Alternate Title: Accidentally starting multiple gang fights
@Dragon__Fox
5 жыл бұрын
What the actual flipping car flip?
@cuppylife5150
4 жыл бұрын
@@Dragon__Fox NO, it's way more better when you say " holy moly christmas glory" I got this from a laurenzside
@Dragon__Fox
4 жыл бұрын
@@cuppylife5150 mistakes were made ;-; to late I won't edit it
@cuppylife5150
4 жыл бұрын
@@Dragon__Fox that's okay
@Poetic_Raven
3 жыл бұрын
Basically every episode :
@spoiltgrapes9113
5 жыл бұрын
*I also am gak when I see my crush holding another person's hand*
@LetMeSleep04
4 жыл бұрын
Same dude
@savannahx7555
4 жыл бұрын
GaX
@breueueueue
4 жыл бұрын
@@savannahx7555 gak*
@corethebirdie7636
3 жыл бұрын
BIG OOF
@Staryyn8292
3 жыл бұрын
true lol
@SirSplash-j9d
5 жыл бұрын
I read that as “Can you marry every character in Sakura School Simulator”
@criistal_frappex253
5 жыл бұрын
How?
@SirSplash-j9d
5 жыл бұрын
Stars Gacha do we really want to know?
@neoniko0398
3 жыл бұрын
@@SirSplash-j9d yes
@Faehhi
3 жыл бұрын
@@SirSplash-j9d YESSSSSS!
@corethebirdie7636
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Ra1neySt0rm
5 жыл бұрын
AHHH THE MEMES Awww, thanks for calling me a screw.
@l0ve.felixx
5 жыл бұрын
no one: bijuu: *makes longest conga line ever*
@bjp1101
5 жыл бұрын
Im dead
@cheese3398
5 жыл бұрын
lol
@creepywaffles4783
5 жыл бұрын
Omg yesterday day on the way to band class a bunch of kids started a conga line 😂 it was the best!!!
@creepywaffles4783
5 жыл бұрын
•ρєииιє gαмιиg• and the goofiest person was absent so.... I wonder what would have happen if he was there 😂
@maryorsborn6874
2 жыл бұрын
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
@romi6885
3 жыл бұрын
Bijuu talking about himself irl: *normal* Bijuu Talking about himself in sakura school sim: DONT PULL OUT THE MACHINE GUN
@leobasketcase2986
5 жыл бұрын
Mike: I like to play with myself! David’s sister: “MOOOOOOOOM!!!”
@movedchannels261
3 жыл бұрын
That was almost two years ago tho
@Zuneatheofficiall
7 ай бұрын
@@movedchannels261ur late not them
@--lavender--
5 ай бұрын
@@Zuneatheofficiallbut we are!😀
@lvrjada
5 жыл бұрын
*this is how many times everyone blinked all together* 🦵🏽PS don’t skip leg day
@sycrator
4 жыл бұрын
Next episode in Sakura School Simulator: "I became a gold digger by asking everyone for money in Sakura School Simulator"
@Lilly-yh8lp
5 жыл бұрын
"We've even got kids! They're not ours, but hey!"
@staranime6023
5 жыл бұрын
When bijuu tries to get himself demonetized, *its a good video.*
@XxAveyxx
3 жыл бұрын
🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈😘😘
@dynamite_with_a_lazer_beam
3 жыл бұрын
@@XxAveyxx the fuq
@BoringFoxyy
2 жыл бұрын
WTH🙄💅🏻
@slamdunkgirl99pack70
5 жыл бұрын
Biju: this is the game where I play with my self... *kills himself* Me: :/
@hello-is8nu
3 жыл бұрын
@Asha Laurinaria Are you ok?
@crystalcleararts7062
3 жыл бұрын
@-@
@aduduswife681
3 жыл бұрын
@Asha Laurinaria so true!
@ee3518
3 жыл бұрын
You can hide the attack button on system settings, so that you dont accidently press it while doing a challenge like this!
@ibaswett8786
2 жыл бұрын
Yes I tried it
@Dtiwithmehh
Жыл бұрын
Yea, I do that to not get shot my the police cause it's really annoying to get shot.
@eunuv
Жыл бұрын
@@Dtiwithmehh same
@MRIHAVENOTHINGTOSHOW
5 жыл бұрын
Why is the comment section is just filled with No one: Me: JEUFKFV
@incredibleweirdo06
5 жыл бұрын
It's really getting annoying- xD
@marrowyoutube
5 жыл бұрын
@@incredibleweirdo06 it's been annoying since march
@koi8169
5 жыл бұрын
Cookie Pandaz true
@Rei-ul4gv
5 жыл бұрын
Me be like: ;V
@Tyatuskhfkhcyjdsth
4 жыл бұрын
Uh go up it yyyjiuhhkihg kjgi go on ni PM n k if th ohr your girl she'll deposit yy8 yo ityo i yo look up ki jug rock
@gachaflowerpower4350
5 жыл бұрын
I feel like every episode has doing something mean to people in games
@Haganezukas_wife69
4 жыл бұрын
How? Huh hmmm you have to proof it
@gisele5708
4 жыл бұрын
@@Haganezukas_wife69 0:50, 1:47, 1:52
@MeningitisAAA
4 жыл бұрын
Kind of looks me graystillplays
@saradearestplays4168
4 жыл бұрын
@@gisele5708 yup
@wrcoxrodd
4 жыл бұрын
Well if he dose it he dose it your not him
@moreissuesthanvogue9176
5 жыл бұрын
“I think I just killed the alien” Bijuu 2019-2020
@memez44
5 жыл бұрын
Where did you get "looked" from...
@moreissuesthanvogue9176
5 жыл бұрын
Vstrike 44 I hate auto correct
@FullDragon
4 жыл бұрын
Commercial : " okay Jackson this is how we're going to do it okay we need-" Me: *skips* Bijuu Mike : "FOLLOWERS"
@boberry7819
5 жыл бұрын
Me Seeing Bijuu post: hmm I wonder what it is today Bijuu: I love playing with myself Me: ... *Sakura School Simulator*
@emilyw4955
5 жыл бұрын
Can I just say thank you for uploading almost every single day (I know that’s probably hard to do so I appreciate it sm and try to watch every single video) I always look forward to watching your videos! I love your channel so much, keep doing what you do 💚
@carrotcupboard
2 жыл бұрын
We have the same name and same first initial of our last name!
@Rasrien
2 жыл бұрын
@@carrotcupboard wat
@carrotcupboard
2 жыл бұрын
@@Rasrien what..?
@Rasrien
2 жыл бұрын
@@carrotcupboard wat
@carrotcupboard
2 жыл бұрын
@@Rasrien wat
@7157b
4 жыл бұрын
By the way when i was looking at my missions You were called *"the broccoli haired guy"* Lol
@aoi-chan4525
4 жыл бұрын
“I can just bring the entire store in the town”-Bijuu Mike.
@MaddieLinee
5 жыл бұрын
My mom walked in when you said "I love playing with myself" I'm grounded 😑
@dollyfox8697
5 жыл бұрын
F
@blayeg8716
4 жыл бұрын
F
@someone857
4 жыл бұрын
Why? Why would you be grounded
@rainbowstorm6142
3 жыл бұрын
F
@neon69699
3 жыл бұрын
@@someone857 don’t worry about it if you don’t know
@KaykGacha
5 жыл бұрын
In reality: *Don't follow me!* In Sakura Simulator: *Follow me, peasants!*
@candycaneweather
5 жыл бұрын
I haven’t even watched this and I love it already XD and I’m already laughing 😂😭😂😭😂 I’m just getting a *SuGaR dAdDy* Bijuu mike ~2019
@oh.no_chicken
5 жыл бұрын
"YOU LOOK LIKE A CAKE" HAS BEEN MAKING ME CRACK UP FOR THE PAST 20 MINUTES THANK YOU SO MUCH I NEEDED THIS TODAY
@idontdovideosanymore8148
3 жыл бұрын
Omg same
@BoringFoxyy
2 жыл бұрын
Same🙄💅🏻
@cookiekit823
5 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to the game were i play with myself" Bijuu Mike 2019
@umlinzee
5 жыл бұрын
“bring the entire store in the town” 6:06
@nicolemazza9749
5 жыл бұрын
Me: *Watches these videos* Also me: *Has never played Yandere Simulator or Sakura School Simulator*
@ramonvargas5574
4 жыл бұрын
You should download Sakura school simulation 😍 you'll love it.
@myachi_art
5 жыл бұрын
For those who want to/don't know or forgot (neglect the following spaces to activate them): Bold: * word * Cross out: - word - Italic: _ word _
@areyhancock8533
4 жыл бұрын
For anyone who doesn't know what it looks like: *word* -word- _word_
@cloudstrifeenthusiast1547
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you. ❤️
@jelly.mangoes
4 жыл бұрын
*thank you*
@dat_lil_gremlin
5 ай бұрын
_word_
@gregezenwa4149
Ай бұрын
*word* -word- _word_
@kvunikvuzushi
5 жыл бұрын
This video made me laugh so much and it made my day after none of my friends remembered that its my birthday today. :D
@angieyonaga8834
4 жыл бұрын
I'm subscribed
@bruhmoment7715
5 жыл бұрын
KZitem: *1 comment* Me:No,don't give me that hope
@M0ldyBubbles
5 жыл бұрын
Big brain mike has done it again, you crazy son of a salad, you did it.
@reaganrabuck395
5 жыл бұрын
Lol I love this video where you...play with yourself
@misscrystalgacha7285
5 жыл бұрын
It's weird how the uniform is exactly what my old uniform was .😭 I miss everyone 😭😭😭
@philipweaver2432
4 жыл бұрын
"Lets try and get the whole store into the town" -Bijuu Mike
@creepywaffles4783
5 жыл бұрын
You started a cult of scrubs we now need to sacrifice Clarence for the scrub gods!!!
@blackbrown1812
4 жыл бұрын
When yoh say "C'mon girls, Ketchup" I was so lauphing too hard in 30 minutes😂😂😂😂😂😂
@yandere_akisan187
2 жыл бұрын
Ik at 4:31
@spacesheep_
5 жыл бұрын
I stopped watching my Playing Meme Songs on A Cat Piano to watch this.
@Dragon__Fox
5 жыл бұрын
You should watch better videos Like The Puff Guy (full version) I'm sorry i was rude watch videos and waste your life like everyone else • w
@Dragon__Fox
5 жыл бұрын
@•ρєииιє gαмιиg• I'm sorry but i need to say rude things or i turn into a soft lil marshmallow AND I DON'T WANNA BE ONE + I'm not serious =_=
@oofoof1398
5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes when me and my friends are talking about you, we chant “BEAT YOUR BIKE! BEAT YOIR BIKE! BEAT YOUR BIIIIIIIKKEEEE!!!!!”
@Latenight_gamer232
5 жыл бұрын
I doubt he would see this, but try to make every persons love you in game.
@AkitoLito-hw3mf
5 жыл бұрын
Only bijuu Mike can say he killed himself and still be alive
@idrawanime0119
5 жыл бұрын
I think I have super powers- For the last week, every single time I'm like "I wonder if Bijuu Mike uploaded yet." Or "I wanna watch Bijuu Mike." and then I get a notification about Bijuu Mike and I'm like " *gAspU* "
@bfg4360
5 жыл бұрын
Imagine if when you grow (when using the Alice costume) that the jet pack didn’t grow so you’d just be this huge human and you’d have a tiny jet pack just attached to your back
@aryehadventures9657
4 жыл бұрын
8:01 I’m dyyyyyying 😂😂😂 why does his screaming sound like a freight train 😂😂😂
@derpyfishswimson2391
5 жыл бұрын
I am one of many people who think they're first Idk Just IDK
@missmunie8998
3 жыл бұрын
Bijuu mike
@slgtube6494
4 жыл бұрын
Bijuu mike, Thank you for everything you do. I am in a very hard and scary part in my life and i honestly don't know what to do. You just make my day and i love your videos. again, thank you so much for everything.
@shouldercrow_8825
5 жыл бұрын
Turn around Look at what you see In her face The mirror of your dreams Make believe I'm everywhere Given in the light Written on the pages Is the answer to a never ending story Ah Reach the stars Fly a fantasy Dream a dream And what you see will be Rhymes that keep their secrets Will unfold behind the clouds And there upon a rainbow Is the answer to a never ending story Ah Story Ah Show no fear For she may fade away In your hand The birth of a new day Rhymes that keep their secrets Will unfold behind the clouds And there upon a rainbow Is the answer to a never ending story Ah Never ending story Ah Never ending story Ah Never ending story Ah
@shouldercrow_8825
5 жыл бұрын
Pretty legit comment
@Dtiwithmehh
2 жыл бұрын
𝐍𝐎 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝗼𝐭 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐫𝐲
@miyuji.akademi.rockers
2 жыл бұрын
@@Dtiwithmehh no wonder ur user is ‘the IDIOT sponge’ 💀
@h4qqiwo1m28
5 жыл бұрын
You should have turned enemy off so they couldn’t hurt you
@makkerooni6005
5 жыл бұрын
Yan sim challenge!!!! I call it: the test game 1) make the game have the security cameras and metal detectors on 2) remeber to start on Monday with no extra stats or anything. You can only go back in time and only twice if you really want to but try not to. (Getting the security cameras and setting up and stuff doesn't count) 3) pick any seven students you want other than kokona and put them in any order you want. (They'll be the rivals. Make sure they're all in different clubs. The only exception is if you want you can have a two drama students since the first rival is kokona regardless.) 4) start the week. You don't get to use any debug commands and your stats reset with every character. 5) you can't just go up to someone and kill them, for the most part you have to use an elaborate technique to kill them, that's why kokona has to be a rival, since she's set up with all of the special techniques. 6) each kill resets the week regardless of what day your on. However it also resets all of your stats, except for your club if you hadn't quit yet if you joined. 7) remeber to get rid of all evidence except the body every lethal elimination. 8) any kill counts as long as you have to put in more effort than just walking behind them and stabbing them. 9) along with that you CAN make them a mindslave or get them killed by a mindslave but remeber you really do only have 5 yandere days to do this and you can't use debug *YOU CAN'T KILL A RIVAL WITH A MINDSLAVE THAT'S ALSO ALSO A RIVAL* only one elimination a week. 10) you can only use an elimination method once. 11) nobody can witness you kill anyone and if they do you have to kill them too. Unless of course it's another rival in which case you have to keep them knowing throughout the whole challenge 12) you have to stalk senpai for some time (you can set how long) between every class. So right when you arrive (once he goes to the coutyard), at lunch, cleaning time, and after school. You also have to walk home with him, as in when he starts walking out of the school, walk with him until he's gone. Good luck and have fun!
@Rei-ul4gv
5 жыл бұрын
Biju Bikester: *Acts like a creep* Me: _DID I ASK FOR THIS Or-_
@anliecabonilas8680
5 жыл бұрын
Cute video bijju especially the intro MAYBE MORE EPISODES OF . . . HOW TO CATCH A CHEATER!!!!!!!
@The_SilliestBilliest
4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of this one time when me and my friends were st our school's social, a party thing we do, and me being the mom of my friend group had all my friends following behind me the entire time
@japbstudios
Жыл бұрын
"Think about the possibilities of terrorizing. I could just bring the entire store inside the town." Bijuu Mike - 2019
@MaxYvonne-eu4qt
Жыл бұрын
Bros got that gooder grammar
@japbstudios
Жыл бұрын
@@MaxYvonne-eu4qt What the actual f
@jazziescott88
4 жыл бұрын
This game is literally an Android Chinese version of GTA
@smallvixenamberkitty1967
4 жыл бұрын
Wrong this made in Japan
@kayyoko6933
5 жыл бұрын
OMG I LOVE YOU BIJUU MIKE!!
@soraspace9396
5 жыл бұрын
Huh no "I'm first comments" in a comment section. Nice Random person: That's because there are no comments SSHHHHHH, also funny video Bijuu Mike but I has to do homework ;-;
@dannthediamondman1972
4 жыл бұрын
Who would win Bijuu mike, Son of Daniel | Bijuu mike (NPC),Perfectly balanced.
@myluvLe0
2 жыл бұрын
2:51 im dying😂
@Cateeepers
3 жыл бұрын
Yay! This was posted in my birthday!
@RYSELDrA
5 жыл бұрын
No one: Me: watching this in My Chuck E Cheese cosplay.
@bjp1101
5 жыл бұрын
I...I have questions
@creepywaffles4783
5 жыл бұрын
uhhhh....
@breadwithbutter7748
5 жыл бұрын
Grace Rogers. If you were trying to be funny you aren’t.
@RYSELDrA
5 жыл бұрын
Jeez guys. I just wanted to see it as early as possible.
@anderfoxie732
5 жыл бұрын
Bijuu Mike, man. Got a temper. Careful. First sign is that he turns into a strawberry, then he raises his fists. Then he pulls out his machine gun. Thus, do not mention the following: Spoiled brats DanTDM Gacha Mike AND DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT GRAZING HIS ARM That will be all for today, class. Beware of... *Bijuu Mike*
@breadwithbutter7748
5 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Yandere Chan’s conga line of death.
@rosequartz6201
5 жыл бұрын
Love your videos BIjUu SeNPai
@thecrappyportalmaster2963
5 жыл бұрын
Holy scrub this is the earliest I’ve ever been
@alexb859
5 жыл бұрын
Awesome video!!! Also I didnt see a video from you yesterday
@moomoomilkgaming6915
Жыл бұрын
0:00 I didn’t even question it I guess I just thought it was a KZitem ad WOW that’s satisfying
@demonblood2061
5 жыл бұрын
Keep making vids, I love em. 😁
@Rhiannas7
5 жыл бұрын
Maths teacher:i wish everyone like maths Me:i love maths I like your videos by the way
@yeetyee1617
5 жыл бұрын
FIRST! THANK YOU VERY MUCH
@creepywaffles4783
5 жыл бұрын
I like the shading on the hair of your character and that ponytail is cool I like it!
@oanaraluca5293
4 жыл бұрын
Bijuu i have a glitch ============================ 1 get yourself to love you 2 hold hands with bijuu Mike 3 slide the slide
@sabariahmohamad
2 жыл бұрын
You should name you're squad🥦THE BIJUU SQUAD🥦"chef's kiss muah perfect"
@Monika-zw1jt
3 жыл бұрын
Bijuu mike: *makes everyone follow him* Me:listen bijuu mike...what of it crashes...forever and glitches... *forever*
@criistal_frappex253
5 жыл бұрын
*Hmmm...wishes I can be a cake* Me: Nah Bijuu Mike Already Did That
@aarondalton3227
3 жыл бұрын
Bijuu mike: come on girl Katiehup Me:🤣😂 4:30
@lazyprocrastinator1796
5 жыл бұрын
When the ad in the beginning started, I was waiting for the "skip ad" button. Then Bijuu Mike starts speaking...
@norhasmahzain1885
5 жыл бұрын
Haha same!
@ci.t.y
5 жыл бұрын
Bijuu Mike: I like to play with myself David's mom: ... Police!!!!
@MelloPandaGin
5 жыл бұрын
Bijuu Mike gets funnier everyday, that's why I subscribed and hit the bell :)
@chantinoire
5 жыл бұрын
Bijuu! I found a glitch that creates real Titans/giants in this game (as large or larger than the highest buildings in the game)! You have to wear the Alice in Wonderland costume and shrink to small, and then hold someone's hand. They'll stay the same size, but as you tap large, they start to grow. If you thought the large version of Alice in Wonderland was tall, then you'll be surprised by how tall they can grow through this glitch
@dangthatsmesasha4290
5 жыл бұрын
This video was so funny I couldn't stop laughing
@gabbykatz2454
5 жыл бұрын
Biju mike: how big can we get our squad Me : ... The limits has been broken... Omgggg frist like and comment and since I did now I have bragging rights against my bestyyyyyyyy >:3
@dollyfox8697
5 жыл бұрын
Awww now you have two likes!
@gabbykatz2454
5 жыл бұрын
@@dollyfox8697 i ment i was the frist personn who liked his vid and was the frist comment
@dollyfox8697
5 жыл бұрын
@@gabbykatz2454 oooooohhhhh I get itttt okay. Lol
@yutucjerpy3590
4 жыл бұрын
you look funny i like your vidio i love to watch yandere simulator school girls simulator sakura school simulator and gacha life i will suport u
@w_wot9260
4 жыл бұрын
Tbh, I used to not really like ur vids, until I found you play 'sakura school simulator' I have never laughed more in my life. I also watched that video like 30 times that day, you inspire me so much, and when you play this you make my day ♥️
@Annie-gb7sf
3 жыл бұрын
I just can’t keep laughing at the man who said how did you get up there to his dog 9:11😂😂😂😂
@roseisfine9689
5 жыл бұрын
Oooo imma do it too .~. Bijjuuuu if u turn small and someone is big try to hold hands its soooo funny xD
@kryss.8569
5 жыл бұрын
This entire episode is like the T-pose lines from YoumaCon 2019. Yes I joined the T-pose lines. 3 of them, to be exact. 2 in Sammy Lawrence cosplay.
@phiawright2108
5 жыл бұрын
Okay everybody! It’s time for a challenge. Starting now, like as soon as you see this comment, on every video bijuu mike post in the comment section type: cool. And that’s it. We are going to start a cool. apocalypse and his reaction would be worth it. So let’s confuse mike and write cool. in the comments for every video he uploads. No one can escape the cool.
@Iateyourbobahehe
3 жыл бұрын
I love your video 😂🤣😍😍
@wolfbeardragonflygirl8636
4 жыл бұрын
GET EVERYONE TO DATE YOU OMG THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY!!!! also you can do it without love potions
@Whatsupdawg526
4 жыл бұрын
This is so funny because it’s like you’re being bullied but the opposite
@0ofersIzMyCatchphrase
5 жыл бұрын
That's a lot of people following you. Must be famous.
@TeaNausea
4 жыл бұрын
This game is crazy but awesome
@pealy20144
8 ай бұрын
When you went flying I was actually dying of laughter
@fluffycttn4065
5 жыл бұрын
Ahhh I’m earlyyyy!!! Nuuu I don’t deserve dis masterpiece!!!😔
@Dragon__Fox
5 жыл бұрын
Great and Yes you do You are a human he is a human
@harukabrawlstars
3 жыл бұрын
Bijuu mike : Sakura School Simulator Subtitles : Soccer school saved me later Me : lol 🤣🤣
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