How to survive in hell… Step 1: Find the entity known as “Doom Guy” Step 2: Stay with “Doom Guy” and keep out of his way.
@LoneWolf-xe4wv
5 жыл бұрын
This guy gets it
@thehappywendigo4813
5 жыл бұрын
But then you’d go to Mars, don’t know if he’ll has many space suits lying around
@LerRhann
5 жыл бұрын
DOOM SLAYER!
@scottl875
5 жыл бұрын
Step 3: live as DOOM GUY'S backpack
@bobyudumb4959
5 жыл бұрын
Be come doomsayer and kill
@ge5510
5 жыл бұрын
Easy way to survive: - spawn - die in the same spot multiple times - Come back and have several bodies of yourself to provide food. Update, I've re-watch the video, here's an actual way to not just survive, but also build a stable society in hell. -spawn -find fresh people that haven't gone mad -Form a cannibal/scouting tribe. Where 60% rotate betweent, hum.. providing them selves, and the other 40% are full time scouters that must find the providers when they respawn. -The 40% will eventually get really good at fiding people since they're full time, and they will also spread the word about the tribe. -Word of a stable society spreads, to the point where we could potially have 1% hell, that's 1% of billions of damned souls. -Now that we have a makeshift army, we start taking territory from the mad and uncivillized. -To end, we establish control points on the most common spawn locations, recruiting the fresh, and non-stop killing the mad. Whitch is also another great food generator. Now for the best part: - Now that we have a society, we create science, development and human rights posts. - I don't know how, but we all know some genius would eventually find a way to produce food and other resources from hell, remember that we came from rocks and sticks. And eventually. -Just like earth. Hell now belongs to the Homosapien! -Never underestimate human ingenuity!
@NotSimo
5 жыл бұрын
You cant choose where you respawn though
@ge5510
5 жыл бұрын
@@NotSimo Oh crap, guess I better be a good boy, because my plan has a major flaw
@jamienielson4340
5 жыл бұрын
@@ge5510 unless you figure out the landscape well enough to find your way back to the same apot
@monkeyrapingfrog4720
5 жыл бұрын
Simo Hey, are you planning on making any more cards against humanity videos?
@josephstalin9194
5 жыл бұрын
@@NotSimo Use a tactical insertion
@berryfox7028
4 жыл бұрын
That just sounds like GTA Online but with extra steps
@d4n737
4 жыл бұрын
"Strong take from the week" - *Opressor's icon appears* *Sounds of rocket* *BOOM*
@cheesycroissants
4 жыл бұрын
I see what u did there 😂
@cappuccinocappuccino2329
4 жыл бұрын
The eternal battle against oppressors and deluxo
@XxInfinityxXTimer
4 жыл бұрын
Atleast there's no pay2win shark card and toxic kids with the oppressor mk2
@jdc523ha8
4 жыл бұрын
My guy you got hulk with the mask on 😂😂😂😂
@_RED_-
5 жыл бұрын
So uhhh hell is a twisted version of rust
@melekehnasari8700
5 жыл бұрын
red fuk you are right my friend
@hthfthtfhfh5642
5 жыл бұрын
yes
@humming8013
5 жыл бұрын
Yep
@stewegosse2958
5 жыл бұрын
Yea thats true..
@humannotanalien8675
5 жыл бұрын
yea but with more decayed bases and you dont lose hp from human meat
@bluestingray8955
5 жыл бұрын
Ffs even hell has started doing battle Royale
@Jkd_77
5 жыл бұрын
BlueStingray895 LOL 😂
@kim-xn1qu
5 жыл бұрын
BlueStingray895 "where we droppin boys"
@brings2520
5 жыл бұрын
@@kim-xn1qu *when you die you return to the same sack and be dropped randomly in the city* Bruh we can't it's like H1Z1
@donny8652
5 жыл бұрын
@@kim-xn1qu boneyard
@someoneprice2371
5 жыл бұрын
BlueStingray895 😂
@YankeeOneOne
4 жыл бұрын
"Plays rust" Ends up in hell Me: it's just like the simulations
@chupacabra1176
4 жыл бұрын
i was playin rust while listening to this and thats exactly what i thought
@XxInfinityxXTimer
4 жыл бұрын
Time to find blue prints to build an ak
@tjmower321
4 жыл бұрын
That’s because those are based off the simulation you already live in boi
@YankeeOneOne
4 жыл бұрын
@@tjmower321 my nigga that's crazy but I still can't recall asking
@wrath4452
4 жыл бұрын
FlexViper ok forget that a boney AK would be SO COOL! Especially since there is no shortage of bones to fashion into rounds!
@GunterThePenguinHatesHugs
5 жыл бұрын
How to survive first day in Hell: Obtain rock, start smashing everything in sight, get a 1x1 down as quickly as possible. -extra points for being able to roofcamp or getting an airlock on.
@lostakatsukimember1729
5 жыл бұрын
I man of culture I like it😁😎
@brokendiamondhi7939
5 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what I was thinking the whole video. “Huh this sounds just like rust! Wait is he describing rust that’s so cool!” Whole vudeo
@dotpluto4236
5 жыл бұрын
fucking rust
@impyrobot
5 жыл бұрын
Nah 1x2 at least
@Blanaxhe
5 жыл бұрын
Sort of similar to rust
@BiggieMeats
5 жыл бұрын
I personally think this hell would be better than the "eternal pain and physical torture with hints of boiling acid baths" that regular hell is said to be
@spikyparkour
4 жыл бұрын
oh ya and can you imagine being a navy seal and shit
@superplushmarkhio5164
4 жыл бұрын
Seems like a real life Rust game
@wouldntyouliketoknow7363
4 жыл бұрын
@Woke I'd rather have THIS story brand of hell, then that one 😰
@d4n737
4 жыл бұрын
"Said to be"... Yes, that's not how hell look like most likely.
@Bea-the-one-and-only
4 жыл бұрын
this is gonna sound ducked up and just so you know I'm a perfectly fine normal person but he'll sounds pretty good right about now between being bored inside and my boring life is choose hell
@linusg880
4 жыл бұрын
Space marine who doesn't talk enters hell Satan: he's too dangerous to be kept alive
@nereo051184
4 жыл бұрын
Doom Slayer.
@blueace7073
4 жыл бұрын
Linus G Nice
@hugdeeznuttz3458
4 жыл бұрын
Laughs in glory kill
@t.j.cornett7495
4 жыл бұрын
Spartan 117 and Samus Aran enter...
@rayzor181
4 жыл бұрын
Caldor Drago walks in
@TrueUnderDawgGaming
5 жыл бұрын
Imagine if you went to hell with a deadly disease and it came with you. Whenever someone killed you for food you could scream "Jokes on You, Haha!"
@natejohnson1494
5 жыл бұрын
TrueUnderDawgGaming imagine if you went to hell as kotal kahn. May as well stay in that’s sack.
@xpiperluvxo
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@nunyabusiness776
4 жыл бұрын
you'll survive pretty well in hell im sure
@thetoyodacar2264
4 жыл бұрын
The name of this person would be something like surstromming or black death. He would just be left alone.
@daltydasalty9413
4 жыл бұрын
Bring the Corona virus there
@mikesnapper9001
5 жыл бұрын
I would definitely buy and a read full on 300 page book with this story
@bluehernandez3594
4 жыл бұрын
@@brianchapman9283 hell ya
@lileej348
4 жыл бұрын
@@brianchapman9283 yup
@QuinnAHasty
4 жыл бұрын
Just 300 pages, pathetic, try 500 pages!
@bluehernandez3594
4 жыл бұрын
@@QuinnAHasty might I recommend 600 pages sir?
@QuinnAHasty
4 жыл бұрын
@@bluehernandez3594 you crazy son of a bitch, I'm in
@AJP-1
5 жыл бұрын
A lot of this can be used for surviving on the 2b2t server as well.
@eddiegluskin9601
4 жыл бұрын
Litterally the only 2b2t comment here haha
@redterrorproductions1373
4 жыл бұрын
Inkd Ape OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT
@Curleigh_
4 жыл бұрын
Hell Exists: FitMC: *new video* Hell's history of incursions
@somerandomdragon558
4 жыл бұрын
I was about to write a 2b2t comment aswell. But first i wanted to see how many others wrote something similar already. xD But i guess to get the full 2b2t experience, it should take you at least 2 days to die to finally get there. Or steal 20 bucks from an old lady before commiting lifen't to get the priority queue lol.
@drhaydenwho4877
4 жыл бұрын
@@eddiegluskin9601 I made one
@ColCoal
5 жыл бұрын
Picture = Ghost rider takes on a second job as a private investigator and is eavesdropping on the target.
@crisrivaz
5 жыл бұрын
ColCoal 🤔
@b.hooligan
5 жыл бұрын
I guess subtlety isn't his strong suit lmaoo
@overkill2933
5 жыл бұрын
If you look closely at the flames you see fries
@babyskunkcat
5 жыл бұрын
So hell is basically minecraft hunger games.
@Kevin-so7xn
5 жыл бұрын
That was the first thing that came to mind when I started listening XD
@samuelkuhn4067
5 жыл бұрын
You mean more like 2b2t
@JustaStickwithGooglyEyes
5 жыл бұрын
Fear of hell,,,. Lost.
@kingoffiveprince9964
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@theformertexan1642
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah. The scariest thing? When James Charles is outside your birthing sack.. The last thing you hear is 'HI SISTERS!' Then he clubs you and eats you alive...
@TafTabTah
4 жыл бұрын
Honestly this sounds like it would make an amazing survival game. I'd play the *hell* out of it
@padme1866
4 жыл бұрын
Remove the bold letters and it be funnier
@cobymccarthy1088
3 жыл бұрын
Badum tss
@kylerumble
3 жыл бұрын
Have you played Rust, Minecraft, No Man's Sky or any other similar survival open world sandbox rpg game?
@siddharthakvr5154
3 жыл бұрын
@@padme1866 that's the bdum tssss joke. It was on purpose
@xtc_vapor
2 жыл бұрын
@@kylerumble I think he means like legitimit hell. like this story. but in game form. not just rust and all those god tier games
@mvpuppy5396
5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Gehenna is an actual place in Jerusalem. The "Lake of Fire" referenced in the bible refers to the area where the residents of Gehenna would go to burn their garbage. You could take a vacation to Gehenna, then jokingly tell your friends that you've literally been to Hell and back.
@TheSkittleKing
4 жыл бұрын
No Gehenna was a place where they burned children....
@nosferatuzod4991
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheSkittleKing yea garbage
@tristianlefebvre1878
5 жыл бұрын
Imagine comeing back from hell and finding this.
@daltydasalty9413
4 жыл бұрын
Me:WHAT THE FUCK I WAS IN HELL FOR ONLY 1 YEAR AND NOWS THERE A TUTORIAL!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?
@vloqy
4 жыл бұрын
coming back? funny.
@insertedgynamehere
4 жыл бұрын
@@vloqy hi ass hole.
@wrath4452
4 жыл бұрын
Demonic Soul GET BACK DOWN THERE, SO SAYETH THE LORD and pretty much anyone who says you should go back its just the economy is really rough right now this is the best I could get
@PrimordialNyx
4 жыл бұрын
Relatable. It's nice place tho in my opinion. For some reason though some other damned avoided me . The place could use some improvements.
@jaypfe9510
2 жыл бұрын
Years later and this story is still one of my top 10 favorites.
@ecilpsgg
9 ай бұрын
I listen to this like once a year. So good!
@johnnyrod2406
5 жыл бұрын
Dude definitely my favorite so far. The whole premise is legit. Hopefully someone makes a longer version
@SomeGuy-wq5xf
5 жыл бұрын
Same i wanna see an hour version im hella interested
@landendrake8131
5 жыл бұрын
It's a little over half an hour though lol. That's long enough imo.
@manny7318
5 жыл бұрын
This story would make an awesome Netflix series. Not sure they would handle character arches, though.
@L_mattox
5 жыл бұрын
This is legit my favorite creepypasta.
@mikesnapper9001
5 жыл бұрын
I would love for some author to create detailed lore and release a series of legit books
@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
5 жыл бұрын
" so hell is life on super hard mode (Hard mode is like 100,000 years ago when there were only stone tools)
@sebastiancalvey1226
4 жыл бұрын
No That was Easy. Cause Stones were EVERYwhere....in This Part of Hell, stuff isnt That easy to get
@SergyMilitaryRankings
5 ай бұрын
@@sebastiancalvey1226 in what universe was that easy
@gd3500
4 жыл бұрын
me chillin in a birthing sack: the Slaughter man: VIBE CHECK!!
@1StonedPony
4 жыл бұрын
YOU HAVE FAILED THE VIBE CHECK! I WILL MAKE THIS AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE! *breaks every single bone*
@AustroStudios2003
4 жыл бұрын
This was the first time a comment made me audibly laugh, I hope your happy
@Shaqknows
4 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@boke6184
4 жыл бұрын
Creepy
@TristenTheArgonian
4 жыл бұрын
Yell "Odin is with us" be on the slaughter man's side
@forrestallen9354
5 жыл бұрын
This would be a baddass game.
@cisco8257
5 жыл бұрын
yall want the invite code and discord for my hell.io tribe
@koppunch
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah it is called Dark souls
@gnashattack1
5 жыл бұрын
It’s like Rust meets Dark Souls
@koppunch
5 жыл бұрын
@@gnashattack1 that would be cool. Without losing your items but instead. The game overall is harder
@kenganmmvs8615
5 жыл бұрын
It would be so scary and weird and cringy idk how or who would do that
@firstlast9846
5 жыл бұрын
*This was* ... genuinely horrifying. Good job 👏
@mtgamerguy
5 жыл бұрын
Hell seems overrated
@FeetHigh
4 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does this seem like like it would a brutal yet fun game
@Lien6887
4 жыл бұрын
Basically gory rust yeah?
@GibleMann
4 жыл бұрын
I like the idea of this
@gexxrge
4 жыл бұрын
Yesss
@gexxrge
4 жыл бұрын
Or movie
@otaku-thing2927
4 жыл бұрын
There is a game about this. It’s called Doom
@Jarhead1313
5 жыл бұрын
👏 👏 👏 That my friend was one "Hell" of a story. Actually one of the best I've heard this year. I'm a Truck driver and these stories help to make my time on the road so much easier, so thank you and don't ever stop please lol
@mapinaaa
5 жыл бұрын
Who else started to read this like: "That 👏 My 👏 Friend..." 😂 I have watched too much entitled parents
@Crew9t
5 жыл бұрын
Not a truck driver, but I work overnight shift from 1:30 AM to 10 AM. I’m alone until my first coworker arrives around seven in the morning. I usually spend those 5 1/2 hours of solitude listening to my “work” playlist, filled with creepypastas. So far this one, “My Job Requires Me to Clean Up Roadkill and Hunt Cryptids”, and “What’s Happens When You Write Satan Instead of Santa” have been my absolute favorites over the last 3 years of this shift.
@IBDjenn88
5 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU, you guys put in hard work and effort and give up a comfy home life to get shit done!!!! Not a truck driver, just a fan
@Jarhead1313
5 жыл бұрын
@@IBDjenn88 Thanks Bro
@2pacalypsenow309
4 жыл бұрын
I agree I've already listened to this story three times already
@simohayho8622
5 жыл бұрын
Satan: *"I realy like this Rust-game!"*
@bluewarrior9999
4 жыл бұрын
Simo Häyhö I WAS JUST THINKING THAT
@thescientist1180
4 жыл бұрын
@@bluewarrior9999 i was thinking that as well
@keepermovin5906
4 жыл бұрын
He would to
@lycan5443
4 жыл бұрын
Ye
@Dressyone223
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was thinking this sounded familiar.
@p1xelate107
5 жыл бұрын
This is the scariest thing I have ever seen, heard, or perceived. The fact that something this bad or worse could exist.
@Seageass01
4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry,soon you will experience all of this for eternity
@Dr.Westside
4 жыл бұрын
Normal day at my house.
@najnick8270
4 жыл бұрын
There was another story I heard where when people die, they just fall into this pit, unable to move. Then they are eventually buried by other dead people. And that is the rest of your eternity. Id take this version of hell any day over that.
@BitterComments
4 жыл бұрын
Demonic Soul How do you know 😏
@lorddio2737
4 жыл бұрын
@Anonymous Anonymous You are right at least they don't have that in hell
@TwinkieMouse
5 жыл бұрын
Build a nether portal to escape
@The_retro_Survivor
5 жыл бұрын
Twinkie Mouse but how you gonna get the obsidian
@TwinkieMouse
5 жыл бұрын
@@The_retro_Survivor in the nether fortress
@interracialsuspect5300
5 жыл бұрын
The Misfit Find someone else’s portal
@happymistakes6869
5 жыл бұрын
You be playing to much minecraft
@shaddowbladegaming5655
5 жыл бұрын
MY EYE IS WATCHING minecraft is what I always play and I will never stop playing it
@straight408essj
5 жыл бұрын
Says , "im gonna go now".... Proceeds for another 30 minutes. Lol.
@benjaminheslop9748
5 жыл бұрын
this was most likely written in parts. When he said cya that was probably the end to part 1 or 2
@straight408essj
5 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminheslop9748aahhh, touché!
@kenganmmvs8615
5 жыл бұрын
It was it's a three parter
@Dead_End_Angel
5 жыл бұрын
@@kenganmmvs8615 yeah if you listen he States something about the police hunting him down and how he's gonna try to make his body last a bit longer because he knows it won't survive a direct confrontation.
@thefollower89
5 жыл бұрын
It’s probably because they’re supposed to be deferent entries or post, remember that someone posted this in writing format
@thearchitect5405
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine how many Crusaders would be dominating Hell
@hiroyui9699
5 жыл бұрын
Stories like this are where your deadpan voice really shines. You are one HELL of a story teller.
@alttab3694
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao deadpan voice
@Gabriel329
4 жыл бұрын
*BA DUM TISS*
@AdrianGhandour
4 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see what you did there
@yolandaponkers1581
5 жыл бұрын
I work at the DMV. I’ve figured it out.
@SheekAlibaba
5 жыл бұрын
Oh god.... not even satan can stand the DMV
@feartheoldblood
5 жыл бұрын
Hope you're not one of the countless douchebags we've dealt with
@bluepiffgzz
5 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoooo
@JustaStickwithGooglyEyes
5 жыл бұрын
Damn.... 😉
@aceofhardcore4026
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@AntaresTwo6
4 жыл бұрын
How to survive in Hell Doom Guy: gather around children, i got some knowledge to share.
@niccatipay
4 жыл бұрын
Rip ...
@niccatipay
4 жыл бұрын
... amd tear!
@jenvalzinaaccaliahavinoth2226
5 жыл бұрын
ok, so i want a friggin movie based on this story, bad ass perfectly done. kudos to the author
@lukeriley321
4 жыл бұрын
Jen'Valzina Accaliah Avinoth movie it’s a video game!! Would be epic
@vanellopescorner8882
4 жыл бұрын
Yes please!
@greysongoebel3718
5 жыл бұрын
Hell is basically multiplayer Minecraft, eh?
@dagothur76839
5 жыл бұрын
The oldest anarchy world in the universe
@yokito0496
5 жыл бұрын
But a worse place where there is no animal plants
@sebastianfinch6611
4 жыл бұрын
hell is 2b2t
@thearchitect5405
4 жыл бұрын
Yes, but you can only build dirt shacks and dirt is replaced with flesh
@blixer_fan153yt9
4 жыл бұрын
_YEP_
@wearelegion1163
4 жыл бұрын
In Hell, “The strong take from the weak.” Sounds like Planet Earth. Welcome to Hell on Earth.
@_tenshixx
4 жыл бұрын
Just like what Patrick Stump said: "There's a world outside of my front door that gets of on being down".
@FreiWild1776
4 жыл бұрын
but here unfortunately we have laws
@jotarokujo301
4 жыл бұрын
Rip n Tear starts playing
@Seageass01
4 жыл бұрын
@@FreiWild1776 : In places where there is anarchy and the laws are not applied the daily reality is not so much different from the one depicted in this creepypasta,the only difference is that,once you die,you don't wake up in a birthing sack,human nature is terrifying on so many levels,nature itself has always been pretty unsettling,plenty of living organisms which are constantly pushed to tear each other apart in order to survive,just for the sake of living long enough to spread their genes and then facing an inevitable death
@lorddio2737
4 жыл бұрын
Time to achieve heaven on earth and become DIO over heaven
@NerpyziNerp
5 жыл бұрын
“I woke up in a birthing sack” That’s a big mood.
@calmdown5559
5 жыл бұрын
Hell is just a Rust server, lmao
@koosp.2270
3 жыл бұрын
Wtf is your profile picture?!
@LegendofLaw
4 жыл бұрын
I've listened to this story about 19 times since it first came out. Hands ✋ down my favorite story ever. The narrator has the perfect voice.
@whyisthisnottyping
5 жыл бұрын
Any one wants to join a "fresh meat tribe" code word: "Mr. Creeps" if you see some one say it and if they say it back then don't attack* . We will rule hell
@hallow2835
5 жыл бұрын
*Hell* yeah!
@armydyfwu9997
5 жыл бұрын
Or we are smart and go to heaven
@whyisthisnottyping
5 жыл бұрын
@@armydyfwu9997 yeah but you got to have a backup plan
@jacobbuckley5834
5 жыл бұрын
Down
@andrewhopson1348
5 жыл бұрын
Im in
@mr.wankpants4341
5 жыл бұрын
If I got out I would prepare my body. Learning fighting styles, exercising, and go medical school. Maybe learn some stealth.
@thearchitect5405
4 жыл бұрын
Nobody gonna talk about how he's still a cannibal outside of Hell?
@ellabrown4248
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah like y would you do that just start living a good life then do bodybuilding and learn survivalist shit
@thegoldavenger.3829
4 жыл бұрын
Old habits I guess lol
@lorddio2737
4 жыл бұрын
You should try to break the circle and prepare for the worst
@taylorschott4659
2 жыл бұрын
Well to be fair, he did mention that he was in hell for years, so it would be a hard habit to break, especially if he grew to like it. think about how bad ex convicts have it at going back to the outside world after 10- 20+ years in prison and amplify that by 1000. the narrator even admits that he couldn't stop his habits if he wanted. do something consistently enough and it becomes 2nd nature.
@jakefrazier2465
5 жыл бұрын
Thumbnail is me when I wake up and open the curtains too fast.
@justsomeyanderewithinterne622
4 жыл бұрын
Relatable
@justsomeyanderewithinterne622
4 жыл бұрын
@william villa no im pansexual
@justsomeyanderewithinterne622
4 жыл бұрын
@william villa how?
@invasivebacon145
4 жыл бұрын
mask don't f*** the pans
@justsomeyanderewithinterne622
4 жыл бұрын
@@invasivebacon145 pans sexual is when i am attracted to personality not pans
@honokakazuno
5 жыл бұрын
Team up with the Doom Slayer/Doom Guy
@chevelleolivarez8703
4 жыл бұрын
How to survive hell: never leave your birthing sack
@zirizo
4 жыл бұрын
Lol, you'd drown in the fluid.
@ciprian9545
4 жыл бұрын
@@zirizo what if you open it then stay inside
@ciprian9545
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheDudeFrom2077 good point
@biohazard9215
4 жыл бұрын
What if you drink it
@thetoyodacar2264
4 жыл бұрын
@@biohazard9215 mmmh brain big time it is, s u c c
@saiyansgreat8935
5 жыл бұрын
Stay away from pennywise, ghost rider, and the hellspawn. And dont forget your daily dose of HELLFIRE!
@Midnaighte
5 жыл бұрын
Ghost rider is a good guy tho
@saiyansgreat8935
5 жыл бұрын
@@Midnaighte I forgot
@Midnaighte
5 жыл бұрын
@@saiyansgreat8935 lol
@darthdamascus8167
5 жыл бұрын
Well that being said ghost rider in hell would be dangerous because his power is literally to burn away sin... everybody would be forced to look into his eyes and at least you're endless cycle would be over
@yourfriendlyneighborhoodpl9761
5 жыл бұрын
Al Simmons for the win.
@caodogao4327
5 жыл бұрын
Brings a new meaning to the phrase: "Hell is other people".
@SetTheSeasAblaze
4 жыл бұрын
People in hell be like: GO TO HELL Also people in hell: Oh wait...
@sansgasterv2892
4 жыл бұрын
Very poor choice of words
@turtletoes4496
4 жыл бұрын
Stay in hell!
@smirk0190
5 жыл бұрын
I really really enjoyed this story, loved the attention to detail, was very immersive
@RephaimVolkihar
5 жыл бұрын
So, hell is just an eternal battle royal?
@Bioriah
5 жыл бұрын
You’re only reward is to wake up another day for battle (I guess) and a full meal courtesy of the person you brutally murdered.
@xAngrykitten06x
5 жыл бұрын
antwon winner bet they don’t thank the Bus driver though .....
@acedarakai1857
5 жыл бұрын
Sounds a lot better than being eternally tortured, at least we'll have a little freedom
@omarashraf9416
5 жыл бұрын
you might need a vest ayeee winner winner human dinner
@SC-ko9nk
4 жыл бұрын
"It never stops raining in Hell." "it stopped raining in hell, and -- "
@HYPER_BRUH_
4 жыл бұрын
it's still raining, just not over there
@smirk0190
5 жыл бұрын
this is gonna be so funny in the future when humans further develop virtual reality immersive games, and someone makes a perfect replica of hell as a videogame by chance LMAO, then dies and finds out its the same shit in the afterlife that they spent their whole lives doing.
@feartheoldblood
5 жыл бұрын
This would honestly get very boring. I think hell is just a long line that you have to stand in - when you get to the front, you just go to the back of the line.
@smirk0190
5 жыл бұрын
@@feartheoldblood lol that sounds more of a hell than the creepypasta
@JakubWojciechowski933
5 жыл бұрын
Just like this Viking
@herewegoagain5588
5 жыл бұрын
@@feartheoldblood when crowley rebuild hell
@koppunch
5 жыл бұрын
Dont yall realize that in order to get out is to forget your foolish attepmts to still being alive and let yourself be consumed in the desert?
@NaliTikva
4 жыл бұрын
Sound probably better, but I dunno, maybe we have this foolish desire to exist no matter how bad existence is? Maybe you don't really get consumed in the desert.
@koppunch
4 жыл бұрын
@@NaliTikva thats the thing. You have ti go on and stop wanting to live. You have to go on.
@retardedstudios4375
4 жыл бұрын
Dude if this is real im going to the desert to not exist there.
@koppunch
4 жыл бұрын
@@retardedstudios4375 i mean. Its on the lore. Every demon Ghost and shit like those sre spirits that just want to chill in the main world or that sre too attached. The key is to move on.
@koppunch
3 жыл бұрын
@@pyerack for example. When he says, something around the lines of "screw it, I want to live" is the key to the dilemma. That aint "living", that is just what in spannish is : "Malviviendo" (which would roughly translate to Living-badly).
@michaelolcese2121
4 жыл бұрын
Creepypastas be like: Do you know the muffin man? No?.. well he sure as hell knows me.
@crittersconsidered4763
4 жыл бұрын
Someone write this story
@themadhatter7416
4 жыл бұрын
👁👄👁 oh yes and I am very close btw your door is unlocked (;
@anormalguy8407
5 жыл бұрын
could you imaging being a old posh man that has lived a full life of luxery and nothing bad really happened to him in his life, die surrounded by his loved ones comfortably in his bed and 2 minutes later landing up in this place getting eaten alive after he leaves the sac and then over and over.
@visyrlreaction
4 жыл бұрын
"Alright, day 364, I got this." *BANG* "Oh fu-"
@oldreaddy3341
4 жыл бұрын
The guy trying to survive hell: Why do I hear a shotgun blast?
@R0gueM
4 жыл бұрын
And heavy metal.
@theantagonist2960
5 жыл бұрын
Dark souls without the bonfires or firekeepers
@qubrinformoush5199
5 жыл бұрын
True
@koppunch
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah.
@AtheistGamerz
5 жыл бұрын
But easier lol.
@nonamehours6428
5 жыл бұрын
I'm being buried with my Estus Flask
@tylermcflyer3061
5 жыл бұрын
Oh so it’s like mine craft or rust. In hell
@cry4mexd238
5 жыл бұрын
More like rust were new players are born at naked beach, to be harvested for food and bone.
@tylermcflyer3061
5 жыл бұрын
Cry4meXD yeah something like that
@solaire7046
4 жыл бұрын
Bloodborne meets Rust buts cheats on Rust with Ark: Survival elvolved
@deathstrike
4 жыл бұрын
Warhammer Ultramarines= Cambian. They need to "mature" before being released on the battlefield.
@t.j.cornett7495
4 жыл бұрын
I'd play that...
@GodzillaReturnsMMA
4 жыл бұрын
So its broke the entire time, costs money to do cool shit and has dinosaurs? Im not sure ark is a good example. Unless hell has console commands.....set_true_spawnHellRex
@jotarokujo301
4 жыл бұрын
It's the weird autistic of the child of rust ark and blood borne
@elgenfranord1651
3 жыл бұрын
No
@CRYSAW
5 жыл бұрын
*this is how you survive hell* avoid going there in the first place
@twinkcatTTV
5 жыл бұрын
CRYSAW netherrealm
@CRYSAW
5 жыл бұрын
@@twinkcatTTV thats funny because i make mortal kombat videos
@twinkcatTTV
5 жыл бұрын
@@CRYSAW i really like mk, so ill check ur channel out lol. I saw that your pfp was frost so i commented "netherrealm" lol.
@CRYSAW
5 жыл бұрын
@@twinkcatTTV thanks man I appreciate
@ohokay9237
4 жыл бұрын
Smart asf
@freddylorenzo480
5 жыл бұрын
They should make this into a movie
@riptideshark2249
4 жыл бұрын
me: *watching video* daddy doomguy: son...i think its time we had the talk...about the cacodemons. and the imps.
@jimmynutron7969
5 жыл бұрын
I was just looking to see if you did this pasta two days ago cause it’s one of my favorites I read over a year ago and now my favorite narrator is reading it! Day absolutely made!
@ACX909
5 жыл бұрын
“It’s kill or be killed.” **FLOWERY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT**
@snakebaneguy7532
5 жыл бұрын
flowery
@unnstoppablefury
5 жыл бұрын
Flowerey is my favourite undrtail character
@jackthegecko384
5 жыл бұрын
@@unnstoppablefury i like friskery
@mtgamerguy
5 жыл бұрын
*Plays my Best friend*
@unu_ya
5 жыл бұрын
Flowery lmao
@MrDannyhawk49
5 жыл бұрын
Just avoid Doom Slayer and you’ll be fine.
@RedKnightOfficial
5 жыл бұрын
How to survive in hell Step 1: Find Doom Guy AKA Doom Marine Step 2: Find Another Entity commonly known as The Ghost Rider Step 3: Stay behind those 2
@r0kbotm
4 жыл бұрын
Dr. Jack Bright and spawn
@sonsosavage9987
5 жыл бұрын
His description of hell sounds just like my cousins description of California
@youngpyro9711
5 жыл бұрын
Ya thats pretty legit where you live
@DanLaw559
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I read this after hearing about three gun shots outside followed by sirens, and thinking while listening to this story, oh, so I would just be in a slightly different version than home, sounds about right. I live in Tulare Ca. in between bakersfield and fresno in the southern san joaquin valley. I also just the other day was speaking with mental health professionals about how one of my diagnosis (depression w/psychotic features) was a result of being unsure if I had died and gone to Hell. So my main tip for surviving Hell is abandon hope, hope will destroy you in Hell.
@Lien6887
4 жыл бұрын
@Dan Law man, you're so hardcore and I feel so sorry for you. I also definitely believe you bro
@MonsterCrashdown
4 жыл бұрын
@@DanLaw559 oh i dont live too far from tulare
@DanLaw559
4 жыл бұрын
@@MonsterCrashdown Then I'm sure you can confirm. I don't know of any place nearby that's any better.
@bloodraven2974
4 жыл бұрын
How to survive Hell Step 1: load shotgun Step 2: blast heavy metal Step 3: Rip and Tear until it is done
@patriotenfield3276
4 жыл бұрын
O yeah with BFG division
@thetoyodacar2264
4 жыл бұрын
That is al the slaughter man heard
@turtletoes4496
4 жыл бұрын
Become Hershall
@alias234
4 жыл бұрын
no means to make a shotgun..
@liviomoreira2457
4 жыл бұрын
You come out of the birthsack that produced you naked with only your body. Have fun searching for a shotgun depending on your frail gamerbody. Start making the right decisions so you don't ever go to a place like that.
@fantoast6932
5 жыл бұрын
this guy's version of hell seems a lot more interesting...
@fatalhug5998
4 жыл бұрын
FantomToast u right gay boi
@darthsinniious1989
4 жыл бұрын
Do u ever wonder if being gay will send u to hell?
@doobie19
4 жыл бұрын
@@darthsinniious1989 in some religions yes-
@darthsinniious1989
4 жыл бұрын
@@doobie19 I'm omnisexual & don't care. Omnisexual means to have an attraction towards all genders & have preferences & is regardless of gender so we do care about the gender. I'm not changin because it ain't no sin. The bible was changed, mistranslated, & misinterpreted.
@RobotWizard4209
7 ай бұрын
Omni sexual = bisexual@@darthsinniious1989
@mechanicalworm5796
5 жыл бұрын
I just love this story. It’s so creative and fascinating. I used to make little universes like this all the time, coming up with locations and environment and the state of people or how their behaviors are affected by this new place they’re in. It could easily have been shorter and less detailed, but the author decided to delve into everything so deeply, it’s amazing. And you can tell they had fun with it. It’s astonishing what some people can come up with without being an ‘official’ author.
@lukamilenkovic9578
4 жыл бұрын
I have several questions about this universe: how long has humanity been going to this place, why is humanity going to this place after death, where is God, is there anything beyond the planet hell is on, why can some people summon the damned and is there a heaven.
@Faint326
3 жыл бұрын
YeahI also wonder if we can get demon looking skins
@babybastardd
5 жыл бұрын
at 1:36 when he said “and stated to eat me alive” i thought he said “yeet me alive” and i choked on my own spit
@feartheoldblood
5 жыл бұрын
Now I'm imagining someone ripping apart a freshly born hell man whilst saying yeet repeatedly
@OP-vx2qy
5 жыл бұрын
This is perhaps the best creepypasta I have ever listened to.
@jacklindsay7092
4 жыл бұрын
I shall create a temple of my own bodies.
@lorddio2737
4 жыл бұрын
A pacifist I see well if you are pure destinated to die over and over you can own it like that
@NaThAn-xp6tg
5 жыл бұрын
38 min video just before bed, Mr Creeps you’re a wee gem
@expandnewt6052
5 жыл бұрын
Undoubtedly one of my favorite ones so far. Would love to hear more from this author if possible.
@dotfoxtom5942
4 жыл бұрын
So hell is just a never ending battle royal with no chicken dinner at the end of it?
@elgenfranord1651
3 жыл бұрын
More like doom
@seanduncan8007
5 жыл бұрын
I like to think this hell takes place in the same fictitious universe as the story about the guy who went to heaven and god was just a ball that was chained up for tryna nuke all of creation.
@felixmboungou2844
4 жыл бұрын
🤔
@patrick837
5 жыл бұрын
So Hell is just one big battle royale? Makes me view fortnite in a whole new light...
@Rotten-Subhuman-Indian-Filth
5 жыл бұрын
Hell is where anal buttsex aint a sin!
@John-ii3ql
5 жыл бұрын
Hell doesn't seem like the best vacation spot, maybe I'll just stay for a....fortnight
@davidr7743
5 жыл бұрын
Y do ppl think fortnite is everything I played season 1 to 5 and it’s super boring now ppl are like OMG UR SHOES ARE BLUE LIKE THE BATTLE BUS
@JustaStickwithGooglyEyes
5 жыл бұрын
Fear of hell,,. Lost.....
@fashionsoulsonlysouls5575
5 жыл бұрын
John it costed you so little to say that
@daneyal7162
4 жыл бұрын
How to survive Hell- make friends with Ghost Rider.
@elgenfranord1651
3 жыл бұрын
Thats how you look like when you get to hell minus the dress
@rainwalker4893
5 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on hitting 300,000 subscribers! Keep up the good work!
@lostakatsukimember1729
5 жыл бұрын
Facts!!! 😎
@LuckyHighlandMu
5 жыл бұрын
Damn they're really getting creative with those hard-core survival games
@hablokillsemall3259
2 жыл бұрын
Ive been here from your begining and this video is the best video you've ever made. I've listened 6 times. From now on I'll comment the times I've seen it. This video is art.
@hablokillsemall3259
2 жыл бұрын
I genuinely love this video. Stop being so scared pussy.
@Sssneaksss
Жыл бұрын
3rd time for me ✌🏽 kzitem.info/news/bejne/pKietI1_a5p9Z6g
@hablokillsemall3259
Жыл бұрын
@@Sssneaksss do it
@hablokillsemall3259
Жыл бұрын
Also guess who's back
@hablokillsemall3259
Жыл бұрын
Still my fucking favorite
@firstlast9846
5 жыл бұрын
*Wait* How does a Baby go to Hell? They’ve done nothing good or bad yet so.. how does it’s soul deserve to be punished for eternity? It’s disturbing as hell but why?
@rickychapman6398
5 жыл бұрын
Shay Michael I’d guess the concept of original sin.
@firstlast9846
5 жыл бұрын
Dark Conquerer - did you not listen to the full video? That’s what we’re talking about
@dylanhaugen3739
5 жыл бұрын
In the old days the Catholic church thought babies went to hell if they died before being baptized. They just stopped teaching it when they realized how horrible that sounded.
@yourfriendlyneighborhoodpl9761
5 жыл бұрын
@@dylanhaugen3739 correct!
@dylanhaugen3739
5 жыл бұрын
The wrath if your talking about the satanic bible than I don't think you've actually read the whole thing, most self proclaimed Satanists don't actually belief in Satan or God, they just use it as a way to get Christians attention. And as a way to keep people from blending church and state, if you let Christians set up public monuments than they have the first amendment right to do it too. True Satanists are very different, they're not above human sacrifice, including of children. They're the real psychopaths, honestly you could say the same about every one in history who's killed for their religion.
@Kvcoded
4 жыл бұрын
26:42 I think he is trying to say Valhalla which is the great hall of dead Viking warriors who died during the battle while Helheim or what we know as Hell today is a place where unhonourable dead go
@lorddio2737
4 жыл бұрын
He is and honestly the fighting party match the feasting not so much
@benlove8325
5 жыл бұрын
I love this story. Someone needs to continue it
@turktito8556
5 жыл бұрын
This sounds more like how to survive Birmingham Alabama...
@NickSofranko
4 жыл бұрын
I am on a really REALLY long road trip. I just happen to be driving through Birmingham when reading this.
@turktito8556
4 жыл бұрын
@@NickSofranko Just imagine that was before.....you know 2020 and all.
@codacooper7241
4 жыл бұрын
Turk Tito I can confirm
@madhatter2705
4 жыл бұрын
Drowning in a birth sack for eternity would be terrible
@hraymond05rh
5 жыл бұрын
Took your instructions... Made it to heaven
@camellia1942
4 жыл бұрын
This story is the ultimate workout motivation
@Wildstyle_
3 жыл бұрын
Nice profile pic wered u find the image I like it alot
@camellia1942
3 жыл бұрын
@@Wildstyle_ it's been years honestly I don't remember but lemme pull it up if I can, I'll write the link if I find it
@shonshonshon8658
4 жыл бұрын
I was already told all this 10 years ago before I went to prison.
@cycl0nuzz
5 жыл бұрын
This story basically just described my school and how to survive it until the end of the day, here is how to survive, ill lay out the grounds for you The Gym: the gym is pretty terrifying itself when your in it with a bunch of popular kids, they have weapons called "dodge balls", they hurt like hell and easily leave a nasty bruise and a sore or broken limb, the only way to survive is if your good at throwing back The bathrooms: the bathrooms are sorta safe, you can go in there as much as you wish but don't stay to long, the teachers will drag you out and you'll suffer a horrible punishment called "detention", detention isn't pretty, but be carful, someone is always with you in the bathroom. The halls: the halls are extremely dangerous, avoid them at all cost, when the bell rings you'll be violently trampled on and shoved around. I've been through the halls, never go there The lunch room: the lunch room is where the feeding happens, kids tearing into their meals like its the last thing they'll eat. You sometimes fight for the last box of Apple juice or drink the nasty, horrid milk. (Ha ha now i gotta like my own post to make mee feel wanted ;-;)
@curseblue6729
4 жыл бұрын
This is highly depressing.
@onlinecomrade5737
4 жыл бұрын
Really. If I died and woke up in a world as described in the story. I’d be happy. Sure sooner or later someone would kill me and eat the flesh from my bones. But it also means having the opportunity to be human. Kill. Eat. Fuck. Sleep. Die. Repeat.
@lorddio2737
4 жыл бұрын
Think starving in dignity wouldnt be too bad if life in hell is an infinite death loop amyways
@retardedstudios4375
2 жыл бұрын
Bro I'm gonna make it my mission to go to that desert and just spend the rest of eternity there. Like bro fuck that die over and over bullshit.
@kidgxth8863
4 жыл бұрын
This would be a great movie I’d call it “A life In hell” after so long surviving so long in hell you become a lot stronger & less human & become a demon
@ivans.5959
4 жыл бұрын
I'd pay to see that
@shellm80
4 жыл бұрын
He said that demons don't exist?
@Chalkadoo
4 жыл бұрын
Charlie Myers And he’s omniscient about Hell yeah? You never truly know. Like he said, eternity is a long time. Infinity, likewise, is a big place.
@MrBSHAW333
4 жыл бұрын
That's just called Chicago
@yasminpace7083
5 жыл бұрын
Thanks, it was my first day at secondary school today & bcs of this I now know how to survive : )
@MichaelAdams3D
5 жыл бұрын
This sounds like a fun survival game........
@givemevodka5074
5 жыл бұрын
Dream Evil wow you must be so badass
@pengpeng3327
4 жыл бұрын
The slaughter man was the "Lone Viking"
@stivanfitness
5 жыл бұрын
What if I told you we are already in hell
@helentelehowski679
5 жыл бұрын
Here in MI it feels like it lol.
@ronnieronson4390
5 жыл бұрын
I live in central Florida so I look forward to hell
@Dontkillme87
5 жыл бұрын
Yea I honestly Believe Florida is the closest thing to hell on earth 904
@juggery
5 жыл бұрын
You make it feel like I am because of your face
@BiggieMeats
5 жыл бұрын
Is anyone else curious as to what a grown up Cambion would look like? Would it be a normal man/woman with the doll eyes or would whatever weird magic hell has turn it into something weird?
@denzilnagel254
4 жыл бұрын
Smexy Potato They'd probably look like me and won't be good in a fight.
@taylorschott4659
2 жыл бұрын
I wondered that too but I think it would be extremely unlikely to happen. the author said that it was a miracle that the mother and child survived during the 9 months of pregnancy and babies are a hassle to take care of. the only way that a cambion would survive to adulthood is if the tribe it was born to was THE most powerful and deadly tribe in hell. but even then it would be a stretch.
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