Fun fact: this video was originally going to be about how easy East Rome is compared to the WRE. Boy was I wrong. Music is the Infernal Galop (Can Can) by Offenbach.
The worst part about playing as the Sassanids is that if you go to war with the Eastern Roman Empire, your game ends there because then half the map allies with you and you have nowhere else left to fight.
@luttingdude9415
6 жыл бұрын
al Mamlūk I decided to challenge myself and allied with the Eastern Roman Empire. God it was painful to keep maintain my expedition army and economy.
@Zeroground300
5 жыл бұрын
Just declare war on everyone afterwards
@elel2017
5 жыл бұрын
Install mod called sarzamine javid , the white hund respawn every 10 rounds if you destroyed them, well still not that hart hahah
@liamwalton4183
5 жыл бұрын
@@elel2017 Terrible solution. I just roleplay a bit. With the Sassanids lets say, i'd like to secure access to the meditteranian for trade purposes, and conquer the main coastal points neccesary for uninterupted trade to the Atlantic... But only those key cities and the seas to the left and right of the gibraltan straight. No conquering inland allowed. Maybe set up a "colony" on the British Isles. Boom you got yourself a more difficult and interesting game, whic would provide problems you had easily solved before but now must figure out. I like to try to occupy every city which in our modern world is a capital of a country, without capturing any others. Also let your initial cities that arent capitals decay into rebels, or abandon the settlements.
@Akiwaaa_
4 жыл бұрын
Well, I did defeated the Roman Empire with my allies, that should be the end there since there's no one to fight. But, of course, it's Total War, so I betrayed my allies and go to war against them, and guess what? *I GOT OBLITERATED.*
@ironguide7096
6 жыл бұрын
*I am just curious how the rebels can "create" and maintain such amount of great troops*
@thegrayyernaut
5 жыл бұрын
They get 20 units right away with no upkeep xD Rebellion is OP!
@amp8295
5 жыл бұрын
They actually build up 4 at a time, so in 5 turns they could take a settlement easily unless you wipe them out within the first few turns of the rebellion
@vogel2077
5 жыл бұрын
JJ P Yeah but why do they get professional troops? I had that issue with WRE, it was nigh impossible to survive
@thegrayyernaut
5 жыл бұрын
I suppose the rebel leaders are very convincing people xD Being able to get even professional troops into their merry bands.
@Cancoillotteman
5 жыл бұрын
@@vogel2077 with the WRE the idea is that foreign threats are secondary. First stabilize your empire, crush any rebellion when they appear with a single general and recruting mercenaries, or hire a 5 - 6 units army to hold the twon rebels will attack later, that way public order returns to zero
@phile1832
4 жыл бұрын
Yrridan:"actually good religion" Also yrridan *Destroys the religious buildnings
@Daniel-kx3zz
4 жыл бұрын
The Huns punish Christian Factions (-10 morale) . If you start with any Roman Empire you must convert the faction to roman paganism as fast as possible
@basedbulgar5240
3 жыл бұрын
@@Daniel-kx3zz no
@grigorov1914
3 жыл бұрын
@@Daniel-kx3zz but if i don't want to become a homosexual?
@manamark4754
3 жыл бұрын
@@grigorov1914 You don't have to, it's roman not greek.
@grigorov1914
3 жыл бұрын
@@manamark4754 but the point is, paganism is gae
@nathanlee5520
6 жыл бұрын
How to Play as the Sassanids: 1. Destroy the White Huns Fin.
@Volcano4981
6 жыл бұрын
the clay carl I can confirm, yeah. Once I took care of them, I was basically already on a spree of world domination by the first 30 to 40 turns 😂
@davidhjalmarsson2662
6 жыл бұрын
Yes, continue. What do you to with the Finnish?
@Volcano4981
6 жыл бұрын
Haha :p No, they meant the French 'Fin' that appeared at the end of some old movies - meaning 'The End Of...' or 'Finish'. Notice the singular n.
@davidhjalmarsson2662
6 жыл бұрын
Nah, it's more likely to have something to do with the Finnish
@Volcano4981
6 жыл бұрын
Scorpion20012001 I fell for the same, don't worry XD
@-.-..._...-.-
6 жыл бұрын
Fun fact - Adrianople has more recorded battles then anywhere else in the world.
@gamerzpro091
6 жыл бұрын
isn't it Jerusalem has more?
@theinquisition7
6 жыл бұрын
* if so, it’s probably cause they bothered to record it every time.
@-.-..._...-.-
6 жыл бұрын
It is one of the most strategic locations in the world but yes it could also be because the Greeks have one of the most extensive record collections throughout history. I believe only the Chinese have more.
@-.-..._...-.-
6 жыл бұрын
Jerusalem is not in as a strategic location as Constantinople is. It is pretty much impossible to siege Constantinople without holding Adrianople.
@luttingdude9415
6 жыл бұрын
How about mestopotamia and Syria?
@martinmlakar5093
6 жыл бұрын
Total war needs shitposters like you. This is great.
@jektonoporkins5025
6 жыл бұрын
I felt your pain when the sassanids declared war...
@theanglo-lithuanian1768
6 жыл бұрын
Jek Tono Porkins yep
@luttingdude9415
6 жыл бұрын
I felt the same pain until I killed their emperor and his army with my 3 garrison units on the first turn which they attacked me. East Rome still too op. ( Was playing on very hard difficulty by the way.)
@amp8295
5 жыл бұрын
Me too lad, me too
@amp8295
5 жыл бұрын
Lutting dude It's technically shah I think, I'm not too sure bout that
@WinfieldCherry
5 жыл бұрын
@@amp8295 I'm two months late, but the term you're looking for is "Shahanshahs" (King of Kings) or "Šāhān šāh ī Ērān ud Anērān" (King of Kings of Iranians and Non-Iranians) in Middle Persian.
@tenchimuyo69
3 жыл бұрын
I still think Legend's "let's just relocate to Egypt and exploit the 5% treasury buff until the economy has a stack overflow" is my favorite method, even if the setup for it is absurd... but hey it works.
@helikos1
8 ай бұрын
Hell it's what I did. Still wasn't easy. It was a tough slog but attained total victory in the end. Good fun.
@BaronVonMott
4 жыл бұрын
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king... ... But in the darkness, the man holding a candle is a target.
@MuseEgg
3 жыл бұрын
@Semaj samaj
@rockstar450
3 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@zippyparakeet1074
Жыл бұрын
Literally what historically happened to the Eastern Roman Empire. They just were too strong to fall in one go and so went through phases of waxing and waning until 1204. After which they were pretty much gone for good.
@MalayArcher
6 жыл бұрын
Hilariously impressive as always!
@kyanonshaman2635
6 жыл бұрын
What game is this?
@thyg3260
6 жыл бұрын
Total war: Attila
@Yrridian
6 жыл бұрын
Hey everyone, thanks for being so patient with me. I know I promised this like two months ago but a mix of over-ambitious video plans, self-doubt and real-world obligations meant that it ended up taking much longer than I thought it would. I'm about to be on break from uni for about 3 months, so that should mean some more frequent uploads, probably a big one (like my current "how to play..."s) about once month and a few little ones here and there in between. Also got plans for a sub special at 200 so get hype for that!
@moreDLCdaddy
6 жыл бұрын
Yrridian you are genius anybody hope we get a video for tanuhkids one day
@moreDLCdaddy
6 жыл бұрын
Tanukids Are the hardest campaign
@Identitools
6 жыл бұрын
Make it 300
@Identitools
6 жыл бұрын
Make it 500 then
@tippytops5032
6 жыл бұрын
"Special at 200." "Self-doubt." Stop doubting, friend, you just more than doubled your sub count in a day.
@butterflygrovefarm
6 жыл бұрын
That was the best Total War video I'v ever seen! So funny and creative. Nice job!
@willnash7907
6 жыл бұрын
Then I strongly reccomend you watch: This is Archeon
@Farneze1990
6 жыл бұрын
whats the name of this game again?
@westhuizenarchives2614
5 жыл бұрын
@@Farneze1990 Total war Attila
@zarrottinoistscheisse1352
6 жыл бұрын
T I M E F O R S O M E F V N
@konstantinpakhomov3910
6 жыл бұрын
chad east vs virgin west
@Cancoillotteman
5 жыл бұрын
Well if you've played that game, you soon realize the west ain't virgin anymore... just against its will ^^
@user-rr9ng9bo9l
5 жыл бұрын
mediterainian girl siting in couch surounded by 5 germans
@salvadorolivieri2889
4 жыл бұрын
The Chad east vs The Raped West
@archsteel7
4 жыл бұрын
Y'all, when you make these Chad X vs Virgin Y, you gotta actually back it up. For instance, Chad East vs Virgin West Eastern Rome: Survived for around a thousand years longer than the Western Roman Empire, succeeded by either Russia or the Ottomans, both highly successful empires. Had badass Viking Bodyguards protecting their Emperor, who remained ferociously loyal even in the face of overwhelming opposition. Had the actual capital of Rome in their borders, I.E Constantinople. Had fucking flamethrowers. Western Rome: Capital was sacked twice, succeeded by the cancerous "HRE" which was neither Holy, nor Roman, nor an Empire. Had Praetorian guards, who spent most of their time doing political scheming rather than actually protecting their Emperor. Only had the former capital of Rome, which got dumped for the superior Constantinople. Did not have fucking flamethrowers.
@marny3559
4 жыл бұрын
@@archsteel7 nobody cares lmao
@Bouchedag89
6 жыл бұрын
You are doing God's work, friend.
@m.meiburger1970
6 жыл бұрын
every total war round ever 0:40
@DFireWind008
5 жыл бұрын
Playing Rome I Total War: at war with all factions Playing Medieval II Total War: at war with all factions Playing Napoleon: at war with all factions Playing Shogun II: at war with all factions Even in the fvckin' mods... Total War is masochism.
@agihammerthief8953
5 жыл бұрын
At war with everybody. In a war that encompasses all factions. A total war, you could say.
@DFireWind008
5 жыл бұрын
Total War = Eternal Punishment in H3ll
@GinoNL
4 жыл бұрын
I advise warhammer 2
@bthy384
4 жыл бұрын
@@GinoNL I can hear every historical total war player calling for your blood now
@michaelpollente8431
6 жыл бұрын
Your channel deserves more subs, dude. This was entertaining.
@Flugeo
6 жыл бұрын
This is pure gold, mate. The video is funny, dynamic, colorful! I subscribe without hesitation, I want more
@thomassaldana2465
3 жыл бұрын
The trick is to spend the first few dozen turns maintaining your territory, trying to avoid unnecessary conflict, and spending the absolute bare minimum. Once you've saved up enough money, the interest really starts to become noticeable, to the point where it will exceed your normal income. At that point, don't start spending. Spend another few turns saving money until your interest payments are about triple what you spend on unit upkeep. Then, and only then, you can start spending, but even then, make sure that you only ever spend the amount you gained in interest. Keep your normal interest going back into savings, so that you get more and more interest each turn. Before long, you'll have more income than you know what to do with. Attila Total War is actually an investment simulator.
@MojoBonzo
6 жыл бұрын
this is one of the best gaming memes ive seen in my life...
@emant1337
6 жыл бұрын
Ey man, that was such good editing and a hilarious video with the matching music. well done!!
@tippytops5032
6 жыл бұрын
Any video that makes me watch it a dozen times in an hour has earned this sub.
@kotzpenner
6 жыл бұрын
I never played this game nor am I planning to do in the near future, but you just did a great job with combining the music with the video. Not everybody does that and it's especially nice to see it so well executed. Deserves a thumbs up!
@cheekybum1513
6 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, what an underrated channel. This has more work put into it. Subscribed.
Best video I have seen for a long time. I can't stop watching this masterpiece!
@ir0nc0wb0y7
6 жыл бұрын
Your channel deserves to be much bigger! I need more Total war memes like this
@Identitools
6 жыл бұрын
This is making my day.
@MegaBlackhat
6 жыл бұрын
Cant stop rewatching it Excellent work
@robertroy8674
6 жыл бұрын
A hearty chuckle was had, well done sir. Liked and subscribed, I look forward to your future content and stuff!
@johanmard225
6 жыл бұрын
Yourr "How to play as" videos are really funny and well made! Keep up the good work :D
@valentinocozzi
6 жыл бұрын
EAST EMPIRE=BEST EMPIRE
@burakhansengonul922
5 жыл бұрын
Ottoman empire>Best empire
@Dagychanell
5 жыл бұрын
WEST EMPIRE=JEST EMPIRE
@xmodgamer2655
5 жыл бұрын
@@burakhansengonul922 East empire = *SOVIET EMPIRE!!!*
@nestororiginal3053
4 жыл бұрын
@@burakhansengonul922 shit empire>ottomans
@greekwatchcollector722
4 жыл бұрын
BYZANTINE EMPIRE=GREEK EMPIRE
@TheBigManWithTheBiggerPlan
6 жыл бұрын
Extremely good content by the way. Very creative and funny
@Korkzorz
6 жыл бұрын
Most hilarious video on KZitem? FIrst vidoe of yours I've seen. Great stuff. Amazing editing.
@Rome895
6 жыл бұрын
One of the shortest but funniest video ever LOVE IT so good keep going mate hahaha
@Native_Creation
6 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant, well done, my initial campaign was pretty much the same deal.
@chifueenowak2875
6 жыл бұрын
Also, for playing Easter Rome, in addition to paying off all attackers, try breaking all non-trade treaties with the west when it's visibly disintegrating. The boost in diplomatic relations with everyone else you get for this can set you up pretty well for enough time to prepare better defence
@Yrridian
6 жыл бұрын
I know it's the right thing to do, but it just feels so wrong to betray them like that... On the other hand, whenever I play the Last Roman DLC I always backstab East Rome as soon as I can so that's a bit hypocritical of me
@Volcano4981
6 жыл бұрын
Exactly the same reason why I didn't invade ERE in my first WRE playthrough, despite the fact that I dislike ERE. In fact, I would even send my navies to blockade ports that the Sassanids captured before I could actually afford to send full armies down there. My reward for this? ERE offered itself as a puppet state to me :p
@zippyparakeet1074
Жыл бұрын
@@Yrridian you're doing the historically correct playthrough as well. Eastern Rome tried very hard and spent a lot of resources and manpower to save Western Rome till the very end. But it was too corrupt to be saved by that point. Even after 476 they tried to reconquer the Western Empire's territories under Justinian the Great and Maurice wanted to officially restore the Western Roman Empire but it wasn't meant to be as he was killed in a coup.
@catalyst772
8 ай бұрын
@@Yrridian you mean separatist belisarius? to me that's a slog, I really like making self sustaining Roman Hordes, you become imba
@zedmain1387
6 жыл бұрын
This One of my favorite Total war channels and i just found out about it. thanks for the vid
@awesomemarine4884
6 жыл бұрын
This is the best thing I've seen in a while. Subscribed.
@WarPigstheHun
5 жыл бұрын
Here's a good way to Ruin enemy Port cities via exploit: Hire a fleet of artillery ships, send them off to an enemy port: Destroy their fleet first, then attack their artillery. When you run out of ammo, have them retreat. For some odd reason, you can continuously attack an infinite number of times in the same round with fleets: So just keep attacking them until they lose. I wouldn't recommend razing/occupying their settlement unless your ground army has secured inland because of counter attacks, and also because you can bait a portion of the enemy's armies toward those ports when you besiege them thus making it easier for your inland armies to destroy them piecemeal. So just sack them repeatedly every turn to prevent growth, until your inland armies secure the area around the port city.
@Volcano4981
5 жыл бұрын
I actually used a similar exploit with the Saxons to slowly wear down a settlement, I believe it was Camulodunum (Colchester) - be careful not to use high-ranking admirals for this though as they lose Influence Points every time they withdraw from a settlement without actual fighting.
@c0mmanderKeen
6 жыл бұрын
That was great and I haven't even played Atilla.
@shahlajafri7334
6 жыл бұрын
c0mmanderKeen me too!
@eoin2
6 жыл бұрын
You should play attila
@ts9749
6 жыл бұрын
Have you played Rome Total War Barbarian Invasion? Well, that's the retro Attila...
@manictiger
6 жыл бұрын
I like Rome 2 more, now. Attila has that stupid mechanic that makes all the land useless after a few dozen years. You'd think it was Total War: Snowball Earth.
@bobthetop3242
5 жыл бұрын
manictiger dont starve together total war edition
@romanpapec6735
5 жыл бұрын
It's pretty amazing you managed to put all of this in 2 minutes.
@natiogadembiznis
6 жыл бұрын
Until now I had no idea I needed this in my life. Subscribed
@benceklock4831
6 жыл бұрын
Make one with the Sassanid Empire, please I WANT MORE.
@apparentlyjeremy
3 жыл бұрын
But I know I shouldn’t.
@coltoncrain4261
Жыл бұрын
East Rome was the only faction I tried to play as in this game. I played on Hard as I was very good at Rome 2... Now I see I am not the only one. Literally impossible and extremely time-consuming. As you have to fight every single engagement and you usually lose anyway, or if you do win 2 more armies are on the way the next turn.
@aethylwulfeiii6502
8 ай бұрын
The north African desert factions are pretty easy, so long as you expand mainly in Africa and later into sassanid territory. You are basically playing a different game than the Roman’s or barbicans. It’s more like other traditional total war games.
@tayduatrinhcoi
6 ай бұрын
@@aethylwulfeiii6502 In my best ERE campaign, I became best buds with the Sassanids and helped them fight the White Huns while I go the absolute limit defending Greece from the Northern Hordes. I only came back to kill Sassanids after I have taken Italy, Spain and Germania like the old Romans lol. Was quite a trip since I even parked an army in Edessa expecting the Sassanids to attack.
@IOADESTOYER
6 жыл бұрын
Every thing about this video is amazing mate , thumbs up.
@Haspen89
6 жыл бұрын
I saw some of your earlier videos 'by accident' (checking out other strategy games videos) and now I stumbled upon this one, and it is absolutely hilarious. Subscribing! :3
@Identitools
6 жыл бұрын
Quick question, every-time i play Attila and no matter what faction i take, all of my dreams are crushed and shat on. Tons of enemies, diseases, outbreaks. Do i have to be a masochist to play this game or do i just need to git gud? The only game i won is with the vandals and following history with them (top notch faction btw). I love to hate Attila, this game is brutal
@Yrridian
6 жыл бұрын
Git gud :P But seriously, Attila is one of the hardest total wars (in my experience at least), so it's normal to find it challenging. My biggest tips are: 1. Play a faction that starts far from the Huns and near to the Romans, capture your starting province and then just start tearing into Roman territory and don't stop until you have to. Good starters include the Garamantians, Celts, Himyar and Aksum (assuming you have those DLCs) 2. Maintain momentum. It takes ages to properly consolidate a province in Attila (especially if you're one of the Great Migrators), and sometimes the best course of action is to just keep pushing forward even if it means leaving some stuff vulnerable to invasion/rebellion. This is especially important if you're at war with several factions, as if you play defensively they'll just keep sending stack after stack to fight you. Make time to send an army their way and get razing. 3. Git gud at town defences, you can win some completely bullshit victories once you learn how and it makes everything so much easier if you don't have to spend so much time worrying about defence. 4. On the civic planning side, for the most part focus on making as much cash as possible whilst keeping public order stable. Disease outbreaks suck, but in my experience it's worth just letting sanitation go to shit until at least 400AD while you focus on more important infrastructure. Finally, if you're having problems with battles, make sure that your army composition isn't just good, but good for you. A well-rounded force that you find difficult to command is much worse than a stack of like 2 unit types that you actually know how to use together properly (this is why my Alans armies were literally just the one unit type, and why I used so much artillery as West Rome). I could legitimately write about this stuff for days (particularly the civic planning side), so if you got any more questions don't hesitate to ask.
@Identitools
6 жыл бұрын
Do you have time to play multiplayer? :p
@Yrridian
6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the offer but I don't really do online multi at all, sorry.
@Identitools
6 жыл бұрын
Too bad, there is nothing better in the world than hearing the pain of another player, begging to restart the campaign :D
@NI4NIPvP
6 жыл бұрын
Man I would love to find a total war community, teamspeak or discord. I feel like such a noob playing the games even though I started from Shogun and the only one I haven't bought was Napoleon. (I really liked the older ones better.. I felt Diplomacy was better, being able to sell my daughters for stable alliances and before Medieval, you could split your armies and send 4 units of calvarly ahead on the map to wreck the enemy army by the time they met your main force, without having to designate a 'general'.
@SimpzyTotalWar
6 жыл бұрын
This is fucking great! :)
@Brylight
6 жыл бұрын
Simpzy Total War AYEEE :D
@calebr7199
6 жыл бұрын
You mean" Fvcking Great!"
@yuhyuh5674
6 жыл бұрын
Orange Boy agreed
@Tsukiko.97
6 жыл бұрын
This video is a gem!
@medievalarmsrace
6 жыл бұрын
I've been playing Total War games my entire life and this is probably one of the best videos I've ever seen
@Priyo866
6 жыл бұрын
The first video of yours that I watch and it is fucking amazing. Couldn't control my laughter. Insta-subscribed.
@KTA1sVidsandFacts
6 жыл бұрын
How to Play as the Sassanid Empire next please. I am in no way biased.
@randomthoughts6625
2 жыл бұрын
The best part is if you do the math you notice upgrading town for income is even pointless mainly because you just can safe money that will have 5 percent interest rate per season. Playing ERE is like playing at some point with infinite money
@Max-uj1kg
6 жыл бұрын
Please do more. I love these videos. The editing is great, the video is entertaining. Its funny too. Next do Visigoths lmao
@blackcoat7175
6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit this is way better than I expected, great video.
@fluffysdayoff9712
4 жыл бұрын
I played ERE, i focused on economy. Legions defended Capital. Amassed tons of money, then kept gifting it to Sassanids. Eventually they became my puppet kingdom. I then made western rome my 2nd puppet state. Then it was easy to conquer the map.
@davidepoggi736
4 жыл бұрын
This is truly a masterpiece, even for a Paradox Player like I am
@theodosiosdiplas3525
6 жыл бұрын
Subscribed!! That was entertaining and hilarious. Keep it up :)
@luismiranda4024
6 жыл бұрын
Just found your channel now and it's really good! Will watch the other videos, cheers!
@coordinationproblem
6 жыл бұрын
How to play the ERE: More skirmishers, archers and javelin infantry to win all of the siege battles you'll have to fight. Stacks of spear-infantry alone cannot defend valuable towns and cities.
@Volcano4981
6 жыл бұрын
The only problem I have with that is that ERE is awful in the skirmish department until you can get hold of Armoured Sagittarii. Otherwise, it is a sound piece of advice, with proper positioning of the ranged units and the Comitatenses, and valid for the WRE too. Regular Sagittarii and Levis Armaturae are cheap and nice and more than hold their own - but mid-game, solid mid-tier skirmisher units like the Matiarii aren't there (which is odd considering both Roman Empires had them as an equivalent of the Palatini). I could mention the Elite Ballistarii, but they can't really be called skirmishers at that stage, can they? They'd be more like the main killers :p
@luttingdude9415
6 жыл бұрын
I only use mercenary skirmishers and spam conscript spears and legio comitatenses
@Volcano4981
6 жыл бұрын
Actually, that was my WRE build for pretty much most of the game (with Cohors vouching for the Legio until I unlocked them), until I could afford greater numbers of Matiarii in my armies :p
@21Arrozito
4 жыл бұрын
*posts that did not age well*
@J-IFWBR
4 жыл бұрын
@@luttingdude9415 commitatense in stationary testudo can hold almost everything if they don't get flanked.
@nikzad2167
6 жыл бұрын
Remember! you should not bring emperor Valerian into Persia. that's important
@simonasbaleisis1280
6 жыл бұрын
Dude! Your videos are great, keep doing them :DDD
@stargate12345678
6 жыл бұрын
This was actually so amazing, had to pause because of how much I was laughing!
@mich722
4 жыл бұрын
The Eastern Empire is an economic powerhouse, like in history, easier to pay off enemies and get them to fight each other instead.
@grimgoreironhide9985
3 жыл бұрын
That 5% interest on your treasury is what turns your civil war and barbarian ravaged empire into the number 1 spot.
@Tclarke-cy1sc
6 жыл бұрын
Now play as the Tanukhids, that was much harder for me!
@directrulefromgamerchair3947
6 жыл бұрын
>get the upgrade for desert pikes to tanhukid pikes asap >siege settlements >line up your pikes and onagers behind them >let the enemy charge you head on >win.exe
@MrBluejack45
5 жыл бұрын
>Pillage and Destroy Constantinople
@spunj
6 жыл бұрын
I didn't know I needed this until now, thanks.
@YAHGOA
6 жыл бұрын
Bravo man, loved the timing to the music.
@JonatasAdoM
6 жыл бұрын
I am here because of the music.
@duydome
6 жыл бұрын
said noone eva
@Papadragon18
6 жыл бұрын
This makes me wanna start a new ERE campaign...
@the_dropbear4392
6 жыл бұрын
Papadragon18 I remember when the Sassanids brought their 20 fucking client states to war with me, I lost all my armies and was pushed back to Constantinople and I realized o was fucked, becuase my shitty half stack garrisoning wouldn't be able to stand up against the three full stacks. I suppose that's what happens when the Sassanids declare war on you on turn 15.
@Papadragon18
6 жыл бұрын
Holy shet. Yeah, I didn't have it that bad in my first playthrough, but holy hell, the entire eastern warfront was a grind worthy of the trenches of WW1. I think it to me 30 in-game years or something like that to finally squash them, and I still had all their fucking client states to contend with. Still, I've had great fun with the ERE in Attila. Doubt I'll start up a new campaign with them in the foreseeable future, mostly because of how much of a slog it is in the beginning...
@benusmaximus3601
6 жыл бұрын
Get yourself some more subscribers mate - this was bloody brilliant!
@dennismarquez7354
4 жыл бұрын
My KZitem just popped this recommendation. i haven't stopped laughing. Liked and subscribed.
@andreasn
6 жыл бұрын
Loved this! I would love a TW:W one though!
@directrulefromgamerchair3947
6 жыл бұрын
>farm rebellions >nuke everyone with your OP character
@ignatiusrivaldolie4591
6 жыл бұрын
So fresh,is this meme?
@Stompingmidget
5 жыл бұрын
Bravo, amazing edits my dude!!
@CynosNZ
6 жыл бұрын
Should make more if you can I have watched them all like 10-15 times each haha 10/10
@andreascovano7742
6 жыл бұрын
Do white huns and how patheticly essdy it is compared to anhything else
@Volcano4981
6 жыл бұрын
I don't think so when the bloody *Sassanids* are at your doorstep and you're at war with them pretty early in the game :p But agreed, I would like to see Yrridian's take on it all the same!
@andreascovano7742
6 жыл бұрын
just spam horse archers till the next millenium, they shrek cav, ruin archers and devour light infantry
@Volcano4981
6 жыл бұрын
I think that's a really good shout, since even the 'regular' Huns can do it and steamroll nearly everyone else... that's lethal even against heavy infantry when paired with melee and/or shock cav and a tiny bit of infantry support actually! (goes double against Christian factions too since they get a huge morale debuff)
@prettyokandy230
5 жыл бұрын
lol in my legendary ERE playthrough i got really friendly with armenia, they betrayed the sassanids when they declare war on me. then together with nobitia we completely ruined the sassanids in the east whilst i was killing the goths in the west. armenia now holds 3 provinces in what was once the sassanid empire and 1 turn after the sassanids were destroyed they offered me to become my puppet state :D now they are helping me kill rebel uprisings all the time, they are my best allies and i love armenia
@luttingdude9415
5 жыл бұрын
Than comes the turks.... *Armenia genocide intensifies.*
@redlouser9445
6 жыл бұрын
One of the best Videos I saw so far lul, to be honest Eastern Empire is great fun
@antonsamsonov9752
5 жыл бұрын
I like the way you put the scenes up to the music
@arturarasniewicz
5 жыл бұрын
Easy - lol noobs Normal - normal players Hard - for players who want rage Very Hard - lol u are dead Legendary - xD good luck
@blanetamez532
5 жыл бұрын
Artur Araśniewicz so true in this game even most of the big KZitemrs saw it as a big challenge and not that much fun, hardly any even considered remaining Christian when playing as the Romans cause it’s such huge drag on the economy without mods.
@nathanmeulensteen339
5 жыл бұрын
legend of total war disagrees
@blanetamez532
5 жыл бұрын
nathan meulensteen Legend has earned his name sake, so I don’t really include him in that list, I mean his channel is now pretty much dedicated to fixing royal fuck ups. But even he didn’t attempt a Christian campaign for either Roman Empire on vanilla because Greco Roman paganism is just better period in Attila without mods.
@frisianmouve
5 жыл бұрын
Legendoftotalwar on Legendary: Faction destroyed, faction destroyed, faction destroyed, total domination. And that's how Epirus became the Roman empire in 100 turns
@adrianbundy3249
5 жыл бұрын
ERE is easy on legendary though. The benefits at the start didn't factor in the 5% interest rate that turns into infinite money for free later on. Just do what LegendOfTotalWar did as a concept when he did his ERE attila campaign. Anyone can do that when you know what you are doing - you just will probably never do it as well as he did. But yeah, just buy time, sack buildings, sell off shit, save as much money as possible and consolidate in your most defendable region, Egypt. By the time they push you all the way back, and 40 turns later or so, you should be able to be secure just on the interest alone, and getting continually stronger with that 200-300k in the bank giving you 5% interest each turn - while if played right, still expanding in the green. Don't even worry about doing it like legend did it - he did it on This Is Total War - you can save bank even faster by doing things like keeping trading with the WRE, etc and allies while doing this slow consolidation. Despite not being as good - might still even be at the unstoppable economic level before legend was, because banking faster. Simple: remove any excess expenditure - lose all the territories outside of egypt/north africa for as much coin you can squeeze out of scorched earth, and allies and trade, etc - save, save, save, save. Got enough where your profits each turn are like 30k by itself doing nothing? Roflstomp everyone, keeping 5k still in profit each turn to keep making even more boatloads. No other faction has that broken money hack, er - faction trait that gives you infinite cash. The next best one is the 30% army upkeep reduction that can stack to like 1000 turns simply from spam sacking one settlement - and those barbarians got nothing on these ERE money hacks.
@Pawlakov1
6 жыл бұрын
Hello, i'm your 400th subscriber. Remeber about me when you'll become famous.
@DomySilv
6 жыл бұрын
ahahahahah now he has 10.000 XD you had right!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Pawlakov1
3 жыл бұрын
@@DomySilv and now we're here, at 88k, the me from 3 years ago had found a hidden gem
@austindsouza7349
4 жыл бұрын
Never post on youtube. This had me in tears boss. Good job
@jrad2223
6 жыл бұрын
Nice I can see you blowing up rly quickly!
@fotppd1475
6 жыл бұрын
how to be the ultimate faliure with a faction that is almost IMPOSSIBLE to fail. and yet then almost win the entire game. and then fail again. you must have many skills.
@Epic0201
5 жыл бұрын
"How to play as the Eastern Roman Empire" You don't x')
@J-IFWBR
4 жыл бұрын
playing as the roman factions in attila is acctually quite easy.. here is your simple guide: 1. Don't try to defend all your territory!!! 2. Choose same fertile and ez to defend provinces. (eg. Hispanic peninsula / northern Afrika/ isulae Okzidentalis with WRE) everything with natural defense ( water/chokepoints) & far away from the huns is good DON'T hold more than 5 Provinces, 3 or 4 is Ideal. 3.Disband all Armys, that arent close to the Choosen land. 4.Set taxes to maximum. 5. Free your choosen provinces from taxes. 6.Destroy all Buildings that have upkeep cost outside of the choosen provinces. 7.Profit. 7.1. use the money to build up the choosen land. 8.Start over as a minor faction with good Starting position, LOTS of GOLD (at least 50 k better more), and lot of enemys. 9.Reconquista. 10. Say thanks for this ez guide. Edit: often u will not be able to destroy an enemy, don't bother about conquering his land. Just weaken him. Conquer a few of his settlements for unit replenishment (but don't hold them if u don't need them). Sack some others. And Eraze his key towns. Use hit and Run, scorched earth tactics, to make your neighbours so weak they can't attack you. Edit 2: For far away enemys try to pay some of their neighbours to join war.. This way you turn the barbarians against each other.. Edit 3: if possible try to give regions you don't need to migrating factions, and try to make some rebel factions (e.g. hispania, gallia, afrika, Pontos, Asia,) Into your puppet staates. This will generate a buffer zone between your homeland and the enemys..
@esamunaeebsaad389
6 жыл бұрын
Best Total War video I've watched in last 4 or 5 years lol. too good just too good.
@MichaelTheWayfarer
Жыл бұрын
One of the greatest videos in existence
@mason9806
5 жыл бұрын
Damn.
@Worldslargestipod
6 жыл бұрын
I was able to play as the ERE without losing any territories by 1. eliminating all barbarian hordes operating in my western territories in the first 3 turns 2. Constantly issuing diplomatic tribute to the Sassanid's (one per turn) until I was able to eventually get a trade and non-aggression pact with them. At that point my diplomatic relations were so high that they never declared war on me. I basically enjoyed 100 turns of peace by which time I could field maximum armies of the best units my faction could recruit whilst still earning cash out the wazoo. I think I was playing on normal so that strategy might not be possible on other difficulties.
@Thingy2
4 жыл бұрын
Love the editing bro well done👍
@leostals7476
6 жыл бұрын
So amusing to watch omg😂. Love you
@MrSqaz2wsx
6 жыл бұрын
Please fix your unit composition, an entire pike army makes me sick.
@Volcano4981
6 жыл бұрын
Spear* :p Can't see any Menaulatoi, they were mostly Comitatensis Spears haha Besides, early game, Comitatenses and Cohors are probably the way to go to form the backbone of an independent army, with some Levis Armaturae or Sagittarii backing them up
@lorenzooliveira1157
4 жыл бұрын
THE comment
@thatrabidpotato8800
4 жыл бұрын
@@lorenzooliveira1157 It was hilarious to see Yrridian call him out on this
@chaos9731
6 жыл бұрын
*"very hard"*
@AeneasSanjeet
6 жыл бұрын
I never laughed so much at a Total War video ! Amazing job xDD
@thomasdenney8859
6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm literally crying! Supremely well edited mate! 😂😂😂😂
@hernandogaribaldi8627
6 жыл бұрын
You probably find it hard becaus you DIDN'T PRAISE THE SUN LIKE THE ROMAN EMPIRE YOU ARE (kidding)
@Rob_Ironballs
6 жыл бұрын
Name of this game? Im new to this
@Desh282
6 жыл бұрын
Robert Gavrila total war: Attila
@ragnarlothbrok9756
6 жыл бұрын
Pokemon the new generation
@cameronconway5118
6 жыл бұрын
this is the first video i have watched of yours....subbed
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