FULL VIDEO😂:kzitem.info/news/bejne/z2yer3eKnHyFqJg
@Tanquavioousdingleberry
11 ай бұрын
Devious ahh hook😂😂
@abel6298
8 ай бұрын
Read your bible! (KJV, preferably) ♥
@pixelpioonergd
7 ай бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/z2ye0neKnHyFqJg doesnt work
@BanditVA999
7 ай бұрын
Pp0p😊²w,,
@WARR.IOR77
6 ай бұрын
@@abel6298lol you masons are crazy and so stupid you have no idea
@xaviersmith9953
11 ай бұрын
How to win against your barber
@littlemichaeljr6518
11 ай бұрын
Is that a meme pfp? I've seen that somewhere b4 it feels like
@friedbagel6893
11 ай бұрын
@@littlemichaeljr6518ah it’s just a running joke on this channel where everyone takes the piss out of his haircut😭
@xaviersmith9953
11 ай бұрын
@@littlemichaeljr6518 kanel joseph
@littlemichaeljr6518
11 ай бұрын
@@xaviersmith9953 oh, thank you
@littlemichaeljr6518
11 ай бұрын
@@friedbagel6893 I know dude lol
@iska1565
8 ай бұрын
"what size are those?" *gets a fucking right hook to the jaw*
@TheBrazilianHue
7 ай бұрын
fr
@Joebinlaggin513
6 ай бұрын
Lmaoo😂😂
@robertpolicastro1
4 ай бұрын
Definitely not waiting as soon as you ask what size you'll instantly meet your maker!
@Sakrofy2012Epic
4 ай бұрын
Well the bruise size is 10 cm.
@oentrepreneur
3 ай бұрын
But he said I want them
@ethanlal4517
9 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear: I got arrested.
@mikethegamedev
8 ай бұрын
you missed the joke@@abel6298
@weasel8635
8 ай бұрын
@@abel6298nkjv on top
@ItWontLetMePutMyName259
8 ай бұрын
amen@@abel6298
@ObeyWeeegeee
8 ай бұрын
@@abel6298no
@unknown69801
8 ай бұрын
Skill issue, fuck him up and run. If there were cameras there they would see he was the one tryna fuck you up first
@user-wu2cx5do1i
11 ай бұрын
Just chin anyone who approaches you and you'll be fine
@Niilo2.2
10 ай бұрын
Well literally. But then you'll be charged for assault🤷♂️
@ManLikeWho..
10 ай бұрын
what does it mean to chin someone
@adamgardener8624
9 ай бұрын
@@ManLikeWho..hit them on the chin and knock them out. The chin is a leverage point on the head that when hit snaps the head around so quickly that the brain touches the walls of the skull and causes a concussion.
@ManLikeWho..
9 ай бұрын
@@adamgardener8624 ight thank you
@adamgardener8624
9 ай бұрын
@@ManLikeWho.. kzitem.info/news/bejne/q4V3y6J4hmJjgpw This is a really accurate video of what the three "buttons" are
@TheGjkddk
11 ай бұрын
If you’re in doubt about taking the first strike then run. Because if you don’t take the first strike and stand around you’re setting yourself up
@Nahgittrippin
10 ай бұрын
If you are wearing a jacket throw it in his face and run away
@Niilo2.2
10 ай бұрын
@@NahgittrippinThats a very stupid advice but I can't tell if it's joke or not🤷♂️
@zzludzz
10 ай бұрын
Yeah, in learning all this as beginning my journey If in doubt, you are clearly setting yourself up; second guessing leads to be taken down
@terrencewalker1382
10 ай бұрын
Get out of there as fast as possible. I'm also a Muay Thai fighter and I did the same thing.
@phant0m-0-9
9 ай бұрын
That works well until they catch up to you
@EATC2097
8 ай бұрын
If you're alone and they are many, Run.
@gamingwithujj1724
8 ай бұрын
Sorry not a coward
@CheeseBalls100
8 ай бұрын
@@gamingwithujj1724bro you clearly don’t know. It’s not cowardice when they have more people, they can smash your head on the concrete and kick your head, I’d rather be alive than be dead.
@elk_21
8 ай бұрын
@@gamingwithujj1724have fun in hospital
@giriesm
8 ай бұрын
@@gamingwithujj1724you will be once your dead
@leoortiiiz
8 ай бұрын
@@gamingwithujj1724 then be a dumbass and die trying to punch one of them while they curb stomp your skull or some shit
@NgocNguyen-df3hn
8 ай бұрын
lesson learned: punch everyone who approaches you on the streets
@jamesmiles1328
7 ай бұрын
Yep when people ask you for the time nail them,when a granny 👵🏻 says your son looks cute,you nail her in the face,don’t take any chances
@riskysway2542
7 ай бұрын
I punched a grandma that wanted to buy some the same for her grandson. She never got up, and her teeth flew out. All with the help of your home program. Thank you so much!
@NerdGuy1957
2 ай бұрын
Guess we are brothers i was there too!!! 😮
@carlosbarrera6663
28 күн бұрын
😂
@Toryslayer123
8 ай бұрын
Bro never strike first unless you know your fighting regardless
@AMediumSizedKodiak
8 ай бұрын
That’s how you get dead mf. Be proactive not reactionary.
@mhm6889
8 ай бұрын
Always strike first, even if it's an elderly lady
@moonTerfixx.
8 ай бұрын
@@mhm6889 i punched a baby cause it yelled at me. cant let that slide
@LuisGonzalez-xj2zh
8 ай бұрын
Can't let them get close lol.
@denimdracula5506
8 ай бұрын
@@LuisGonzalez-xj2zhfucking amateur 😂
@jarrod_exists
11 ай бұрын
He was just joking 😭😭
@1zbossz
8 ай бұрын
It’s just a prank bro !
@King_of_Greed_Sisyphus
24 күн бұрын
honestly, if you’re joking about Robbing a person then you’re just asking for it.
@mr.sophisticated.7951
8 ай бұрын
Never underestimate your opponent. Try to avoid the fight as much as you can, but if the situation gets worse then be ready to knock him off. Only fight when the issue is big. Your manhood wouldn't be stripped off if you peacefully end the fight & go.
@jason-te6je
7 ай бұрын
Lol avoiding a fight is way easier said than done. Also wdym by “don’t underestimate your opponent” I mean like most of the time you can already figure out who winds depending on their height and weight. Plus not that many people know useful martial arts.
@sapateirovalentin348
7 ай бұрын
@@jason-te6jei mean sure the guy that attack may not know how to fight,but everyone know how to stab and pull triggers so i would not mingle with someone confidently trying to attack me just in case
@MiggyBiggy
5 ай бұрын
I’m swinging and then running stop telling people to just run that’s fucking stupid since you logic can be applied in that regard as well
@-MATER.DEI-
8 ай бұрын
Never let anyone push you around 👍🏼
@tarandang1
6 ай бұрын
opponent also watching this 💀
@xMurder1_
6 ай бұрын
Strike first and strike hard and show no mercy
@lilatmusic
9 ай бұрын
They always talk random stuff and do random stuff then get you off guard
@Durinson1
10 ай бұрын
As a wise man once said : "NIGERUNDAAAYYYOOOOOOOOOOO"
@bwjdhshw7090
8 ай бұрын
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@MrHalosucks655
8 ай бұрын
Joestar Hidden Technique
@user-ht6ql1rn3w
7 ай бұрын
Nigerundaayyoooo smokey
@Neoyestro6
7 ай бұрын
@@bwjdhshw7090 Japanese word, It means to run
@jeremytheimer7443
9 ай бұрын
In this situation I'd just back off. If they still kept following then strike. Standing around is bad, fighting prematurely is also bad. Walk away first then see what happens.
@nightbird6427
8 ай бұрын
real tip: always run from a guy that has a knife
@memes4life26
Ай бұрын
How to win a street fight: Start running.
@dndnfnrn
8 ай бұрын
How to win a street fight *Pulls out a shotgun
@NostalgicSoul123
3 ай бұрын
The next day - Some random guy comes near him and asks his shoes size This guy - Starts throwing some punches 😂😂😂
@rhythmgod7086
9 ай бұрын
Lil bro just slept my man for complimenting his Js
@NeoplayzGames
8 ай бұрын
Normal dudes just tell you that you have good Js while passing by
@xctkillaprodigyx2586
8 ай бұрын
@@NeoplayzGames Anytime someone says those look like my size your a threat automatically!
@azeo2298
8 ай бұрын
he said "run them" meaning give me them
@41Mike
8 ай бұрын
@@azeo2298💯
@pain1645
3 ай бұрын
Random person :- Where's this address Him :- *bang*
@lightsabercollector3096
4 ай бұрын
"What size?" "9mm! Wanna take a closer look?" "No, mate! Thank you!"
@alibeksabirov8137
8 ай бұрын
That's why i avoid strangers
@user-zt2nj2xe4l
7 ай бұрын
Now do a tutorial on how to win against a street fighter who watched this video
@puregamingofficial7125
4 сағат бұрын
How to survive in the Hood self defense: 😂
@Troodon.
7 ай бұрын
Let me correct the title “How To Meet Jesus”
@Gervez
8 ай бұрын
"It was looking at me , I swear."
@nghtbot340
8 ай бұрын
So this elder lady walked up to me and asked me the time. She didn't stand a chance when I started stomping on her face with my heel. Thank you.
@maximus9247
23 күн бұрын
Everybody gangsta until the other guy pulls out a gun.
@user-qn2fn8ge7y
5 ай бұрын
the fact that he didn't even thouch and said some AAAOOOW
@LuisvilleLip
8 ай бұрын
Bro here in Canada youll be arrested before the guy tryna rob ya💀💀
@hmmm....4218
8 ай бұрын
imagine someone actually just complimenting you then gave them a big punch LMAO
@arcticwolfgamer3575
8 ай бұрын
Most people alr do this cuz it’s a tactic😂
@Hownottobasic23
4 ай бұрын
"Who to win in street fight" "Dont get into one"
@Jehcomedina
4 ай бұрын
As a person that can run fast, faster than your dad left you this is absolutely win
@lancedaughtridge
8 ай бұрын
na bro just complemented their shoes and bro absolutely went ham
@littlemichaeljr6518
11 ай бұрын
There we go. I agree with this 100 percent and completely. No bs straight to the point. Perfect and realistic video
@hkzz.9
11 ай бұрын
Fax Michael
@Musashi_Miyamoto999
8 ай бұрын
Bro did this move to his barber😂
@creamchez6786
4 ай бұрын
imagine bro was tryna compliment him 💀
@tailee9793
8 ай бұрын
my father taught me to raise your arms slightly, put one foot back and say: “calm down man “(and that's the defensive stance of boxing), then throw a cross to your opponent and run
@jthablaidd
8 ай бұрын
Step 1: run Step 2: if they follow you, mag dump them Step 3: hire Saul goodman to be your attorney
@jonathangarcia4981
8 ай бұрын
I'm throwing as soon as I hear "what size"😂 leaving yourself open too long.
@Roxxel_
5 ай бұрын
Thanks bro bcs of u i saved my life a 70+ yo grandma was approaching to me but i knocked her out. Her last words were something like "can u help me cross the road" thanks man u are a life saver
@Roseula
11 ай бұрын
best technique is to run ☺
@littlemichaeljr6518
11 ай бұрын
Damn, you are a total b. I guess you really would give the guy all of your stuff and let him take advantage of you every way just to run... I'm sure ladies like you and your style... that's definitely a real man and someone they want to be their "man" and be with them all the time...
@wavyturkmusic
10 ай бұрын
yeah. Also if you’re a striker/incomplete fighter don’t get too comfortable with street situations
@kingtomkins3441
9 ай бұрын
Pssy
@phant0m-0-9
9 ай бұрын
That works well until they catch up to you
@idkwhy77
9 ай бұрын
@@phant0m-0-9unless your a fast runner and do it often
@Lew_Tea
8 ай бұрын
For those who say running is your best option i guarantee at least half of you watching this couldn’t out-run some road man from London or wherever, they probably run from shit all the time. Running alone simply isn’t an option anymore, just strike first hard then run.
@Lew_Tea
8 ай бұрын
And don’t be scared of doing it because I had a situation like this and i hit first and the police said it was perfectly legal.
@MiggyBiggy
5 ай бұрын
Thank you, I’m tired of people dying just run and down even swing, if you’re chances of escape are better by striking first, stunning your opponent, and then running, then I’m taking that option, people always say to never underestimate your opponent in terms of fighting skill as if the same couldn’t be applied for running speed, I’m taking my chances and striking and then making a run for it
@arthurcombs5032
5 ай бұрын
@MiggyBiggy Of all the serious comments I've read, yours make the most logical sense. FIRST OFF IT'S BEST TO GIVE IT TO THEM! MATERIAL THINGS CAN BE REPLACED!!! BUT IF YOU MUST... Master Tim teaches it's best to run if you can (avoiding a fight in the first place) but like you said, not everyone has "getaway speed". If you 100% know you're in danger then a "distraction" is by far the best technique for an untrained fighter. Whether it's looking over his shoulder like you see a police officer, committing to an action like in the video, or whatever seems plausible for the situation. One of my practiced distractions is using my eyes to make them wonder if someone is behind them then strike with a jab, a cross and finish with a kick to the leg, knee or groin. That gives you an advantage for lack of speed. This is one of many I've played out but this is a simple one that anyone can use. Of course we can't run faster than a bullet so this is only for physical altercations. 😂 By the way, this isn't for you. I'm agreeing with you and at the same time maybe helping someone that finds themselves in a bad spot.
@IL0VEPIAN0
2 ай бұрын
How to win a fight : stage it
@amanul_2474
8 ай бұрын
Usually I just spam the quarter circle light attack until I have enough Meter to use my Super
@Andres-gp4gn
11 ай бұрын
Smart move babe❤
@america2793
9 ай бұрын
The fuck?
@NathanBlox69
9 ай бұрын
wtf?
@YouDontNeedToKnow-jf6xh
8 ай бұрын
Nigga you gay?
@shannonventura8435
11 ай бұрын
Run away as fast as you can.
@phant0m-0-9
9 ай бұрын
That works well until they catch up to you
@olakpasa6486
8 ай бұрын
@@phant0m-0-9if you have more than 2 braincells you will run to a public area and you will make a noise so people notices you , like no one is gonna try and rob you on public
@bamaboybrackin1999
5 ай бұрын
Just got out from being charged with assault but thanks to this atlesst I didn’t lose the street fight 👍🙂
@ALEXtyfd.
11 сағат бұрын
Plot twist: he just wanted to know what size and where he bought them from so he can get the same ones
@sillyamogusgaming6213
11 ай бұрын
That is the best sound effect ive ever heard💀
@ElReyMalcriado
10 ай бұрын
How to win a street fight? !Don’t fight!
@RealBallers_
9 ай бұрын
stupid ahh advice, what are you gonna do when you cant run, be mr.diplomat
@user-cn4fr8ox9p
8 ай бұрын
bc somebody is going to get hurt
@purpleey
5 ай бұрын
well yeah but sometimes its unavoidable
@boycashout5394
5 ай бұрын
Rule 21: forget everything and run or face everything without fear
@dellythomas3901
7 ай бұрын
Moral of the video start a fight first 🥊🥊🥊🥊
@pablo_ski
7 ай бұрын
Bro just run. There's no man who runs with a knife and can catch me at full speed
@budrager
4 ай бұрын
You run faster with a knife everyone knows that
@Trevizoff
3 ай бұрын
Next hour - me at principal's office
@sirnameless7815
Ай бұрын
Alternative title: *How To Get Incarcerated for Unarmed Assault*
@GA-deZn
10 ай бұрын
coming from an actual fighter and not a random commenter. Here’s my advice: Yes you can run, you’re a pussy if you do so but do what you want if you wanna save your ass. But let’s talk about if you wanna be cool or if you CAN’T run. (were assuming this is a fight, not a stabbing or shooting). So, first of all. stay calm, seriously. this is the dumbest advice ever because you can’t chose if you are calm or not i know. But theres a difference between not being calm and panicking. If you are very nervous and shit, dont panic and start thinking in your head and be afraid as fuck. Stay in your head and remember what i said, STAY CALM. Make your head free and do not be afraid to do anything to defend yourself. Do not let your mind get to you, you’re not a pussy, remember that! Now how do i fight? Assuming youre not a trained fighter since almost no one is. Try to strike first, punch hard in his jaw. with your rear hand, and do NOT swing your arm. Hook, it doesnt have to be perfect technique. just dont swing like a dumbass, after you throw the hook. Just keep punching, punch not only on the head but on the body. Go for the solar plexus, its below the middle of the chest, search it up if you want. This is really the simplest explanation i can give, if you want more tips or explanation ask me. I’ll reply for free and not charge money like these losers who don’t even propery teach
@Daniiii4u
9 ай бұрын
What if they got a gang behind them
@adamgardener8624
9 ай бұрын
I will kick your ass and ten of your friends at the same time. Easily.
@olakpasa6486
8 ай бұрын
@@Daniiii4uyou stfu and give them your money
@olakpasa6486
8 ай бұрын
Very solid advance , but you should have mentioned that keeping distance is very important , most untrained people tend to get way to close to connect the punch efectivly
@slveepy_head9783
8 ай бұрын
good advice but i wouldnt say ur a pussy js cuz you run away best to avoid a fight because you never know if the person has friends or a weapon. But if they get all close or try to strike first then ye
@jcravidaz
8 ай бұрын
first option is always run remember this guys
@thatolddragon5560
4 ай бұрын
Thats how you get bullied the rest of your puss life.
@Hanta-ita
11 күн бұрын
How to win a street fight: .... WHY ARE YOU STANDING THERE! RUN
@harshitawasthi8742
3 ай бұрын
Instructions not clear I'm in heaven now
@jiveturkeylee
8 ай бұрын
If you are approached like that and you don't have a pistol, you should bounce as you first option
@harramkhan1575
8 ай бұрын
“ Always Strike First ” ~ Master Oooogway ☠️✌🏻
@justairyx
8 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear: They became my friend and we hang out together.
@AniketKumar-fr8re
6 ай бұрын
Strike first, Strike hard, No Mercy -Cobra Kai
@AtlasStorm417
8 ай бұрын
The real way to win a fight is to train for several years straight, no missed days, and study the most practical martial arts. Even after all of that, losing is still possible.
@z1NKA1
7 күн бұрын
*First strike* *Head hit* *CRITICAL* *PERFECT* Achievement unlocked: "No bruises"
@aleetapala5950
8 ай бұрын
"I spent money on this." Yeah, no sh*t😂
@Official_NDRCLAN
Ай бұрын
"How much you paid your barber" "0.7£"
@taijeronevera
8 ай бұрын
I do this if someone gets close to me and talks to me "WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT DO YOU WANT"
@AStixMatism
5 ай бұрын
"Hey! How are yo-" This guy's viewers: "STRIKE FIRST STRIKE HARD NO MERCY"
@erzagntg
14 күн бұрын
Bro fighting in another realm
@SwarfCrawler
Ай бұрын
How to win a streetfight: Telegraph MORE than a standard telegraph?
@CntPrt
Ай бұрын
Some old lady came up to me asking for directions I can definitely say this technique worked perfectly.
@AP-lp7bm
8 ай бұрын
Strike hard Strike first No mercy
@woodyttv
8 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear, he complimented my shoes and now I’m in jail for assault
@paulholguin8255
6 ай бұрын
Coming from someone that has some experience, never swing first. That’s why you have to defend yourself if they swing first.
@lifeofvinyl3003
23 күн бұрын
I went to the B&Q gardening section and the guy asked me if I wanted decking. Luckily I got the first punch in!
@AzizSdiri
7 ай бұрын
Knowing when to hit first is a very valuable skill
@BigBishop609
6 ай бұрын
I'm 36 and definitely need to keep this in mind. Clever and effective
@roberthunton8175
9 ай бұрын
The moment he asked the shoe size I knew it was about to get ugly
@Rice795
4 ай бұрын
How to call a police officer part 1.
@steakcakegrillbake5444
2 ай бұрын
Bless you.
@adrinchase6911
Ай бұрын
Instructions unclear: the guy got back up and beat the shit out of me
@Traffc_conejpg
4 ай бұрын
"Hey, could you please tell me what time it-" *gets choke slammed*
@HoliGallistur1023
9 күн бұрын
How to survive getting robbed ✅
@lucasthebigl
8 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear: An old lady asked what size i wore and i stone cold stunned her I am now facing aggravated assault charges
@confidential1661
Ай бұрын
We be winning the Oscars with this one🗣️🗣️🗣️👽👽😈⚡👑⚪🔥👑👑🗣️🗣️💯
@blooharrison8105
5 ай бұрын
Win a street fight against your barber
@Usa____________oilwhere
2 ай бұрын
Strike first Strike hard No mercy 👇
@SennokiZ
8 ай бұрын
My friend: Yo man slide me some money My mind: Strike first!
@Ive16
5 ай бұрын
best way to avoid is to run away
@Kirito_7
8 ай бұрын
Bro took "Strike first, strike hard, no mercy!" a little seriously💀💀
@Artem-qc7lk
7 ай бұрын
Thanks for the tip Grandma was NOT ready for it 👍👍
@thefrilledpalhair596
8 ай бұрын
For anyone who didn’t notice he pulled a spoon that’s supposed to represent a knife so I mean if I guy pulls a knife you can run or attack first
@Echeval1er
2 ай бұрын
"what size are those?' " size 15" "fuck thats too big"
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