A drawer full of condiment packets? Now that's terror.
@nobodyishere2232
3 жыл бұрын
at least put them in the fridge
@theintern2960
3 жыл бұрын
I try to hoard soy sauce but I always end up using it.
@Mr_Random416
3 жыл бұрын
And then leave them in there for a couple months and throw them away because your not using them and they’re taking up space.
@piyo744
3 жыл бұрын
@@nobodyishere2232 i have a fridge drawer full of ketchup packets from like arby's
@DonkeyWork420
3 жыл бұрын
My mother and sister both do this, women are strange
@tweetyboid7424
3 жыл бұрын
That lip smack full on seals the deal
@jackreid2664
3 жыл бұрын
Yep, that's Denton!
@roboticol6280
3 жыл бұрын
it's the bag within bags that no one talks about
@jackreid2664
3 жыл бұрын
@Chitan what a rotten way to die
@tehnarelhok718
2 жыл бұрын
The pause before the lip smack really got me
@soldadoryanbr7776
3 жыл бұрын
This could be a cutscene from the game itself and no one would say anything
@thelemonguardian6057
3 жыл бұрын
Wait. This cutscene isn't from the game?
@scaryshit24
3 жыл бұрын
@@thelemonguardian6057 it's a mod for deus ex, actually. Either that or Gianni made this up. Or, y'know, I've gotten myself into an r/whooosh situation.
@comonaocraftar
3 жыл бұрын
@@scaryshit24 yes you did
@ignaeon
3 жыл бұрын
@@thelemonguardian6057 I thought it was before seeing the uploader.
@mcvoid7052
3 жыл бұрын
@@scaryshit24 If it isn't a mod for Deus Ex, it fucking will be.
@heartbeat4atinman
3 жыл бұрын
I'm not gonna stand here and listen to you badmouth the greatest condiment packets the world has ever known
@buckplug2423
3 жыл бұрын
Corporate advertisement? And you believe it! Don't you know where those preservatives come from?
@macklinbutcher3145
3 жыл бұрын
@@buckplug2423 Electronic old men and their condiment's flexibility.
@simbiote89
3 жыл бұрын
Chick-Fil-A Honey Mustard?
@qrangejuice8225
3 жыл бұрын
At this point those condiment packets have formed their own society in there.
@disappointment7581
3 жыл бұрын
You mean the bacteria INSIDE the packets?
@jaxoncarter2electricboogal921
3 жыл бұрын
Sauce-iety
@billyborton5136
3 жыл бұрын
@@jaxoncarter2electricboogal921 SUS-iety!
@ruileite4579
3 жыл бұрын
The condiment packets:We live in a society😔
@picanigeorgello2847
3 жыл бұрын
@@disappointment7581 what if our universe is just inside a ketchup packet inside some larger beings kitchen drawer
@Hippie_Holmes
3 жыл бұрын
Seems about right
@spyda-cherno1342
3 жыл бұрын
Im not gonna lie, I have kitchen cabinets with hidden McDonald's ketchup packets
@oatmeal3013
3 жыл бұрын
ive got a whole jar of multiple brands
@oreoxiv6475
3 жыл бұрын
I’ve got soy sauce packets from 7 months ago
@oatmeal3013
3 жыл бұрын
@@oreoxiv6475 weak numbers, mine are years old and should probably be thrown out
@oreoxiv6475
3 жыл бұрын
@@oatmeal3013 Alright, that’s impressive, but is it as impressive as having a half eaten pack of salted crackers in your cabinet for +5 years?
@oatmeal3013
3 жыл бұрын
@@oreoxiv6475 god knows what objects have been hiding in my pantry for who knows how long. weapons of mass destruction for all we know.
@theintern2960
3 жыл бұрын
"Corn is a side-dish that goes with nothing."
@thefunnyman8073
3 жыл бұрын
This is eerily accurate.
@ZoofyZoof
3 жыл бұрын
Don't, like, a LOT of people put corn with mashed potatoes?
@pedrogrillo
3 жыл бұрын
I mean you do have a point
@chancedavis6216
3 жыл бұрын
Ahem, grilled corncobs and steak?
@thecornguy3934
3 жыл бұрын
Excuse me?
@Arzhator
3 жыл бұрын
"What a shame."
@SlammedOnGasoline
3 жыл бұрын
“He was a good man.”
@dillankempter5780
3 жыл бұрын
“What a rotten way to die.”
@kahnqueror8486
3 жыл бұрын
*Lip smack*
@andygarrido58
3 жыл бұрын
"Heh heh."
@johnny_my_penls_is_small_but
3 жыл бұрын
I thought I'd laugh but instead this meme went and stabbed me behind my back.
@bigch33se11
3 жыл бұрын
"OOUGH!"
@bionicmanspeedruns
3 жыл бұрын
*music starts playing*
@jorijndg
3 жыл бұрын
What a rotten way to die.
@thechazz3230
3 жыл бұрын
"Its the bags within bags that no one talks about." Don't you bad mouth my collection of grocery store bags that I started collecting so I would not have to pay for them but always forget to bring to the store.
@digiorno5600
3 жыл бұрын
Are you my mom?
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
3 жыл бұрын
Just donate some to the sea
@harperna3938
3 жыл бұрын
when the end times come and your drawers and belly are empty, i will look down upon you from my throne of diablo sauce packets and laugh.
@theunchosendude5446
3 жыл бұрын
love the lip smack
@skeletalmesh9872
3 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced you are the actual, original voice actor of every single FPS protagonist up to like 2010
@BojackHex
3 жыл бұрын
Gianni, I genuinely hope you're doing well, and I hope your dog or dogs are doing well too. No particular reason, you just popped up in my head and I was like "Hey, I hope Gianni and his dog or dogs are doing well." So I sent this message.
@GianniMatragrano
3 жыл бұрын
hey thank you, and back atcha
@BojackHex
3 жыл бұрын
Lol right on.
@Tequila628
3 жыл бұрын
WTF! I miss the old internet where we cursed each other all the time...
@Bootleg_Jones
3 жыл бұрын
Wh-what did you do to Gianni's dog(s)?!
@Urinalmint7
3 жыл бұрын
@@Tequila628 We gotta have a balance of the two. We can't just be mean to Gianni all the time or Gianni will cry and disown us
@squidjerky
3 жыл бұрын
"What a shame all these condiments gone to waste.... like a bodybag."
@SJKlapecki
3 жыл бұрын
how dare he come after me and my increasingly large number of soy sauce packets collecting in my drawer
@SprDrumio64
3 жыл бұрын
"When McDonalds drive through fails us, we really do live in a world of terror." -JC Tenton
@jcdenton8221
3 жыл бұрын
When throwing away old ketchup packets fails us, we truly do live in a world of terror.
@cobaltdeleon
3 жыл бұрын
Ain't nothing wrong with bags within bags.
@thekiss2083
3 жыл бұрын
Some grocery stores have a bin up front for you to recycle them
@neyoid
3 жыл бұрын
@@thekiss2083 its called reduce, _reuse_ , recycle
@Kenfren
3 жыл бұрын
@@neyoid you don't need 10,000 bags. Generally you don't even need to buy plastic/paper bags like that
@digitalunity
3 жыл бұрын
@@Kenfren hi, two months late but I'd like to argue this point real quick: Some of us would rather take the (formerly) free plastic bags from the store and use them as: - small wastebasket liners - Dog cleanup bags - Reusable bags for generalized purposes - Spray paint surface protection Or one of a thousand other uses that exist. The only reason we have a bag with a bunch of bags in it is so we don't run out, and on the off chance several have developed holes. There is no reason to be against the idea of having a spare supply of easily repurposed bags, especially when the "Bags you're actually supposed to use" cost more money and produce more paper or plastic waste than just using the ones that this months' groceries were bought in
@zombietv4240
Жыл бұрын
Пакет с пакетами
@marcoe.3314
3 жыл бұрын
JC Denton is probably one of those people who open the condiment packets and pours them inside a jar.
@orvilleredenpiller338
3 жыл бұрын
TIL I’m a nanoaugmented cyberpunk messiah.
@JeanMarceaux
3 жыл бұрын
I mean… He has a point… Add.: if we're talking about something like salt and pepper, that is. If it's about dipping sauce and the like, then it's lunacy.
@AlexRango
3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit gianni, is there a voice you CAN'T do?
@GmodPlusWoW
3 жыл бұрын
Frighteningly good approximation of JC, holy shit.
@RikkiSan1
3 жыл бұрын
Seriously you should do more Deus Ex memes your JC voice is on point
@roadtriiip
3 жыл бұрын
this is real footage of me talking to myself in my kitchen at 3pm
@pinao9928
3 жыл бұрын
Since you just did Deus Ex, i feel like an Adam Jensen meme is now mandatory Gianni
@Abdega
3 жыл бұрын
But since you just *asked for this* , can he even do it now?
@pinao9928
3 жыл бұрын
@@Abdega dang it
@TheLordZoka
3 жыл бұрын
I caught myself looking over at “that drawer” in my house when he said that.
@Damian_1989
3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit dude, for a second there i thought you actually got Jay Franke to say the line, your impression is scary accurate.
@Its_Shadowyy
3 жыл бұрын
Minimalist is good.
@LAV-III
3 жыл бұрын
I feel personally attacked knowing about the unholy amount of old condiment packets I still have
@-Raylight
3 жыл бұрын
The lip smack is a perfection xD *_"What a shame, he was a good character. What a rotten way to die"_*
@gabbycotto4024
3 жыл бұрын
So this man’s superpower is that he can do perfect impressions, but the drawback is it only works if he says every big line in one breath.
@churroburro-813
3 жыл бұрын
Howdy
@churroburro-813
3 жыл бұрын
Its very lonely here
@Vandarte_translator
3 жыл бұрын
@@churroburro-813 oh yeah yeah
@f.palmero5010
3 жыл бұрын
JC: Doesn't get his condiments JC: *When Drive-thru fails us we really live in a world of terror.*
@zenozipperoni8875
3 жыл бұрын
Can't believe JC Denton just roasted my entire family.
@okeman7614
3 жыл бұрын
Future is dark indeed.
@makinglovecraft7362
3 жыл бұрын
Okay no joke, that is an absolutely *perfect* JC
@errortryagainlater4240
3 жыл бұрын
Bags within bags are a *cultural staple,* thank you very much.
@eeyuup
3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, this is SPOT ON. Really, absolutely fantastic. Even got the random lip smack that sometimes went into the dialogues.
@LegendarySparantus
3 жыл бұрын
JC Denton's voice is spot on. Maybe a bit breathy but one can recognize JC's voice in no time. The voice itself and the fast talking are perfect.
@dillonhunt1720
3 жыл бұрын
You have 10 seconds to get rid of the condiment packets before I add you to the list of NSF casualties
@ntgm8
3 жыл бұрын
That JC impression is just perfect
@michaelg-leonard1069
3 жыл бұрын
LMAO Your JC Denton voice is so on point, you should do more Deus Ex memes
@TheWoozly
3 жыл бұрын
PITCH PERFECT UNREAL
@volusian95
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for reminding me to clean mine out, JC
@subhuman2433
3 жыл бұрын
Except send YOU back to the people, in a bodybag within a bodybag.
@buckplug2423
3 жыл бұрын
Number one: In 1945 fastfood chains used up around 5% of their budget on packaging. Now they spend 65%. Number two: In 1900 2% of Americans reported an excess of sauces and other plastic containers in their kitchen drawer: now it's about 90 percent. It's called condimentation. Increases pollution and corporate profit, decreases culinary feng shui.
@macklinbutcher3145
3 жыл бұрын
@@buckplug2423 That's terror.
@brianirwin8111
3 жыл бұрын
That's a spot-on impression, very well done.
@retnixslav6399
3 жыл бұрын
That lip smack got me
@elbashar7589
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@Pigmedog
3 жыл бұрын
why are you locked in the condiments drawer?
@MegaStarIncorporated
3 жыл бұрын
you talking to me?
@Pigmedog
3 жыл бұрын
maybe you should try getting a job
@Klonkus
3 жыл бұрын
@@Pigmedog Okay, where?
@Pigmedog
3 жыл бұрын
@@Klonkus burger king
@cfdeers
3 жыл бұрын
it's time Gianni. Voice all of Denton's lines in the Malkavian mod. Innocent GEP Guns are relying on you.
@schnegva7801
3 жыл бұрын
I just remembered that There are beans rotting in the cupboard
@greenflames11
3 жыл бұрын
Holy hell dude your denton impression is spot on
@wotruannwah5678
3 жыл бұрын
Your best work yet.
@Edge_Boye
3 жыл бұрын
Why is this man so relatable to me
@life4trinity
3 жыл бұрын
It's not JC Denton without the lip-smacking.
@joshuadarrow
3 жыл бұрын
I feel called out.
@ComputingCactus
3 жыл бұрын
damn i think this is the best JC you've done yet
@InfiniteEscuro
3 жыл бұрын
He's right. There two huge plastic bags in a closest in my house that have bags in them, which have bags in them, which have bags in them. Anyway, long story short, there's probably well over a hundred bags in there that are "for later" that haven't seen the light of day in years.
@dannyyoroi1955
2 жыл бұрын
That was strangely specific and incredibly relatable
@YLS8763
2 жыл бұрын
Dude! This is amazing! You sound just like him! Give us MORE JC!
@KnoxCarbon
3 жыл бұрын
I legit thought it was Jay Anthony Franke at first. You are an exceptionally talented VO
@mrmuyagi9907
3 жыл бұрын
That impression was spot on omg
@brosephnoonan223
3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit Gio, this is so spot on it hurts.
@leisuresuitspam5636
3 жыл бұрын
God the lip smack that's literally genius
@ervinkorri4144
3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely incredible voice acting
@Plant_btw
3 жыл бұрын
i am astonished at how accurate this is
@ged-4138
3 жыл бұрын
"Bags stacked one in another. They'll all need to be reactivated, but we never touch anything directly. We only influence. Suggest. Insinuate"
@REParedes
3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit your JC Denton is so good man! Even got the lip smack in there
@JacobPadlock
3 жыл бұрын
*staring at the pile of bags within bags that's been on my bedroom floor for a month* listen...
@lemmythetrash-goblin8291
3 жыл бұрын
I still have that one ketchup packet from Burger King I wnet to like month ago. It's still in my pocket. I don't really know what to do with it. Everytime I make something I want ketchup with, I go with the ketchup I have in freezer. So it's just remains
@CinnaBread
3 жыл бұрын
pass it on to your next of kin and establish it as a priceless family heirloom
@GritHawke
3 жыл бұрын
You freeze your ketchup? Hardcore
@elowin1691
3 жыл бұрын
Wait, you voiced this? This isn't edited together from in-game clips? What the fuck, that impression is WAY too accurate
@MrDammed1
3 жыл бұрын
"its the bags within bags no one talks about" is so jc
@nexuspalkia
Жыл бұрын
this is so accurate
@GensenPrime
3 жыл бұрын
I love how accurate this is
@thebonkera1221
2 жыл бұрын
Forgive my interruption, my condiment packs are augmented.
@Kashi-K
3 жыл бұрын
..i have a drawer full of condiment packets...
@chaffXgrenade
3 жыл бұрын
On one hand, I could just subscribe to Gianni. I should, honestly. On the other hand, the Almighty Algorithm somehow manages to always recommend me his most recent upload anyway. A subconscious subscription.
@DSMA98
3 жыл бұрын
that's a really good J.C impression, well done
@karhu7581
3 жыл бұрын
oh wow genuinely perfect impression
@savrulsavvy2219
3 жыл бұрын
I was not prepared for how heavy that got.
@PanzerMan332
3 жыл бұрын
You leave me and my bags of bags alone.
@KFCGAMING55
3 жыл бұрын
Listen, when the ketchup packets start to turn dark is when they get their flavor ok?
@Awesomeficationify
3 жыл бұрын
Growing up with an uncle that was a horder, I could never convince him of this. Drove me mad having to visit him.
@here4good
3 жыл бұрын
*starts looking at own kitchen drawers in mistrust*
@reborninsanity
3 жыл бұрын
That was perfect Deus Ex Hell Gang, we out here :)
@dickwaffle468
3 жыл бұрын
That voice is so on point. holy crap.
@Sorrelhas
3 жыл бұрын
Bags within bags are a lost art
@polockirishman5347
3 жыл бұрын
This was beautiful
@bekiraltindal9053
2 жыл бұрын
Noone: JC Danton: *LIP SMACK*
@Blazberry_Yaint
2 жыл бұрын
This video was the only reason i bought Deus Ex.
@NicheGames
3 жыл бұрын
At first, I thought it really was JC's voice. You have quite impressive skills.
@OmniBomer
3 жыл бұрын
Within bags interlinked. Within bags interlinked.
@shanec9822
3 жыл бұрын
that was the PERFECT lip smack
@claymorgan2825
3 жыл бұрын
Your JC denton is flawless
@mordikymaskmin5385
3 жыл бұрын
Best new death grips single I've heard in a while
@BloodRedFox2008
3 жыл бұрын
ngl this is pretty damn on point, like holy shit you really do manage to sound exactly like the original VA Jay Anthony Franke.
@LegendarySparantus
3 жыл бұрын
The lip smack cracked me up x)
@moonraven6145
3 жыл бұрын
Thought that was real for awhile tbh, great impression.
@realkingofantarctica
2 жыл бұрын
The delivery on that final line can not be replicated. It takes frivolous understanding of many layers of context in order to simply understand it.
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