This is irrelevant to the video but I just wanted to let everyone know that I got the entire LEGO movie as my ad
@catherinestickels2591
5 жыл бұрын
Did you watch it?
@kazrios2553
5 жыл бұрын
*noice*
@yourfriendjohnny8889
5 жыл бұрын
Bro no way 😱
@hyphae517
5 жыл бұрын
Tragically
@paddygriffin3181
5 жыл бұрын
you better have watched it
@HongFeiBai
5 жыл бұрын
I get what he's saying. Follow the rules. But having worked as a cashier, there's a rule called "customer service" . It's what you do if you want your customers to keep coming back. Making too many rules is a system that won't work either. Eventually the system will break. Following lawyer rule number 3, you can go to a different place that doesn't have so many rules.
@Albanez39
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Delaware is the place where all corporations go and can get away with paying the minimal amount of taxes possible...not to mention offshore accounts and companies. America at its best
@MylesV
4 жыл бұрын
Putting customers first makes successful companies, putting processes that are convenient for the business and workers before the customer's experience keeps small businesses small.
@lucase6407
4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, they seem to have awesome pizza. The lack of customer service seems to be a price. If you have a good product, you have earned the right to raise the price. Whats nice about this, is that lower-income people can still pay this higher price if they're willing to.
@Fundbuero
4 жыл бұрын
He said different rules, not less rules.
@acharich
4 жыл бұрын
🤔🤔🤔
@Synthetikaryote
6 жыл бұрын
I thought this was going to be about ordering the perfect pizza with an obnoxiously specific order. Instead, it's about a pizza place ordering its customers with obnoxiously specific rules.
@juliakovach5087
5 жыл бұрын
Pizza Nazis. Lol
@juliakovach5087
5 жыл бұрын
No pizza for u!
@BixbyConsequence
4 жыл бұрын
Cash only is perfectly valid way of doing business -- as long as there is a very prominent sign before you enter. But.. pizza shop owners who expect customers to order a day in advance, should work on a bit of lawyerly thinking themselves.
@KaperZ0
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@paulawolanski4510
4 жыл бұрын
Make your own pizza by YOUR rules. Then you can't be ordered around
@BunnySlippers82
6 жыл бұрын
It seems like he made this entire speech just to compliment his reasoning and analytical skills.
@hamstercow6219
5 жыл бұрын
Or to share it all like every ted talk does
@parryxxlivxx
5 жыл бұрын
According to your reasoning, anyone trying to impart something they’ve learned is “showing off”. According to your reasoning, the sharing of knowledge or insight is something to sneer at. With such reasoning, we would likely all be living in caves.
@narrenitsuwaru8052
5 жыл бұрын
Houses are just modern caves.
@pandacakes6613
5 жыл бұрын
@@parryxxlivxx Doesn't change the fact it's not as good as most other TED talks.
@parryxxlivxx
5 жыл бұрын
Panda Cakes I wasn’t (nobody so far was) comparing this talk to any of the others, I was merely objecting to the sentiment expressed in the primary comment, without referring to the talk’s quality
@freeearthcitizen7601
4 жыл бұрын
"To me a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there's a problem, the lawyer is the only person that has actually read the inside of the top of the box." -- Jerry Seinfeld.
@sitalamamasita2301
3 жыл бұрын
Actually they know the law they practice not all the laws in a country 🙄 🤷
@sunnie734
6 жыл бұрын
"How to say in 16 minutes what could have been said in 3."
@evilkidm93b
5 жыл бұрын
Almost the entirety of all articles, talks and videos are like that. For example try googling "How to flip your screen horizontally". I bet you that most guides you will find will first spend at least a few sentences talking about the reasons why flipping the screen could be useful or other irrelevant introductory information. Don't know why people feel the need to do that, but I guess it would be perceived as awkward if it was done any different. I'm not an expert but I read a few guides on how to write good articles and they recommend expanding what you want to say with tons of examples and only slowly arrive at the point, like he did.
@notKitCat
5 жыл бұрын
Minesweeper Most videos on KZitem are made at least 10 minutes long because of the way youtube ad revenue works. Basically if the video is at least 10 minutes long, the $ they get from ads goes up.
@Lezappen
5 жыл бұрын
@@evilkidm93b It's all about search engine optimisation, google favours long written articles over short texts in its prioritisation of search results
@evilkidm93b
5 жыл бұрын
@@Lezappen Oh that explains it, good to know!
@brianw4brian
5 жыл бұрын
Bafflegab is a word describes this massive stink youtube tedztalk.
@rockymckay1705
7 жыл бұрын
So obviously berts place is a front for the russian mob, are we just not gonna talk about that?
@douglasp2469
6 жыл бұрын
Was thinking the same
@---cr8nw
6 жыл бұрын
I don't know what you're talking about. It's just a cash only, call and order at least a day ahead, we don't really want your business, mom and pop restaurant.
@SpectrumSurvivalist
6 жыл бұрын
If they don't really want your business, then it's definitely a front for something.
@mmmk1616
6 жыл бұрын
Probably it was, but he did say they had really great pizza...
@matts5247
6 жыл бұрын
Sure Locke that’s the Italian part of town. Have you ever heard of a Russian pizza?
@connorstandingready6312
7 жыл бұрын
Burt's sounds like a horrible place to eat. Like let's say I've never been there before. How am I supposed to know to call one day ahead? And what kind of establishment in this day and age doesn't take credit cards? I would happily take my business elsewhere.
@richard3365
6 жыл бұрын
You're not alone. That's probably why they went out of business a year later.
@kento369
6 жыл бұрын
There's a wonderful sandwich chain in my town/county that doesn't take card. Of course you don't have to call ahead and they have an ATM in the store, also helps that the place is basically a bar.
@xenathcytrin202
6 жыл бұрын
Not all, but some places don't take credit cards because credit cards can be tracked as to how much money was exchanged how many times. The reason they might not want this could be because they are a money laundering front, basically the business is a facade made to look like it could be profitable through which illegal money can be transferred to 'normal' people without suspicion being thrown their way. Or they are just really old fashioned and will likely go out of business.
@KyleAndRyanProgram
6 жыл бұрын
Richard Burt died
@blazingfire7517
6 жыл бұрын
If you find yourself breaching the contract, change jurisdictions.
@joebobjenkins7837
6 жыл бұрын
Thank you for letting me know where to avoid pizza when I'm in illinois.
@grandmasterzodd8227
6 жыл бұрын
Dylan That's good advice for everyone.
@josephbilderback4549
6 жыл бұрын
Dylan Hey! as an i llinois native my whole life..... I have no arguments against this.....
@xx_katiekush_xx8242
6 жыл бұрын
@Dylan oof ya it sucks here
@dsabre4990
4 жыл бұрын
He proved my one rule in life useful: stay far away from lawyers.
@ticks4ticks4
5 жыл бұрын
May I ask, where is your analysis of "Where to stand in line in Costco?" .
@randomperson8571
5 жыл бұрын
This should be top comment
@ticks4ticks4
5 жыл бұрын
@@randomperson8571 Thanks!
@BT-cp4lq
4 жыл бұрын
Usually at the end of the line is a good place to start
@sdfjasdfp0-
6 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a terrible place to eat, no wonder they closed down.
@teapot619
6 жыл бұрын
my feeling is that they didn't have a formal restaurant backgroud, whereby they had ingredients in reserve ect. For their on time deliever they would pre-prepare the food so that it could be cooked and served on time. this isnt how a resturant should operate, and thats why they closed down. Old school methodolgies dont work in todays society.
@fordrac1ng81
6 жыл бұрын
Or he was old and shortly after closing the restaurant and now it's back open because everyone loved it so much.
@Sumiyeco_boutique
6 жыл бұрын
“Eat at”
@ziggityzoo9681
6 жыл бұрын
tono80 No, it closed down because someone ate the place.
@Sumiyeco_boutique
6 жыл бұрын
ZiggityZoo Damn, probably Some hungry American....
@davidveilleux944
7 жыл бұрын
What I took from this is that the people who run Burt's should find a different line of work. If this is not a fictional restaurant they will go out of business quickly. Successful businesses cater to the customers' needs, not the other way around. That's just crazy.
@Magnivore519
7 жыл бұрын
If they yelled 'nyet' (which isn't a swear word) then they're probably Russian and we know they're crazy.
@rockymckay1705
7 жыл бұрын
Front businesses don't go out of business
@HeyItsKora
7 жыл бұрын
To an extend I agree but I do believe that a customers behaviour and attitude does directly reflect the service they receive in a majority of cases. Hurts pizza place does happen to be an extreme example though
@HeyItsKora
7 жыл бұрын
Burts*
@richard3365
6 жыл бұрын
1: It's not a fictional restaurant. 2: It DID go out of business, about a year after this "Ted Talk".
@joewithajay
6 жыл бұрын
I was hoping it would go somewhere. All I learned is that Burt's deserves to close.
@steliostoulis1875
6 жыл бұрын
joewithajay it did
@joewithajay
6 жыл бұрын
In that case I will look out the window, upon a rainy downpour. And tie the curtain back, neatly. Delicately. And take a breath Being, feeling At peace
@ladamedesaraignees1764
6 жыл бұрын
It closed because Bert died It's been reopened by the new owners by popular demand
@enkiimuto1041
6 жыл бұрын
Same.
@hccraig7605
6 жыл бұрын
You weren't patient enough, or weren't really listening.
@xenathcytrin202
6 жыл бұрын
Burts sounds like a money laundering front honestly.
@monkey314159
6 жыл бұрын
Xenath Cytrin yeah, no clients and only takes cash.
@danpt2000
6 жыл бұрын
prices subject to change without notice.
@davemarx7856
6 жыл бұрын
Barber shops
@noiapahincognito1973
6 жыл бұрын
yeah, thats why the lawyer has to be there, and they are nice to him
@CDAWWGG43
5 жыл бұрын
That's why shady Russian pizza casinos are the best shady pizza casinos.
@smurfk2144
6 жыл бұрын
That's pretty much how lawyering works. You start talking about pizza, then you switch your focus on the blandest and uninteresting story you can think of, halfway through your speech, no one listens anymore, and they only remember the pizza part. They are hungry, annoyed, bored out of their mind, they will sign anything just to get out of the room and go have a pizza.
@CockatooDude
6 жыл бұрын
Nah man I liked it.
@cohnben
6 жыл бұрын
Lawyer stuck in academia* ha. Not necessarily one in practice. Practicing attorney eats the pizza with a beer, drinks another beer. Orders another beer, then tells an interesting war story and follows up with another beer. Academic turns ordering pizza into a learning experience??
@winstonchurchill624
6 жыл бұрын
SmurfK I thought it was interesting.
@Kirmeins
6 жыл бұрын
Which is the reason why most people need lawyers in the first place: Their mind refuses to work any more once food or other primal needs are mentioned so they need someone else to guide them through the rules in order to get them said food early enough that they won't starve! :D Attention span < 2 minutes would mean you'll either have to pay a lawyer to get the good stuff for you or just settle for Pizza Hut - not nearly as good but easy to get in under two minutes...
@hybrdthry911
7 жыл бұрын
I will take my business elsewhere for the same reason people take their business to Delaware...they have a lot less rules to follow.
@Sumiyeco_boutique
6 жыл бұрын
hybrdthry911 So you paid attention and got the point of the talk. Congratulations
@Reefdevil
6 жыл бұрын
zing!
@AngelousSpike
6 жыл бұрын
fewer not less
@danpt2000
6 жыл бұрын
fewer, and less, I don't see a difference.
@AngelousSpike
6 жыл бұрын
if what you are talking about is countable then it is fewer, if it's not then it's less.
@TeslaFamilyTravels
5 жыл бұрын
Pretentious bow tie: ✅ Mismatched unpressed suit: ✅ Bad hairpiece: ✅ “I’m a lawyer”: ✅ I’m outta here
@parryxxlivxx
5 жыл бұрын
How sad, this closed-minded attitude. You could gain so much
@youtuber6185
5 жыл бұрын
😂
@lisareed5669
4 жыл бұрын
Good riddance.
@phantombunny8324
4 жыл бұрын
Honestly the tie and suit is kinda cute
@analarmingnumberofbees4571
6 жыл бұрын
So... How to order pizza like a lawyer: Find a pizza place with a bunch of rules and then follow them
@ZakFarley
6 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: Don't Go to Burts
@CockatooDude
6 жыл бұрын
Well here's the point that everyone missed, we don't know how good their pizza is.
@ropeburn6684
6 жыл бұрын
No matter how good, I'd not give my money to a bunch of rude assholes. And believe me, I'm used to bad customer service here in Germany.
@BillyShelton4
5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the exact opposite. If it is so good that people will put up with this treatment, it must be amazing pizza. I want to try it.
@reconrecon5470
6 жыл бұрын
You have to place your order the day before? Burt's can't be a very successful restaurant.
@lanezyt6265
6 жыл бұрын
ReCon ReCon it closed down
@blisterpacman
6 жыл бұрын
must of been really popular
@ScottSavage-sh5fq
6 жыл бұрын
It cosed because burt died but was re-opened because everyone loved the food, its been on tv shows
@joespicer2154
6 жыл бұрын
Delivered in 30 hours or it's free!
@hrisiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
5 жыл бұрын
This was a spot on expose, I think, and I may or may not be a little bit biased here as a law student, but this type of analytical thinking has immensely improved my life. It all comes down to understanding that thing in life, events, processes, people are governed by rules and there's thought behind those rules and should be respected, although it might not always be obvious. And no one is obligated to sit you down and explain them to you if you haven't put in a little bit of effort to show you care. And on the other hand, each and every one of us also has a set of rules, but most haven't ordered them neatly and so are having a harder time explaining how they want to move about in their surrounding. Once we do, things become simple - your rules are compatible with the surrounding or aren't, and if they aren't you change one of the two variables until you find balance.
@michaelbrownemakeupartist
6 жыл бұрын
and the lesson was , don't go to burts for pizza
@anirbanc88
Жыл бұрын
1. guide yourself through the rules/ obsessively learn the rules 2. notice how we layer the rules on top of basic guidelines and build contracts over them to customize to need 3. change jurisdictions when necessary or you find yourself breaching contract Legal thinking can help improve your life.
@BrightBlueJim
6 жыл бұрын
I watched the whole thing. I still have no idea how to order pizza like a lawyer.
@angelomateus3377
6 жыл бұрын
FOLLOW THE DAMN RULES!
@tayleanruatha
5 жыл бұрын
This explains sooooo much!
@imc440
5 жыл бұрын
Don't go to Burts.
@AmxDude1969
5 жыл бұрын
Follow the rules, If you don’t like the rules, Switch pizza place jurisdiction.
@sourgummyworms8069
5 жыл бұрын
You, my friend, are in breach of contract.
@zm495
7 жыл бұрын
I'm a lawyer too, but honestly, it doesn't take a lawyer to understand that/act like that.... lol
@humanbear4
6 жыл бұрын
Lawyers more closely, and read more things than the average person. Just saying
@tybushnell9819
6 жыл бұрын
I think what made this worth listening to is that he broke everyday interaction down into little bits which could be consumed and thought over. Most people tend to do many of these things to some extent just by default but not many people think very much about what exactly it is they are doing that is if they are even aware they do it.
@andreasrs69
6 жыл бұрын
Guess programmers and designers have to deal with smilar troubles
@whynot9899
6 жыл бұрын
Demonism I wish that was the case. But really, if everyone did that you wouldn't have so much business in some cases. Haha
@knifeyonline
6 жыл бұрын
Not so much about being a lawer, this is how an aspie sees the world. You don't like being surprised by peoples rules they impose on themselves (and you when you interact with them, aka pizza place owners) so you look for those rules everywhere in order to be comfortable and know you're "being" correct.
@orzelw
4 жыл бұрын
I would rather hear his advice on where to stand in line at Costco. THAT'S something I could use.
@kyll5552
7 жыл бұрын
How To Have So Much Money And Free Time That You Give A Ted Talk About Ordering Pizza
@redsquirrel3893
6 жыл бұрын
It's probably good pr for him and his legal firm.
@hrothgargames6251
6 жыл бұрын
He's not a part of a traditional firm, he's a part of the u Chicago entrepreneurial law department, and they take clients.
@DavidAndrewsPEC
6 жыл бұрын
Way to go missing the point, bellend. It was about the issue of helping people to navigate through rules - which is what a lawyer does!
@frendhoffnoe-wan9852
6 жыл бұрын
"Using his expertise as a Clinical Professor of Law at Northwestern Law and as the Assistant Director at the Entrepreneurship Law Center, Steve Reed will demonstrate the benefits (and drawbacks) of legal thinking and analysis when applied to everyday life."
@Eunostos
6 жыл бұрын
Or how to be so interested in your field that you want an opportunity to nerd out over it?
@MockingBirdGotU
6 жыл бұрын
what I've learned from this: Lawyers are very helpful, cautious, and aware of the rules that are seen and unseen in our society, people on Tv shows are more beautiful then the real deal, and I shall never go eat at Burt's no matter how da am good their pizza is.
@caseyjohnson818
5 жыл бұрын
12:51, ::camera guy wakes up bumping camera:: 😂
@Epic-so3ek
6 жыл бұрын
We all got to request videos in class. We all had a secret competition of who could choose the worst, most awful terrible bordering and cringe inducing video. Everyone choose the criginiest thing they could find. From little kids screaming over fortnight to little kids screaming at minecraft. I just choose this one. This is a class of 22 people. I won.
@PaperRaines
6 жыл бұрын
Niiiiiiiiiice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SamdGG
5 жыл бұрын
Your comment would've won too
@cameronwalker5954
5 жыл бұрын
this was better than the video
@a0flj0
5 жыл бұрын
Leave that class, if you want to get a proper education.
@KZ-xt4hl
5 жыл бұрын
@@a0flj0 Hello mr obnoxious lawyer in every comment who feels offended
@JarrettGriff13
8 жыл бұрын
Sounds like awful customer service
@peterhodgkinson
6 жыл бұрын
LordGriffin g
@sydneymarinie7732
4 жыл бұрын
Im so glad I watched this because it’s just proof I can y’all for fifteen minutes for my assignment due tonight but I don’t have to actually have anything to say.
@cosmickitty9533
6 жыл бұрын
'You know how you think lawyers are super smart and attractive...' um. no. lol
@martinjensen3457
6 жыл бұрын
Basically what I learned was why lawyers are a problem. Instead of following general social norms, it's more important to follow hidden obscure rules. I understand that rules serve a purpose, but here he was talking about having to figure out something that wasn't completely obvious unless you read the menu before you came, and being proud of it because he's a lawyer. Seems out of touch with society.
@monkey314159
6 жыл бұрын
Cash only business... Can someone say tax fraud?
@Sky_lars
5 жыл бұрын
Actually taking a card costs money for the owner, and using cash or checks is easier and brings down expenses for the business. Since it is a small business it makes sense to be cash only, especially if they don't want the problems that come with dealing with paying the card company.
@arjunyg4655
5 жыл бұрын
RisenFromTartarus The Demon actually paying taxes costs money so it makes sense not to do that either 🙄
@arjunyg4655
5 жыл бұрын
HangingMike only if you get caught, which is pretty difficult, if you only underreport sales by a few percent...
@a0flj0
5 жыл бұрын
@@arjunyg4655 A family business operated by two seemingly older people is highly unlikely to want to get into tax fraud trouble.
@wearblackclothes
5 жыл бұрын
Not taking plastic in 2019 lol k bye
@jullianaubrey9936
6 жыл бұрын
Should be retitled: "All my jokes failed: here's why"
@phuzzynet
5 жыл бұрын
Wow, this is the only TED talk I've ever regretted watching.
@JackEhttack
5 жыл бұрын
Other people say this is boring, I find this very intriguing.
@jagadishgospat2548
3 жыл бұрын
Me coming out of Bert's after first visit: **crying** *i just wanted a pizza.*
@nessaortiz1835
5 жыл бұрын
I'm 1/3 of the way through his speach and I'm beginning to feel sluggish. Omg can u imagine a first date with him? Lol
@frankfreaksout7736
4 жыл бұрын
"I love you, and I think we should start dating" "Yeah, me too" _Now please signed this contract within the next two business days_
@acharich
4 жыл бұрын
I don't think he was being literal with the contracts within the relationship.. lol well, not paper ones anyway, rather verbal contracts..
@rebella_alld5108
4 жыл бұрын
No, no. He has a point. And it is quite interesting.
@benice858
Жыл бұрын
this video actually helps explains the mental fog that occurs during the study of law for students quite well! I do find myself analytically thinking about jokes too sometimes and have to take a step back.
@richlaw1953
8 жыл бұрын
Too many rules for my taste. Sounds more like an Al Queda boot camp than a pizza place. I'd rather go to Totonno's on Neptune Ave and W. 15th St in Coney Island for the BEST pizza on the planet! You walk in, sit down, order a large pie and you're in pizza heaven. You don't have to call ahead, they take credit cards, they won't bark at you in Russian (Nyet!), their menus do not have Commands disguised as reasonable requests, they won't take you out back and execute you if you ask for garlic rolls. Prof Reed should follow his own advice and "change jurisdiction." Try Totonno's in Brooklyn, Prof Reed. They must be doing something right, they've been making and serving the best pizza there in the same old coal-fired brick oven since 1924!
@eugendidokvaternik8119
8 жыл бұрын
lol al queda
@amir2537_
6 жыл бұрын
Best ad of the year
@randygaming5134
6 жыл бұрын
Nice self promotion
@ihackforlunchmoney759
6 жыл бұрын
*sponsored by Totonno's*
@ivachandler3748
6 жыл бұрын
Richard Salzman ii
@bryancogswell636
6 жыл бұрын
As a lawyer... wait. That jacket with those pants? You've never been inside a court room have you? Oh... you work at a school... yes, well carry on...
@HeyMJ.
5 жыл бұрын
Thank you Professor Reed for a witty, engaging & intelligent TedTalk. The examples provided clearly demonstrated the three legal strategies discussed: know & adhere to broad-based rules/laws; layer individual rule/law knowledge onto group rules; and ensure jurisdiction is carefully considered before solidifying agreements.
@garmesan_parlic
6 жыл бұрын
But are lawyers fierce advocates for their clients? I must have missed it
@p0rt3r
6 жыл бұрын
I was hoping for some legal jargon, that makes you sounds sophisticated, successful and important, so the pizza guy mistakes you for a wealthy lawyer and, in his own interest, treats you better than your fellow low life customers. Instead I'm just supposed to follow their incompetence-based rules or bend to the unreasonable repercussions? I'd rather pick up on his third piece of advice and take my buisness elsewhere.
@a0flj0
5 жыл бұрын
You want the pizza, you stick to their rules. You don't stick to their rules, you don't get the pizza. Your call. Burt's doesn't mind either way.
@pelinalwhitestrake4196
5 жыл бұрын
@@a0flj0 except burt now is loosing money
@eriquitabonita
6 жыл бұрын
Also, this man is a professional in wasting time (while billing for it) and saying nothing of consequence. Which in the end, is the moral of this story.
@Fee212
4 жыл бұрын
Erika P I just said something along those lines before l read your comment.
@SoberHighDrunk
6 жыл бұрын
“Look at me I’m a lawyer”
@lisareed5669
4 жыл бұрын
"And you're not."
@mr_mickals5657
5 жыл бұрын
Never has a tedx talk ever made me actually laugh out loud until 14:15
@HighlanderFrag4Life
5 жыл бұрын
"non lawyers think like normal people are SUPOSED to think" This says IT all
@immerglitz
6 жыл бұрын
Old me agrees with what he says. Young me would react like many of the comments here :-) This subject forms two groups - one group thinks the other group "doesnt get it (yet)" and another group that thinks the other group "lost it (but used to get it)".
@SirSmurfalot
6 жыл бұрын
Sounds like it would be time to change jurisdiction to a pizza place with fewer rules.
@mcmintyfresh4992
6 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhhhhhh it's painful he has the same speech patterns as my law professor and he acts like him too it's like being lectured inside the comfort of my own house
@MartyOfEarth
Жыл бұрын
He: I know what Bazinga means That one guy in the audience: hahaha
@thomasbonse
6 жыл бұрын
Apparently this restaurant closed down then the original proprietor passed away the next year. The new operators of the business now apparently accept credit cards (according to the online menu). Additionally, the online version of the menu no longer includes anything about calling ahead.
@4TheRecord
6 жыл бұрын
Kawyers have a great ability to say much while saying nothing at all.
@firapuroki4571
4 жыл бұрын
1. guiding thru rules. 2. know some layering over top rules. 3. change jurisdiction. . dont mind, just taking notes.
@Al-po2oh
Жыл бұрын
Now I understand why they were empty.
@TauCu
6 жыл бұрын
Life gives you lemons? SUE because you wanted pizza.
@ToddtheExploder
5 жыл бұрын
His outfit covers all four requisites for a woman’s wedding trousseau. Presumably, it’s the trousers that were borrowed.
@russcontact
5 жыл бұрын
This comment won't get enough love.
@oliverhelms4112
4 жыл бұрын
This is the most and only in-depth guide to one singular restaurant I have ever seen.
@Legominder
6 жыл бұрын
Wait, Pizza in a pan? That is not pizza. At least not in Italy.
@KOilithyia
6 жыл бұрын
Legominder welcome to America where everything is a pizza if it has red sauce meat and cheese.
@portalMaster299
5 жыл бұрын
... you've never been to Chicago have you
@catherinestickels2591
5 жыл бұрын
@@portalMaster299 That's a calzone missing some bread
@jayblack5231
5 жыл бұрын
Not in New yOrk either, but such is Chicago deep dish
@amiboacid7183
5 жыл бұрын
Not in Italy? You have never been to Milan then
@matthardy8821
6 жыл бұрын
I'm sure your a great lawyer but that's about it.
@sayhardslayer2076
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the comments. I don't have to waste my data listening to the whole presentation.
@rodoshihasan932
3 жыл бұрын
This comment section did not pass the vibe check. Obviously, if you are not interested in law and the jokes and the connections why bother watching it. He put three instances that he does with the law and he made connections to real life. Well done!!
@SingingWolf77
5 жыл бұрын
Don't hurt yourself patting your own back, mate.
@davidanderson1765
6 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for your epic ability to drop the hint of basically everything. Big high five
@94boomboy
6 жыл бұрын
"i watch the big bang theory..." *throws computer out of the window*
@gavindhaliwal123
6 жыл бұрын
I came here to learn how to order a pizza like a lawyer
@maddocmucmaddocmuc5341
6 жыл бұрын
Just added this pizza place to the "don't go there list" Just added lawyers to the "generally better avoid to meet" list
@videosfromelsewhere926
4 жыл бұрын
This guy gets paid by the hour. Literally.
@kalmdwn7711
3 жыл бұрын
he always gets some extra topping as well for the way he looks - spittle toppings
@xshimont8700
3 жыл бұрын
this talk shows how much lawyers willing to follow rules.
@LumocolorARTnr1319
5 жыл бұрын
You have one chance to talk on TED for millions of people and you do this.
@Itsjustme222
5 жыл бұрын
I wish personal lives were as clean cut and dry the way this guy talks.
@alejandroperret3467
4 жыл бұрын
I clicked on this video with no expectations
@purplepineapple117
5 жыл бұрын
Call them and say what you want with confidence then when they ask if you want something else say it depends that’s how you order like a lawyer
@incomemobile8566
6 жыл бұрын
Id it me or is this guy just hyper annoying after about 10 minutes. Bye.
@MyLuckyNumberIz7
4 жыл бұрын
I agree with most commenters that I would never want to go to Bert’s but I thought that overall this was a great talk! It’s an interesting framing of the world I hadn’t quite considered before!
@jdlech
6 жыл бұрын
So how do you know what to order if you don't ever walk in to see the menu? Can I take a menu home so I know what they have available when I call ahead, or do I have to memorize the entire menu on the spot?
@nickclark18
6 жыл бұрын
im not going to call a resturant a day ahead to order my food. if they dont like it they lose business and i can easily and happily go somewhere else. Thier rules are wrong and they will be out of business in no time
@daniellebarker7205
6 жыл бұрын
They've been out of business for a year already lol
@catherinestickels2591
6 жыл бұрын
Some businesses that's ok. Busy restaurants, for example. If you need to book a place for there to be a seat available, booking a place is fine. It doesn't work for a half-empty pizza place. Of course even in those places you just reserve a place ahead of time, you don't need to order your food over the phone.
@a0flj0
5 жыл бұрын
You're not going to call a restaurant a day ahead because you don't know much about food. Their rules are neither wrong nor good. They are their rules. You people have apparently forgotten what Western democracy stands for. Everybody is entitled to their own rules, as long as those don't harm the people around them. Did Burt ever threaten to beat you up if you don't buy his pizza? Just don't go there if you care more about being served in a rush than getting a good pizza. I don't think Burt's will miss you any more than you'll miss them.
@catherinestickels2591
5 жыл бұрын
@@a0flj0 They are indeed entitled to those rules, but they are still bad. They drive away all but the most pretentious business, and typically it is not a sound economic strategy to have your entire base of consumers be pretentious assholes, it's an artificially small group. Rules are put in place to facilitate interactions between people, but in no way do these rules make for an easier, more effective, or more pleasant interaction between business and customer. They fail as rules.
@preston121068
6 жыл бұрын
All I got from this is Berts customer service sucks. Could have just said don't go to Berts if you like customer service...
@shuxun3451
5 жыл бұрын
Morale: Lawyer misdirect in their speech so much to avoid massive rebuttal Hide some weak point And make other people sleep. Fgs structure the speech more better He is a lawyer
@sonokawaray
5 жыл бұрын
This Bert's place sounds like it took the no-soup-for-you episode of Seinfeld as a guide for how to run its own business.
@caitlynh3216
4 жыл бұрын
How to order a pizza like a lawyer - *pontificate everyone into oblivion
@Hamatabo
5 жыл бұрын
“pay attention to the rules and the rules work for you” ted talk over
@keswicknation9336
5 жыл бұрын
If you're scrolling through the comments section because he stopped talking about the pizza story after 2 minutes, then basically the rest of the story is that you have to place your pizza order hours ahead. You read this in 10 seconds, saved you 14 minutes. Go next.
@saeljhonnes7688
4 жыл бұрын
Regardless of the Opinions of those who couldn't follow the point and main idea of what this person was trying to explain, it is most certainly educational and valuable knowledge what's being shared here. if people took this approach to dealing with others it'd make a considerable change in Human relations. Respecting people's time is very important... likewise you'd like them to respect yours... Following on the story he made about the pizza restaurant. They received quality service because he followed the rules they had implemented in order to successfully give a fast and efficient service. Those who can't follow simple instructions without thinking of how it can actually benefit them are poorly self-educated.
@meducationonline9429
4 жыл бұрын
if a pizza place requires a day's notice everytime i want to eat a pizza, i need a "change in jurisdiction".
@wreams2964
4 жыл бұрын
This ted talk is awesome. Why the hate. You guys are missing the big picture.
@magnuslund4630
5 жыл бұрын
Tbh, I'm not even surprised that the first TED talk I watched that I didn't like was made by a lawyer.
@RRC6490
Жыл бұрын
I still want to know where to stand in line at CostCo
@orderinprogress3954
5 жыл бұрын
The comments are so toxic. It's not his fault your attention span is of a fly. He was trying to make you aware of all the rules around you and if you realize those rules life will be much more easier and better. He discovered this because he was contstanyly thinking like a lawyer. If you want a good experience follow the rules, if the rules are too much which your jurisdiction.
@thefasco4424
5 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure if I agree. The speaker seems to be correlating the structure of the law with intrinsic human interactions towards the end of his talk (relationships). I understand that we all build off of what we learn and know, just as an engineer may explain the Burt's metaphor in terms of an internal combustion engine for example, but it all feels so rigid, boring and latticed that, in my opinion, removes the nature of human interaction... And plus, laws and rules are creations of our own minds, collectively. But the type of "rules" that he is mentioning in regards to relationships can change massively between social circles and environments. "Building" on top of these makes two very different structures
@DenizBadeAkkoyun
7 жыл бұрын
The one time I could not get through a TEDx speech. This was very, very mundane..
@seansweikow5453
4 жыл бұрын
Really good journalism from The Onion. Their seersucker journalism and pursuit of truth never ceases
@ElizaHamilton1780
5 жыл бұрын
I finally quit at 4:30 minutes in. I didn’t need to hear this guy ramble on and on and ON.
@williamdamron2603
4 жыл бұрын
Burt's sounds like a bad pizza place tbh, unless their pizza is supernatural, 2 hours to make a pizza is crazy
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