I like how there’s no second headline like “what I saw will haunt me” or “I wish I didn’t.” Just the idea of going is scary
@jun533
3 жыл бұрын
Worded perfectly
@dextermorgan1
3 жыл бұрын
Just more proof flerfs are idiots...
@siegpasta
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao I kina laughed when I saw the title ngl
@comraderaichu6940
3 жыл бұрын
I'm happy there's no second part to the title, too. I hate when people do that. I've started skipping stories with titles like that because it annoys me.
@BULLTRONHERO
3 жыл бұрын
Right. And thank god there wasn't any list of strange rules.
@zedchan9768
3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: why womens jeans should have pockets
@Questionablexfun
3 жыл бұрын
WORD
@somerandomguy4240
3 жыл бұрын
@@ChristopherStrider I mean, you don't have to. You can just choose to wear something with pockets.
@sirrenn1936
3 жыл бұрын
Women's jeans do have pockets.
@sirrenn1936
3 жыл бұрын
@@ChristopherStrider I am a woman, my jeans have roomy pockets.
@seancarter8396
3 жыл бұрын
I mean most women I know do complain about pockets in their pants.
@rakisderra8095
3 жыл бұрын
"I went to a Flat Earth convention" Yea, that must be hella creepy...
@catgirl8010
3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao the stupidity of the flat earthers must be brain damaging tbh😂
@lunaticcultist4185
3 жыл бұрын
Early
@lunaticcultist4185
3 жыл бұрын
Early
@pokemonjjetv4091
3 жыл бұрын
I was going to say the same thing. The title is scary enough
@MsTinkerbelle87
3 жыл бұрын
It would be hilarious
@Shaphat
3 жыл бұрын
I hate jeans with fake pockets, it's a pain not having where to place stuff
@kociarzultimate384
3 жыл бұрын
The real terror
@average_titanfall_2_enjoyer
3 жыл бұрын
lol yeah
@8MoneyIzmyMission8
3 жыл бұрын
Pockets? Some of yalls jeans are so tight, how could you fit a dollar let alone a marble in them?
@UgetTheMemo
Ай бұрын
That's funny you mentioned that. We had a creepy uncle growing up and we nicknamed him Uncle Nopockets.
@Jonathan_Davis66
3 жыл бұрын
I’m always impressed with the quality of the material. Hollywood writers should be taking notes.
@AndrewNajash
3 жыл бұрын
I see the title fits the genre of one sentence horror stories
@JamesHawkeYouTube
3 жыл бұрын
Prove you're on a ball big boy.
@js5791
3 жыл бұрын
James Hawke well why would we not? What’s the point? Throughout all of history the earth was a sphere do you know how many people would have to lie to keep this strange “secret” possibly setting back science hundreds of years just to fool everyone into thinking they’re on a ball and not a flat circle moving upwards for whatever the fucking reason oh and that’s another thing gravity why is it that a bowling ball feels heavier than a tennis ball? Well a tennis ball is usually filled with air but a bowling ball is usually solid all the way through therefore the bowling ball has a greater mass and gravitational pull with the earth what’s the flat earth reason for weight and gravity? See nothing prove to me you’re on a flat earth
@AbrahamLincoln4
3 жыл бұрын
No matter what kind of scary twist this story has, Going to a Flat Earth convention is horrifying in General.
@anaraschulz9814
3 жыл бұрын
I see you everywhere man
@shaiffrittervan9771
3 жыл бұрын
Hey abraham lincoln, we just met, how did you become president?
@martialhero9544
3 жыл бұрын
Abraham Lincoln once again speaking straight up facts!
@camelxravennova
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@dirkdiggler0372
3 жыл бұрын
All those people in Australia spinning at a thousand mph whilst walking about upside down agree. mind control is easy on the brain dead!
@alrighty6898
3 жыл бұрын
I went to a flat earth convention..im now convinced the earth is round
@JamesHawkeYouTube
3 жыл бұрын
Prove it. Point to the round part you believe in.
@js5791
3 жыл бұрын
James Hawke brooooo you’re a fucking beaaaaaaan
@greenwitchinc.1682
3 жыл бұрын
@@JamesHawkeKZitem hahaha! Please tell me you're joking. 😅
@alphamale4182
3 жыл бұрын
They can be both round and flat like an Oreo
@greenwitchinc.1682
3 жыл бұрын
@@alphamale4182 Mmmm. Oreos...
@michaelh9649
3 жыл бұрын
Anna: Well, we have never tried going two at a time, but it seems like a good idea to experiment with it on a first timer. Anna: Well, this is the first time we have done this, and the grass is moving with us like it never has before, but I’m sure they can’t see us. Anna: Well, that giant bear-ox is looking right at us, but it’s never been a problem before, so I’m sure it’s fine. Anna: This marble is our precious lifeline and way back home, and if we’re not touching it at exactly the right time, we’ll probably be lost forever. I’m going to put mine on the ground. I think Anna’s a bit dim. Or maybe just an optimist.
@Hrb3968
3 жыл бұрын
When she set the marble on the ground instead of sticking it in her bra is where they lost me. Like no woman does that
@EzeICE
2 жыл бұрын
@@Hrb3968 A woman would most definitely do just that. Lol
@Demonhead1
Жыл бұрын
yep.. she is not the sharpest tool in the shed lol
@alireyes4219
3 жыл бұрын
The fact that flat earthers convention is a creepy pasta has me💀☠.
@natalyst
3 жыл бұрын
you're a pirate?
@anastasiamitchell7719
3 жыл бұрын
My bf and I put this on to fall asleep to and creeps had to choose Anastasia out of all names 😂
@submonger8141
3 жыл бұрын
That's happened to me quite a bit as well. Always makes me double back awkwardly.
@raidencervantes153
3 жыл бұрын
He didn't choose the name the author did
@submonger8141
3 жыл бұрын
@@raidencervantes153 we know buddy. That's called a coincidence
@shelbyrussell1552
3 жыл бұрын
@@submonger8141 honestly noo e fucking cares buddy
@macattack14778
3 жыл бұрын
The Earth is Rectangle shape. After months of smoking and watching KZitem, I've finally figured it out.
@arandomcowjustchilling4237
3 жыл бұрын
No no, it’s a rhombodecahedron. I smoked 10 pounds of crack so I know I’m right
@highatlastdabs8000
3 жыл бұрын
@@arandomcowjustchilling4237 well I took molly and ecstasy all day and smoked weed all night and I can say for certain that the earth is a tetrahedron
@Kingdeathtrooper
3 жыл бұрын
FOOLS! The Earth isn't real.
@LadiiWisdom
3 жыл бұрын
I smoked some peyote and saw that we are actually living on clouds.
@thegheymantis8702
3 жыл бұрын
I smoked some parmesan cheese and I forgot what we're talking about.
@gniepark4441
3 жыл бұрын
The picture reminds me of Deoxys somehow
@jorden9821
3 жыл бұрын
Yesssss
@YUN6_V3NUZ
3 жыл бұрын
same 😳
@blackomega2526
3 жыл бұрын
yep thought the same
@KosmicKat396
3 жыл бұрын
I mean, it makes sense
@pokexplayer3090
3 жыл бұрын
🤯 after you said it 👀
@susanstrother1181
3 жыл бұрын
"Gingerly" -the new favorite creepypasta adjective.
@theconfusedvampire
3 жыл бұрын
Lol "new"? You need to read more. 😅
@logicalwren8061
3 жыл бұрын
@@theconfusedvampire Not really Before it was "hyperealistic"
@CerealExperimentsMizuki
3 жыл бұрын
Susan Susan Susan Susan sunans Duan snsiaansns asinsa sinsian sunuan nusnasnusnainsianaisnqisnqusnausnausnausansusnausnausjausja suanas suana sauana suanansuanaa snsuanans ajuaqna ajuaana anauana
@susanstrother1181
3 жыл бұрын
@@theconfusedvampire lol I meant the ones he's reading lately have the word "gingerly" in them several times. It's funny
@sleat
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's because gingers are so creepy.
@MrJustonemorevoice
3 жыл бұрын
"I went to a flat earth convention, and realized all these people were allowed to vote"
@MamaLauren523
3 жыл бұрын
😳...🤯...😱...😫
@winstonwins1096
4 ай бұрын
Can't be any worse than the geniuses who elected the last few presidents.
@theily1724
3 жыл бұрын
Flat Earthers are maybe a lot more three-dimensional than we give them credit for.
@stopntrafficinmyrastahat5107
3 жыл бұрын
Its flat
@theily1724
3 жыл бұрын
@@stopntrafficinmyrastahat5107 Yeah, I know my joke’s a little flat. I made it in a hurry. I’ll put more thought into my humor next time.
@Nikotov3
3 жыл бұрын
So the giant oxen thing went into her body lmao. Probably took so long because it's so huge.
@theconfusedvampire
3 жыл бұрын
This title is the scariest one I've ever seen. 😨
@JohnSmith-mj1eb
3 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t help but laugh
@CerealExperimentsMizuki
3 жыл бұрын
Even Ren men gen dem nem
@sheriffarchon
3 жыл бұрын
All I have to say is this; "Oh dear."
@lunaticcultist4185
3 жыл бұрын
Early
@NEMOfishZ92
3 жыл бұрын
Damn it's annoying that he called the flat earth a theory At best it's a hypothesis and I would hesitate to even call it that A theory has evidence
@danschrute5646
3 жыл бұрын
No it’s not a hypothesis either, a hypothesis is an “educated guess,” and i think all flat earthers are sharing the same brain cell and have no education whatsoever
@jacobharris5894
3 жыл бұрын
It was a theory a few hundred years ago.
@TiffanyStarrxxx
3 жыл бұрын
Title of the next Creepypasta: I went into the candy shop. They let me lick the lollipop...
@Questionablexfun
3 жыл бұрын
I just laughed so hard🤣🤣🤣
@santoss5807
3 жыл бұрын
Lick them "lollipop" :)))
@proto505
3 жыл бұрын
Alright so...what I'm getting at, the core message of this pasta is that.........Fake jean pockets are literally the worst and the fashion industry should be ashamed of itself for creating such a concept.
@sirstupid1184
3 жыл бұрын
he lost so many brain cells he couldnt finish the title
@mitchelltheawesome1
3 жыл бұрын
I know the Earth isn't flat; but I would love to go to a convention. Getting into the mind-frame of these people and trying to understand their reasoning would be really interesting.
@thegheymantis8702
3 жыл бұрын
Theres no shortage of videos online.
@mitchelltheawesome1
3 жыл бұрын
@@thegheymantis8702 I kinda meant like a 1-on-1 conversation with them. Hearing them speak about it to someone is one thing, but being able to inquire and investigate in person is another.
@keijioza3479
3 жыл бұрын
@@mitchelltheawesome1 it is very interesting how people come up with a very bizzare unexplainable fiction that they believe exist... indeed
@saroushen
3 жыл бұрын
Woah, that does sound like a scary story! 😫
@lunaticcultist4185
3 жыл бұрын
Early
@BanishedSilentShadow3318
3 жыл бұрын
"I went to a flat earth convention" Where there's your problem, they'll eat you alive the moment you say it's round
@alexandrtrotyev6023
3 жыл бұрын
Anastasia and Anna are two different names in Russia. The short form for this name is Nastya
@Saddiscovery
3 жыл бұрын
@@BULLTRONHERO the story literally starts with mentioning of a location “ southern Russia”
@brndy79
3 жыл бұрын
@@BULLTRONHERO literally the first sentence is: "I live in a small, rural town in southern Russia."
@omarrodriguez9606
3 жыл бұрын
@@BULLTRONHERO your woman’s name is irrelevant.
@mchobbit2951
3 жыл бұрын
@@BULLTRONHERO Is your "woman" a Russian living in Russia? No? Then it doesn't matter what SHE goes by. In Russia, Anna is not even a nickname, but a full name that usually has the nickname of Anya. Shortening Anastasia to Ana is what an English speaker would do but not very authentic if you want to set your story in Russia. And you can shorter Alexandr to a whole bunch of things...but Xandr is not one of them.
@NW-sm8xq
3 жыл бұрын
Similar to the lucid dreaming "don't touch the water" creepypasta
@SweetLilWren
3 жыл бұрын
I watched the second half with my mouth hanging a gape right till the last second!! Intense story, and your narration is THEE best by far! I love the way you *pop* certain letters n sounds! Sometimes I will not have liked the story, but your voice,, mannerisms, and pacing all make for wonderful storytelling ❤️
@unwaveringdiscipline5489
3 жыл бұрын
This definitely sounds like a daunting situation
@madlad3414
3 жыл бұрын
The title is bone chilling already 💀 I can’t imagine the horror
@GabrielGabster
3 жыл бұрын
Off topic, but I love your profile pic!
@madlad3414
3 жыл бұрын
@@GabrielGabster thank you so much! I drew it a few years back haha 💕
@notbill202
3 жыл бұрын
Oh god… Not them! Anyone but the Flat Ear-
@moonkandiie2273
3 жыл бұрын
Just being surrounded by flat-eartheners makes me shake in my boots
@joshlewis5065
3 жыл бұрын
Mistakes made: Having a crush Going to a flat earth convention
@billyjackson3844
3 жыл бұрын
Amen
@Furzkampfbomber
3 жыл бұрын
Especially a crush as dim as this girl.
@joshlewis5065
3 жыл бұрын
@@Furzkampfbomber yeah she's not a bright one
@Furzkampfbomber
3 жыл бұрын
@@joshlewis5065 Dim, but not forgotten. :D
@Anna-bx2cp
3 жыл бұрын
CreepsMcPasta, when I was 15 I had a dream you hugged me. I'm 20 years old now. You'll always have a special place in my heart.
@richylal1974
3 жыл бұрын
I hope you're okay
@hyd3n376
3 жыл бұрын
There's nothing scarier than flat earthers
@roul4842
3 жыл бұрын
My name is Anastasia and when he said my name it lowkey scared the crap out of me for a second-- EDIT: And my dad's name is Alexei...
@jaydenlobbe7911
3 жыл бұрын
Anna: We'll return as long as we have these Marbles Me waiting for that Chekhov's gun to fire:
@Kb-gh2rk
3 ай бұрын
That thing went off so hard it knocked itself right of the wall it was hanging on. Yowza
@RyllenKriel
3 жыл бұрын
I enjoy the irony of flat earthers using round magic marbles to travel to a new dimension.
@vedanshsingh5251
3 жыл бұрын
I've meditated for half-an-hour and I know for a fact that Earth is a planet.
@littledarkage4182
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine making fun of a flat earther and they say "take him to the edge"
@Giggles_iJest
3 жыл бұрын
*reads title* Whatever happens... it’s on you, bud
@lunaticcultist4185
3 жыл бұрын
Early
@lunaticcultist4185
3 жыл бұрын
Early
@lunaticcultist4185
3 жыл бұрын
Early
@lunaticcultist4185
3 жыл бұрын
Early
@lunaticcultist4185
3 жыл бұрын
Early
@kikikungfukakes6639
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you creepy man!!! Xoxoxo I'm running errands so perfect timing. Dropping cute emojis
@CerealExperimentsMizuki
3 жыл бұрын
Huh?? Custom icons??
@kikikungfukakes6639
3 жыл бұрын
@@CerealExperimentsMizuki yes, patreon emojis. You can only use them on this channel, so I put them in every vid I watch 🥰
@zanarkg2207
3 жыл бұрын
Say what you will, a convention for flat Earthers is quite a terrifying thought.
@Karwritter
3 жыл бұрын
This was a good story.
@gonhunter3994
3 жыл бұрын
Big mistake, flat earthers' supidity could be contagious
@ldshasnobrain
3 жыл бұрын
And so is our lack of critical thinking.
@cloeyrobertson7079
3 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for a "My Friend's Jeans Had Fake Pockets, and Now She's Dead" creepypasta
@xenodragon77
3 жыл бұрын
The mere concept of that is nightmarish
@Jordan-df6ps
3 жыл бұрын
"I went to a flat earth convention." That IS scary!
@evelgreytarot8401
3 жыл бұрын
How'd you get there? Did you drive in a straight line or did the nose of your car have to tilt down. Please don't hurt me, it's a joke (for those who've never heard one)
@KosmicKat396
3 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like this would be an SCP?
@MsTinkerbelle87
3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that scene from Narnia lol
@edwardbishop9567
3 жыл бұрын
Do my eyes deceive me ?! The fact that someone felt it necessary to put a flat earth "context" banner on a fictitious creepypasta story is both hilarious and frightening!!!! 🤡 🌎
@kinggabrial8488
3 жыл бұрын
this video is the only good thing to come from anything involving flat earthers
@CDsCartoons
3 жыл бұрын
This kinda feels like an ad for real pockets in women’s jeans.
@markusnotch5707
3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else thinks this dimension they travel to sounds a bit like Jotunheim from Norse mythology? Like 7 meter giant things and a huge tree in the middle that sort of connects everything? sounds suspicious like Yggdrasil
@GlitterismyCRACK
3 жыл бұрын
That’s why everything of value goes in the bra 😁
@charana8267
3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same XDD
@Hrb3968
3 жыл бұрын
YESSSSS! like it’s so automatic, there is NO WAY she wouldn’t have. Story lost me at that point 🤣
@mbray59612
3 жыл бұрын
And that's what happens when you... 'Lose your marbles'
@MrKeione
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@hjdarlings
3 жыл бұрын
the title itself is scary enough .
@lunaticcultist4185
3 жыл бұрын
Early
@MalinMailinc
3 жыл бұрын
This one just ticked me off more than anything. Why would you put down the mcguffin that is responsible for taking you back. Why would you ignore two hints something was different about this trip. Why would you try a two person jump when it has never been done before. I wish whoever wrote this story gets trampled by a giant alien ox.
@Demonhead1
Жыл бұрын
she was a dumdum lol
@UnlimitedRadioButNoSoap
3 жыл бұрын
"theory" lol flat earth would be lucky to be considered a hypothesis good night I'll listen to this in the morning ... ... ... imagine not having pockets lol
@TattooedPink
3 жыл бұрын
Great story! Please make a part two!
@kingofcatfish5520
3 жыл бұрын
The next video he posted after this Is " why I mur*ered my best friend"
@Sithis117
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Igor is Joe Rogan handing out DMT lol
@ns8623
3 жыл бұрын
What you all didn't know Is Columbus actually fell off the edge of the Earth
@YUN6_V3NUZ
3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@GritchigoXxX
3 жыл бұрын
oh no was he okay
@Spectre_-qe9bp
3 жыл бұрын
I went to a flat earther convention *I've decided humanity is no longer worthy of existing*
@SeekYourDestiny
3 жыл бұрын
Saw this video and immediately thought "yeah it's scary how stupid they are"
@75off78
3 жыл бұрын
I'm so early!!! Hope u have a nice day if ur reading this
@lunaticcultist4185
3 жыл бұрын
Early
@creepyzion5566
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@75off78
3 жыл бұрын
@ my ass 😢
@Tytoalba777
3 жыл бұрын
Somehow the story is less scary than an actual convention
@rebelscum1825
3 жыл бұрын
Triggered flat earthers in 3...2...1...
@sirrenn1936
3 жыл бұрын
If the earth is flat, there would be no way to start at Kansas City, head west around the world to end up in Kansas City. Wonder how they explain that?
@MuppetVT
3 жыл бұрын
I only read the title and I already shit my pants!
@magicpyroninja
3 жыл бұрын
If I'm into a girl and she invites me to a flat Earth convention I'm no longer into her. I like a girl to be intelligent
@uniquenm
3 жыл бұрын
Lol that Wikipedia context KZitem applied to the video
@saveamerica5265
3 жыл бұрын
So if you switched marbles, you could also switch bodies with someone.
@unknownsauce69
3 жыл бұрын
The title has me shivering in my boots💀💀
@orfilnungaray7138
3 жыл бұрын
Hello, I am a Minecraft villager, and the world is indeed cubed.
@GenderlessFurry_They-Them
3 жыл бұрын
Hmm
@Jaymennn
3 жыл бұрын
“I went to a flat earthers convention and ate spaghetti.” - a creepy past
@shagnasty9028
3 жыл бұрын
The only thing to fear is sphere itself. Lol
@frontallobe3937
3 жыл бұрын
Might as well go to a toothpaste eating convention
@lykos2738
3 жыл бұрын
I've never had a problem with Flat Earthers nor have I ever criticized their sole belief (even I have my own personal conspiracy theories) but I've NEVER understood their fanaticism. It's never been "yeah, I believe the earth is flat so what?". Rather, "YOU ARE BEING LIED TO, THE EARTH IS FLAT, DON'T BELIEVE THE LIES!".
@HeckyeaVids
3 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 2m man
@Romans15.4
3 жыл бұрын
The smell alone would be mortifying!
@drollfurball2863
3 жыл бұрын
I love how we’re all like “that title is already scary as it is” Next time can we go to an anti-vaxer society? Or something equally crazy?
@rougeakane
3 жыл бұрын
And this is why women need pockets
@tzelaltsolak462
2 ай бұрын
„The Earth is flat Charlie“~Pim from Smiling Friends
@OtherM112594
3 жыл бұрын
LMAO the flat earth disclaimer
@jamesdarnley4366
3 жыл бұрын
A flat earth convention would scare anyone
@robertrichardson2393
3 жыл бұрын
Seriously... They're fact checking a creepypasta now?!
@jayceec3539
3 жыл бұрын
Why are they fact checking them?? When did they start?
@robertrichardson2393
3 жыл бұрын
@@jayceec3539 it just says "context" and a link to the flat earth wiki.
@christopherhamm4976
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the context warning, KZitem. I was *this* close to believing the Earth was flat because of this video.
@aliceh5289
3 жыл бұрын
So going with more than one marble increases the effect, making you more real in the other dimension...
@recruit4844
3 жыл бұрын
I went to a flat earth's convention. I'm terrified.
@rokitap.w1193
3 жыл бұрын
The story should just stop at the title scary enough
@Gfish17
3 жыл бұрын
These FlatEarthers are not the typical Garden variety Flatearthers.
@justsomemothmanwithinterne9453
3 жыл бұрын
Don't listen to these flat earth people, I can assure you that the earth is in fact a square.
@theguythatasked5811
3 жыл бұрын
The earth isn’t square idiot It’s a rectangle
@twistedmindentertain
3 жыл бұрын
it’s not a shape at all. We are all part of a trex’s dream as it sleeps and we arnt even real bro
@billyjackson3844
3 жыл бұрын
These titles be like: On my birthday, I got older......
@JimmmyRaynor
3 жыл бұрын
next up: I went to a sovereign citizen convention
@lukaswilliams5851
3 жыл бұрын
Sovereign citizen is contradictory in its title.
@JimmmyRaynor
3 жыл бұрын
@@lukaswilliams5851 lol ikr!
@lilyphelan9629
3 жыл бұрын
Love the fact his name is Igorrr...😂
@khersy
5 ай бұрын
You getting a Wikipedia article linked to this video is a cherry on top
@nascimentogx
3 жыл бұрын
This one reminded me of H. G. Wells Time Machine idk why
@Outcast-0033
3 жыл бұрын
The earth is both flat and round at the same time kinda like shroedingers cat! Wheres my evidence? Well they make globes to represent the earth dont they? And globes are round! And they also make maps to represent the earth and those are flat! Coincidence?? Oh I think not:o
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