The rights of humans to build these guns are guaranteed by the Galaxy Constitution Second Amendment.
@Shinobubu
5 ай бұрын
The 19th amendment is the Oopsie Daisy amendment.
@aleisterlavey9716
5 ай бұрын
Good. I have construction plans to turn a smaller galaxy into a mass driver that shoots 50 suns per second at a speed of 0.97C . I just need some investors 😂
@theplaintech
5 ай бұрын
@@aleisterlavey9716 Avoid the Ferengi.
@mikethurman3147
5 ай бұрын
God's own Garand. "In space, no one can hear the ping"
@dragongreek9059
5 ай бұрын
That is heresy
@sekarmaltum1695
4 ай бұрын
the big bang W A S the ping XD XD
@warhawkbm
3 ай бұрын
BFG - 10000 = Standard Human Sidearm
@liamcordery114
Ай бұрын
A Human Engineer: Not yet! :)
@thedarcbird
5 ай бұрын
11/10 the funniest sci fi story I've heard.... EVER!
@MultiTimelady
5 ай бұрын
I never thought that any other story would outdo "When a Human Says Whoops". And bang,here we are
@subzero1456
5 ай бұрын
You should look up an HFY story "When humans don't know how to die" I was laughing even harder at that story. But that's not to say this one wasn't any more less enjoyable and funny.
@MultiTimelady
5 ай бұрын
Now I know I have to find it@@subzero1456
@diarradunlap9337
5 ай бұрын
Human ship: "My Iowa-Class ancestors used to remove mountains and ISLANDS from the planet Earth back in the 20th Century. They'd be PROUD of me if they could see me now!"
@STLPLAYB0Y
5 ай бұрын
This is what will happen if Texas becomes the global government of the planet😅
@David-mo4st
3 ай бұрын
Thank you very much. Yes that is what we Texicans would do. But don't forget our great BBQ
@sergent40
5 ай бұрын
I tried to stifle my laughter so I wouldn't wake my wife. But it didn't work, apparently my silent laughing was shaking the bed really hard. She woke up in a half panic thinking that the New Madrid fault had gone. Of course when she told me that, I couldn't help but laugh even harder. I'm still laughing about this story and what my wife said, except I'm no longer in the bed or the bedroom. I've just finished making my bed on the couch in the den, now I'm looking for another story similar to this one. Don't worry about me, my wife will get over it in a week or two, after I get tired of teasing her about it... ROCLOL, that's Rolls on Couch LOL
@thedarcbird
4 ай бұрын
Are you forgiven now?
@BuhoPnu
5 ай бұрын
Alternate title: Aliens learn the meaning of “Say Hello To My Little Friend!” 😂
@davidt.5513
5 ай бұрын
It won't be that "little" 😂😂
@BuhoPnu
5 ай бұрын
@@davidt.5513 When you’re on the wrong end of any gun, is it little?
@mayhem1577
5 ай бұрын
i thought it was "hold my beer"
@mvpdjg4965
4 ай бұрын
When he said "I prayed to my gods at least if the humans haven't killed them already we aren't sure" I died laughing
@alexanderrosario8569
5 ай бұрын
The AK-47 ah yes they made a ship into a meme and broke the alien to the point he just pushes the button bc he knows there is nothing he could do lmao
@jpjp99
5 ай бұрын
That caught me big time was not expecting them to build an actual AK-47 shaped gunship that works
@MrAzazeel
5 ай бұрын
Just give me the damned button 😂 Yup i would have done the same
@MikeOswald-zh4zv
5 ай бұрын
We killed your god my bad had me rolling on the floor
@warhawkbm
3 ай бұрын
Glad they accidentally killed Chthulu with the railgun previously, next was a Great Devourer... accidentally protecting the universe...
@arunraj2905
5 ай бұрын
"Hey, good news. We found that your gods are real. Bad news, one of them is dead. Sorry. Here're some cookies. We will be much more careful with our experimental weapons test."😅😅😅
@davidt.5513
5 ай бұрын
It's 3 am and everyone is sleeping but boy this story is so relatable that I laughed nonstop and had to stop the video just to calm myself down to not wake up everyone 🤣🤣
@jpjp99
5 ай бұрын
Why not never know when u might need 50 foot m1grand 😂
@niyablake
5 ай бұрын
I was hopping for 500Ft Ma Deuce
@jpjp99
5 ай бұрын
@@niyablake Now that id like to see ☠️
@brettread6373
5 ай бұрын
MG42 firing 200 lb shells at about 800 to a 1000 rounds a minute. And a Garrand firing 30 Inch bullets . Love it 😅
@niyablake
5 ай бұрын
@@brettread6373 I hope you have spares for the MG42. But can we get a scaled up GAU-8
@brettread6373
5 ай бұрын
@niyablake hopefully that would be fun What would that be 280 lb depleted uranium rounds fired at over 2000 rounds a minute . I fired an MG3 once basically a modern MG42 .for a general purpose, Machine Gun it didn't half rip through its belt.
@rbtsubs
5 ай бұрын
Yup. They're from Texas And into anime
@joshp5432
5 ай бұрын
The Admiral joining in when faced with a monster M1 is 100% how it would have worked out.... except he might have also complained they didn't invite him for the previous firing lmao
@wboyd33
5 ай бұрын
2 things: 1. The poor guy is fully addicted to the red button & will be pushing them whenever he sees any while sceaming about crazy humans. 2. Wait until the humans start making mortars, artillery, & tanks into GINORMOUS ships!!! ...or swords, axes, & pole arms!!!
@insertjjs
5 ай бұрын
Humans trap alien with red button Pavlovian conditioning.
@loganshaw4527
5 ай бұрын
Ah yes that one human who had a dream of build the giant tank the mother of all tanks.
@jpjp99
5 ай бұрын
Just when he taught they were not going to build any more big ass guns low and behold a AK-47 gunship float,s by the window one look hold my beer gonna press this red bottin sure why not 😂
@arandomsystemglitch2398
5 ай бұрын
No we wont stop building big ass guns because its "funny" came here just to put this
@philliparanza491
5 ай бұрын
this story is one of the funniest ever, LOL all the way with this one. Well in this universe, bigger is better hell yeah!
@kacpermalina308
5 ай бұрын
29:07 we killed your god, sorry and good night.
@Fict1onMaster
5 ай бұрын
typical humans :)
@loganshaw4527
5 ай бұрын
@@Fict1onMaster it happens if you are descended form god killers. Old habit are hard to break.
@davidt.5513
5 ай бұрын
the best is the phrase "We had a minor miscalculation" 🤣🤣
@kacpermalina308
5 ай бұрын
@@davidt.5513 If they have big miscalculation it will be end of galaxy at least, meyby all universe.
@brightlord-ov7cm
5 ай бұрын
I wonder if whomever found out first that they killed a god if they said, "Whoopsie!" really loud.
@Shinobubu
5 ай бұрын
The AI trying to pronounce emotional screeching never gets old.
@samimermer1982
5 ай бұрын
The ping of a garand makes everyone smile. Shit, I would empty a clip in games just to hear that damn noise for fun without enemies in sight.
@niyablake
5 ай бұрын
youtuber mcnally has a video of him throwing a carpenter square at a metal object and it made that sound. In fact he belongs in one of these stories as he can throw and thing . there are videos of him tossing ice picks, screw drivers and spades at objects and making them stick. He picks locks with precession percussive
@MrAzazeel
5 ай бұрын
Hoot might want that m1 grand Edit: scratch that He will like it in it's entirety
@johnc6738
5 ай бұрын
Just give me that damn button. Yep he's coming around.
@justinsteele4756
5 ай бұрын
Omg that was the funniest coolest thing I have ever heard i laughed so hard yes we like big guns lol and sorry for all the aliens 👽 out there don’t be afraid we’re just crazy lol I loved this
@rashanmcrae9166
2 ай бұрын
The second they answer and get working space adaptive equipment were making every fictional ship / weapon / tank/ etc and making the aliens of the solar universe shit their pants and agree not to get into any war cause god forbid we make something that could turn a galaxy into a blackhole and just say Oops
@ssnerd583
5 ай бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA....OMG...this is some FYNNY SHIT right here!!! More!!!! More!!!!
@indianajones6687
5 ай бұрын
God killing gun I didn’t think I would hear that in this story but here we are
@niyablake
5 ай бұрын
oh there are more than one story were humans says oops, sorry we accidentally killed you god
@derbartschmied
5 ай бұрын
I love this. 😂 over the top humor is just my thing. Thanks for this, it makes me smile a lot.
@australiaisnotrealjustaska4379
5 ай бұрын
Holy crap this is the second time I've listened to this and I love it
@DanteOceanstorm
5 ай бұрын
I wanna see a sequel to this!!!! This is so funny!!!! XD
@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233
5 ай бұрын
By the end I startet to think, they built those big guns just for the reaction videos of the narrator.
@mayhem1577
5 ай бұрын
at first i was annoyed that the gun was so silly ....then a giant m1 garand came to mind with the ping narration.....and i said why not with a childish grin
@niyablake
5 ай бұрын
Watch as the clip ejects and crushes a c ar
@thezenithrage1006
4 ай бұрын
Same.. once i realised it was a grand. I giggled happily like a mad man.
@nomadsurvival4952
5 ай бұрын
That was hilarious.. Where's my Red Button...
@loganshaw4527
5 ай бұрын
I hear there is a game where you push a big red button over and over in a simulater.
@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233
5 ай бұрын
As the Emperor of Man so eloquently said : At the point in time when bullets can pass trough the interdimensional walls, when firepower takes up the entirety and eternity of space and time, all being stuck in a neverending life and death cycle as bullets recover and destroy their bodies in quick succession, no one able to think about anything but the sheer force of the bullets rapidly flying literally everywhere in the materium, turning the warp itself into nothing but a sea of semi-automatic weaponry. Then there will be enough dakka. Or. At least almost.
@helivarpalac2956
5 ай бұрын
Remember, my friends, if you do not hear the GAU, you are not the target.
@JTruong3rd
5 ай бұрын
So whats next? A giant Mossberg?
@Brotherbear-er7rn
5 ай бұрын
Who let the Kel Tec engineers into NASA?
@niyablake
5 ай бұрын
It was an accident at CERN and it brought back a slightly insane John Browning
@wilomica
5 ай бұрын
This was a fun read. subscribed!
@billyfletcher6022
5 ай бұрын
Not only is this a great story, it has the best narrator I have listened to in this genre.
@CatLemur-d1v
2 ай бұрын
99% of hfy narators are just TTS this is at least a decent AI narator, although I have some trouble believing its a real person because of weird pronounciations and stuff like that, although if you want an actual human narrator I found one single channel that has it called starbound hfy
@dragonriderabens9761
2 ай бұрын
@@CatLemur-d1v I'll have to look into them, but I tend to listen to Aggro Squirrels for HFY stories with a real person
@AdamG-mz2nb
5 ай бұрын
This makes us seem like the orks from 40k
@simonbarber5440
5 ай бұрын
We even have "Dakka!" AS in machine-gun Dakka-dakka-dakka .. the Ork National Anthem ...
@dragenfire68
2 ай бұрын
That's cuz we are.
@Shinobubu
5 ай бұрын
Also when the Humans says OOPS.
@luisortiz9017
5 ай бұрын
I think that part is the most funniest s*** I ever heard
@luisortiz9017
5 ай бұрын
It's not every day when a Humanity created a giant gun and "accidentally" killed an alien god of name devour and sent a basket of goodies and and the letter to said *oops*😂😂😂
@davidt.5513
5 ай бұрын
@@luisortiz9017 But that s*** is in a crazy way relatable🤣🤣
@Samqdf
5 ай бұрын
As for an answer as to why, one word is enough- Xenocide
@Mr-bw7yi
4 ай бұрын
However, true perfection lies in _OMNICIDE_
@johnpayne7873
5 ай бұрын
I think Fluffy said it best: “Oh heeellll no!”
@elfeintwentyfives
4 ай бұрын
monty python and hitchikers guide to the galaxy aqyuzed in red dwarf sandwich... mixed with a dash of cyberiad by lem .by far funniest thing i had heard in 20 years
@mikeloeven
5 ай бұрын
Looks at the glowing eyes in the thumbnail. Okay so he has the BFG AND! the Invulnerability power up from classic doom this should be fun
@georgepowe4898
3 ай бұрын
That was one of the most hilarious short stories I've ever heard. Enjoyed it immensely.
@blackcrasanblade
5 ай бұрын
just the hoorah when the ping happens im like i can see it BIG button fun it always is
@prince_nocturne
3 ай бұрын
Okay, that was hilarious. "Yeah, so... we accidentally found out that gods exist... by killing one. Our bad."
@iczar5
5 ай бұрын
Ha ha ha 😂Great story
@Runeforged
5 ай бұрын
This is the funniest damn story. I love it 😂
@iamdragonkrys
5 ай бұрын
😂😂 i couldn't stop laughing 😅😂😂
@iamdragonkrys
5 ай бұрын
11:00 they made the space version of the A10 😅😅😅😂😂. A big gun that fly😅
@mauriciovic100
4 ай бұрын
AKA, What if Texas was in charge of making planet-defence weapons.
@connykasten8545
5 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jasoncraven4099
3 ай бұрын
this story is the most funniest story I couldn't stop laughing do some more of this type of story
@MaxPSVR
5 ай бұрын
…… I really wanna hear that ping
@theguy0526
4 ай бұрын
This is everything ive ever wanted.
@rachaelcourtnell7275
5 ай бұрын
That was so funny, thankyou.
@krampus2244
5 ай бұрын
FUCKING AWESOME!
@Mud_Monkey
5 ай бұрын
Holy fucking shit now this is fucking gold
@thezenithrage1006
4 ай бұрын
When you accidentally kill a god. The most based thing ever. I CAST GUN PREPARE TO MEET GOD. OR PREPARE TO MEET UNGOD
@ryanrios4328
3 ай бұрын
Lucifer: Why did Father choose humanity the designated species to rule over the world and inherit the stars? I liked ducks more. Humans: *Destroys a literal god by accident* Lucifer: Oh, that's why.
@warhawkbm
3 ай бұрын
Our Jagers will need a proper rifle, Our Macross sized Rototech will also need a proper size rifle. Our SuperCarriers will need something to load stars into for ammo, Our Tengen Toppa Turen Lagans's will need something to use galaxies for ammo... I dunno how much bigger we tend to get.. But im sure we will need ammo for it.
@krissfemmpaws1029
4 ай бұрын
My sweetheart and I have listened to this story twice now and know it will not be the last! Yes the humans are making good use of Galactic Federations 2nd Amendment...
@tedjoe4970
5 ай бұрын
Dam that is the most American thing to do
@seansteele1269
Ай бұрын
It’s good to know the descendants of Kentucky Ballistics will still be around in the future
@quentondodd6950
4 ай бұрын
Very good story lol hahaha 😂😂 if we had that kind of power to harness power like that we would most probably do something like that... Lol hahaha
@khylerbane4523
5 ай бұрын
“Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary” - Karl Marx
@dragonwarrior1013
5 ай бұрын
If we can't make it bigger we'll make it smaller
@davidt.5513
5 ай бұрын
smaller but with the same power. Say hello to my little friend😂
@kacpermalina308
5 ай бұрын
@@davidt.5513 gauss pistol gun with power of 155mm HE artillery shell.
@Arai503
5 ай бұрын
Can we all please appreciate a runtime of 38 minutes.
@sekarmaltum1695
4 ай бұрын
very american. they didnt show mercy -they just ran out of ammunition ater firing non-stop for a while
@bessie1854
4 ай бұрын
A space faring giant GAU-8 shooting 8-inch shells at 5% the speed of light. Cool.
@kitemaywilder1792
5 ай бұрын
we love big guns
@harrygrimley4352
5 ай бұрын
I don't see the problem? 😅
@redrexgames8458
5 ай бұрын
I have a feeling that these engineers and admiral are American😂
@kacpermalina308
5 ай бұрын
more like Texans and Americans meet in pub and decided to grab Japan circuits, to build something.
@redrexgames8458
5 ай бұрын
@kacpermalina308 I mean the American military is decades ahead of any military so like.
@andrewoconnell90
5 ай бұрын
So damn funny . 100 / 100
@codyfoster148
5 ай бұрын
Don't tell him about the machine creates micro Suns out of contained black holes to use as ammunition
@CryptidsRoost
5 ай бұрын
Why? Why not! Who-rarrr!!
@Kal-elHolland
5 ай бұрын
I get that it takes awhile to make new episodes, but WHERE IS PART 3???
@ThisHndlIsAlrdyTaken
4 ай бұрын
Soooo…. We kinda sorta according killed your god. Um… tee hee
@polskabob359
5 ай бұрын
I'm responsible for atleast 100 of these views
@sandoe41
5 ай бұрын
Kentucky Ballistics travelled to an alternate reality?
@thezenithrage1006
4 ай бұрын
Why not its cool. Haha gun go boom. No you cant! Watch us gun go brrrrr
@iamdragonkrys
5 ай бұрын
The few minutes and I am laughing so much 😂😂😂 🤣😂🤣
@TK-yj1gm
5 ай бұрын
Hahahahahah damn this is so true hahahahah
@marten3451
5 ай бұрын
I feel like this is the future that humanity will do just for fun
@DanielPayán-c3b
4 ай бұрын
Why? Because us, the humans, like the Big toys
@tynancravy5589
5 ай бұрын
PING!
@Greendragon999
5 ай бұрын
Oh my!
@noahkleugh9323
5 ай бұрын
Thanks for the belly laughs.
@iamdragonkrys
5 ай бұрын
I lost my breath ny laughing 😅😂😂
@jamesdavis9462
5 ай бұрын
Humans are more Dwarven than Dwarves...
@CatLemur-d1v
3 ай бұрын
who gave the marines an engineering degree?
@theunieroux3649
5 күн бұрын
Americans in these times building some huge gun, the rest of the world screaming why would you build that,while secretly telling our buddies.:" damn its cool, i want one". Me as a South African can confirm , i want a Barrett 50cal...... For hunting ,yip hunting purposes.
@australiaisnotrealjustaska4379
5 ай бұрын
For a AI story I like this one
@happymonkey420
5 ай бұрын
Whoop Whoop homies ✌🏻🐵✌🏻
@selmiravdic4798
20 күн бұрын
Humans: "Yeah... we confirmed the existence of your god and uh... killed him... oops." Also humans: "Yeah... we also made a death star..." I swear, it's like one alien empire befriended humanity and set our aggression factor from 0 or -999 and caused us to create reality fracturing weapons. Just imagine what they would say if we built a Gundam, you know, just your typical 18-meter tall mecha.
@chadrowin2956
18 күн бұрын
Humans: We have assembled all of you, because as members of the Galactic Community, we wanted to deliver unto you two important pieces of information we recently learned and feal you have the absolute right to know. He paused for a few seconds to let that sink in. "So ..." he started " ... good news or bad news first?" You could hear a cricket a mile away it was so quiet. Xeno: "uh ..... good news .... ?" Human: "Right, good news first, always better to start with the good news. So, while conducting some experiments, we ripped apart the fabric of cosmos and shredded a bit of reality. And what we learned from that is that the Gods we all worshipped before and still some of us do now are real. That's right, Gods exist. Good news right?" Xeno: "Oh god don't tell me they declared war or something?" One xeno said terrorfied. Human: "Nope, that's not the bad news. So yeah, two pieces of good news then, God's aren't going to go to war." Xeno: "Wait, what's the bad news then?" Human: "Oh, yeah. Was hoping you would forget to ask that. Well, we confirmed the existence of the Gods, by accidentally ... and I mean that, it was an Accident ... but we kinda killed one of your gods." Many Xeno fainted or went into cardiac arrest and died.
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