@@timetowakeup7394 Yeah scammers are versatile lol
@migo-migo9503
3 ай бұрын
Lol, she def looking for a criminal.
@DragoNYC
3 ай бұрын
I don't understand why some women think that picking a man is like customizing a latte from Starbucks.
@googleuser25
3 ай бұрын
Haha this is gold 🤣☕
@totallyfrozen
3 ай бұрын
Feminism taught them that
@willm.325
3 ай бұрын
If I could frame this in every Starbucks then I would give you 70% of all royalties
@capnjs
3 ай бұрын
Because they have slept with too many men, nitpicked their habits (rather than being committed to them) and treated them as disposable soerm providers - like a Venti cup from Starbucks: just throw it away when you’ve emptied the canister.
@deyahdn3
3 ай бұрын
Make a dating profile as a woman and then you will understand.
@AceVideosOfficial
3 ай бұрын
The real question is: what does she have to offer this dream man she wants? I doubt she's given that a thought.
@gregwatruba4541
3 ай бұрын
Nothing.
@seabassvn
3 ай бұрын
Nagging and complaining 24/7
@pamukpicker
3 ай бұрын
She is the table 😂
@MuDkipzCHancelLOr
3 ай бұрын
She has a tiktok so probably a high body count, a weed smoking habit, hangovers every weekend, and no dad for this partner to have a father in law to bond with.
@BryantHarris-g4o
3 ай бұрын
That's the why she said she wants him to view her as the prize. That's code for 'he better not have any expectations of me, my career, my life, my date planning, my budget'.
@z31beck
3 ай бұрын
They will spend all day thinking of things the man needs to do or be but will not spend a single second reflecting on what they need to do or be.
@PowerofRock24
3 ай бұрын
Exactly. This woman is gunna find that man and that man will see her as useless xD
@kurtsudheim825
3 ай бұрын
Exactly, he's got to work 18hrs a day 6 days a week,& I bet you sure didn't want that to be a receptionist but a lawyer, but THEY will order food or go out. She won't even cook for him, unless she's also working that much
@barrybradley5995
3 ай бұрын
You hit the nail on the head!!!
@tpd1864blake
3 ай бұрын
It’s also important not to be too selective on your part, this can go both ways
@hibernopithecus7500
3 ай бұрын
You heard her; she’s a lottery win. Apparently.
@TheMooper27
3 ай бұрын
She wants a guys that 1. Works full time 2. Works out, is a foodie and lives a balanced lifestyle (Is ripped, but can eat whatever he wants and isn't in the gym all the time). 3. Parties & travels. 4. Is fun to be around and can take care of her. 5. Can go out late on weeknights for spontaneous dates (that he'll plan). 6. Is so grateful to have her that he feels like he won the lottery. Sounds like she wants a man with a trustfund, 72 hours in his day, and has never been with a woman before. Also, she only wants him for the summer. A man with all that going on, for a temporary fling...
@TheRogueminator
3 ай бұрын
Yes, she must be high on some drugs, I think its "delulu ultra pro max extreme gold edition" 😅
@tanzanitedoingstuff6942
3 ай бұрын
All she gotta say is the 1 and 2, but she just had to go even more delulu
@The_Man_In_Red
3 ай бұрын
It's cause she's a 50 out of 10, clearly. Duh. 🙄🙃
@0Jenna7
3 ай бұрын
W-w-w where time? What time?
@theoboangiu7950
3 ай бұрын
Totally achievable if the full time job is actually a leadership position that only requires like 20 hrs a week
@germanwulf40
3 ай бұрын
So she wants a guy that works 40+ hours per week and then spends most of his free time working out... and still expects him to have time for HER?!?
@Sikorsky1111
3 ай бұрын
I workout a bit over 2 hours a day and work 40+ hours a week along with occasional overtime. That just aint happening.
@TheRogueminator
3 ай бұрын
Damn, thats nice man! I just couldnt do that @@Sikorsky1111
@sub7se7en
3 ай бұрын
@@Sikorsky1111 What do you do for your workouts? Asking for a friend (I'm the friend). I absolutely hate it and always wish it's over as soon as I start.
@Sikorsky1111
3 ай бұрын
@@sub7se7en Weightlifting, calisthenics(bodyweight exercises for strength), sparring, running etc, I alternate on different days and do something different the next week. I hated it too(still do sometimes) but you get used to it.
@sub7se7en
3 ай бұрын
@@Sikorsky1111 Damn that's way more than what I do. I'm mainly doing cardio and light weights. I'm way out of shape due to sedentary living. Can't even walk up the stairs without my heart racing. Recognized the issue so now I'm trying to make up for it. I actually don't mind the weight lifting so much. It's not too bad, but the cardio is absolute torture and I think that's what I need the most. I pray Allah makes it easy on us both.
@KudaXD
3 ай бұрын
"i can't find him" and you never will
@giovannigiorgio2262
3 ай бұрын
lol
@matthewcochran8957
3 ай бұрын
Ma'am if you open your head you'll find him inside there 😅😅
@Gr8Incarnate
3 ай бұрын
Because he doesn't exists
@DRichards705
3 ай бұрын
Of course she can't find him. He's either at work, at the gym, sitting at home watching Netflix on thursdays, or on the road travelling.
@mburke285
3 ай бұрын
Not going to find a guy like that in New York.
@olavisau
3 ай бұрын
I like the "this summer", it implies quickly finding and quickly getting over him. That's just magical.
@tpd1864blake
3 ай бұрын
I guess it’s just the focus on short term relationships vs long term. It sounds like she wants to find somebody to have fun with and then pass up when she’s bored. That makes her less attractive to me because it implies that she is impulsive and rambunctious
@mazz1985
2 ай бұрын
When men have been lookin like their whole adulthoods for that perfect fem, that one cries over one summer ?
@RebrandYourselfFor
Ай бұрын
@@mazz1985 No men is, get help, seriously
@dracojay2596
2 ай бұрын
“A man who grinds” Is that the new way to say rich without being called a gold digger?
@joshuawafer3488
2 ай бұрын
Yep
@dabossman5838
27 күн бұрын
Yes. Other examples include; "ambitious", "go-getter", and "hard worker". Many different ways to say "money"
@neokai9395
14 күн бұрын
What does a grind mean ?
@victorarregnelle8976
7 күн бұрын
I do grind tricks on a skateboard. Do I have a chance?
@JR41N3
Күн бұрын
@@neokai9395 it means to spend a lot of time working hard on something. You can grind at work, in the gym, or in a video game.
@3O2MuStAnG
3 ай бұрын
She wants a: - full time working person who also - spends time texting with her - works out regularly - spends time at house watching Netflix - orders food regularly - travels a lot - and most importantly: Lives for her entertainment rather than for his own quality of life.
@yzma6142
3 ай бұрын
When did she mention texting? She also said LIKES to travel not travels a lot. Tbh this list is very reasonable because I known lots of women like this
@3O2MuStAnG
3 ай бұрын
She said it at 0:54 @@yzma6142
@Strafeyy
3 ай бұрын
The list is delusional, I don't care who you know or what they do for themselves. To expect all this in another person is stupid.
@3O2MuStAnG
3 ай бұрын
@@yzma61420:52
@tedbundywastheultimatechad8400
3 ай бұрын
@@yzma6142💩💩💩💩💩
@misterinadequate3518
3 ай бұрын
"I can't find them"... that's because they see you coming first.
@thatdarnkitteh
3 ай бұрын
[insert RUN meme]
@theepilogue2190
3 ай бұрын
Run Forrest Run!
@yepdontcarebud
3 ай бұрын
Fatality
@jeanp.5929
3 ай бұрын
💀☠🪦
@wesleymouch7498
3 ай бұрын
All that exercise means they have the cardio fitness needed to run away from you fast.
@SciFiGuy72
3 ай бұрын
The Rolling Stones said it best "You can't always get what you want.....but if you try sometimes, you just might get what you need." In this case therapy and a reality check.
@TBIJourney
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Lrd.Osiris
3 ай бұрын
💀🔥💀🔥💀🔥💀
@feoxorus
3 ай бұрын
And maybe 10 minutes in the alley behind the bar where they just met.
@Ironknuckle100
3 ай бұрын
A reality check for a woman like this would phukkin’ bounce. Women ☕️
@PeopleHaveNoGender
3 ай бұрын
@@feoxorusto get knocked up or beat up?
@SHx589
3 ай бұрын
These type of women never for one second think about what kind of woman these kinds of men would want.
@mazz1985
2 ай бұрын
I take gamer fem, that enjoys at home and we would be playin together, i am gamer too, so similar interest in mind. Atleast my request is reasonable.
@chadkent327
4 күн бұрын
@@mazz1985 that’s because what you want doesn’t contradict itself and takes into account your own compatibility with that hypothetical person.
@burpium1767
3 ай бұрын
That's not a man, that's a blue-eyes white dragon in a suit.
@avroarchitect1793
3 ай бұрын
OMG she wants an irl setto kaiba. But without the obsession over the Pharoah.
@oraldouku9593
2 ай бұрын
😂😂
@wingstrongwingstrong
2 ай бұрын
on another planet where the day lasts longer than 24 hours
@joshuawafer3488
2 ай бұрын
So she wants Kaiba from Yugioh
@piercemchugh4509
3 ай бұрын
She got his whole schedule planned out.
@roderickcortez138
3 ай бұрын
LMAO! Right?
@sfd672
3 ай бұрын
And the divorce settlement too!
@Michael39158
3 ай бұрын
Having his whole schedule planned out - That part sounds like a typical wife to me. That’s why you have to learn to say NO before you get married.
@YourMomIsHere8008
3 ай бұрын
It's not learning to say no so much, it's more like learn to put up a fight that's stronger than hers. Ultimately, she'll back down. Otherwise you're a push over man 😂😂 ....a yes man for all intents and purposes
@TheFightingSheep
3 ай бұрын
Eight days a week, plus Catodays!
@AmberLance
3 ай бұрын
....what the fuck is going on with this generation...
@Furywavez
3 ай бұрын
Cant figure that out either
@rooroo9216
3 ай бұрын
Nothing good
@diesel4338
3 ай бұрын
They all 🦆 up
@thelonewolf7443
3 ай бұрын
Immense addiction to social media in general.
@LovecraftianGodsKiller
3 ай бұрын
@@diesel4338Most of Gen Z is. I'm Gen Z (born in the early 2000s) and I HATE what most of Gen z and HATE that I'm associated with it. It absolutely just DISGUSTS me.
@hillandfox3215
3 ай бұрын
I want a man that likes to party. If I hear a girl say she wants to party.... I find someone else
@AnthonySforza
3 ай бұрын
Yea... that right there, is one of the things that has kept me "carrier" free, despite my body count. As I hear something like that and my thought immediately go to "I like to wake up on strangers' beds" and assesss that she's probably someone I'll catch something from.
@swappinqentertainment
3 ай бұрын
Amen.
@amberturdcoloringbook1733
3 ай бұрын
I just want a woman who cooks, cleans, and is Super hot, not asking much.
@unknowingly12
3 ай бұрын
But what is she going to be doing?!?😂
@_agk_
3 ай бұрын
@@AnthonySforzaNot only stds , a women's asset is her sexuality if she has already given that to someone she is literally a secondhand car on sale 😂
@masontrupe9047
2 ай бұрын
Make no mistake: this kind of woman *will* cheat on you either emotionally or physically the moment you stop meeting her expectations and will think she's right to do so.
@jonathanprule
2 ай бұрын
Looking for a man like this “for the summer” sums it all up really
@cd1sm
3 ай бұрын
She wants to win the lottery, and then have her lottery ticket look at her like it won the lottery
3 ай бұрын
Oooh
@jordankhembo4912
3 ай бұрын
Bruhhhhh 😂😭 Im screaming 😱
@RollThatBeautifulBeanFootage
3 ай бұрын
That shit right there bro! 🎯🤌👌
@SA-ey6nt
3 ай бұрын
So ya'll can't even do the most basic sht and call women delusional 😂😂 I don't know 1 woman that doesn't do all of these these but it sounds like ya'll are the delusional ones
@PowerofRock24
3 ай бұрын
Women have watched so many Instagram reels, TikToks and RomComs, they don't even know what real life is anymore.
@LakbobYT
3 ай бұрын
"I'm out" - every dude she's dated
@Just1American1966
3 ай бұрын
..and quite a few she hasn't.
@RadoslavNedyalkov
3 ай бұрын
More like seeing her coming ......raise a hand "Stop .... definitely absolutely NOPE"
@FrankMcHale-bq5qk
2 ай бұрын
No woman worth dating would post a video about what her dream man is. I've never seen a woman post a Tiktok about her standards that actually seemed like she was relationship material. Because women of worth already have a guy who is relationship material. Or they have a quality man in their sights. If a woman posts videos for attention that's already a red flag...on a hill...of other red flags. 😂
@xcoder1122
3 ай бұрын
I want a car with an extremely powerful engine, but which is super fuel-efficient. It should have room for 6 people inside, but must fit into every parking space in the city. I need a very large loading area, but I want a convertible. It shouldn't have any technical bells and whistles, but it should be self-driving and have LCD TVs on all seats. It should look like a luxury car, but it shouldn't cost anything. Oh yes, I only need it this summer. Why the heck can't I find a suitable car?
@edge-climber8540
3 ай бұрын
A Most Excellent Parallel !
@paulreid2223
Ай бұрын
Brilliant analogy !!!👍
@danthemann7
25 күн бұрын
U just have to look harder.
@FishingHI
20 күн бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣
@zed4229
3 ай бұрын
This man died of a Heart Attack in college after a week of Adderall over sleep.
@BigDave423
3 ай бұрын
This woman wants to order the "three husband platter". One to make the money. One to do the various tasks related to keeping the home stable. And one with which to go on vacations. Instead of the "Three Stooges", she wants to find the "Three Simps". Good luck with that. 🙄
@edge-climber8540
3 ай бұрын
Well Said !
@Laotzu.Goldbug
3 ай бұрын
What women want 1. Everything 2. More of everything
@edge-climber8540
3 ай бұрын
3. Access to the Man who has the Everything Above at Any Moment in Time Convenient For Her.
@MarinKarin-dj9pm
3 ай бұрын
They are already privileged but guess what? They want more! Such infantile creatures
@userk2876
2 ай бұрын
Men want Sex women want everything
@Guess_whose_back
2 ай бұрын
He cracked the code
@chrlebrvo
2 ай бұрын
1: Something new 2: something else
@Michael39158
3 ай бұрын
Anybody with a ridiculous list like that will never, ever be satisfied, even if she somehow manages to land someone that checks off every box on that list. She is too immature and clueless to even know what she really wants. May God have mercy on any guy that falls into THAT mess.
@alwynsmit3546
3 ай бұрын
Her list is as long as her red flags
@alphagt62
3 ай бұрын
No one will ever check all boxes, so no matter how great they may be, she’s got a reason to terminate the relationship when she’s bored of him.
@shadow_realm47
3 ай бұрын
Pray for the brother 🙏🏿
@happymaskedguy1943
3 ай бұрын
When I hear someone say ‘likes to travel and party’ I immediately check out. She’s describing an 18 year going to Ibiza.
@dakz9296
3 ай бұрын
Only celebrities or high profile men can do that.
@crptnite
3 ай бұрын
@@dakz9296they're all garbage anyhow. Why would anyone want that?
@zacharyradford5552
3 ай бұрын
One that will slip you something in your drink or pay you to get shit on and I mean literal shit.
@kavindurankoth8597
3 ай бұрын
@@crptnite Sorry, what's wrong with that, if done responsibly?
@avocadodevotee
3 ай бұрын
@@dakz9296they don't want you
@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808
3 ай бұрын
What she doesn't understand is that in order for a man to do all of those things, first and foremost he has to avoid people like her.
@Deucely
2 ай бұрын
Life is a mirror, you must be what you want to have first. Good luck lady on your 78 years of self improvement, we will be rooting for you.
@zxtek4975
3 ай бұрын
She forgot to add a man in finance, 6'5, blue eyes, trust fund🤣
@markysgeeklab8783
3 ай бұрын
Finance? Isn't that the least cool job to have? He should be a yogi or own a chain of coffee shops
@typothetical
3 ай бұрын
@markysgeeklab8783 he's referring to another meme where another lady gave her requirements and people made music remixes out of it
@TheSpectre2300
3 ай бұрын
I read that in that girl's voice
@PowerofRock24
3 ай бұрын
Plot twist: His eyes are blue because he is a white walker. He works in finance because he has no soul... because he is a white walker
@priscillajimenez27
4 күн бұрын
Clearly she doesn't care about that
@ayod0011
3 ай бұрын
If that man does exist by chance, he would still not ever ever ever ever in a billion years want to be with this woman😂
@doates625
3 ай бұрын
In the words of Bo Burnham: "If you want love, lower your expectations a few, because Prince Charming would never settle for you!"
@katiemartin6991
3 ай бұрын
Especially when she has all these criteria for a man but only wants him "for the summer". Sounds like an exhausting theoretical 3 months tbh
@moderngentlemanschool
3 ай бұрын
Technically, I could give her this lifestyle, although I'm very lucky to be able to do that. But not any chance in heck I'd give it to her. My girlfriend is a lot higher quality woman.
@Void-Knull
3 ай бұрын
@@moderngentlemanschoolI'm sure your gf is lovely, but the bar here is incredibly low 😂
@BIGMUSICUNIVERSAL
3 ай бұрын
'Ma'am, this is a Build-A-Bear."
@HishamMahmudinOC
3 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@himmick5438
3 ай бұрын
😂😂
@TeacherTaj
3 ай бұрын
You win 🏆 😂😂😂
@chambersr1176
3 ай бұрын
You're looking for Build-a-slave down the street
@wasabi19821
3 ай бұрын
Love this, especially how he calls her delulu, no bigger truth spoken 😂
@PranavVK4128
2 ай бұрын
I mean until 0:24 it was all fine and normal. After that was when it started to get crazier
@Slingshots8
3 ай бұрын
She’s looking for Santa 🎅 fits the descriptions.
@MixedChick1
3 ай бұрын
lol
@zackcoolman1
3 ай бұрын
Even santa didnt workout
@Re-PhantomZero
3 ай бұрын
I think she might be looking for satan instead 😂.
@sfd672
3 ай бұрын
@@zackcoolman1 lol
@alanm6o9
3 ай бұрын
Close but hes called Satan. These chicks love their daddy satan thats why they will be alone and miserable
@dh8203
3 ай бұрын
She wants an impossible Superman "for this summer", I guess by fall she will need someone who magically has 40 hour days to focus on her just to make up for the clouds and rain.
@trublgrl
3 ай бұрын
Wow, she wants the perfect man, AND she intends to leave him after the summer. If I meet this guy, I'm moving in.
@Zedeezia
3 ай бұрын
I don't know if you would want to move in. What she is describing sounds like a drug dealer or trafficker. 🤣
@trublgrl
3 ай бұрын
@@Zedeezia Human trafficking? That's a deal breaker.
@shadow_realm47
3 ай бұрын
@@Zedeeziayup thats a crack dealer or a basketball player and all 12-15 of the basketball players in NY are wifed up or with multiple baby mamas already.
@abdelwahabdroua2961
19 күн бұрын
You missed the point, it doesn't exist even if he wants to be like this, it will be extremely hard for him to find time to work and grind and have free time to spend with her and workout!!!!
@OscarHanzely
2 ай бұрын
Sad reality is these unrealistic expectations are more common than anybody admits.
@scruffygaming627
3 ай бұрын
The man exists, but the question is: What do YOU have to offer?
@user-bi8ko7kc6h
3 ай бұрын
She wants a man who watches Netflix and does nothing but love travelling, partying and work and still manage to date her on weekdays. 😮
@dakz9296
3 ай бұрын
It does NOT make any sense. Does not compute. HOW can a man travel and party at the same time? Perhaps she wants the man to watch Netflix with her after his shift is over.
@xcoder1122
3 ай бұрын
And how can you do nothing and work out regularly, how can you have a full-time job and still go on late dates during the week, how can you be successful at your job and still stay in during the week? None of that makes any sense.
@dakz9296
3 ай бұрын
@@xcoder1122 Girl logic. Girl math. This girl does NOT know how time consuming a full time job AND traveling is.
@slampest
3 ай бұрын
@@dakz9296its not at the same time. She wants someone who likes to go out travelling, but other times(probably most of the time), likes to chill at home and watch netflix. She basically just described a guy that isnt so lazy that outdoor activites are a no-go, likes to work out and takes his job seriously.
@altechelghanforever9906
3 ай бұрын
@@slampest Yet also works enough to where he can support both of them, meaning the job he has will consist of at least 48 hours per week with high probability of overtime. Those jobs are not sustainable with a "netflix and chill, laze around on the weekdays" lifestyle.
@rabronin
3 ай бұрын
"He won the lottery with me." 🤣🤣🤣
@miffedcuttlefish6139
3 ай бұрын
A bootleg lottery
@evilsharkey8954
3 ай бұрын
Remember, winning a dollar is still technically “winning the lottery”.
@dantealighieri1265
3 ай бұрын
I really wanna ask what she brings to the table besides existing and breathing xD
@Gaze73
3 ай бұрын
@@dantealighieri1265 the black hole, value $1000000000
@iellettbrenn1010
3 ай бұрын
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, I believe.
@jon-kd5st
3 ай бұрын
Even if he's under 6 feet, married and over 50 the chances of her finding this type of guy is .0005
@melchisedekj
3 ай бұрын
add 12 more zeros.
@RusticRonnie
3 ай бұрын
Its literally zero since its way yo specific… and some of the traits are actually opposites. And if somehow this man did exist… ge would 100% be dating exclusively models and famous women
@SS-yj2le
3 ай бұрын
Ideal height for honest surveys finds 5 “11 to be ideal and the most swiped height on a certain dating app is 5 “8. Height isn’t really that important to most women. It is if it is super apparent like 5”5 or 6”9 and even then, many women have no issue dating these types of men with many even preferring giants and smaller men. Even for those with height requirements, many overlook it if the man is simply taller than them or even becomes taller with shoes on or reaches their same height with shoes on. Some 50 plus guys also age very well along with some women.
@grondhero
3 ай бұрын
She wants comic book Batman. A billionaire who's in charge of his business in the daytime and fighting crime at night and somehow has a reputation as a playboy.
@FairyRat
3 ай бұрын
Above 6 feet is like 5% of male population, she's dropping them percents faster than I can count. 8 billion people are nothing in the face of those odds.
@anber4129
3 ай бұрын
I think the issue is that women are always told “not to settle” or “men don’t change” ect. Compromising is part of a healthy relationship (imo). That means compromising your wants as well. It is important to look at what you want and also to look at which of these you can compromise! It is also important to realize you may end up compromising in more ways than you intended to, originally, but you will also gain more closeness to your partner as well as an opportunity to grow as a person. Nobody is perfect and that is okay! ☺️ Learn to grow together.
@CowboyLuigi
25 күн бұрын
My guess is also the fear of just being treated like a slave by your partner (which is what she's trying to do with her dream man. She wants to be a housewife without the wife part) and she's likely broke or not rich enough to party. The essential Ivy Girl in the making.
@abdelwahabdroua2961
19 күн бұрын
It's not about compromising, a man who works this hard to make a lot of money who also has a lot of free time doesn't exist. Neither man nor woman can do this!!! 😂😂😂😂
@NRPax
Ай бұрын
And if by some miracle she found that man, she'd break up with him and then complain about it on social media.
@MostlyHarmlessNebr-gb6di
3 ай бұрын
"For this summer" == "Even if I land Mr. Perfect Contradictions, I'm inevitably going to be tired of him and looking to cheat with some drug dealer that has more free time to give me attention by early September"
@marklittle8805
3 ай бұрын
Ya, exactly. Women that get it all in one guy get bored
@Zedeezia
3 ай бұрын
🚩 1:12 this part actually makes it way worse... "for this summer" *She is a walking talking Red Flag* 🚩
@Osama_2307
3 ай бұрын
On behalf of men everywhere, we pass. ☠️
@alanm6o9
3 ай бұрын
We run
@Gr8Incarnate
3 ай бұрын
@@alanm6o9 hit and run
@alwynsmit3546
3 ай бұрын
@@Gr8Incarnateno, don't hit, just run
@alarriag1
3 ай бұрын
I bet you that if she could find such a man a few weeks later she would dump him because he’s “insufferable”.
@Avrelivs_Gold
23 күн бұрын
She would cheat with a trashman... She would say his D was too small and he didn't care about her "feelings" enough...
@nerdface1087
2 ай бұрын
I understand she feels like she's high value and deserves a high value man, but if you expect him to spend time at work and gym, while also having enough time to randomly set up dates and travels and so on... I don't think she really know's what she wants. A guy can't do it all. No one's perfect.
@BobfromSydney
3 ай бұрын
"But it sounds exhausting coming from you" 💯📣 Say it brother! 😂
@BingoBangoBongoBOOM
3 ай бұрын
ALL he gets in return is a woman who makes demands and critiques his behavior and interests. She is looking for this imaginary man, but she should focus on self-awareness, and why so many men are AVOIDING her...
@JustaNobody-j8x
3 ай бұрын
Such expectations are just meaningless constructs. Whether these traits are balanced or not, they hold no significance in the grand scheme of things.
@francescozappa5915
3 ай бұрын
Exactly.
@joshuadelgado52
3 ай бұрын
She probably had a man like this once but he had lots of others opinions and ghosted her 😂
@spocklover110
3 ай бұрын
@@joshuadelgado52 Did you mean options or opinions?
@PowerofRock24
3 ай бұрын
Damn, even Nietzsche raised from the dead to roast this woman!
@DV_yrme
2 ай бұрын
I love the host's reaction. He's the best of all! 😂😅
@tc102167
2 ай бұрын
It’s amazing because all these women have a super long list of what they want and not a single line item around what they have to offer! Oh that’s right, her presence!
@dakz9296
3 ай бұрын
Her list consists of wanting a man who... -has a job -works out -is a foodie -likes to have fun -balanced lifestyle -likes to party -likes to travel In short, she wants a man who is working, grinding, partying, AND traveling all at the same time. The man has to stay in on Thursday and randomly texts her on a Tuesday. Talk about unrealistic expectations. I blame Instagram for this.
@Zedeezia
3 ай бұрын
So she is either looking for a content creator reviewing bars/restaurants/clubs that is successful or a drug dealer/trafficker. Most likely the latter as she brings zero to the table.
@owendejong9711
3 ай бұрын
All of her listed things are easily achievable by the average person on a weekly basis, and for travel on a yearly or seasonal basis. Its not unrealistic
@elsinaattheworkshop
3 ай бұрын
@@owendejong9711 Did you even listen to her? How can you work, grind, travel, relax, work out, eat-out a lot, do absolutely nothing and also spend money on dates with you all at the same time and yet have a balanced lifestyle? That is a choked up lifestyle already, also it seems you missed the part where she said "for the summer", so travelling few times is out of the picture. Also she literally has his weekly schedule planned out for him even tho she hasn't even met him. To expect to find a man who automatically does everything on the list while following your weekly schedule IS unrealistic.
@owendejong9711
3 ай бұрын
@@elsinaattheworkshop I did watch the video yes, and AM living that lifestyle. Actually my coming weeks are already more full and I would only have time for Netflix on tuesdays. We can take dancing lessons together though I think and just go to the festivals together.
@grondhero
3 ай бұрын
*Her:* Randomly text me on Tuesdays! *Him:* Wouldn't that be structured? *Her:* Don't text me the same time each Tuesday. Duh!
@woody8577
3 ай бұрын
That relationship would be much too complicated for my liking.
@journeyoflife9159
3 ай бұрын
What relationship? Unless you manipulate time or can produce doppelganger it's impossible to do. You can't grind and party and workout and travel and still have time 4 days a week.
@woody8577
3 ай бұрын
@@journeyoflife9159 Maybe she’ll luck out and find a time traveler.
@dakz9296
3 ай бұрын
@@journeyoflife9159 Traveling AND partying at the same time? Where did she get the idea that this is possible? How can a man travel while working a full time job (unless he has to travel for work)?
@journeyoflife9159
3 ай бұрын
@@dakz9296 that's why she is called out xD and he has to workout too like he has to have like 80 hours a day since he also watches TV and rests xD but he will only be a summerfling 😂😂😂 like yeah he might be Superman but that's only worth as a summerfling
@g.w.7893
3 ай бұрын
too*
@kurtwaldheim4048
3 ай бұрын
The real question is, why would such a man want HER?
@JoeOvercoat
3 ай бұрын
Won her in a charity lottery, and felt obligated to let it play out.
@LprnKy
2 ай бұрын
because dadi calls her princess
@redflag4255
2 ай бұрын
On top of all that she wants to be cherished as the jackpot prize.
@chasewinge251
Ай бұрын
The common theme here is that these ladies are delulu Disney land princesse, but even in those movies, the princess can do more than most modern ppl today, lol
@tarnpirlane6792
Ай бұрын
“He likes to pay for everything”.
@bringit3164
3 ай бұрын
The Wall: "I'll be there for you"!
@Jadty
3 ай бұрын
Based.
@R00k81
3 ай бұрын
Savage.
@lammal412
3 ай бұрын
"When the rain starts to fall..."
@jamesjones5111
3 ай бұрын
I'm so glad women put videos like this out there. If the man of her dreams saw this video...🤣🤣🤣
@SEMICHUCK
3 ай бұрын
Ego kills the soul. ☠️
@Alias3141
3 ай бұрын
Lots of people don't know what they want. They feel like they should, so they try to seem like they do, but really, they're waiting for someone to come along and show/tell them. Goes beyond romance, too. I don't know what I want out of my work life.
@JobsHorn
15 күн бұрын
During my 20's, I used to think, why older men divorced a beautiful wife. 😂😂😂, Now in 40s I see why men think different and leave me alone. 😅😅😂
@billyc6678
3 ай бұрын
If you opened up your head, you would find him in there. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chrisonaldo0936
3 ай бұрын
I would say you will find Nothing 😅
@HighSierra1500
3 ай бұрын
You would find a ton of Delulu!
@el-ob5sn
3 ай бұрын
The most underrated comment
@gregorygant4242
3 ай бұрын
Or if she opened up her legs she would get lots of men just not the one living in The Matrix she wants !
@richardd3367
3 ай бұрын
... standing amidst the howling swirl of insanity that *Hell itself* KICKED OUT, to become the Pandemonium in Limbo...
@helenetrstrup4817
3 ай бұрын
I know they say there's someone out there for everyone, but Jeeesus.
@TheRogueminator
3 ай бұрын
Christ on a motorbike!
@JimiJames528
3 ай бұрын
You're saying relax and do nothing, but it sounds exhausting coming from you. That's was hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@9686-n3l
2 ай бұрын
This generation of completely unaware women speaking into a phone like anyone gives a fuck has gone too far
@NLTops
3 ай бұрын
"Where is that man?" I shouted the exact same answer you did Maxim.
@Christodoulosts
3 ай бұрын
People like this are not happy and they will never be! The saddest part is that they won’t even realise it
@CowboyLuigi
25 күн бұрын
Hmm, I think I've met women like her. They usually want a means to escape because their current life is shit. Abusive family, shitty living quarters, lack of job availability, etc. etc. Or she could be lazy as fuck, who knows? All I know is that she isn't worth anything, not even for the loins she might want to give to her dream man as a "reward" for his work.
@GlatzeMetzger
3 ай бұрын
0:46 she's already doing nuthing to get this delulu man
@bobfg3130
3 ай бұрын
I knew a guy that had a full-time job and worked out. He worked out 2-3 times a week, 2 hours each time but pushed himself in those 2 h. He had a family. He went out to the park with his family on weekends. She can find these guys but she HAS to be a catch. She doesn't look like it.
@obnoxiaaeristokles3872
3 ай бұрын
But did he travel a lot and go on parties and stayed at home on Thursdays?
@dymoure
3 ай бұрын
People love to complain about modern dating whatever chance they get, but to be completely honest, I have to admit… this man is me. It’s not really that hard to fit this mold, honestly. I don’t know why people are complaining. The only thing I don’t like that much is partying. Well, I like parties, but I don’t like clubs. And there’s no way to know the lottery with this girl because that’s a hypothetical I’d only know if we were dating. But aside from those two iffy things? Literally me. This type of man isn’t rare, it’s just that we have standards. Too bad I moved back home from New York last year. 🤷♂️ Usually… women complaining about how they can’t find men just want attention, though. So I’d probably go on one date with her but something tells me she’s not my type. You know where men like us are? Working on ourselves and meeting people who spend their time off of TikTok and Instagram. Just being real. 🙃
@shadow_realm47
3 ай бұрын
The partying bit is a red flag😅 The woman sounds exhausting and emotionally draining 😂 I'd rather spend time alone on my boat or bike.
@dymoure
3 ай бұрын
@@shadow_realm47 Yeah… you right. What’s funny is that between the time of me writing this comment and right now is that I met someone. So… hope that gives everyone some hope. :)
@shadow_realm47
3 ай бұрын
@@dymoure 🙏🏿
@edge-climber8540
3 ай бұрын
But Then, You're Superman, Remember? That's Your Chosen Avatar.
@dymoure
3 ай бұрын
@@edge-climber8540 (Insert David Bowie’s “Starman” here)
@danielfilippov7354
3 ай бұрын
"I can't find him". We believe you.
@mattyb1624
3 ай бұрын
"I'm looking for a man for that for this summer"... then ditch him. So entitled.
@6em974
3 ай бұрын
“You’re saying relax and do nothing but it sounds exhausting coming from you 💀”
@4sanity136
3 ай бұрын
"Practice 40 hours a day!" -Twoset Violin
@mmitak
2 ай бұрын
My wife and I have very different expectations (she is not far from this girl, and if I'm working all day and then taking care of the kids for a few hours - I'm done, I just wanna be left alone), and are splitting up. You know what? I can't say it's her fault. I've known it's like this for years. Be honest with yourself, and don't avoid the conflict, and don't blame her. She may be demanding, yeah, but maybe she is honest about it. When you see things will not work out, do something. Blaming others will not help you. I hope someone can benefit from my mistakes.
@vinazbro
3 ай бұрын
Women who dont get loved as a child put this burden of expectation on their partners.
@KaelynRuth
3 ай бұрын
Wow. What the heck is wrong with women these days. I’m 19, and I have the most perfect man ever, and he meets none of her standards. Except the last one. He really does look at me every day like he won the lottery, and I see him the same way. We’re so happy to be married to one another, and I’m so proud of my hard working husband who also manages to stay fit and plan the best dates for us. That woman needs to learn to be content with a man who only makes enough money, only works out to be fit rather than ripped, and only has the time or the money to have date nights that are cups of tea shared at home or walks in the park. A man who loves you and your children more than anything is of far greater value than riches, abs, and weekends away. Poor girl is gonna be unhappy forever if she doesn’t change herself
@mattb8412
3 ай бұрын
It’s people in general and it’s always been bad. I was hanging crap on a work mate recently who described his perfect woman as basically a virgin with the bedroom skills of a professional lady of the night, will stay home and care for the house/kids but somehow have a steady income, spend every day at the gym to maintain a perfect body and to top it all off, have no friends or family to distract her. He says I make it sound worse that it is.
@Pithisius
3 ай бұрын
Married at 19?
@KaelynRuth
3 ай бұрын
@@Pithisius Yes sir, as it should be. Young marriage offers so many benefits, and life is beautiful this way. No wasted fertile years, no heartbreak from years and years of past failed relationships, and our whole life ahead of us to enjoy one another both in the strength of youth and in the grace of age.
@RominiyiOmodona
3 ай бұрын
@@KaelynRuthso lucky hope, your marriage is filled with joy and laughter forever. 😊
@Propane_Acccessories
3 ай бұрын
@@KaelynRuthMore people are adopting this mindset. You are not alone. I got married to my wife at 27 and even then, people told me it was too early. Our world is broken but people like you can change it.
@logic.and.reasoning
3 ай бұрын
Lol. I did these things for years. I was told "what? No. Im not getting ready now" when being spontaneous. I was told i was never home from my family specialist mechanical and engineering business. Then i went home earlier, to be told later i wasnt making enough (i was smart enough to keep a separate stash of cash, hoping to surprise her when we started building our house) so i worked from 7am to 5.30pm, went home and helped her with dinner, kids, washing up. After she went to bed, I'd go back to work (lived close) and work till midnight or so. Shower at work and go home. I tried date nights, organising ours boys babysitting etc. I took her on holiday to North Queensland, 2 nights in a resort, camping for 4 days on Fraser Island, then one day back at the resorts sub penthouse. We hadn't holidayed in a few years, so i went all out... as i had listened to what she wanted and looked forward to. I even managed to time it with our best friends to meet up at the resort on the last day/night. SO....... She complained as we drove up because i had camping gear and she thought we were ONLY camping for the entire trip. I didn't want to spoil the surprise, so i just tried to tell her i had it planned. We arrived. She forgot a bag. World ending calamity ensues, even though we are in an apartment above the main street and i hand her hundreds to go buy whatever she forgot and more. Long story...I'll end it with... NEVER, EVER, EVER GET MARRIED OR HAVE KIDS. 😅😅😅😅😅😅
@briannaalfaro2104
3 ай бұрын
I'm sorry she didn't seem to appreciate you and all you did to try to make her happy. Some people just don't know how good they have it. You deserve better. Being single is ok. You only have yourself to worry about when it comes to being happy.
@adrikfyodor9524
3 ай бұрын
damn i feel for u, all i can learn from this is never ever go near an ungrateful bi*h, not just relationships but friendships too, i felt unappreciated for a very long time among friends until i switched some people and basically ghosted them, i hope u find true happiness in ur life and never even go near ungrateful people like who u mentioned ❤
@sceptic2061
3 ай бұрын
Sounds like he is a magician that is able to bend the space and time continuum itself and make 72hrs/day instead of 24hrs/day. 🗿
@Misiogry
3 ай бұрын
"Delulu is stron in this one." Love you Dude ❤ 😂
@samuelbecker1968
3 ай бұрын
Misogyny isn’t irrational, it comes from how women act
@ohmygosh6176
3 ай бұрын
They need to play this video to every Western woman 😂
@miffedcuttlefish6139
3 ай бұрын
Sure, but some of us Western women can see the crazy in her fkn eyes." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@PandaSketch42
3 ай бұрын
They would ask, "what's wrong with her list?"
@moabman6803
3 ай бұрын
Work is 10 to 12 hours a day with travel. Workout is another 2 hours. You gotta eat so there is another 90 minutes. I have yet to mow the grass, do laundry, fix cars etc.
@shadow_realm47
3 ай бұрын
And if you're really wealthy you gotta work Saturdays and some Sundays too! Cus you'll have to do accounts budget meetings and taxes on those days. And even if you aren't rich you should spend that time in your side hustle or read books.
@vincentgeter8195
3 ай бұрын
Ma'am you described my uncle but he is already married to a rich Asian woman
@hamizannaruto
3 ай бұрын
If he is that based, he might as he well get a rich woman too. Asian as bonus
@vincentgeter8195
3 ай бұрын
@@hamizannaruto yeah he is a chemical engineer at Exxon Mobil he even gave me a tour
@MixedChick1
3 ай бұрын
LOL
@andycarollsuarez
3 ай бұрын
Your uncle managed to get 36 hours in a 24 hour day?
@cattysplat
3 ай бұрын
Bo Burnam was right about modern love expectations only existing in their mind, they are simply not real.
@SDRIFTERAbdlmounaim
3 ай бұрын
Caturday is always a busy day for me 😢
@paulharsh78
3 ай бұрын
“I’m out.”
@weedwhisperer6767
3 ай бұрын
She’s not looking for one, but multiple. Problem solved
@dakz9296
3 ай бұрын
She thinks the man can clock out just like that so he can make time for her. She has NO idea how time consuming traveling, grinding, and working are.
@Michael39158
3 ай бұрын
She probably will end up with multitudes. First men, then cats.
@Holycryptonite47
3 ай бұрын
She has a better success of applying this timetable to herself than trying to find a guy who does this.
@edge-climber8540
3 ай бұрын
"The Delulu is Too Strong in This One..." 😳 A Perfect Summary Comment of the Video Presenter.
@shashikantnipanikar860
Ай бұрын
Don't get arrested for that immature girl, society needs you 😅
@laurenw.8178
3 ай бұрын
“If I say what I am thinking, I will be arrested. I’m out!” 😂😂
@Taigokumaru
3 ай бұрын
Someone tell her to check her friend zone. Can almost guarantee her future husband is there.
@Saixjacket
3 ай бұрын
Went on a date with a chick who couldn’t stop talking about her disc golf club which is like all dudes. Went nowhere, she was probably divorced from one of them 😂
@apexghost1294
3 ай бұрын
There’s 168 hours in a week. - 40 hours for work leaves 128 hours. -56 hours for sleep is 72 hours. (Depending on workout schedule, and assuming she wants a “built” man with a 6-pack etc) we’ll say 2 hours a day with one rest day, so 12 hours. That’s 60 hours left over assuming we’re on a perfect schedule with no driving time or any other activity spread throughout the week. No grocery store or anything. This is also assuming she does absolutely nothing but exist for her man. Assuming that Sunday is absolutely free, that’s 16 hours between sleep cycles. Saturday has 14 hours. And every other day has 6 hours. And she wants someone who wants to party on the weekends? So we’ll say the weekends are basically empty otherwise, because we know she isn’t a church woman. So she wants to party for approximately 30 hours on weekends(still not including driving time and other…factors). And by party, it probably means clubbing and shaking her a$$ for other men. No hard working man wants his woman shaking her parts at other men for 30 hours. And the 6 hours available per weekday? Guess he’ll sit there for her for those 30 hours doing nothing with his life no entertainment for himself or anything.
@yudodis
3 ай бұрын
I can smell the stench of cats in this one's near future 🐈
@jacemiller2593
3 ай бұрын
Yes, Sir. That house is gunna REEK of cat stench. 🤢🤮
@bracebrooks967
3 ай бұрын
Perhaps she'll finally get the guy she wants when she broadcasts what she's going to do to make him happy in return, and not just one thing. With it being posted online it can be used against her if she refuses to fulfill that promise. Us guys already know we're under pressure to provide for the women we date. So we need to be made happy in from the girlfriends/wives as well.
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