“I do NOT have an OnlyFans... yet” -Attorney Tom, 2021
@Ivyevolution
3 жыл бұрын
Yet
@ppleakage2785
3 жыл бұрын
Emphasis on yet
@michaelwinter742
3 жыл бұрын
Edit date to specify “early 2021” …that’s some choice work from home action.
@Razor-gx2dq
3 жыл бұрын
Y E T......
@remainsunknown8196
3 жыл бұрын
CLF Cuddly Lawyer Feet
@Blindashitmetalasfuck
3 жыл бұрын
If that guy doesn't send video evidence of him asking his crush out within 24 hours, and Tom doesn't sue him, WE should SUE TOM for not holding up HIS end of the bargain. CHECK MATE, TOMMY BOY!!!
@derpenstein713
3 жыл бұрын
Tom: *makes finger gun while ominous music plays* Me: That is a very threatening finger gun, my friend....
@Arcticroberto9376
3 жыл бұрын
You subjectively fear for your life, and objectively he has lethal laser fingers
@Septicemic-Fugue
3 жыл бұрын
I, as an objective person, can clearly see that his finger guns are able to cause grievous bodily harm, immediately.
@jemandanderes7075
3 жыл бұрын
Oh, that was a finger gun, sorry Tom, I didn't mean it.
@Jamesvandaele
3 жыл бұрын
I felt like I was in immediate objective and subjective threat of grievous bodily harm from that finger gun.
@ppleakage2785
3 жыл бұрын
Tell your crush you like her or get sued The choice is yours
@Mitchy-qw8no
3 жыл бұрын
*jigsaw theme plays*
@Balbs77
3 жыл бұрын
There is a pretty big shot lawyer who trains at my gym. There have been multiple times where he has gone to dispute traffic tickets only out of principle. Undoubtedly was not worth his time, but in his own words "I'm a bulldog in the courtroom like I am on the mat" Edit: we refer to him as "Crazy Phil"
@Raiden0831
3 жыл бұрын
big shot in your city,state, or like national? First thought was Harvey Spectre from suits
@JoseHueso08
3 жыл бұрын
Hey Tom the other guy with an eyepatch is chubbyemu, he is a medical KZitemr. He makes pretty interesting videos.
@TGears314
2 жыл бұрын
Haha I can’t believe he’s a KZitemr and hasn’t found chubbyemu’s channel yet!!!
@IDoABitOfTrollin
2 жыл бұрын
KZitem Viewer leaves a comment, this is what happened to his liver.
@wessltov
Жыл бұрын
A lawyer didn't heart this comment. *This* is what happened to his Reddit recommendations
@Twallrion
Жыл бұрын
@@TGears314 i haven't heard of this avian variety on youtube myself tbh
@CainXVII
Жыл бұрын
His videos are gross, medical scare-porn. Don't look him up
@PJthederpygecko
3 жыл бұрын
Everyone talking about the only fans quote, but he literally called out his whole subreddit
@naoufaltaheri8174
3 жыл бұрын
This vid came out 11 min ago and it's 12 minutes long, how did you see it...
@PJthederpygecko
3 жыл бұрын
@@naoufaltaheri8174 I started the vid within a minute of it posting, didn't skip any lol, no idea why
@naoufaltaheri8174
3 жыл бұрын
@@PJthederpygecko Sure *cough* wizard *cough*
@PJthederpygecko
3 жыл бұрын
@@naoufaltaheri8174 I'm a what
@naoufaltaheri8174
3 жыл бұрын
@@PJthederpygecko Wigwag, i said wigwag. I am doing the wigwag. Wigwagging like a wizard.
@drvelocci
3 жыл бұрын
Yes he does!🤥
@Thickness101
3 жыл бұрын
“I don’t have an onlyfans” alright you keep your secrets
@meflo
3 жыл бұрын
Hey Tom i truly appreciate your work and effort you put into these videos keep up the good work. Wish you the best
@AttorneyTom
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@Snowclimb
3 жыл бұрын
5:22 I believe that's Chubbyemu btw. They're a doctor who reviews cases from around the USA I believe and describe the medical process to helping that person along with what happened to their bodies in specific scenarios. Cool channel honestly.
@PiousSlayer
3 жыл бұрын
He changes the facts a bit in some of them in respect to the actual victim and for other reasons. An example of this is the mother who drank distilled water for a Wii competition at a radio station, she died in real life, but he said she recovered in the video he made.
@Snowclimb
3 жыл бұрын
@@PiousSlayer yea some of the ones he did I believe were just artificial scenarios made for educational purposes too. It is cool stuff just wish there was more videos. Same goes for Tom too lol
@TGears314
2 жыл бұрын
@@PiousSlayer he explicitly states at the 11:54 mark that schools changed the story to teach about the chemical our bodies produce that causes us to retain water. Medical science has changed it, not chubbyemu
@PiousSlayer
2 жыл бұрын
@@TGears314 Ah, at the very very end of the video, I forgot about that sentence, forgive me. I do like his content, it's very informative. My comment is still accurate, he/people does/do change names, dates, ages and other details as well for various reasons and this shouldn't detract from the quality of his channel.
@warzoneguy6089
3 жыл бұрын
All the use of force questions Tom screens sound a lot like a concealed carry class lol
@dungeontsar7749
3 жыл бұрын
I’ve never understood concealed carry, like surely you would want people to see you have a gun and choose someone else to rob
@Bloodshade
3 жыл бұрын
Dungeon Tsar printing can actually make you more of a target since you’re (1) the obvious first person to neutralize in a situation and (2) carrying a valuable piece of equipment that some people might want. It’s like saying you want to film a riot with a full blown, 8K cinematographer rig - you’re putting a target on yourself.
@dungeontsar7749
3 жыл бұрын
@@Bloodshade Those are fair points, does explain a statistic from years ago I saw that people who carry guns are more likely to get shot. Thank you!
@dungeontsar7749
3 жыл бұрын
@Legate Lanius Thank you for the context, I grew up around gun people but never hand gun people so I’m not as familiar with the laws around handguns. Still seems a little silly to me to carry handguns all the time, there are very few situations I would want to interject myself into, just seems immoral to me to kill a robber, he’s a victim as much as any of us are. But I do appreciate the extra context!
@obiwankenobi4009
3 жыл бұрын
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
@isaaccarabott
3 жыл бұрын
I don't think Yoda would approve of this Obi Wan...
@notsilver5218
3 жыл бұрын
Hi Space Jesus
@Daniel-fi7jp
3 жыл бұрын
The clarifying point for the threat is that “objective” means from the perspective of the defendant, not objective from an omniscient perspective.
@hommie789
3 жыл бұрын
The other person wearing an eye patch was a doctor on KZitem called Chubbyemu who does real case scenarios. His video's are pretty good TBH.
@iamdigory
3 жыл бұрын
Attorney Tom, presenting to the emergency room with a severe case of hypo meme emia, hypo meaning not enough, meme referring to internet culture, and emia meaning... go watch his videos to find out
@ItsAsparageese
3 жыл бұрын
@@iamdigory presenting☝️* you forgot the hand lol
@Mr_Twiglesworth
3 жыл бұрын
You're only a year older than me? Boy that hits me like a wall of failure
@ItsAsparageese
3 жыл бұрын
He's several years younger than me, we're all on different tracks and none of us are too old to do cool things, don't compare your progress to others homie
@sparkydoggo8691
3 жыл бұрын
If I run over a pothole and my car breaks, can I sue the city?
@Bombsuitsandkilts
3 жыл бұрын
Garand Thumb and Attorney Tom telling me I'm a King is my new bedtime playlist
@farmtomeme6265
3 жыл бұрын
That man out here playing Mario kart with fireworks
@toomuchiwannado1777
3 жыл бұрын
The fake gun scenario sounds like the "prank" of a lady's "friends" that pretended to kidnap her on the interstate but the van had "happy birthday" banners.
@laurasalo6160
3 жыл бұрын
Did you see the video of a girl, she was promoting for a restaurant on the front street, in a star wars outfit (the white soldiers?) and a fake gun and she got swarmed by cops and made to lay down (which she struggled to do because the outfit prohibited limb moving/bending a bit). She got her face mushed into the s/w with her face helmet on and was crying. It was a little unnecessary once she laid down the fake weapon -- and her boss was hollering "its a costume! She works for me!" And it was probably may the 4th too. Oh Canada smh
@laurasalo6160
3 жыл бұрын
Storm Trooper, I think it was a Storm Trooper outfit. Sorry to fans everywhere...
@leroy3029
3 жыл бұрын
War crimes - - > go straight to Den Hague and don't collect 200$ And yes most countries have extradition treaties with the war crimes Court in Den Hague
@Scorialimit
3 жыл бұрын
Real talk, an eyepatch has to be one of the coolest accessories a man can have (even if it's for an important reason)
@thebigmanskeet6969
3 жыл бұрын
I fully expect the next Ace Attorney game's big rival prosecutor to be a dude in an eyepatch. Thanks, Tom.
@lucas9751
3 жыл бұрын
His eye isn't lazy, it just works too hard.
@MinistryOfMagic_DoM
3 жыл бұрын
The only fans that Attorney Tom has been using to show us how short he is, 5'9", has been absolutely amazing and worth every penny. It's very real and it's actually a thing join today!
@rapture_bishop
3 жыл бұрын
If lawyers aren't supposed to lie, why insist on saying Tom doesn't have an Onlyfans?
@BreaddBreaddwardson
3 жыл бұрын
"I don't have an OnlyFans." 😔 "Yet." 😳
@scottmatznick3140
3 жыл бұрын
I've gotten to the point with my lazy eye so that I can completely ignore the input from it when I'm reading. In other words, I force that one eye to be blind.
@phoenixreborn32
3 жыл бұрын
It bugs me with the eyepatch like don't you think you should take it off when you need tok
@ItsAsparageese
3 жыл бұрын
@@phoenixreborn32 No, that would be a slippery slope toward not benefiting from it at all. The whole idea is that you force the other eye to work harder, which necessitates challenging it when it's struggling. Otherwise it's sorta like just skipping lifting weights anytime they feel heavy :P
@phoenixreborn32
3 жыл бұрын
@@ItsAsparageese then he shouldn't upload if his lazy eye is bugging him that bad
@ItsAsparageese
3 жыл бұрын
@@phoenixreborn32 I don't know how to explain to you that your comment makes zero sense. 🤦♂️ It's going to be struggling in the evenings either way, what do you want him to do, lie around and be mad about it? Let people live their lives, I'm sure he's got a neurologist or ophthalmologist advising him who knows a lot more about contraindicated activities than you do.
@phoenixreborn32
3 жыл бұрын
@@ItsAsparageese lawl
@pyrotempestwing
3 жыл бұрын
Shooting fireworks at another driver? What is this, Sonic and AllStar racing?
@monkemode8128
3 жыл бұрын
Not a lawyer but I always fight bs tickets because I think by fighting them you hopefully make the cops less likely to give out those tickets. Even though I could afford a ticket, some people can't.
@Bloodshade
3 жыл бұрын
THEN WHO THE HECK AM I PAYING $25 A MONTH TO?! SHOW YOUR FEET AS PROOF
@alexistrudel3462
3 жыл бұрын
And now we wait for the greenscreen eye patch
@C4L4M4R_03
3 жыл бұрын
THE TITLE MADE ME CHOKE HAHAAHAAAHAHH
@Jonathan_McConnell
3 жыл бұрын
You asked for it, I will send proof of confirmation on the Reddit.
@iamspeedwoof
3 жыл бұрын
Which one is more expensive tho? Hiring a Trafic lawyer or just paying the fine?
@liriodendronlasianthus
2 жыл бұрын
My dad just went into court himself. 🤣 And he won.
@PsychOsmosis
3 жыл бұрын
*"Unjustified use of force."* What is the US legal definition for "force"? I would think fireworks don't constitute "use of force". Force, in the physics sense, would apply to pushing/punching/shooting/slicing/bashing someone. With using fireworks in their general direction, there is force applied by the propelling mechanism, but it's not applied onto the other person in this case, unless they get hit that is (which isn't clear considering that Tom has the video overlaid in a tiny-ass window).
@tompatterson1548
3 жыл бұрын
I guess law students are probably gonna fight the ticket to get some practice.
@tyshred9251
3 жыл бұрын
Hopefully home boy comes through. Tom might actually sue that ass. Lol.
@helloimbored2365
3 жыл бұрын
We were in love.... *AND YOU LEFT ME FOR THIS*
@caseyhamm8822
2 жыл бұрын
‘as the night goes on, my eye gets lazier and lazier’ so do i!
@aguy7942
3 жыл бұрын
11:00 I wonder if that guy is going to tell people he survived a bombing.
@cecilyerker
3 жыл бұрын
There’s a great local lawyer duo called Brown and Brown, it’s two lawyer brothers and one of them has an eye patch, they do ads on KZitem where they tour their childhood and youth landmarks in Saint Louis and in Illinois and their mom often makes an appearance too.
@neillcoetzer9133
3 жыл бұрын
A friend of mine who was in law school had a simmilar situation. He got a super high traffic fine for some nonsense and the traffic officer told him if he does not pay it he'll have a warrant out for his arrest. Was funny because when it happened I was lifting in the car with him at the time
@TheSourKraut
3 жыл бұрын
2 random thoughts 1. What happened with the first upload of this video? I mean the notification of it violating TOS. 2. How does your lazy affect the outcome of a trial if you can look at the jury AND the defendant at the same time? Just wondering. Asking for a friend, of course
@macatacwarrior7204
3 жыл бұрын
I already told my crush I like her. The result? She’s my gf. Also your birthday is 4 days before my gf’s
@harrisonrichter9414
3 жыл бұрын
With that eyepatch, Tom's only fans should be pirate lingerie shoots
@zacharylozowski
3 жыл бұрын
Not sure how I feel about those people getting paid. If you think they honestly should, by all means pay them. But to me it seems sort of separate from you at this point. they weren’t necessarily commissioned by you. That being said if that is a place you feel comfortable putting the money go for it, it would be very kind and generous
@Lynwood_Jackson
3 жыл бұрын
When I was 14 I was falsely arrested for a violent crime. Following the interrogation, my father got into a screaming match with a PA State Trooper about the use of force that ended with him saying, "if someone threatens you with a hoagie every day, you have the right to shoot them." The exchange had nothing to do with why I was arrested, but it certainly lightened the mood.
@QuikVidGuy
2 жыл бұрын
What it sounds like is that the objective part is the demonstrable threat: You can't just get a vibe that someone is dangerous and kill them even if you truly believe they are And then the subjective is that you actually feel threatened: They can't stand there with the gun while you calmly and smugly draw your own weapon and kill them first, because that demonstrates that you did not actually fear grievous bodily harm
@Acorn_Anomaly
2 жыл бұрын
The "effective communication" guy didn't realize someone had a lazy eye? I think I'd be reconsidering his employment.
@tompatterson1548
3 жыл бұрын
When they pull up the meme in court for your DUI
@auxchar
3 жыл бұрын
3:20 "Probably somebody who's drunk" But is that *beyond a reasonable doubt* somebody who's drunk?
@zacharylozowski
3 жыл бұрын
Love the content btw keep it up 👍🏼
@angelagriffin5130
3 жыл бұрын
I am curious, in Arizona someone attempted to light a flag on fire on someone's house, is that attempted arson or not. If the house had caught fire would it be considered arson?
@silverino1527
3 жыл бұрын
His Only Fans would only be photos of him dressed has a pirate
@ShitBoi
3 жыл бұрын
*aaaaaaaaannnd, just right there! **10:44** he became a katyusha rocket truck*
@football4life85
2 жыл бұрын
Dude I couldn’t believe we were both born on the same day July 10th so I clicked the link in to go to famous birthdays. Imagine my surprise when I realized not only the day is the same but also the year!!! I was born July 10, 1994!!! Wild! Edit: I also have a lazy eye!!
@Slothptimal
3 жыл бұрын
What is a justified use of force for machine gun firework bicycle?
@colejosephalexanderkashay683
3 жыл бұрын
Post on reddit
@okboomer250
3 жыл бұрын
Ok I have a question what if you kill someone in 4 different states at once Which state do you go to court? Is it a legal loophole?
@colejosephalexanderkashay683
3 жыл бұрын
Wdym
@liriodendronlasianthus
2 жыл бұрын
My dad actually fought a fine because the road lines made no sense and the cops took advantage of this in order to entrap drivers. This was pre-smartphones but I had a cheap digital camera and took all the pictures. He won!
@erycdamaso_613
3 жыл бұрын
Scenario one: why do you think police officers act cautiously and prudently around even imitation firearms?
@JacobPrater
3 жыл бұрын
Wait so its an ACTUAL lazy eye i thought that was just a saying
@SenorGato237
2 жыл бұрын
The episode in which Tom advocates someone stay on their motorcycle.
@georgetoon3747
3 жыл бұрын
Love the channel! Thanks for content worthy of my time!
@Lauren_C
3 жыл бұрын
Epic Fight: AttorneyTom vs LeagleEagle.
@markt43
3 жыл бұрын
The lawyer doth protest too much.
@IDoABitOfTrollin
2 жыл бұрын
"is it on a different eye though?" Tom... Sometimes I worry about you
@hoziersexual
3 жыл бұрын
I also have a lazy eye and it only comes out when I'm tired.
@irish3183
3 жыл бұрын
I have a lazy eye too, but I wear glasses. I wore an eyepatch as a kid (and have the embarrassing pics to prove it) but idk if it helped any. I wore it for months and I'm not sure if it did anything. I got glasses when I was like seven so the eyepatch must not have been very effective. It's less pronounced than when I was younger but at 29 I still try to avoid anyone seeing me without my glasses on cuz I'm also ugly.
@regulareric8759
3 жыл бұрын
no one pays mods. no one ever pays their mods.
@prestonarnold5094
3 жыл бұрын
If that guy doesn't tell his crush I will also sue. Am I a lawyer? No. But I am now..... Think carefully bud
@MrTwocanchew69
3 жыл бұрын
Someone stole my damn Greenacres eye patch idea from the KZitem comments
@c1dv1c1ous
3 жыл бұрын
To the fake gun question. I new of a cop who shot a kid with a fake gun many years ago before they started putting orange tips on them. He didn't get in any trouble (I personally think he should have, because the kid didn't even point the gun at him. He just saw it, yelled drop it. The kid looked at him like me???, then got shot)
@fedot_compot180
3 жыл бұрын
So underrated channel, I'm not even American, nor going to go in court. Just love wasting my time on yt)))
@emmaporterukulele
3 жыл бұрын
Hey Tom what’s the legality of pretending to be 6’1 on the internet but actually being 5’6
@willsnothere8566
3 жыл бұрын
*Metal Gear Tom: A T T O R N E Y*
@flamingbull3438
3 жыл бұрын
"I do not have AN OnlyFans ... I have several!" -Attórney Tòm
@devonthurgood9381
3 жыл бұрын
2:37 In this scenerio, where are you pulling this pint of liquor from that wouldn't be a red flag to the police officer? Your car cupholder? Your pocket? I see some other problems with those...
@Mitchy-qw8no
3 жыл бұрын
The trunk
@PaulyRules
3 жыл бұрын
I enjoy watching this mans content
@Apache32D
2 жыл бұрын
Use of force in combat is a grey area
@ninilovenana
3 жыл бұрын
You remind me of the main dude in “Raising Hope”.
@BigMythicLizard
3 жыл бұрын
Wait.. then who have I been watching this entire time?
@ponsseplc3474
3 жыл бұрын
Can you react to mashing a beer bottle and eating to make sure it's safe that would make my day
@ToxicMrSmith
2 жыл бұрын
Yes that is someone famous. That is chubby emu or Dr. Bernard. He's an amazing content creator on you've and has probably the best medical content I've seen.
@thunderbum24
3 жыл бұрын
What was the stupidest case you've ever had?
@chickenfate5235
3 жыл бұрын
4:15 *inhales* IF HE BREATHES!!!!!
@urielgrey
2 жыл бұрын
The fake gun question happened when that guy who didn't realize prank channels fake reactions and hire actors ran at people at a carnival with i think fake knives and then was shot and killed by cw holder. It was so stupid, unfortunate and i feel for the family, the person who shot him and those that witnessed it. Don't be dumb people.
@darwinxavier3516
2 жыл бұрын
The rocket bike vid reminded me of a standard shitty horror movie. "Oh no I'm being chased on my motorcycle. Surely my not-cyborg legs will get me away faster from the danger." Look guys, we've all had times on the road where we wanted to Twisted Metal someone. But remember that it is extremely illegal. And as Tom has said, if you're gonna do it, don't record yourself doing it. And if you do, don't post it like a moron.
@makanidemoulin7591
3 жыл бұрын
Attorney Tom eye patch vs Chubbyemu eye patch fight
@c1dv1c1ous
3 жыл бұрын
Who runs from fireworks?? Take that ish like a man and grab the guy off the bicycle. We used to shoot each other with bottle rockets and Roman candles for fun.
@naoufaltaheri8174
3 жыл бұрын
Video made up of pure gold
@Atamus0579
3 жыл бұрын
You better go get that money party boy
@greysontabela1114
3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you exist big dawg
@iamaphilosopher6066
3 жыл бұрын
your only fans is just you slowly taking off the eye patch
@chrstfer2452
3 жыл бұрын
Objection! Your honor I call bullshit, dis mans just perjured himself.
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