I dont think you did it right because you made a good song
@vicentecollao2288
5 жыл бұрын
This unironically
@literallyjesusbehindbars
5 жыл бұрын
Honestly, that opening riff wasn't bad.
@blakecurtis7809
5 жыл бұрын
Seems to be a trend with these guys. Wait, trend is not KVLT.
@SrLeo-vf3xo
5 жыл бұрын
he always make good songs, thats the only reason i watch his videos....and memes...i like memes
@PIKL_Creep
5 жыл бұрын
Yes he finds out how to make these shitty genres sound good.
@H2ODrinkIt
5 жыл бұрын
"the most dangerous place in Denmark" People are going to think this is a joke. You don't know the horrors of Legoland.
@sorr0we
5 жыл бұрын
Pleas tell us more of the horrors of legoland
@carstenmohler629
5 жыл бұрын
02:16 "Døden kommer i brikker" Translated: "Death comes in bricks"
@dischargeofthebloodyentrai2015
5 жыл бұрын
Legoland is damn dangerous, what if you get smashed with a brick?
@hue3595
5 жыл бұрын
I once got lost there as a kid. Very traumatic.
@dischargeofthebloodyentrai2015
5 жыл бұрын
@@hue3595 Damn 😔
@DaveCranwell
5 жыл бұрын
I'm stealing "You just made my software hardware" and I'm not even slightly ashamed
@johannesjonzon1806
5 жыл бұрын
"You need to turn the computer on!" "I. AM!" might be the funniest joke I've heard in your videos.
@neighborhoodmusicsnob5517
5 жыл бұрын
It's the delivery that sells it.
@MusicJamSchauspiel
5 жыл бұрын
"you just made my software hardware"... I can't handle this xD
@moensh420
4 жыл бұрын
same.
@BeccaMidnite
4 жыл бұрын
Now Lets Do The Data Transfer! xD
@BeccaMidnite
2 жыл бұрын
@@coolstuffsam4468 😏😏😂😂😂
@BeccaMidnite
2 жыл бұрын
@@coolstuffsam4468 isn't that neat 😄
@kankerop101
5 жыл бұрын
I love how every time you end up with a song that actually sounds good
@ThatHitman47
5 жыл бұрын
@Philip Schlaepfer nah fam it dosen't sound that bad you elitist dog
@Bartholomule01
5 жыл бұрын
TBF it is Cybergrind and that is a good genre.
@pietandersen6120
5 жыл бұрын
Philip Schlaepfer No u
@dischargeofthebloodyentrai2015
5 жыл бұрын
@Kaan B Discharge Of The BloodyEntrails
@Balls128
5 жыл бұрын
How to make Christian Black Metal
@Icantdecided
5 жыл бұрын
The correct term is white metal...I hate that I know that.
@zombiTrout
5 жыл бұрын
No, do Christian porno-grind.
@vanukas2229
5 жыл бұрын
Ive heard it's "anti black metal"
@mosees6308
5 жыл бұрын
I've heard this whole White Metal thing is bullshit
@timothymckane6362
5 жыл бұрын
A.k.a. Unblack Metal Just to let you know if that happens, trve kvlt elitists are gonna crucify them upside down on a sulfuric crucifix all because the Christians ruin their pvre black metal.
@focusman420
5 жыл бұрын
"Scrotal Torment Digital Age" is probably the best grindcore album of the year, even if it's a little long.
@SnowyMetalNerdDudeDuffield
5 жыл бұрын
If it takes up more than half a side of a 7" then it's too long.
@caseyfletcher9780
5 жыл бұрын
The thing that pisses me off is he always does it in these memey contexts but the songs you make always slap lol
@Pagefire
5 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, I hate it when it happens.
@ness550
3 жыл бұрын
@@Pagefire (secretly loves it)
@1996Simeman6991
5 жыл бұрын
Do how to make Nintendo-core
@byecatto
5 жыл бұрын
Yesssss
@randomdudewholikesmusic1640
5 жыл бұрын
Squidcore, basically Goregrind with Splatoon samples and Inkling sounding gurgling
@deliciousdishes4531
5 жыл бұрын
that's legitimately cool though when they have like gameboys on stage
@VitorMiguell
5 жыл бұрын
crankcore
@edwincasimir28
5 жыл бұрын
I think Dragonforce already took that.
@DirtyAncom
5 жыл бұрын
Honestly you have to stop taking meme/joke genres and making them that great, you're gonna start to make some of us look like half decent human beings...
@gamerpopz9277
4 жыл бұрын
you dirty ancom
@ANGLO-GERMAN96
4 жыл бұрын
@@gamerpopz9277 oof
@HA11EYS_COM3T
6 ай бұрын
Okay but listen to any artist on big money cybergrind
@deanaltemose236
5 жыл бұрын
Please don't stop making these. The way that you know these genres from a technical perspective makes it even funnier when you point out the tropes of them. Its like Metalocalypse but for really obscure and underground music (I used to be active in the underground death metal scene so a lot of this is very relatable).
@touchgrass7129
Жыл бұрын
this isn't an ultrakill guide
@Deraeg13
5 жыл бұрын
So... It's what would happen if a Mortal Kombat soundtrack had a child with a Cannibal Corpse album. Fair 'nuff.
@geekymetalhead5112
5 жыл бұрын
I kinda wanna see that
@Deraeg13
5 жыл бұрын
@@geekymetalhead5112 I mean... The first soundtrack had Napalm Death and G//Z/R... Sort of metal cred?
@AnonyDave
5 жыл бұрын
Taking the weirdest, most perverted, and unlistenable genres...and making something awesome 😁
@shannonm.townsend1232
5 жыл бұрын
He gets it.
@mellowcorpsep6665
5 жыл бұрын
i really dont think Genghis Tron and early Gigantic Brain would be classified as unlistenable
@shannonm.townsend1232
5 жыл бұрын
@@mellowcorpsep6665 more like.genghis yawn I'm just kidding!
@dischargeofthebloodyentrai2015
5 жыл бұрын
Thats what people love today
@vgmaster9
2 жыл бұрын
Proof that it's not the genre, it's how you do it.
@mrskizzot
5 жыл бұрын
I've been making this stuff since like 2002, well a version of it. Reminds me of the Myspace Cybergrind days with E-labels like KittyonFire. Made a lot of good friends. Good times.
@shagstars
4 жыл бұрын
well its 17 years later and still haven't heard about it.
@billmassy
4 жыл бұрын
made a cybergrind album in 2018. available on myspace! hahaha
@unanimousarts
4 жыл бұрын
I had a project called Alien Tax Invader on MySpace. I’m working on a return with a new project called fleisch on Bandcamp.
@Kataxu
4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah! I had a little project called Slaughtercow Meatsmasher, on Soundclick. Miraculously, its still there!!! www.soundclick.com/artist/default.cfm?bandID=112410
@kiethveseyofficial
2 жыл бұрын
@@Kataxu downloaded 2 songs from the album.
@TheWizardCody
5 жыл бұрын
You should do one on doom metal
@LovroZimak
5 жыл бұрын
and stoner, drone, stoner doom...
@timothymckane6362
5 жыл бұрын
...and Funeral Doom....
@margatrea
5 жыл бұрын
YES PLS. All of those
@MCKretin
5 жыл бұрын
Are we ready for a five-hour pagefire video?? I mean, I am.
@blckspce7683
5 жыл бұрын
Nah, it's for pussies! BLACKENED FUNERAL DRONE DOOM
@jomar7070
5 жыл бұрын
How to make crust punk
@kadarofficialkz5967
5 жыл бұрын
And blackened crust!
@mcdeanos4590
5 жыл бұрын
YESSS
@ProgrammedForDamage
5 жыл бұрын
This!
@movimentodoscacos
5 жыл бұрын
first get addicted to meth and heroin, no showers for six months. then d-beat. profit
@naughtygawd3269
5 жыл бұрын
@Natty Fatty Powerlifting step 3. Veganism
@Mewobiba
5 жыл бұрын
"Do you ever listen to hardstyle techno and say to yourself: Wow, this is tolerable! But I wish it was more annoying..." Yes, yes I do. "Well you're in luck. Let me introduce you to cybergrind!" Thank you, thank you pagefire! This makes me happy. This should be nice music. Edit: Unfortunately not what I hoped for. Hoped for more of the techno aspect. Still, awesome video.
@Mewobiba
5 жыл бұрын
@Xavian Stormfang i'll just keep to Atari Teenage Riot for my rage-filled digital cleaning music.
@mortimervanderbilt5079
5 жыл бұрын
Hardstyle isn't techno in any way
@harbingerofwarx995
4 жыл бұрын
As someone that actually listens to a lot of this kind of stuff, I can recommend some stuff. First of all, understand most cybergrind takes more from speedcore than from hardstyle/hardcore. His song he ended up with also lacked a lot of the electronic sound. But one of the bands he referenced, The Berzerker, is actually one of my favorite bands. So definitely check them out. More recently I found some Japanese stuff. Check out Coakira and Ozigiri, though Coakira is more speedcore, not really cybergrind. If you like ATR, check out The Shizit. I've always preferred them to ATR for that kind of music. And for good measure, even though it's dead opposite of what you were looking for, check out Mulk for one of the weirdest examples of cybergrind.
@mortimervanderbilt5079
4 жыл бұрын
@Active Username interesting. Split pretty far off. Hardstyle sounds much more like edm than techno to my ears
@Sergio-nb4hj
3 жыл бұрын
Listen to extratone
@tkhkm5168
4 жыл бұрын
I was introduced to the genre by this Japanese producer named OZIGIRI. I highly recommend you to listen to his music. (He doesn't really stick to this genre tho) My fav songs by him: Perfect Annihilation 正月失禁 (Shogatsu Shikkin) 神罰 (Shinbatsu) No Future No Love Suicide and Reborn (A collab with DJ Myosuke and RedOgre)* *I don't know if this song counts as Cybergrind, but I put it in just cause I like it.
@AndyBxHell
5 жыл бұрын
This channel is the hero every aspiring musician needs. And never forget: Effort is optional !
@DrumsandOther
5 жыл бұрын
The Berzerker ist actually pretty good xD If you like Grindcore and Techno xD
@Bambuzzsprosse
5 жыл бұрын
Animosity was a sick beast through and through.
@cheshirecynic4524
5 жыл бұрын
,lml
@RobiticDuck
5 жыл бұрын
Yes! I love The Berserker
@Lustrum0005
5 жыл бұрын
That's why I said fuck this video.. The Berzerker are amazing and I love this music style.. the gabber/speedcore bass is sick. I love digital hardcore and anything alike
@psychaoticdrummer5898
5 жыл бұрын
We love the berzerker!!! Such an underated band. I learned a lot of drumming from his computer🖤🤘🖤
@ilcazzone100
4 жыл бұрын
Hey man the first ever cybergrind album is "CYBERGORE" BY AVULSED . Dave Rotten invented this genre in 1998
@completionofanexorcism1195
4 жыл бұрын
Mmmmmmmmm
@zphytrqw10obgokneq74
5 жыл бұрын
The Berzerker is actually really good
@regdenee
5 жыл бұрын
Definitely one of my favorite industrial influenced bands out there.
@davelanciani-dimaensionx
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but I hate their kick drum sample.
@mellowcorpsep6665
5 жыл бұрын
the berserker were a good grindcore band but a shit cybergrind band
@straycat3368
5 жыл бұрын
Wooow I unironically enjoyed the song a lot XD looks a bit like Doom ost! Good job!
@martinpettersenlangebraate5153
5 жыл бұрын
Went to Legoland, barely survived, good work as usual guys!
@Fiddling_while_Rome_burns
5 жыл бұрын
How to make Mongolian folk metal.
@Luke-yf5lt
5 жыл бұрын
Mephistopheles shh, the Tengger Cavalry is gonna invade us again
@davelanciani-dimaensionx
5 жыл бұрын
Please. God. No. Really. No. My coworker has been playing HU in the office. It. Is. Awful.
@Fiddling_while_Rome_burns
5 жыл бұрын
@@davelanciani-dimaensionx I think that's the point of these music choices.
@orionswift101
5 жыл бұрын
Mephistopheles so dope
@osmacar5331
5 жыл бұрын
Look up “The Hu“
@damienf.7543
2 ай бұрын
"I know biology" "you stole my kidney" that's my kinda humor
@GloomSlayer69
5 жыл бұрын
How is it that you keep making decent shitty songs? You're showing us how to make music in genres that are mostly shit but your songs at the end of these videos always slap. Mad respect
@josephmother727
Жыл бұрын
9:17 that part goes hard 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@Thehellevator
5 жыл бұрын
Nice My Immortal reference. Vampire Potter looks sick
@levana2269
5 жыл бұрын
You should definitely watch the Soothouse rendition it's exquisite
@Thehellevator
5 жыл бұрын
@@levana2269 O couldn't find any video from soothouse regarding my immortal?
@levana2269
5 жыл бұрын
It’s on internet historian but it features soothouse
@FxBrour
5 жыл бұрын
@@levana2269 Solid laugh flash for at least 1 hour straight guaranteed
@dark_optix4437
2 жыл бұрын
i love this intro perfectly encapsulated the clusterfuck of whatever the hell this shit is
@DxExSx
5 жыл бұрын
Those are some very high quality lyrics and the song is an absolute masterpiece of unforeseen proportions within the genre. The riffs are undeniably perfect and the overall sound of the track is glorious and monumental. It does not sound at all like anything that has ever been made before, yet codifies cybergrind in what may be an ushering of the genre to new heights. The subtlety of the imagery conveyed in its lyrics requires conscious effort on the listener's part to truly comprehend the message; a message concerning the desire for galactic peace. Consequently, in the year 2843, archaeomusicologists will unearth this video from a time capsule and the song will be made the national anthem of the United Cyber-Republic of Earth because the technocratic POOP (Politically Oblique Omniscient Party) that rules the world wants to re-establish economic relations with Kepler-452b, which came to a halt after the Great Fallout of 2677 when a century-long interplanetary war ended in a ceasefire and total loss of contact between humanity and the Greys of Kepler-452b. With "Scrotal Torment Digital Age" as the anthem of Earth, interplanetary relations will improve greatly. The Greys will want to trade with humans once again and intermarriages will begin again. Just like in ancient Egypt and various other ancient civilisations, only this time the Greys will bless all of mankind with hyperdolicocephaly. With our new elongated heads, we will gain new insight into the genre of cybergrind and all cybergrind made in the 21st century that was never appreciated enough in its time will be heralded as classics in the 29th century. Instead of teaching children Mozart or Beethoven, the 29th-century music schools will focus on the most obscure of cybergrind bands and artists. Also, catgirls will be real. While this may sound like the utopia of a virgin who still lives with his mum, and the author of this comment does fit that description, let it be known that it is with an intent of satire derived from earnest left-wing idealism that I write these words. POOP does not have to be the enemy if humanity can overcome its selfish and tribalistic nature. If we can come together, be it through cybergrind or appreciation of anime aesthetics (even by those of us that do not watch anime), or through other means, then we can overcome our flaws and see that we are all equals on this Earth. We can liberalise the minds of those that do not believe in liberalism by exposing them to cybergrind. If they can produce the highest-quality cybergrind, and cybergrind is socialised, then they will embrace some form of socialism; this does not have to (and would preferably not) be full-blown communism as that focuses on the self-exploitation of workers by consigning them to manual labour (which is a form of slavery), but rather positive anthropic egalitarianism. Let us all embrace world peace and unite as the human race while we still can! The Greys are not the enemy, either, as they only probe us for science. If a global association for voluntary alien abduction was established, the Greys would not have to resort to nonconsensual abductions. This would leave many people free from anal trauma and reduce the Global Mean Butthurt (GMB) by massive loads. Aliens do not want to hurt us. They are merely anthropologists, and if anything, they want to help us advance technologically and prepare us for a future where cybergrind is no longer enough. When mere cybergrind ceases to be enough for the cybergrind connoisseurs, they will turn to a new genre that has not yet been born but will combine not only cybergrind, synthcore and deathstep but also post-rock, Indian classical music and Tuvan throat singing. Petition to make "Scrotal Torment Digital Age" the anthem for the Earth already in the 21st century, possibly preventing the Terran-Keplerian war?
@drpibisback7680
5 жыл бұрын
This is art.
@dudeimjesus32
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@antithesis4715
3 жыл бұрын
*slapping computer "you need to turn the computer on" "I AM" i died
@jamzee_
2 жыл бұрын
The feeling of listening to Cybergrind (from the Ultrakill ost) versus the normal genre itself is… a difficult feeling.
@PopeBrandonBrownson
5 жыл бұрын
You've found a way to make a legitimately hilariously, yet very informative series of "how to music stuff" with genre's I've never seen anyone else touch, and I have to give you SO much credit for that! I would worship you as a god and sacrifice goats in your name if you were to do Nintendocore at some point, oh great Brutal Bard!
@CugnoBrasso
5 жыл бұрын
Board Up the House by Genghis Tron is actually a pretty decent cybergrind album, if anyone is interested.
@Joltaic
5 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@ruderalthoughtdeprivation
5 жыл бұрын
Was hoping somebody would mention this! Also, Maruosa's 'Exstream!!!!!!!!!!' and Whourkr's '4247 Snare Drums' are fantastic, and Libido Airbag are pretty interesting!
@TheCivildecay
5 жыл бұрын
I listened to that album years ago and really liked it, didn;t even know it was called cybergrind:D
@_Digishade_
5 жыл бұрын
Also had no idea that Genghis was Cybergrind, but that makes sense. Can't say I loved every song, but there are some hot tracks on there.
@ConvincingPeople
4 жыл бұрын
CugnoTheSwiss I was about to say, fucking great album. The way they pivot into progressive electronic/doom metal on "Ergot" is just glorious.
@SewerTapes
5 жыл бұрын
@Pagefire Your Legoland album cover art made me laugh harder than anything else has in a long while. Thank you. Happy to subscribe.
@cthrugrl
5 жыл бұрын
as someone who makes cybergrind this is a great video
@ZekeNigma
5 жыл бұрын
So you basically wrote a song about aliens giving you CBT. The only cybergrind band I will recommend to anyone reading this is Weekly Words and Grammar, because they actually manage to play some good riffs and throw in chiptune synths on top of it (it sounds a bit like nintendocore). Also, they write hilarious/stupid lyrics about video games, anime/hentai, and memes.
@orionswift101
5 жыл бұрын
This is ducking amazing. I’m not even going to correct the auto correct because effort and stuff.
@Smart-toaster-and-beans
2 ай бұрын
Cybergrind is now a song, and cybergrind is now breakcore.
@anwa3237
4 жыл бұрын
As someone who unironically listened to quite a lot of cybergrind when I was a teenager, I really liked the song.
@VENOMARI24
4 жыл бұрын
"You just made my software hardware" new bio for tindr or nerdsmingle
@ConvincingPeople
3 жыл бұрын
Cybergrind is a weird one in that while there were different bands doing it or something like it in a bunch of different places back as far as the early '90s and they weren't unaware of one another, it really only becomes a scene or a genre unto itself rather than a weird minor trend in the death metal, grindcore and powerviolence scenes of the time when it hits the Internet in the mid '00s, with Genghis Tron really being the flagship band of that new wave. Unfortunately, where Genghis Tron and their predecessors by and large fucking slapped, a lot of later cybergrind, especially the more goregrind-inflected stuff is… well, it's rarely *boring,* but man, is it a mixed bag.
@TheOriginalEUrban
4 жыл бұрын
Reminded me of Fear Factory and Ministry. I actually feel inspired to make heavy industrial again. Thanks Pagefire!
@designatedvillain738
5 жыл бұрын
I fool you! You have been BAMBOOZLED! Top 10 anime betrayals of all time
@HA11EYS_COM3T
6 ай бұрын
Modern cybergrind has evolved a lot actually, I’d genuinely recommend ZOMBIESHARK, DEATHTRIPPA, Thotcrime, Fromjoy, I Set My Friends on Fire, etc. Really good bands and artists that are seriously killing it and turning Cybergrind into art. Also, most of those bands you mentioned are actually more so drum machine grindcore, and The Berzerker is literally *just* industrial death metal. I know I sound like a huge nerd tho lol, also these bands actually aren’t homophobic or transphobic for once, most modern cybergrind bands are actually very queer, which is really cool
@tapesaucer
4 ай бұрын
Does machine girl count?
@Aiviymatoc
5 жыл бұрын
it hurts how accurate this is, yet i still like the music 😂
@sundr0wn846
5 жыл бұрын
I actually unironicaly like this song, cant wait for the bandcamp release
@noireblues8973
5 жыл бұрын
How to make Drone Metal?
@Canosoup
5 жыл бұрын
Play 3 notes every 2 hours with 10,000% sustain.
@xs246
4 жыл бұрын
just record ur fridge over distortion
@VelhoTeste
4 жыл бұрын
Have you ever seen these "X song but it's 10000 times slower" videos on KZitem? Think that, but applied to metal.
@sonnysumo8172
5 жыл бұрын
Man the obscure metal metal genre hole always astounds me with its depth. Just when you think you’re on the fridge there is some other genre that pops up that turns out it was invented 10 years ago in some dank smelling LA garage that like only ten people know about.
@gruggerduggerhoose
5 жыл бұрын
Found this channel about a month ago and honestly this how to series is now one of my favourite things on youtube. Keep up the good work my dude :)
@fuzzymelon1261
Жыл бұрын
finally, something I can make with garage band
@thebigg9795
5 жыл бұрын
Will you make a how to trap metal/ragecore in the future?
@tekkenplus1184
5 жыл бұрын
The Big G oh boy i’d hope so
@noiseklinik
5 жыл бұрын
one the best albums of the genre "avulsed - cybergore"
@Duro83
5 жыл бұрын
"You have to turn the computer on. -> I know". This killed me.
@themandownstairs4765
3 жыл бұрын
no matter how many excellent jokes you make in this video, nothing will top that Nintendo Reggie parody of G.R.'s album cover at 1:31
@jaywhite9068
5 жыл бұрын
You made this sound way too good, if Cybergrind really sounded this good I’d be a huge fan. Must admit when The Berzerker released their first album back in 2000 I was a fan of them and I still like Agoraphobic Nosebleed check out their newest album they’ve really come along way sounds nothing like when they first began. 🤘
@adamcole128
Жыл бұрын
This is both awesome and inspiring
@FineAddition2005
Жыл бұрын
Wait a minute, this isn’t ULTRAKILL…
@fantomex4249
4 жыл бұрын
Your ironic how to songs are better than most of the serious bands songs! Subbed!
@SpaceWolfHudson
5 жыл бұрын
"You just made my software hardware" xD
@mhd9953
2 жыл бұрын
Nice zombieland saga reference. It's always a joy to spot little things like this in your videos :D
@sinluzdelalma
5 жыл бұрын
Man, I love your videos but I need to say that you look exactly as Little Billy on Dexter's Laboratory bus monster episode.
@ryukisai99
5 жыл бұрын
I feel sad because when you get out of weird genres, we won’t get anymore of your genius videos! Love your work dudes!
@nikolademitri731
4 жыл бұрын
As a real freak who loves (trve™️) techno (as in the actual genre) and (actual¿) metal (especially weird and experimental shit that I guess some OG metalheads hate) , I’m not sure if I’m more troubled by this sub-genre and how much I don’t like it, or by the electronic aspects of it being referred to as “techno”... I know, techno is often just used colloquially as a catch all for “electronic dance music”, but um, it is an actual genre of music, with various sub-genres, much like metal, jazz, etc... If you think massive EDM artists playing at mass produced, corporate sponsored “raves”, or something similar, when you think “techno”, well, that’s not it. That’s a different (awful imo) thing. It’s interesting, with techno and metal, I’ve had friends say, “I can’t stand any X”, X being one of the two, and that basically always came down simply to not understanding the genre, or that techno is actually a genre, and not actually EDM. With techno and metal, I’ve been pretty successful in making converts, bc of the wide variety of sub-genres, and how broad they are, probably more than most other genres people commonly have an aversion to.. So, um, idk quite what my point is.. I told you I was a real freak, idk why I’m writing this for sure... Freaky, yeah?!?! I guess, since mostly metal heads likely watch this channel (which I’m new to, and I already freaking love it!), I’d say if you “don’t like techno”, but think of techno as what you hear in cybergrind, or just as a synonym of EDM, I’d say what you likely say to friends of yours who don’t like metal, and that’s that there’s a whole world of sub-genres to explore, and you may be surprised to find you do like a certain style of techno. Also, uh, continuing with the theme here, if you’re a fan of cybergrind, or know of any metal artists that actually incorporates trve tvchno in an interesting way, even if not necessarily a cybergrind band that does, feel free to share that with me, bc I’m open to being proved wrong, and admitting that I like this, or at least a band or two that play this style.. Cheers! ♾✌️
@ardillarojo
5 жыл бұрын
Next let's see "How to Make Metal-Gaze/Black-gaze". Would it work for a genre that actually has structure and melody though? You can poke fun at the vocals though: Metal-gaze/Black-gaze while requiring one to know how to sing, does not require one to write lyrically or even to use actual words. Just croon and coo various vowels and syllables (hell you can read off the ingredients of a cook book or the listings in a phone book) in a sweet angelic voice and you're done. :-)
@Point5_
Жыл бұрын
I thought this was about the ultrakill music lmao
@fuckinnferno
Жыл бұрын
But it's even better
@justsomemushroomheaddork
4 жыл бұрын
I love how chill the background music is tbh
@renaldyarmanda6360
5 жыл бұрын
how to make gorenoise please
@daehnihc
5 жыл бұрын
DEAR GOD NO
@Br4nd0m98
5 жыл бұрын
@@daehnihc OH YES!!!
@khalnetherfields7263
4 жыл бұрын
surely no such thing as gorenoise exists?
@Br4nd0m98
4 жыл бұрын
@@khalnetherfields7263 Oh, but it exists alright!
@TheZINGularity
4 жыл бұрын
There you go
@kinderfeld
3 жыл бұрын
this music genre be like: “graphic design is my passion”
@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786
5 жыл бұрын
Can we just take a second to appreciate the genius of "You need to turn the computer on!" "... I AM!"
@GainDamage
Жыл бұрын
Cybergrind is fun! 20/10 would recommend
@SkarletOctaviaMUSIC
5 жыл бұрын
I love you guys so much lmao
@JuggaloAndMick
5 жыл бұрын
Please do Bandana Thrash, Power violence, Red Anarchist Black Metal, NYHC (that would be a hilarious video) blackened crust and Celtic black metal (such as primordial, cruachan and celtachor. Basically alot of Irish black metal bands in the 90s).
@JuggaloAndMick
5 жыл бұрын
If you did do a video on RABM (Red Anarchist Black Metal), which can be blackened crust. You could say it has a brain dead relative, that being NSBM. Might be able to make a joke from that phrase.
@HAZARD887
5 жыл бұрын
How to make War Metal next!
@Minunmaani
5 жыл бұрын
I am not sure if anyone is intrested of this detail, but while watching this great video, a fly surfs downwards the surfase of my phone like it likes the colours and sounds in it's feet. Just an observatorion.
@ShengDanLaoRen
5 жыл бұрын
Is Anal Granade going to release an album soon or what? TAKE MY MONEY!
@randygebreith2085
4 жыл бұрын
Dont forget the regular song length of 30 seconds! But its ok because its up to 120 songs per album. Fits my adhd well.
@skullsouljah2836
5 жыл бұрын
Make ragecore. It is like dubstep mixed with grindcore and black metal.
@Nuck-Fo0bZz
4 жыл бұрын
God dammit I love this channel so much its one of two where I've actually clicked the bell
@Whitewolffire10
5 жыл бұрын
if you want a listenable version of cybergrind then listen to industrial metal
@dennisvanopstal7360
4 жыл бұрын
Thats really something different.
@slangislayer
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the thing I would have listened to in the 90's
@SixSixthSix
5 жыл бұрын
You just made my software hardware :P
@brandonschneider3993
4 жыл бұрын
I loved that you used gutted with broken glass
@parkadelic
5 жыл бұрын
I love these videos, and the songs are so great. Consider subtitles in Spanish, greetings from México Salud.
@anthemkill
5 жыл бұрын
Hey fam I'm from Mexico too, greetings
@valmarsiglia
5 жыл бұрын
"Subject to Your Scrotal Torment" is the way I'm going to sign off on all my correspondence now, thanks!
@wigglewilson9030
5 жыл бұрын
Perhaps deathgrind is the next step in tutorial series?
@mr.vore_659
5 жыл бұрын
naw, its gotta be christian pornogrind
@cavemancult1999
4 жыл бұрын
I get the music video and song were a joke but god damn, that goes hard
@kadarofficialkz5967
5 жыл бұрын
How to make fastcore/thrashcore/powerviolence!
@vicentecollao2288
5 жыл бұрын
All of those are different stuff choose one
@kadarofficialkz5967
5 жыл бұрын
@@vicentecollao2288 well....fastcore! But I hope to see all styles).
@vicentecollao2288
5 жыл бұрын
@@kadarofficialkz5967 Me too, I would personally see some powerviolence absurdity
@jborreggine8759
5 жыл бұрын
"Subgenres" that small aren't even subgenres at all. All this shit is grindcore with only the most miniscule differences.
@FadedQuartz
5 жыл бұрын
This is the series that keeps giving I fucking love it, good work dude!
@agnestatuleviciute3800
5 жыл бұрын
oh jesus, I never imagined that it is possible to go even more underground :D
@Peciv0
5 жыл бұрын
there is :D just go check on youtube for this: amphibian - dildo frog
@lars38010
4 жыл бұрын
@Kaan B Gorenoise
@TheGmorq
5 жыл бұрын
Your videos are getting better and better. Don't stop, pls.
@poompclan3552
5 жыл бұрын
Thrash metal next
@DokkaChapman
5 жыл бұрын
I love Old Lady Drivers! I'm one of those weirdos that actually likes their last album more than the stuff they did before they discovered Gabba. Hell I discovered them after getting the Ultraviolence 'best of' compilation. Turns out he'd remixed one of their songs back in the day (and it sounds exactly like the stuff you're using as examples lol).
@edwardleas4792
5 жыл бұрын
When did agoraphobic nosebleed become cybergrind?
@elnombre91
5 жыл бұрын
Maybe poking fun at them using a drum machine?
@edwardleas4792
4 жыл бұрын
Meh I'd rather just hide the sarcasm via lack of emotional inflections. through the internets inability to Express it without emojis
@blckspce7683
5 жыл бұрын
The most scariest part of it - how accurate this is
@poompclan3552
5 жыл бұрын
How come in every video you make fun of a genre and then make a good song
@aekole2
4 жыл бұрын
Great Quality Content, I was surprised when I saw that the channel is not on the high hundreds of thousands subs. Keep it up, you are metal internet gold
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