Derp pipe. Derpity holes in it. Dorpy wood through. Do profit.
No. I'm not writin' nothin' this time.
To be honest, I'm trying to quit. I don't really receive adequate compensation for it. You're already lucky enough just to be getting some shiddy video, and here you are already scrounging around for more; don't pretend to be so interested-most of you don't even watch the content. And then some of you dunces will still ask for free plans. Next video topic: why I hate you all and how I've become a miserable Malthusian misanthrope who's disgusted with (t)his platform. Go away. Go read old comments or something. You'd be surprised by the gems you'll find there. Nobody reads 'em after the first few days, but the real slobrodytes don't even start to show up until then. You think it's all emojis and 'great job' platitudes to read from this end, but you couldn't even imagine the things I've found in my spam box. Especially now-you'd like to believe that it's all unicorns sliding softly down rainbows and into binfulls of purring puppies-now that the 'tube is cleaning itself up by forcing us all into our own little quiet echo-bubbles, where nobody can hear any of the screams of dissent, but that's not really what's going on. In reality, we aren't cleaning up our act so much as we're being prevented from going on the stage. Comment, in general, as a form of expression, is being actively suppressed. The hook is coming for me here (in the video description) soon; in this little corner, this loophole, I'm still (mostly) free to think out loud, quietly, at least for the moment. They'll catch on. There can be no cynicism here. There can be no negativity. No hurtful sentiment. Nothing critical. AI will root me out soon enough, and the brute justice of the “terms of service” will then be imposed with about as much resistance as a sheet of wet newspaper gives a falling brick. Hey, if you're really interested in what I have to say, go watch those podcast episodes. FFS, they have like a three-minute average watchtime. Bet you'll probably spend more time watching "Shorts" today. Or watching the newest Tubby Stumps' "Woodworking" video, because Cod forbid he upload another safety-saturated diatribe concerning the 12 different types of sawdust-replete with stretched IMPACT font thumbnail, paid link list & promo-and you were to miss it, leaving there untapped the hundreds of (heavily moderated) anecdotally affirmative comments alone to adore themselves, like a tiny, harmonious orchestra of positive-only but otherwise whiny Stradivarii amidst a sea of deleted dissonance. Touche bag (with a D) actually blocked me for disagreeing with him, and then cowardly blamed his “staff” after slinking away with an impossible-to-deny evasion. And THAT is a respected and popular presenter in my genre! Poor, poor wasted resource; this is where our watchtime goes to exhaust itself, in droves ¼ of a million strong, one pointlessly redundant, dim-wittedly obvious, and hyper-trite theme at a time? O happy dagger! This is thy sheath; there rust, and let me die. I'd rather watch paint cure through eyewear that broadcasts semi-transparent advertisement. Also, his sarcasm is the lowest possible form of satire; calling it humor is like calling some sand in your shoe a beach. Non-zero values are just that. Still reading? Oh, you can't look away! Like a train-wreck, right? Look at the black sheep who's taking a nutty! What's his problem? Can't he enhance his calm? Like I said before, I'm not writin' nothin'. As though you're just tippy-top, anyway? Sure, nothin' grinds your gears. I bet you're a perfectly matured writer, par excellence, another snotty adherent to The King's English, in flawless form, whose product is devoid of any of those malformative cracks of emotive desperation that are so common to us plebs. Well, la-di-frickin-da! Is that Bill Shakespeare over there? And who's reading your descriptions? Now what was I saying? Oh yeah. Here's the point: lower your expectations, raise your satisfactions. Have a nice day. [An uptick in mood at the end provides positive psychological affect. It's a reward thing. Also causes long-lasting positive associations to form.] Release that tension, and just breathe in the sky. Again, have a great day, valued confidant. Derp.
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