Thrash metal was invented by beer breweries to sell more beer.
@sugaryhull9688
3 жыл бұрын
Based
@fr0stb1t34
3 жыл бұрын
Head cannon accepted!
@cosinesucks7047
3 жыл бұрын
That's why they're called Alcoholica
@skaldlouiscyphre2453
3 жыл бұрын
Thrash metal was invented by the CIA to sell more cocaine. =3
@benjaminherrera1987
3 жыл бұрын
i believe Patch workshops has a hand in this as well
@dwcooke
3 жыл бұрын
God every single “how to” video has just insanely good songs made for them. This is quality!
@ZeDlinG67
3 жыл бұрын
yeah, usually the songs they make to parody the genre are better than the average song in that genre
@BJSepuku
3 жыл бұрын
And the views just keep decreasing. Weird how that works.
@Duskusbunny
3 жыл бұрын
It's too fuckin UNDERRATED
@brankometalac
3 жыл бұрын
@@BJSepuku That's beacause they upload to many low wuality videos in between those kind of videos.
@kimonkarapetsis8195
3 жыл бұрын
I hope that comment is ironic
@v0dka885
3 жыл бұрын
Genres that need to be made 1: industrial metal 2: DSBM (depressive suicidal black metal) 3: Pirate Metal 4: Power metal
@necromaniacproductions8712
3 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see him do pirate metal lmao.
@themetalcatacombs3790
3 жыл бұрын
I think Doom Metal needs to be deeply explored, cuz many people thinks it is the same as classic heavy metal.
@vwvcvlt4894
3 жыл бұрын
I hope he does a dsbm video one day
@unpinshidalmata
3 жыл бұрын
Deathcore too
@TheTrueMattiMan
3 жыл бұрын
And Viking metal
@Povilaz
3 жыл бұрын
Next, you should do Industrial Metal. Finally, I'll be able to rip off Rammstein...
@ricsi97ful
3 жыл бұрын
I thought cause I'm the only one who's curious about it 😀
@martinhroch344
3 жыл бұрын
I'd be happy for him to go in the more raw and non-mainstream direction, something like Ministry, KMFDM or Bile. But he's probably gonna do the mainstream Manson/Static-X-type shit anyway.
@batteryram667
3 жыл бұрын
@@martinhroch344 He might actually try to cover the different sounds of industrial metal, because Godflesh, while not stereotypical industrial metal, was one of the first, and was extremely influential to the genre.
@skaldlouiscyphre2453
3 жыл бұрын
@EvilGelatine03 All the best Fear Factory was just them ripping off the best Godflesh album. Concrete/SoaNM
@thedeerhunter32
3 жыл бұрын
I would dig this.
@DanPantzig
3 жыл бұрын
"Make sure you keep up with the rest of the band" Unless you're the drummer of Cryptic Slaughter, then you're trying to race the rest of the band to the end of the song, and winning.
@thirtyworld
3 жыл бұрын
That made me LOL!
@viscountrainbows6452
3 жыл бұрын
Circus Of Fools sheet music for the drummer be like "skank part, play as fast as humanly possible, groove, skank part, GO FUCKING FASTAS FUCK BOYEEEE"
@user-tq1bj3fn7h
3 жыл бұрын
That's why I like Cryptic Slaughter
@kalskirata8914
2 жыл бұрын
This is top tier
@insertnamehere1258
Жыл бұрын
metallica failed on that one
@emilyburston4887
3 жыл бұрын
There is a distinct lack of Cliff Burton in this video.
@jampk24
3 жыл бұрын
He's in the background at 3:30 at least
@Spaggot
3 жыл бұрын
@@jampk24 I wouldnt have noticed that, nice job
@MrSFblack
3 жыл бұрын
@@jampk24 still should've had more Cliff
@aidanmahoney9865
Жыл бұрын
Goddamnit Lars
@robwalsh9843
4 ай бұрын
Funny that they depicted Papa Het as the "preventer" but we know it was Lars.
@x_jh_x
3 жыл бұрын
Someone help. I've only listened to this song once and my denim vest is made entirely of patches now. ONLY. PATCHES.
@I_Hate_Youtube_Handles
3 жыл бұрын
Amateur, my entire room is patches HELP IT'S SPREADING TOO FAST
@x_jh_x
3 жыл бұрын
@@I_Hate_KZitem_HandlesBefore long, the entire Tri-state area will be patches. And then T H E W O R L D
@dmoneyonair
3 жыл бұрын
like grey goo
@ArmyBoiSweat
3 жыл бұрын
@@I_Hate_KZitem_Handles that's just crust punk, tell me doany of the patches say leftover crack, choking victim, or discharge?
@sureimhappy
Жыл бұрын
@@x_jh_xwe will summon our minions and take over the world
@PhannelPhill
3 жыл бұрын
I love how pagefire pokes fun at the genres and then proceeds to make absolute bangers with each of them.
@blacksaltscotland
3 жыл бұрын
"Go home Lars, you're danish, I mean drunk" Best joke in the video.
@peterjacobsen8120
2 жыл бұрын
The difference between danish and drunk is minimal... Coming from a dane, ahhaha
@birdsteak9267
Жыл бұрын
Danish is a drunk Norwegian, true story
@sigge455
2 ай бұрын
@@birdsteak9267 nej danskar är fulla svenskar, norrmän är fjolliga svenskar
@Pagefire
3 жыл бұрын
Songs are back on Spotify. Should be on other streaming platforms in a few days. \m/
@frommundhoeflich3441
3 жыл бұрын
just came here for the bass part
@macgonzo
3 жыл бұрын
Bee patient, more like? 😎
@TheRealGanonKirby
3 жыл бұрын
that example song sounded like a legit Testament song, even down to the vocal style.
@Legions_666
6 ай бұрын
Sounded like Exodus with slayer vocals 😂🤘💯🎸🔥🖤☠️
@yurei3714
3 жыл бұрын
Tho this song is a meme. I'd like low-key listen to this as album
@disgust1413
3 жыл бұрын
is on spotify bro
@yurei3714
3 жыл бұрын
@@disgust1413 I am aware
@joshgriffiths3500
3 жыл бұрын
He fully needs to do more thrash songs that shit slapped 😂
@jmagowan12
2 жыл бұрын
I'd listen till loud!
@butchered_deathmetal
3 жыл бұрын
Please do prog, or death metal, perhaps power metal if you haven’t already
@damf5488
3 жыл бұрын
I fucken love thrash Thrash metal is my favorite genre i cant thank you enough for this video
@sugaryhull9688
3 жыл бұрын
I see a distinct lack of Sodom
@lukeboutte4857
2 жыл бұрын
They’re probably those weird people who think sodom are black metal.
@alexisvulfiaawenfern8112
3 жыл бұрын
The fact that he likes Nyanners is making this that much better
@alpha_nexus7784
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@gruggerduggerhoose
3 жыл бұрын
Spontaneously sprouted a battle vest, 90% of my vocabulary is now “YEEEAAAAHHH” and a beer appeared in my hand. 10/10 video, would thrash again
@adampongor9984
3 жыл бұрын
Please make a Melodeath how to next
@Jerrid_8675
3 жыл бұрын
hell yeah
@viscountrainbows6452
3 жыл бұрын
Oh god I need to see In Flames get memed on. One of my fave all-time bands but, there is SO much material.
@jorge0358
3 жыл бұрын
Play the 5-7-8 pattern in C standard or B standard Make sure to play in the Aeolian or Harmonic Minor Either be Mid Paced or Fast paced Harmonize single note riffs in 3rds and 2nds Be Swedish or Scandinavian
@johannesschmitt794
3 жыл бұрын
@@jorge0358 Release an almost power metal album with your catchiest song on it, so you can afford to bring a ship on stage whilst not really liking the book your name is from.
@Testgeraeusch
3 жыл бұрын
Nailed the Kreator impression. Love it!
@martinpettersenlangebraate5153
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, man! 😁
@EvelynSucksAtLife
Жыл бұрын
@@martinpettersenlangebraate5153 r/notopbutok
@DeclanEldridge
3 жыл бұрын
I've wanted this since the Norwegian black metal vid came out thanks Andri in a few years it will become farvann tutorial genres
@sonnymitchell1113
3 жыл бұрын
Sameeee
@iliagharibashvili748
3 жыл бұрын
How to make funeral doom?
@themetalcatacombs3790
3 жыл бұрын
too easy for him i suppose
@viscountrainbows6452
3 жыл бұрын
That video would have to be 3 hours long. And 2.75 of those hours would be the demonstration song
@martinhroch344
3 жыл бұрын
*Genres we need:* Industrial Metal Dungeon Synth Hyperpop Hardbass
@edgarbanuelos6472
3 жыл бұрын
Watching them Squatting in gopnik attire is something I gotta see.
@martinhroch344
3 жыл бұрын
@@edgarbanuelos6472 So do I. An episode on HardBass is gonna be a blast.
@AvgRichie
3 жыл бұрын
I've Also Got A Suggestion: How To Make NUWOBHHHM (Short For New Wave Of British Heavy Metal)
@martinhroch344
3 жыл бұрын
@@AvgRichie Totally.
@edgarbanuelos6472
3 жыл бұрын
@@AvgRichie Just pronounce it "Nuwobhhhm"
@MasterofSpiders
3 жыл бұрын
KZitem queued up Machine Head's "Become the Firestorm" after this and I couldn't tell the difference.
@deraykrause4517
3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, as a 50-year-old thrash fan, you are fukkin killing me with this shit. And that's a good thing. Absolutely brutal deconstruction of the genre. I love this video!
@derekwitt6948
3 жыл бұрын
Really nicely done, vocals reminded me of Pat Henry from Swashbuckle where the rest reminded me heavily of Kreator. Easily one of my favorite songs you guys have written
@crazydud3380
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, those two bands are spot on references#
@yukiskyzero1313
3 жыл бұрын
Everything about this video is truly goldmine, especially with the amount of Metallica memes and references. Can't wait what metal genre are you gonna do next. 👀
@oleksandrbyelyenko435
3 жыл бұрын
But seriously, we need How to make DSBM and How to make Industrial Metal
@CurryEleison
3 жыл бұрын
Metal Martin is fantastic. My bucket list now includes booking him to sing at my birthday party
@bauchbart
3 жыл бұрын
As a thrash-musician myself I must say, this is waaaaaay too accurate XD Awesome job!
@tooforsixohwan
2 жыл бұрын
If putting on your pants does not make you hit King Diamond level high notes you are not a thrash metal band
@robertjones-gj5dm
3 жыл бұрын
feel like power metal was andris introduction to metal or is one of his favorites
@rifman6895
3 жыл бұрын
Nyanners should do something metal. I'd buy the shit out of that ALSO YOU SHOULD ALSO RELEASE ALL THE SAMPLES USED THEY'RE ALL GREEEEAT
@drasticquil9768
3 жыл бұрын
Andri we need Power Metal and Melodic Death Metal
@damf5488
3 жыл бұрын
Oh hell yes
@LordPhantom777
3 жыл бұрын
Make a Folk Metal video 😊
@aquamidideluxe5079
3 жыл бұрын
8:12 If you want a tech-thrash band with amazing bass, listen to the Japanese band Doom. The bassist in that band is the best I've ever heard in metal.
@LivingDead77
2 жыл бұрын
Read about them on Wikipedia and found out that said bassist died..... Damn.
@equalizerfrank1469
Жыл бұрын
@@LivingDead77 RIP
@haachama-chama7179
3 жыл бұрын
2:01 I see you're a fan of a certain chaotic pink cat as well
@eduwu2u35
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks now Nyantallicat needs to be a real thing.
@Falxifer95
3 жыл бұрын
Crossing fingers to see a Crust Punk/Stenchcore tutorial some day in the future.
@xangrycatmanx5104
2 жыл бұрын
How to stenchcore: cover a bolt thrower song badly and stop showering
@dio007
3 жыл бұрын
I freakin love this "how to make" series
@themetalcatacombs3790
3 жыл бұрын
I just graduated from college a few days ago So this is what I waiting for after all!
@dugoranges6552
3 жыл бұрын
How the hell are all your songs so awesome? You make it seem so easy to master any genre.
@izack0128
3 жыл бұрын
Finally, A metal tutorial for a while XD
@LeftyConspirator
3 жыл бұрын
I've been rediscovering my thrash metal favourites from the nineties lately, this video was as if you guys read my mind. Oh, and I recently started patching my denim vest. I guess I know where this midlife crisis is headed! :D
@crazydud3380
3 жыл бұрын
LOL Favorite 90s thrash? I'm interested in which bands you are referring to. The 90s was a notoriously bad decade for thrash, though there were some keeping it alive, like Overkill.
@bigcoffinhunter5500
3 жыл бұрын
absolutely hilarious, so many hidden jokes I actually understand
@carculis9207
3 жыл бұрын
Can you make a how to make deathcore next?
@damf5488
3 жыл бұрын
BREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@Mannibal_Lector
3 жыл бұрын
Step 1: Suck Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit
@yurei3714
3 жыл бұрын
It's like metalcore but more emo and depression
@skaldlouiscyphre2453
3 жыл бұрын
@@yurei3714 No, it's more like slam but with more metalcore.
@fegsterr
3 жыл бұрын
@@Mannibal_Lector after years of searching, I’ve discovered step 2 - many many 0s
@petrmatousek7422
3 жыл бұрын
testament in big four instead of metallica FUCK YEAH!
@mgradiant
Жыл бұрын
8:03 definitely had some Dr. Rockso The Rock N Roll Clown vibes goin’ on tharr…
@poserdisposer6665
3 жыл бұрын
Industrial MUSIC OR METAL
@lacquitrino5973
3 жыл бұрын
3:54 Kiara i didn't kiss Calli, please let me out of the basement of the kfp
@pastorofmuppets9346
3 жыл бұрын
your megadeth scream = peter griffin
@sugaryhull9688
3 жыл бұрын
I have been waiting for this for two years!
@lucretiamacevil362
3 жыл бұрын
This was brilliant, and a lot of fun to watch. Great work! Also, spied a Plank patch, which is a thing I didn't know I needed for my own battle jacket.
@jennoscura2381
2 жыл бұрын
Yes! As soon as I saw the patch I yelled out "Plank!"
@timothymckane6362
3 жыл бұрын
7:17 That scream in harmony, and I find that funny. LOL
@kotallik
Жыл бұрын
there was definitely a metalocaplypse reference in there
@chom6096
3 жыл бұрын
How to make thrash metal: 1. Eat a drugs 2. Smoke a beer 3. Angery feeling 4. Idk probably say “yeah” or “hey” or something really fast
@onlookingwalkingperson9016
3 жыл бұрын
Excellent and wonderful as always. Thanks for mentioning that the German scene has more Death metal elements. Figures seeing I tend to enjoy what I listened of it compared to that of the American scene.
@Bollocks_Inc.
3 жыл бұрын
This was so fucking worth the wait!!!
@AngelRipper1023
3 жыл бұрын
“Overkill Style” sounds more like Toto from the band Living Death, but it’s still thrash!
@Sergio-nb4hj
3 жыл бұрын
ACKSHULLY the d-beat goes "kick snarekick kicksnare", not "kick snare kickkicksnare"
@acoustov
3 жыл бұрын
if you make a stoner-doom video i will track down andri and hug him
@t6amygdala
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@Edgar193
3 жыл бұрын
Finally my favorite genre covered by the mighty page fire! I really hope you get much more views, you deserve it! Hilarious and spot on, subscribed!
@____a6613
3 жыл бұрын
How to make goth rock plz
@couchcamperTM
3 жыл бұрын
big 4: Sodom, Kreator, Destruction, Tankard. to all the others: thanx for trying xD
@kenk9130
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly! these “Metallica” should not actually be counted at all. Only four albums that are really Thrash. And these were written by Distaine ;)
@tortesbar
3 жыл бұрын
I hear whenever a Patch falls off a Battle Vest and is left alone long enough, a new battle vest with a straight into Puberty Thrasher is born
@simen9155
3 жыл бұрын
Please industrial. Helst de tyske bandene som rammstein, heldsmachine, Eisbrecher osv. Love the vids.
@poserdisposer6665
3 жыл бұрын
HOW TO MAKE psychedelic ROCK
@geicolizard8147
2 жыл бұрын
Tried to make fun of Dave Mustaine, but now I like him more.
@2009XboxLiveKid
3 жыл бұрын
I mean, Megadeth got that WHOWH instead of YEAH. BiG dIfFeReNcE
@facelessnameless
3 жыл бұрын
Psychedelic or Prog tutorial would be awesome!!!
@THernane
3 жыл бұрын
THE 'DEATH MAGNETIC SPECIAL' JOKE KILLED TF OUT OF ME!!
@mr.noname6734
3 жыл бұрын
if smb is looking for a good thrash metal band, check out Schizophrenia. especially the song Beyond Reality is really good. It's a small band and really fucking underrated
@SomeDumbKid1
3 жыл бұрын
Andri showing off his VShojo merch like a true chad
@Not_So_Anon
3 жыл бұрын
A Nyan fan no less.
@HentaiTrapLord
3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah!
@HentaiTrapLord
3 жыл бұрын
@@Not_So_Anon Double hell yeah!
@ComradePilas
3 жыл бұрын
Midwest emo and/or skramz, i want some american football references
@ComradePilas
3 жыл бұрын
Beer
@Jesterzero138
3 жыл бұрын
Go home Lars you're Danish!...I mean, Drunk! As a Dane I laughed way too hard at this 😂
@sunolili862
3 жыл бұрын
0 days without a jojo reference in my life
@zyroniv9143
3 жыл бұрын
3:18 so heavy, anybody knows the song in the background?
@theGarbs
3 жыл бұрын
Slayer didn't inspire black metal, that was Venom
@x-Gingerbeard-x
3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget about Sodom!
@ritualdeathmetal
3 жыл бұрын
I feel like a Dungeon Synth tutorial would be nice
@noiseklinik
3 жыл бұрын
Please do: Industrial Dark ambient Anarchopunk Free jazz Synth pop Psychobilly
@vesperschake6241
3 жыл бұрын
Still would love to see a how to make mathcore or swancore video, though if you're going through older genres right now a funkmetal video would be cool too.
@coolestkidsontheweb
3 жыл бұрын
The big 4 are for posers. Real metalheads listen to Andri from Pagefire
@ackthegreat6697
3 жыл бұрын
funny tutorial haha trv kvutl man is the best band
@nickkohlmann
3 жыл бұрын
Wait wait IS THAT NYANNERS MERCH YOU WEAR
@matthewaromo10
2 жыл бұрын
Calls out Dave Mustane for his hypocrital Christian beliefs, (uses almost 20 year old clip from long before he was a Christian to prove point ) Heavy metal logic: ThAt'Ll ShOw 'eM!! Now back to our regularly scheduled big brain programming
@Krystianshowxd
3 жыл бұрын
Next how to make scum punk (gg allin)
@skaldlouiscyphre2453
3 жыл бұрын
It'll lack the necessary olfactory impact. Unless he can make turdstank come out of the speakers.
@dalime605
3 жыл бұрын
3:42 hey that's me! I'm the black guy in the pizza hat 😎 🤘
@Aelle_Vox
3 жыл бұрын
Yay, Mr. Pizza Thrash! :D
@xavion5727
3 жыл бұрын
Oh man this is so amazing! You guys are hilarious and hella talented :D
@AWM8
3 жыл бұрын
Try Dyers Eve. Then, come back and do a second video.
@MrPapamaci88
3 жыл бұрын
8:03 - Dr. Rockzo the Rock and Roll Clown
@zebulonrandall802
2 жыл бұрын
Exumer vendetta deathrow mekong delta and paradox are probably the most underrated thrash metal grups from Germany all though I must say hearing you talk about exumer has really got me curious
@robashton8606
11 ай бұрын
Guys, it you'd written that in 1989, your be richer than god now. 😂😂😂😂
@fclefjefff4041
10 ай бұрын
Anyone who needs to be "taught" how to make thrash metal probably shouldn't be making thrash metal
@CincyMetalDrummer
3 жыл бұрын
We're gonna need HM-2 Death metal soon with the upcoming releasing of the HM-2W. I'd definitely kill to do vocals for this kinda stuff.
@istvanfodor8147
3 жыл бұрын
I see Nyanners, I SMASH like ... oh and the video is also good I guess... \m/
@tobarstep
3 жыл бұрын
I went through my teen years during the 80s, and thrash was pretty much the soundtrack of my youth. This was skate music back before skateboards had two tails and before skate fashion included Italian luxury brands.
@skaldlouiscyphre2453
3 жыл бұрын
I thought skate music was more like Limp Wrist and Beowulf.
@t6amygdala
3 жыл бұрын
Skate fashion still doesn’t include Italian luxury brands lol. Idk where you got that idea from
@skaldlouiscyphre2453
3 жыл бұрын
@@t6amygdala Skate videos, I'd assume.
@lars38010
3 жыл бұрын
What about Punk?
@garysuarez9614
11 ай бұрын
The bees are dying because they did not learn how to make thrash metal. All those legs and didn't learn to double bass.
@JudgeDrey
2 жыл бұрын
Love this. Although, thrash, and many metal sub-genres, deserves a lot of credit for the amount of talent and dedication to music it involves when you consider the complexity of a lot of the song arrangements, drum beats and fills, guitar riffs, and not to mention guitar solos. A lot of those guys know music theory more than college professors and have spent hours upon hours over decades honing their techniques. For example you'll rarely hear a boring riff from Mustaine, Eric Peterson, Jeff Hanneman or Scott Ian. And some of the lead guitarists who've played over those riffs, Alex Skolnick, Chris Poland/Marty Friedman, Jeff Waters, Gary Holt, Rocky George, and of course Kirk Hammet, are absolute wizards on guitar who play not only lightning fast licks but compose incredible melodic compositions for their leads. And who's ever heard a boring/generic drum beat or fill from Dave Lombardo or Gar Samuelson? I remember I had this guy visiting me who was a classical guitarist who never listened to any kind of mainstream music be it metal or pop music, and he heard some Megadeth playing on my stereo and asked me if it was fusion. Anyways.... LOVE the videos! Keep em coming! *EDIT* : (before I get ripped apart here lol) I'm fully aware the theories and opinions I attest to are fully present in almost all music to a certain degree. So I'm in NO WAY implying that these apply only to Thrash, or any metal for that matter, *OBVIOUSLY* . (FFS. Even GLAM metal had some incredible musicians in it's day!)
@marvinthemaniac7698
3 жыл бұрын
Your metal videos are simply the best, probably has something to do with your being Scandinavian.
@QUK_DDCT
3 жыл бұрын
Has there been a technical death metal video by pagefire yet?
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