I can't wait for Breen to make the sequel to this called "Now I'm... Over Here"
@Kirkenburer74
6 жыл бұрын
djh491 then to finish his glorious trilogy "No, Over Here"
@shellac23
6 жыл бұрын
Your comment just made my day
@rexnone
6 жыл бұрын
followed by "Now I'm... In a chair!"
@EddieHawkinsII
6 жыл бұрын
"I Am In.... Yo Mama."
@bigdummy5012
6 жыл бұрын
I'm Over There Now
@GivenFailure
6 жыл бұрын
I am confused... now
@christinawilkephillips7684
6 жыл бұрын
P3dotme after reading thru like 50 comments this one cracked me up the most! Lol 😛
@PaceBreaker
6 жыл бұрын
The original working title.
@WaitHowDidIGetHere
4 жыл бұрын
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ . You dropped this.
@solearesoul
4 жыл бұрын
You need one more dot in your ellipsis.
@lynngreen7978
6 жыл бұрын
"I was just laid off minutes ago. Better get to hooking."Breen really gets the Human condition.
@paulnash9851
6 жыл бұрын
True story (can prove it with pics). I met Neil Breen while on holiday in the states. We had my friend/hosts severely disabled brother with us and Breen was an absolute gentleman, funny, kind, patient and had plenty of time for anyone who wanted to talk to him. His films might show he has a huge ego, and yes he is completely crazy, but honestly, he is actually a cool and nice guy !...
@enlightenednormie242
7 ай бұрын
Sure Neil😂
@RenaldMusic
7 ай бұрын
😄😆😆😆😆@@enlightenednormie242
@harmonyjones8035
6 жыл бұрын
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your crucifix."
@SnowGoosePower
6 жыл бұрын
Neil Breen loves to repeat his lines for emphasis... repeat his lines... for emphasis. For emphasis!
@planescaped
6 жыл бұрын
He also loves to creep on female co-stars.
@SnowGoosePower
6 жыл бұрын
Woaaaahhh, no way... NEVER would have guessed that. A guy that casts himself as Jesus/JesusBot/Alien God. You have defamed one of my idols, and I demand you take those words back and say 5 Hail Breenies.
@planescaped
6 жыл бұрын
If for some reason his next movie doesn't have a totally necessary scene where he gets naked and rubs against an attractive female co-star, then I will gladly repent.
@SnowGoosePower
6 жыл бұрын
I wonder if anyone ever asks him what the purpose of those scenes is. What do you suppose his answer is? Does he go Wisseau and give a long-winded rationalization about mise en scene and tone and mood, or does he shrug and say, "Hey, sex sells in Hollywood. I'm just riding the wave?"
@lotus-prince
6 жыл бұрын
The amount of times the movie shows that cut of Breen's face turning into the ape thing is just insane.
@MickeyD2012
6 жыл бұрын
So, the first thing Jesus is gonna do when he gets back is to beat up a couple junkies, steal their car, and leave them for dead in the desert? The paragon of virtue...
@failer_
6 жыл бұрын
Isn't there a Bible story about Jesus stealing a donkey or something?
@AmityvilleFan
6 жыл бұрын
Must be consistent with the character. The first time he stole some donkey(s), then robbed the lunchbox from some kid. Can't give up on the canon.
@munstrumridcully
6 жыл бұрын
The Original Gamer Shows what you know, Jesus is _renegade for life_ ;)
@locutusdborg126
4 жыл бұрын
Yes, basically that is it. Hilarious.
@aarondavis8943
2 жыл бұрын
Jesus liked a good prank. Ask the money changers.
@ouijacorn
6 жыл бұрын
The rubber tarantula is my favorite character.
@alexdionisos
3 жыл бұрын
@Patrick Gillespie And the most tragic death
@manticorephoenix
3 жыл бұрын
Certainly Had the best delivery of their lines, because they were the only ones that were given a script
@aarondavis8943
2 жыл бұрын
Wasn't he in a Lucio Fulchi movie?
@ouijacorn
2 жыл бұрын
@@aarondavis8943 I think he was also in some Hammer Horror; he's a seasoned actor.
@karnerblue7658
Жыл бұрын
I’ve seen a lot of his films. He’s great! 🕷️
@Geospasmic
6 жыл бұрын
The blonde lady has more chemistry with that halloween mask than with Neil Breen. Probably because it's not Neil Breen.
@mastermarkus5307
6 жыл бұрын
Neil Breen is an entirely stable element.
@chaosvii
6 жыл бұрын
Master Markus Trivia about Neil Breen, he is a being composed of Neon.
@nigelthornberry3568
2 жыл бұрын
@@mastermarkus5307 this is now on the trivia section of IMBD's I Am Here....Now page.
@MegaDoom89
6 жыл бұрын
The whole movie can be summed up with "wait what?"
@nathanclark2424
6 жыл бұрын
MegaDoom89 I kept finding myself saying anyway and meanwhilw
@harmonyjones8035
6 жыл бұрын
You can pretty much say that about every film Brad reviews. He really only does wtf movies.
@stranget92
6 жыл бұрын
Kind of like "Dangerous Men" too.
@PaceBreaker
6 жыл бұрын
Neil Breen's biography in a nutshell.
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
2 жыл бұрын
It cane also summed up as ''give me some of that purole kush''.
@SAPProd
3 жыл бұрын
I just noticed at 14:47 as the jerk who is blinded by Breen-sus is running away, you can hear Breen in his director role call out “slow down!”
@ricochetpig
Жыл бұрын
😂
@thewalliest3956
Жыл бұрын
Oh my god you’re right!
@karnerblue7658
Жыл бұрын
Didn’t notice that at first, thanks!
@koenvandamme6901
6 жыл бұрын
"I am here... now" sounds like the first part of a trilogy, followed by "Went out for lunch" and "Sorry sir, we closed the register 3 minutes ago".
@Tronnyverse
6 жыл бұрын
I would personally go with "I am here... now" followed back "Went out *2* Lunch" and "Sorry sir, we closed the register *3* minutes ago" ;)
@TGill
6 жыл бұрын
You forgot a “.”
@TemmiePlays
6 жыл бұрын
Tronnyverse And the prequel " BE4 Opening hours "
@koenvandamme6901
6 жыл бұрын
Tronnyverse I approve!
@munstrumridcully
6 жыл бұрын
Tronnyverse or maybe "I am here...now", "I was here...then" and "I will be here...soon" ;)
@zacheymczachface
6 жыл бұрын
That terrible 'being tortured' scream needs to be a meme. Just add it to any gore scene and ruin it instantly. I swear this could be a hit.
@karnerblue7658
Жыл бұрын
It’s Neil Breen’s very own Wilhelm Scream. 😆
@hvitekristesdod
11 ай бұрын
We need gifs of the punching scene
@Tareltonlives
6 жыл бұрын
Neil Breen's ego surprises me every time.
@noahkarpinski1824
6 жыл бұрын
Tareltonlives I wonder how he is in his day to day life. I'd like to think he's acts exactly the same way as in his movies.
@spacecat6022
4 жыл бұрын
@@noahkarpinski1824 I don't like to think that.
@PapaTaurean
6 жыл бұрын
Let us hope Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau never makes a movie together... such a thing would unravel the universe...
@PapaTaurean
6 жыл бұрын
Wait... I think I made this reference during the last Neil Breen movie... the prophecy must NOT come to pass!!!
@maryt.3273
6 жыл бұрын
They couldn't do it. Both of them would want to star and direct and screenwrite and produce the entire thing themselves. They'd end up duking it out on set while the cast and crew gathered around eating popcorn. Hey...now *that* would be a pretty good movie.
@SirChubbyBunny
6 жыл бұрын
They're both probably from the same planet in the Andromeda galaxy, so why not.
@meoboliaskrantorium6286
5 жыл бұрын
Papa Taurean Hell yeah! I’d watch it. Damn... crossover!
@julieporter7805
5 жыл бұрын
They could appeal to the spirits of their filmmaking Wise Elders: Ed Wood and Coleman Francis.
@CthulhuianBunny
6 жыл бұрын
Yes, Space-Robot-Zombie-Breen-Jesus, all of the other planets are doing fine. Mars barely has an atmosphere, Venus has a runaway greenhouse affect from constant volcanic activity, and Uranus has an axial tilt that is over 90º.
@Tyler-sy7jo
6 жыл бұрын
Don't forget that most of Mercury's surface has likely been ablated away from proximity to the sun, Jupiter won't stop throwing asteroids at people, Saturn has taken a huge liking in cosmic scale jewelry and has become an attention whore for NASA's probes, Neptune distanced itself from the rest of the solar system and shoved a bunch of smaller planets into highly eccentric orbits, and Pluto's not even a planet anymore. Yeah Breen, the other planets are doing JUST FINE.
@MrBrassBalls
4 жыл бұрын
At least you won't find a single foolish human doing drugs on Mars
@geoffreysorkin5774
3 жыл бұрын
Uranus has far worse coming. I heard they found oil, and are sending probes with oil extraction equipment. That's right, Uranus is about to get drilled.
@10superpower
3 жыл бұрын
@@geoffreysorkin5774 a XXX parody?
@robotrix
Ай бұрын
Think this is the only movie ever that tries to claim there's life on Mercury. Would even asbestos survive there?
@JohnCenaVEVO
6 жыл бұрын
I can't believe cyber jesus' chest hair is a motherboard
@CynicalBastard47
6 жыл бұрын
His anus is also a USB port.
@DCNRS90YT
6 жыл бұрын
His circuit boards is also in head.
@leland0
3 жыл бұрын
I love the fact the in the breeniverse bras haven't been invented yet.
@mariadocarmosobreira8323
3 жыл бұрын
I really think that when Neil says he's god and has given humanity so much, he's not in character, but is just playing himself. I think he firmly believes he's a god.
@silvan_gold9343
Жыл бұрын
I'd ask what he's the god of, but I'm too scared.
@jesusfreak777ize
6 жыл бұрын
Neil Breen as: messiatron
@tastyloaf5487
6 жыл бұрын
A much better title.
@freakyzed8467
3 жыл бұрын
With all the political and social upheaval going on in the world today I used to think we lived in the stupidest timeline possible. Then I realized we have Neil Breen, and I remembered how truly......blessed we are.
@hvitekristesdod
11 ай бұрын
This is my favourite Breen film. Absolute gold from beginning to end Everything with the gang members is hilarious but the punching sequence is something very special
@cheetosugar695
6 жыл бұрын
"Why are the humans failing?" Because they've been given cameras and royalty free music and access to Las Vegas and the best acting you can get from a pimp's associates.
@MrJamaigar
5 ай бұрын
Some people don't do well under pressure...😅 Besides, Neil only encounters corruption, immorality and greed anywhere he goes. The man must feel so jaded, at this point....😢
@wjzav1971
6 жыл бұрын
"No wonder, Jesus is disappointed. We keep reminding him of the brutal way that he died." XD Ahh, that one got me.
@lizzychrome7630
6 жыл бұрын
I paused the review and IMDBed this movie to see if that was really the "trivia." And my neighbors are now most likely wondering what I was laughing and snorting at.
@bigshow196
6 жыл бұрын
IMDB? dont you mean IMDBreen?
@Yunone
3 жыл бұрын
@@bigshow196 clearly it should be IMD... B.
@bigshow196
3 жыл бұрын
@@Yunone not gonna lie, i loled when i read that
@aarondavis8943
2 жыл бұрын
Before I die I wanna see a no parking sign.
@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot
6 жыл бұрын
Breensus is weird. He's immortal and can spawn creepy baby heads... But has to steal a car. Because he's Breensus, I guess.
@LaNoLaCola
6 жыл бұрын
ArpholomuleNutt hey! Breensus bro!
@voxdraconia4035
6 жыл бұрын
Just like the other paragon if virtue ... Captain America ... ^^
@nicklager1666
6 жыл бұрын
It was nice of Breen to give Forrest Gump some work as the camera man. Run Forrest run!
@DeadHelmet13
6 жыл бұрын
FILM! FOREST! FILM!
@ksm13706
6 жыл бұрын
Breen is my favorite color
@FaeQueenCory
6 жыл бұрын
Breen is not a creative color.
@tastyloaf5487
6 жыл бұрын
I prefer Blorange.
@mmmuck
5 жыл бұрын
It ain't easy being Breen
@kevinpatrickmacnutt
4 жыл бұрын
Breen is the colour of her kind Quickness of the eye Deceives the mind Envy is the bond between The hopefull and the damned
@EddieHawkinsII
6 жыл бұрын
“Your weapons cannot harm me...” Neil Breen IS Prince of Space!
@ikmnification5737
6 жыл бұрын
14:50 When you realize the man's shirt is turned inside out, like someone walked up to him said, "Do you want to be in a movie" and when he agreed, they had him turn his shirt inside out to avoid any copyright infringement. But this isn't such a low budget movie that would hire random people off the street to act...right?
@talynhastime9343
6 жыл бұрын
It is snowing like fuck outside but I got a nice Cinema Snob episode to warm myself with.
@Daminite
5 жыл бұрын
Rather than an analog for anything religious, ”The Being” comes off more like a humanoid alien judging us based on a preconceived opinion.
@ThatRandomEncounterGuy
6 жыл бұрын
I’m not convinced Neil Brein isn’t a Steve Brule character that somehow gained sentience and escaped into the Real World. *You* come up with an explanation that makes sense! Refugee from the same planet as Tommy Wiseau, failed clone of Derek Savage, the possibilities are endless!
@alexanderfix3629
6 жыл бұрын
That Random Encounter Guy I think Breen is an Auton impersonating a filmmaker left over from an aborted invasion and got his programming scrambled by radiation from the Yucca Mountain nuclear waste storage facility. He can't repair himself since he's cut off from the Nestene Consciousness.
@TheImperiusv
3 жыл бұрын
14:49 To be fair, "standing up to bullies by blinding them" is what Jesus actually did to Saul of Tarsus...
@greggrobinson5116
4 жыл бұрын
In all the truly bad movies I've ever seen, you can just about always figure out what they were TRYING to do or achieve in a scene. In fact, a lot of the fun in bad flicks comes from marveling at the size of the chasm between cinematic ideal and actual execution. But Breen's stuff is so completely alien and other-worldly that we're totally lost and without a clue. His utter inability to communicate even the most basic human feelings is just staggering. Doesn't he know ANYTHING about human behavior?? Does he actually think that's what a criminal gang looks like, and that's what they do all day? Has no one ever taken Neil to the movies, or let him watch TV, so he could learn the basic conventions of drama? Where was Breen born? On Saturn??
@gamingforever9121
Жыл бұрын
YES!
@hvitekristesdod
11 ай бұрын
Every time he makes a movie he loses half of the footage in a fire that would make it all make sense
@someguythatwasmorbed8251
5 жыл бұрын
If you watch the end credits, it says that the movie is available in HD AND High Definition.
@karnerblue7658
Жыл бұрын
Oh lord… 😆
@nakenmil
6 жыл бұрын
This is one of those movies where the acting and dialogue is so cringeworthy that I'd honestly just prefer to have the Snob talk over it all. It just hurts so much to listen to.
@mirta000
6 жыл бұрын
but that's why it's good :D
@gunkeyostanky1125
6 жыл бұрын
this is a top 20 snob episode
@TheKML777
6 жыл бұрын
"Hell Yeah! I'll do her! Damn! Twins!" Best line delivery ever :D
@princesstamika
6 жыл бұрын
idunno i laughed so hard i cried at the dude @ 12:05
@nakenmil
6 жыл бұрын
I get it, I really do, I just personally have a very low tolerance for social awkwardness in movie. It just hurts so much to think of how these people were roped into saying these things in front of the camera. :P
@Chipotleadvisory
3 жыл бұрын
“This better not get weird” idk how you can get any weirder than a shoeless guy in the desert wearing a white tunic with a mother board taped to his chest.
@gaillewis5472
6 жыл бұрын
"So long, and thanks for all the fish...."
@TommyDeonauthsArchives
6 жыл бұрын
Gail Lewis "So long, Farwell... And thanks for all the Fish"
@gaillewis5472
6 жыл бұрын
I read the book a long time ago.
@androzani
6 жыл бұрын
“That’s a lot of fish.”
@munstrumridcully
6 жыл бұрын
Gail Lewis how does it feel being the third most intelligent species on the planet, after dolphins and mice? Damned dolphins didn't even have the courtesy to warn us of our impending doom, they just hauled ass offworld and left a lousy note thanking us for all the damned fish! Damned hyperintelligent aquatic mammals!
@star3catcherSEQUEL
6 жыл бұрын
"Ah yes, when your hotness causes other people to start shooting each other!" So, the Illiad?
@indumatipngtuber2790
6 жыл бұрын
So basically, we are watching the delusional power fantasy of a man who's suffering a massive psychotic break due to narcissistic personality disorder?
@psycher7
6 жыл бұрын
Yes. But enough about the president, what did you think of the movie?
@royal9743
6 жыл бұрын
You my friend made a fresh Trump joke that got me to laugh out loud. You win the internet today.
@ProjectFlashlight612
5 жыл бұрын
Yes, but we feel it is worth it
@Asliferollson
5 жыл бұрын
This comment is so relevant Einstein made a theory about it!
@ECL28E
4 жыл бұрын
Possibly. He refuses to let RiffTrax or MST3K make fun of his movies
@bigceelos
3 жыл бұрын
That pool is also in fateful findings. He's just filming at his house
@batturtle2665
6 жыл бұрын
Its a magical day
@adj789
6 жыл бұрын
It was so magical I wrote it down and saved it for 30 years
@Agent57000DM
6 жыл бұрын
Is this a sequel to "I Was There......Then"?
@HereComesPopoBawa
6 жыл бұрын
It was a sequel to "ME GRIMLOCK.... SOON"
@ItDoesntMatterReally
6 жыл бұрын
I liked the prequel more "I'll Be There........Soon".
@DoctorDisasterDracula
6 жыл бұрын
Agent57000DM Wait, wouldn't that technically make that a clip show?
@PaceBreaker
6 жыл бұрын
So where does "Tonight....You" fit into all of these?
@munstrumridcully
6 жыл бұрын
Agent57000DM yes, as well as "I will be where...soon?" :)
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
2 жыл бұрын
Neil Breen would make a great live action Xavier Renegade Angel.
@elfpvke
6 жыл бұрын
19:20 "I have eliminated those who believe in violence towards mankind." ... all six of them.
@NJGuy1973
6 жыл бұрын
Check out "Pass Thru."
@lotus-prince
6 жыл бұрын
It is crazy how happy I am to see another Neil Breen movie on here. :-D
@TommyDeonauthsArchives
6 жыл бұрын
Lotus Prince Can we have the Snob do another Brinquedo movie?
@benmcfee
6 жыл бұрын
Lotus Prince Not as crazy as Neil Breen is!!
@lotus-prince
6 жыл бұрын
But really, what is? :-P
@johnt.campbell316
6 жыл бұрын
"Now that we've committed our evil crime, that is both morally *and* legally wrong that environmental protection act will fail next week." That may as well be what those guys in the car say when they review their "evil plan;" for the sake of the audience. Neil Breen has never heard of, and doesn't have the word "subtlety" in his vocabulary.
@aarondavis8943
2 жыл бұрын
When that envirmonetal protection act failed, millions of young women flooded the streets to sell their bodies. So sad.
@deathsyth8888
Жыл бұрын
"I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards." - Garth Marenghi, 'Garth Marenghi's Dark Place'
@undreal7398
6 жыл бұрын
2009? Looking straight out of 1998 however, impressive!
@tastyloaf5487
6 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought Double Down was from the Nineties...
@TheVgrey
6 жыл бұрын
I coun't help to notice all womens have the same style of shirt braless and with sideboob.
@christinawilkephillips7684
6 жыл бұрын
TheVgrey Neil Breen loves him some side boob lol 😜
@KH12foreve
6 жыл бұрын
Christina Phillips And also has a hatred of bras. Seriously, almost no women in his movies wear bras (most notably in Faithful Findings).
@noahkarpinski1824
6 жыл бұрын
Spaghetti-Spider And almost none of the men wore bras! What is with this guy?
@MustafaAli-lb8dq
5 жыл бұрын
@@christinawilkephillips7684 he says his movies are about humanity while breen is the only one who is exploiting women in his movies.
@ProjectFlashlight612
5 жыл бұрын
You have unlocked Titty Empire Level 1.
@docthemetalfreak
6 жыл бұрын
Neil Breen makes Tommy Wiseau look like Orson Welles
@The_Kentuckian
3 жыл бұрын
"On the plus side, he can piss Sprite.". That line got me. It caught me in the middle of a drink.
@michaelconnell1010
6 жыл бұрын
Man, I didn't think the origin story of Super Mecha Death Christ would be this boring
@tastyloaf5487
6 жыл бұрын
I know ... I just can't get into Neil Breen, he's too boring to be funny to me ...
@louisduarte8763
2 жыл бұрын
What, no relation to Santa Christ?
@hedcas
3 жыл бұрын
The (obviously) rubber spider we're suppose to take seriously sums up the whole experience
@amandaparsons6650
3 жыл бұрын
"And in 2016, he turned the planet to dust!" Yeah, just wait for 2020 my dude....
@thenightrider2121
6 жыл бұрын
Neil is working on post production for his next film, Twisted. Here's hoping it'll be ready before the end of the year.
@theowlsarefun
6 жыл бұрын
I'm so excited, although Pass Thru was his hottest, most unwatchable garbage yet. Delightful.
@andyhoov
6 жыл бұрын
Those scenes with the gang hanging around the old house are fantastic. My favorite character is the long haired old dude, especially when it just cuts to him staring into the camera, completely silent and with no real expression on his face. What's great is that his newest movie is, in many ways, essentially a remake of this film just as Fateful Findings might as well be a remake of Double Down.
@Boobalopbop
6 жыл бұрын
I've seen quite a few really funny reviews for this movie, but this is by far and away the most hilarious! I literally laughed out loud and had to rewatch parts I missed over and over... This is too funny. "But on the plus side he can piss Sprite!!!!" I'm crying!!!
@TheDemonCurupira
6 жыл бұрын
you clearly haven't seen Your Movie Sucks' review then
@Boobalopbop
6 жыл бұрын
I have, and that is my favorite, after this one.
@TheDemonCurupira
6 жыл бұрын
blasphemy! I won't hear of it! No, seriously though, I love Brad but the infomercial part just gets me every time.
@Shiirow
6 жыл бұрын
Jesus has come back to earth.... as a ROBOT! Clearly "I am here.... Now" is a prequel origin story of Mecha Death Christ. Meanwhile, this is the worst Terminator sequel to date.
@SpaceCase1214
6 жыл бұрын
Shiirow Or the best Terminator Reboot ever.
@artistwithouttalent
6 жыл бұрын
Shiirow "To Date."
@TrenchMan93
6 жыл бұрын
Shiirow nice shadman profile pic
@stranget92
6 жыл бұрын
I'll say is on par with Bruno Mattei's Terminator 2.
@slashingkatie7872
6 жыл бұрын
Shiirow I started to wonder if he was Ego from Guardians of the Galaxy 2.
@SigEpBlue
6 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best comedies you've reviewed, Brad!
@TommyDeonauthsArchives
6 жыл бұрын
@7:10 to 7:15 "This movie went to the Brown Bunny school of movie padding" Brad would be excellent at CinemaSins! *DING!*
@robo-nidai4236
5 жыл бұрын
I know this comment is a year late. But I now believe that Neil Breen and Tommy Wisaeu come from the same planet.
@Psychoclaw
6 жыл бұрын
From now own, every time I see a spider I'm going to deadpan "thaaat's a spiderrr". XD
@TemmiePlays
6 жыл бұрын
Techno-Jesus died for your Digital sins.
@CynicalBastard47
6 жыл бұрын
It'll take more than Techno-Jesus to redeem us for the existence of Tumblr.
@TheAirBear2000
6 жыл бұрын
Fry: "So what's the deal? You guys don't believe in Robot Jesus?" Rab-Bot: "We believe he was built and that he was a very well-programmed Robot. But he wasn't our Messiah."
@vsGoliath96
6 жыл бұрын
But he is also damning you to hell for your search history! You think incognito tabs can hide that weird shit from the Mecha Messiah?
@gracekim25
6 жыл бұрын
TheAirBear2000 😆ok that’s spot on
@Crrrow
6 жыл бұрын
And then the lord wiped the browser history.. and it was good.
@ajragle
6 жыл бұрын
This is the worst episode of Xavier: Renegade Angel I've ever seen.
@LammasuRex
6 жыл бұрын
Damn. That's pretty bad
@H43X
6 жыл бұрын
Xavier had a stroke and had to get a hand/nose transplant. It's sad, really.
@Moonbeam143
6 жыл бұрын
Whoa. Somebody remembers that show.
@OptimumBuster
6 жыл бұрын
Dude. What a reference. Kudos.
@NodDisciple1
6 жыл бұрын
Alex Ragle There's a good episode?
@TheLithp
6 жыл бұрын
"This movie really earned the extra dot in the elipsis." Thank you! That was bothering me the entire time!
@GELTONZ
6 жыл бұрын
You know, he made a new movie where he's a time traveler and there's a wall of clocks in the middle of the desert. I hear he's doing a horror movie next.
@RockNRollMan1976
6 жыл бұрын
Yay, another great Snob review and on my birthday at that. Damn good birthday if I say so myself.
@GermanLeftist
6 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday, Nicklas.
@FesteringSack
6 жыл бұрын
"I knew he was Jesus the moment I saw that motherboard glued to his chest."
@samuraijake07
3 жыл бұрын
I love that spider clearly being pulled by a string at 7:19. Also, was there a "No Bra" rule during the filming of this movie or is this a universe where bras don't exist?
@MojiBeau
Жыл бұрын
Bras have not been invented in the dimension where the Neil Breen Cinematic Universe takes place
@helbent4
Жыл бұрын
@@MojiBeau Ah yes, the notable NBCU! Set in the best timeline where bras don't exist.
@joshchelf7729
Жыл бұрын
@@helbent4 Piss off! Bras can be sexy as f**k.
@helbent4
Жыл бұрын
@@joshchelf7729 Fair point, and I won't argue that. But if they are not present in the NBCU that's not my fault!
@joshchelf7729
Жыл бұрын
@@helbent4 Fair point.
@quiettimegaming3642
5 жыл бұрын
5:45 based on where he was sitting and where he was firing the gun, how did he not just shoot the trunk hatch, which was DIRECTLY above him.
@HoopsAndDinoMan
6 жыл бұрын
4:27 Don't you mean "stamen-a"? FLOWER PUN!
@mitkitty
6 жыл бұрын
What.. Why does he become a monster? Why are there baby heads? What's with the corporation subplot thing that doesn't go anywhere?? M
@coffeemugentertainment3811
6 жыл бұрын
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@crescentfreshbret
5 жыл бұрын
I’ve got a feeling Neil himself doesn’t know the answers to these questions either.
@LunatheLoungeSinger
6 жыл бұрын
I wish he would have mentioned that during the wheelchair guy scene that everyone else in the scene stopped moving but the cars on the highway keep going.
@theSemiChrist
3 жыл бұрын
I like how he just shoved a motherboard in his shirt and called it good.
@redgreen2453
6 жыл бұрын
"An alien Being from another universe lands on earth and is angered at how the human species lives in a world of greed, corruption, violence and disregard for the natural environment. The Being then begins to mystically eliminate the offenders.... from his planetary experiment" That is _really_ one hell of a tag line
@Cybjon
6 жыл бұрын
In fairness, the opening music is GLORIOUS.
@AutisticSoyDaddy
Жыл бұрын
It's like the only remotely good thing about this.
@karnerblue7658
Жыл бұрын
Some parts of it sound like “Unchained Melody” to me. Wonder if that was intentional…
@gutspuck721
6 жыл бұрын
Ram stuck on his hands...a motherboard in his shirt...he sure knows how to use those broken laptops! Best use for a movie prop ever!
@silvan_gold9343
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is when he walks past the flowers doing the, "burning the shit out of myself" walk.
@karnerblue7658
Жыл бұрын
😆 He’s obviously burning the piss out of his feet.
@marclewis5505
4 жыл бұрын
2:05 "Godamn Decepticons!"😂
@louisduarte8763
2 жыл бұрын
And he's wrong; it was the Predacons!
@1800Hernandez
6 жыл бұрын
this cinema snob review was a real fateful finding, I am here...now watching it
@monkeyridingaunicycle8895
6 жыл бұрын
I am more excited about the eventual Fateful Findings review than I am about any movie that's going to come out in the next couple of years!
@chabololdayh7106
6 жыл бұрын
I watch this video as I am making parts of a sculpture. So, in a way, this movie inspires art.
@ferzum7290
6 жыл бұрын
Neil breen and mr burns are the best actors for a jesus movie
@PrinzPassionsfrucht
6 жыл бұрын
Fer Zum Are you saying Booo or Boo-reen?
@ferzum7290
6 жыл бұрын
PrinzPassionsfrucht neil breen need his own hans moleman
@drakkenmensch
6 жыл бұрын
I hear Senor Spielbergo walked off the set once he read Breen's script.
@markusnavergard2387
6 жыл бұрын
i guess the other planets in our solar system is doing fine because they have no life on them. Also does this implies that god only made the solar system and the rest of the universe was made by other deities?
@carybeweary7209
6 жыл бұрын
Markus Nävergård maybe Neil Brenn is a dragonball super fan?
@markusnavergard2387
6 жыл бұрын
that is a merging of things that would be hilarious. " and lo on the third day Christ was transformed into Super sayin Christ and he did smote the romens "
@scitechian
6 жыл бұрын
I love how he thinks Mercury is "doing fine". On the dark side it's -280 degrees F while on the bright side it's 800 degrees F, so hot that the rock in the outer crust literally starts vaporizing.
@tastyloaf5487
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I pretty much switched off at that line.
@spazkins
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah if Jesus wants Earth to be as great as the other barren wastelands, why doesn't he just use his super Jesus powers and eliminate all life on the planet?
@stevenkramer6217
2 жыл бұрын
I love how at 16:01 he goes from “hey what’s up?” To “wanna die?” In less than 1 second. I don’t get it…
@SangTheCryptek
5 жыл бұрын
"This movie better not get weird!" *_baby doll heads in the desert_*
@lentzadam533
6 жыл бұрын
Snob's review of the movie is a million times better than the actual film itself.
@Rakshasa1986
6 жыл бұрын
My favourite thing about this film is the guy taping a motherboard to his chest.
@FelisTerras
6 жыл бұрын
..when you start missing The Uncanny Valley...and wish for Manos to make an appearance...
@tastyloaf5487
6 жыл бұрын
This is what you find if you dig in the Uncanny Valley.
@JackSpicer92101
6 жыл бұрын
CinemaSnob uploaded...today was a good day.
@cutiepuppy4427
6 жыл бұрын
I guess you can say... it was a magical day.
@TheShortGirl666
6 жыл бұрын
What kind of company lays people off outside the front of the building?
@princesstamika
6 жыл бұрын
Walmart. they closed a bunch of stores without telling the workers, they found out when they got to work and read the notices on the locked doors.
@TheShortGirl666
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I posted this before my husband recently got laid off from working on an online lottery game. Laid off a whole team of people (one of which will be deported back to India if she can't find work in a week).
@JoeyJ0J0
6 жыл бұрын
Jesus and I thought Bella Swan was a mary-stu . Neil Breen literally wrote himself as cyber Jesus.
@joshuarasmussen5679
6 жыл бұрын
Eh hem... actual lee.... it was in the transformers beast wars series that a predicon tricked a maximal into destroying the moon.
@dcvalentine1
6 жыл бұрын
Joshua Rasmussen beast wars was the shizzz back in 99'
@javierrico1996
6 жыл бұрын
And by the moon, you mean the Vok Planet Buster, correct?
@pucknorris3473
6 жыл бұрын
Ahem ..Toby fair none of beastwars is cannon
@tastyloaf5487
6 жыл бұрын
I thought he spelled it "Tobe Fair"
@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787
6 жыл бұрын
The fact he taped multiple circuit boards to his Chest cracks me up
@kawax7195
6 жыл бұрын
I am here....Now reminds me of the awesome title that was Don't go in the woods...Alone !
@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787
6 жыл бұрын
The fact that he duct taped computer chips all over himself is hilarious
@J0566
6 жыл бұрын
Say does anyone else think the true face of the Jesus Space Alien looks a lot like the face of the Nameless One from Planescape Torment?
@MissAshley42
6 жыл бұрын
Those actors must be under duress. I can't imagine anyone willingly going along with this insanity.
@XanthinZarda
6 жыл бұрын
I was going to make a Half Life 2 joke, but _that_ Breen, while a complete bastard, is entirely comprehensible. He makes Vortigrunts seem well spoken.
@iKadaj
6 жыл бұрын
i want to see the Dove Foundation's review of this.
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