Watch My Too Hot For KZitem Vids: patreon.com/OffendingEverybody
@Chriz0
9 ай бұрын
WHY NOW?
@foxnight_122
9 ай бұрын
Ok
@CaptBackwards
9 ай бұрын
Very easy for one to mistake this particular event as a hate crime Although your sister not clearing the air and let others continue to think it was a malicious intent to commit a hate crime is very wrong of her.
@ashmanashman8171
8 ай бұрын
You always make my day
@Noobyplayzgames
7 ай бұрын
😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
@InfernalManThing
10 ай бұрын
"If someone pisses you off, don't get mad. Get even." banger quote
@kwonpae-corr4300
9 ай бұрын
WHAT A STINGER
@BigAJ50000
8 ай бұрын
JFK Quote
@Chair3524
8 ай бұрын
Don’t get mad, get glad!
@bruhslayr
8 ай бұрын
Facts
@A-Clear_View
7 ай бұрын
5th reply
@Foxthatisaplush
10 ай бұрын
This man has his priorities STRAIGHT. Your Dog ALWAYS Comes First.
@bart5009
5 ай бұрын
Truth has been told!!
@graysonbean4678
5 ай бұрын
Good man
@agentstar734
4 ай бұрын
John Wick would agree
@drewpocernich2540
4 ай бұрын
Except they technically also abandoned the dog by shoving the responsibility on his sister.
@Speedz6406
2 ай бұрын
there is one saying and only one pals before gals/ bros before h0es
@austinbridges518
8 ай бұрын
"She'd rather let people believe a lie, if she could be the victim." My sister before therapy
@xxXXRAPXXxx
7 ай бұрын
Every woman in general.
@tailedgod4551
4 ай бұрын
@@xxXXRAPXXxx *most
@Gratalatt
4 ай бұрын
My sister before (and after) therapy as well
@TomasBregman
4 ай бұрын
@@xxXXRAPXXxxwho hurt you lil bro
@xxXXRAPXXxx
4 ай бұрын
@@TomasBregman Mainly myself.
@jordanc8499
Жыл бұрын
100% justified lol. Your parents will listen to reason and the explanation. Your sisters husband and his family will always see her as the hate crime wedding lol.
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
You never forget your first hate crime wedding
@SimonLegendsman
10 ай бұрын
worth it
@Skully_Ded
8 ай бұрын
10/10 would do it again for Shelby.
@nobody..--.
4 ай бұрын
@@0ffendingeverybodyDUDE THAT WAS NOT EVEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE MORE TO HER
@RandomIowanGuy
Ай бұрын
@@0ffendingeverybody fr
@gooberV2
Жыл бұрын
hilarious story, I loved it! My mom loves baking, and she grounded me for getting a C on an assignment, so I replaced all of her flour with baking soda and vice versa, it took her like three batches to figure out what was wrong, the whooping was worth it
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
The whooping was Well worth it
@Manzishvt
Жыл бұрын
@@0ffendingeverybody😂
@spacemann1425
10 ай бұрын
That's your mom bro, c'mon, like why?
@cubixxty
10 ай бұрын
Bro thats your mom plus C isnt a good grade at all well deserved to you for getting grounded and whooped
@mwawadoshanga
10 ай бұрын
@@spacemann1425 I can observe that he was practicing but a miniscule amount of trolling.
@Agame-sj
Жыл бұрын
underrated channel
@shalev441
Жыл бұрын
Fr I don't understand how I haven't heard if him till yesterday
@hauru3220
Жыл бұрын
Clearly, bro is making an amazing content. I hope he will get the fame he deserves
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Under rated homies
@Mr_Overkiller003
Жыл бұрын
fr underated first vid i saw a sub and every other vid binged directly afterwards
@Gamingandmusic.
Жыл бұрын
FR
@Mr.Capitalism
Жыл бұрын
I've been watching and applying your tutorials in my daily life and it got better thanks to you am living in a cozy locked room with a very friendly roommate without paying taxes
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Taxation is theft
@AzureJay1214
Жыл бұрын
Fr@@0ffendingeverybody
@Mr.Capitalism
Жыл бұрын
@@0ffendingeverybody the government is a fraud
@Lazymanz975
10 ай бұрын
hes lucky i got put in fedral prison for 20 years@@0ffendingeverybody
@doomz-h3w
10 ай бұрын
lol
@Kay-jk1er
8 ай бұрын
a story that still cracks me up to this day, one day when i was 8 years old my family and i went to a beach, me and my brother made a sand castle and after a bit he got thirsty and left to ask our parents for money to buy water, when he left 2 10-11 year old kids approached me, pushed me over, and kicked my sand castle, brother came back and got angry so he told me to grab some rocks and shells to stuff inside a new castle, we made another castle but now it has the ouchie hard stuff inside, he leaves again and the 2 kids come back, push me over again and started kicking it, both of them had their nails chipped and feet scratched, they cried, we laugh and that was the end of it. UNTIL their mom comes and shouts at both of us saying we hurt their kid and my brother's response was "we didn't hurt them the rocks did" she got angrier and still said that we hurt her babies so my brother punched them both and put sand in their screeching mouths and whispered "now we've hurt your babies, happy now?" i didn't wanna get in trouble so i threw sand in her eyes and we ran away
@MATEITHEBOY
4 ай бұрын
Pocket sand!
@Meman29384
4 ай бұрын
Jesus how many years have you and your brother been in prison
@moneybuth
4 ай бұрын
that’s awesome
@moneybuth
4 ай бұрын
that’s really awesome
@TheMist3rMan
Ай бұрын
If this story is real, then holy SHIT is your mom a savage!!!
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Which Topics Should I Roast Next?
@CharlieSalter-jb1ks
Жыл бұрын
Types of Bongs
@_movie_clippers
Жыл бұрын
Rich people (bill gates and elon musk or some shi) / tiktokers
@calebwebster5461
Жыл бұрын
Climate change and teslas
@kok0nat944
Жыл бұрын
Do you have something to say about children annoying you in public, or some stories like that? Like most annoying things in public.
@JojoThoughts
Жыл бұрын
Marriage
@BAAAAAAAAA649
Жыл бұрын
This is genuinely one of the best channels ever this shit is just too funny
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Appreciate it funnieryuns. You know I got more bangers coming soon
@Idoitsgaming
11 ай бұрын
Yes
@coastie2025
Жыл бұрын
Truly the definition of offending everybody
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
I stay true to ma name
@ILOVESPAMNUKE
3 ай бұрын
@@0ffendingeverybodyIS THE DOG OKAY? SHELBY OKAY?
@RadwanP1
Жыл бұрын
plot twist the devil dog toy was stuffed with uranium
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Damn thats thinking layers deep hotchocolate
@atlas.from.portal2
Ай бұрын
Talk about a withering time
@Sumoooooooooo
Жыл бұрын
Bro throwing heat as his sister publicly is the funniest shit ever
@bruzh6359
10 ай бұрын
Man should have gifted her all the chewing toys saying 'You're gonna abandon him like shelby? '
@TheMist3rMan
Ай бұрын
Holy shit dude XD
@robertdalley7450
Жыл бұрын
3:14 i find this too relatable
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Lot of b1tches out there like this
@Gabrielww2
10 ай бұрын
@@0ffendingeverybodybro you are so real nigga
@gagapoopy
10 ай бұрын
pretty much my whole family except me and my dad are like this :\
@yugoslavball1945
Жыл бұрын
As someone who poisoned my friend with drano who stole my cat, I can confirm this is relatable.
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
We've all been there yugo
@yugoslavball1945
Жыл бұрын
@@0ffendingeverybody fr
@Joshua-eu2fb
9 ай бұрын
" the devil made me do it" So relatable
@McDonalds_Ying
8 ай бұрын
0:05 "Slowly poisoning their drink with Dranno"Verry funny line.
@laughingfest623
10 ай бұрын
If the channel's under a million subs, you know the content is fire 🔥 and I'm pretty sure that you'll hit that milestone in no time cuz dude, you're funny as hell
@gavinclyde8208
3 ай бұрын
Bro turned into John wick when he saw his dog was hurt 😂
@deepprakash4841
7 ай бұрын
My neighbour threatened to kill our dog, one thing leads to the other and my dad broke their brick wall with a sledgehammer
@voidreyes
10 ай бұрын
I swear I can feel myself making funnier jokes the more I watch this channel
@samchase9625
7 ай бұрын
You avenged Shelby, her best day was ruined, based af👏👏👏👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@mgwt3621
8 ай бұрын
This is the funniest channel ver the perfect balance of dark humor and s3x jokes makes it amazing💀
@shivy.r97
Жыл бұрын
Being more successful and happier than those who did me dirty is the best.
@David_Fellner
Жыл бұрын
That's the diplomatic approach to revenge.
@RevengenceRaven
22 күн бұрын
Holy shit, that thing you said at the end reminded me so much of my sister. Family that would rather hurt and or tear their own family apart just to pretend to be the victims are the worst.
@blueflamez0
11 ай бұрын
your videos are like a drug i found you 3 days ago and cant stop watching you keep up the great work!
@janpacyk5641
Жыл бұрын
Jesus christ that is Golden Revenge. You're probably the best youtuber. But i swear this revenge was GOLDEN.
@RadiZach
Жыл бұрын
Yeshua since the wrapping paper was hebrew-themed
@michael_stein123
Ай бұрын
As a someone with Jewish heritage in their blood, you did not commit to crime. I understand it was the wrapping paper you have
@urieldominguez6753
Жыл бұрын
Hey man I don't know if you'll read this but, your videos are really amazing! Every time I look forward to your videos, they give me a much needed laugh to get through my circumstances. Lol
@kinggeorgelll8882
Жыл бұрын
Dude you’re the best. Always cracks me up and gets me through the day.
@stealrides
Жыл бұрын
Man whenever you post it's a good day
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Appreciation posts are even greater day StealRides
@Ambatukam69317
Жыл бұрын
even though this channel offends me, i still watch it more than i sharpen my dagger
@markdanielczyk944
6 ай бұрын
Damn near pissed myself! Of all the people that need to quit their day job, this is the guy! Classic absolutely Classic!🤣💪👍
@Clyde_TheRulerOfEverything
9 ай бұрын
This channel is awesome, he ain't scared to say shit. Love it.
@LillianNourse
5 ай бұрын
This guy is the ultimate savage 💀
@A-Clear_View
9 ай бұрын
Is the dog still OK?
@sadathusovic7217
2 ай бұрын
YEAH
@Phoenix_Skel
Ай бұрын
That dog is 9 years old now and the average old age for a dog is roughly 10 years, so he’s gettin old
@Justabitofsaltandpepper
Ай бұрын
Yeah the dog interviewed him last timed
@JimNoltie
28 күн бұрын
@@Phoenix_Skelno dogs usually get 14 years old
@Anti-furry-no8vv
Ай бұрын
The amount of people this man has scarred for life… it brightens my day to think about it 😂
@aaronta6573
7 ай бұрын
If it weren't for this man I wouldn't be LMAO during the middle of class remembering his funny ass videos
@kilonova5587
9 ай бұрын
This story gave me john wick vibes 😂😂😂
@SRGProductions
8 ай бұрын
Yo bro, this channel is funny asf 😂😂 keep up the good work and you’ll make it higher than before🙏🏼🙏🏼
@NovikNikolovic
7 ай бұрын
Bro is offending everybody, even accidentally 😂
@thechosenone-oc6vn
Жыл бұрын
One of the best ones yet had me laughing so much
@angieperalta5649
22 күн бұрын
sisters wedding is temporary, but dog is forever
@kok0nat944
Жыл бұрын
Perfect video! I love ur humor :DD. Keep it up!
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
You got it Kok
@stanleypressley2197
Ай бұрын
How you survived childhood with these three is a miracle beyond words
@giannis_ktsgn2528
Жыл бұрын
You deserve more subs for sure,this story has hilarious😂
@zaza_comsumer420
11 ай бұрын
What does the devil made me do it mean
@simpingfordagoodstuff6897
26 күн бұрын
Honestly with a sister like that every staircase would be a gift from heaven
@stevenstorms1907
Жыл бұрын
A man would do anything for his dog
@Lumpy_p0tat0
10 ай бұрын
i was dying laughing on the floor when you said "the devil made me do it, the devil made me do it, ah ah"
@Kris-yq7yt
10 ай бұрын
The perfect revenge for everyone who laughed at me for having acne is showing off 2 years later with glass skin as they are the ones having acne now, ahh it feels just perfect
@davidamalbert5839
10 ай бұрын
"Jizzing in there shampoo bottle"😖😄😆😂🤣🤢🤮😵
@Theodore_J_Noiseter
11 ай бұрын
"dont get mad, get even" -offendingeverybody
@harronlor4345
3 ай бұрын
😂 weirdly perfect timing for the topic 😅😂
@TomMalkonsen
Жыл бұрын
Now that, crashing a wedding is fucking worth it if you lose a dog after it’s original owner left it for three years.
@derrickdomino7287
Жыл бұрын
Regret. Prevent. This has been an official statement under the fact we get along
@corniireal
Жыл бұрын
I founded this funny lol I never got revenge before i would probably feel bad if I did 😭
@NicholasIlea
Ай бұрын
This guy knows what’s good for him the one person he won’t offend is his mother
@sssniperwolfsbiggestfan1
Жыл бұрын
Who buys a toy like that anyway 💀
@kpreviews927
7 ай бұрын
this is the most messed up but most funniest channel
@queendonut1044
Жыл бұрын
I Love Your Channel & Videos
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Appreciate your comment more queendonut
@breeesplanada8528
25 күн бұрын
The gaslighting is gold! 😂
@zekoo4100
Жыл бұрын
I'm not the one who comments on videos but your so underrated i had to
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Appreciate it Zekoo. Got more bangers coming soon
@y3x626
7 ай бұрын
Old friend and i had a massive argument, saw him with a girl and said. “Second girl today huh?”
@dviad_gg
10 ай бұрын
a funny thing that happened, so one of my friends had this jerk who pissed all over his car windshield, so he got revenge by putting an open can of cat food in his car ashtray, took him a year to figure out where it was coming from because he tampered with the ashtray to have it unable to be slid out. it was so hilarious seeing he had all these air fresheners in his car.
@LuffyXDGumGum
9 ай бұрын
I thought you were going to become John Wick but this was still good revenge
@hanshosel7431
Жыл бұрын
Bro just dropped a nuke❤
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Let her know who the big dog was
@brianmoyachiuz905
10 ай бұрын
I love great revenge stories like this, I've done a lot of things to get even with people in my evil side of my life cause I am normally a nice guy, but I hide an evil strategist underneath
@Razul360
Жыл бұрын
THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT.
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Really the perfect toy
@Razul360
Жыл бұрын
@@0ffendingeverybody Hell Yea.
@supico4224
8 ай бұрын
This man is the defnition of savage
@xboxgamer196
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes revenge really backfires
@DaRootloop
2 ай бұрын
The Jewish wrapping paper was too good😂
@iplaygames-no5vb
10 ай бұрын
the story was so funny 😂
@UnholyRoman
23 күн бұрын
He has achieved perfect harmony.
@mimesforcrimes8393
Жыл бұрын
Did you at least explain why you did that? Whether you did or didn't, thats top tier revenge
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Only saw her once when I talked at a funeral and believe me....she was upset
@mimesforcrimes8393
Жыл бұрын
@@0ffendingeverybody No i mean to the Jewish family on the phone.
@Yellow_guy2468
8 ай бұрын
Just found out about you yesterday and i absolutely love this channel it reminds me of 2009
@lordofbacon1455
10 ай бұрын
My Dad contributed largely to me getting Borderline and my Mom to me getting Anorexia. Both to me getting severe Depression. As revenge, I gave my Dad a panic disorder, because of my random outburst and my Mom Narcissism, due to me only interacting with her, in my push phases and never in my pull phases (I always managed the Idealisation „otherwise“, dong ask how) and saying openly to her, that she is the main factor in the development of my AN. That all was not planned, but I would say an equal revenge.
@FeyFey_25
3 ай бұрын
A girl threw ice at me and called me a slur, so I found out she was going to make out with her boyfriend in the bathroom next to the office during sixth period. I then "anonymously" tipped off the teacher who just so happens to adore my older sister. She got suspended for a few days, but her parents took her phone bc she wasn't allowed to date. I laughed when I heard her parents made her break up with her boyfriend.
@JojoThoughts
Жыл бұрын
What do you use to edit the stick figures?
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Adobe animate, premiere pro. Photoshop for thumbnails
@JojoThoughts
Жыл бұрын
@@0ffendingeverybody appreciate it, been here since 1k and never leaving
@maximilianosaravia1286
6 күн бұрын
My revenge is fantasizing about rejecting the apologies I know I will never have
@lemmy8533
Жыл бұрын
bro its not 2010 💀💀💀
@IraSquid
Жыл бұрын
yeah i wish it was though
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Thanks Lemmy
@IraSquid
Жыл бұрын
@@0ffendingeverybody ❤
@myluckymadness8041
5 ай бұрын
"Don't get mad, get even." A summery of my whole life.
@diamondflag500
5 ай бұрын
Dude please make more story times like this one, really entertaining with your humor
@ClarePhillips-y8c
9 ай бұрын
True underrated channel
@Maxwell_haetshorn
Ай бұрын
you should buy the same wrapping paper and plush in bulk and ship it to your sister on their anniversary every year.
@Kartuuse806
8 ай бұрын
As a wise wolf once said "Karmas what you make"
@ezra4374
2 ай бұрын
I'm in the same situation, my shitty sister owns the dog but it's been with me for years, so ill just pay for anything it needs myself. I love that little doggy❤🐶 thanks for the heads up!
@CaseyTheBunny
2 ай бұрын
I'm completely unable to let things go and my toxic trait is doubling down. "You're lucky I didn't tell them where you live!" "And? I'm safe because being Jewish it would take them 40 years to get here."
@Blaze_Bro
7 ай бұрын
Now that is a good revenge story.
@KadenWilliams-j6t
10 күн бұрын
We need a family video explaining what beef happened here!😂
@Waverunner-2D
7 ай бұрын
John Wick: Kills hundreds after the death of his dog Offendingeverybody: Into the showers you go
@Triangle.Juice-0
2 ай бұрын
This is how i feel about all of my animals 2 snakes 3 cats 2 dogs and 1 spider
@MrPoopyButtox
7 ай бұрын
Man these stories are wild 💀
@skooo7
10 ай бұрын
3:10 That's how my sister operates 😭😭😭
@Communismisnoice
6 ай бұрын
Don’t get mad, get even. Is the coolest line ever
@ultrabeacon8891
10 ай бұрын
What an amazing quote, dont get mad , get even
@fireypassion13
6 ай бұрын
Loved this video, made me wanna share my revenge TLDR: No one can have Ice Cream if I can't Middle school is kinda upscale. Private school, fancy food ect. That year the dean present new Ice Cream Machine in Cafeteria citing 'excellent performance' and 'good behavior' as the reason. Rule was you clean your plate, you get ice cream. Honor system in place because lots of kids(for a private school) Me, being picky eater, is not about to eat lima beans and brocoli to get sweet treat but ONE DAY the menu gods align and there are finally vegetables that I will eat(veggie hush puppies) SO I go to town on my food and clear my plate in record timing. Before i can get up people i barely know come over, being all friendly. Immediately suspicious. They explain that they choose a 'friend' to take all their un eaten food to the tray return so they can get ice cream, and get the 'friend' back later. Leave all their trays for me to sort as they go to get some. Me, furious at these people, who have NEVER spoken to me before, dumping this on me and 'ruining' my chance at ice cream stack ALL the food onto my tray without hiding it or dumping it. Went immediately to the tray return. Guy taking trays eyes boggle at Mount Gravy and taters and the plateau of salisbury steak and hush puppy boulders nearly a foot off my plate and I tell him straight up "It's not my food. a bunch of kids gave it to me to get ice cream' Leave tray, say nothing more Next day, assembly happens impromptu. Dean is there and is 'very disappointed' and is removing the Ice Cream machine because of the 'bad actors' and that we have no one to blame. I felt sweet sweet Schadenfreude at their cries of outrage. Fuck them kids, y'all stole my ice cream and you weren't very smart to begin with.
@omaremad8724
Жыл бұрын
I saw the notification i got a big dose of dopamine
@0ffendingeverybody
Жыл бұрын
MMMM right in the feels
@CRAZYIrishFox08
6 күн бұрын
Lesson of the video: put something in Jewish wrapping paper = hate crime. Got it.
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