I’ve met Danny before and he absolutely beat the crap out of everyone and then pickpocketed us and left, and then continued to make us apologize to him (great guy we all loved it)
@catcatharsismusic
Жыл бұрын
It’s true I was the guy
@AviCrocco
Жыл бұрын
its true i was the pocket
@mitsurisboobs
Жыл бұрын
It's true I was the crap
@vanessajones5752
Жыл бұрын
it’s true i was everyone
@hannahcain7421
Жыл бұрын
what lmao
@wolfwriterRodger
Жыл бұрын
When Danny gestured at his floor to be like "I'm on the first floor" I was like "but Danny's not on the first floor, he's on the second floor" and then I realized I've always just imagined he was on the second floor of his house? Like I just invented that and ran with it all this time in my head. And yet, an illusion feels shattered
@stoneheart_raven
Жыл бұрын
No joke I assumed he was on the second floor (first floor according to the brits) too lol. I assume either commentary channels are either in the in their basements or second floors. idk why.
@Adrianaisjawsome
Жыл бұрын
Agreed. lol
@squidpigeon7048
Жыл бұрын
same! i think its the carpet. also in the "becoming the ideal man of the future" video he exits his room and there are stairs going down from there. maybe he lied more than once
@areebah8297
Жыл бұрын
literally same
@ahmed4363
Жыл бұрын
didn't he open the door sometime and there were stairs?
@halolighta
Жыл бұрын
Danny's floor rant is completely justified and scientifically correct
@tentardigrades968
5 ай бұрын
Agreed.
@cea6770
4 ай бұрын
It's 0-indexing vs. 1-indexing. 0-indexing is honestly infinitely better if you're used to it, but everyone except people working with old-school programming languages are so used to 1-indexing, they don't even realize 0-indexing is an option.
@Arwen_xx
2 ай бұрын
Having the ground floor be floor zero rather than floor one makes infinitely more sense if a building has basement levels. In the US, it’s “basement 1” “basement 2”, maybe - but you can just do -1, -2, etc if the ground floor is floor 0. If ground floor is floor 1, you can’t use numbers to describe below ground floors nearly as easily.
@me2917
27 күн бұрын
also technically speaking the brits are overall wrong since they were the ones who came to america and made american english so they should blame themselves not us🤗
@O.B.E.A.S.T.T.
26 күн бұрын
Absolutely
@The_Grand_Egg
9 ай бұрын
iilluminaughtii is not on the objetive side anymore💀
@benjaclown
9 ай бұрын
I was looking for this comment 😭
@juanignaciolopeztellechea9401
4 ай бұрын
She shouldn't even be on the square.
@daisysjoq
2 ай бұрын
Can you tell me what happened 😭 I keep hearing about them
@juanignaciolopeztellechea9401
2 ай бұрын
@@daisysjoq she has had like a billion controversies, so mucj i cant even sumerize them all. Just a couple: She underpaid coworkers on a co-owned chanel called "sad milk" She accused a fellow youtuber (the click) of saying the n-word She plagiarized a lot of stuff
@Amosus2
2 ай бұрын
@@juanignaciolopeztellechea9401"a lot of stuff" is short for "her entire channel" for those unaware
@fae4688
Жыл бұрын
danny ranting and getting angry about floors is honestly hilarious and understandable at the same time
@venbeaa
Жыл бұрын
love the pfp bestie
@youreokay7888
Жыл бұрын
his rant had a lot of levels to it
@baldesion
Жыл бұрын
he's right too. i agreed so much with what he said honestly. i knew he was wrong and likely would get mocked for it on reddit, but he's right.
@jaycrownshaw3902
Жыл бұрын
So normally I agree with Danny but then wondered....I wonder if it's like a boardgame. When you roll the die, you don't count the square you are on. The "2nd" floor of a building is the first floor off the ground as you don't start counting til you ascend. Still weird though and don't agree. I think it's based with the ground level being 0. Not 1
@fae4688
Жыл бұрын
@@venbeaa thanks i drew it myself!
@tuna272
Жыл бұрын
Danny: has a degree in computer science Also Danny: gets upset and rants for like 5 minutes about essentially the concept of zero based indexing
@luny_is_stupid
Жыл бұрын
whats that concept? I can't understand which post you're talking about haha
@IAmUnderscore
Жыл бұрын
@@luny_is_stupid He doesn’t understand the concept of ground floor being the 0th floor
@lexiarie6545
Жыл бұрын
he understands the concept its the fact the concept isnt applicable to this situation because the ground floor still exists as a floor and is therefore the first lmfao
@rigbyatnight6921
Жыл бұрын
@@IAmUnderscore Because a 0th floor doesn't make sense. It would by definition, not be a floor.
@rigbyatnight6921
Жыл бұрын
Because it makes no sense in this context. A 0th floor doesn't make sense, a 0th floor would be no floor.
@ryleighs9575
11 ай бұрын
I fully agree with Danny about floors lol. I'm Canadian and we say it the same as Americans. Ground floor is a floor. The "zero'th floor" point is a good way to explain our reasoning lol
@artdeco777
8 ай бұрын
I disagree, the ground floor isn’t elevated so it shouldn’t be counted as first. The ground floor exists as part of earths surface whether the building is there or not so it’s a starting level just like the number 0. Plus it becomes another issue when you have underground parking/floors because if the ground floor is the first floor would the basement be 0? No it would be -1 making more sense to have a ground floor than first floor.
@racanum379
7 ай бұрын
I'm English and never really realised this was a thing. In hotels and stuff then yeah there is usually a ground floor as artdeco said with there being underground levels and stuff it can make sense. But outside of that if you where in someone's house and they said 'its up on the first floor' you'd be like 'what are you on about this is the first floor' so can certainly understand the outrage lol
@Flareguy
2 ай бұрын
@@artdeco777no basement is B1 and lower levels the number grows it makes more sense
@uvafresca
Жыл бұрын
"I lived in england for a couple of years" this man is a mystery I love him
@DreamsOfLennox
Жыл бұрын
danny seems like someone put into witness protection after accidentally seeing some sort of government cover-up, and the government is slowly feeding him lore to give to other people to make his story sound convincing. drew and kurtis aren’t even his real friends, simply agents
@sarah.1230
Жыл бұрын
RIGHT. I was waiting for him to laugh or say “just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?” but instead he was serious. how has this never come up before😂
@valentina7853
Жыл бұрын
he mentioned it before
@dapplekat6852
Жыл бұрын
@@valentina7853 in which video?
@annakepes8050
Жыл бұрын
what an enigma?
@Icheasea_T
Жыл бұрын
Him not even dignifying Andrew Tate with a response is the best lmao
@VaultCreeper
Жыл бұрын
w comment
@alcibiadesonthestreets
Жыл бұрын
Common Danny W
@user-vc8nk5nc7q
Жыл бұрын
what color is dannys bugatti tho?
@bellenesatan
Жыл бұрын
@@user-vc8nk5nc7q greg colored
@screwyourhandle
Жыл бұрын
@@bellenesatan 50 shades of GREG
@clemsyaf9627
5 ай бұрын
That meme with Illuminaughty in it didnt age so well lmao
@Mollyarty
Жыл бұрын
lol at iilluminaughtii being objective
@botwhy
Жыл бұрын
Aged like milk
@Mollyarty
9 ай бұрын
@@botwhy ☹️🥛
@caykidbg2864
Жыл бұрын
Honestly massive respect for not watching the Tate video. People think they’re doing good by clowning and debating him but all they’re really doing is giving him more publicity and exposing more vulnerable people to his rhetoric
@Narnold
Жыл бұрын
Either way people are going to talk about Tate, its better to goof on him/talk about how shitty he is, than let him go unchallenged like Adin Ross did in front of 250k live viewers.
@mylodelrey6520
Жыл бұрын
dumb take and objectively wrong. in the case of adin ross, yeah sure. but the train has long left the station, the dude has gained 2 million followers in such a short time before being debated by hasan, for example. and hasan dunked on him pretty hard. dont generalise.
@caykidbg2864
Жыл бұрын
@@mylodelrey6520 apologies, you're right i should have added more nuance but frankly, its a youtube comment, not a thesis. What i should've said is this isn't really the platform for it honestly. Hasan is a political commentator, that's is what he does. Danny is a comedy youtuber. best case scenario: everyone has a giggle at tate's expense. But even then it could increase hate watchers. Tate has taken ultimate advantage of the "all publicity is good publicity" thing. At this point imo the best thing to give him as little attention as possible except in terms of pushing for deplatforming.
@jarukshi5538
Жыл бұрын
@@mylodelrey6520 To be fair Hasan mostly has shitty takes.
@jdavis1649
Жыл бұрын
timestamp?
@chrissyatkinson3971
Жыл бұрын
Danny dropping it on us that he lived in England for two years as a child like it’s nothing lol
@katelynn1532
Жыл бұрын
thank god i’m not the only one who got caught up on that part lol😭 i would be talking about that shit every opportunity i got
@rachelcookie321
Жыл бұрын
For real. Like I feel like it’s a big deal when someone lived in another country for a part of their childhood. It seems so weird that he’s never mentioned it before and then he just dropped it casually like that. I need more info! Why did his family move to England? Why were they only there for two years? I need to know.
@verymuchadisappointment168
Жыл бұрын
@@katelynn1532 as someone who lives in england and is moving countries soon, i have no desire to even remember it. its such a terrible country oml
@Rynodino
Жыл бұрын
Adding to the lore
@jess_hinz
Жыл бұрын
@@verymuchadisappointment168 it really isn’t lol i mean it’s not a utopia but i’m just glad i have free healthcare
@vxx3576
Жыл бұрын
I’ve heard people call the first floor the ground floor, but they usually call the floor up from it the second floor.
@fenrez3293
Жыл бұрын
To make the floor thing more logical: in Germany we call it „Erdgeschoss“ which means earth- floor and the first floor we would call „erstes Obergeschoss“ meaning first upper floor. I think that makes a bit more sense, but also „Geschoss“ can also be translated as „something you shoot“ so idk what’s up with that.
@wellenhelen
Жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was about to comment! 😆
@Mothhhhh
Жыл бұрын
I’ve met Danny before, I was filming a documentary about dementia and the person I was documenting was Danny. It was going okay at first and then he started tearing his skin off and teleporting. And by the end of it he kidnapped a kid, unhinged his jaw like a python, and swallowed the kid whole. But honestly, he was a pretty cool guy, never seen an influencer as versatile as him. (100% true story)
@eliza9813
Жыл бұрын
the taking of Deborah Logan?
@LittleBlueGhostWhoSpooks
Жыл бұрын
kzitem.infoVkm0oLA7w8E?feature=share
@Mothhhhh
Жыл бұрын
@@eliza9813 The taking on Danny Gonzalez*
@advlia686
Жыл бұрын
Danny sounds so sweet🥰
@DoflamingoApologist
Жыл бұрын
This comment got me laughing like a hyena
@slash7111
Жыл бұрын
The best part of this video was when Danny said “It’s time to get furious” that part had me at the edge of my seat
@mdfz2602
Жыл бұрын
it's like when they say the title in a book or movie/series
@owenmeier
Жыл бұрын
@@mdfz2602 like when batman said "i am the dark knight rises" to joker
@mrbloxer5364
Жыл бұрын
@Tinder in real life 🅥 who are you?
@-WHIRR.
Жыл бұрын
@Tinder in real life 🅥 no.
@Lamoosa
Жыл бұрын
yo me too loved the part when he furied all over them
@Aimmn-hp5ll
Жыл бұрын
I met Danny onetime when I was walking down the street with a stuffed rat in my chest pocket, Danny leapt from the darkness of a neighbouring alley and demanded that I hand over the rat. Upon explaining that the rat was fake he became extremely angry and outwardly aggressive, even going so far as to rip the rat to shreds and use its cottony remains as a ritual of sorts before tackling onlooking bystander, knocking their lights out and descending back into the abyss from which he came (Really friendly dude, 10/10 would recommend)
@jaxonthebaxon
4 ай бұрын
Still waiting on s’more danny 😔
@supervegito8340
Жыл бұрын
I met Danny a few years ago at the tour. Kurtis and Drew watched as Danny ran up and shook my hand. Somehow when he did it my body got shaken very cartoonishly while my hand remained in place. Never felt better. He broke my back and now I’ve been so much more flexible ever since
@love_serenity9391
Жыл бұрын
first reply before this blows up
@oonaleomarie9309
Жыл бұрын
lol
@straykiss_woo
Жыл бұрын
LMFAO all these comments are cracking me up
@livenandlove1980
Жыл бұрын
Are you also squishy now?
@supervegito8340
Жыл бұрын
@@livenandlove1980 squishy and squashy.
@nyraaa7583
Жыл бұрын
As a British person I agree the ground floor is stupid. I literally still get floors mixed up all the time because of it lol.
@shanparkin3654
Жыл бұрын
truth
@worstusernameintheworld9871
Жыл бұрын
dude I'm not even American (I'm Asian), but grammatically speaking, Danny is right: isn't calling something a floor AND the ground kinda redundant/contradictory (or both)?¿ Plus, the "ground floor" IS still a floor.
@HopeIsADrug11037
Жыл бұрын
same I'm not (completely) American but it's actually so dumb. People don't call it ground floor where I live either lmfao
@seanharrison6162
Жыл бұрын
I think when the term ground floor was started there was like 2 entrances to a building and the ground floor was technically below ground as the first floor had a main entrance
@Cameraman530
Жыл бұрын
@@theneptune3299 no
@jetzavala7395
Жыл бұрын
Primal Danny being such a sigma male that he doesn't even acknowledge Androgynous Tatertots response. *snap* I'm saving this in my chad collection. Way to go Daniel. Very cool
@user-hp6zf5td1g
10 күн бұрын
a GREGMA if you will
@ColbyEaton
4 ай бұрын
2:37 I like how Danny just sometimes drops new lore on us
@Matpit18
Жыл бұрын
Seeing Danny get so irritated at floors is honestly so funny.
@Flappy09
Жыл бұрын
@mijuo roui it doesn’t even sound like a word anymore
@anisatajy9445
Жыл бұрын
And I didn't even notice he was angry until he mentioned it.
@poopyrose8180
Жыл бұрын
It makes sense tho
@waynejohnson1786
Жыл бұрын
Yea I’m Canadian and I think calling the first floor the “ground floor” is ridiculous.
@non_brewed_condiment
Жыл бұрын
I fuck with the metric system
@cassidy9703
Жыл бұрын
wholeheartedly agree with the "S'more Danny" idea. That is genius.
@antonizajkowski9698
Жыл бұрын
How is that genius?
@sway1623
Ай бұрын
@@antonizajkowski9698 How is it not?
@oliviamiles6355
Жыл бұрын
as someone with the last name miles, danny actually seeks us out to try to convert our last names to “kilometers”. it is a sick joke and i wish i could go to sleep at night, knowing he wouldn’t be in my dreams yelling “kilometers” at me repeatedly edit- well guys, i think i’m gonna change my name to olivia kilometers 🫶🫶
@ellaaaaaaaaa6175
Жыл бұрын
I offer my condolences however I feel u, Olivia Kilometers aren't aware of the power danny has over us. CHANGE UR NAME AND SAVE UR SELF FROM THE SLEEP DEMON GONZALEZ
@yeetingat100subs9
Жыл бұрын
Olivia Kilometers sounds awesome
@lune4089
Жыл бұрын
@@yeetingat100subs9 fr
@xsforreal
Жыл бұрын
Well if kindergarten was 1st grade then we would have 13 grades. 13 is very superstitious so we have 12.
@Esterferreiradecastro
Жыл бұрын
So he is your sleep paralysis demon after all
@leanen451
Жыл бұрын
as someone who lives with the "ground floor" system all my life, I totally agree with you. its should just go from first floor
@Alex.greengrass
Жыл бұрын
4:41 Danny don’t just ignore my post at the bottom of the screen there we need to talk about your serious problem and addiction
@randomfactory3446
Жыл бұрын
lmaoooo he’s avoiding it
@kikifrog9739
3 ай бұрын
Holy shit, thank you for pointing it out, I literally laughed outloud
@BigTimeNicko
Жыл бұрын
Danny's totally right about the floor thing. The first floor is the first floor. Calling the second floor the first floor is the wildest shit
@vic2249
Жыл бұрын
I was trying to conceptualize this, and then realized we reverse this logic for school grades: Americans have kindergarten then first grade, while Brits have year one then year two
@theneptune3299
Жыл бұрын
First floor is floor 1 Ground floor is floor 0 Underground floor is -1 Brits are right cuz Americans don’t have a zero they go from 1 to -1
@gabeminson
Жыл бұрын
@@theneptune3299 the ground is 0 - above ground is positive and belowground is negative ! makes way more sense
@lessthan3...
Жыл бұрын
@@vic2249 although as a brit in wales we have nursery and reception as school years before year 1 (most english school just have reception) so year 1 is the 2nd or 3rd school year (also fun fact scotland has a completely different year system)
@theneptune3299
Жыл бұрын
@@gabeminson No. No it doesn’t and I’m gonna get really technical here. If u look at a graph with a y axis and an x axis. Now on every graph the x axis is placed at 0 on the y axis and u start form there. A building is the same u start on y=0 and as u head up u go to y=1 and as u go down u go to y=-1.
@brynnawill7475
Жыл бұрын
jarvis actually is the most objective and normal person you can imagine. i just tried to imagine someone more objective and normal and it didn't work
@simonferocious
Жыл бұрын
I think drew is the craziest and most objective person you can imagine
@n.e.v.e.r
Жыл бұрын
He did win an award for having the most average face, so yeah I think it checks out.
@xX1infinityedge1Xx
Жыл бұрын
i read this comment in jarvis's voice and it fit perfectly
@DMO-DMO-DMO
Жыл бұрын
Objectively correct take
@Finnishnat-conservativedot7126
Жыл бұрын
I disagree, he has own biases like any other person. He is not a demi god afterall
@one_smol_duck
Жыл бұрын
7:11 am i crazy or did he just enter ultra southern mode for like two seconds
@l.s.1534
Жыл бұрын
locautians🤠
@solsolsolomon
8 ай бұрын
Wtf he did
@baintreachas
2 ай бұрын
non-American here, care to elaborate?
@macymartelli
Жыл бұрын
was watching this video at home after i got my wisdom teeth removed and my dad barged in asking what boy i was facetiming. like sir i can’t even open my mouth
@eggnogalcoholic
Жыл бұрын
THIS IS AMAZING
@StillAmanda
Жыл бұрын
Danny fumbling words and immediately giving up to go to sleep is a mood.
@VueiyVisarelli
Жыл бұрын
I just got back from a _long_ trip that involved a _lot_ of driving. That has pretty much been how I've functioned for the past several days.
@pokaay3163
Жыл бұрын
i understood the feeling. you expended too much effort into something and suddenly realize you just dont have the energy to finish. kinda funny thats how he knew to end it lmao
@krebward
Жыл бұрын
Gotta respect Danny. Most people would have definitely responded to Tate. For the exact reasons he said he would not. A man of character to be sure. And honestly him not responding is a bigger burn than anything he could’ve said. Just well played all around.
@aarondavis8943
Жыл бұрын
Except that he made an entire video about him and added greatly to the general virality. So the troll is fed.
@Birdyboys
Жыл бұрын
@@aarondavis8943 he didn’t expect him to be that popular though, that’s literally what he said lol
@thaisuwu6427
Жыл бұрын
@@aarondavis8943 tate hadn’t blown up when he made that video though. plus the video was about the war room, not tate specifically
@James_Randal
Жыл бұрын
@@aarondavis8943 it was about the war room not tate.
@Dadallas805
Жыл бұрын
@@aarondavis8943 that wad before he went viral
@Kittygirl-Shift-Kit
9 ай бұрын
Seeing illuminaughtii after everything is like a slap to the face Edit: rewatching this was like being tar-feathered when I got to that part
@LetsGoCowboys
10 ай бұрын
5:35 illuminaughti should be waaaaay higher
@aglassofmilk5677
Жыл бұрын
I love how passionate he is about how floors should work. Also, I'm Canadian and I've heard people call it the first floor, the ground floor, and the main floor. But never heard anybody call the floor above it the first floor.
@avabamman9491
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I feel like first floor, ground floor, and main floor are definitely interchangeable terms but it’s so wrong to call the floor above it the first floor
@loli_cvnt5622
Жыл бұрын
nah first floor that's the upper one what're you 5
@SineN0mine3
Жыл бұрын
You would only call in the first floor if there's at least 3 stories. If there's no floor higher, its just "upstairs".
@jisooswife343Y
Жыл бұрын
in a lot of the elevators here it’s just an L for lobby
@lawn8579
Жыл бұрын
Its like in hotels I call the lobby the main floor and above it the second floor, in homes I call it the first floor and second floor, and for stuff with under ground parking lots I call that the ground floor and the building above it the main floor
@ronwapossibly
Жыл бұрын
i dont have an issue with calling the first floor the "ground floor" because that still makes sense, however, the floor immediately above the ground floor is the second floor. it is the second floor you go to, calling it the first floor makes no sense when you were just on a floor.
@edentang1757
Жыл бұрын
fr in canada it's like that where the floors will be labeled like lobby, second floor, etc. (im talking about apartments btw cuz ive never lived in a house before)
@ronwapossibly
Жыл бұрын
@@edentang1757 i think that's fairly common in the us as well, the buildings at my college use "lobby" to indicate the 1st floor
@hellworm
Жыл бұрын
yes
@FirstLast-fl1co
Жыл бұрын
Ok I now agree with this
@Astrocam88
Жыл бұрын
@@edentang1757 As a fellow Canadian, I've also seen like apartments or business buildings with elevators label the ground floor "main"
@ChakkyCharizard
2 ай бұрын
The irony of Blair being on the "objective and normal" side of the scale...oh boy that did not age well
@taxesrfun
5 ай бұрын
Why’d I get really excited when he mentioned chad chad like her webcam would pop out of nowhere and they’d start collabing😭
@Jaaaannnneeee
Жыл бұрын
Love Jenny Nicholson being on the “completely normal” part of that alignment chart as if one of her most recent videos isn’t about crafting a fur bearing trout
@noshoes1588
Жыл бұрын
I know I thought that chart was whack
@paintofheart8984
Жыл бұрын
Love her though! The one about pop culture infused Easter plays is fantastic
@ZackC
Жыл бұрын
Honestly she and Izzzy should switch spots.
@akasakikawasaki1890
Жыл бұрын
@@paintofheart8984 that one is so rewatchable. Also the one about Dear Evan. I use that one to sleep sometimes
@paintofheart8984
Жыл бұрын
@@akasakikawasaki1890 omg I do the same! I couldn't even guess at how many times I've rewatched her videos, like the Christmas prince one so good
@GippyHappy
Жыл бұрын
I’m laughing at the idea of using “goofy” instead of “prejudice” *Racial goofiness*
@devons.3481
Жыл бұрын
that made me snort laughing thank you
@Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dying
Жыл бұрын
Pride and goofiness
@Thawah
Жыл бұрын
This is his second channel where he likes to get a little prejudiced
@SoyBioIogia
9 ай бұрын
@@Thawahsorry I’m so late but I can’t stop laughing at this I’m waking my family up
@Thawah
9 ай бұрын
@@SoyBioIogia Ty for replying I wouldn't have ever even known my comment got 91 likes LOL
@AethAbyss
5 ай бұрын
iiiluminaughtiii being in "objective" and leaning towards pretty normal feels like it ages poorly
@FroggyBoi489
4 ай бұрын
5:50, turns out illuminaughti is completely insane
@aimee2718
Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Danny said “floor” so many times that it stopped being a word in my head and was just a sound
@babyshark3603
Жыл бұрын
Same
@maveballs3539
Жыл бұрын
Every word is just a sound
@amberlybook
Жыл бұрын
I thought I was going crazy for a second there
@abbsbrady7264
Жыл бұрын
@@maveballs3539 that’s a very good observation
@Jake-TorukMakto-Sully
Жыл бұрын
@@maveballs3539 😳
@quip7658
Жыл бұрын
When I went to Vidcon with my dad, we met Danny. He beat my father with a pipe and kept repeating “bad cable management” but other than that 10/10 would meet again
@marimbashock5484
Жыл бұрын
So sorry that happened 😔
@OfficiallyZio
Жыл бұрын
Not even kidding you made my day dude
@frogfan449
Жыл бұрын
i think the first floor thing is still unreasonable in that game. i would think that naming system is only appropriate for for example many storied office buildings. for a 2 story house i agree it is confusing to use the naming system
@triggrhappi
10 ай бұрын
01:40 This shouldn't be a battle of nations. It should be a matter of how a building is built. For instance in hotels and apartment blocks the bottom floor is usually an area where you only find lobbies, reception desks, security check points, post boxes, car garages and sometimes shop fronts. That's when i think it makes sense for the 1st floor to be one up from the bottom floor, then the rooms/offices on the 1st floor can be numbered 101 to 199, 2nd floor 201 to 299 etc which a lot of them do. But then if its a mall or a high school, or any building where the bottom floor is used in the same way as the floors above it, then i cant argue that "ground floor" makes more sense than "first floor"
@thilypad557
Жыл бұрын
“Danny is not real” is particularly funny to me because of that time I was watching a video of his on tv and my mom was convinced he was a 3d animation.
@Sadblockofcheeze
Жыл бұрын
Omg💀
@ronnielyn1489
Жыл бұрын
Danny AKA Pixar man
@thilypad557
Жыл бұрын
I just want to clarify that when I said she was convinced it isn’t an understatement. She asked how I “know” he is in fact real and all I could think to say is “he’s married..” which doesn’t mean anything.
@olivianicole2011
Жыл бұрын
I could listen to Danny rant about literally anything after the ground floor debate he won me over
@theneptune3299
Жыл бұрын
Ground floor is floor zero so that the basement floor can be floor -1. But in American first floor is floor 1 and basement is -1 they miss the zero. America is wrong.
@swethajagannath9646
Жыл бұрын
@Tinder in real life 🅥 thank god its finally here whew
@heythisanimalcantalk
Жыл бұрын
I'm so on his side
@brady7729
Жыл бұрын
@@theneptune3299 there is no floor 0 cause that would mean there is 0 floors there
@brady7729
Жыл бұрын
@@theneptune3299 also we don’t call the basement -1 floor we simply call it “basement” so we don’t skip floor 0
@Lemon-jn9bt
Жыл бұрын
Danny, I think it would be super entertaining for you to go through a bunch of AI chatbots. From the less convincing ones like boibot (or chimpbot) to the scarily real ones like Replika.
@nova5631
Жыл бұрын
3:52 my minecraft houses be like
@homemade.garbage
Жыл бұрын
Classic Drew. Lying is his specialty, after all.
@HurtsSoGood10
Жыл бұрын
Here before this comment blows up
@homemade.garbage
Жыл бұрын
@@HurtsSoGood10 I’m truly flattered
@penidk
Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@purplecowsparkles
Жыл бұрын
@Tinder in real life 🅥 wow it's totally Cody ko. I guess he changed his name and is now spamming Danny's comments 🤯
@cherries4164
Жыл бұрын
@@purplecowsparkles it’s totally kurtis plugging some rando video on drew’s channel!
@sydneylyman8778
Жыл бұрын
Honestly the axis thing is pretty easy Danny. Chad Chad is the standard (as you can see on the chart) and then you consider "is this person goofier than Chad Chad? Are they crazier than her?" And based on those things, they are placed on the chart. All things are in relation to Chad Chad. Chad Chad is the answer.
@mermaidnebula
Жыл бұрын
Chad Chad is always the answer
@candidgamera
Жыл бұрын
@@mermaidnebula (not really)
@JaseekaRawr
Жыл бұрын
Chad Chad (pbuh)
@bunnieyumi
Жыл бұрын
And Chad Chad is the question.
@channy4694
Жыл бұрын
@@candidgamera sit down, your name sounds like a yeast infection.
@Devyn-jf4rp
8 ай бұрын
2:55 Hey, have you ever said or heard a word so much that it sounds foreign...that's what just happened to me watching this.
@Hannah-qy9sl
Жыл бұрын
watching danny not understand that the x y axis is simply about vibes and not a specific characteristic hurts my brain
@peytonamber560
Жыл бұрын
whenever i hear the word "reddit" come out of this man's mouth i just get a smile on my face so fast
@martaderesz1603
Жыл бұрын
yessss I love the Reddit vids!!
@stephanievojtek1816
Жыл бұрын
Sameeee
@funnylittlecreature
Жыл бұрын
Which is funny, because if it came from the lips of any other man my face would immediately assume a look of abject terror.
@jerrell1169
Жыл бұрын
Only time reddit has ever made someone smile
@Mordallock
Жыл бұрын
FRRR
@tinabelcher3722
Жыл бұрын
One time I met Danny and I told him that I love his videos and that he was really funny. I was jokingly changing his name up like hey, "D-Go", "Danny Boy", "Wham, bam, thank you, Dan". Then he gets all pissed at me, telling me not to call him any of those because his name is Drew. Like, what even, right?
@REPLA_ACE
Жыл бұрын
You met with Kurtis...
@lucyisaravenclaw3710
Жыл бұрын
Tina?! Hey! How's your family doing?
@calowenby1654
Жыл бұрын
I didn’t see that ending coming at all! Great twist.
@lyth7034
Жыл бұрын
Huh that's weird. I met drew and said the same kind of jokes except he told me his name was danny not drew...
@isabellerobinson7203
Жыл бұрын
What's drew got against d-go
@hexi-jb2tt
Ай бұрын
Protip: if you live in a building with only two floors you don't need to worry about the first/zero floor nonsense cuz you can just call it upstairs and downstairs. Source: Canadian
@Random-sk6hm
8 ай бұрын
As a Brit, I agree with the floor thing
@sallyearnshaw3439
Жыл бұрын
I’m Aussie, and while we do a lot of stuff y the same as the Brits and disagree with a lot of Americans pronounciations and such, I completely agree with you Danny on the floor subject. Also floor doesn’t sound like a word anymore lol
@LittleBlueGhostWhoSpooks
Жыл бұрын
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@kmhkennedy
Жыл бұрын
The thing I don’t get is what the Americans call bellow G (or their first floor) Like, we (I’m South African) go -2,-1,0(or G), 1, 2 etc. so the 1 isn’t referencing the first floor as in the first one you see, but the first point of elevation. The -1 indicated the loss of rise. Zero equals no elevation and no loss of rise. It’s just… maths. It’s like Harry Potter and the philosophers stone having to be changed to sorcery for Americans. There is an in-ate assumption of stupidity that can’t be true for ALL Americans. I suppose I get it if you’re just counting floors. Maybe I’m being harsh. I did once wander around a building for like half an hour looking for third floor because I also thought the first floor was the ground floor. 😂
@tubbolard6514
Жыл бұрын
You're not Aussie, you're Greg
@stephaniechilders5176
Жыл бұрын
@@kmhkennedy We just call it the Basement, or B on an elevator. Generally there's not too often anything lower than B so I couldn't even tell you haha.
@rachelcookie321
Жыл бұрын
I’m from NZ so it’s the same situation here. And while I think the American way of things is often wrong, I did always think that their floor system makes more sense. But then I read a comment before yours that talked about basements and I had never thought about basements before because they’re not really a thing here but when you think about basements, calling it the ground floor does make more sense.
@shine-chan4454
Жыл бұрын
had my pet rat out while watching this. She sat on my shoulder and watched you with me, not only is danny a rat lover, he is also a rat whisperer
@Man-ej6uv
Жыл бұрын
online pied piper
@peperomiapizza
Жыл бұрын
Prove it
@shine-chan4454
Жыл бұрын
@@peperomiapizza how 💀
@calowenby1654
Жыл бұрын
That’s really cool! Every now-and-then my cat watches Danny videos with me.
@shine-chan4454
Жыл бұрын
@@calowenby1654 AWW THATS SO CUTE
@foxisconfused
11 ай бұрын
i am english and have lived in england for my entire life but i still call the ground floor the first floor cause i think it just makes more sense honestly
@BananaMaze
Жыл бұрын
14:14 Because this video is over now (yeah, over now) Go find something else to watch (or just watch this video again) I know we had a lot of fun (lot of fun, a lot of fun, lot of fun) But you can't stay on this end screen forever (no) This video is over now (over now) I'm amazed that you're still watching this (I don't understand why) It's almost like you're trying to prove a point (but I don't know what that point is) Or you think there's gonna be something special at the end, but there's not
@Ashelynne445
Жыл бұрын
This is-...
@windflowers9793
Жыл бұрын
"I fuck with the metric system" - Danny Gonzalez
@connormurphy6393
Жыл бұрын
The casual way these videos end really feel like we're just hanging out lmao, I dig it
@music-books-films
Жыл бұрын
I love your name, Conner Murphy from dear Evan Hansen is bae
@jermarat
Жыл бұрын
yeah it makes me feel non-lonely whatever that means
@UserName-zb8ql
Жыл бұрын
@@music-books-films comment is great but the pfp just looks bad
@connormurphy6393
Жыл бұрын
@@music-books-films Thanks! Its my legal name so DEH was extra funny when I first listened to it lol
@jaideimpaula
Жыл бұрын
“5 Stars, it was excellent. Had an awful time” -my exes
@maledictionwolf
6 ай бұрын
5:00 that Illuminautii placement has aged... very poorly...
@Ismatic1906
Жыл бұрын
As someone name Miles I am offended and deserve an apology (I have never witnessed so much positive negativity)
@idi0tsanswich379
Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry your not named kilometer ❤️
@REPLA_ACE
Жыл бұрын
Kilometer is better.
@clonebooper6418
Жыл бұрын
@@REPLA_ACE agreed
@averypogfrog
Жыл бұрын
no u need to apologize to Danny
@whereaminoliterallywheream1035
Жыл бұрын
Miles gets no smiles
@crazycadet133
Жыл бұрын
I agree with Danny, "ground floor" is stupid. "FIRST FLOOR" SUPREMACY
@jaymercer4692
Жыл бұрын
I don’t think anyone can claim supremacy when numbers besides the natural ones are beyond their scope.
@crazycadet133
Жыл бұрын
@@jaymercer4692 I might be stupid, but I seriously don't understand what you said
@jaymercer4692
Жыл бұрын
@@crazycadet133 The natural numbers are the positive integers. We count from zero so we can use negative numbers to label subterranean floors. Since that would be obvious. Natural numbers are the first numbers back when civilisations were quite primitive. We now have rational, irrational, negative, natural, integers, imaginary, complex, transcendental and many more. Modern civilisations make use of all of them. It strikes me as odd to claim supremacy when the society you live in fails to do that at a rather simple level. I did make a typo so that may have been the source of your confusion. My mistake. I have corrected it so it should be more clear now.
@crazycadet133
Жыл бұрын
@@jaymercer4692 gotcha, makes more sense now. To that I say, fair enough
@maya_707
Жыл бұрын
Idk, in Italy you also say "ground floor" because it just makes sense. The first floor is the first because it's elevated. The ground floor is well lol on the ground.
@vrgo7746
Жыл бұрын
Seeing Danny trying to speak French is so funny to me
@transfelixfelicis
Жыл бұрын
ground floor vs first floor is like those debates my kindergarten class had about: 1. whether or not there was a negative 0. there isn’t. i was correct. and 2. the (pronounced thee) or the (pronounced thuh). both are correct. thee just sounds more cultured.
@kaifisshhh
Жыл бұрын
I love how danny stayed up all night to edit a video because sponsorships have deadlines, only to end up getting rid of the sponsorship in the end when everyone told him it was shady. Love that
@PureMagic101
Жыл бұрын
Oh did he mention that in this video and I missed that somehow?? Or did he post about it somewhere else?
@salem-01
Жыл бұрын
@@PureMagic101 probably posted about it on like twitter
@flower-yl6iw
Жыл бұрын
@@PureMagic101 i haven't seen a post anywhere about it but either way he took that section out of the video after some gregs told him what was up
@chrissyatkinson3971
Жыл бұрын
What sponsorship?
@ren4prez
Жыл бұрын
@@chrissyatkinson3971 betterhelp
@river-yuki
Жыл бұрын
Danny I think you need to check on Drew… I think he needs an intervention. He can’t stop buying terrible/expensive things he doesn’t need!
@covereye5731
Жыл бұрын
Accord to this video, the things that Drew does are more objective than Danny, so he can't help him by default.
@funnylittlecreature
Жыл бұрын
@@covereye5731 a man poisoned by objectivity, a man that is an enemy of goofiness, is perhaps in more need of help than the rest of us.
@blob0000
8 ай бұрын
In elevators we literally call the "american first floor" the 0th floor, and this is the only time that I can agree that the american system makes more sense.
@thefinkie6459
Жыл бұрын
As a non-American who spends most of my online interactions with Americans complaining about their ridiculous cultural choices, I gotta say... yeah, the "ground floor" thing is dumb af. I've been saying this for years. The bottom floor, y'know the FIRST one you encounter when entering the building from outside, is clearly THE FIRST FLOOR. Thanks for the rant, Danny. Very cathartic.
@cian729
Жыл бұрын
very what? 👋
@brookejones4889
Жыл бұрын
We call the first floor "the ground floor" in Australia, and I 100% agree with Danny about this. I'm recovering from an ankle injury and when I was finally able to drive myself to the hospital, which has multi-level car parking, I thought of the different floors as 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th, so I would get tripped up when coming back to my car and believing I was on the 2nd floor when I was "actually" on the 1st floor.
@nothankyou
Жыл бұрын
But numbers start at 0, not 1. If it's multi-level parking and there were basement levels then it makes more sense to orient them around a ground floor, because then you have -2, -1, 0, 1, 2. If the ground floor is the 'first floor', then 0.5 of a floor is somehow under ground - it's nonsensical. There's a reason only America does it this way, and it's because they're wrong.
@salem-01
Жыл бұрын
I live in Australia and I’ve never experienced this? In hotels, sure, but that’s just like; ‘Lobby’ and then ‘1’, but never in any other context
@brookejones4889
Жыл бұрын
@@nothankyou This carpark had no basement levels, and I'm not sure what you mean by the ground floor being half underground, the one at my hospital at least is not half underground. The way the US does it makes sense because when something comes first you don't call it "the zero-th" or number 0, you call it the first or number 1.
@thepineappleuniverse6285
Жыл бұрын
@@nothankyou when have you ever started counting things from zero though? If you were trying to figure out how many apples you have, would you start from 0? No. That is stupid. And you would get the wrong number. When you are counting items (e.g. floors) you start from one.
@loganxavier
Жыл бұрын
@@nothankyou There’s a reason why 0 isn’t a part of the counting numbers, but instead a part of whole numbers
@xanam4913
Жыл бұрын
I think the floor thing makes more sense when you think about how a lot of tall buildings are structured, with the bottom floor being used as a reception or whatever, while the other floors will be more the usual functionality of a building. For example, not having hotel rooms on the bottom floor, hence the floor up from that being the 'first floor ' that actually gets used as hotel rooms. Even as a Brit though, I don't think about that for regular houses. I'd still refer to the second level of a normal house as the second floor without thinking lol
@barrothontherocks3325
Жыл бұрын
imo ground floor should just be a synonym for the first floor, not a replacement. it's not like we're gonna run out of numbers if we go G>2>3 etc...
@ishmerra
Жыл бұрын
@@barrothontherocks3325 for some unexplainable reason the idea of running out of numbers is really funny to me
@deathnstuff
Жыл бұрын
LMAO I get what u mean, but even in America we call the “first floors” in buildings like hotels “lobbies” 😭😭 so I don’t think it’s that tbvh
@lonepinata
Жыл бұрын
@@barrothontherocks3325 I think the basement should be the ground floor cause it’s in the ground.
@benjisaac
Жыл бұрын
@@lonepinata the basement of some buildings I’ve seen are labeled “G” in elevators, especially if they also open to the outside somewhere because it’s built on a hill or whatever
@avocados9110
Жыл бұрын
5:36 I love that chad chad is the true neutral
@kimmel636
Жыл бұрын
chad chad in the center of the chart makes complete sense. they’re completely insane at some times but also completely normal at other times.
@kittykat7990
Жыл бұрын
I've met Danny and when I asked to take pics with him he suddenly grew spider legs at the side of his torso, climbed up to the ceiling and said "March 3, 2023 11:00 pm" before crawling away. Don't know what that means but he's such a silly guy I love him
@teya7304
Жыл бұрын
he’s so silly
@codytoeung5089
Жыл бұрын
Ah so his Spiderman character from his Pixel Perfect video
@lawn8579
Жыл бұрын
I hope you have ur calendar marked it’s soon
@animaysons728
Жыл бұрын
@@lawn8579 it’s in like a week now lol
@ultrawandit
Жыл бұрын
hey its march 3rd rn, let you know if danny bursts out my chest at 11 gst
@lillipenelle9920
Жыл бұрын
In France we don't call them simply floor, "étage" means an elevated floor. So in french it does make sense. But I agree that it is odd in other languages.
@CocoLicious
Жыл бұрын
Yeah in German it's "Obergeschoss", that means elevated floor as well. It gets confusing in English, I give Danny that 😄
@travelsizedarchie
Жыл бұрын
Based French person
@one_smol_duck
Жыл бұрын
i wonder if this is one of those weird things where france was like "hey we own you so speak french" and england was like "no" but the rich english people were like "ok but only un peut" then english like half adopted to french and ceased to make any sense
@XYZ-zn6qz
Жыл бұрын
@@CocoLiciousYou can also say "Erster Stock" in German or you can say "Erste Etage" which of course is just a loanword from French
@noekxx
Жыл бұрын
Same in Dutch, it’s called verdieping.
@mary-jane2604
8 ай бұрын
As a Canadian, i call the first floor The first floor, and the second floor the second floor, and so on.
@cringe1462
2 ай бұрын
5:04 illuminaughti aged like sad milk
@Beanzops
Ай бұрын
Completely crazy moment
@astrofornaught
Жыл бұрын
Hope you feel better Danny, I'm a selfish little guy so I appreciated you posting but breaks are always important
@Thomas_Winters
Жыл бұрын
“Selfish little guy” I wish I could use this but “selfish little girl” has a different energy.
@KuJayCools
Жыл бұрын
@@Thomas_Winters yeah its sad that i cant hear "little girl" or even say it bc of creepy fucking ppl
@nicoryder7538
Жыл бұрын
@@Thomas_Winters 😭😭
@ahwooga
Жыл бұрын
@@Thomas_Winters anyone can be a selfish little guy if you believe in yourself
@IzukuMidoriya-cc2ur
Жыл бұрын
@@Thomas_Winters im a girl and i call myself and my female friends guys all the time
@blahguy
Жыл бұрын
Hi Danny! Hope you feel better soon. I live in Illinois as well and recently had Covid with chills, aches, and a mild fever that repeatedly tested negative on at home tests, but positive at a doctors office. Might be the strain that’s going around here, so be careful!! Wishing you the best!
@Rumpelgrls
Жыл бұрын
The latest strain is actually the least intense, so he and you should be fine
@caitlinadian311
Жыл бұрын
@@Rumpelgrls i'm sure they'll be fine, but they can also choose to stay home and not spread it around for people that might not be able to recover as quickly or as well :)
@alexwren555
Жыл бұрын
I live in Chicago and tested positive a little bit ago and it was a whirlwind. It happened so much faster than the first time I had it and it felt a lot more intense regarding the body aches and chills.
@baileyyh72
Жыл бұрын
oh shit i did too lmao
@blahguy
Жыл бұрын
Oh for sure, it wasn’t too bad and definitely not life threatening (thanks modern medicine and vaccines), just wanted to give a PSA that if it feels like Covid but you test negative at home, it might still be Covid ☹️
@0422Juls
Жыл бұрын
So, in regards to the floor thing, I agree with Danny completely. Like Ground floor is also the first floor. The weird thing Ive noticed in Canada however, is that you get a mix of both. It's all over and it's confusing as hell EXCEPT with you only have numbers. I've seen Main floor, Ground Floor, floor 2 in one elevator once. LIKE WTF IS THAT. Like UK and US gotta agree on one thing cos they're confusing Canada on this. Our poor elevator makers don't know what to do.
@lilacrain164
Жыл бұрын
Europeans count elevation, not floors, it's why it's different. As to canada, the mix is most likely because of the large french canadian population.
@emilyb2302
11 ай бұрын
lol the illuminaghti graph thing has aged like milk.
@Jasnah.Kholin
Жыл бұрын
10:43 this powerpoint pun really slides past unnoticed
@noxsbox
Жыл бұрын
tdum tsh
@emmazurek6720
Жыл бұрын
I just think it's even funnier that Danny didn't think himself playing games would be entertaining enough yet Andrew Tate whole point was dissing on his looks and called him a gamer
@Otherworldly23
Жыл бұрын
Ew what gives him so much confidence i swr
@Chris-fh3db
Жыл бұрын
@@Otherworldly23 this reminds me of this white guy bullying some blind girls nails.. like all he wears is hoodies does he think he's cool ?
@peachii4894
Жыл бұрын
@@Chris-fh3db do u mean pewdiepie
@kms4829
Жыл бұрын
Chris Ew a twitter user
@Chris-fh3db
Жыл бұрын
@@peachii4894 probably???
@qwexxqi
7 ай бұрын
i love making fun of americans (kind heartedly) but i love making fun of europeans even more, so as an asian, we call the ground floor the first floor. i used to hate the other concept when i used to europe and i honestly still do. it’s silly. it’s unreasonable😔
@dialupsituation1839
Жыл бұрын
In Australia, we use British floors. But I grew up in Vanuatu, where we use American floors. I agree with you - starting at ground floor is just wrong. Because how can you have a two-story house if it only goes up to level one? It seems purposefully confusing to me. I usually hate Americanisms but you guys got this one right.
@aliyah1164
Жыл бұрын
I met Danny in real life and he kept taking swigs of my drink and saying “you’re cool with mono, right?” I’m not.
@lordpokesmoke
Жыл бұрын
I am
@supercalifragilisticex
Жыл бұрын
Danny you shouldn't have, you know breaks are important but I will let this one slide since I like your content so much.
@greninja7931
Жыл бұрын
It was because he had a sponsor
@ryko1478
Жыл бұрын
I had a stroke reading this
@srahhh
Жыл бұрын
@@greninja7931 If Drew, Kurtis, and Danny all post on the same day, I guarantee it's the 29th
@Leoprosy82
Жыл бұрын
rewatching this while i feel sick to get a new, immersive experience
@arkansasbae
3 ай бұрын
5:31 the way I watch pretty much all of those creators (at least know who they are) and this graph seems very accurate
@rachelr4126
3 ай бұрын
After all the illuminaughti stuff that came out, having her as the objective benchmark is wild
@arkansasbae
Ай бұрын
@@rachelr4126 fr😭😭
@kittyscreativecorner
Жыл бұрын
Danny gesturing at his floor all flustered really got me. I don’t care if we’re the only ones who call it the first floor, we’re still right 😤
@blushandberries624
Жыл бұрын
You are not the only ones calling it that. There are a lot more places in the world outside of the USA and England
@razaliabrahim4293
Жыл бұрын
why do you call the floor above the floor you first enter the first floor when it is the floor you enter second after the floor you first enter (ground floor)
@RicardoMoralesMassin
Жыл бұрын
it's Ground Floor. It is.
@littledog7242
Жыл бұрын
@@RicardoMoralesMassin exactly
@emilyb.8219
Жыл бұрын
@@RicardoMoralesMassin it's first floor. It is.
@tmetz.2292
Жыл бұрын
2:18 as someone who speaks French, Danny, I can assure you, you did butcher rez-de-chausse. However! You pronounced le premier etage better than most of my non-french speaking friends haha
@SisselSasha
Жыл бұрын
Seconded. As a French person, I admit my face did contort a bit when I heard "reZZ deu tshosay". Premier étage was good though 10/10
@camille8231
Жыл бұрын
I got chills of horror... I've never felt so uncomfortable in my life but yeah second one was definitely better
@oliviasommerville4733
Жыл бұрын
Danny pronouncing the /z/ in rez lol
@MiningNatureYT
10 ай бұрын
Man... putting Illuminaughti's alignment as being on the "pretty normal" side of the "objective" axis did not age well by any means
@coffingxrl
Жыл бұрын
6:38 that video was not enjoyable at all
@helloxsade5737
Жыл бұрын
Wait are you just saying that cause it’s your opinion or cause the person said it?
@coffingxrl
6 ай бұрын
@@helloxsade5737because the person said it. They didn’t select the enjoyable option
@coffingxrl
6 ай бұрын
@@helloxsade5737it’s a bit sad I have to clarify that, and that your comment has 5 likes. I would never diss a Danny video
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