jokes in you. Real programmers know we just browse the MDN and stackoverflow and copy paste 70% of the time.
@TamthejamYT
2 жыл бұрын
This is facts :)
@letsgoaway
2 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO
@mumujibirb
2 жыл бұрын
Just have 75 tabs open and most of them are stackoverflow or some documentation for some obscure library and then geeksforgeeks or whatever
@Chris-ym2mm
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly lol
@demyk214
2 жыл бұрын
Jokes on u for those with Github Copilot
@Mquzzi
Жыл бұрын
I did this once, and a random kid thought I was downloading fortnite hacks
@vynttt
2 ай бұрын
Coding ur own cheats💀
@mangocat422
2 ай бұрын
LMAOO
@desireepierce6492
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@DripGokuHere
3 ай бұрын
Hacking is like 60 percent coding,20 percent patience and 20 percent coding
@cycrothelargeplanet
2 ай бұрын
why the hell does bro's dict have duplicate entries
@DripGokuHere
2 ай бұрын
@@cycrothelargeplanet whtf u talking about
@cycrothelargeplanet
2 ай бұрын
@@DripGokuHere You added coding twice, also python dicts are basically associative arrays
@lem11mn
2 ай бұрын
@@cycrothelargeplanetjit remove progamming sense rq
@PerOnnai
2 ай бұрын
And youtube tutorial
@LiveLaughLoot
2 жыл бұрын
The movies: WHO TOLD THIS MAN OUR SECRET?!?
@hardiecuizons
2 жыл бұрын
Him.
@exethomas
11 ай бұрын
Lol😂
@TDXC------
11 ай бұрын
Once I watched guardians of the galaxy and I looked at the coding there was in that episode. Yeah I had thought it was Standard Galactic Alphabets. Or the minecraft enchantment language. So yeah. S𝙹 ||ᒷᔑ⍑ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ 'ᓭ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣ᔑꖎᔑᓵℸ ̣ ╎ᓵ ꖎᔑリ⊣⚍ᔑ⊣ᒷ.
@SleepyAnt-fi9vy
3 ай бұрын
Crunch
@shadowstalker7259
Жыл бұрын
How to make Asian parents happy: Edit: sorry, I forgot. That's not possible
@gamingwithhinot9618
Жыл бұрын
True
@alrreadyy
11 ай бұрын
Lol
@GabryelEavio
11 ай бұрын
Lol
@SadyTheCV2Bunny
11 ай бұрын
I'm Asian, and as long you get more than 100% they will be proud.
@veronicapacheco8541
11 ай бұрын
Bruh
@ElmiraVT
2 жыл бұрын
POV: You're the one dude that can hack into the fbi within 29.5 seconds in the action movie
@vanillae91819
2 жыл бұрын
*presses keys violently* "I'm in"
@Stallone90
2 жыл бұрын
That vigorous touch
@Gamer-oj3zn
2 жыл бұрын
Hackers in real life:intense planning and trying to get files just to gtt we caught or barely breach fire walls and mostly scam or cheat in games. Hackers in movies:intense keyboard smash=you pro hack Hackers in games:holds down a button or presses one button=you are god
@getfitfam3893
2 жыл бұрын
Actually it’s 69.420 seconds
@callofbooty7717
2 жыл бұрын
"Hacked into the mainframe" 🤓
@cli
2 жыл бұрын
how to be a skid 101
@DeadGhost307
2 жыл бұрын
@@WaterDrinker7777 can be if their a kiddie
@stealyonikes
2 жыл бұрын
@@DeadGhost307 they're
@ツツツツツツツツ
2 жыл бұрын
what the channel is music
@skidfort
2 жыл бұрын
man fuck this username
@adolfkitler47
2 жыл бұрын
@@ツツツツツツツツ it's fake
@blumu4170
2 жыл бұрын
Linux users: Look what they have to do to mimic a fraction of our power
@samuelswap-n3s
Жыл бұрын
why do they need to make it so hard
@bru681
11 ай бұрын
@@samuelswap-n3sare you talking about why some of us like to manually do everything?
@09__02
10 ай бұрын
desktop environment
@thekillerYT1
9 ай бұрын
Trying to uninstall an app gives me a headache
@FlytoTheSpace
8 ай бұрын
I'm a Linux user and I've made some Brute Force Scripts, so am I in one of you guys?
@haahaa2k5
2 жыл бұрын
Alternative way: press ESC when linux's booting
@AlohaCxbe
2 жыл бұрын
this is very useful for skits and short clips for fun, thanks a lot!
@WoodsGeorgeJr
2 жыл бұрын
every programmer watching this: 😐
@retzerR
2 жыл бұрын
agreed
@2tothe4th
2 жыл бұрын
As a programmer I can confirm this is true
@2tothe4th
2 жыл бұрын
@Johnny Y this comment was a joke
@pandasafkplayz7348
2 жыл бұрын
Approved I’m a programmer
@generous-codm4008
2 жыл бұрын
This is kinda insulting ngl
@dustin8641
2 жыл бұрын
Tip: learn coding and don’t pretend to
@pyxi23
2 жыл бұрын
As someone with friends as coders and with some experience themselves, we just copy most shit off of the internet
@TheSaltyEgg
2 жыл бұрын
@@pyxi23 yes
@zaidettahiri394
2 жыл бұрын
I learn code at school ☠️
@KrakVolt
2 жыл бұрын
@@pyxi23 You mean skid??
@zaidettahiri394
2 жыл бұрын
@Skeil C++>>>>
@etcroot
2 жыл бұрын
Hacking is literally 80% social engineering, 10% crawling & 10% trying to hide your IP as much as you can
@archiemourad
Жыл бұрын
Nice to see someone who understands.
@Whos_candice_Gaming
Жыл бұрын
Didn't hide it good enough 😏
@OBW3JHF6N6X72SKRUP
Жыл бұрын
☠️☠️
@arppoisoning
Жыл бұрын
pretty much how it is
@kamandtux
Жыл бұрын
fr people think it’s keyboard spam lmao
@psych00X_X
2 жыл бұрын
already got the whole school addicted to this
@randommate7440
2 жыл бұрын
Joshua showing all his 7 year old friends this 😎
@bananaman8160
2 жыл бұрын
To be a programmer you only need a few things, stack overflow, control, c, and v
@Ami_aoi
Жыл бұрын
True
@ItzLeX27
Жыл бұрын
don’t forget ctrl + D for duplication
@rfrx
Жыл бұрын
@@ItzLeX27Yes
@GeoCompare249
10 ай бұрын
@@ItzLeX27 yeah that'll totally work
@ItzLeX27
10 ай бұрын
@@GeoCompare249 Depends on the application
@CalTheDelphox
2 жыл бұрын
don’t worry, he’s not hacking, he’s just a Linux user.
Or, open Command Prompt then do what I do. C:\Users\user\color 02 C:\Users\user\cd.. C:\Users\cd.. C:\tree **all of the binaries and things like that of the C:\ drive are being listed**
@copperforthedub
2 жыл бұрын
Pro tip: press alt 3 times to get a notification saying “access granted” Press caps lock 3 times for “access denied” escape to get rid of the message
@llljb.l
2 жыл бұрын
Fr?
@Chrimp7828
2 жыл бұрын
In the website?
@Og_ibr
2 жыл бұрын
Shift not caps lock
@dizzy8672
2 жыл бұрын
@@llljb.l yes dude
@xDreamsicle
2 жыл бұрын
yeah duh
@HGSRR
2 жыл бұрын
Oh god this guy is literally the definition of a weeb
@Toilet27
2 жыл бұрын
Is that bad
@HGSRR
2 жыл бұрын
@@Toilet27 mayhaps
@Toilet27
2 жыл бұрын
@@HGSRR you mean perhaps
@Toilet27
2 жыл бұрын
How old are you
@Toilet27
2 жыл бұрын
4 years?
@grantpeterson2524
2 жыл бұрын
"How to look like a Vim user"
@blackxfiied_
2 жыл бұрын
FR😂😂
@Luv-sic-
2 жыл бұрын
nano
@floenele8892
2 жыл бұрын
@@Luv-sic- neovim better
@Dillixx
Жыл бұрын
Everyone in every school I've been to knows what hacker typer is. So I taught myself how to ethically hack myself, it doesn't look as cool though :(
@paradox602
2 жыл бұрын
Or be a linux user and use cmatrix
@minecrafter8001
2 жыл бұрын
Geek typer: hold my beer
@josip84717
2 жыл бұрын
So fax i pranked my friends at school with it
@natsukinaru7271
2 жыл бұрын
Linux user: Hold my coke
@atixalir
2 жыл бұрын
kimchi...
@Red_F
2 ай бұрын
Ησηαηνζσι user: Hold my fanta
@tforter
2 жыл бұрын
This is what coding looks like to non nerds 😭 But yes whenever I use cmd I always start with color 0a (black background green text) just to mess with people
@water-sv2ou
2 жыл бұрын
And dir/s
@noasymons-lindschouw
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@ma_732
2 жыл бұрын
just type color a the bg is automatically black
@zKBTuran
2 жыл бұрын
st terminal with darkpurple on white with 80% of transparency and using neovim in random .c file
@neutrin0329
2 жыл бұрын
You forgot the constant use of stack overflow
@tocrispyay
2 жыл бұрын
Bro has roblox in his recent tabs you can just tell he's a script kiddie from that 💀
@csgoskeetplspro
2 жыл бұрын
lmao
@ThatKiwiTree
2 жыл бұрын
Roblox is actually a good way to learn coding
@tocrispyay
2 жыл бұрын
@@ThatKiwiTree his other tab says discord image logger he doesn't know programming he's just a skid
@IrisBread
2 жыл бұрын
isn't everyone? like as someone who codes i copy paste 60% of the time.
@capnryna
2 жыл бұрын
@@ThatKiwiTree ain't no way you think that 💀 No one uses Lua
@JXSON213
7 ай бұрын
One thing i don't understand is why people like me get bullied for actually coding/hacking like don't they realise i can dos them and get their wi-fi password and control their smart fridge?
@Jakevd
2 ай бұрын
Or do windows R and type cmd the alt enter then type color a then you can type and you can also type dir/s thst will show all your files and it will look like your hacking
@floopyy_
2 жыл бұрын
as a programmer, god forbid if i had to use plain green text with no coloring depending on the input
@GsusIsKing
Жыл бұрын
Ditto. My _first_ time realizing I can customize my IDE, I attempted it to pretend I was a hacker back when I was taking my very first software engineering class. That green text stayed on for all of ten seconds once I realized how _horrid_ not having things like variables or objects color coded was....
@Jsh1984_
11 ай бұрын
I'm learning programming and now as I've got better I feel the same
@BuggaDude2012
7 ай бұрын
look at the bottom bar there's Settings for u to choose a different color
@Glacier_6.7
3 ай бұрын
Not me using only nano for like 3 years straight don’t know why I did but finding errors in that was a pain in my ass I now use an actual ide 😂 and have for awhile
@therandomshow2375
2 жыл бұрын
I just felt the urge to say I have the same keyboard. Have a good day
@insertnamehere6211
2 жыл бұрын
To look like a programmer you firstly have to open stack overflow, thank me later
@dad8834
2 жыл бұрын
🤓
@shartlord
2 жыл бұрын
if you want to look like a junior developer, struggle to exit vim
@Red_F
2 ай бұрын
If you want to be a programmer ASAP, Use Scratch.
@disguisedpuppy
11 ай бұрын
Just open the fucking terminal and type color a 😭
@_patrick58_
Жыл бұрын
I tried it in school... ...they didn't caught me tho
@Game-Master-Man
6 ай бұрын
Anyways, here is a brownie recipe. Ingredients: - 1 cup unsalted butter - 2 cups granulated sugar - 4 large eggs - 1 teaspoon vanilla extract - 1/2 cup all-purpose flour - 1/2 cup cocoa powder - 1/4 teaspoon salt - 1 cup chopped nuts or chocolate chips (optional) Instructions: 1. Preheat oven to 350 F (175 C) and grease a baking pan. 2. Melt 1 cup butter, mix with 2 cups sugar. 3. Add 4 eggs and 1 tsp vanilla; mix well. 5. Sift in 1/2 cup flour, 1/2 cup cocoa, and 1/5 tsp salt; stir. 1. Optional: add 1 cup nuts or chocolate chips. 2. Pour into the pan, bake 25-30 mins. 3. Cool completely, Cut into squares, and enjoy your brownies!
@trop1cal_blossom232
6 ай бұрын
1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix
@Cinimini512
6 ай бұрын
Thanks my G👍
@BrokenAccuracy
6 ай бұрын
Yummy😋
@JEՏUSCHRIST
5 ай бұрын
i already had that recipe saved
@NN4J
5 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear I made 💩
@joshm264
2 жыл бұрын
Me when I was 12 and learned about the tree command:
@WinstonG1
2 жыл бұрын
Me When i was 10 and learning how to use CD command and learn to use iplogger:
Broooi I just did this today on my School computer lab
@Conn0ro
2 жыл бұрын
or just don't be a skid
@Jaliscoul
2 жыл бұрын
pov: yandere dev adding another easter egg instead of actually working on the game
@QuackyMC
2 жыл бұрын
Whats "yandere"?
@Jaliscoul
2 жыл бұрын
@@QuackyMC ‘Yandere is a portmanteau of two Japanese words. The first is yanderu, which means “to be sick,” and the second is deredere, used here for “lovestruck.” A yandere is often sweet, caring, and innocent before switching into someone who displays an extreme, often violent or psychotic, level of devotion to a love interest.’ Pretty much it’s like a weeb term for a person who’s so in love with someone they’d cause intimate violence just to get with that person
@QuackyMC
2 жыл бұрын
@@Jaliscoul i meant the game, you said "dev"
@Jaliscoul
2 жыл бұрын
@@QuackyMC The game is called yandere simulator, pretty much you play as a girl (also the main protagonist of the game,her name is Ayano Aishi), the main story of the game is that Yandere-Chan wants to win the love of ‘Senpai’ (As referred to in game, though his name is Taeko Yamada), The game takes place in a school, the play-story of the game is that you must kill your class mates out of jealousy to ‘higher the chances’ of getting with Taeko.You must do all this without getting caught by anyone else or any other staff of the school. (ps; the joke of this comment is that the game has been a W.I.P since 2014 but at this point yandere dev (creator of the game) just adds Easter eggs instead of finally finishing the game) A video explanation, cause this game is a mess to explain -> kzitem.info/news/bejne/zYGjnW2waWtohoI
@i_garfed_on_the_carpet
2 жыл бұрын
@@QuackyMC You basically kill everyone that has an interest in your crush but you have to make sure no one finds out you did it. The developer has been working on the game for years now but somebody else made his game 365x faster than yandera dev which just embarrassed him and started some mild drama I think.
@shaunclarke04
2 жыл бұрын
Alternatively Open up cmd Type “Color 0a” “cd ..” “cd ..” “tree” All it does is list your entire file system but it looks cool
@BuggaDude2012
7 ай бұрын
cd .. cd .. or cd \ or cd C:\
@Sillyrobloxman
11 ай бұрын
I got adware on this website lol
@Epic_carpet
Жыл бұрын
man if i hit F11 on a lenovo laptop my screen just gets darker
@deumnoctis
2 жыл бұрын
Or hear me out, you actually learn a programming language
@KajXZ
11 ай бұрын
Fr
@Lazerlight69
2 жыл бұрын
My friend used to do this before I moved and I was so confused 😂
@epixerty
2 жыл бұрын
if anyone tried to "hack" like this it would be easy to tell and they'd get humiliated
I made a custom keyboard for when I do programming. It has four keys. Crlt, C, V and a link to stack overflow. Its also killer at playing osu.
@niccolopisano1856
11 ай бұрын
Thank you for this info, now i'm not scared anymore, There was a guy in discord eho tried to scare me using this exact site, it wad hard to understand it was fake, but if I ever see him again i know he doesn't know how to hack and I can just block and report him instead of unistalling discord
@Bob_Johnsonn
2 ай бұрын
Uninstalling discord wouldn’t even fix it if he was actually hacking tho
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