Brought to you by Jake Wardle at www.jakewardle.com. A remix of the 'I own a musket for home defence/just as the founding fathers intended' copypasta meme using footage from my 2014 roadman parody video '18th Century Badman' • 18th Century Badman (R... with additional footage created in the game 'Totally Accurate Battle Simulator'.
Multicultural London English (Roadman) version of the copypasta meme (edited for this video):
"I Own a musket for home defence, since that's what King George A.K.A 'Georgie G' intended innit. Four pussyholes break into man's yard. "What the rass?" As I grab my Brown Bess musket. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's put in a pack. Draw my hand ting on the second man but it don't even go off cos it's a fake ting blud. Man has to resort to the cannon ting mounted on top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot, "ya dun know brap!" the grapeshot peppers two man in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off bare car alarms and that. Fix the bayonet ting and shank the last shook little pussyhole. He Bleeds out waiting for the feds to arrive since triangular shanksket wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just like King Georgie G intended innit."
Derived from the original version:
"I Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended."
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