so my mom would pay attention to me
@chirukun
3 жыл бұрын
woah, it's like me but in the past lol
@fijiwater7867
5 жыл бұрын
I’m always slow when getting ready for school in the morning 😂
@yokoiamisuzuki1992
3 жыл бұрын
Who's here because they're sick but u feel like ur parents are still gonna make u go to school 😭
@meowersplayz8710
5 жыл бұрын
My project that is due tomorrow: -Work 6 hours on it tonight -Or not go to school tomorrow I think I will just not go to school.
@pathetik
5 жыл бұрын
*gets bad grade and fails class*
@meowersplayz8710
5 жыл бұрын
@@pathetik Lol, my grade was actually good. ._.
@bigbagoonas7902
5 жыл бұрын
If you have black Latina family.... Good luck, can I get a amen
@SolidBSM
5 жыл бұрын
No
@yilingpatriarch4223
5 жыл бұрын
It depends on the parent or parents, and how they were raised, for example, my mom just has the personality that makes her serious but she is playful even though she's black Latino, my friend's mom who is black NEVER gives whoopens my friend has NEVER gotten the belt or the extension cord, her mom is silly and fun to be around. Stereotypes are extremely wrong, it just divide us, yes while many are like that we still have red blood, our skin has nothing to do with it.
@bigbagoonas7902
5 жыл бұрын
Ugly girl looking for acne tips Gabriela Ruiz that’s noting close to what I was saying, but alright
@grace-qu9ks
5 жыл бұрын
Being Asian is worse. I was discharged today and have to go to school tmr :')
@supecrazycotonkidsthatfigh5049
5 жыл бұрын
50th like
@HargullLifeG
3 жыл бұрын
Touch the dangling thing at the back of your throat like 3 or 4 times. It makes you throw up. It's worked for me a few times
@Tomas29981
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@gabrielastecanella8873
2 жыл бұрын
Next video: how to avoid your parents taking you to the hospital after this video
@maluasunita
4 жыл бұрын
Only popular and pretty people have a good time in school
@horizon3849
4 жыл бұрын
True...So true...
@XenoMobilePhones
Жыл бұрын
guys i have a GOOD method to skip school (Not recommended to do often tho) (Also not responsible for any health consequences after doin this...) things you need: 1. No-gas cola. Any cola works fine. (i call it decarbonated cola) (Just open your cola bottle and let all the gas seep out, and shake it to oblivion) If cola is not available, try using ice cubes and drink em with COLD/normal water. 2. Drink it (also applies to ice water) For cola: Quarter-half bottle is fine, or if you're feeling brave, DRINK THE WHOLE BOTTLE OR MORE! For water: Drink 2+ glasses of the ice water stuff. 3. after drinking WORK WORK WORK. Work yourself out, do anything that consumes a lotta energy, like jumping jacks or playing badminton, jogging stuff like that. I GUARANTEE THIS WORKS! Once i tried it and did the work for 15+ min i got a massive stomach ache and a headache! my parents let me stay home for a day! (This is recommended to perform before the day u wanna skip) IF IT WORKS/DOES NOT WORK! REPLY TO ME PLS!
@DakshGamingMore
5 жыл бұрын
Try this: 1. After 5-7 mins of you waking up, just walk up to your mom saying that you’re having acidity and stomach ache. 2. Go the washroom and wait for sometime (act as if you’re pooping) 3. Once your mom is a little far, open the tap carefully (not making any noise) and throw some water on the sink while making noises as if you’re puking 🤮 4. Scream “Mommy!!” Until she’s close and then tell her you puked while shaking a little and feeling scared. No way she’s letting you go to school!! I missed school 1 week straight by this method
@phizzy3668
2 жыл бұрын
That’s genius ima do that tomorrow
@Clousure0001
2 жыл бұрын
im scared that i should do that
@cleanrap4869
2 жыл бұрын
I want to get out of school, not give my mom a heart attack. She overreacts a lot
@itsagent
2 жыл бұрын
Bro I am having really and genuine motion and. Vomiting 🤮 and even I wan not abel to stand still my mom ask me can u try to go to school She thinks that if I don't go school for 1 day there will be a disaster like Aliens came to earth Elon Musk became President of Mars And most importantly School is going to be dead without me Really believe me it actually happens to me
@YouTubeUserNineEleven
2 жыл бұрын
All I did was put water in my bowl then said I threw up. Ima try this tho especially since it's the first week of school for me now.
@RATMM1
5 жыл бұрын
I always usually fake sick at least once a month just because
@gebakaneee
5 жыл бұрын
Me too 😭
@spacewolf4346
3 жыл бұрын
Once I tried to make it look like I tripped but I was at the top of my stairs and I fell down the stairs... but I did not go to school instead I went to the doctors and found out I had a broken finger 😃 the good old days
@alexqxx
2 жыл бұрын
how i become sick: I go take a bath and when i finish i keep the ac open but i actually become sick-
@mxzane
3 жыл бұрын
other moms: "OMG sweetie! You're looking pale! Just stay home today." my mom: "IDC IF YOU BROKE YOUR ARM. GET TO SCHOOL."
@ricardopratt5190
3 жыл бұрын
Its warid that's MOMs Make you go to school when you could just not go to the class sleep all day call her tell her your sick and she can just come back for you so they may as well just let you stay home
@digimonxjaeson7110
8 ай бұрын
My dad picking me up from school when I’m actually sick My dad: Really bro? My parents don’t believe if I’m sick unless I literally am throwing up CONSTANTLY in front of them..
@malaysiawatchman2937
5 жыл бұрын
I know another one is to just stay up all night and say u stayed up all night that's what I'm doing right now
@brunyboss4904
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@cynthiaday6984
5 жыл бұрын
oi get that out of here
@yilingpatriarch4223
5 жыл бұрын
1:16 jaja it that time at am i miss school today and Will tm wish luck to me
@awsomegamer8277
4 жыл бұрын
me: dies mom: brings body to school till summer
@icecreamlover-wg2ie
3 жыл бұрын
my mom is a nurse. NOTING GETS PASSED HER, NOTING. she is also a part time teacher, my teacher. once, my sister broke her arm the morning of a school day, and instead of taking my sis to the doctors, mom made her go to school like that. she didn't even have a cast. my one dream is to get a free day. also i live in Arizona, there is no snow days.
@Thisisquitestupidinnit
3 жыл бұрын
I’m currently sick at a 100.4F fever so I feel bad for everyone watching this
@10SuperLJCOM18
3 жыл бұрын
It’s annoying cuz I will be unwell then my mom sends me in and then she says “if you’re really that sick the medical will send you home” BUT THEY LITERALLY DON’T THEY JUST SEND YOU BACK TO CLASS WITH STUPID WATER
@default4553
Жыл бұрын
Go slow = Mom will think I slept late Don’t Eat = Mom will think I’m wasteful Stumble = Mom will think I’m clumsy Deny I’m Sick = Mom will just send me to school
@faucon.t
2 жыл бұрын
"your parents will be begging you" my abusive parents: no the school will force us
@pastlifesubliminals
6 жыл бұрын
This. This saved my life from 4 school days already in total. Here's how I did it; I did this in the end of october - start of november and in january(today to be exact), both are months where kids are getting sick. I paired this with the days I felt slightly sick but it was enough to make me feel crappy, but otherwise my mother wouldn't let me stay home. I stayed up until like 2 the first time I did this and followed the steps on how to get a fever, my temperature didn't get as hot but with the morning routine I got to stay home for 3 days~ Now, today I stayed up until 12 am, I had a cold the day before and my head hellishly hurt, but my mother would just say to get a painkiller and go. Walking slowly, talking quietly and taking ages to change did the trick I guess. Thanks for this video, it really helped me and I can get a few days without anxiety~ have a nice day! (Also, sorry for my lack of english skills.)
@dilshodsuponov9992
Жыл бұрын
I would truly did it 3 times in the same month
@mar._.780
4 жыл бұрын
OMG IT WORKED!! I stayed home and I had a test today I didn’t study for so yessss thank God I got to study!! Thanks for the “lesson” xD
@marcsoshiesty
2 жыл бұрын
Dis is y bad influencer r good influencers
@sebcigala273
2 жыл бұрын
This takes into account that ill even see my parents in the morning or have a loving breakfast and even if I do see em school is like a miracle cure for poverty to them
@k8iebug
5 жыл бұрын
I did these things, however, I didn't stay home cause of my parents thinking I'm sick. It was because when I came to the "tripping" part I bent too far down, lost my balance and cracked my head open ( at the time, I was walking out of my garage, and so the floor is made of concrete )
@greekyoutuber6928
Жыл бұрын
Thanks, bro, you make me lose one day of school.
@razer_gaming8831
Жыл бұрын
I went to the hospital cuz of this and turns out i am a little sick,god bless you
@JacesAviation101
3 жыл бұрын
Me: I have a headache Parents: then get off you phone Me: 😪“hello my old darkness friend”😥
@maxawesome4358
5 жыл бұрын
This my first time seeing him and he's pretty damn funny😂😂
@ruthslabbert8517
2 жыл бұрын
We had finals coming up this week it worked it worked it works so well that she actually took me to the doctor and I got in big trouble
@gouravkhurana3637
6 жыл бұрын
I will try it tomorrow........wish me best of my luck
@samaurar.6029
6 жыл бұрын
Gourav Khurana did it work?
@dayton7207
6 жыл бұрын
Gourav Khurana did you pull ot off
@phoenixfire7972
5 жыл бұрын
Go girl
@drroolin3421
7 жыл бұрын
I miss you man! I liked
@turkeydinosaurs5167
3 жыл бұрын
My mum is not letting me have the day off and when I asked why she said "you just can't have a day off" I even offered to do chores but she said no
@zebulonbroder1909
6 жыл бұрын
It worked
@popcop7765
Ай бұрын
best things to fake a stomachaches imo… they can’t touch your stomach like they would with your head to see if you feel bad and you can simply make yourself vomit by using your fingers
@DK_LOLSIES
4 жыл бұрын
Hi! Keeping you updated! I go to school at 7:00 3:36 I am currently wearing one of those heating hand pads on my forehead, as well as keeping hot water in a cup so I can drink it to keep my mouth warm so I am ready for both temp checks! 4:05 my head is ON FIRE my mouth I can't feel ANYTHING and its not even close to 7...I'm gonna end up really being sick- 4:07 that Spongebob episode where he makes the music to get the jellyfish away is on and I'm VIBING 5:00 and I have thrown up from drinking to much hot water! No school for me~! :DD
@elliehughes2324
4 жыл бұрын
Did u go to school
@DK_LOLSIES
4 жыл бұрын
@@elliehughes2324 SORRY I DIDN'T EEP YOU UPDATED LOL- No I didn't go to school cuz I am now sick from drinking too much hot water- .-.
@Violet_isgay
2 жыл бұрын
@@DK_LOLSIES thanks for a idea :)
@DK_LOLSIES
2 жыл бұрын
@@Violet_isgay yw lol
@danicruz9354
2 жыл бұрын
Genius!
@Kanaotsuyuri12434
2 жыл бұрын
Bro my mom will say “it’s because the phone”
@sanderwage1730
3 жыл бұрын
thanks so much this realy worked for me i told them that i only ate one slice of bread for breakfest did not eat my dinner and any other foods as well. And then my dad told me that it seems a lot like that i want to skip my work but then i said no i realy want to go to work i should go because its my work then he said i should try to eat my dinner i ate very little and said that it hurts when i swallow. Then he said thai i realy should be home and that i cant go outside. And then he sent my boss a mail message that i have to be home from work. I have been sick from work on thursday and now its tuesday next week and my father went on a holiday for this weekend so i was home alone and my brother come home on sunday after i went to bed and my father come home yesterday. And on sunday we talked together on phone i said that i have not become any better so he said ok then i should be home on monday. This begin with me having to sneeze a lot and it was hurting in my ears for real so then my father said that i have to be home i said ok maybe that is best so that i dont infect my other coworkers just in case because of the coronavirus going on. But now im fine but i have started playing Battlefield 5 now and its so amazing so i just wanted to be home playing Battlefield a bit longer. Now my father said we wil see how im feeling today and that i must eat something i said that i did only eat a slice of bread for breakfest because my throat hurts that it hurts a bit when i swallow. my brother came home from a student apartment on sunday he asked me how i was luckily for me i had a lot of slime in my mouth then so it made me sound sick when my father come home he said that i dont sound so sick now my brother told him that i sound realy hoarse in my voice that he thinks its would have been so strange if i made that voice up i did not because of the slime i had in my mouth then.
@mikesiscoe1627
6 ай бұрын
It was working until when I only tripped ONE TIME she said “cOmE oN, yOuRr bEing REidClus”
@breastmilklover
4 жыл бұрын
Guy:I’m a bad influence Me: as long as it’s to skip school ur like Jesus to me lol 😂 edit: the fact im athiest now is funny
@may_writes_songs2694
4 жыл бұрын
YEA
@youtubeceo3737
3 жыл бұрын
He didnt die for you...
@breastmilklover
3 жыл бұрын
@@youtubeceo3737 huh-
@elenastojanovic2270
3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@soulcream2388
3 жыл бұрын
@@breastmilklover what’s your tiktok
@lovelytessa6909
5 жыл бұрын
even if i died my mom would bring my grave to school :(
@mkaybye2135
5 жыл бұрын
lovely tessa LMFAO OMG your mom ain’t okay gurl
@cajk119
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@ilydzyy
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@bobatea4964
5 жыл бұрын
DAT ME MOM TOO ;-; Edit:Not really but same is what i mean
@kaisetic3150
5 жыл бұрын
Same, my mother always says, "just go to the nurse if you don't feel good"
@cydroschelleamores1922
6 жыл бұрын
Mom: *Suddenly pulls out a thermometer* Me: O_O.
@johannedwards3330
5 жыл бұрын
Combine with fake fever, then u gucci
@angelsanchez4048
5 жыл бұрын
Cyd Amores you can put the thermometer 🌡 in the light💡 and it will make it hot that is what I did 😂
@melissarush575
5 жыл бұрын
@@angelsanchez4048 ehhh they will check it again or say surrre
@daank4361
5 жыл бұрын
I was very sick once and the thermometer was broken and my mom didn't knew that so i just had to go to school.. worst day of my live
@hutfin8735
5 жыл бұрын
@@daank4361 Life*
@pancakeperson4045
5 жыл бұрын
"If you say I'M SICK nobody's gonna believe that" Me: I'M SICK mom: okay go to bed
@megannaidoo6748
4 жыл бұрын
Tell ur mum to adopt me pls
@fawazahmed3318
4 жыл бұрын
I want this type of mom
@fawazahmed3318
4 жыл бұрын
@@megannaidoo6748 sameeeee!!!!
@nikokichi
4 жыл бұрын
IKR
@syd1869
4 жыл бұрын
I wish that was my momm
@nataliagajewska6679
5 жыл бұрын
Me: *pukes Mom:IT BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN PHONE
@emma-kn3yh
4 жыл бұрын
ILike Frosties SAME
@lowkeystudios5026
4 жыл бұрын
You are me
@emilyjuvan3779
4 жыл бұрын
fax
@itsyazmin1337
3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@relay5631
3 жыл бұрын
FR
@royalamara5780
3 жыл бұрын
No one.. Me missing 1 day of school: Child has cancer Bff moves Teacher arrested Someone killed Homework the rest of the year Final exams tomorrow Boyfriend cheat on 700 girls
@itzchc3942
3 жыл бұрын
no bcs fr
@xarticwolfex6062
3 жыл бұрын
Mood
@calhuh1232
3 жыл бұрын
Mood
@wwchickendinner88
3 жыл бұрын
mood
@rjay333x
3 жыл бұрын
Mood
@felixxcantfixit
5 жыл бұрын
Me: *pukes* Mom: Get ready for school your gonna be late!
@supecrazycotonkidsthatfigh5049
5 жыл бұрын
Potaoes unite!!
@alex_silver1246
5 жыл бұрын
That is literally my mum, I was sick and she literally sent me to school but when my brothers are sick they get to stay home
@Melon-fo5rs
5 жыл бұрын
That actually happened to me, i threw up and had a nosebleed and my dad said "I'll drop you off at lunch then" and im just like 😬😬😬
@alex_silver1246
5 жыл бұрын
Mel S RIP, now that is just messed up
@Melon-fo5rs
5 жыл бұрын
@@alex_silver1246 lmaoo, also i like ur profile pic
@sophiaschmitt6430
5 жыл бұрын
My parents are Asian. There’s no way in hell they’d let me skip school, even if I was dying. 😂
@anotherredditchannelbutonm186
5 жыл бұрын
Bruh, mines are Hispanic. They'll find out, proceed to beat me with a sandal, throw me outside and force me to walk to school
@sophiaschmitt6430
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@sarahisapotato1289
5 жыл бұрын
Sophia Schmitt ikrrr! That’s y I’m here
@tailschaotix1176
5 жыл бұрын
When you steal somebody's comment
@milkywaygirl2245
5 жыл бұрын
broo same they would call me dumb
@A-_-A.
6 жыл бұрын
When you have parents that probably wouldn't even let you off school even if you were dying... '___'
@sydneycraver4079
6 жыл бұрын
Anissa Lingley SAME
@2awesometohandle369
6 жыл бұрын
yaps... same here
@cockybug
6 жыл бұрын
If I get straight A’s I can miss like a day 💀
@iogjaay4691
6 жыл бұрын
Frrrr*
@A-_-A.
6 жыл бұрын
daddy ! :0 LUCKY! I've got A's (the equivalent) & I can't get a day off even if I'm ill!
@Raptorrena
6 жыл бұрын
🍷🗿
@DaddyzNutz
5 жыл бұрын
Did u know 98% of what you learn in school is actually useless
@xshqyx
5 жыл бұрын
So whats the 2% of it
@avaangel777
5 жыл бұрын
shackylacky Mcgeough like one ela and math lesson
@jackmaher3316
5 жыл бұрын
easy way to get likes
@jeeode47
5 жыл бұрын
school is so bad i actually have a fear of getting things wrong hey, murica.
@daud6374
6 жыл бұрын
Me:*Walking unbalanced* Mom:*Shoves me in car and throws me at school*
@peppershaker7215
6 жыл бұрын
Thats how my mom is... -_- i hate it
@aweirdo5656
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@chloefrances5969
5 жыл бұрын
MOOD
@natalienunn7897
5 жыл бұрын
High key🤣
@evil_patrick7073
5 жыл бұрын
I just have to throw up somehow then I’ll get out of running the mile, nah I’ll do it before school so I don’t embarrass myself
@ethans8204
5 жыл бұрын
My parents said “try to go to school and if u ain’t feel good go to the nurse”. :(
@pinesprings3395
5 жыл бұрын
Me
@chasedaugherty8589
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@franco5800
5 жыл бұрын
SAME UGH
@scuseme6600
5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao my school nurses NEVER let us go home. Especially if you had low attendance. If you broke your foot they would keep you at school no matter what
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