Lets just take a second and thank Brandon for putting so much effort into these videos. He’s such a champion. We love you Brandon!
@yourdadssecretlover
2 жыл бұрын
Yes, thank you to Brandon!!!
@wyattp.6845
2 жыл бұрын
I would too if I was making as much as him
@kathrinachattergoon3284
2 жыл бұрын
We Love u So Much
@robertgamble6760
2 жыл бұрын
Love u Brandon ❤️
@ethanesser4827
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Brandon
@-neoculturetech-8431
2 жыл бұрын
The way you whispered and gently fixed our leg, I can appreciate it. You make my day everytime I click on any of your videos. You're my top favorite KZitemr and you're genuinely funny without acting rude towards the fans, now that's how you do it!!
@omelettesoap2601
Жыл бұрын
“Leg”
@Irby5753
7 ай бұрын
@@omelettesoap2601 ?
@ClownishHonk
2 ай бұрын
Ah yes. One of the three legs that we have. Beautifully fixed by our savior, Brandon Farris.
@nathanjay8961
2 жыл бұрын
This has to be the most edible "food" I've ever seen Brandon make 😅
@ShotzByRex
2 жыл бұрын
Nahhh the hotdog trees in the hot coco vid seemed kinda edible
@stony1180
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@funkydadpants
2 жыл бұрын
@kidroco I would absolutely adore seeing you eat hotdogs water and hot chocolate
@funkydadpants
2 жыл бұрын
@Kid Rxtro lmao not roco
@ShotzByRex
2 жыл бұрын
@@funkydadpants ill do it for pocket lint and a rusty quarter
@muffinsaregood558
2 жыл бұрын
The fact he puts himself in these mistakes and makes everyone's day better 💖
@muffinsaregood558
2 жыл бұрын
@JACOB Games I agree
@mt7680
2 жыл бұрын
Mistakes? More like Comedy Issues
@makaylajenkins1282
2 жыл бұрын
That's true
@SpyMonky
2 жыл бұрын
the 25 seconds of him just trying to pick up a can killed me! i dont think ivve smiled this much at one thing in a long time lol
@angelahaskett7820
2 жыл бұрын
I died laughing
@mrmusikman8298
2 жыл бұрын
I gave this video a thumbs up before watching. I know when i click on any of Brandon's videos, that they are going to not only make me laugh, be entertaining, but also put me in a better mood. Thanks for being the comical genius that you are Brandon and sharing your brilliant ideas with us. You are the MAN!
@ZackLesterWrites
2 жыл бұрын
“I caught you with my tiny hands!” This might be the funniest video ever made.
@ayers3896
2 жыл бұрын
Zack man he is always funny and crazy he has the wener and he just needs some time with the turkey and to spank ot
@jmjung9
2 жыл бұрын
@@ayers3896 excuse me
@PanamaMe
2 жыл бұрын
@Zack Agreed! Laughed the entire time. 😂
@akadasfy
2 жыл бұрын
Brandon, I would love to see you make your five minute craft videos with tiny hands. It’ll be a laugh.
@yeeyee18gaming
2 жыл бұрын
Not the response I think this comment needed…👆👆👆😂😂😂
@Jacob-ru3mu
2 жыл бұрын
It's sad a bot stole your comment and Brandon liked it instead of yours
@akadasfy
2 жыл бұрын
@@Jacob-ru3mu Aw :(
@antonaqis695
Жыл бұрын
bro I swear, every video he makes looks like a fever dream🤣
@lexigrimhaive
2 жыл бұрын
I had such a difficult time cooking a whole turkey WITHOUT tiny hand attachments, I have no idea how Brandon is going to pull this off. But I’m excited to find out!!!
@user-zn1jn4vp1z
2 жыл бұрын
the fact that he is funny with out being rude to people is actually so awesome
@kip9793
2 жыл бұрын
Anyone read this and immediately think of the vlogs
@mr.fahrenheit7009
2 жыл бұрын
God.forbid someones feeling get hurt
@dallas_malice5074
2 жыл бұрын
he was calling us daddy for lord's sake. and I ain't complaining, honestly.
@aspiric444
2 жыл бұрын
I read that while he said "we need new friends" 🤣🤣
@DragonGateDesign
2 жыл бұрын
define funny
@sunakshisanwal
2 жыл бұрын
"I'm vegetarian" "I'm vegan" "I want a divorce" I'm crying omfg lmaooo
@Kirao24
2 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@cadence.kishimoto
2 жыл бұрын
@@Kirao24 What’s up with you lol
@jacksongudmunson1258
2 жыл бұрын
@@Kirao24 wtf what is wrong with you bro u good?
@GutsVod
2 жыл бұрын
@@Kirao24 your name is literally an anime villain
@faeri_
2 жыл бұрын
“From who??”
@marachanell8306
10 ай бұрын
11:27 “Get along with the turkey inside of my head” 😂😂. “Gobble Gobble we Wobble and go-“ That part gets me😂😂😂😂
@Exploring.with.kai.
2 ай бұрын
Yep he randomly started rapping
@marachanell8306
2 ай бұрын
@@Exploring.with.kai. as said, my fav part 😂😂
@ButlerSamual
2 жыл бұрын
4:04 when he shoved it innn!! This whole video has made me genuinely laugh- I haven’t done that in years! Thank you Brandon!
@malikai27
2 жыл бұрын
0:13
@Rachel_Lindner
2 жыл бұрын
A BEAN!!
@AlterBoi01
2 жыл бұрын
The chaotic energy of this man is why I love him
@abbers9497
2 жыл бұрын
We need more comedians like him who aren't just a holes and make you feel better instead
@smh3460
2 жыл бұрын
“Daddy sorry daddy” I can’t stop laughing 😂!!
@gagehuffman3662
2 жыл бұрын
I was dying😂
@dawnwebb9463
2 жыл бұрын
Anyone else catch the second that was a throwback to the rap he made up for last years Thanksgiving video. My favorite 💜
@theminecraftteen1756
2 жыл бұрын
#top5momentsof2020
@rhiannankettlety6090
2 жыл бұрын
The amount of time and patience this video has. I could never.
@Faith44710
2 жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate how he says “your gonna do great” before he puts something in the oven😂
@englishatheart
Жыл бұрын
You + are = you're.
@devin234
Жыл бұрын
I do the same thing when I bake 🤣
@BeN00Tafraid
Жыл бұрын
@@englishatheart no one asked
@wyattpowers4164
2 жыл бұрын
I honestly haven't laughed that hard in years!! I had to keep pausing to wipe away tears from laughing so much! Thank you Brandon for that, I truly needed it. Happy Thanksgiving y'all!
@bd4cookie
2 жыл бұрын
Do you know what I’m glad that you did one of these this year. Do you want for Christmas! This is hilarious!
@bounniee
2 жыл бұрын
what
@lilywiersema8040
2 жыл бұрын
@@bounniee Just a minor stroke.
@bounniee
2 жыл бұрын
@@lilywiersema8040 understandable
@bounniee
2 жыл бұрын
@Angelina L 👇💋 NO-
@night_skyday2547
Жыл бұрын
I just wanna appreciate everything that Brandon has done for us. Even at his lowest of low after being homeless he turned his life around and I love how he brings joy to everyone around. I love you Brandon ❤
@keripetersen7945
2 жыл бұрын
Let’s just take a second to thank Brandon for putting so much effort into these videos. His poor kitchen has to pay the price for it🤣
@ayers3896
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Hugo_Balls08
2 жыл бұрын
There is a comment saying almost the exact same thing. Very suspicious
@ayers3896
2 жыл бұрын
@@Hugo_Balls08 ummmmm lol😂
@JL-el7ju
2 жыл бұрын
@@Hugo_Balls08 it’s KZitem, the comment sections full of repeated comments.
@Caylee.Goodson
2 жыл бұрын
Can I just say when I'm sad he makes my day. Brandon goes through all of this just to make us happy. Thank you Brandon
@skskskandioopandioop5667
2 жыл бұрын
brandon: "we are gonna have to do delicate surgery" also brandon: "RAWR RARR RAAAAAAAAA"
@oogaboogaboi2680
2 жыл бұрын
5:57 “you ever season the carpet?” Me: hahaha no I have not….. DID HE JUST SAY CARPET IN THE KITCHEN?!?!?!
@mrssarystew
2 жыл бұрын
Not even a minute into it and I'm having an asthma attack over your wrists breaking. 🤣 I had to pause and come write this, you sir are 😘👌🏻
@kelliev4833
2 жыл бұрын
I literally sent my sister this video 30 seconds in and said the same thing to her 😂 once those wrists broke...
@venuscanteven425
2 жыл бұрын
Ikr I think like three other people said something similar. I was wheezing by the end
@Dermatillomaniac
2 жыл бұрын
Was laughing so hard I had to pause it several times so I didn't miss anything. Thank you Brandon for always making me smile. Hope y'all had a good Thanksgiving!!
@NorahBulson
Жыл бұрын
Me and my brother love falling asleep to your videos, and tonight, we couldn't decide on what to watch. I randomly turned this on and he said "Oh yea! Now you got it!" and gave me a high five! Thank you for making my brother's night, Brandon.
@Holyybonezz
2 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed like this in a long time thank you Brandon, thank you for making life a whole lot funnier😂😂
@In__active666
2 жыл бұрын
👁👄👁
@22robnyny
2 жыл бұрын
I am so grateful for this man and his videos. Everytime I have a bad day I watch his videos and remember it's never was that bad. The laughs I get from Brandon's videos are what I look forward to at the end of the day. Thanks Brandon.
@christianhernandez3048
Жыл бұрын
Ya
@christianhernandez3048
Жыл бұрын
Ya
@cutestuffque2256
2 жыл бұрын
I love how he’s not afraid to make a mess!! Let’s take a minute to appreciate how much effort he puts into his videos!!
@SMG6Official
2 жыл бұрын
5:09 when your hand betrays you
@jessemcguffee5763
2 жыл бұрын
19:42 the surprised face
@DinosaursAreCool1539
2 жыл бұрын
Can we take a minute to talk about how he said "ever seasoned a carpet?" instead of "ever seasoned a floor?" Implying he has carpet in his kitchen
@ashleyfortag7695
2 жыл бұрын
@Keeping Farris Clean good luck
@colechristoffersen5181
2 жыл бұрын
Brandon is such a. Nice guy and he makes so many people happy with his content but also being Brandon’s friend would be amazing no matter what sacrifice including food poisoning.
@danboru_bakooo1966
Жыл бұрын
He actually committed to the bit, impressive
@annavg7294
2 жыл бұрын
Every sentence you say makes me wheeze. My friend and I choked on our water by this! Thanks for making our day man
@jacksongudmunson1258
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@nintendopro1576
2 жыл бұрын
He is the best
@flamingember522
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you now with my "normal sized hands" I can make me and my friends a great Thanksgiving!
@Ldysmn217
2 ай бұрын
“Yeah I’m tugging on it, shut up” 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kurcmiie8191
2 жыл бұрын
11:30 did anyone else realize when he started singing the song that he sang when google translate asked him to “rap in tinfoil” or something like that
@pietromaione5107
Жыл бұрын
Memories
@platinumarmoured9933
Жыл бұрын
11:31
@jokerjamie8701
2 жыл бұрын
This is why we love Brandon. Thank you Brandon. You helped me through my mom's death a year ago, and you reminded me that it's ok, and you taught me how to smile again. Thank you
@hotmessmb4683
2 жыл бұрын
As someone who cooks sometimes, I absolutely died when he dumped so many bay leaves onto the tur-hen-dog
@juliathekryptonian1994
Жыл бұрын
You have no idea how much you have helped me. My depression has been really doing overtime and your videos have kept me sane and a smile on my face! God bless!
@DynSounds
2 жыл бұрын
I almost never laugh at KZitem videos, but Brandon never fails to make me laugh
@rekyu3d541
2 жыл бұрын
13:39 nearly killed me... nothing so sad has ever been so damn funny
@rileywickman7643
2 жыл бұрын
19:56 That fart was definitely personal
@never3520
Жыл бұрын
20:00
@AverageAnimat0rz
Жыл бұрын
"Now kiss it"
@blobfish4999
2 жыл бұрын
4:46 “we have hot dogs” *has a flash back of the hotdog massacre of 2010 in smallville Kansas*
@elel299
2 жыл бұрын
I'm impressed by his control with the tiny hands 👐
@delaybdsvhr3623
2 жыл бұрын
Dude he literally just posted it 7 mins ago and he already has 4k views, im so proud of him honestly and how far he has gotten
@AetherBae
Жыл бұрын
4:25 has to be my favorite part out of the entire video. it caused me to laugh for like 10 minutes straight
@christianlamb5024
2 жыл бұрын
I loved the "take that and rewind it back, lil jhon got the beat to make your boody go clap" reference at 10:44. That song is great
@iisbeyeeting4737
2 жыл бұрын
9:33 I love this video, and can’t stop watching it. But the thing that always makes me laugh is the “Oh no, I’m butter now”
@elianagroat5567
2 жыл бұрын
"How much butter?" "Yes" I'm still laughing. Help.
@magdalenafernandez9872
8 ай бұрын
"I'm a genius"😂😂😅😅 Yes, of course you are
@christinabrown1185
2 жыл бұрын
At 17:17 when he said what's over there I actually looked 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
@ItsOqean
2 жыл бұрын
SAME
@MkTheOne414
6 ай бұрын
You too?
@christinabrown1185
6 ай бұрын
@@MkTheOne414 yeah he caught me at a moment of weakness 😂🤣😂
@scrudsplayz1077
2 жыл бұрын
Brandon calling his viewers “DADDY” had me dyeing🤣
@laurenmesser1205
2 жыл бұрын
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING KEEP MAKING THESE. I’ve never laughed so hard
@ava-rosewatson4856
Жыл бұрын
" how much butter " he asked himself "yes?" answered himself
@glitchgame9741
2 жыл бұрын
6:15 replay that for your soul to be saved
@tva5845
Жыл бұрын
best part
@mckenzieleacock6206
2 жыл бұрын
I completely lost it when he accidentally said “tookie” instead of “turkey”.🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MickeyMilkovich56
8 ай бұрын
This is my favourite video. I keep watching it and it makes my day every time. I love your videos… (I’ve watched this 20+ times) Ps you were supposed to put the butter on before the seasoning😅😂.
@elijah_and_the_captain
2 жыл бұрын
I have never clicked on a notification so fast in my life and of course Brandon, you did not disappoint! I love you and your videos! Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family 🦃❤️
@laynejunk6806
2 жыл бұрын
my lord, those hands are absolutely normal sized! don’t let the peasants tell you otherwise! the sheep will take care of them 😈
@iamslyy
2 жыл бұрын
The spirt of nikocado avocado came into him at 2:50
@RainRainsRaining
2 жыл бұрын
10:21 “you know what better to be safe then sorry let's drain it" drops the sweat potato
@Lemon_Shark27
2 жыл бұрын
3:07 he just preformed bottom surgery on a turkey
@tyffanii1
2 жыл бұрын
I honestly started watching thinking he might not make a lot of mess… yeah, I can only imagine how much floor there is left with all that food and spices.
@pettysarcasm3357
2 жыл бұрын
Your videos are always hilarious! Thank you for putting so much effort into making them! Happy Thanksgiving!
@charleecan3248
Жыл бұрын
19:34 was smooth tho
@teutonicpictures
2 жыл бұрын
Brandon is one of the few creators I see progress, and where the progression is for the better
@wolfinaignis798
2 жыл бұрын
his videos make me laugh so much, i have bad anxiety and depression and his videos always cheer me up when im in a bad mood. i laugh so much i have to keep replaying a part until i stop laughing which is around 20 times because of how funny it is. thank you so much brandon for making such dumb yet amazing videos for us. keep up the amazing work!
@nathanjplatt
2 жыл бұрын
at 1:50 I got a small pop up ad for an ER service. I can't stop laughing at that.
@maccyboo
11 ай бұрын
" normally we just season this bad boy put it in the microwave and pray " had me laughing so hard
@podjy6289
2 жыл бұрын
This is what I love about Brandon. He simply does not care. Poisons his friends and makes his kitchen look like a pack of wolves raided it? Whatever!
@LimationsTvT
2 жыл бұрын
24:40 HOLY CRAP THAT CRUNCH XD LMFAOOO
@Mario-kb4qz
2 жыл бұрын
1:57 don't mind Brandon he got a perfect sized knife for his tiny hands
@rthorofthehillppl
Жыл бұрын
Ariana is just so nonchalant about the whole situation and I love it 😂
@rosanauster
2 жыл бұрын
brandon : we're gonna have to do delecate surgury also brandon : -starts stabbing the turkey aggresivly-
@alornedonoso5747
Жыл бұрын
lol i started w h e e z i n g
@dawnwebb9463
2 жыл бұрын
At 7:11 when he laughs at a joke falling into his lap is the most precious thing 🥺
@_bellers_08
2 жыл бұрын
I am only at 4:15 and I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard omg I better have abs after this😂😂😂
@LoserJit
Жыл бұрын
Claim your OG “ImBrandonFarris” ticket here.
@kallen1588
2 жыл бұрын
i lost it when he took out the salmonella thingy (it pops up when the turkey is cooked enough so you wont get sick from it) (2:10)
@EllieSkys
Жыл бұрын
We don't follow the rules
@drake7921
2 жыл бұрын
best quotes of the video "this is going to be the best tasting... bottle of parsley youve had" "I can smell the texture" "you better pick that up I bought that cardigan for you" "It smells like perfume dirt" "my friends.. are not going to be friends"
@carriegarcia-mcpheeters988
2 жыл бұрын
I made it within nine minutes. Happy thanksgiving Brandon! Enjoy all you want!!!
@carriegarcia-mcpheeters988
2 жыл бұрын
Well Brandon also have a wonderful messy kitchen!
@Peaches_G
5 ай бұрын
2 years later, the first Brandon Farris video I’ve ever watched and I still love it and it brings back so many good memories, Thank you for all these amazing videos Brandon!!❤
@LimationsTvT
2 жыл бұрын
23:51 OH GOD YOU KNOW THEY ARE USED TO THIS XD
@ClownPuppie
2 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes. My daily dose of happiness after a long day. Thank you for providing me with so much serotonin. Also- Happy Thanksgiving! 😌
@niceguy8101
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Cheese-mx5hr
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ivyy24
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Tama-Chuann
10 ай бұрын
3:13 honey that’s the turkey neck😭😭
@frwhocares1411
2 жыл бұрын
I like how I say "oh no Thanksgiving dinner in a easy bake oven again"
@FlapStrapL
2 жыл бұрын
This guy has mastered comedy
@alecpayne8887
2 жыл бұрын
I’m absolutely adoring the tiktok references in his videos lately 😂 this mans is hilarious
@your_worst_enemy6901
8 ай бұрын
Ngl if you’re really tired or high this looks like a two year old trying to cook a thanksgiving dinner. (Your videos always cheer me up)
@meganblaylock2075
2 жыл бұрын
Happy Thanksgiving! Love this guy, he always make my day everytime I watch his videos. Hes so hilarious!🥰😂
@rockercaterrorencountered4924
2 жыл бұрын
I was laughing the whole way through this but you picking up the knives and dropping them made me actually gasp. Don't hurt yourself for our entertainment XD
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