You gotta do “lighting a cigarette next to my grave plot” in 2079
@jacobfuckingjones
3 ай бұрын
would be a big baller move ngl 💪💪
@accounti98476
3 ай бұрын
America is wild, your graveyards sell merch
@boyznthewoodz770
3 ай бұрын
You don’t commemorate your dead loved ones with consumerism and addiction?
@charlie-j4o7u
3 ай бұрын
@@boyznthewoodz770Europe: man we gotta get into monetising everything
@Greatlakeskyle.
3 ай бұрын
Don’t think they sell em. Just promotional stuff. But yeah kinda goofy here.
@ryanmurphy4870
3 ай бұрын
I kinda wanna move to Mexico when I retire. America isn't perfect.
@jacobfuckingjones
3 ай бұрын
Even better, they're freebies 💪💪
@Greatlakeskyle.
3 ай бұрын
Convinced dude is a professional yapper.
@Andressantiagooo99
3 ай бұрын
😂😂
@masterkamen371
3 ай бұрын
Well, considering how many people watch his videos, he sure as hell is good at it.
@HolyHandGrenades-pq8xs
3 ай бұрын
"...after all, cigarettes make you die..." 😂
@TheObserver3
3 ай бұрын
Crematoriums giving out matches seems like a smart business move for "repeat customers", they come for a funeral and in the not to distant future become a client themselves 😂.
@jacobfuckingjones
3 ай бұрын
It's a good business model ngl 😂😂
@PsychedeliDuck
3 ай бұрын
you should try folding the book over the match so you squeeze the match between the strikepad and the other cover, you pitch and then pull the match through, almost always works
@PsychedeliDuck
3 ай бұрын
pinch not pitch
@streetthephantom7500
3 ай бұрын
He was lighting those matches like a city boy 😂
@evanadamsmanga
Ай бұрын
@@streetthephantom7500 Hahaha for real, was painful to watch
@effdonahue6595
3 ай бұрын
Deathsmoke!! ☠️ Nyah Ahah! Woop Woop Woop!!!
@charlie-j4o7u
3 ай бұрын
Love Jacobs fans 💀💀
@brunomatos8913
3 ай бұрын
@BlackSheep_216
29 күн бұрын
You gotta let the sulfur fly off before you light the cig😂
@AnvilClank
3 ай бұрын
A little tip for those paper matchbooks: fold the front of the case back over the strike strip and sandwich the match between the two while applying light pressure and swiftly pull the match out of the sandwiched paper. edit: someone already suggested this and I am too tired right now to notice lol
@Jay-ud5dy
3 ай бұрын
put your finger ON the end of the match to put more pressure on it!!!
@charlie-j4o7u
3 ай бұрын
When striking matches use the side of the match and strike with intensity going along the side... That or the matches absolutly suck lol
@jacobfuckingjones
3 ай бұрын
Was trying to do so to some extent, but no 😂 It be what it be. Maybe not enough pressure, not sure
@Koofteh
3 ай бұрын
They're cheap cardboard matches, you need to press the tip against the striker with your thumb because the cardboard stem is too bendy.
@funkalicioussilvano3346
3 ай бұрын
Fold the matchbook over, people already suggested that. Also hold the match sideways and let it burn a sec so you arent inhaling toxic sulfur fumes
@johnsenttv
3 ай бұрын
My dayli Therapie Session with you whas very Nice thanks Jacob! ❤ you helpd me a lot in the last weeks Not gonna lie! Smoke with you makes my day man! Keep it up and Take Care mate 😊
@MG_bard_sensei
3 ай бұрын
imagine smoking INSIDE a cremator
@jacobfuckingjones
3 ай бұрын
nah nah nah 😂😂
@josephvallejo872
3 ай бұрын
This is so metal
@Q50Shameless
21 күн бұрын
Jacob, place the match head FLAT on the striker then give it a strike
@ryanmurphy4870
3 ай бұрын
If you light the cig with hemp wick you can taste your "tobacco" better.
@Koofteh
3 ай бұрын
They're cardboard matches. You need to hold the tip against the striker with your thumb then pull the match out and it will light. Took me untill I was like 25 until I realized this but yeah.
@powertower2297
3 ай бұрын
smoking while reviewing tomb stones
@djordjesivi1188
3 ай бұрын
Your videos are chill asf I love it :D
@jacobfuckingjones
3 ай бұрын
Happy to hear you do man :)
@djordjesivi1188
3 ай бұрын
@@jacobfuckingjones :)
@luiscarvalho-vt8jg
3 ай бұрын
Bro will always be the #1 KZitemr, always gotta smoke along during a jacobfuckingjones video❤
@ryanmurphy4870
3 ай бұрын
You gotta try diamond matches they are the best!
@christianmckinney9109
3 ай бұрын
Mercedes back in the vid lets gooo🥶🥶🥶
@TimothyEgnn
3 ай бұрын
I used these matches during the holocaust.
@jacobfuckingjones
3 ай бұрын
Not surprising coming from Stuart Little..
@AnUnknownPlayer.
3 ай бұрын
What in the god damn Jacob..
@jacobfuckingjones
3 ай бұрын
😈😈
@JennieJohnson-xx9tc
3 ай бұрын
The matches 999,999,999 out of 999,999,999 you know what I'm saying yes sir yes sir
@powertower2297
3 ай бұрын
bro clearly never played with matches
@nolan412
3 ай бұрын
I sent my dad off into the cremation furnace witha full pack but without a lighter or matches.
@nolan412
3 ай бұрын
Moral of the story: stop smoking when you get COPD?
@nolan412
3 ай бұрын
I have an idea for a new business card.
@nolan412
3 ай бұрын
Lol. Amateur hour.
@Andressantiagooo99
3 ай бұрын
Big baller move ngl 😂😂
@zebre676
3 ай бұрын
Not related to the video, but I just wanna say… me and ALL my homies love Fred Scott!!
@itsLukacore
3 ай бұрын
Doing a watch party with your channel. This video is fucking bonkers as always 🔥🧟🚬❤
@jacobfuckingjones
3 ай бұрын
Ayee hope you enjoyed man 💪💪
@boreas_rt1667
3 ай бұрын
Damn Jacob, ngl thats a pretty crazy video idea. Maybe one day you could smoke a cigarette made with the ashes of the damned? Ykwis
@DeformedSAS
3 ай бұрын
that's not how you light up a match
@DeformedSAS
3 ай бұрын
you flip the match and then light up
@kylewhite9598
3 ай бұрын
I smoke Winston cigarettes
@TirrellKajder
3 ай бұрын
You nailed it! 👏
@bennewman4675
3 ай бұрын
Now you smoked more then 4 a day Do people get addicted to smoking more a day over time?.
@torincook4199
3 ай бұрын
Gotta make a comment video traction heck yeah how do I send this?
@Bdizzy420
3 ай бұрын
Marlboro menthol blacks all day
@miguelsv5857
3 ай бұрын
Bruh 😂
@GamingXbox2380
3 ай бұрын
Do you buy your cigarettes in cartons or just the packs for me smoke every day In Quebec in kahanwake I buy a carton a week for $25.00 bucks it will last me the whole week
@cigardaddy9745
3 ай бұрын
👍👍💯
@JennieJohnson-xx9tc
3 ай бұрын
999,999,999 out of 999,999,999 you know what I'm saying Joe mama
@TheDIZZLER.
3 ай бұрын
I see that one dislike how could you do that to my main guy Jacob fucking jones
@davoid96
3 ай бұрын
GETTING LIT JUST LIKE GRANDPA 🔥👴
@ryanmurphy4870
3 ай бұрын
He needs to try hemp wick!
@jacobfuckingjones
3 ай бұрын
😂😂
@charlie-j4o7u
3 ай бұрын
Man never runs out of ideas
@mathiasmas
3 ай бұрын
That's by far the coolest pack of matches I have ever seen!
@jacobfuckingjones
3 ай бұрын
fr fr 💪
@omkalamkar528
3 ай бұрын
bro what you do for living ???
@JUNGLESTRIKEOFDOOM
3 ай бұрын
Spooky 👻
@merkaba_seven6945
2 ай бұрын
i like the mercedes jacob
@jacobfuckingjones
2 ай бұрын
glad to hear man 🙏 i'm a fan as well of course
@LucidLuci666
3 ай бұрын
This is borderline black magic
@Nextardd
3 ай бұрын
Smoking Marlboro gold 100s
@castlekirk9106
3 ай бұрын
Jacob you need to try and smoke straight perique out of a pipe
@jacobfuckingjones
3 ай бұрын
wanted to pick some up recently to do so as i was ordering some pipe tobaccos online but sadly they were out at that time :/ will have to pick some up and do that eventually!
@moviesclips3243
3 ай бұрын
❤
@LINUCHIHA-po1qg
3 ай бұрын
GREAT VIDEO JACOB I ALWAYS WATCH AS SOON AS THE NOTI DROPS
@jacobfuckingjones
3 ай бұрын
yessir yessir 💪 appreciate it man 🙏
@nerdness2270
3 ай бұрын
Legendary
@aaaaaa-fb3wq
3 ай бұрын
Wow
@mcjohnnerson
3 ай бұрын
You gotta press the match way harder with those cardboard matches and press the match hard with your thumb and the book against your palm
@jacobfuckingjones
3 ай бұрын
Agreed, I should have pressed harder, was struggling ngl 😂
@SoldierSauvage
3 ай бұрын
1 week ago I smoked 7-8 cigarettes a day and 10 nicotine pouches of Epok 26mg Nicotine a day. I'm going cold turkey today and I hope that I manage to keep it this way for 3 weeks. I will give updates on how this goes
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