Thats a record for Theo so he probably did feel like has super powers
@Who_Dey420
3 ай бұрын
It's actually true, but you probably wouldn't know because you're a woman
@NFGunner
3 ай бұрын
Yes that’s the joke good job Alfredo you saw the point!!
@No-liberal-no-democrat
3 ай бұрын
Well, his sobriety from pr0n has made him realize the fact that… Adult asthma is a choice. 😂
@jacobwagner1611
3 ай бұрын
When you reach day two you’ll see
@TheSikadelik
3 ай бұрын
I got super high while cleaning my house and realized i had been listening to this on repeat for the passed hour..😂
@Yourmomgoestocolledge
3 ай бұрын
I do that all the time
@twitchytitchy5472
3 ай бұрын
Try cooking an omelette after three keys
@cheyenemariecole3006
3 ай бұрын
😂😂
@rickjames9477
3 ай бұрын
I just did something similar but I haven’t been off the porn for even 1 hour yet.
@twitchytitchy5472
3 ай бұрын
@rickjames9477 i hate how relatable this is, good luck facing addicition, from one white powder enthusiast to another!! Ahaha hope you're in good health my friend
@No-liberal-no-democrat
3 ай бұрын
7th time born again 😂
@xSWAMPDONKEYx
3 ай бұрын
Want he do it🙌😅
@hansmueller3029
3 ай бұрын
Hahaha a week and it'll be 8th time
@xSWAMPDONKEYx
3 ай бұрын
@@sopranos45 if you don't understand the correlation between that guy saying " 7th time born again " and my reply " want he (God) do it" , then it's very ironic of you to insult my intelligence 😆.. but have a nice day kid 😉
@xSWAMPDONKEYx
3 ай бұрын
@sopranos45 😆 the phrase is literally meant to be broken English dude. It's a southern biblical concept that you aren't familiar with. If you say it correctly then it will lose value.
@xSWAMPDONKEYx
3 ай бұрын
@sopranos45 what would you rate sopranos on a scale from 1 to 10? .. that's a mob series I really want to watch
@jeremymitchem327
3 ай бұрын
He's not human. Who finds this combination of words in their mind and decides "I should say that."
@MF_DREADSUN
3 ай бұрын
Only Theo
@ShowMeDemBoobies
3 ай бұрын
Anyone on cocaine
@ShowMeDemBoobies
3 ай бұрын
Literally anyone on any stimulant.
@-natt3n-
3 ай бұрын
Right 😂😂😂
@ThaSoloist
3 ай бұрын
Harland
@Staticmess007
2 ай бұрын
“ Adult Asthma” is a choice.. 😂
@StandorFall13
2 ай бұрын
It actually is. Asthma is controllable without inhalers
@matthewdean6071
2 ай бұрын
@@StandorFall13 based on what!???, Your medical degree and decades of research That’s the STUPIDEST thing I have ever heard!!!
@StandorFall13
2 ай бұрын
@matthewdean6071 Explain to me what an inhaler does, that clean, crisp, cool air doesn't? The fact you called what I said, the stupidest thing you ever heard in all CAPS shows how ignorant you are to the fact there are ways to manage it without big pharma.
@Dope4life97
Ай бұрын
@@StandorFall13not unless you have eosinophil asthma, it’s an auto immune response
@Sneakdisscommentbelow
Ай бұрын
@@matthewdean6071poor air quality and allergies caused mine, I do know ppl that use inhalers and don't actually have asthma though, Theo is just smart enough to be funny but after you've heard him say a bunch crazy stuff for a couple hours then you realize his short talent.
@MeliB81
3 ай бұрын
His time just keeps starting over😂
@meilivalele5677
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@magicspade7635
3 ай бұрын
Let's get into it😂
@graceloire2797
10 күн бұрын
48 hr and he’s a doctor .. still love ya
@emilyrram266
3 ай бұрын
Appreciating your honesty 10,000% ❤ Thank you
@mr.g5593
2 ай бұрын
Let’s get into it.😂😂😂
@HarrisonBurgeron-h9m
3 ай бұрын
Congrats bro! I'm at 4 and a half years now. It was genuinely one of the best decisions I've ever made. It wasn't until I began to look at myself properly and things began to add up. There's an old saying "You are what you eat." which happens to be true biologically in that all of your new cells are made from what you've consumed, that new 2 inches of hair, that was a turkey sandwich and some chips, all those millions of new blood cells are created by your body using components acquired through eating. Most people understand this pretty well. What was new for me was understanding that something very similar occurs in the formation and creation of our minds. Your thoughts and feelings are a product of psychological consumption, all that you take in visually, through sound etc. Whether it's through media, literature, or even interpersonal conversations, this data that your brain takes in is then used just like food in the body, that saved data I then used as components, disassembled and remade into new thoughts and ideas etc. So the quality of your thoughts is only as good as what you consume psychologically.
@katsammons6264
Ай бұрын
100% truth.
@everythingisupsidedown9593
Ай бұрын
Great insight.
@HarrisonBurgeron-h9m
Ай бұрын
@@Looper444 Your body is literally composed of the food you've eaten, that food is broken down and used to create your new cells....The same is true of your mind but in place of food, its everything you read, everything you watch for entertainment, its conversations that you've had etc. All of these things are used in the formation of your psyche. Factually speaking, you are physically made of what you eat, psychologically you are made of what you've consumed mentally. Thats a simple as I can say it, its tough to put some things into words.
@raccoondad3084
29 күн бұрын
Amen. Very true
@NavyTuck
25 күн бұрын
😒
@VanessaCHANDLER-q8d
2 ай бұрын
You can do it! I'm praying for you!
@shaunvanwyk4775
3 ай бұрын
I believe that the correct way is to make the days count instead of counting the days. Love you theon.
@suefleming
3 ай бұрын
Theo is beyond PRECIOUS ❤😂👍🏼
@TrishRyan-ey8go
2 ай бұрын
He sure is
@patriottruckerwarriorkekoa1704
Ай бұрын
I agree he's adorable
@myinmyin1997
Ай бұрын
He is so much like my younger brother. Lots of deep wounds, lots of deep love.
@amandamullen9399
3 ай бұрын
Everytime I see him I’m cracking up, love Theo!!!
@TrishRyan-ey8go
2 ай бұрын
Me too ❤😂🎉 so few people could pull off what he does and be so beloved! He is a true legend!❤😂🎉
@noahlechleitner5614
21 күн бұрын
I love you man, don't ever stop
@angelaBerus864
2 ай бұрын
I’m glad I stumbled across Theo on here I really like watching and listening to him lol he’s a freaking trip
@Andy-rm2vz
3 ай бұрын
absolute Legend 🔥😂💪🏻
@dolliejones6446
2 ай бұрын
LIVING & DYING,, FROM The CHOICES We MAKE ❤
@tammihampton2431
2 ай бұрын
He’s awesome he’s like a kid says what he thinks
@JonathonLebhardt
Ай бұрын
Theo rocks man, freakin' love this dude!!!
@ericwills785
3 ай бұрын
All hail King Theo😂😂
@TrishRyan-ey8go
2 ай бұрын
Amen ❤😂🎉
@redsilverado76
3 ай бұрын
This might be the best thing I have ever heard. This man is the 8th wonder of the world. Gang!
@LeksiHD
3 ай бұрын
Im dyinnnnn. Just jiz*ed one out, took a breath through my asthma sprey - got on youtube and THIS is the first video i saw. The Universe is TROLLING me 😂😂😂😂
@coleleonard215
3 ай бұрын
Stop using that shit it’s bad for you
@disaiahm98
3 ай бұрын
That is hilarious😂
@spencerjames5271
3 ай бұрын
Truman you’re scaring me. I think you need to take your meds
@mcthuggus
3 ай бұрын
bru no one wants to know that u weird fr
@mcthuggus
3 ай бұрын
bru no one wants to know that u weird fr
@QveenOfSwords
3 ай бұрын
I would marry this man and leave everything I know behind tomorrow- this is the candid energy every human should strive for 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@nexiuz2233
3 ай бұрын
I don’t think that’s healthy
@Basbhat
3 ай бұрын
You and probably a million other girls lol
@dimasbenitez9240
3 ай бұрын
Just as long as you’re ok with your kids eating crayons. Theo is hilarious but he is hillbilly stupid.
@sopranos45
3 ай бұрын
Are you freaking High if he had no money and wasn't famous would you still pick some random trailer park dude with a mullet highly doubt it thank you for showing you are definitely a gold digger
@JonahNelson7
3 ай бұрын
Uhh well help a guy out. He’s still available
@jeffpepper6197
3 ай бұрын
Asthma is a choice ha ha ha😂😂😂🎉😅 classic get em Theo
@HPatRoyers-fs2ub
23 күн бұрын
Could listen for hours. As long as he retains his “whatever comes out comes out” mode of thought. 😂
@Viscousdragoon77
3 ай бұрын
Theo von is one of the funniest people ever
@TrishRyan-ey8go
2 ай бұрын
True dat ❤😂😂
@danmayberry6717
3 ай бұрын
Theo, whether you know it or not sir, you're actually making a difference in people's lives for the better. I know ... I'm one of them
@Krazzy2188
3 ай бұрын
Dude ain't doing shit lol
@dakotaflower5926
3 ай бұрын
Please tell me that’s sarcasm 😂😂
@sswans9664
3 ай бұрын
If people would stop watching p*rn, countless children, teens & young adults would be safer. There's some sick sob's on this planet. Ppl that watch p0rn are helping to finance it- even when they don't pay to watch it. There's a lot more to it than just watching consenting adults having s3x. & When you think about it, that's just weird in the first place.
@sopranos45
3 ай бұрын
Well that's pretty sad that anyone has their bar set so low that they're letting Theo make a difference in their lives WTF is wrong with this generation
@danmayberry6717
3 ай бұрын
@@sopranos45 we didn't watch TV shows about gay mob guys who wanna circle jerk each other, and fantasize about being one of them
@Ty4ler
3 ай бұрын
Bro Theo gotta be best guy to have in your blunt circle. He would say some shit like this and I would laugh I’m 3 different languages
@rafaelalcala7122
3 ай бұрын
Praying for your deliverance Theo. 🙏✝️
@karlaschmid
3 ай бұрын
Yes let it be done! In Jesus’ name 🙌
@Matthew-z6y
3 ай бұрын
@@karlaschmid Amen
@ashleyannette18
3 ай бұрын
I have done this more times than I would like to admit too.
@hitch4198
2 ай бұрын
I want jesus to make love to me
@leebliss3622
2 ай бұрын
Cringe don’t
@brandianderson287
3 ай бұрын
Never give up Theo,your always a constant. ❤
@MindSynced_AI
2 ай бұрын
Good message
@RipFreddy
3 ай бұрын
I swear he’s been relapsing for years😂
@backspaceninja9860
3 ай бұрын
48hrs is good. At least in my world 😂 that shit is so addictive.
@mcthuggus
3 ай бұрын
bruh u a simp lol its not even THAT addictive
@yahudahthelionking6190
3 ай бұрын
“And that’s who I am baby!” Ain’t nothing better than honesty. 😅
@d.j.mcnair2488
3 ай бұрын
Love this dude ‼️🤣🤣
@slademcconnell6343
3 ай бұрын
I say , I say, there's a chickenhawk in the coupe! 😂
@gamebred88
3 ай бұрын
theo is goated man. Wish he knew it
@genelong2869
3 ай бұрын
I agree with these statements 100 percent brotha
@josephdykes1820
3 ай бұрын
The struggle is real
@Chris-lp8mz
3 ай бұрын
Yeah it's the modern cigarette. I believe it will be more restricted in the future. Just don't know how they'll manage it.
@benkeel2966
Ай бұрын
Love love Theo❤
@geoff7727
28 күн бұрын
He was gonna start watching corn right there 😂
@ChloeFromUtah
3 ай бұрын
I just quit my asthma 67 seconds ago
@bridgettesullivan7017
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂 if only it were that easy
@ChloeFromUtah
Ай бұрын
@@bridgettesullivan7017 1 month asthma free 🤪
@aspenrosen3457
29 күн бұрын
"Spokaine"....😂 still dying.
@nickolasanderson8133
3 ай бұрын
God damnit I love me some Theo clips
@JohnnyRayVibeVibeTribe
Ай бұрын
The last part though gunny af 😂😂😂
@MimiKate5
3 ай бұрын
My 3am broken heart insomnia needed this ❤😂
@jimmyjam1710
Ай бұрын
He almost broke himself on that asthma line
@charlesmarcelin9051
2 ай бұрын
This dude😂😂😂😂😂
@ashley3k
2 ай бұрын
I love this man
@emmetmeyer6671
3 ай бұрын
Theo is a national treasure Happy 4th
@jezzlaffy
3 ай бұрын
Bro has that funny bone.
@RougeSoldier
3 ай бұрын
Funny theo
@Aintjokintv
2 ай бұрын
The most realest white boy😂
@CretinH
3 ай бұрын
Theos bandana made me think my blue light filter was turned all the way up
@daisybluegroff
Ай бұрын
Total genius.
@tyregelo
Ай бұрын
😂 that bandana is working for you baby! ❤
@everythingwelljess8029
2 ай бұрын
Lol...this man!!! ❤❤❤❤
@monkey5878
Ай бұрын
Absolutely true - we choose not to be able to breath lol 😂
@patriottruckerwarriorkekoa1704
Ай бұрын
I love u Theo ,yer awesome
@yessiree605
2 ай бұрын
Love Theo! Love all his sayings, how he speaks and his show is the best
@Shayala11
3 ай бұрын
Good for you, Theo. Setting a good example!
@TheMeatLogo
3 ай бұрын
Let’s get into itttttttttttt 😂 Fucking Love Theo!! Profoundly Ridiculous. Emphasis on Profound and Ridiculous!
@ghostwavewrider
3 ай бұрын
Best comedian ever
@PattiFinn
Ай бұрын
He’s freakin’ fun!
@lindseybuesking4437
Ай бұрын
I freaking loveee youuu🥰😘
@PaulAllen-e8v
Ай бұрын
I literally LAUGHED OUT LOUD
@dallen91523
3 ай бұрын
So true, how do you run out of breath when you never leave the couch?
@BatkoBrat
3 ай бұрын
Noah Lyles had asthma and now he is one of the best sprinters in the world
@christianlove420
3 ай бұрын
❤❤❤this 100%
@xecutioners1fan738
Ай бұрын
I think I'm over 1 week in!💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽 feeling good stay strong soldiers🫡
@Deb.lost.in.Detroit
Ай бұрын
Good title for his autobiography. 😂
@RichardFlores-f6w
3 ай бұрын
Same theo same...
@lindacasey5016
Ай бұрын
Theo you help others so much by being real about it.❤❤
@dannyfenton3476
3 ай бұрын
Iconic
@donnaschow613
2 ай бұрын
Love you Theo❤... good choice 😂
@evatowne
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 You're hilarious.
@Ricky-c6c9g
3 ай бұрын
Lmao dude cracks me up😂😂
@Futile0nion
Ай бұрын
"Somebody give this man a sound board!"
@agirlwhoneedlearnhowtospel7148
3 ай бұрын
Yes it is a choice 😂😂
@Nader_61
3 ай бұрын
The Unjackable Riley Mao vs. THE JACKABLE THEO VON!
@Heixifne
3 ай бұрын
I relate to this so hard, doing something for less than a day and taking it on as your personality just to stop doing or get back to doing the think you tried to stop..lol
@nicholash2580
3 ай бұрын
Everything is a choice baby
@BrendanDavis-h7b
Ай бұрын
Brev is special. Protect this dude.
@elevationspeaker
28 күн бұрын
My first reaction to this: HwhaTt🤣🤣
@elainedress5558
2 ай бұрын
Hi Theo... I 💕 your podcast... You need to make some more .. ❤❤
@kimberlybimberly9637
3 ай бұрын
😂 thanks for blessing us Theo.
@goon825
2 ай бұрын
Me too Theo.... me tooo 😂
@dolliejones6446
Ай бұрын
This is The BEST BEAST 😂48 Hrs Off 📴😂😂😂 Let's Get Into It 😂😂😂
@DankSinatra-
Ай бұрын
I wish adult asthma was a choice😂😢
@barbarawentzel6202
2 ай бұрын
I agree. Good for u.
@quietbunny5627
3 ай бұрын
48 hours ❤❤❤ You got to start somewhere .
@WSL-dm9hs
Ай бұрын
I havea very funny to send theo a very funny one😂😂
@TabithaStockman-t3h
2 ай бұрын
Hell yeah it is !! My people 😁🤣
@KingFinkyStingers
3 ай бұрын
and that’s who i am baby
@margoomahony9565
2 ай бұрын
Good giddy god this man is one of the funniest mofos around atm. Thank you for making me laugh 🙏🏽
@kittenhasclaws3006
3 ай бұрын
😂.. the greatest thing in the world is not knowing what Theo is gonna say next. Stay strong Bruv.
@margoquintana2283
3 ай бұрын
This guy has developed his Theo character & hit it out of the ballpark!!!
@chato57er
3 ай бұрын
Theo is One of One, on God 😂
@Kevin-iz9bq
Ай бұрын
I'm 72 hours out I think we're on the same level waiting on you 😂😂
@SuperRespect88
2 ай бұрын
he’s got it this time
@williamthomas5215
2 ай бұрын
The strongest and most powerful computers in the world couldn’t think as fast as the brain of Theo Von
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