Me chugging down a cup of coffee made from two packets of Nescafe's instant coffee: *c o o l*
@impracticalnuke
Жыл бұрын
@@bobbygetsbanned6049 My brother in Christ it was the cheapest option.
@DevAndVic2022
Жыл бұрын
@@impracticalnuke the ONLY option. Just pour sugah in it like a madman
@dragonsaige
Жыл бұрын
@@bobbygetsbanned6049 poor guy gets his coffee from a store unlike me who grows his coffee beans myself, then harvests and roasts it everyday, adds chemically distilled caffeine into it and then has my morning coffee amirite
@dhruvshah7112
Жыл бұрын
@@impracticalnuke Which is why he called you poor :P
@AvNox.
Жыл бұрын
Emergency Nescafe 3+1,you just dump whole 2 packs and pour water over it,works like a charm
@nissim9081
Жыл бұрын
“Jesse we need to brew”
@ownagesniper1
7 ай бұрын
Gale has entered the chat
@faridb40
6 ай бұрын
JESSEEE! JESSE!!
@LionellRafer-uy9po
6 ай бұрын
Yeah mr white! Coffee!
@juancoding
6 ай бұрын
Why the hell are we making meth?
@freecringestuff1551
5 ай бұрын
KZitem made me rate your comment. You got a 10/10👍
@rae-p2266
Жыл бұрын
dude got roasted harder than his coffe beans
@z-beats9354
Жыл бұрын
Why is this not blowing up
@alvito7355
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Mr_Also
6 ай бұрын
@@z-beats9354because he spelt coffee wrong
@dramaybaazii
5 ай бұрын
@@Mr_Also😂😂
@jahstri
5 ай бұрын
zip it
@rasheedjello
Жыл бұрын
Hehe poooppy cofey
@MrMooAndMoonSquirrelToo
Жыл бұрын
😂
@ominousbottleoflube
Жыл бұрын
This insanely true
@blockhead0309
Жыл бұрын
I don't need espresso cause I'm not addicted bro I just drink it all the time because I like it bro I mean at least I'm not doing heroin or something bro like why won't you just Let People Enjoy Things™ bro
@zhangbill1194
Жыл бұрын
Damn people are passionate and serious about things that they truly enjoy, who would have guessed?
@Eastern-Asia
Жыл бұрын
@@blockhead0309 bro
@mingdamerciles_3180
Жыл бұрын
“Ew, was this coffee roasted in March?”
@ncrranger6327
Жыл бұрын
"This coffee looks soooo disgustingggg" better than any I had in months
@fatimascrying
Жыл бұрын
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT OF TOO, THANK YOU
@danialrafid
Жыл бұрын
Pretentious privileged ahh
@jaek__
Жыл бұрын
@@ncrranger6327 nice name and pfp
@XXavierSin-XXs
Жыл бұрын
That's the first thing that came to mind.
@chubbs-thechubbyninja4719
Жыл бұрын
I thought he was gonna say "this is the reason you get no bitches" at the beginning 💀💀
@lakraknjeprak2536
Жыл бұрын
dude.. i'm barista and i got no bitches 😂
@minineji7050
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@solomunchkin
Жыл бұрын
Bro I- 💀💀😂
@abyssstrider2547
Жыл бұрын
@@lakraknjeprak2536 Impossible.
@lemonjuice6715
Жыл бұрын
@@abyssstrider2547 absolutely impossible
@liamv1bes56
Жыл бұрын
“I TRIED SOO HARD AND GOT SOOO FARRR. BUT IN THE ENDDD IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER!”
@ToadyWoods
Жыл бұрын
Blink-182 . Edit: Linkin Park
@JesseGilbride
Жыл бұрын
it doesn't matter cuz you got your caffeine anyway. 😵💫
@noteagerenough
Жыл бұрын
I HAD TO FALL! TO LOSE IT ALL~ BUT IN THE END IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTEEEERRR
@paledolphin
11 ай бұрын
Man, I love that Smash Mouth song.
@KingsleyComanIsCool
8 ай бұрын
That hits hard even today
@aqsah14
Жыл бұрын
Most coffee enthusiasts online give off such a snobby and greater than thou vibe
@FFKonoko
Жыл бұрын
Why do you feel like they are greater than thou? Don't you value the things you can do instead? 😉
@Slate398
Жыл бұрын
A lot of these videos treat it like there's only one way to make a cup of coffee. The funniest part is that a lot of coffee tips, hardly ever make a difference in flavour. I feel it's just more to do about the process, i.e I enjoy hand grinding over an electrical grinder, but despite being told otherwise, I don't notice a difference in taste or quality from either option. As someone who loves coffee enough to essentially make it a hobby, the only factors that truly matter are the beans, freshness, and what roast you want.
@Sageofthe16
Жыл бұрын
heh..
@nurhazbiyshaffan1021
Жыл бұрын
no, it's not, it's because you have low confidence or you get irritated at every little thing others say. nothing he said makes you lower than him, and instant coffee and specialty coffee are just that different. I can't barely enjoy instant coffee but never mock anyone when they prefer it. thing is, it looks like you are saying to yourself. you make coffee enthusiasts look smug and irritating.
@hydrohydra4976
Жыл бұрын
I like any coffee lmao
@bearwitty9690
Жыл бұрын
I was just scrolling through shorts when I suddenly got _personally attacked for a skill I don't even utilise._
@Ninjapizza8247
Жыл бұрын
Same, I don't even like coffee either, it smells and tastes terrible and people act like it's better than ambrosia or some sh*t like that
@oopdascoop
Жыл бұрын
@@Ninjapizza8247 wtf is ambrosia?
@merica9134
Жыл бұрын
@@oopdascoop Its a food from certain mythologies that is supposedly eaten by the gods
@yukikanegawa7470
Жыл бұрын
@@oopdascoop Ambrosia is the best taste you can imagine. From mythology. So it tastes different for everyone.
@lourila
Жыл бұрын
@@Ninjapizza8247 true, but would be cool to make it to other just to smug « You only drink hand made coffee? Taste my coffee!»
@jaybird6396
Жыл бұрын
“If you want something better, spend more money” oh boy thanks youtube reels i didnt know that little tidbit of advice
@baka3262
Жыл бұрын
you dont need to spend more money, just dont have roasted beans sit out for too long. Meaning, if you buy whole roasted coffee beans. Use them.
A good guide is use beans a couple days after the roasting date. Then use them up within 3 weeks or so.
@subarashii2360
Жыл бұрын
@@Arekusandaa13 TikTok is a vine ripoff. Don't ever disrespect vine
@arimtzv
5 ай бұрын
I'm not even a coffee enthusiast but this videos are relaxing as hell dude
@Chew233
4 ай бұрын
Fr there more complicated than tea ones as well
@naughtymelon6712
6 ай бұрын
"If your coffee is bad, just buy fresh beans from a premium brand at a high price." ...I'll just take a cup of folgers and be on my way, thank you.
@OwenL2020
3 ай бұрын
He said espresso, not just coffee. -- Folgers makes a fine drip. Probably. I wouldn't know, I don't drink that shit.
@xdEddie_Edgy
3 ай бұрын
@OwenL2020 we get it your life is worthless
@jaye7898
Ай бұрын
lol 😂
@assassinmaster3419
Жыл бұрын
*dumps folgers into my coffee maker* Now the magic starts
@drawingablankesq
Жыл бұрын
The best part of waking up is Folger's in your cup!
@Warmaka
Жыл бұрын
This is where the fun begins
@LinhNguyen-my5my
Жыл бұрын
some wincest into that too.
@lord_of_war1932
Жыл бұрын
@@LinhNguyen-my5my ? What where was incest brought up
@Raikos100
Жыл бұрын
"The best part of waking up, is cocaine in your CUUUUUUUPP" -purplecrumbs
@dod6031
Жыл бұрын
Me watching this as someone who drinks Nescafé instant coffee with two sugars and long life milk: *interesting*
@Pokesus
Жыл бұрын
Same, and sometimes BonÀrea coffee.
@notgray88
Жыл бұрын
Nescafe Instant is the only good instant coffee. I should go buy some.
@chad3538
Жыл бұрын
Yeah true 🤣
@nanashi420
Жыл бұрын
@@notgray88 Medaglia d'Oro is my personal favorite.
@snjvbss
Жыл бұрын
I just bought a Nescafé instant dark roast for the first time. So far so good.
@DeeRuss
6 ай бұрын
I love how guys just have their own unique hobbys, my friend is a “frag head” loves to collect colognes and fragrances has over 100 bottles in his collection he always smells good even to the smallest occasions
@leepikdude
3 ай бұрын
make them use it all at the same time, see how he smells
@ry.albert
Жыл бұрын
the anger that washed over me when he said “great puck prep”
@ashrafabubakar2067
Жыл бұрын
I had a seizure the way he said "great puck prep"
@G81L4L
Жыл бұрын
I don’t get it - why’s everyone hating on this guy?
@berthamcdurtha8554
Жыл бұрын
@@G81L4L he seems so snobby and annoying
@paledolphin
11 ай бұрын
Whitest thing to say, ong.
@ChaoticDarkthrones
9 ай бұрын
I thought I was the only one
@aug1246
Жыл бұрын
Why am I watching this, I don’t even have a house
@cenofwarable
Жыл бұрын
For whatever reason this killed me. 😂
@beaurepairs9553
Жыл бұрын
💀
@xechammad4539
Жыл бұрын
LMAOOO BRRRUHHHH 💀💀
@Mew0731
Жыл бұрын
Funny asf lol
@croc_moat2327
Жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@wldrr
Жыл бұрын
How could I have ever missed that the quality of the main ingredient actually does matter?!?
@sidecharacter9108
Жыл бұрын
That is true, i work at cafe and we used to buy roasted beans from other suppliers until we decided to roast our own beans and the difference was phenomenal
@juliannazajda8883
Жыл бұрын
me, who just snorted three teaspoons of instant coffee: ah yes, interesting
@candylide
Жыл бұрын
Hey Julianna quick question Are you still alive?
@juliannazajda8883
Жыл бұрын
@@candylide still breathing
@candylide
Жыл бұрын
@@juliannazajda8883 Glad to hear that
@JaqueefiusJarquavius
Жыл бұрын
based
@generic8618
Жыл бұрын
@@JaqueefiusJarquavius Based reply
@ThatFoxxoLeo
Жыл бұрын
"Coffee bad? Spend money on good coffee" Great advice /s
@JackSilver1410
Жыл бұрын
Spend MORE money on good coffee. Those bougie espresso machines aren't cheap. So really the only result here is that you start the day looking like a douche bag in your own home, and you're poor because you get your coffee from whole foods or some shit.
@batataverde6453
Жыл бұрын
Genius
@chiarosuburekeni9325
Жыл бұрын
right? zoomers make tik toks/shorts for the STUPIDEST, most "no shit, Sherlock" type of shit. Their generation is fully lost.
@PhysicsITGuy
Жыл бұрын
Me: "Oh, maybe I'll learn something new about making coffee!" "Old coffee bad" >.>
@briantier2814
Жыл бұрын
I can't believe how often I like the comments about a video more than the actual video itself.....even if it's a good video like this one
@ciphun
7 ай бұрын
You really need to have a link to the products and devices, glasses and etc… that you use. Would really be helpful in finding some of the items you showcase.
@krissk77
4 ай бұрын
Have tried checking them out.... very nice expensive to get.. he needs to put a link on how to get them.
@Lief3002
7 ай бұрын
I love how everyone in these comments doesn’t understand what a hobby is despite them all probably having one A hobby is quite literally something that is functionally entertaining that we spend money on. This guy loves his coffee. I love my YuGiOh, gaming, and music making. It doesn’t need to have any particular gain. Y’all just being mean to be mean. Plus, this guy probably knows more about coffee than most of us. Even if he ain’t a professional he still clearly knows what’s up.
@c4shguy224
Жыл бұрын
bro why tf do coffee fans think they're walter white
@TBA8o8
Жыл бұрын
Why do you think you're walter white?
@imjustkenough
Жыл бұрын
@@TBA8o8 2/10 comeback 🤡
@JokingVvave
Жыл бұрын
@@TBA8o8 🤡
@itzhikun
Жыл бұрын
@@TBA8o8 comeback is not comebacking 😭
@mfs96
Жыл бұрын
@@itzhikun lol
@BanHelsing
Жыл бұрын
"gross, sad and flatout bad, nobody wants that espresso but you're gonna grimace and choke it down anyway" my brother in christ its not a dog turd or ebola it's just coffe
@magnesjberg24
Жыл бұрын
probably just placebo, shit most likely tasted the same. but pretentious people tend to fool themselves. caught in their own lies.
@BanHelsing
Жыл бұрын
@@magnesjberg24 they want to convince themselves that it's worth all that money that they poured into it
@cheskaarana6097
Жыл бұрын
@@BanHelsing audophiles be like:
@Nezumi99
Жыл бұрын
@@magnesjberg24 doesn't taste the same. This just shows u know NOTHING about coffe and probably still drink shit they make in Starbucks
@scootersheep2151
Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
@ruerue7910
7 ай бұрын
one thing I learned about making a good shot could be attributed from different factors: a) right dosage b) proper tamp c) excellent calibration of the machine... of course you don't want to brew a coffee bean that has been seating on your kitchen drawer (?), you need a freshly roasted coffee beans to achieve good shot
@totalnutjob
11 ай бұрын
coffee drinkers making the most complicated drink known to man:
@Chadius_Thundercock
7 ай бұрын
It’s really not that hard. Mfs online try to buy the most extravagant stuff to get attention(clearly worked here) but the online really expensive part is the machine itself, the rest of the equipment can be under 80 dollars, but if you only drink coffee to get a caffeine boost, then just stick to the instant coffee or capsules, more expensive coffee machines are just a waste of time and cash if you don’t enjoy drinking coffee. I realize this sounds pretentious but that’s just the truth
@jamessimbolon3887
5 ай бұрын
@@Chadius_Thundercockyeah for the most part but I think getting into making coffee makes you more aware of your caffeine intake which is valuable. Way too many people don’t treat caffeine like a drug and drink way too much coffee every day
@darrellerrad3945
Жыл бұрын
“You spent $5,000 on bs to make coffee at home and it still sucks”
@BaiZoo
Жыл бұрын
What is this a reference to
@SandwichGlitch
Жыл бұрын
@@BaiZoo life
@ddas7974
Жыл бұрын
Rich people
@MG-mb9fi
Жыл бұрын
God open ways for people to make income so no matter you do to make best quality coffee or tea you will not get same taste it’s more clear in tea use same tea bag best clear water most expensive teapot u will never get same as any small coffee shop
@rokpepeshogun
Жыл бұрын
@@MG-mb9fi just use a waterfilter lmao, water boils the same way, minerals get dissolved in the body also the same way
@thijewissema6412
Жыл бұрын
As a human being, if I require coffee in the morning to wake up. I won't go though a fucking 30 Minuit protocol, 5 spells that summon coffee demons. So after 212 comments I decided to edit one thing. Yes I know it doesn't take that long. No I don't have the equipment to do this. I don't even drink coffee mutch. Interesting to see how easily the coffee community is pissed of by a joke comment.
@frackert
Жыл бұрын
That's fine, use your Mr. Coffee, no one gives a shit how you do it
@karleyj9706
Жыл бұрын
💀 I make espresso in the morning by putting in the grounds, smashing it down, then adding water to make it a nice coffee. I don't need it to taste exquisite.
@tibbers3755
Жыл бұрын
Okay good for you
@trihermawan9553
Жыл бұрын
I mean, doesn't it tempting? having coffee demons every morning to fill your caffeine needs
@jacobarcher1097
Жыл бұрын
Looks like about a 5min workflow to get the espresso at max. This is a lot of effort though so is for the sort of person that wants to explore the flavours different coffees can give when turned into espresso
@Kintuse
7 ай бұрын
I don't know why the KZitem algorithm is showing me this guy a lot, but as a vinyl record enthusiast? I dig it. It's not a necessary thing at all to be doing but its a therapeutic process in of itself to be a part of when you become fascinated by the ritual some others go through for the end results
@jimmymcgarry
6 ай бұрын
"As someone with a worthless hobby that wastes money, I also appreciate other kinds of snobbery"
@harrymcberry4063
6 ай бұрын
@@jimmymcgarrythe point of life. Isn’t money it’s having a good time and if these people enjoy doing what they’re doing you don’t have to put them down and act like they’re “snobs”…
@NoTrebleHere
4 ай бұрын
@@jimmymcgarryHobbies aren’t worthless if they make you happy, that’s what a hobby is hello?
@namingisdifficult408
4 ай бұрын
@@jimmymcgarryif the only point of your hobbies is to make money, that’s a job. Not a hobby.
@immymoe914
9 ай бұрын
Honestly all of the hate about the “coffee enthusiasts” is not needed, especially towards this guy. He does a great job of showing off his hobby to those who enjoy the satisfying pulls or the interesting step by step methods. He gives a lot of tips to people who may even want to start the hobby of expression making, like this video. There is no reason to hate on him so much for giving us his insight.
@Snakee423
9 ай бұрын
Nah
@kiriki4558
6 ай бұрын
The people who do that do it for hating trends. Like making "jokes" about killing furrys or mocking teenage girls for enjoying things.
@kensmith2829
5 ай бұрын
He made a video labeled "How to make a good espresso", then just says "Buy fresh beans". It deserves the hate.
@BrentKenneth
3 ай бұрын
@@kensmith2829not really, just more like "don't use old beans"
@rjtiongkiao6636
Жыл бұрын
Me using instant coffee: imma just pretend to not be here
@lakraknjeprak2536
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 as barista i would recommend nescafe classic with indonesian robusta beans. probably the only "decent" product they have and i doubt they sell it in western countries. and hey, i started with that sh*t before buying my own coffee machine.
@No-cc1fq
Жыл бұрын
Peasant i would order 3000$ coffe everyday. Even though they taste same
@Mountain_2
Жыл бұрын
@@No-cc1fq 5 year old kids in kindergarden explaining their "future" be like:
@jennifer_clark
Жыл бұрын
@@No-cc1fq u know you're dumb
@benjaminpadillaaa
Жыл бұрын
Good old sanka
@snowy8926
9 ай бұрын
Jesus christ this video clearly didn't reach the target audience. my dude is just explaining how to make a proper cup of coffee for those WHO WANT TO and didn't put anyone down. ya'll just like to complain.
@Technotoadnotafrog
7 ай бұрын
still pretentious
@AiRPasternak
6 ай бұрын
Spending 5000$ on a machine + 1000$ more for accesories just for your coffee taste 0,000001% better.. Coffee enthusiasts have a severe problem...
@stinky_abi
6 ай бұрын
yes we do cry about it 😁
@danilooliveira6580
6 ай бұрын
@@AiRPasternak its his money for his coffee and he enjoy it, not sure why you are so angry.
@owanbavis1619
6 ай бұрын
@@Technotoadnotafrog Not pretentious, you're just irationally annoyed by him and try to incorrectly use that word to justify it.
@sayeedkizuk5822
Жыл бұрын
I love how this short basically proves that every step other than tamping and using good coffee is purely aesthetic.
@zaryol2338
Жыл бұрын
how? you have grinding the coffee to a specific level of not too fine and not too coarse, as well as properly mixing the ground coffee in the filter before tamping.
@sayeedkizuk5822
Жыл бұрын
@@blaackberry buying espresso already ground isn't a good idea because coffe is pretty reactive and will oxidise within a couple weeks after being ground. He's right that the level of coarseness matters.
@kensmith4218
Жыл бұрын
No, the other steps help too, but the right bean is probably the most important.
@boysteacher3818
Жыл бұрын
@@bigtexuntex7825 I don't freaking need my coffee to be made like a perfect freak like you I just want to wake the f up and start the day.
@Vote_By_Mail
Жыл бұрын
Whole thing is unnecessary imo... Just drink your poopy coffee you divas 😂
@kao_o
8 ай бұрын
i can’t seem to make a good espresso even though my grandparents always make fresh roasted coffee beans.
@Noobgrunt
Жыл бұрын
"an espresso wont cure my depresso"
@jahqwelin
Жыл бұрын
Maybe for a moment if you hyper fixate 🥰
@tranzitosu4478
Жыл бұрын
@@jahqwelin no, caffeine is not good for depression or anxiety, its the opposite
@gwapsgarcia
Жыл бұрын
lmao
@snjvbss
Жыл бұрын
Love this
@cattkin6732
Жыл бұрын
@@jahqwelin caffeine boosts anxiety. You shouldnt drink coffee when you are already stressed
@matthewlui1004
Жыл бұрын
This is the reason I don't drink coffee, plain old adrenaline for being late gets me awake every time.
@HansBelphegor
Жыл бұрын
Even that hasn't been hitting right
@hrafni
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@andreichiorean4450
Жыл бұрын
Agreed, this is the best way
@jya5467
Жыл бұрын
👍
@efiniGTX
Жыл бұрын
Yea you gotta hit snooze at least 3 times
@uncrunch398
Жыл бұрын
Coffee is a precious resource. Only keep as much as you'll use within the period you accept as fresh or use it anyway. You can adjust the flavor to make it palatable. Don't waste it.
@uncrunch398
Жыл бұрын
Savor every drop. Last I heard, it's expected to go extinct with the natural climate it can grow in later this century.
@awesomenokes
7 ай бұрын
tell that to my giant tub of Great Value coffee that I don't remember buying
@lofeofsope2542
7 ай бұрын
I added up the pricing of everything he uses in the video: LaColombe Kenya Sky Line beans: $21 Digital scale: ~$40 Niche coffee bean grinder: $544 Flair 58 Espresso machine and peripherals: $596 Not including taxes, shipping, and other insignificant expenses like the shot glass, spoons, etc., this cup of coffee would cost you 1,201 dollars to replicate if you didn’t have any of the equipment. Here’s how much a cup of Folger’s at my house would cost: MrCoffee coffee maker: $21 Folgers 51 classic roast: $7 Trader Joe’s brand coffee filters: $15 The difference between my cup of black coffee and his shot of espresso, no matter what you mix it in, is not worth 1,158, nor is it worth the extra 30 minutes to make.
@sergekadziolka4722
6 ай бұрын
Sorry for this amount. Cast iron fry pan and stir the green coffee beans during 20 minutes to medium or dark roast. Let it rest 12 hours before to grind them, for regular coffee or French press or espresso . The smell and taste of it is awesome
@justdecaffeinated
6 ай бұрын
i don't know why you spent the time to math that up when the bottom line was just "get a fresh roast"
@youtbe999
6 ай бұрын
This is a valuable comment! Kudos to you.
@owanbavis1619
6 ай бұрын
The advice was to use fresher coffee. He never says in any of his videos that his expensive equipment is neccisary. Unlike the gadgets that he showcases in his other vids, the advice he gives in this video is actually useful in getting better coffee. He never even mentioned his equipment in the video, so I don't even know why you felt the need to count up the prices, unless you had a personal gripe with him.
@lofeofsope2542
6 ай бұрын
@@owanbavis1619 i’m aware, but literally every video he mentions “if you don’t do this in the exact way i’m showing you, your coffee is worse than mine. you won’t get as good of ‘pulls’ or the flavors won’t be as interesting or blah fucking blah” this guy pisses me off, because he’s saying if you can’t shell out a grand for a fucking cup of coffee then you just can’t have access to that. its fucking coffee, he’s got a stick so far up his ass, it’s rubbing up against his patella.
@undauntedaqua
Жыл бұрын
Lemme summarise this for peeps with no sound. "This is the reason you cant pull a good shot of espresso no matter how hard you try." "You're poor"
@Keepitsavage21
Жыл бұрын
“It smells like broke in here”
@eshbanvelez5212
Жыл бұрын
Touché
@jimbojones5083
Жыл бұрын
Wake up and smell the money Huahuahuahua
@fryloc359
Жыл бұрын
In my case its not that I'm poor, its that I don't care to know.
@Chrimp7828
Жыл бұрын
Andrew tate:
@itsROMPERS...
Жыл бұрын
"don't use shit coffee." Great advice.
@bellatordei3440
Жыл бұрын
The asian palm civet will disagree
@DigoTP_
Жыл бұрын
The "world best coffee" there's the best beans of coffee, but pooped by a bird
@mosio.2504
Жыл бұрын
@@DigoTP_ fr
@JmKrokY
Жыл бұрын
True
@Cenot4ph
Жыл бұрын
Captain obvious with an espresso machine
@MongooseReflexes
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for highlighting this! 🙏🏻☕
@oliviaj9037
Жыл бұрын
2 months old packet, 2 days open beans, 2 mins ground coffee, this is what I was taught as a barista. And that’s the max. A big key that was glossed over here was ‘speciality’ coffee, it’s much better quality.
@it_was_my_cat
Жыл бұрын
Coffee enthusiasts spending thousands of dollars and practicing for hundreds of hours to make a cup of coffee that tastes 12% better:
@rachel5399
Жыл бұрын
Some people like drinking coffee. An actual coffee drinker, not just your average Joe who drinks Folgers in the morning(which, is perfectly fine, you can be an average Joe who drinks Folgers because it's easier at 6am, getting ready for work, and still understand and appreciate a more delicately, more expensive cup of espresso every now and then) isn't the same as espresso. If you actually enjoy the different flavors and boldness of coffee, and don't just drink it for the caffeine, you will love the taste and much prefer the contrast to cheap coffee.
@user-jj5tq4qs7j
Жыл бұрын
@@rachel5399 bad habit
@chrisfoxwell4128
Жыл бұрын
12% is way generous.
@carlosjoyeux4722
Жыл бұрын
pc enthusiasts:😳
@icedcoldkilla
Жыл бұрын
Wait until you hear about wine
@marcswanson
Жыл бұрын
Me reheating a cup of coffe from yesterday: "wow looks great"
@fryloc359
Жыл бұрын
Just like my wife.
@silkic
Жыл бұрын
Just like my wife.
@Ozred
Жыл бұрын
Just like my wife.
@mikec4308
Жыл бұрын
thats like relighting a cigarette butt
@xxkarlosxxxxxx7233
Жыл бұрын
Ana: Eww u look poor...
@BlackNo2
Жыл бұрын
It's not so much the coffee, it's how you make it. Some people make the worst coffee taste amazing, while others can't make anything of the most expensive stuff
@nzanthungehumtsoe7453
6 ай бұрын
POV... STARBUCKS making my coffee when I'm running out of time💀
@dbyspae122
Жыл бұрын
Bro coffee people are so pretentious😭
@WollaWinkie
Жыл бұрын
Or are you just ignorant?
@dbyspae122
Жыл бұрын
@@WollaWinkie I’m not spending thousands for a drink that tastes slightly better
@loganwalker8537
Жыл бұрын
I drink my coffee, i dont want it to taste like shit but as long as it doesnt im fine with it lol
@YaamFel
Жыл бұрын
@@dbyspae122 The difference in taste is huge, I don't think slightly better describes it, but you can get most of that difference with just a couple hundred dollars of equipment for espresso. heck, you can do with much less if you opt for any preparation method other than espresso. most of all, it's about the art and the hobby, and if the end product tastes great, all the better. Let people enjoy things
@dbyspae122
Жыл бұрын
@@YaamFel but hundreds of dollars I don’t think is worth it
@DisturbedGeneration
Жыл бұрын
"Do you want to spend more money to still be tired? Drink an espresso"
@mikec4308
Жыл бұрын
you just have a bad diet and sleeping pattern. thats why youre always tired
@diliuzun
Жыл бұрын
some health problems causing that actually. if you're sleepy after drinking a coffee it can means unhealthy liver.
@Drghost1235
Жыл бұрын
@@diliuzun Not always, it can also be because of how the body reacts. I've always been unaffected by caffeine since I was a kid as an example
@axelhanne8238
Жыл бұрын
@@diliuzun its incredible how many "facts" people pull out of their asses
@diliuzun
Жыл бұрын
@@axelhanne8238 it happend to me. it's why i use 'can'. not always it's the problem. but talking to a doctor helps. ;)
@Turdboi487
16 күн бұрын
Just realised his “bad” shot of espresso is what my average shot looks like 😭😭
@SamCableguy
10 ай бұрын
Imagine caring about this in the morning as you are rushing to get out the door 😂😂
@lionbryce10101
Жыл бұрын
"This is why you can't pull a shot of espresso" actually it's because I haven't wasted money on an espresso machine yet
@GogitoGTHD
Жыл бұрын
Based
@lakraknjeprak2536
Жыл бұрын
yeah dude, i can buy full set gaming pc and PS 5 with that espresso machine cost.
@nils-ph3zs
Жыл бұрын
*yet*
@SonOvaSon
Жыл бұрын
@@lakraknjeprak2536 I have both lol
@mustafe7510
Жыл бұрын
I got mine as a gift 😌
@lexi_lexx
Жыл бұрын
me, uncultured in the coffee ways: "it looks the same, brown"
@ohxvvt
Жыл бұрын
I honestly was lost as hell, like is it not just liquid farts and caffeine?
@kathyhenry9512
Ай бұрын
Im only here cause watching him use the whisk thing on the grounds is very satisfying
@Enilks
5 ай бұрын
I don’t drink coffee but I love watching these videos lol
@B83N
Жыл бұрын
Coffee people make coffee their entire personality lmao It has come to my attention that coffee people don't act nearly as insane as espresso people. I'm sorry for any confusion this may have caused, i'll try to be better in the future.
@ALT-vz3jn
Жыл бұрын
Based 😅
@genericanimecharacter430
Жыл бұрын
Bruh fr. "Comes out looking like this" fine, gimme 5 more and I can start working
@Tiwey
Жыл бұрын
i have a espresso machine and i grind my coffee every morning. doesnt even take 2 minutes for a great cappuchino. its really good
@sarah-annecarney7552
Жыл бұрын
You use social media right? You enjoy viewing content. That doesn't make it your entire personality. Enjoying a beverage made in a certain way and sharing that content for 5 minutes, does not make up this creators entire 24 hour day. Settle down.
@Rokomarn
Жыл бұрын
@@sarah-annecarney7552 it's their entire personality and yours too that's why you're so offended
@Danjin22
Жыл бұрын
Homie roasted us instead of his coffee damn.
@ItzTritonCG
Жыл бұрын
Banger comment
@T3rmin4t0rN
Жыл бұрын
Underrated
@borisdorofeev5602
Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@kyleszalontay2316
9 ай бұрын
So not only do you have to pay upwards of 2 grand on espresso equipment, you also have to pay a shitload for special beans in order to get the “tiktok espresso extraction”
@Eveningkiss
8 ай бұрын
Yep. My bf and i specifically hunt coffee roasters and shops that get freshly roasted coffee in weekly and a bag or two each week. Great espresso as soon as i get the grind dialed in
@Logicalsane
Ай бұрын
Does that taste better than nescafe instant coffee??
@SwankySpitfire
Жыл бұрын
Look man, when it’s 6am I don’t care how my magic bean juice is made. Just as long as it gets my brain half functioning before I get to the start of my day.
@sebaschan-uwu
Жыл бұрын
Why not drink some juice or something?
@benireges
Жыл бұрын
Why not make push-ups or take a shower?
@JoHn-gi1lb
Жыл бұрын
Take a cold shower, it'll work immediately
@sheevinopalpatino4782
Жыл бұрын
You've destroyed your mind with bean juice!
@chupasmetes2347
Жыл бұрын
@@sebaschan-uwu fr eat some breakfast. what is it with these caffeine people they weird asl
@gazpacho0104
Ай бұрын
Appreciating coffee should be about enjoyment rather than imposing rigid standards that may not be feasible for everyone.
@ryanmfs125
Жыл бұрын
One thing that never fail to amaze me in these channels is how they make their whole personality around coffe
@chaossense5334
Жыл бұрын
is that a bad thing or smth
@TheViperkat
Жыл бұрын
@@chaossense5334 makes you come off as pretentious and no one wants to talk to you because of it. Not necessarily bad there’s just… social downsides to it
@chaossense5334
Жыл бұрын
@@TheViperkat damn. I don't even like coffee 💀
@Pinkrevenge101
Жыл бұрын
@@TheViperkat its prob thier specialty n hobby
@lincolnv9261
Жыл бұрын
@@TheViperkat I mean, do you think of gamers as pretentious? Or engineers? Or cooks? All of these are specialized channels on YT that only talk about their thing. I think it’s entirely verbiage. When Andrew from BwB talks about cooking he shows his process, and doesn’t say “You’ll never ever make a good [insert dish] if you aren’t doing this Elementry task of buying fresh ingredients.” which is exactly what the guy in this vid did. It not a specialty or passion, it’s how kind you are showing how to improve your skill in it.
@entropyofallcreation
Жыл бұрын
That's crazy. *Proceeds to microwave water in a mug and dump Folgers crystals into it. *
@kbj8594
Жыл бұрын
Exactly lol
@krane15
Жыл бұрын
Burn blasphemer.
@JesusIsKing844
7 ай бұрын
I don’t think 95 percent of people understand he’s not a coffee snob, they do it because it’s fun and a form of entertainment for them, the coffee is an added bonus, but it’s not fun when you spend all that money and don’t actually see a benefit because actually getting good coffee is a main reason they do it
@masterspongebat2387
7 ай бұрын
Fr
@jimmymcgarry
6 ай бұрын
"he's not a snob, he just acts like one" That's called a snob.
@JesusIsKing844
6 ай бұрын
@@jimmymcgarry a snob is someone who judges people for doing it wrong, based off of what I’ve seen he doesn’t do that
@jamesdinoy
6 ай бұрын
i dont need some pretentious hipster telling me my coffee is wrong
@somerandomguy4240
6 ай бұрын
@@jamesdinoy Then don't watch videos about it. It's really that simple.
@jjlatinopedia
Ай бұрын
Me drinking coffee that was brewed from my $7.00 Mr. Coffee machine: *Cool*
@yummyklown9226
Жыл бұрын
If you're that awake in the morning to do all that for a shot of coffee, you don't need it
@killerblade1044
Жыл бұрын
Fax!
@inconspicuoussalad7730
Жыл бұрын
I brought all my coffee making stuff to university and I haven't used it once. The instant cappuccino packets, on the other hand...
@lidmc796
Жыл бұрын
Like a heroin addict racking up a needle
@JokerDaSmoker
Жыл бұрын
Exactly 🤣🤣
@Jane-oz7pp
Жыл бұрын
Me, drinking coffee from the moment I get out of bed until the moment I go back to it: haha yes I could totally do this for each of the 12 coffees I have on the average day, I have time for that.
@Vienna3080
Жыл бұрын
My broke ass with my $20 Mr. Coffee machine and GV Sumatran blend: Intresting
@MK-573
Жыл бұрын
And it serves the purpose. Am from Ethiopia birth place of this coffee culture they are butchering with elitism. If it serves you, it is good enough
@mande-lorean2182
Жыл бұрын
Same here bro
@teebolt45
Жыл бұрын
Sumatera
@-steady-8215
Жыл бұрын
Imagine having a coffee machine. Me who puts my 4 cent instant coffee sachet in water and put it in microwave.
@nathancurtis4485
Жыл бұрын
Me but the 8 o'clock espresso beans from walmart
@LordBete
Жыл бұрын
So the ritual doesn’t matter, it’s just the expensive coffee that makes the difference
@warrenarnold
Жыл бұрын
Once yall bought the machines, they changed the game
@bencecsikos5977
Жыл бұрын
Thats very wrong
@gregorskiff
Жыл бұрын
It's about coffee roasted within a month or so of brewing but 2 weeks is about the limit of "fresh". Expensive coffee is just as bad as cheap after it goes stale.
@reflectcard6258
Жыл бұрын
Used to think similar, but my last telemarketing work made me addicted to coffee. Now I need to drink an entire jar in the morning to pump
@thepacifist702
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@moonlight39echo
2 ай бұрын
*me grabbing boiling water, yemeni coffee out of the freezer, putting through a french press, happy*
@noahwyatt6364
6 ай бұрын
“This is the reason you can’t pull any bitches”
@leoloveschomiks
5 ай бұрын
real
@whengrapespop5728
Жыл бұрын
“Nobody wants that espresso” Honestly wouldn’t care. Espressos are pretty much a practical drink.
@datb0013
Жыл бұрын
espresso isn't a practical drink. if you want to treat it that way all power to you, if it works it works. espresso tastes awesome and can absolutely be enjoyed slowly if done right, just depends on how much effort you put in.
@nuansd
Жыл бұрын
Espresso's an expensive specialty drink -- why not just make drip coffee or moka pot if you're going for just practical?
@kenji214245
Жыл бұрын
@@nuansd espresso is essentially a warm energy drink. It mainly uses the cheaper high caffeine beans and was originally something workers drank to get a boost.
@nuansd
Жыл бұрын
@@kenji214245 it's never been cheap to have an espresso machine -- are you referring to moka pots or other brewing techniques? since its invention only caffes have really used them
@kenji214245
Жыл бұрын
@@nuansd espresso just means quick coffee. Sure there are those who have been going trough methods and machines to do it in different ways. But in the end it was just something quick and very intense to drink. Like a small cup of a caffeine shot. Because the usual coffee took to long to make XD And there are plenty of different espresso machines to chose from. But majority of people mainly had it because it was quick. Then Americans made it into a whole marketing thing. And my espresso machine is cheap. It can only do espresso though nothing else. now if you want to make it with all the extra stuff then yeah then those things get expensive.
@velazquezarmouries
Жыл бұрын
Me: *using a mocha pot and Colombian grounds that are more than 2 years old * this is good enough
@crazywolf9715
Жыл бұрын
Nah, instant coffee is enough 🤣🤣🤣
@velazquezarmouries
Жыл бұрын
@@crazywolf9715 good instant coffee is great Like Nescafé
@The12231
Жыл бұрын
@@velazquezarmouries except when the company Nestle has the most horrible, inhumane practices. I also use a mocha 👌 long espresso tasting coffee, with Panamanian grounds usually less than a month old
@Solaceon
Жыл бұрын
Me throwing my 4 month old Death Wish espresso blend into the same giant electronic coffee maker that's used to brew McCafe for 8 other people and is never cleaned: good enough
@velazquezarmouries
Жыл бұрын
@@The12231 nah the suffering makes it taste better
@Thealmightytoastofgods
7 ай бұрын
Imagine your caffein addiction gets so bad you have all this equipment
@gavinfinch2393
Жыл бұрын
I really like Peak Flavor Coffee for this very reason. They roast for your order and send directly to you.
@TGCPhilip
Жыл бұрын
I paid maximum attention to this knowing damn well that I have no intention of drinking coffee
@humansizedbirdnest9435
Жыл бұрын
Same😂 but I just drink coffee from a pot
@alessandrosarti640
Жыл бұрын
Me using Nespresso pods: "That'll work"
@csf4534
Жыл бұрын
Me but with an automatic espresso machine lmfao
@illestvillain1971
Жыл бұрын
Me using instant coffee in a 5 year old portable mug. "Yes the intricacies of the texture are intriguing" I mean the espressos at work were nice but I'd never buy one. And the coffee pot I used to use is in my old place so instant off brand coffee will work
@ryant2568
Жыл бұрын
I used Nespresso pods for years, nothing wrong with them at all. Consistent flavor and they last for way longer than whole beans.
@igoralmeida9136
Жыл бұрын
me using instant coffee
@matts3425
Жыл бұрын
having worked with coffee/espresso for over 8 yrs, i can tell you that this guy is a loser.
@donochienski7917
Жыл бұрын
That packaging is from Kenya 🇰🇪. Very good quality coffee
@aidenbagshaw5573
5 ай бұрын
Why’s everyone bashing him in the comments? Yeah, coffee is an expensive and seemingly pointless hobby, but aren’t all hobbies? This guy’s just sharing his hobby with us, and how to go about it. It’s not like he’s berating us for not making coffee like he does or anything.
@lonelalydmitri9489
Жыл бұрын
Watching this while drinking my cheap-ass Nescafe instant coffee
@MrMooAndMoonSquirrelToo
Жыл бұрын
If it makes you happy, you’re doing it right.
@jadebayoba7073
Жыл бұрын
Babe don't feel bad, these privileged bitches make everyone mad
@jadebayoba7073
Жыл бұрын
@@MrMooAndMoonSquirrelToo yeah this
@andrewhoward6703
Жыл бұрын
Average coffee fan: I won't drink it! It was roasted two whole days ago! Average tea enjoyer: I feel sassy today, gonna add some lawn grass to my tea for piquancy
@Scrimblo
Жыл бұрын
feeling a little adventurous, mayhaps i’ll add some invasive weeds.
@cursed1285
Жыл бұрын
@@Scrimblo add just a little bit of poison ivy for that extra kick
@CardboardSliver
Жыл бұрын
Heavens, I feel the need to add some night shade to my tea! Mmm, quite spicy!
@seabassa.m.665
Жыл бұрын
@@CardboardSliver fuck it, also add some fox gloves for a nice shade to the mix, simply delectable
@TurtMcSquirt
Жыл бұрын
Average? True coffee addicts will eat 2 week old used grounds for a fix. This is the equivalent of heroin in a sliver spoon and a clean needle
@moonshinershonor202
Жыл бұрын
Me drinking days old cold black coffee: It ain't easy being a cowboy in an astronaut's world.
@JB-nf2rc
5 ай бұрын
Dunn brothers guarantees a 5 day bean freshness
@giovannadisii9710
Жыл бұрын
"even cheap beans become flavorful, if you carefully brew them to bring out their special qualities" - Yoshimura kuzen
@esdeathchan4354
Жыл бұрын
Nice quote
@mwara2444
Жыл бұрын
I use cheap coffee beans for the French press to steep them for 5 minutes, comes out well
@Corteum
Жыл бұрын
"Even no beans is blissful, if you first attain enlightenment!" - Made Up Quote
@sir_humpy
Жыл бұрын
bummer, I was gonna bet it was by Sun Tzu...
@as_below_so_above
Жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with cheap coffee. But the older it gets, the worse it will come out.
@corey2232
Жыл бұрын
People that have this much time to spend to waste on their morning fix aren't stressed enough to need it in the first place 😂
@Robdutton91
Жыл бұрын
This isn’t for “morning fix” people. You have completely missed the point
@Laura-Yu
Жыл бұрын
Or maybe they own a cafe? Or jus enjoy making good espresso. Why do you assume it’s for you or for getting ready in the mornings?
@datb0013
Жыл бұрын
it's a hobby, why can't people just enjoy it? who cares if you think you live a harder life? it's just bean juice dude
@corey2232
Жыл бұрын
@@datb0013 Yeah, "just bean juice" people dedicate this much time to... when the rest of us average Joe's barely got time to make a quick Folgers before running to work 😉
@datb0013
Жыл бұрын
@@corey2232 literally who cares? Let people enjoy coffee. Just because you don’t have time to doesn’t mean other people have to stop liking it. Why are you so elitest?
@avantgardenovelist
7 ай бұрын
fifteen seconds in and im loling all o'er the place from this genius's wordsmithing abilities.
@gerrythepogger6927
Жыл бұрын
Tell me you got sponsored without telling me you got sponsored.
@Viper-oj1ut
Жыл бұрын
the nescafé and milk looking at me from across my kitchen: bro you trying to replace us :(
@eduardkalmanawardze
Жыл бұрын
My delonghi coffee machine when im looking for real espresso machines do be like that
@casperrabbit7254
Жыл бұрын
Damn y'all are roasting him harder than he roasts his coffee
@freindlyspicerun4424
3 ай бұрын
"Pull a good shot of espresso" Coffee people and gacha game people have so much in common
@andresrincon752
9 ай бұрын
The fact that the machine has a little mirror so you can see how the espresso is dripping just screams narcissistic snob 😂
@joshuawing4766
7 ай бұрын
That's just a chrome plating to make it look nice. You're not in his audience.
@drakesisk4756
6 ай бұрын
oh no the dude who makes videos filming making coffee has a method to film the coffee what a snob
@MoonCowGaming
6 ай бұрын
@@joshuawing4766i don't think a majority of the population would be. It takes a certain type of person to be this pretentious
@NoTrebleHere
4 ай бұрын
How. Explain why loving a hobby is pretentious.
@andresrincon752
4 ай бұрын
@@NoTrebleHere You know what? I stand corrected. Everyone should enjoy their hobby, and I'm clearly not the target audience of these videos.
@ShreddKrumb
Жыл бұрын
“What do you mean I have a coffee addiction?” (Whilst snorting a line of ground up coffee beans)
@robert9595
Жыл бұрын
"Sniff" YEERAAGHHHH!!!!!
@aguila4653
Жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@mwara2444
Жыл бұрын
Can concur. As a child of the '90s are drugs were caffeine and nicotine.
@Icyveins123
Жыл бұрын
Jesus 😭😅
@scnoz1430
Жыл бұрын
When I was studying for college, I would put two scoops of instant coffee into cold tap water, mix it around a bit, close my nostrils and chug the whole thing down cause I didn’t want to wake up my roommates with the kettle
@tumdeax
Жыл бұрын
At that point you might as well drank cold brew.
@bbee6556
Жыл бұрын
Did you pass tho 😂
@Cretaigne95
Жыл бұрын
Now that's what I call a polite addict
@scnoz1430
Жыл бұрын
@@bbee6556 I probably took 5 years off my life expectancy, but yeah, I did
@samuelhayden542
4 ай бұрын
All it takes is one bad espresso shot -the Goker
@SidneyPatrickson
Жыл бұрын
Me sits there crunching on some instant coffee powder "Yeah obviously.. you gotta get the good fresh stuff"
@nickh3148
Жыл бұрын
It’S AlL aBoUtS tHe BeAnS
@thuglyfe709
Жыл бұрын
Yall do all that work for coffee and here i am bing chilling with my glass of water
@axelblackwood5305
Жыл бұрын
I'm bing shaking with my energy drinks 💀
@shane1489
Жыл бұрын
No lemon ?
@luke1835
7 ай бұрын
@@shane1489who needs lemon?
@phole1100
5 ай бұрын
People are starving while you try and brew the perfect cup of coffee
@berilo.8044
7 ай бұрын
One step away from doing an Ouran High School Host Club cosplay.
@thedeathstar420
Жыл бұрын
So just get better coffee? Lol I was hoping to get some sort of technique tips
@abdi9145
Жыл бұрын
I think this was advice for people with already proper technique
@bryangrunauer
Жыл бұрын
not necessarily better, the same coffee 6 months later won't get you the same results
@tester0013
Жыл бұрын
@@bryangrunauer isn't that literally the point of the video, get a freshly roasted coffee for better espresso which also means get better coffee
@bryangrunauer
Жыл бұрын
@@tester0013 i mean even if you have better beans you'd have to use them fresh. What I get from the video is to no let it sit on the counter for too long
@Dolbic.
Жыл бұрын
It is actually an important advice, because lots of coffee shops sells you coffee beans sitting in shelfs for months, and they give you the B.S advice that "you shouldn't brew fresh coffee, its best to buy something minimum weeks old"...
@blacknightthenightwing7263
9 ай бұрын
I don’t drink coffee, and nor am I supposed to have caffeine because of anxiety, and yet here I am, learning how to make the best espresso I can.
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