@itz_me_aziza_21 The fuck does this even mean? Edit: Guys I knew it was a bot from the start, seriously. Second edit: The bot is more. We have won
@krixtorei
Ай бұрын
@@dr.drakofly756 It means you got baited by a bot.
@groovy8431
Ай бұрын
@@dr.drakofly756 do not question the ways of the wise one
@dr.drakofly756
Ай бұрын
@@krixtorei I know it's a bot dude, just weird
@WilliamLucas-hy8mx
Ай бұрын
5% over 6/10 isn't that bad
@Z.A.D.D.
Ай бұрын
I think the ONLY thing that’s upsetting is, if I’m not mistaken, Trevor Henderson (creator of siren head and other cool monsters) did the monster design for the movie and was really happy to finally have his work in a film. Then it turns out to be the biggest dumpster fire. So I feel bad for the guy
@Macabrellian
Ай бұрын
That's literally the only reason I had any interest in this film, to be completely honest. Shame, really.
@p-__
Ай бұрын
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
@sheeeenogoji7603
Ай бұрын
Wait Trevor worked on this movie? Poor dude is so talented but first the content farms took his most popular creations and now this
@klausdalang4936
Ай бұрын
@@p-__ Shut up.
@FeenieVonKarma
Ай бұрын
Yep, that's what I came here to post. From what I can see, the monster design is actually pretty cool. A shame the movie looked as boring and formulaic as the trailer. Hopefully he'll get another shot sometime, or this film will somehow become a cult classic in 20yrs lol
@nintendonut11
Ай бұрын
For anyone curious, the Six of Swords basically means "making a journey to somewhere better after great hardships" not "here are six swords, we are going to stab you with them now."
@alesabelen1558
Ай бұрын
that kind of tracks because at least you don't have to be part of the terrible movie after you get taken out
@AngelStarjam
Ай бұрын
It's true, the person died and left the cast!11!!1
@dancheasal4298
Ай бұрын
Now I imagine them bullshitting that as You face hardship of death but then you go to heaven !
@mrhalfsaid1389
Ай бұрын
@@dancheasal4298yep, because making tarot arcana antagonists is a bad idea they need to bs the reason for the characters to fall for a bad idea even if it's not
@potatochips4859
Ай бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking like they literally misinterpreted all tarot cards meaning and it's really stupid. like the hanged man? oh you're gonna get hanged I wanted to watch it because I think the concept of tarots is cool even if the horror was shitty but that literally defies the point
@Diarmuid49
Ай бұрын
Fun fact, I saw this in theaters, fell asleep, woke up near the end, and left early.
@BruceWaynge
Ай бұрын
"And left early" 😭😭😭
@stetsoncrobison
Ай бұрын
Dude I just saw it today, and straight up...the guy in front of us fell asleep and slept through almost the whole movie. The couple behind us, I heard her say 'hey you fell asleep' to the guy next to her. And then I dozed off for like a minute in the middle. Not even joking lol
@Diarmuid49
Ай бұрын
@@stetsoncrobison in that case I think Charlie should add into his moist meter that it's a great cure for insomnia, should bring it up to at least a 15 percent.
@delayeddeloy7761
Ай бұрын
this but my brother during five nights at freddys. Then he proceeded to gaslight me saying we went to that film because of me even though he offered it
@nadatowatch
Ай бұрын
Even night swim looks better then this bruh
@bdablader95
Ай бұрын
I cackled in the theater when the old lady died. Her card literally said "your going to be killed by a bunch of swords" and literally 2 minutes later, she's killed by a bunch of swords. That's "People die when they're killed" levels of bad writing.
@shaelynmartin1996
Ай бұрын
The thing that kills me with Charlie's description of that scene is... It's literally the wrong card. If they were going off the look of the card for the deaths, then Six of Swords is NOT the right one. They were looking for the Ten of Swords (Which shows a person being impaled with ten swords). One quick google search would've shown them what they were looking for. Six of Swords depicts someone traveling down a river with six swords in their boat. But hey, maybe the studio couldn't afford to shill out for another four swords. Also, just saying, the Death card doesn't even mean Death. The Tower would've been a closer meaning for that type of end.
@kamrynstone9181
Ай бұрын
@@shaelynmartin1996who cares? The movie blows
@cessnacitation-x
Ай бұрын
was the grammar error included?
@maevegillespie6911
Ай бұрын
Lmao reminds of when I got a reading done and as soon as the ten of swords got drawn I was like “welp guess that’s it. I’m gonna die by many swords”.
@_indigo_inked
Ай бұрын
@@kamrynstone9181I care, but only because understanding the level of failure this movie reaches is so entertaining 😂
@UltimaKeyMaster
Ай бұрын
>Draws The Fool >Hunted by a clown I'm not even a Tarot guy, but I at least have played a moderate amount of Persona to go "that's not even what the fuck that means, why did you take that so literally."
@kitchengun1175
Ай бұрын
> draws the fool > teleport back to starting room > wtf who's out here binding my isaacs
@paperluigi6132
Ай бұрын
Even JoJo got the Fool right with how Iggy’s Stand ability works.
@korpsmaninfantry7238
Ай бұрын
@@paperluigi6132cause the fool is literally the representation of potential, and Iggy’s stand utilized sand to create constructs of limitless potential
@echipir
Ай бұрын
when i pull the fool card and igor starts chasing me
@Wampa842
Ай бұрын
> Scan The Fool in Cyberpunk 2077 > huh.mp3 > Ozob Bozo immediately teleports behind me Nothing personnel, kid > blows me up tae fuck
@dogmat8733
Ай бұрын
The thing that irks me most is that The Tarot is a very interesting premise for a horror movie if it followed a sort of twisted "Fool's Journey." The Major Arcana of Tarot are meant to represent someone's journey of self discovery, where they start innocent and carefree as The Fool, face a major change in their lives at Death, and eventually claim The World, which represents completeness and closure and someone having a full understanding of themselves. Given how the Major Arcana all have reversed meanings to represent negative aspects of the cards, you could make a sort of reversed Fool's Journey, where the protagonist faces dire circumstances in their life as a result of the reading and eventually gets an unfulfilling ending. There's so much potential with that structure alone yet instead they went with "this card represents the monster that will kill you".
@Dreamer73
Ай бұрын
Yes YES!!!!
@milesrhodes3232
Ай бұрын
its a really cool structure and theres games that do it (eg persona 3) and its super cool honestly
@CrissCorner
24 күн бұрын
im pretty sure you put more thought, care, and passion into that comment than they put in the entire movie
@david_n.n
4 күн бұрын
I absolutely agree with you and I like your thinking. I also think that tarot (both the game itself and its use as a means of fortune telling) has a lot of potential for horror movies. I really think the biggest problem in this movie was the script. I liked the cards' design and their respective characters', and I believe the witchcraft origin story for the tarot deck is kind of original, but the script is so simplistic and the actors here are so badly unbelievable it's hard for me to like this movie...
@E_______________
Ай бұрын
You know shit is bad when Velma has a higher rating
@HexCuntress
Ай бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭
@Comedybomb-nh4st
Ай бұрын
How do they even surpass that, Velma got 23% and Tarot got 5!
@BelBelle468
Ай бұрын
Kinda deserved. At least Velma has the decency to kill its MC in a funny way.
@kgmc29
Ай бұрын
@Comedybomb-nh4st 5%???????
@Comedybomb-nh4st
Ай бұрын
@@kgmc29 ????????
@Jonathan_Collins
Ай бұрын
I like how you went into the movie with the lowest expectations and still came out feeling surprised by how bad it is.
@WilliamLucas-hy8mx
Ай бұрын
penguinz0/10
@caerulipes
Ай бұрын
And in this case the ratings are the tarot
@p-__
Ай бұрын
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
@Zenigundam
Ай бұрын
You should never pay for a movie ticket if you're going into the movie with low expectations. Nobody likes a humbug who is going to ruin the movie for everybody else in the theater by critiquing it at every turn. That's how you end up getting jumped when the movie's over.
@mangofromthatOW2game
Ай бұрын
Does reporting the bots even do anything or what
@shubashuba9209
Ай бұрын
How dare you give a bad review, Charlie. Don't you know you're destroying multi-million dollar studios! 😡
@WHZGRAVY
Ай бұрын
You gota pay for the movie its gona get better with time
@insensitive919
Ай бұрын
I wish. 😅
@wispisang
Ай бұрын
Doesn’t he understand companies are owed people’s time and money for just making a product, regardless of quality? His review could influence people’s spending choices!!😢😢😢😢😢😢 So unfair!
@p-__
Ай бұрын
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
@fruitloop831
Ай бұрын
🤣
@johnwaggner9143
Ай бұрын
As someone who reads tarot, there were SO many cooler ways that the cards and divination could have been used in a horror film. Could have been "Group of teens find a tarot deck at summer camp that predict an occult mass murder, and now they have to try and stop it," or "Family moves to a new house and find a tarot deck, whose predictions are the only thing preventing them from being caught by the entity that ALSO haunts the house." But no, they went with "The cards will predict your death in the most literal way possible, at the hands of a supernatural entity based on a Major Arcana." Fucking Tarot Mascot Horror. JFC.
@uglarinn2715
23 күн бұрын
As someone who also does Tarot readings, I think I'd rather watch your film lol
@ThorDude
22 күн бұрын
Honestly a cool way to handle this, while keeping the B-movie murder horror vibe, would be to make them draw 3, then try to figure out which one will manifest literally, while having to follow the advice of the others. Say Chad draws a reversed fool, death, and Hierophant. Chad thinks death is the literal one, so starts acting like a dick to everyone because he thinks he'll spontaneously die. In a cruel twist, death represented his girlfriend breaking up with him. Hierophant manifests as, I dunno, the lazy route of a monster taking him away to force a "marriage." Ergo killing him. But that wouldn't print money for these studios, so why even try?
@Casual-BeANs
Ай бұрын
tarot cards are literally just for finding a different perspective to a situation lmao, they're not fortune cookies.
@1WEareBUFO1
Ай бұрын
Now, FORTUNE COOKIES are scary!
@nicks288
Ай бұрын
Why do so many horror movies have to be such trash?
@titan2086
Ай бұрын
Cheap to produce
@BLZWyuh
Ай бұрын
Bc people will see horror movies with their friends no matter the quality just to laugh along
@Theonionofthedisneyjuniorlore
Ай бұрын
The genre fell off
@Treehome_95
Ай бұрын
its sad bc horror is my favourite genre in video games so you would think it would be good in movies too..but like MAN 😭
@haiskateboarding6202
Ай бұрын
because the genre has been beat to death.
@crayvd8229
Ай бұрын
The IRS sentenced me to two showings of TAROT for not paying my taxes
@shrekiscool4743
Ай бұрын
A fate worse than death.
@tanakisoup2246
Ай бұрын
I’d rather just go to prison for 50 years
@oblistique
Ай бұрын
TWO? RIP bro
@HelloIamCloudy
Ай бұрын
Bro, sue. That's an 8th amendment violation lol.
@bruhbruh4127
Ай бұрын
@@HelloIamCloudy i was gonna say lmao that's cruel and unusual punishment
@BeybattleTV1
Ай бұрын
The moment I saw The Fool card be used so incorrectly in the trailer already made me assume this was gonna be ass. A quick word to all writers out there: If you don't know how something works, do some research on it, if you can't even be bothered to do that, DON'T PUT IT IN YOUR STORY. I feel like the general opinion that most studios have is "The consumer is an idiot/doesn't know what they want, so we can get away with being incorrect about a lot of stuff." This is just a bad way of thinking. As an artist, writer, content creator, or ANYTHING else, always assume your audience is as smart as you are and deliver the best work you can, you'll be surprised about what your audience manages to catch.
@Terminallyposessed
Ай бұрын
I knew it was gonna be assas soon as I saw the name of the movie 🤣 These horror movie directors never get it right
@1WEareBUFO1
Ай бұрын
Maybe they did think the viewer was as smart as them, but they didn't feel very smart.
@HellStreak
Ай бұрын
Also as someone who can read tarot cards, that is not how they work or what they represent the hanging man is about release and closure smh
@grassqwq
Ай бұрын
the demonization of tarot cards always pisses me off
@moonshineaudios5740
Ай бұрын
@@grassqwqI was waiting for this comment. I’m so tired of these kinds of movies man. At least make it a self fulfilling prophecy where it’s like- it gives them advice but their fear is what makes them take paranoid steps to hide and doubt others and so they end up locking in and harming themselves, but even then, it isn’t tarot’s cards’s fault because it will warn you not to act up and tell you why 😭
@Ryu1ify
Ай бұрын
Or how about Death just being a game over card
@scarfaceyeyo8330
Ай бұрын
@@grassqwqfr like people will call anything they don’t understand evil or demonic and it’s like ok that’s just ignorant and dumb
@TheNinjaStuff
Ай бұрын
I'm not necessarily *trying* to be an asshole, but... Are you of the opinion that knowing how to read tarot cards is all that different from just making random stuff up? What I mean is... Do you actually believe they can tell the future/give unique insights/whatever?
@REHEHEHEEH0
Ай бұрын
You’ll never know why I got so many likes UNLESS YOU SCROLL THROUGH ALL THE REPLIES AND LIKE EVERY SINGLE ONE
@minaashidofan420
Ай бұрын
that’s worse than them stealing the little spinning plate in the microwave Edit:THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
@A_Random_Rat
Ай бұрын
Bro left negative value property
@coolboi2313
Ай бұрын
@@A_Random_Rat he lowered the property value
@the19Zabaniyah
Ай бұрын
You dirty dog!
@jaxonscott3421
Ай бұрын
@@coolboi2313 Nah, he made the property value so bad, they’ll pay you to live there
@XanetheSurgeon
Ай бұрын
"You really shouldn't talk bad about their movie, it can hurt them financially. Just wait for Tarot 2, they just need a little more time to work on things."
@nilpyc307
Ай бұрын
do you not see one of Charlie's recent videos
@ockertoustesizem1234
Ай бұрын
@@nilpyc307 he saw it
@MitoNova583
Ай бұрын
@@nilpyc307 chat member was parodying the people who unironically say that
@mr.deathx4679
Ай бұрын
@@nilpyc307low iq
@TitanChromeE
Ай бұрын
@@nilpyc307brothuh it’s in “quotations”
@sergeantspam51
Ай бұрын
Apparently the monster designs and costumes were actually done by Trevor Henderson. Talk about absolutely wasted potential.
@AXenoLover
Ай бұрын
For any writers or directors out there or people who wanna work in the horror genre the timing for a jumpscare goes 1-2-3. 1. Set up your monster/expectations for the scare 2. Subvert and kill the expectations of a scare for your audience 3. When they are no longer expecting the scare bring it at FULL FORCE.
@superderfmen
21 күн бұрын
Or you could literally pull a jump scare out of nowhere with no build up whatsoever and could get a similar result. It's just that jump scares in general are really hard to pull off as you need to do them with a bit of respect for it or else people will just roll their eyes and find it annoying more than anything.
@AXenoLover
21 күн бұрын
@@superderfmen that’s true as well, it really does all rely on having respect for your monster/jumpscare
@yapgoat
11 күн бұрын
@@superderfmentbh if i was watching a horror movie and a jumpscare happened no build it or anything i would probably shit myself
@thevideogameempire
Ай бұрын
I love how they try to do the prophecy twist bit, but the prophecy is just "you get what you want, but there's a weird guy. Watch out for the weird guy." And the twist is the weird guy kills you. It's like saying "you'll become unfathomably rich but watch out for Jason" and the twist is that Jason from Friday the 13th shows up. That's not a twist!
@MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr
Ай бұрын
it's like that eternal snail
@Perdix64
Ай бұрын
I feel like they’re trying to twist the twist, but at that point they’re just playing it straight.
@RudoMike21
Ай бұрын
What in the sam hell is that twist?
@taevantox
6 күн бұрын
Someone becoming a millionaire but the downside is having to deal with jason vanhoores coming after them sounds like a way better movie tbh lmao
@thevideogameempire
5 күн бұрын
@@taevantox Honestly yeah. Somehow the source of the fortune attracts Jason. Makes more sense than this.
@ericsmith4644
Ай бұрын
5% is a good number for unemployment but terrible for a rating of a supposed “blockbuster”.
@p-__
Ай бұрын
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
@Zenigundam
Ай бұрын
Why don't you go out and direct a better movie then, tough guy? Also, don't make jokes about homeless people. You never know what can happen in life. Maybe someday you'll fall on hard times and need government assistance.
@lillorpia
Ай бұрын
@@Zenigundamunemployment and homeless aren’t the same
@Nanuks_Fun_Zone
Ай бұрын
@@Zenigundamok bot
@ericsmith4644
Ай бұрын
@@Zenigundam you seem to miss the point of my comment there bud. Much like the director and actors of the film missed the point of making an entertaining and well-written production.
@Sickle2z2
Ай бұрын
This doesn’t even sound like Tarot Cards, more of those weird star things TikTok does. Which is a shame since a movie based on Tarot cards might be sick, like your card determines the way you die or if you live The Hanged Man is a hanging, The Tower is falling, The Lovers is either you were killed by your lover or spared, The Chariot is run over, etc etc
@christopherwall2121
29 күн бұрын
You draw a pentacle card and get killed by a ninja star.
@gamedudepc
Ай бұрын
I love the part where the villain said "It's Tarot Time!"
@deojoe1794
Ай бұрын
What's so disappointing is that most horror movies nowadays can be solved by either breaking/burning cursed items or simply WALKING AWAY
@LiminallyYours
Ай бұрын
Let's make a horror film where the point of the whole haunting/harassment is to drive people to do exactly that, and they think they won but they actually freed the demon.
@dantesparrow9903
Ай бұрын
@@LiminallyYours and then the real horror starts
@AbdefFable1
Ай бұрын
@@LiminallyYoursI think there's already a few movies that have done that and they usually end with the MC dying or distracting them with a better deal
@nonamex6536
Ай бұрын
Its still way better the animated Netflix Marmaduke movie. I watched that as a joke and I got physically sick watching it lol. No but really it's so bad It's the only movie of 100s iv seen that I think deserves a negative rating. People would stop trying to leave north Korea if watching it on repeat until you die of old age was the punishment. I really did throw up when I watched it also. That was a first.
@LiminallyYours
Ай бұрын
@@nonamex6536 Oh my god. The only reason I know about Marmaduke is Danny Gonzalez and seeing this acid trip mentioned here feels surreal.
@commanderbeast
Ай бұрын
A friend asked me if I wanted to go see Tarot with them. My immediate response was, did I do something wrong?
@p-__
Ай бұрын
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
@SuperCompany007
Ай бұрын
Redditor ass response
@zGoldenHawk
Ай бұрын
get this guy on a comedy stage
@AbdefFable1
Ай бұрын
As bad as tarot may be Its always fun to critique a movie with friends 😂
@eldonhector
Ай бұрын
Omg you are such an alpha for saying that 🤯 😍
@light2626
Ай бұрын
This is movie is the finest example of- 'I had zero expectations and I still managed to get disappointed'
@WitchKing333
Ай бұрын
Whats even funnier is that the Death card in tarot doesnt actually represent Death. Its a cycle. the end of something to start anew.
@Rurike
18 күн бұрын
That seems like the trademark of a writer thats done 0 research into tarot, i barely know it and even i know THAT
@Montai
6 күн бұрын
they literally say that in the movie.
@LordMegatron05
Ай бұрын
I can't believe the CEO of sex couldn't carry this movie😢
@LordMegatron05
Ай бұрын
@itz_me_aziza_21 brigada whaf
@thefrenchiestfry656
Ай бұрын
@@LordMegatron05 pretty sure it’s a bot, don’t engage
@p-__
Ай бұрын
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
@LordMegatron05
Ай бұрын
@@p-__ WOOOO YEAHHH LETS GO BABY WHATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR WOOOOO
@joaoalves-we6il
Ай бұрын
Who tf is the CEO of sex lmao
@ShizzyMcCreepy
Ай бұрын
Not even the CEO of sex could save this film
@p-__
Ай бұрын
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
@PaldeanWoopa
Ай бұрын
@@p-__as someone who has personally smelled Charlie’s farts I highly doubt that
@AussieKitKat
Ай бұрын
@@PaldeanWoopaI legit lost half my face
@olic7266
Ай бұрын
@paldean dont engage the bots just report for spam please
@PaldeanWoopa
Ай бұрын
@@olic7266 I do do report them a few times when I stumble upon them like this guy, just trying to say sum funny
@Darklight65583
Ай бұрын
My co-worker was gushing about how great this movie was. And she was telling my friend, who loves movies all together, to watch it. I hope it's not too late to save him.
@theflickchick9850
18 күн бұрын
Sounds like my former high school classmates. If they said a movie was good, there's probably an 80% chance it's awful.
@AnnoyingMystery
Ай бұрын
When I first saw anything about this movie, I immediately went “Ugh, that’s not how tarot is at all… Why can’t movies like this do even the slightest amount of research?” Then, I learned that Trevor Henderson came up with the creature design and saw a longer trailer that actually made me feel slightly tempted to actually see the movie. I was hoping that it would be a story about some sort of curse or a warped/evil deck of cards and that the creature design + cool kills would carry the whole movie so it sucks that it turned out so shitty. I really hope that Trevor Henderson ends up doing designs for more things in the future, though.
@Dragoz.
Ай бұрын
You know its bad when charlie feels embarrassed
@blakewhite3131
Ай бұрын
Exactly, like dude is a connoisseur of bad movies yet he feels shame on this day
@p-__
Ай бұрын
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
@trashpanda003
Ай бұрын
Fr like if a man who says "it's throbbing" on a live stream gets embarrassed you know that's a whole nother level
@Spiralredd
Ай бұрын
My girlfriend wants to see this with me... Help 😢
@somedude8240
Ай бұрын
Glaze
@thezman9001
Ай бұрын
"Written and Directed by one of the three writers for moonfall" That sounded like hearing a dark souls bossfight in the distance.
@97Misguided
Ай бұрын
Sounds like being the 3 nicest guys in prison
@ampeater777
Ай бұрын
Reminds me of paranormal activity where the few people there and my group of friends were loudly shit talking the movie the entire time. But the cherry on top was a dude standing up as the lights came on yelling YO THAT MOVIE WAS SOME BALLS. Just that phrase made that entire experience worth it
@choleraphd7702
Ай бұрын
Honestly, this was like an anti-movie. This is like the movie you put on when you’re having boring sex and you need some noise to break the awkwardness. This is the movie you put on when you have all your friends over to play card games that you all glance at while awaiting your turn but never truly watch for more than 30 seconds.
@french.toastman
Ай бұрын
"Disasterpiece" was right there.
@p-__
Ай бұрын
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
@Obisouky4
Ай бұрын
Hey that’s one of my favorite slipknot songs
@spainyo3414
Ай бұрын
@@Obisouky4 hell yeah
@Spiralredd
Ай бұрын
What's even sadder is the image of that jester looks legit unsettling. It had the potential to be scary.
@meircyn12
Ай бұрын
"It's so depressing"
@ivana2609
Ай бұрын
As someone who casually reads tarot for fun, this is hilarious. Both the usage of tarots in the movie and the way Charlie calls the readings "horoscopes" 😭
@needmoresnacks
Ай бұрын
Hey now, as an aquarium myself this is offensive and my hallowscope told me I'm grumpy today 😤
@anthonykarnes6804
Ай бұрын
Nobody cares
@green7449
Ай бұрын
@@needmoresnacksChange your carbon filter, should cheer you up. 😂
@needmoresnacks
Ай бұрын
@@green7449 that’s a really good idea!
@allister-malister9179
Ай бұрын
It’s a fun party trick, A good horror movie could have worked but drawing a card would affect your life in some way over some cruddy slasher flick.
@kxfright
Ай бұрын
The fact that tarot was so trash is honestly motivation for me and anyone who wants to go into film. Like if the goobers behind tarot and moonfall could make those movies reality and get away with it then what is stopping you or me from going out there and making actually works of art/masterpieces.
@Hittori123
Ай бұрын
"I just had a Jimmy Nuetron brain blast" I'm stealing that.
@Poison_Jam
Ай бұрын
I use my wife as a horror movie prediction. Showed the trailer to my wife: My Wife: ...thats not even how tarot cards work/are. *dumb* Me: yep its gonna flop And behold, 5% on rotten tomatoes!
@ZeroTwo--
Ай бұрын
Tarot cards work?
@zamp_gaming
Ай бұрын
@@ZeroTwo-- depends on if you believe in it or not. Either way, the way the movie portrays them as working is incredibly incorrect.
@p-__
Ай бұрын
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
@OrionDawn15
Ай бұрын
@@ZeroTwo-- Eh, depends on if you believe in that sort of thing. But they definitely don't work like how they're portrayed in the movie.
@ashleybrooke2087
Ай бұрын
I know what you meant. The filmmakers actually avoided showing what would be considered proper tarot readings which begs the question as to why they'd use the premise at all. It's not like the Ouija movies showed the characters not using the spiritboard in the recommended way.
@squeet0
Ай бұрын
Some guy robbed me the other night. Dude came up to me and held up a ticket for Tarot and my heart sank. I've never been scared for my life like that
@p-__
Ай бұрын
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
@elementalt4nick
Ай бұрын
Sorry about that, I was very desperate to get rid of it
@wiunn
Ай бұрын
@@elementalt4nickI think you lost your ticket! I put another one in your mailbox 🥰
@GlassesnMouthplates
Ай бұрын
If a roommate opens the door and then s/he gets killed by the killer instead of the other character, it's a typical slasher movie. If a roommate opens the door and then indirectly scares the killer away, it's a typical ghost/supernatural movie.
@Waffles_.
Ай бұрын
just for fun one time i looked into what some different tarot cards actually meant and im pretty sure that what just about all these cards ended up doing in the movie was completely unrelated to what they supposedly mean irl ex (assuming im remembering correctly): the fool card has nothing to do with being "bullheaded and making rash decisions," its mostly about being inexperienced. death also has almost nothing to do with actual death, it's mostly about ego death and the recreation of your personality. The swords also have nothing to do with actual swords, they represent intellect or emotions.
@stormie8009
Ай бұрын
Wasn’t that line for the Taurus and not the actual card itself? Plus I keep seeing people say the cards were to literal but wasn’t the whole point being that they’re haunted by a scorned woman so now she just shapeshifts into the images on the cards and kill them however the MC said some bs like “water under the bridge” “wrong track” and “climbing the ladder”. At least that’s how I was interpreting it.
@OrionDawn15
18 күн бұрын
@@stormie8009 Yeah, but like... that's just not how tarot works. If they wanted to do that concept, I'm sure they could've executed in a more clever way instead of making the cards literal, don't you think?
@stormie8009
18 күн бұрын
@@OrionDawn15 it’s literally a generic horror movie with a witch cursing some tarot cards,I doubt they wanted to be “literal” like most generic horror movies; it’s mostly a cash grab at best🤷♀️ people should watch these horror movies for the fun and thrill not for the historical accuracy of it unless it’s based off a true story. Edit: I mean Imagine people who are die hard doll fans complaining about Chucky or even the voodoo community since Chucky literally used voodoo to curse the doll unless I’m mistaken 😭 it’s just annoying to see the complaints on something that if you look at it as a generic horror movie isn’t that terrible but most just can’t because they wanted a accurate tarot movie which wouldn’t even happen as a horror movie since irl tarot isn’t horror filled at all unless you’re superstitious!
@gateofdestiny
Ай бұрын
I read the wiki summary, lol @ the plot, every tarot card is just "oh you die" and has no thematic connection to the actual card
@thezackast2752
Ай бұрын
It would be hilarious if they remade the movie and just had a regular deck of cards and they just die anyway for no reason
@Perdix64
Ай бұрын
Honestly, they all could’ve been really interesting, like the Fool could’ve just been anything, Death could’ve been an extreme change in someone’s life, so much so that they just fall apart. The Hermit could’ve been the guy just forcing the guy to be alone after he got all the money.
@manboy4720
Ай бұрын
@@thezackast2752 one of them draws a king, and then some monster dressed like a king just fucking murders them and it's totally unrelated.
@pyramear5414
28 күн бұрын
@manboy4720 then someone else gets a "10 of hearts" and a dude just wearing a hat with the card taped to it stabs him in the eye.
@thezackast2752
28 күн бұрын
@@manboy4720 they draw the 7 of clubs and get into a 7 car pileup on the way home
@smugbowkid9919
Ай бұрын
Genuinely wtf was the point of shoving Tarot Cards into the movie? I swear all of the monsters barely resembled the things they were supposed to represent, there was no symbolism, and most people don’t even know about just the Major Arcana, much less the rest of the Tarot deck. It made no sense?
@p-__
Ай бұрын
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
@millo7295
Ай бұрын
It would make sense if it followed the bones of 9 Where they all didn't know each other but the tarot cards intertwined their lives and the monster was a Weaver And it made dolls of the tarot characters to attack the group whenever they were alone And eventually the group starts staying together in populated areas by which point the "weaver" just ham fists it and attacks them anyway, which calls in the exposion woman who has survived her reading and that's how they figure out how to survive THEIR reading
@AngryAlfonse
Ай бұрын
Well, the whole "catholic horror" thing is getting severely overused and played out at this point, so they probably just thought "what religious/spiritual concept can we abuse this time to carry our dumb story without offending a large audience." Mark this comment: I bet a horror movie centered around astrology will come out in the next 2-3 years lol
@LiminallyYours
Ай бұрын
@@AngryAlfonse I'll bet with you on that. Also what about one where people get killed with crystals? They're pointy and could be made spooky, ice queen style. As for abusing spiritual concepts, I am seriously wondering whether the horror narrative around tarot in this film may rather take inspiration from (specifically) the way Christian apologists got very loud about divination being demonic in the past like 5 years. It echoes all their points. It's kind of a bad PSA, except they should have been saved by Jesus at the end.
@dantesparrow9903
Ай бұрын
Only reason I know about the arcana is because of Persona but I don’t know what they represent
@finntastic116
Ай бұрын
As someone who does tarot THEY DIDNT EVEN GET THE MEANINGS CORRECT LIKE ???
@fearsomemanic
Ай бұрын
When you mentioned the whole "written and directed by 1 of 3 writers of Moonfall" made me think of "2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie." 😂
@ashleybrooke2087
Ай бұрын
If Sony had been smart about it, they would have released Tarot before Madame Web so that at least critics could say Madame Web isn't the worst Sony movie this year. Also, this feels like something even Blumhouse passed over. Either that or they weren't asked first.
@GravitasZero
Ай бұрын
Sony being smart is asking for too much in the first place
@ashleybrooke2087
Ай бұрын
@@GravitasZero I enjoy the Spiderverse movies so I can't completely hate on Sony though that might be the broken clock thing.
@OrionDawn15
18 күн бұрын
@@ashleybrooke2087 That would indeed be a broken clock thing.
@TaliaX99
Ай бұрын
The noise Charlie made at 12:43 reminded me of when SpongeBob had bad breath and said to the guy at the movie theater “excuse me sir, I hope my horrible ugliness won’t be a distraction to you” and the guy said “not at all, boy - HUEEHHUEEEH”
@lajenehuen260
Ай бұрын
Deuueaugh!
@Tamo_thehighschoolartist
Ай бұрын
"I know none of you had any interest in it" I never even heard of this movie until now
@zacherychapman8474
Ай бұрын
3:05 "unironically, matt and I's acting in the green screen merch shoots is better than anything you'll find in tarot" I mean, you can't expect these actors to compete with the star of hunger games.
@GodVessel
Ай бұрын
Cant believe charlie missed the one opportunity to say "Disasterpiece" and instead said "Masterpiece diaster" 💀😭
@chakrashadow3220
Ай бұрын
Are you a Slipknot fan?
@bingosthad
Ай бұрын
@@chakrashadow3220 I am
@chakrashadow3220
Ай бұрын
@@bingosthad Nice. Me too, so I appreciate what you did there
@Shadriand
Ай бұрын
A disasterpiece would be something like Sharknado where it's so bad it's good. This is just a disaster, lol.
@Reck-yx6nl
Ай бұрын
i read this right when he said it 😂
@Texansfan59
Ай бұрын
Glad i never even heard of it
@thekn0wing
Ай бұрын
How?
@orterves
Ай бұрын
Shut the hell up
@aIex2
Ай бұрын
Me neither I haven't even heard of it before
@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
Ай бұрын
Don’t care, my content is way superior than what this man has ever produced so get over it.
@aIex2
Ай бұрын
@@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL balls
@ElijahLPlus
Ай бұрын
16:50 - Makes sense since his roommate is obviously Peter Parker
@Terminallyposessed
Ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@DawnOfTheOzz
Ай бұрын
"I expected nothing and yet I'm still disappointed." - Charlie
@mrkoolaidism
Ай бұрын
The annoying thing is that with a competent writer and good director this idea could actually be kind of cool. Like the premise sounds interesting enough if done right, unfortunately it was not done right
@mrkoolaidism
Ай бұрын
Think like 13 ghosts but like zodiac creatures instead of ghosts
@hope-cat4894
Ай бұрын
And since tarot cards are really popular right now, it's the perfect time for a movie like this to be made. How does someone fumble the ball like this? An evil zodiac movie would also be a good idea since astrology is trendy too, but they'll just waste that opportunity too. 🙄
@icebatofvalikinRRBZ8
Ай бұрын
What makes it bad?
@OrionDawn15
18 күн бұрын
@@icebatofvalikinRRBZ8 Buddy, we're on the same video explaining *why* it's bad.
@maroone124
Ай бұрын
It is Tarot-ble
@sillypinkewe
Ай бұрын
Beautiful
@emracck
Ай бұрын
@@sillypinkeweyou’re beautiful
@dimitricocquyt
Ай бұрын
The "death" card in tarot doesn't even represent death, it represents chance
@665Sunshine
Ай бұрын
FYI from what I learned you can use anyone's Tarot deck, but your own deck is supposed to be a gift from someone else. You're just not supposed to go out and buy a deck for yourself even if you really like the artwork.
@missquinberly
28 күн бұрын
Yeah but a deck that's been used before and might have bad vibes you're meant to leave it under the full moon for a night to cleanse it. Anyway I buy my own decks bc like who is gonna give me one... Some kind of tarot fairy?
@665Sunshine
28 күн бұрын
@@missquinberly hahaha! I definitely understand your reasoning. It was easier for me, because the little shop I used to work at sold decks, and two of my elder witchy coworkers saw me looking through the major arcana of some decks I liked the look of, and bought them for me (with the 40% employee discount). And prior to that even my mother had occult interests before I was born, so she gifted me her classic Rider-Waite deck once I was old enough. But in your shoes I know I'd probably do the same. Lol
@erikdavis1646
Ай бұрын
10:50 - the frustration behind that "And then, even after that" is the iconic "I hate this so much that I just remembered something else you will not believe and will not stop until you know it" vibe.
@anonymousidiot493
Ай бұрын
Horror movies are like Russian roulette but in opposite way.
@tangiblenoah2035
Ай бұрын
@itz_me_aziza_21why are you spamming this comment
@zillaplayz2753
Ай бұрын
@@tangiblenoah2035 its a bot
@Jellzyod
Ай бұрын
What are the bots even trying to gain at this point? People that run bot channels should just give up living.
@tezzla6358
Ай бұрын
@@Jellzyod hoping that kids will visit their channel and post a rude comment
@waddle623
Ай бұрын
@@JellzyodReplies and attention.
@peti3543
Ай бұрын
4:45 type shit
@aster2600
Ай бұрын
I've never seen a single commercial for this, I didn't even know it existed until now
@sharkbyte1565
Ай бұрын
What baffles me is they got Trevor Henderson the famous and highly talent artist most known for creating siren head, cartoon cat, long horse and other internet monsters to design the creators for this movie How they got someone with his talent on board is beyond me
@PopADoseYo
Ай бұрын
Makes sense why they chose him for a terrible movie. I don't find any of their pieces all that great.
@jayyello
Ай бұрын
@@PopADoseYoyour opinion
@bitbreaker_creator
Ай бұрын
@@PopADoseYo L take
@lessthancarl760
Ай бұрын
“Fortnite emoting in anger” had me dying.
@p-__
Ай бұрын
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
@SHADOW_ROSE23421
Ай бұрын
@@p-__ Shut up, you bot. Instead of spamming the same thing over and over again, why don't you do something new like writing a normal comment? Now go and do something with your life, you sad little spammer.
@TAMMYOS-lm7nf
Ай бұрын
I got like 20000 tiktok ads for tarot and I imediately knew it was pure shit by the ads
@I_okesh
Ай бұрын
16:34 Bro's roommate is Spider-Man 💀
@ChaoticSpud
Ай бұрын
We’re in a time where horror movies have completely deteriorated to the point where they’re actually memorable
@madtabby66
Ай бұрын
I saw one from our local school. The house was haunted, so the girl says “this is my house now, you need to leave” and the ghost leaves! Because they’re respectful that way. They were very proud of their work.
@Mousewith
Ай бұрын
KZitem and Spotify have been shoving the trailer for this down my throat for weeks
@WHZGRAVY
Ай бұрын
You're kinky
@p-__
Ай бұрын
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
@TrueSaul
Ай бұрын
@@p-__you should go treat yourself now ⚡⚡🌩️
@jackmeeks2294
Ай бұрын
I lost a major court case this past friday. The court sentenced me to three viewings of Tarot. I opted for 3 years hard time instead.
@GeorgeSweet
Ай бұрын
I got to see the og alien in theaters the other day. Such good vibes.
@VeeKaChu
Ай бұрын
In 2022, I had a series of N-Stemi incidents- essentially mini-heart attacks that presented as acute indigestion- which eventually culminated in a 4x bypass. These got progressively worse in pain level and duration, and I knew I'd have to eventually get over my "guy-ness" (i.e., everything will just go away if we wait long enough) and go to the ER, or conversely, eventually drop dead. So literally the week before I did finally go to the hospital I had a particularly severe occurrence as I was watching "Moonfall" on Netflix... And I thought, "OMG please please please don't let this be the last movie I see before I die..." It really was that hilariously awful.
@frgal1336
Ай бұрын
Moonfall was one of the movies I’ve ever watched. My favourite part is the flooding scene when they start drowning in knee deep water, and the dude dives in to save him except it’s knee deep water so he can’t just dive in and instead sort of flops down into it then has to perform the acting of a lifetime to make us believe he’s actually swimming in the knee deep water. What makes it better is you can _see the stairs through the water_ and can tell it’s like… 3, 4 stairs deep? It is BARELY knee deep.
@grass7864
Ай бұрын
I hope you're feeling better now. Take care of yourself - or at the very least, only watch good movies from now on just in case.
@omgtatercat
Ай бұрын
Useless information here, but the 6 of Swords is part of the minor arcana. There's 4 different types in the minor arcana: swords, cups, pentacles, and wands. The minor arcana cards are numbered 1-10, and also have Page, Knight, King and Queen. Supposedly the minor arcana is where we got regular playing cards from. The High Priestess, The Hanged Man, and Death are all the major arcana.
@jimlast4422
Ай бұрын
When I saw the trailer, I actively said out loud "I've seen scarier things at Wendy's"
@walnzell9328
Ай бұрын
I have not seen this movie, but if it has anything to do with tarot cards, I'm betting it breaks rule #1 of tarot cards. The death card doesn't mean you or someone you know is gonna die. It means there's change coming. So if some tarot reader in this movie slaps down the death card and the music gets all dramatic and it turns out the card caused people to die, understand that that's actually MORE bullsh-t than tarot card readings. Because even tarot card readers understand the rules. Okay yeah the climax is the main character draws death on the evil ghost and it destroys the ghost. God damn it.
@rantz6732
Ай бұрын
I like how you can just skim through this. See no clips. No screens. It’s just him ranting about a garbage movie
@p-__
Ай бұрын
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
@Spiralredd
Ай бұрын
Ik. My girlfriend actually wants to see this with me..... Help😢
@john236613
Ай бұрын
@Spiralredd Tell her that white shirt man said it's bad. She will understand.
@Spiralredd
Ай бұрын
@@john236613 yeah but then she's gonna be sad... besides no one's gonna be in the theater so we'll at least have alone time
@cererra682
Ай бұрын
@@Spiralredd just have sex the whole time. Bad movies are for that
@zoro4661WasTaken
Ай бұрын
Aaaah, that genuinely sucks. I was really looking forward to this one because I saw that the monster designs were done by Trevor Henderson - the guy who made Sirenhead, among many other cool as hell monsters. Was planning on watching it just for that, even though the plot looked super generic based on the trailer. Hope Trevor doesn't get any hate for it.
@LiminallyYours
Ай бұрын
The person responsible for Sirenhead worked on this???? Oh my god D: I agree with you, I'm so disappointed.
@zoro4661WasTaken
Ай бұрын
@@LiminallyYours Yeah! He was super excited about it too, talked about it on his Twitter.
@cocowargaming2880
18 күн бұрын
The only reason I was interested to be honest. I'm so sad. :(
@benamisai-kham5892
Ай бұрын
Honestly i seen the ads and i had no faith in a movie accurately portraying tarot cards, your review confirmed it for me.
@TyWyer
12 күн бұрын
0:57 A "Disaster Piece" if you will
@afriendorfoe
Ай бұрын
What pisses me off about horror from Hollywood is it is the one genre that has so many great short films to take from. Like so many people making short horror films that could used the investments.
@oompalumpus699
Ай бұрын
Because Hollywood celebrates its own slop. There is no creativity there.
@billbill6094
Ай бұрын
It's been 13 years since The Cabin in the Woods and horror movies still refuse to learn originality.
@ashleybrooke2087
Ай бұрын
It's adapted from a bad horror novel from the 90s & it completely discards even most of that plot where a serial killer is murdering people in ways consistent with their horoscope.
@hunterculpepper1973
Ай бұрын
Mlp horor fan fiction on film fiction. Net is written a billion times better than this
@MikkiLGalloway
Ай бұрын
5% is a good number for unemployment but terrible for a rating of a supposed “blockbuster”
@Dagamer885
Ай бұрын
The 5% who are unemployed and like this movie are the reasons these movies exist so let’s get those numbers down to 0
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Ай бұрын
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Ай бұрын
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Ай бұрын
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@gavinhintze7859
Ай бұрын
WOOO LETS GOOO 15 MILLION CONGRATULATION!
@bigeek
Ай бұрын
my brother said "I wonder when critical will cover this" when the trailer first came out
@p-__
Ай бұрын
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
@ChaoticHaze
Ай бұрын
My headphones went out when the prediction predicted technology letting you down... and thats the more scared ive been throughout this experience
@KingBaryonyx
Ай бұрын
8:35 never in my life would i think that charles would reference dbd
@azlansarwary9085
Ай бұрын
Charlie is the funniest person when it comes to insulting pieces of art😂😂😂
@ES2X1
Ай бұрын
I couldn't help but think of a comedic turn when you said she drew the card of Six Swords - I just imagine the response from one of the guys screaming, "The Swords of Revealing Light?!"
@luisalejandro3998
Ай бұрын
Monster while strangling the protagonist: 😈 Monster after their tarot uno-reverse reading: 🥺
@kayleecarter6881
Ай бұрын
Went and saw this last night, so glad that my sentiments are shared
@Jw78912
14 күн бұрын
He really ranked this a penguinz0/10
@drex5160
Ай бұрын
Im just glad Ned made some new friends after Peter Parker had to leave him 😭
@leonardoestradavega2662
Ай бұрын
If a movie is about an already existing concept (tarot, ouija, exorcisms, any generic demon) will suck
@Greatduck777
Ай бұрын
I feel like someone should make an exorcism related movie but it’s not actually horror.
@cncity2472
Ай бұрын
@@Greatduck777 The Exorcism of Emily Rose
@VintageMemory
Ай бұрын
Ouija board movie where they get sucked into the board. They can't see anything around them, only darkness, and the floor (the board). Human bodies are the letters/numbers, and for every sin you committed in your life, you have to ask that amount in questions to the board/entity. I could go on, but it's not hard to think of something original like that.
@lucasmiguel4734
Ай бұрын
The Exorcist is a fucking masterpiece though
@hunterculpepper1973
Ай бұрын
@@Greatduck777 horor comedy
@777rot
23 күн бұрын
Me and my friends were laughing through most of it. There was another family and we were the only people in the theater and they hated us. Because we laughed when that guy got hit by the train. It just made us die
@Just_Simply_Sophia
27 күн бұрын
I went to go see it yesterday. Kids were sneaking in and loud as hell the whole time. It couldn’t even entertain the kids. Like 6 people got kicked out for being too loud that’s how boring it was 😭
@parnellomello
Ай бұрын
My husband passed away last night and I’ve been struggling feeding the kids. Thank you for this masterpiece Charlie.
@Iseetheworldindetails
Ай бұрын
My condolences 😞🙏
@johnnyflannigan136
Ай бұрын
@voodiomola6016don't be so gulliable
@xnotasweatx
Ай бұрын
This bot has commented this tons of times on other videos y’all are STUPID
@baconheadhair6938
Ай бұрын
@voodiomola6016 Shes lying
@baconheadhair6938
Ай бұрын
@voodiomola6016 She comments this comment on like every video and she always says it happened last juggt
@jamestamsitt5806
Ай бұрын
My friend took me to this for her birthday and it was so much worse than I expected. Just sat there with a blank face the whole time, not even a single scare
@savannahyde9925
Ай бұрын
Saw the trailer and my immediate response was "thats not how tarot cards work?"
@Naru462
23 күн бұрын
The characters in this movie seem like the type to split up. Except when they are deciding the group numbers, they pick everyone going solo.
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