I really want a boyfriend, so keep watching for my number in this new acoustic song!
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Btw the number is real! (a temporary one) Text or leave me a voicemail and I'll try and respond! But obviously this song is for comedy so please don't think you're actually applying to be my boyfriend haha.. but I still love you... as a friend 😙👻
Lyrics:
I really want a boyfriend,
but the way my love life’s going... I’m gonna die alone.
I really want someone to hold,
Til the day that I get old...
At the age of 29.
This is a plead to all the single guys out there, if you see this you could be mine.
This is the most desperate thing I’ve ever done, but you should date me, here’s the reasons why.
Tall, brown hair, play the piano pretty sick.
That’s about it, got pretty average... wit.
Everything else is proportional & legit.
My engineering degree makes me a bit of a geek.
Four times a week I’m in the gym, caring too much about my physique,
and too much of my time is spent ensuring my quiff’s on fleek.
This is a call to all the gays out there, let me know if you are my type.
Wish I could say that looks don’t matter but for me they do, here’s what gets me to swipe right.
You gotta be tall, but not taller than me,
That’s about all. Just kidding don’t be silly!
Be around the age of 23...
Brown hair’s good, blonde is too.
See who says I’m picky I’m not as picky as you!
But also, fun smart muscle twink cool hot abs wit - just to name a few.
I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be...
Forever alone, forever alone, forever alone.
I’m gonna be, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be...
Forever alone, forever and ever alone.
But, I really want a boyfriend.
It surely can’t be that hard to find someone for me?
I should care less about looks,
and look to the soul to find someone for me.
It’s hopeless! If only I was straight maybe I’d find someone to date? But i’m gay…
Maybe I... should become one of those guys who is a mass swiper to the right?
Right right right, yeah right for you,
Yeah right for him even if he’s a two.
Scoop bap ba doop bap, right for mr right!
He aint my type but I’ll still swipe right.
Year right for tighty whites now he’s a delight.
Right past arthritis of the thumb.
It’s hopeless. There is only one thing left to do, give my number... To you!?
0 - 7 -....., chat to you soon!
Негізгі бет Музыка I really want a boyfriend (so here's my number...)
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