A guide to Karl's timelines: The other day: 2000AD - 1990AD In the 70s: 1989AD - 1970AD A few years ago: 1899AD - 1600AD Ages ago - 1599AD - 1200AD We are going back a bit here: 1199AD - 60,000BC
@Scallion_D
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@restvn
3 жыл бұрын
medeival times
@lochlanfb
3 жыл бұрын
I love this comment so much 😂
@gabrielbrown4764
3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant 😂
@hpebackwards
2 жыл бұрын
uhh... ehhh... doesn't really matter that bit.
@robbiechristmas7683
9 жыл бұрын
"Ages ago..."
@Crimson34533
8 жыл бұрын
+Robbie Christmas 17th century? or was it literally ages ago?
@LyingSecret
8 жыл бұрын
+- FreeFlow - "Uhrm..... yeah quite a bit back"
@Crimson34533
8 жыл бұрын
LyingSecret ohhh ok
@kurticide-7985
10 жыл бұрын
Any one else addicted to these , ive listen to them all so many times , they never get old :)
@possessedslig
10 жыл бұрын
I know exactly what you mean
@decoyholding
2 жыл бұрын
7 years since this comment and yes i am addicted
@invincibleajay
2 жыл бұрын
Yes heard all of them but classics. Never gets boring.
@ariellarto6364
2 жыл бұрын
i like to wait a while so i forget but since its every year i listen i have some parts memorized
@jamesaubry752
2 жыл бұрын
Yep, heard these so many times
@gregoryh7929
3 ай бұрын
Never forget if you’re feeling low: 1) you’re not alone, and 2) be Kermitted to your treatment
@James_Lovell
9 ай бұрын
This got me through the grief when my Dad passed....when my mind wouldnt rest Id climb into bed and just play these...cant go to sleep without them now
@mattsouth8297
Жыл бұрын
Anyone else still watch this to sleep ?
@sharonready5102
Жыл бұрын
Since 2018 ! Every evening !
@LeftIXD
Жыл бұрын
This is my asmr
@andrew348
5 ай бұрын
I would but like Karl I have to close me eyes while sleeping
@tyroon81
3 ай бұрын
Watch???🤦🏽♂️
@euansmith3092
8 жыл бұрын
It really makes me laugh for some reason the way Ricky and Steve always go "17th century?" or "1970s?" hahaha
@checkout5017
3 жыл бұрын
"Literally ages ago"
@yukongaming5055
7 жыл бұрын
"forget the beard, where you been for 3 days"
@Beardshire
4 жыл бұрын
Weird innit.
@finmilne9316
5 жыл бұрын
I never make it to the end of these, I drift off and wake up with a flat phone and 10 minutes to get ready for work.
@HoboJacuzzi
7 жыл бұрын
"Different stories for different... things"
@ShakeyJake206
5 жыл бұрын
"Never mind your beard, where have you been for 3 days." LoL
@checkout5017
3 жыл бұрын
Thats a bit weird init
@chrisdehningdehning8530
8 жыл бұрын
cant sleep without listening to these guys
@Metrallata
8 жыл бұрын
+Chris Dehning Dehning tbh when youre unconscious is the best time to listen to karl ricky and steve
@tamzenkarma
3 жыл бұрын
Beautiful Lovely Men ♥️💗💓❣️💋🕯️
@dudessjoddie
3 жыл бұрын
Me either :) have done for years!
@8balljunkie
3 жыл бұрын
@@Metrallata pp
@MrScott240303
3 жыл бұрын
Me too have done everynight for years
@mariapanariello6949
11 ай бұрын
Hello my fellow knobheads! Chi-can you believe it, we’re still listening after all these many a years. ♥️😃
@chriswakefield9538
6 ай бұрын
Youre trying too hard
@jbri1
4 ай бұрын
You replied to him so... @@chriswakefield9538
@izchucknorris
9 жыл бұрын
This show is an anti ocd and an anti depressant to be perfectly honest :') I've listened to these countless times and it just makes everything ok
@cerealfamine1
9 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@TokyoKazama
9 жыл бұрын
Rickys laughter is infectious.
@Kyle1994NI
Жыл бұрын
Agreed m8
@christianhernandez4279
Жыл бұрын
Gotten me through the toughest of times
@KardKing66
Жыл бұрын
Spot on
@EKOvision
Жыл бұрын
Ricky: “There’s a reason….. It’s not his volt..😁 It’s not his volt..😂 It’s not His Volt..!”🤣😭
@gemsandlasers269
Жыл бұрын
I love this bit, where you can hear Ricky figuring out the ridiculous pun as he speaks.
@floraposteschild4184
8 жыл бұрын
I know it's probably a Photoshop, but I want that phrenology sculpture of Karl so much.
@gwilliams4674
4 жыл бұрын
@Nathan White like a fucking orange
@dohertyz
10 жыл бұрын
4 hours of RSK. I'm actually going to listen to it all
@ChrisOrillia
10 жыл бұрын
same
@goldenglovled
10 жыл бұрын
that's not even a challenge
@sam-tipton-video
8 жыл бұрын
They were a bit demicky, so they weren't properly
@Tom-bn6pr
5 жыл бұрын
1:59:34 *Ricky gives a 30 second monologue about how the show is nothing and they have no regard for their listeners and how he feels guilty about it* Karl: "So anyway there was this parrot"
@robhoopz
5 жыл бұрын
Tom 22 😂 brilliant.
@joshsykes4197
5 жыл бұрын
Class
@jacksimmons4021
5 жыл бұрын
I mean, Rick, it's unique!
@Scallion_D
3 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@checkout5017
3 жыл бұрын
In 50 years time there will be loads of old people trying to explain this podcast to the modern generation
@Chas5873
2 жыл бұрын
Never mind your beard, where have you been for 3 days?!?!
@fishyonion
9 жыл бұрын
Whenever I start listening to these I instantly need a cup of tea
@KiraPlaysGuitar
9 жыл бұрын
I JUST had the craving.
@Sledgehammer003
9 жыл бұрын
Now i need tea. Its like 5:30 am
@rahulkemp6489
8 жыл бұрын
tyler pat bateman durden i luv u
@TellEmRye
8 жыл бұрын
A cuppa & listening to these three is my day off work early afternoon ritual
@tylerpatbatemandurden5777
8 жыл бұрын
Rahul Kemp love you too x
@maryhughes6077
8 жыл бұрын
Love Ricky, Steve and Karl , they have got me through some tough times. Thanks.
@15-Peter-20
6 жыл бұрын
Mary Hughes awww Mary
@catatonicable
3 жыл бұрын
Especially now...
@jacintagarrett9004
Ай бұрын
Yes I do.In 2024 I'm still listening on pretty much repeat and they still make me laugh!!!!!😍😍😍
@stuartsmith9575
25 күн бұрын
I'm same, I've heard them all countless times and still listen every night... its like mt religion 😂😂😂
@lexluth2655
2 жыл бұрын
Cant believe I'm only just seeing this now, what a fucking treat.
@Dingalow
5 жыл бұрын
I love that his stories just stop and he goes "so uh... that's it."
@Scallion_D
3 жыл бұрын
What is that it Karl? Er yeah what more do you want?
@tomato8210
2 жыл бұрын
Here I’m November 2021. Karl is a legend
@ufhoes4215
8 жыл бұрын
truly crazy how everyone here talks about falling asleep to these. Been doing it for about three months now and never looked at comments till now. Glad to see not alone on that lol
@Cresanova
8 жыл бұрын
+Ufh oes (UFHOES) we are plenty
@higherlifementoring9654
3 жыл бұрын
It’s like a rite of passage. I started listening to these during the day but they’ve made their way to just before bed every night without fail for 2 years nearly now
@AndreasGrech
2 жыл бұрын
Hitting 12+ years of listening to these guys almost on a daily basis now. And I ain't showing any signs of stopping.
@HappySlappr
8 жыл бұрын
Whenever I feel down. I pop this on, or any of their podcasts. It really does take it away and makes me smile! I wonder if at the time, if they knew what they was creating?! If they knew it would become what it is now. Absolutely brilliant.
@Deadman1000
Жыл бұрын
I started listening to this as a teenager I used to be able to listen to radio from Britain all the way from America and I love them to this day. Karl's a legend
@AA-hg5fk
Жыл бұрын
"Excuse me sir, you can have this back!"
@benormrod9547
5 жыл бұрын
Man moth is the true legend
@SewerTapes
4 жыл бұрын
So, I heard Ricky mention Karl's name in stand up, years ago. However, I had not heard any of Karl, Steve, and Ricky until 3 days ago. It's all I've been doing since.
@2GuitarsPlay
4 жыл бұрын
Sewer Tapes you’ve got a lot of joy ahead of you. I think most of us wish we could hear it for the first time. Enjoy dude
@SewerTapes
4 жыл бұрын
@@2GuitarsPlay I'm starting to get a sense of how massive this content well is. Amazing. I just found out about An Idiot Abroad today too. Cheers.
@olebogengmothelesi3534
4 жыл бұрын
How I wish that was me.
@ashhawk2346
4 жыл бұрын
Wow, lucky guy.. your first time, how precious, green with envy.
@arcadefire123
4 жыл бұрын
Oh you lucky person. You have all the XFM shows, the podcasts, the Ricky Gervais show (animated version of the podcasts), an idiot abroad and Derek. Also, he's got his own sitcom called sick of it. Enjoy!
@HearthMaiden
9 жыл бұрын
Karl: Did that just go out? Ricky: ..what?? Karl: All that.. Ricky: *manic cackle.* xD! My god.. my sides hurt from laughing so much!
@DavidMcmenemy
9 жыл бұрын
***** Agreed. One of my favourite XFM moments ever. XD ( it's at 15:37 - 17:05 if anyone wants to skip to it. )
@HearthMaiden
8 жыл бұрын
xD! Why thankyou kind sir.
@DavidMcmenemy
8 жыл бұрын
... *Mutes post*
@MrLarryhoover425
8 жыл бұрын
Aye, crackin pair there luv!
@HearthMaiden
8 жыл бұрын
xD Thankyou! ^_^
@christopher19894
5 ай бұрын
"It's not his volt" GENIUS
@DJEylisium
4 жыл бұрын
"Its not his volt" has to be one of the best reactions to a hook catchphrase ever!
@joelandy4968
8 жыл бұрын
Never knew Ricky, Steve and Karl had such great taste in music. Kudos.
@guyvanburen
5 жыл бұрын
Today on my flight I thought “bout to go through a bit of cloudage”... K man is really starting to rub off
@AJDHelix
3 жыл бұрын
Ooh, 'ello...
@ericr4764
4 жыл бұрын
The dynamic between these three is SO entertaining! I laughed out loud many times.
@noisyneil
8 жыл бұрын
ricky on midgets and suzanne: "not eyeing her up and down; just eyeing her up". wow, that was lightning quick. love it!
@TarantulaRat
3 жыл бұрын
I feel like I'm subconsciously becoming Karl because of the amount I must hear in my sleep
@TheOrlandoTrustfull
5 жыл бұрын
"When was this?" "Quite a bit back"
@odw_99
5 жыл бұрын
Literally applicable to every one of the stories
@grahamthomas7821
4 жыл бұрын
We're going quite a bit back with this one
@DannyBoy...
8 жыл бұрын
"He was ung an that"
@MinaF99
8 жыл бұрын
Omg I literally see you on every video related to karl
@DannyBoy...
8 жыл бұрын
I'm a pilkoholic.
@jimmyboy141414
8 жыл бұрын
+Daniel Wagner you're a virgin
@jimmyboy141414
8 жыл бұрын
+Daniel Wagner you're a virgin
@jimmyboy141414
8 жыл бұрын
+Eupastranaia fenestrata it appears we have a parrot here ladies and gents
@fluffiisheepvod
4 жыл бұрын
Leave Karl alone, it's not his volt
@JeffRoganFM
Жыл бұрын
Different stories for different things
@jbri1
4 ай бұрын
I'm sure that's where, 'Me lager, Finchy lager, Gareth lager sometimes cider. Different drinks for different... needs' came from.
@vantheman1234
5 жыл бұрын
I’m off to bed. I’ll fall asleep listening to this. Magic
@6663000
8 жыл бұрын
2:13:05 Karl trying to say "enough is anus" is a classic moment.
@cockoffgewgle4993
8 жыл бұрын
+Burial "Enough is en'anus".
@victorymansions
3 ай бұрын
Another title for the lead plates and tomatoes could have been: 'Gettin led on, bout what yer been fed on'. 'What's tomato with you' is class 😂
@jameswindcall2776
8 жыл бұрын
This and questions for Karl has got me through my exam season
@jameswindcall2776
8 жыл бұрын
Thinking about it maybe listening to Karl isn't the best thing to listen to during your exams
@LyingSecret
7 жыл бұрын
You never know, it might nab you an E in history.
@alexdiviney6225
4 жыл бұрын
So you've been using knowledge learnt and answers from those features to aid you right? No wonder you got an E in history!
@MrPaddyR
4 жыл бұрын
1:12:02 Ricky almost swearing "Don’t you fucki-" and Karl trying not to laugh had me in stitches haha
@hannahcole6988
4 жыл бұрын
Rickys laugh is amazing! Could listen to these guys solid
@hughdmcl
8 жыл бұрын
Just watched all of monkey news, all of Karl's diary, and all 3 episodes of questions for Karl ! absolutely hilarious, some of the funniest shit I've ever watched, total laugh out loud material. Ricky you are a comedy genius. Karl you are so funny and Stephen you are . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .very tall ;) only joking bud you all crack me up
@cjddalton
7 жыл бұрын
Right...I knew you'd do this, so I'll stick somethin' on it. D'yer know bee's are deaf?
@Sheriff_GrimLaw
7 жыл бұрын
Chemical Viking Oh is this the running away again? x
@15-Peter-20
6 жыл бұрын
BigJamook lol
@RoyCampbell61
9 жыл бұрын
I really believed the crab story. Kinda disappointed it wasn't real...
@nathangordon4891
8 жыл бұрын
Same! :c
@luukeluketer1024
8 жыл бұрын
+drroxxo1 Is that u Karl ???????????
@muziekjes781
8 жыл бұрын
I am listening to it now, I am not at the part where they say it's not real.. But I believed it as well haha
@TheOssumPawesome
7 жыл бұрын
I managed to fall for that the first 2 or 3 times I heard the episode. Always so disappointing :(
@busydad4858
2 жыл бұрын
‘Where did this happen?’ ‘Er, sort of, in Britain, and that.’
@arthurlewis9193
4 жыл бұрын
If you're in Kenya don't put beans in your ear......words that have seen me through my some tricky situations.
@jeremyc9593
4 жыл бұрын
That advice saved my marriage.
@andreadixon636
4 жыл бұрын
That's funny Arthur
@randomy5151
3 жыл бұрын
Ban gulls. Oh fuck i nearly pished myself laughing.😂😂😂
@foxyrocks777
7 жыл бұрын
I love when Karl laughs, I have no idea why but it makes me happy
@0ProblemTV
4 жыл бұрын
"In what way, is telling me that Brian Blessed shat himself once in any way educational?"
@Scallion_D
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@AJDHelix
3 жыл бұрын
1:10:18
@atkmachinei
6 жыл бұрын
Educating ricky is great. Thanks for adding some rockbusters as well.
@Higth115
3 жыл бұрын
"It wasn't properly" is the greatest thing I've ever heard. I'm going to start just describing shit as being not properly.
@resioil1
9 жыл бұрын
I love that nearly everyone of them is a saying and it's nearly always followed by "Years ago"
@TheSteelStallion
5 жыл бұрын
I love how Karl at 15:35 gets on with his work, getting out his part while ignoring Ricky butting-in but the very moment Ricky poses the question of if he'd be a frog, ZAP! All his attention is focused on it.
@janpec10
6 жыл бұрын
"What have you learned?" . "Nothing." Haha the speed that Rick comes at it so funny.
@EKOvision
Жыл бұрын
“D’you know that bees are deaf..?”
@bucklybrown4923
10 жыл бұрын
Listened to xfm everyday since xmas hahah
@Celtic50
10 жыл бұрын
Hooked on theese,listened to them all do many Times
@Doublethemilk
8 жыл бұрын
"Have you heard that saying, out of the frying pan and into the saucepan!" 3:04:18
@TheJayLordx
8 жыл бұрын
A fish in time saves nine!
@johnnyfelcher8156
6 жыл бұрын
Someone make a 'Ricktuals' compilation. It would only go for 3 seconds. "It's good to have a flat head in India."
@NxDoyle
9 жыл бұрын
I lost count of how many times KP said 'ages ago'.
@boebrown9332
4 жыл бұрын
imagine the things these three would have to talk about in 2020 and all the things in-between since they last sat down together.
@teapot5867
4 жыл бұрын
Boe King they need to do a reunion podcast
@adamsubtract81
4 жыл бұрын
There's no way the PC brigade would allow it these days. As Karl said - "It'll be shut down within a month"
@IFeelSoTongueTied
4 жыл бұрын
Boe King Has
@glenbaker8412
3 жыл бұрын
Adam Subtract But didn’t Karl say as long as you say something nice, you can also say something horrible. “Chinese. Great people. Women very attractive...before they get to 30”
@Samboy666
8 жыл бұрын
LMAO I believed the Crab story! I was amazed by it!!!
@leesway
4 жыл бұрын
"chewing the fat" actually stems from times when food was scarce and people would just chew the fat for as long as possible to make it seem like they were still eating...and that.
@marsf6080
3 жыл бұрын
@Callum Booth The mouth gesturing.
@shawnmclean7932
3 жыл бұрын
Nope. Eskimoes around the fire, with blubber.
@megancooper8676
6 жыл бұрын
Educating Ricky has always been my favourite feature.... I'm lying in bed laughing away.
@frixosfriedman7813
4 жыл бұрын
educating Ricky is imo the best part of all of the podcasts
@quinnparker6111
5 жыл бұрын
The tomato story is about pewter plates, which contained lead 😂
@busydad4858
2 жыл бұрын
I love how Karl just sort of organically took over this whole show over time because of Steve’s inquisitiveness into his way of thinking and (frankly) Ricky’s laziness
@bobbybowring4499
2 жыл бұрын
that's libellous
@Berttttt
6 ай бұрын
Chimp fancies her got hairy legs chimp fancies her?
@justinpittman1582
3 жыл бұрын
"Different stories for different things." Gnight mates
@EKOvision
Жыл бұрын
“Karl, if You’re bored”😂
@sahrazad8213
2 жыл бұрын
im convinced karl is a comic genius
@juliaphillips9436
2 жыл бұрын
Yes and v underrated
@jbri1
4 ай бұрын
Everyone watching this thinks exactly the same, it's not a secret
@brandonankrom135
8 жыл бұрын
That's a great Dilkington bust.
@jenanahulu
8 жыл бұрын
I wish I could hear the music on these. Most of them sound like good songs.
@BigSalK
6 жыл бұрын
Think there's a Spotify playlist full of the songs if you search xfm Ricky
@cerealfamine1
9 жыл бұрын
"And a crab went, i know what it is, its a 5 of spades!" hahahaha
@GooglyEyedJoe
6 жыл бұрын
16:22 - "The frog thing, do I look like one or...?" xD
@icarusandtherabbit
4 ай бұрын
Bonfire The word is actually derived from Middle English bonefire, meaning literally "a fire of bones." The earliest appearance of the word is glossed ignis ossium-Latin for "fire of bones." And a citation from the 15th century confirms that this is not just a learned folk-etymology. Cold Shoulder Origin The origin of “cold shoulder” dates back to the 1800s when it was a literal reference to serving a cold piece of meat to a guest who was no longer welcome at a dinner party. Giving someone the cold shoulder about whatever meat they had cooked was a clear, unspoken signal that they were no longer welcome, and it was time for them to vamoose. The phrase has since evolved to take on the figurative meaning we use today. Poor Karl!
@declanlowe3075
3 ай бұрын
Why would you say poor Karl?
@icarusandtherabbit
3 ай бұрын
@@declanlowe3075 because he is trying to educate Ricky and him and Steve are just laughing and dismissing him.
@declanlowe3075
3 ай бұрын
@@icarusandtherabbit ah but that's what makes Karl so good. His ability to take no notice of them. His ability to believe in what he believes. He is an extremely unique person, and has done very well for himself career wise on the back of Ricky and Steve mocking him. The fact is often he is right, his theories although not the norm get you thinking and as he always said, once people are thinking he is happy. In fairness to Ricky and Steve they are great mates with Karl and have looked after him extremely well which they have also done well out of.
@tyroon81
3 ай бұрын
Great mates? I don't think so!@declanlowe3075
@edmckay8647
3 ай бұрын
@@tyroon81they were and are great mates
@GoOnLaurie
8 жыл бұрын
2:13:00 Enough is anus Say that again.. enough is enuuh eh anus.. Well...
@12murpho
7 жыл бұрын
ℓαυяιєOG the
@invisiblecollege893
5 ай бұрын
Feeling down. KZitem Karl. Start smiling
@flowerzz78
10 жыл бұрын
Thanks for uploading! I love these guys.
@tarmojarvi5123
8 жыл бұрын
I cant watch this. I was actually embarest to watch this publicly on a tram.Was cracking up the hole time and accidentaly looking at some ine and hey did think i was laughing at them. #LaughingOutLoud
@Sheriff_GrimLaw
6 жыл бұрын
Christ, I'd be more "embarest" by my atrocious spelling. x
@janpec10
6 жыл бұрын
Wash up with people putting thumbs down? Whats tommato with you.
@Sheriff_GrimLaw
6 жыл бұрын
janpec10 I know right. Enough is anus. x
@Gyrbae
5 жыл бұрын
BigJamook Not everyones cup of tea. It's not their volt.
@joeo5533
5 жыл бұрын
Her man's her mitts
@dylanmartin9190
5 жыл бұрын
get a lobe of this comment
@cantbeassed5828
5 жыл бұрын
Come on guys, enough is anus.
@DerDudeInShanghai
9 жыл бұрын
Colon then, educate me!
@manhdungart
2 жыл бұрын
I am Vietnamese. Always keep an eye on your taste. Wonderful
@babyshambler
2 жыл бұрын
Why has this got nearly a thousand thumbs down?? It's MDMA in audio form.
@zepp90al
2 жыл бұрын
I know right! Keep noticing loads of dislikes on these videos but no negative comments. Dislike bots maybe? 🤔
@barrykeane5380
2 жыл бұрын
Non Atheists
@TheKitchenerLeslie
2 жыл бұрын
@@barrykeane5380 HAH!?
@lainsheehan7638
2 жыл бұрын
.
@tomoliver3946
8 жыл бұрын
What we going for? Anging' the bacon, hairy Chinese kid or Alien gives man a beard?
@Exroth
10 жыл бұрын
"Did that just go out?" I pissed myself laughing hahah, he's right, this isn't normal radio
@samoliver497
5 жыл бұрын
Night gang
@CARLIN4737
4 жыл бұрын
Ricky laughing. Just floors me. Where have you been for 3 days? Pause! Ricky just cracks up. Me follows 0.01 seconds later.😉
@hardy1989
7 жыл бұрын
"it's too late to pull out" lmao!
@chriscummings2671
8 жыл бұрын
Karl's story on what's tomato with you is true, and Ricky and Steve slag him off. It's like the hanging bacon story, trivial but slightly interesting and plausible. So much shite comes out its hard to believe anything he says.
@rbeck3200tb40
7 жыл бұрын
Yes this is very true. Karl is not correct The wealthy Europeans actually used alot of pewter plates, forks and knives which has a high lead content that would leach into alot of their foods but tomatoes accellerated the lead poisoning because of their high acid content. Those pewter plates bowls and utensils were dangerous to eat out of no matter what they were eating. This was only a problem for European aristocrats. ordinary people in Europe and the new world never had his problem because they didnt use pewter .Tomatoes were introduced to Europe in the 1500s after they were discovered in the new world
@kitpalmer1583
5 жыл бұрын
I love how Ricky will happily say "shit" on air then get worried when he almost says "fuck"
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