The guy from Duck Dynasty comparing himself to MLK and the soldiers who stormed Normandy is infuriating
@drownsinkoolaid4203
7 жыл бұрын
Dylan B But yet the target audience seems fine with some lazy, rich fuck telling them how shit works. And yet they feel it's respectable :P
@jacksparrowismydaddy
7 жыл бұрын
didn't he advocate sex with minors?
@wolv0223
7 жыл бұрын
I mean, he does have some similarities. They're all humans, they all talk, and he and the D-Day forces have the same number of guns, and Phil *painfully remembers I share his name* , MLKJ, and some of the D-Day soldiers were from the South, and I'm sure some were named Phillip or Philip... I mean, the comparisons end there, and really, they're quite superficial, especially relating to MLKJ, but... uh... Wait, why am I even defending this country nut, even as a joke?
@Ugly_German_Truths
7 жыл бұрын
IDK to me he looks and sounds like Osama bin Christian... He needs a lot of positive associations to get rid of that impression. and it's not working as MLK while fighting for a respectable and just cause did so with the weapons of a christian apologist... I'm not sure what he would fight for if he lived today. Or how he would argue about stuff like LGBT rights or marriage equality. Remember: there were bibles thumped on BOTH sides of the abolition debate and the outrage by the slavery-enthusiasts was louder and angrier than those that fought for the banning of slavery! Likewise every single civil rights struggle ever since... women, colored, different sexual or gender identities... all are mostly opposed by religious zealots that wave their bibles and shout out bible quotes "demonstrating" that their god is against it... You can justify just about any human opinion with the right bible verse.
@grapheist612
7 жыл бұрын
What really got me is that the alcoholic abusive fucktard that produced this now holds a position of power over all of us and we have to listen to his style of propaganda being shit out from the White House podium every. single. day. for the next. four. years (probably).
@sagecolvard9644
4 жыл бұрын
"Hugo, if you stay in the closet, the duck people win". This hits differently now.
@alexwalker3824
4 жыл бұрын
It aged like fine wine
@Christine-tp5pv
7 жыл бұрын
Steve Bannon looks like he lives out of a liquor store
@Abedeuss
7 жыл бұрын
He's the avatar of the God of Psoriasis.
@MRCOLOURfilld
7 жыл бұрын
And funnily enough Dionysus is the god of insanity.
@AxelLeJeff
7 жыл бұрын
I thought dionysus was the god of hedonism.
@MRCOLOURfilld
7 жыл бұрын
+Jeffman12 wine, revelry, leopards, and insanity. The thing about pantheons is that gods usually have multiple things under their purview. Like athena is strategy, wisdom, and olives (and other stuff). Or poseidon is the ocean and HORSES!
@BaronVonQuiply
7 жыл бұрын
I had the same thought, the pic just screams alcoholism and I'm not really all that great on picking up on inebriation.
@Christine-tp5pv
7 жыл бұрын
I have to say despite the dick jokes rife throughout your content, you guys really do know your shit. This review was really articulate with the background on Citizens United and the criticism of the movie's cinematography and use of propaganda. This is the content I came for
@robinthrush9672
7 жыл бұрын
You should watch Sir Sic's PI AI assembly video.
@AxelLeJeff
7 жыл бұрын
And this is the content I cum here for.
@mathew_monkbot1018
7 жыл бұрын
I came for the dick.... Jokes.
@kingcoheed1208
7 жыл бұрын
There's A Snake In My Bootleg we come for the Dick Jokes and stay for the intelligence discussion... and the dick jokes
@theploymaker
7 жыл бұрын
cartmanrlsusall I was gonna say dick jokes are the content I *came* for but you beat me to the joke. gg
@SynthMusicWorld
7 жыл бұрын
"It ain't easy being me!" Your typical Christian multimillionaire media martyr.
@strawberryfields9762
4 жыл бұрын
*”Little Spanish flea” starts playing in the background.....*
@MrGeocidal
7 жыл бұрын
So he's saying the pilgrims were fleeing for the ungodly king of England. Doesn't he realise that the king of england at the time was James I, the king who produced his favourite translation of the Bible, the KJV?
@tubian323
5 жыл бұрын
I guess not.
@owenmiddleton1626
5 жыл бұрын
Yes I was Baffled by this with how much he doubles down on the link between America and Christians. I was expecting him to turn around and say the mormans beat Hitler
@darksideofthemoon488
4 жыл бұрын
I hear once you tell that to an Evangelical, he disappears into the 4th Dimension.
@owenmiddleton1626
4 жыл бұрын
@@darksideofthemoon488 Here's hoping!
@firefly4f4
7 жыл бұрын
"When man stops believing in God, he'll believe in anything." It's more the other way around: if a man will believe in a deity, he'll believe in anything, particularly if he thinks that deity commands it.
@elephystry
7 жыл бұрын
firefly4f4 If an atheist would believe in anything, why aren't they theists? THEISM IS FOR THE WEAK MINDED.
@MegaChickenfish
7 жыл бұрын
Pretty much. Off the top of my head: -talking donkeys ("I'm making waffles!") -fire breathing dragons -multi-headed dragons (that may or may not breathe fire. At least one head can breathe water) -giants -Many-Eyed Ones/Beholders -unnamed humanoids with scorpion tails -demigods It's why they target children. If they can get them to swallow one, all-encompassing claim first ("god exists") then that one can be used to justify anything else, no matter how insane. "God planted dinosaur bones and artificially aged them for the lulz." gets met with "sure, why not?"
@SkywalkerBatPrime
7 жыл бұрын
firefly4f4 "You know those teetotoddlers, always drinking and driving."
@PrincessNinja007
7 жыл бұрын
danimalcollective1 Even more interesting is an article I'm too tired to find again that explains food as the new religion. We have a need for a place in the universe, where we're part of a group, but the group that's different from THE group (the same way people take pride in hating fads), an explanation for the world's ills, and a sense of morals. Being in the "non-gmo denomination", the "gluten-free denomination" etc makes you a part of the group, separate from the "junk food" group. All the bad things in the world are because our food is overprocessed. And those who follow clean diets are "good" and "pure". tl:dr, we're so desperate for religion that we worship food
@tekbarrier
7 жыл бұрын
firefly4f4 I've had not one but two Christians tell me (face-to-face, not online) that if they felt God was telling them to kill someone, they would be obedient and do it. That's fucking scary.
@FrizzKid05
7 жыл бұрын
"This link between human rights and belief in god is crucial." You know? Like the time christians had control of the government and murdered people who were accused of witch craft. Because torturing them without evidence that they are anything other than human...and then using the outcome of the torture is TOTALLY respecting of human rights. lol. Also, the KKK was TOTES respectful of human rights and didn't they believe in Robertson's god?
@DarkArtistKaiser
6 жыл бұрын
While I would agree, I should note the last century showed you didn't need religion to murder millions of people, as well as torture them.
@spencerzumwalt8957
4 жыл бұрын
@@No-hf5xb What an ignorant statement. Your "god" is responsible for countless murders and crimes against humanity. The bible condones slavery, rape, genocide and incest. Great book you got there.
@kelman727
4 жыл бұрын
VlaDDrakkeN Like Pol Pot (Buddhist); Hitler (raised Catholic, stuffed full of occultist bs); or Stalin (former seminarian) who credited the church with teaching him how to rule by terror.
@beckums83
7 жыл бұрын
People like Phil are why smart people are exploring space with the utmost urgency.
@nathanmckenzie904
7 жыл бұрын
To ship those fundamentalist fuckers off to pluto
@CatHasOpinions734
6 жыл бұрын
Well, yes, but more because of the climate change denial than anything else. I mean, most of his ideals are things I'd LIKE not to share a planet with, but there's only one that's actively making the planet non-viable.
@dungeonsanddoggos5086
7 жыл бұрын
Title is Hugo and Jake Watch instead of Atheists watch, I was right, I knew that watching this "movie" would quickly convert them to the cult of duck sounds, Gawd worship, bad reality TV, and suppressed homosexuality paraded as homophobia that is Duck Dynasty-ism, RIP
@gr8z0mbiejesus
7 жыл бұрын
My guess would be adpocalypse-friendlier version of the title... but your thing is also possible
@dungeonsanddoggos5086
7 жыл бұрын
you're not wrong
@pooperscooperltm6312
4 жыл бұрын
50:10 "If you stay in the closet, the duck people win" This joke has aged so well
@peterjones4337
10 ай бұрын
took the words out of my mouth
@robinthrush9672
7 жыл бұрын
Why does "Glittering Steel" sound like a gay porn star name? Or Marvel's updated version of the DC character.
@ToxicAudri
7 жыл бұрын
Silver Surfer moonlights as a gay porn star.
@IronPiedmont
7 жыл бұрын
It's sounds like a My Little Pony OC.
@owenmiddleton1626
5 жыл бұрын
I am so checking but and I'm confident that it's the name of at least a male stripper
@randykopycinski7
7 жыл бұрын
16:55 “Social Darmundism" 17:42 "Planned Parrothood" I hope for his sake that Robertson can spell those words better than he pronounces them.
@elephystry
6 жыл бұрын
Randy Kopycinski “Frederick Nietzschi”
@ilikeme1234
6 жыл бұрын
"Cumquist" somewhere in the 38min mark
@zanderghoultwo.4832
6 жыл бұрын
16:55: mispronouncing social Darwinism 17:42: mispronouncing Planned Parenthood 39:18: mispronouncing "endowed," "by our," and "creator" 39:23: he pronounces "inalienable" as "unalienable" I can go on until the inevitable heat death of the universe but I'd rather save my sanity.
@QJ89
5 жыл бұрын
- Vayoo - Popera - Christins Phil can't pronounce words with "l" in them.
@owenmiddleton1626
5 жыл бұрын
Oh poor thing his company is normally Ducks and they are not famous for criticizing Diction
@mitchelldrake6069
7 жыл бұрын
As soon as I heard Bannon mentioned, I gave a tired sigh, paused the video, searched for nearby alcohol, and then continued.
@mitchelldrake6069
7 жыл бұрын
SnowPhoniex Nearest thing was a half of a Kahlua mudslide pre-mix bottle. Didn't help much
@HeyitsTom999
7 жыл бұрын
Mitchell Drake sounds delicious though.
@Soliy87
7 жыл бұрын
"Jake You blue eyed dream boat"
@boogerf3679
7 жыл бұрын
"wears camo and has a wizard beard" Bwahahha
@utah133
7 жыл бұрын
Steve Bannon looks like he eats cigarettes.
@sevret313
7 жыл бұрын
What do US have that France doesn't have? The death penalty. I guess their argument about man deciding human worth is void.
@sam_humanvariant
7 жыл бұрын
Hugo and Jake = cutest couple on KZitem
@mojoforthewin3069
7 жыл бұрын
LittleMiss Biscuit They will be married in the spring.
@Spudcosmiccc
7 жыл бұрын
You must have some low standards
@strawberryfields9762
4 жыл бұрын
The fact that they have to deal with asshats like Ray Comfort and Phil Robinson. Means we’ve already failed. Hannah. Jake. I’m so sorry!😂
@josephroszell
7 жыл бұрын
"Glittering steel" is the gayest name I've ever heard "flaming rods" would be much less gay. It should be the name of the gay terminator...... Michael j white is...glittering steel "I'll be back back to suck your balls dry!!" Guy behind counter instantly buzzes in 'glittering steel' with an eager look on his face and says "get your glittering steel in here!"
@ToxicAudri
7 жыл бұрын
See I had more of this vision of someone like the Silver surfer moonlighting as a gay porn star named glittering steel.
@IronPiedmont
7 жыл бұрын
It also sounds like the name of an My Little Pony OC.
@skelskeleton
7 жыл бұрын
Im just picturing silver surfer flying in doing the wrist thing with his hand on his hips.
@tekbarrier
7 жыл бұрын
IronPiedmont1996 I'm stealing your idea
@SailorJenova
7 жыл бұрын
Do the movie 'Loving The Bad Man' ....that movie should be in the horror section, and would be the only horror movie that I hated *_BECAUSE_* it actually scared/disgusted me.
@fashionpatrol2214
7 жыл бұрын
JESUS CHRIST!
@troyschulz2318
7 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ.... . . . . Stephen Baldwin is horrifying.
@michaeledwards6683
7 жыл бұрын
I actually watched that crazy ass movie 2 years ago and wrote a song about a man killing a guy who raped his wife named "Hating the Bad Man".
@pronounsinmybio
7 жыл бұрын
Oh fuck. Please do this. And If Footman Tire You. And The Burning Hell. And then, get therapy. Lots of therapy.
@fashionpatrol2214
7 жыл бұрын
+E115 Your guess was correct, the movie is about a rape victim who shows compassion to the rapist.
@thesterndragoon9159
7 жыл бұрын
I want an "uncut" director's special edition release with Jake and Hugo going FULLY into the French and American historic inaccuracies of the extremist nut job Christian myths regarding significant events. As an atheist who loves history, I'd eat it up and watch them take Phil and Bannon down SO many times.
@Kittsuki
7 жыл бұрын
How conceited do you have to be to actually believe that ALL GOOD AND BASIC MORALS come from YOUR religion alone, and everyone else would just descend into chaotic anarchy without it?
@katzpajamas2
6 жыл бұрын
You'd be shocked.
@Ailobyte
4 жыл бұрын
"Im not gay, I have a girlfriend" Oof that didn't age well. Did it, Hannah?
@KraigFang
7 жыл бұрын
Wow! Hugo lost a lot of weight. Good job, keep it up!
@terryfuldsgaming7995
7 жыл бұрын
GFY Productions ...but his face still looks fat...
@Keviamaya
7 жыл бұрын
Lemming Herder One step at the time my friend. One step at the time...Sexy Hugo is coming.
@sabsab878
7 жыл бұрын
Well, I dunno...I think he is already attractive. Both of them. Anyway, good work, Hugo!
@manband20
7 жыл бұрын
Sexy Hugo is coming. Me Gusta ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@hi-friaudioman
7 жыл бұрын
GFY Productions Go fuck yourself... productions. I dig it.
@EvocativeKitsune
7 жыл бұрын
Whoa, I'm in America? *Takes cover*
@BarabusDantioch
7 жыл бұрын
Connor C Ahhhhh! the idiocy burns!
@robyngiesbrecht5206
4 жыл бұрын
egg hannah: im not gay, my girlfriend is in the next room hannah now: so that was a lie
@bajablast7175
3 жыл бұрын
Trueeeee
@vebdaklu
3 жыл бұрын
How was that a lie?
@terryfuldsgaming7995
7 жыл бұрын
Phil Robertson thinks God is Athena?!?! So God IS a woman?
@witchhammer1093
7 жыл бұрын
Lemming Herder yep
@Makarosc
4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@terryfuldsgaming7995
7 жыл бұрын
anyone else notice that Christian fanatics and Muslim fanatics look the same? compare Phil to Osama bin Laden.
@kijiji93
6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that Cambridge analytica Steve Bannon’s connection bit has aged QUITE well....
@JesseSelbert
7 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love your work! As an ex Jehovah's Witness I would love to see you guys review some of the Jehovah's Witness propaganda movies like: "What Is True Love" or "The Prodigal Returns". There are a few others including cartoons for the indoctrination of kids... anywho, keep on keeping on!
@JoelRiter
7 жыл бұрын
Jesse Selbert Look up Telltale Atheist. Underrated Atheist KZitem's who was an ex JW and does a lot of their propaganda.
@mrnonsense1031
6 жыл бұрын
TBR and TJ Kirk were the first atheist channels I found since becoming an atheist. (I'm a recovering catholic myself.)
@julian1259
7 жыл бұрын
the long awaited review...good way to start off my birthday
@BEEEELEEEE
7 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday
@julian1259
7 жыл бұрын
BEEELEEE thank yoooou
@julian1259
7 жыл бұрын
paytoncntrll7 equally accepted, I've been up all night so I'm getting on that.
@svartfrasr9755
7 жыл бұрын
I'd like to offer a neutral birthday. I mean, you never know how it's gonna go down, but it's still your birthday. :D
@julian1259
7 жыл бұрын
Svart fra Sør i just had my Joe so it's looking that way lol
@alluneedislessthan3
7 жыл бұрын
I'm barely 5 minutes in and I'm already stressed beyond belief.
@alluneedislessthan3
7 жыл бұрын
*pun unintended but I'll take it.
@JohnHummel502
7 жыл бұрын
alluneedislessthan3 stay strong! You can get through it!
@anarchistathena
7 жыл бұрын
I like how he perfectly throws the bible onto the pedestal behind him.
@kspree5341
7 жыл бұрын
Joshua Rowley I wonder how many times he tried before it worked flawlessly
@P-lo_ol-9
7 жыл бұрын
2 times. Watch the entire video
@salacioust6616
7 жыл бұрын
Hey, Jake finally got a Hugo-quality camera!
@VSPhotfries
7 жыл бұрын
Before I even watch this, I have to do damage control as a gun owner: That guy, despite handling weapons for years, does not know how to carry a fucking gun without sweeping someone (himself included) with the barrel. ..This could mean he kills himself by mistake, as a plus...
@kford9271
7 жыл бұрын
"And with that Phil won the argument because he block Jake on twitter." I died of laughter
@bleeters5984
7 жыл бұрын
The main thing I'm taking away from this is that Bibleman could beat Captain America in a fight.
@daraghokane4236
7 жыл бұрын
Bleeters Bible man is like the spector he beats dc and marvel earth with ease
@kevinbergman3784
7 жыл бұрын
Blasphemy! 😠🇺🇸
@mrnonsense1031
6 жыл бұрын
How about a face off between Bibleman and Wonder Woman. (Clue: Bibleman gets his ass handed to him.)
@daraghokane4236
6 жыл бұрын
MrFunnyGuy015 God answers his prayers wonder woman gets put in her place. He will quote some scripture about how women should be silent and submissive so she shuts up and listens to him
@daraghokane4236
6 жыл бұрын
MrFunnyGuy015 the spector took away the justice leagues powers once if he can do it Bible man can
@toetotipthatsabart5048
7 жыл бұрын
You could make a religion out of this n o d o n t
@theatheistbrony9332
7 жыл бұрын
I would like to point out the Pilgrims didn't give a flying fuck about freedom of religion. They cared about their freedom to practice their religion. They had no problems persecuting others when the chances came up.
@NikkyKicks
7 жыл бұрын
Came for the dick jokes, stayed for the intense overwhelming rage and fear for the future of America.
@LeafseasonMagbag
7 жыл бұрын
I am surprised you guys survived this thing. We all thank you for your effort.
@Mel-ku5ph
7 жыл бұрын
You put so much effort into your work. Love you guys!
@Teletron5000
7 жыл бұрын
This is an amazing review. The research and the comedy is all great. All the skits and planning was worth it. Great Job.
@iconovast
7 жыл бұрын
It's hard to keep up with all the bullshit that this film throws at you. You guys did one hell of a great job with your responses, though.
@spaceletsgothere8906
7 жыл бұрын
These are all the same people who keep taking away my stem cells. I want to cure parkinson's, but how can I do that without my stem cells. WHERE ARE MY STEM CELLS BANNON? WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY STEM CELLS?
@talyahr3302
7 жыл бұрын
Great review!!! You guys really put in the time to research in order to bring us the best content. The effort is definitely noticeable. So thanks guys (: Can't wait for part 2!
@maryssalynnemedley8871
7 жыл бұрын
I literally live to watch yalls videos, I adore both of you.
@flibbertygibbet
7 жыл бұрын
I always hear in my head when Christians get nasty about other people doing the same shit they do. Christian- "But, it's classy when I do it".
@BaronVonWolfe19
7 жыл бұрын
The tragedy of these conservative Christian films is that they will convert nobody, and will serve only to entertain fools and embarrass irreligious conservatives like myself. I literally could not disengage my forefinger and thumb from the bridge of my nose for the duration of the video. Jesus Christ.
@MarquisLeary34
7 жыл бұрын
Preaching to the Choir films. It's masturbatory and only for self affirmation.
@vitamindubya
7 жыл бұрын
Bad Day Jay do go on?
@JoshBearheart
7 жыл бұрын
These 2 parters are killing me! I wanna see it all in one shot, even if it was 2 hours long. You guys are great, keep being awesome!
@Bluetakkun
7 жыл бұрын
omg, this is my new favorite movie review, guys. Thorough, informative and quite hilarious. You guys rock, please keep it up :)
@SuperNemx
7 жыл бұрын
Paul's epistles are to cities he did missionary work in. He visited them years ago, and the letters were more or less a kind of "hey, how you doing, you're still christian right?" so even in the context of the letters being factual, it makes sense that Paul had been a christian long before writing any of the letters.
@knerf999
7 жыл бұрын
"ya done yet i allmost beat gannon" Why are you tapping the shoulder buttons like that! You're not beating gannon!
@TrashBunBun
7 жыл бұрын
Man I need to tune in more, you guys are awesome!
@aresvepe
7 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best movie reviews you guys have made, you go so in depth and articulate with your arguments, this was so great
@JThom529
7 жыл бұрын
You bastards, you made no indication that this was a two-parter until close to the end of the video. This is going to be the death of me WHYYYYYY 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@unwingedwren9907
7 жыл бұрын
Tobisaru They've been saying it would be a two parter for a couple videos now when they explained why it was taking time to get out.
@elephystry
7 жыл бұрын
unwinged wren I wasn't here for those videos doe
@memorarenz
7 жыл бұрын
This review = evidence of a merciful God.
@monsterram6617
7 жыл бұрын
Yep, the God of cancer.
@Egalitariat-likesecretariat
7 жыл бұрын
Well this thread became a shitfest pretty fucking fast.
@RushGamma
7 жыл бұрын
Mat Mem My small penis = evidence of a douche god.
@carybeweary7209
6 жыл бұрын
RushyG lol I feel ya. I got the same prob.
@VivaLaVida96
7 жыл бұрын
i have been looking forward to this sense the trailer you talked about!!
@platypusburger2800
7 жыл бұрын
I saw it, Hugo, and I'm impressed. Two takes is great.
@MayDayMei98
7 жыл бұрын
I love you Jugo and Hake
@amandar3598
7 жыл бұрын
You guys should review alongside night, it's a libertarian propaganda film with professor from gods not dead
@jackhenderson1039
7 жыл бұрын
I don't think that's really their sort of thing.
@amandar3598
7 жыл бұрын
A Piece Of Bread I don't know they talk about politics sometimes. Also it's really funny.
@farmerboy916
7 жыл бұрын
Amanda R I think they should do left/ centrist propeganda films, just because that's the way they lean.
@amandar3598
7 жыл бұрын
Senidras 238 thanks dude I couldn't remember how to spell Sorbo:)
@farmerboy916
7 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's based on a book. And there's so many types of anarchism; I looked it up, that is agorism. Of course we have to ask ourselves which agorism, that's been used to describe several different philosophies which range the left/ right divide and some are compatible with various other types of anarchism but not others, etc. Though considering it's based more directly on Konkin and dedicated to him I'd say it's far left and not used like most people use agorism today, so I'd agree that specific one probably does suck. Please, do tell me more about how you know enough about anarchism to discredit it as a whole.
@shaydedsoul
7 жыл бұрын
you guys always improve my day. I could be having the shitiest day ever, but then I see a NEW Bible reloaded and I am stoked! Great episode, super-needed your collective awesomery
@kleptopolarbear1609
7 жыл бұрын
I only need to watch 8 minutes of this video to know this is really the best work you've done so far
@martinteel
7 жыл бұрын
Its fun watch to see you guys review these movies, your jokes are great plus it forces you to do more. It's like the bastard child of torture porn and comedy.
@nathanduncan2230
7 жыл бұрын
WTF cc? you made it big kid!
@joshsizemore348
7 жыл бұрын
This has steadily evolved into my favorite KZitem channel you guys are fucking awesome
@jackskellingtonsora
7 жыл бұрын
I remember when that trailer came out. It got me legitimately pumped for the inevitable TBR review.
@Nightstormshadow1
7 жыл бұрын
i had a big question. what will you guys do when you finish the bible. like.... if you giys finish reading threw the whole boble will your channle just become this? or will you move onto another religious text?
@vegasflyboy67
7 жыл бұрын
It's the most selfish and pretentious among us who pretend they know of gods.
@robear9577
7 жыл бұрын
Proud of you for that SWEET trickshot! Way to go Hugo! :D
@HiEv001
7 жыл бұрын
Damn, guys. Knocking it out of the park on this one. Keep it up! :-)
@trustnoone81
7 жыл бұрын
The first example that came to my mind as an example of what Christianity was in ancient Roman times, I was thinking Scientology today.
@vitamindubya
7 жыл бұрын
trustnoone81 but they are tax exempt so the analogy doesn't hold
@MikeyG_f-of-x
7 жыл бұрын
Watching this before Bannon orders a take-down. Of either the video or Hugo and Jake.
@horisontial
7 жыл бұрын
You look really good Hugo! Really, as good as could be expected....
@fuckingwow
7 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the hell out of you two.
@daylightbright7675
7 жыл бұрын
*Deep weary sigh* It's funny how christians imply you can't have morals without god. Yes because I don't believe in a magical sky wizard I have no love for other people, no concept of right or wrong and no desire to do good. Sounds legit 😧
@eb6510
7 жыл бұрын
Hugo and Jake? More like Hugo and Joke! I'm sorry Jake I love you.
@PatrickLink
7 жыл бұрын
Great job on this one guys, thanks!
@wickedcat8030
7 жыл бұрын
Yesssss, finally. Been waiting for this since the trailer
@baxskopog2375
7 жыл бұрын
Also Christians were never fed to lions that one's a myth, it's even questionable as to how many stories of Christian martyrdom and execution by the Roman Empire are even true because a lot of those sources are from early Christian writers long after the executions they supposedly wrote about.
@geoffreysorkin5774
5 жыл бұрын
There was one emperor who executed Christians. Secular historians estimate that the actual number of martyred Christians (by the Roman government) was under 100. Which for the record is under 100 too many.
@TheDarthbinky
4 жыл бұрын
@@geoffreysorkin5774 Decius is the Emperor who did the persecution that Hugo discusses in the video. Diocletian was another- interestingly, Diocletian focused mostly on the clergy, which is probably why we know so much about that one (the clergy were the ones who knew how to write and we still have a lot of what they wrote). There were a few others, but those are the big two. Also of note, both did their persecutions largely for political reasons- Diocletian, for example, wanted to "Make Rome Great Again" after the Crisis of the Third Century (about 50-ish years of civil wars and chaos that nearly ended the Empire) and decided that getting rid of the new religion was a good way of doing so. And to be honest, state-sponsored persecution of the Christians was actually super rare. I saw an estimate once that of the 270 or so years between when Jesus was supposedly executed and when Constantine legalized the religion, there were only about 10 years of state-sponsored persecution. The rest was mostly anti-Christian rioting because Christians were generally viewed much like the Jews were viewed by Christians in Medieval Europe- untrustworthy people living separately on the fringe of society with their own secret rituals and language.
@agingerbeard
7 жыл бұрын
46:00 don't hold in your screams of anguish, you might lash out in your sleep and kill someone.
@strawberryfields9762
7 жыл бұрын
Yasss, I've been waiting, thanks Hannah and Jake👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@peks0556
7 жыл бұрын
Well this just made my week! thanks!
@Furiouswang1337
7 жыл бұрын
I'm still hoping for a movie review or chick tract crossover with Brad (The Cinema Snob).
@witchhammer1093
7 жыл бұрын
i liked the part when you threw the bible at captain America's shield while phil was talking about how america is christian lol i guess he replaced america with the bible
@jamilynn322
6 жыл бұрын
Brought here from a link on Wonkette - subscribed IMMEDIATELY. And Jake, don't let Hugo bring your fighting...uh, skills down. You keep working that jab, little buckaroo. :-)
@beastlynessofawesom3
7 жыл бұрын
dont apologize for 2 hours of dope ass content lmfao were all excited for it
@imstandingrightbehindyou.6987
7 жыл бұрын
Damn this video is 1 hour long but as always i have nothing else to do so lets get into it.
@gemmamorris3882
7 жыл бұрын
It was totally worth it though wasn't it?
@djynfxxbdhtbrn6854
7 жыл бұрын
For God's sake, Jakey. Start a fuckin history channel.
@MsDjessa
7 жыл бұрын
First a new animation movie by Phelous and now this. KZitem is giving me nice treats today. : )
@alexeiszemborski5555
7 жыл бұрын
hugo, your ability to tell me things at an assault rifle pace both without skipping a beat and without cluttering the words or fucking up is beautiful.
@greggreg2027
7 жыл бұрын
CC made it big time!
@SS4Inferno
7 жыл бұрын
Hey, where can I get the funding to sit on my ass telling lies and sell it as a movie?
@lowpolyzoe
7 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see more of this it's great
@lilo19951995
7 жыл бұрын
waiting patiently for second part these vids go so good with a beer
@rainbowblossom143
7 жыл бұрын
Is this movie seriously just an hour and a half of him talking? JFC. Even if I was a christian i would find that exhausting. Idk. I was raised in evangelical houses (my parents were divorced but somehow still evangelical) and we had to watch a ton of stupid stuff but even this, just a guy talking who sounds like a second rate Morgan Freeman, would just be painful.
@scottplumer3668
7 жыл бұрын
They had to add all the fancy production because Phil is so damn dull.
@wickedlee664
7 жыл бұрын
This channel just keeps getting better!!
@foxjesus4411
7 жыл бұрын
I've been watching this channel for about 3 years now, and I only just realized I had Hugo and Jake's names switched in my head.
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