"Why are the chairs facing away from the table?" I guess you could say.... The assets got flipped.😎
@Thiefnuker
11 ай бұрын
Oh. My. God.
@midori_the_eldritch
11 ай бұрын
I'm seriously wondering how they flipped so many assets 180° in the editor.
@icycrusader1947
11 ай бұрын
@@midori_the_eldritchSome even 270°, especially the weapons and shields.
@eetuthereindeer6671
10 ай бұрын
Is "the assets got flipped" some kind of a saying? I've never heard of it
@Yggdra666
10 ай бұрын
@@eetuthereindeer6671 an "asset flip" is a game that uses assets not made by the developer itself. Oftentimes quick cashgrabs.
@vonrelevanz1963
11 ай бұрын
The constant subconscious vibe of this game is 'AI-generated'. The storytelling, the landscape, the voice acting...
@regularbloke2117
11 ай бұрын
The voice acting is definitely AI, the weird fluctuation of the delivery just reeks of AI
@ajxx9987
11 ай бұрын
It feels nightmareish
@PenguinDT
11 ай бұрын
Mr. Wizard is stuck in real life version of Portal, going through increasingly insane AI generated trials. Hope he at least gets some cake.
@TowerWatchTV
11 ай бұрын
It is 100% convinced. I feel like ai succeeds at one thing and that is - showing the shortcomings of someone who is not creative or doesn't want to make something themselves cause learning a skill is too hard i guess so they take a shortcut, but the problem is they learn absolutely nothing and the result is worse than if they simply failed at least trying, but still learned something new in the process.
@2KDrop
11 ай бұрын
@@regularbloke2117I say just regular text to speech with some voice filters put over it, doesn't have that static (?) that AI voices tend to have.
@SigmaSyndicate
11 ай бұрын
Fun fact, the melee damage in this game is calculated *per click*, not *per hit*. So you can actually do a bunch of damage in a single swing animation by just spamming the click or using an auto-clicker.
@vectorequinox6202
11 ай бұрын
Why do you know that?
@CoracaoAcidental98
11 ай бұрын
@@vectorequinox6202 Dark Days pro player.
@vectorequinox6202
11 ай бұрын
I am in the presence of greatness, and am humbled@@CoracaoAcidental98
@TheReZisTLust
10 ай бұрын
@@vectorequinox6202hes the creator
@papritous
9 ай бұрын
@@vectorequinox6202 critikal played this game before and found that out he mustve saw his youtube clip or stream
@theminerboy5694
11 ай бұрын
The combat in this game is literally just, "Cause the enemy to have an epileptic seizure and die".
@jungtothehuimang
11 ай бұрын
That magic just being massive explosions that completely block player view and turn the screen a solid color for 40 seconds, it's just good game design.
@hyperturbotechnomike
11 ай бұрын
4:56 This alternative architecture style is called post-brainaneurysmism. It revolves around the idea of building a house while having a stroke to increase the dramatic atmosphere and to fit well into a chaotic-hopeless surrounding.
@SvengelskaBlondie
5 күн бұрын
That's one way of saying "Danish architecture" 😁
@hyperturbotechnomike
5 күн бұрын
@@SvengelskaBlondie I live in Germany and the post-war brutalist architecture is equally awful. Instead of giving people a stroke, it makes them depressive and feel imprisoned.
@SvengelskaBlondie
5 күн бұрын
@@hyperturbotechnomike Would be hard not to get depressed if surrounded by soulless grey concrete boxes, even Sweden had some of that in the form of the "Million apartment program". One nice thing is that they at least bothered to try and add some colour to many of said commie blocks, used to live in one (was alright, I'd still prefer a house).
@hyperturbotechnomike
5 күн бұрын
@@SvengelskaBlondie Even our family houses have been taken over by dead all-white painted copy and paste boxes with a flat roof.
@nakarilexfortaine2897
11 ай бұрын
That was no child. Look at it. It's a vessel for Azazil's power that's being recalled now that he's awakened once more. Immunity to fire? Absolutely calm while being flown off by a demon? Surviving that fall and toddling off? That's a vaguely salient magical nuke with planted memories.
@A_Stereotypical_Heretic
5 ай бұрын
We both know what needed to be done...
@trevorhaddox6884
11 ай бұрын
"You're an asset flip Harry!" "I'm a WHAT?!" "An asset flip! And a thumpin' bad one I'd wager!"
@nch9689
11 ай бұрын
The fear must be struck into everyone's eyes with a demon called Azazil then it gets defeated by someone called Robert 😂
@HappyBeezerStudios
11 ай бұрын
Remember that Robert did it by using 10% of his power
@JustMe99999
11 ай бұрын
Good ol' Bobby.
@Morgannin
11 ай бұрын
Can that kid just stop walking in circles around you? Good god that was the most cursed thing in the game.
@stewiegriffin5557
11 ай бұрын
Look again.... that's literally a midget pretending to be a kid like that horror movie called "orphan"
@MegaKBang
11 ай бұрын
What is even more cursed is that you were able to replicate the broken english from the game.
@cavetendobiggles1841
11 ай бұрын
Harry is terrifying. I think he has to keep moving due to his big head for keeping his counterbalance. :P
@animecat3556
11 ай бұрын
Harry is the antichrist
@PoisonedAl
11 ай бұрын
You know, I think I know what's happening. The kid is told to go to the player's position. That is the center of the player. However the kid can't get the that position in the world because the player's physics collider is in the way. The collider is almost always a smooth capsule that doesn't get stuck easily. It is very easy to set a target NEAR the player (usually behind) for the NPC to go to. But whoever made this is a lazy idiot and told the son the bury itself in the player's ribcage instead. It can't, so the physics engine makes it slide around the slippery capsule of the player while the navmesh looks for better paths to fuse with the player.
@zalan_
11 ай бұрын
i love how harry just cant stop moving arround, even if you´re standing still he walks circles for no reason :P
@ags8507
11 ай бұрын
Harry, you have adhd
@ComradeMaryFromMars
11 ай бұрын
Most realistic part of the game
@BlackburnBigdragon
11 ай бұрын
I loved how the dev had that Witcher sorcerer character in there, but seemed to assume that because the character had long hair that it was a woman, and gave him a woman's voice when attacking.
@thomasphillips885
11 ай бұрын
I thought that was the demon making that noise
@CainXVII
11 ай бұрын
On the other hand, they did name him Robert... It's some next-level logic
@williamschnarr7961
4 ай бұрын
The dev was AI, that's why it couldn't understand
@Finglish100
11 ай бұрын
I think the zweihänder was there for test runs. They gave themselves an op weapon to be able to blast through the game ‘testing’ and forgot to remove it.
@xLycannonx
11 ай бұрын
This is as if Neil Breen tried his hand at video games.
@vlexonkol8466
11 ай бұрын
I can't believe you commited s*icide! I can not believe you commited s*icide!
@zarrg5611
11 ай бұрын
Na, I have a very clear image of what that would be like. Somewhat similar to silver soul but more preachy.
@nicholasseitler4997
11 күн бұрын
@@zarrg5611 ...and probably with a lot of government and corporate secrets... THE most secret.
@minilabyrinth
8 ай бұрын
I made those 3D succubus models many years ago when I was starting out in 3D to sell on unity storefront, it's a bizarre feeling to recognize them like this haha
@KannagiRaiko
11 ай бұрын
_"I'm teaching my son."_ _You're a Wicked Wiz, Harry._
@tovlasek
11 ай бұрын
I must surprisingly say that the intro is actually absolutely great in setting very weird dream-like atmoshpere. The text to speech voice of the child is just so so creepy and it really feels ominous. The furniture being turn to the wrong side also gives a weird uncanny valley feeling. Big shame that it's well not intentional haha
@munchmongoose
11 ай бұрын
Ah yes. “Ares”. Now I can’t remember what exactly he’s the god of, again…. God of battle? No… God of skirmishes? No… Oh, well. Just a coincidence
@spugintrntl
11 ай бұрын
God of Large-Scale Armed Conflict.
@bahamut256
7 ай бұрын
God of escalated disagreements between differing socio-political ideologies.
@l0rf
5 ай бұрын
God of the continuation of diplomacy with alternate means.
@l0rf
5 ай бұрын
God of the continuation of diplomacy with alternate means.
@alexeyeliseev6322
Ай бұрын
God of extreme weaponized disagreeing
@someguy1865
11 ай бұрын
The sheer amount of entertainment I get from watching you play aggravating and most of the time insufferable games while giving great commentary with an English accent, is why I'm subscribed.
@BlackburnBigdragon
11 ай бұрын
I was so distracted by the main character's annoying hair. I desperately wanted to force him to drag a comb through it!!! What the heck is going on with that hair? And that kid.... HAHA!! The dev obviously bought a "Baby" asset pack and stuck hair and clothes on him, and then scaled his size up to be the size of a 12 year old. Haha!! Because of that scaling, the kid's head was twice the size of his dad's head, while his limbs were teeny! Haha! There was definitely something wrong with this guy's kid. The kid's mom had to have been a looker.
@caustic1611
11 ай бұрын
I dunno if "souls-like you can listen to an irritated man playing while you wash the dishes" is what they were going for, but I'm entertained lmao
@Rendo64
11 ай бұрын
10:26 That was the most genuine "WHOA!" I ever heard
@Jack-V-Man
11 ай бұрын
He got IRL flashbanged
@KaduuKuvany
11 ай бұрын
Oh, of course the main character is called "Ares" and he has a son and it all takes place in a snowy environment. Even for this kind of game, I feel like that's a bit on the nose about the God of War reference hahaha. I guess they could take Ares since it's public domain, unlike Kratos.
@bag-manbaron2547
11 ай бұрын
Kratos already exists in greek mythology, so they probably only chose Ares because they thought people would think it is different to God of War.
@neoqwerty
11 ай бұрын
@@bag-manbaron2547 I challenge this. I feel like the logic is just "Ares is cool!!!" No one ever remembers Mars for some reason, even though that guy's the one with all the lore. All Ares has is "uh so he was chained a lot and he's generally a loser".
@bag-manbaron2547
11 ай бұрын
@@neoqwerty Well I meant more of a "This isn't a god of war rip off, we named our guy Ares, see? Our guy isn't Kratos." Kind of action
@alastor8091
11 ай бұрын
@neoqwerty all I remember is him getting stuffed in a jar during a fight.
@ZeldaTheSwordsman
6 ай бұрын
@@alastor8091 That was the fight with Poseidon's renegade sons Otus and Ephialtes. And to be fair, they gave everybody a run for their money while on the offensive and I think had something going on where others couldn't harm them. They were ultimately beaten via Artemis shapeshifting into a deer and pulling off a brilliant example of deadly dodging that got them to kill each other. Ares was definitely something of a fair-weather fighter. He was fierce and powerful on the field, but if someone actually managed to rough him up - as happened in the siege of Troy, I think it was Odysseus' handiwork - he got absolutely tilted over it and couldn't deal.
@thefischdeo
11 ай бұрын
I don‘t think I‘ll ever get over that Littlest Pet Shop looking cat asset.
@professionalhimbo
11 ай бұрын
This whole game literally feels like someone fed an ai the prompt of "Make a game that'll be popular", and fed the ai all of the best selling games of the last decade or so, and this was the result. Its fucking uncanney.
@artsyscrub3226
11 ай бұрын
They were afraid to make it have a souls like tag because pineapple would have found them and tore them apart but instead they found you
@iloveanothermanswives4278
11 ай бұрын
Text to speech + Asset flip is quality
@HardCodedGaming
11 ай бұрын
I don't know if Wiz meant to sound disappointed that his son wasn't flammable, but he did, and it was very funny.
@inifinite_horizon
11 ай бұрын
I dont know why but for some reason low effort games like this actually gives me a headache to look at
@Gamer3427
11 ай бұрын
The "minimap" being just the camera at a weird top down view with an arrow over your character is quite possibly one of the laziest "creative" things I've seen in one of these games.
@TheGaluMoD
11 ай бұрын
Honestly I think the reason they put that trigger box there at the end is because they didn't know how to trigger loading into a different area without having the player run into a trigger box (which ofc didn't need to be textured and could have been placed someplace the player couldn't reach). But they also wanted you to see that 2 second cutscene of looking at this guy before. So they had you go to the place the cat led you to, so you can look at the guy and then they teleported the player into the trigger. That's my guess at least
@vladnovikov7736
11 ай бұрын
The shields literally being ripped off of Age of Empires 2 is so fucking funny to me, I can't
@MultiNonymous
11 ай бұрын
The Imperial Age shield is the worst offender, I think.
@jonahquast1941
3 ай бұрын
😂😂 glad I wasn’t the only one to notice
@themodernfrontiersmen
11 ай бұрын
Forget Elden Ring, THIS is the ultimate souls game.
@just_kris
11 ай бұрын
Dark souls? Never heared of it.
@SirButtz
11 ай бұрын
It's like this game is a soup of all the games the creator likes but they made it by throwing the hair into a boiling pot of their piss
@ShelloTheLusky
11 ай бұрын
I love the frequent ambient background noise of subway train breaks squealing. Gets me super immersed. That's what it sounds like to me, anyway.
@TheOnyxJR
11 ай бұрын
30:00 This part reminds me of a small section in Deadly Premonition 1. The game wants you to follow a dog, through multiple rooms. However, there is a blood trail that leads to the correct door, but you have to wait for the dog go to the door to trigger a short cutscene and it takes awhile for each room.
@UranusKiller
11 ай бұрын
The axes being golf clubs instead had me rolling. Actually, the whole equipment jank was quite hilarious!
@scorpion0498
11 ай бұрын
Ahh yes the classic weapon of old war times... the "one handed two hander sword"
@nomadshiba
11 ай бұрын
your videos makes me wanna make weird steam games
@wicked_wizard
11 ай бұрын
Do it and I’ll review it
@lvl90dru1d
11 ай бұрын
me too (already made 3 of them)
@LordMoku
11 ай бұрын
I wish I knew what drives a man to do this to himself.
@spugintrntl
11 ай бұрын
Ad revenue?
@alisatoline
11 ай бұрын
Us
@laboinagaming
11 ай бұрын
For real it's like fucking a 500 pound woman with flaps that hang down to her knees
@TheReZisTLust
7 ай бұрын
He gets paid for more views so that helps likely 😅
@Boomer04888
11 ай бұрын
"It turns out, in this game, you can actually pick up items" -A revelation that understandably took 12 minutes of video to come to. You know it's a good game when you're that far in and suddenly...items.. are a thing
@elitereptilian200
11 ай бұрын
"harry is not flammable" my dissappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.. literally.. smh.. all I needed today was a flammable harry.. was it really too much to ask for game?
@Squallboogie02
11 ай бұрын
This seems like someone took AI and had it make a game.
@NorthStarBlue1
11 ай бұрын
It definitely feels like ChatGPT wrote the dialogue and a very early ElevenLabs TTS voice read it.
@bruschetta7711
11 ай бұрын
@@NorthStarBlue1 no way, ChatGPT can't be that bad at making stuff up like that
@TowerWatchTV
11 ай бұрын
Yup and it shows very hard. If they didn't use ai at least they would be justified to say they at least tried. This completely removes that excuse now.
@elickson7340
11 ай бұрын
Why u have the lofi games profile pic
@picahudsoniaunflocked5426
11 ай бұрын
It's like someone dropped a rough Skyrim mod, it shattered into a million shards, & the dev just scooped up as much of the debris as possible, rolled packing tape around it a few times to hold it together, & stuck it back on the shelf.
@riotguards
11 ай бұрын
The starting building having all the firniture backwards is all i need to confirm the dev lives in some type of mirror dimension and is trying to drag peoples souls in with him.
@madsstone
11 ай бұрын
This is a blessing for those who trespass into the domain of the Metal Fruit
@Gatorade69
11 ай бұрын
Did you know that pineapples are actually a berry ?
@WolfBergMenace
11 ай бұрын
You know the chairs being turned away from the tables would have some meaning or be a hint to something in an actual souls game but in this its just pisspoor execution lmao
@ceering99
11 ай бұрын
A discount god of war soulslike with a UI straight out of a racing game at chuck e cheese's This is gonna be a ride
@SnakeJohn
11 ай бұрын
always a good day when Wiz uploads
@diamondhamster4320
11 ай бұрын
I love how WickedWiz always takes playing all these shovelware garbage games so seriously with such serious and conetrated tone.
@SonOfmowgef
11 ай бұрын
This developer has multiple games on Steam. All of them released this year.
@CainXVII
11 ай бұрын
This was just fantastic. I laughed out loud several times. I love this series but this one was a gem.
@zerkeo
11 ай бұрын
Thank you for always going where no other youtuber will go with your videos! keep them coming Wiz! 🤘
@yggdrasil4986
11 ай бұрын
To all gamers with back issues: Focus your training on strengthening your back and you’ll be good. Ofc you’ll need to get off your ass first, but when you’ve done that then do strength training for backsies
@The-Man-On-The-Mountain
11 ай бұрын
The kid, the useless "minimap", the commentary... Dude, I love this series lol.
@DrMurdercock
11 ай бұрын
This dudes videos make me happy, man. I appreciate that.
@PurpelJak
11 ай бұрын
That random white cat made me laugh more than anything else
@hopelessdecoy
11 ай бұрын
The mini map is actually not a terrible idea, I mean this was horribly implemented but I think a good dev could make it work.
@l0rf
5 ай бұрын
It's more than Starfield managed to give us
@l0rf
5 ай бұрын
It is more than what Starfield managed to give us.
@just_kris
11 ай бұрын
As a German I love how u say sweihänder
@ThePaperKhan
5 ай бұрын
What do you mean? Is it pronounced differently? Thats how i thought it was pronounced.
@just_kris
5 ай бұрын
@@ThePaperKhanI mean he's close to it, but he is saying the z to soft and it sounds more like a S. Instead of Zweihänder.
@drekenproductions
11 ай бұрын
i am 100% convinced this entire game is intentional.
@spugintrntl
11 ай бұрын
I hope you're right, for all our sakes.
@moonasha
16 күн бұрын
as an amateur game dev, games like this are just fascinating. Take, for example, the minimap, which is just a camera rendering the scene from above. Such a thing literally halves your FPS since you're rendering everything twice per frame. Just incredible. One can only imagine what other things there are buried in the game that devastate performance. I assume a lot of these asset pack models don't even come with LODs
@HappyBeezerStudios
11 ай бұрын
The interface alone is what gets summoned up when you say "asset flip" But the graphics options could be worse. It could be "Graphics: on | off" and nothing else. But hey, you caused Geralt to use 10% of his power to defeat the demon
@GirlVersusGame
11 ай бұрын
You had me at Souls Like, hope the day is finding you well Wiz
@samuelsedivy9453
11 ай бұрын
Love your videos, could watch them for hours.
@frosty9392
6 ай бұрын
hes such a hero for actually finishing these games. everyone else now days tries for like 20 minutes and calls it a day
@TheDrsalvation
11 ай бұрын
Lmao, Iron Pineapple will see any game with a stamina bar and immediately SLAM the "souls-like" title on it.
@v.m.9198
6 ай бұрын
Cursed Steam Game is very quickly becoming a real aesthetic and I am here for it
@TheSmartboy64
11 ай бұрын
He did it. The mad lad did it. Wicked Wiz showed me a game that, within 10 seconds of seeing gameplay, I went "Oh hell no. This is bad."
@xXNelkeXx
11 ай бұрын
19:22 one handed zweihänder (literally "two-hander") is just a slap in the face xD
@DrMurdercock
11 ай бұрын
Fire Dragon? Is that anything like a Water Fish or a Sky Bird?
@Mario583a
11 ай бұрын
Wicked : Can my child survive fire? *not 2 seconds late* Not Wicked: You're a wizard, Harry.
@moss916
11 ай бұрын
Harry was definitely outsourced from The Ring.
@No1twelshy
11 ай бұрын
Did they just nick all the faction symbols from age of empires and use them for the textures on all their shields?
@readmynamealoud
11 ай бұрын
The Glitcher 3 - Weird Hunt!
@AndromedaApokalipsy
2 ай бұрын
We haven't laughed as much as in your films for a long time, thank you
@HappyBeezerStudios
3 ай бұрын
To be fair, I understand why pretty much all of the weird glitches happen. From the procedurally generated houses that were not checked by a human afterwards, to the cylindrical distance LOD
@nexus3756
11 ай бұрын
its amazing that this game has a brightness slider and bethesda couldnt be fucking bothered to make one for starfield.
@ailithic5448
11 ай бұрын
Maybe you can find a one handed dreihander
@Gatorade69
11 ай бұрын
Maybe he can actually play an old but good game, Einhander.
@cob6648
11 ай бұрын
YES new vid bro you made my dayyy
@aethertoast4320
11 ай бұрын
Technically, that dialogue wheel is illegal cause I kid you not EA has patented choosing dialogue based on a wheel.
@favoritemustard3542
11 ай бұрын
I think the cat's head was a hair larger than your son's. I just got the feeling that everything in this game was pulling double duty or something... GG 🧙♂️
@NoneNullAnd0
11 ай бұрын
Thanks for the video. I needed it.
@MiniFaustNumber1CharacterInGG
11 ай бұрын
harry is nightmare fuel and makes me want to cry
@oompalumpus699
13 күн бұрын
If I remember, the dev was planning to have players purchase battle/seasonal passes.
@mattd1466
11 ай бұрын
what the hell is that ambient background noise anyway, sounds like the screeching of car breaks like youre in a modern city lol
@GerinoMorn
11 ай бұрын
"Hey ChatGPT, write me a soulslike!"
@onagda
11 ай бұрын
Bruh, walking into the fog wall teleports you to a Dhar Mann video
@blooo_blooo
11 ай бұрын
I honestly thought when he said "harry seems to be walking on water...which means.." He was gona add "...You're a wizard harry!"
@dhalav
11 ай бұрын
I knew kids were kinda indestructible , but Harry is sure another breed.
@occularmalice
5 күн бұрын
It's so funny seeing this as it's just a shovelware game with a ton of assets I recognize. Invector controller for the player, Pixel Crusher's dialogue system (with the Sci Fi ring interface template), parts of Honeti's RPG UI. It's just so badly thrown together. Zero consistency with pretty much everything in this treasure.
@LB_
11 ай бұрын
There's some sparkly sound in the music that keeps making me think of the ambient sounds that play when you're glitching Echoes of the Eye
@eltopo416
11 ай бұрын
You really make me laugh plis keep this kind of material going
@nanderv
9 күн бұрын
The number of fonts used on the loading screens is actually a feat.
@jayl5032
11 ай бұрын
God of War Dark Souls is not a string of words I thought I'd ever hear in my life.
@michaeldonoghue9015
11 ай бұрын
I love every video you put out. I could watch you forever!
@korosheht5446
11 ай бұрын
Ah i remember this game moist played it a while back and it was funny asf
@Tarn_DJD
11 ай бұрын
Do you ever wonder how many of these games are made to be like this on purpose? Kind of like movies made by the asylum
@Pipkiablo
11 ай бұрын
The chairs were all backwards so they can all sit like cool kids in the 90s while they eat.
@m.mcneeley7139
11 ай бұрын
Wiz you should get one of those adjustable desks so you can stand when you’re just editing or writing for your back bro. Love your vids
@patientnr.0409
11 ай бұрын
I love how the font has a generic sci-fi edge
@SerJateReino
10 ай бұрын
29:40 Imagine beating satan or something and the next thing you encounter is the boykisser...
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