@@IWillBeYourBottomGDaddyit just took us the time to watch the vid, and time is money
@apirlfools
23 күн бұрын
@@Bee-eautiful dude the videos only a min long how much can u make in a min
@rb4632
23 күн бұрын
@@IWillBeYourBottomGDaddy don't tell them that! they're gonna make us pay now
@Solii-cx3hr
11 ай бұрын
Free drinks for all my money? That’s a steal.
@alex2005z
11 ай бұрын
Thats just free drinks
@Dauom
11 ай бұрын
@@alex2005z😂😂
@Kruzymcfoot
11 ай бұрын
I’m ur 200th like lol
@generalgrievous9831
11 ай бұрын
(They don’t know all my money is .69$
@ReallyAnEditor
10 ай бұрын
@@generalgrievous9831lol
@landokalriz
11 ай бұрын
Welcome to Broke B*tch Mountain
@neBen_
11 ай бұрын
Thanks, I won't enjoy my stay :)
@Meme-ji9iz
11 ай бұрын
My favorite place to lose my money
@staticlegend354
11 ай бұрын
How can we drain your bank account today?
@Solii-cx3hr
11 ай бұрын
I will hate my stay thank you very much
@mr.smart75
11 ай бұрын
Thanks
@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames
11 ай бұрын
Oh great. I can already hear it "We will get that money you already unknowingly signed off to us."
@jaydu2970
11 ай бұрын
I worked in casinos for 7 years. Pretty accurate
@khalidhassan9423
11 ай бұрын
pretty cool place to work ngl
@chilled2725
10 ай бұрын
@@khalidhassan9423not so much, dealers are getting like 5 bucks per hour and pray for tips so much like all waitress. Also you have to deal with alcoholics, gambling addicts and so on. Once time I was thrown a cigar to my face. And at least in casino I worked, they had a fine system for every possible mistake. For example, my co-worker was taken 150$ because his uniform was not clean and he worked like that for only 10 minutes
@rb4632
23 күн бұрын
so how cool was your job on a scale of 1-10
@onyxxgonzalez9873
10 күн бұрын
Also are you allowed to gamble there
@baka-na-san
11 ай бұрын
I think that the fact that if you win the lottery or win money gambling because it's too much is fucking absurd. "Congratulations you won 1mil, but we're gonna tax that so you can only have about 300k of it, we lied because life is an unfair bitch. Deal with it"
@IcariumGaming
11 ай бұрын
To be fair, it is in the rules... So when you buy your ticket, you acknowledge that the amount is normally paid over a period of time unless you want a lump sum, which is generally a lot lower, plus you will be taxed on it.
@david-468
11 ай бұрын
Yes but government officials get 10 times as much in bribes and claim it as non taxable gifts then become the President of the United States, why is the reply above cucking for authoritarians
@TheSilentStryke
11 ай бұрын
Come to australia, no gambling wins are taxed, because its known to literally be impossible to make an income
@allesklar221
11 ай бұрын
Same in Germany, all lottery wins are tax free
@trickmiller8169
11 ай бұрын
@@IcariumGaming lump sum is lower, but the pay over time will be worth less due to inflation
@lordandsavior6726
11 ай бұрын
"sir, congratulations on winning all that money, now just hand that into the reception desk and they'll give you a coupon for one free go at the slot machines"
@karmassecret
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@lukasbessette-lukyrt37
11 ай бұрын
Even if you won, they're gonna find a reason not to give you your money 😂
@Oskar123
11 ай бұрын
Yeah They would probablt find a reason to *not* give you your money
@DarkStallion101
11 ай бұрын
@@Oskar123lol
@karmassecret
11 ай бұрын
No one like the comment it's 117
@TheSpider2674
11 ай бұрын
My grandparent. Won 10000 dollars but it got stolen and the casino workers said there was nothing they could do and security footage wasn’t Worley they literally just stole our money
@callmezeldaonemoartime
10 ай бұрын
bro ruined his entire comment
@jellyfishwish8890
8 ай бұрын
“Harder to navigate than an IKEA on a Saturday” 💀💀💀
@jasondyrkacz8270
5 ай бұрын
Casinos are a little more organized than that.
@CReip30
11 ай бұрын
That’s why I want nothing to do with casinos 😂
@edwardrobi
11 ай бұрын
Once you win money, it gets taken away Edit: Dawg thank you for getting me to 1000 likes. Edit 2: 2000 likes?! That's insane!
@Zacka2
11 ай бұрын
TRUE
@mbc_55555
11 ай бұрын
I find that so f stupid. If they want the money, they should be gambling, not stealing
@donovanulrich348
11 ай бұрын
😅 technically gamblers frequently steal money if you wanna get into it Every transaction (play) is a taxable event So you spent a penny on a slot, but you literally owe a penny before winning 😂 but the odds of you remembering and claiming each transaction is almost 0
@epicmeister9786
11 ай бұрын
@@donovanulrich348correct me if I’m wrong but I thought that it’s only the winnings that’s taxable?
@TheOtherAviationGuy
11 ай бұрын
777th like
@xinfamousbullet9513
11 ай бұрын
Been a few times just because I live right down the road from one, and I can confirm all he says. I go with $20 and friends and once that is spent I just drink a soda and people watch. No one ever wins big and if they do it’s because they’ve spent thousands.
@cooldude-fu2iu
11 ай бұрын
As a dad who went to get milk, i can relate to this.
@guscurcio7832
11 ай бұрын
We’ve all been waiting at the table for 22 years now for you to return. We have not moved. have you gotten the milk..
@ICDemons
5 ай бұрын
@@guscurcio7832I’m sorry son me and your mother have just been arguing a lot lately and I don’t see us working it out I’ll probably just carry on down this old dusty trail maybe I’ll see you again in the next life and then again maybe not take care of your brothers and sisters dear child
@Thatreallyweirdkpopstan
9 ай бұрын
“That’s uhhh, yeah your prolly right” 😭😭😭
@marcuchis352
6 ай бұрын
You already know it's bad when he makes you pay for a conversation
@mr.smart75
11 ай бұрын
Even if u win money like half of the money will be taxed 😂
@MartinZhel
11 ай бұрын
In my country, all the money you earn from the casino are tax free 😀
@DimT670
10 ай бұрын
@@MartinZhelthey are not. They simply get taxed as income at the end of the tax year along with all your other income, or you never declared em which is illegal.
@primevanchis
8 ай бұрын
@@DimT670not quite many countries have not tax on gambling wins up to 1m after that it gets taxed as income.
@Zacka2
11 ай бұрын
This is so accurate lol My grandma won in the casino like 90k but the employee just unplugged the 🎰 bc he said the 🎰 was broken
@F_Bibiloni
11 ай бұрын
She should sue
@Reuraku
11 ай бұрын
"Oh you won, the machine must be broken" -The casino
@Izayuh43
11 ай бұрын
@@F_BibiloniYeah she is going to sue them as a ghost
@Izayuh43
11 ай бұрын
@@Reuraku💀
@joseda3rd354
11 ай бұрын
@@Izayuh43 I think that’s just called haunting
@slap_k_man1862
10 ай бұрын
If you win to much at once they claim it was a machine malfunction and not pay at all
@drmadjdsadjadi
9 ай бұрын
Or they claim you are card counting if it is a card game or you are using loaded dice if it is craps.
@lyntonfleming
9 ай бұрын
@@drmadjdsadjadi Fun Fact! Card Counting, contrary to popular belief, is NOT, in fact, illegal. So long as you do it all in your head. No law can ever be passed to put a limit on how smart (or rather, good with numbers) a person can be. It's only when you're using an outside influence to aid you that it becomes illegal. Pen and paper, machine in your shoe, a person giving you guidance etc All that they CAN do, is tell you that you're no longer allowed to gamble there. Though that's generally after they've offered you a load of free drinks to try and get you drunk enough you can't count properly and start losing instead. Also, loaded die in craps is basically impossible, since you use the house die... So, they may be loaded, but it'd be loaded towards snake-eyes if anything.
@drmadjdsadjadi
9 ай бұрын
@@lyntonflemingI never said it was illegal but they will ask you to still leave. They will pay out what you are owed but card counting even in your head won’t help you once you have been asked to leave the table. As for the loaded dice, they can claim you switched them.
@drmadjdsadjadi
9 ай бұрын
@@lyntonfleming remember, they can ask you to leave for any reason and might refuse to pay at the time, which would require you to have a preponderance of the evidence if you sue them for the winnings. As for being against the law, you can’t be punished criminally for anything you did in a casino to win unless the prosecution team can prove you broke the law beyond a reasonable doubt (very difficult to do unless they catch you redhanded).
@Moleoflands
7 ай бұрын
@@drmadjdsadjadiThey can't refuse you winnings if they accept your stake/bet. They can decide to not let you play anymore
@ThatIdiotOmega
10 ай бұрын
I never plan on gambling for this reason, I just like the Casino aesthetic
@SSRobloxMasters
11 ай бұрын
Your videos are hilarious. Been subbed for a while. Keep it up!
@TheNewVaultOfKnowledge
9 ай бұрын
The pumping in oxygen thing always makes me laugh
@Thequalitygamer_1
5 ай бұрын
It's actually a myth 😅
@CammyThePoo
11 ай бұрын
maybe this is why my parents are broke
@gabe7109
11 ай бұрын
Welcome to Nevada: Home of the Casinos.
@The_Black_Cat_4
5 ай бұрын
This video could stop an addiction.
@edac.7847
10 ай бұрын
"Oh also, if you try to use your brain in order to win more, you'll be labeled as a "card counter" and have your winnings invalidated, your name and face given to various other casinos, you will be removed from the casino, and you will never be able to participate in a casino in this area again."
@NicolasHughie-bk7ls
8 ай бұрын
It’s true. Casinos don’t have any clocks or windows so you don’t know what time it is and you’ll stay longer
@liz2571
11 ай бұрын
"You came here cause you expect it to be like The Hangover, which it will be except you wont win like Alan and you won't walk away from jail
@vulpine8458
11 ай бұрын
90 percent of gamblers walk away before they HIT IT BIG!
@mamamiaspicy
10 ай бұрын
Just keep going! Take out a 2nd mortgage you will make it back bro!!!
@alekryde
9 ай бұрын
So fun fact. If you win a taxable jackpot, which in Las Vegas is $1199.99 but you gambled more than what your jackpot was worth, you can actually request a win/loss report and file the winnings as a write off in your taxes. Also you -don't- have to pay the taxes for your win at the casino, you can opt to file them seperately in the upcoming tax season. Just don't forget because the IRS -WILL- come looking for their cut.
@Amateurdiscgolfer
11 ай бұрын
I’ve never been to a casino but o can tell this is accurate 😅
@Veronica.A.
7 ай бұрын
The name of the casino 😂
@hopesvl0gs
Ай бұрын
"Hi welcome to Broke B**ch Mountain!" got me dead 💀💀
@Voltaic_Fire
9 ай бұрын
Be sure to remember that casinos do not require ID and that it is illegal to refuse to cash you out if you do not present one.
@7633J
11 ай бұрын
As someone who was in Vegas recently this advice is great!
@Master0of0Blades
9 ай бұрын
I wasn't aware about the oxygen thing but it does explain all the old people who say it really gets my heart racing. It's like yeah, it's making up to the years of emphysema
@Thequalitygamer_1
5 ай бұрын
It's a myth But they do keep the temperature colder than most places because it has a similar effect.😅
@mutahharali6210
8 ай бұрын
I'm positive this guy has never smiled before
@BrandonWombacher-cp7uh
6 ай бұрын
This guy is a Legend.
@flench04
11 ай бұрын
I had to look up this video because it couldn't load in my shorts feed. That's how new it was.
@musicLover-tj6ry
11 ай бұрын
"our atm fees are higher than your hourly wage" Jokes on you, my bank refunds atm fees.
@Morgrim_Darkheart
10 ай бұрын
And if you win too much, will immediately call you a cheater and kick you out
@spades911
10 ай бұрын
The high ATM fees have prevented me from gambling out of principle on many occasions
@Kyleplaysgames567
11 ай бұрын
It's basic math, really. The odds of you losing greatly outweigh the odds of you winning.
@khalidhassan9423
11 ай бұрын
yet casinos are still booming, it just doesn’t make sense
@Zydicon
11 ай бұрын
I saw this then you took it down? And now its back 😂
@landokalriz
11 ай бұрын
😂KZitem’s suppressing it for some reason and I can’t figure out why
@khalidhassan9423
11 ай бұрын
@@landokalrizyoutube doesn’t like honesty that’s why
@bruceh4180
11 ай бұрын
As a Vegas local, I know the casinos pressure news outlets not to report crimes on site. That's why the 1 October event was so unusual, in that full worldwide reporting was in effect. It wouldn't surprise me if a casino media relations dept asked for the vid to be dropped/ shadow banned. Future topic ideas include women that rob men when they come up to their rooms. To the financial aspects of eliminating free parking, using c0v1d to eliminate all but the most expensive buffets, building an underground tunnel at the convention center instead of extending the tram to the airport, and advertising the same nightly rates as before- but tacking on resort fees for amenities that already existed. Take care 😘
@teamofone1219
10 ай бұрын
When you win. Employee: Did you cheat? Customer: No I won fair a squa- Employee: Security, can you escort this person out if here for “winning” because he should know damn well that no one ever “wins”. Customer: Can I have my money though? Employee: Your money? What do you think this is a charity?
@sped4975
10 ай бұрын
oh no sir, we don't want your wallet, we want your life savings
@omegakilo871
5 ай бұрын
This 40yr old guy is finally realizing how the world works 😂😂🤦🏻♂️
@darthnater9819
11 ай бұрын
Just left Vegas, can confirm this is all true
@irwainnornossa4605
11 ай бұрын
How to win at a casino? It's simple. Don't go there. No, that's it. It's a simple life hack, but quite powerful, and casinos hate it.
@tanikokishimoto1604
8 ай бұрын
And it is one thing a casino can do absolutely nothing about.
@theyusane668
22 күн бұрын
“Congrats, you somehow won $1000? We just need a small amount for the tax, and after that you should be left with $10”
@niceeditz243
11 ай бұрын
"Our casino layout is harder to navigate than a ikea on a saturday" 💀 💀 😂 Edit:yes I liked my own comment
@karmassecret
11 ай бұрын
239 likes with no reply let me fix that
@chasogamo
10 ай бұрын
@@karmassecretdont start a chain
@Blackandwhitecat-to5ll
7 ай бұрын
What's so funny about that joke? There's no IKEA in my place.
@firefox2462
6 ай бұрын
@@karmassecretloves this
@Playingwithproxies
11 ай бұрын
The pump in oxygen 😂😂😂 it’s given them enough returns to keep drunk people who would otherwise be completely blacked out awake that they pump in something that just disappears into the atmosphere
@unifiedhorizons2663
8 ай бұрын
feels like you should steal the boos by placing it into a bottle, then just keep taking it.
@DragonProtector
3 ай бұрын
My parents actually won money and walked away from a casino with more than they arrived with
@jordanstewart3973
8 ай бұрын
harder to navigate than an ikea on a Saturday is wild😂
@narineramdihall5936
11 ай бұрын
"Also, now that we've updated, we're using arcade screen technology to blast loud, bright games in your face which will f*** up your melatonin levels and leave you even more disoriented."
@ecowyatt
11 ай бұрын
Also, most slot machine chimes are in the key of C maj, which is a tactic that’s pretty effective at keeping people engaged with the machines so they stay longer
@justinfowler2857
10 ай бұрын
Casino: Once you win any big jackpots we'll just say the machine malfunctioned and you'll get nothing.
@staticlegend354
11 ай бұрын
Win money, lose money.
@qwertysoul1231
11 ай бұрын
I saw your ad NICE AD MY G!
@chrismccarver2734
11 ай бұрын
They tried to take my money, I recorded them refusing to cash my payout but I still had the recept, went to the cops and they emptied the vault behind the counter for me, they shut down shortly after for embezzlement and fraud charges
@HyLo-rule
11 ай бұрын
W
@Tripleseven09
9 ай бұрын
Holy shit mate You thought ahead huh?
@Thunder52722
11 ай бұрын
Hey if you don’t mind can you please make more confrontation companies videos. I love them.
@lemmonlicker7449
7 ай бұрын
I mean where I live the government can’t tax you on gambling wins or lottery wins.
@genericyoutuber2803
8 ай бұрын
Thought the first tip was going to be to not spend money on tips
@calicomusic05
11 ай бұрын
You inspired me to make my own copyright free music bro, thankyou!
@an000n
10 ай бұрын
They be like the machine glitched you weren’t supposed to win
@RatedRMario21
11 ай бұрын
I was gonna say "Our casino is laid out to be more complicated than an ultra-difficult Legend Of Zelda Hack Dungeon and with the lack of windows and *any* semblance of natural resources, you'll feel like you're in a dungeon"
@HyLo-rule
11 ай бұрын
So its almost like navigating the lightning temple
@tanikokishimoto1604
8 ай бұрын
@@HyLo-ruleOr, Ikea ...
@Wassup252
8 ай бұрын
Harder to navigate than an ikea on Saturday is cold
@Owen2131_
8 ай бұрын
Yep. I was just at one some time ago, we did win big but we also lost a ton but still kept 80% of our winnings. The free drinks were good tho.
@knightpunk6248
8 ай бұрын
A few important things you forgot: not all casinos will give 'free' alcohol. It depends on the liquor laws; in Ohio, for example, you can't free drinks. Some casinos will also have floors designed to make your feet tired. When you win a jackpot, you are now considered a professional gambler for the calendar year. You must claim your winnings, or you'll pay fines. If you're a professional, you are able to claim your losses to possibly cover your federal taxes on the Jackpots you won. Every state has different laws; if you're not in Vegas, do not tell people that it works differently in Vegas. They know. If the machine malfunctions, it voids all plays and pays, but depending on how polite you are, you might get some free play or promo money of equal or greater value. Not a guarantee because it depends on management.. Do not try to get someone else to claim your Jackpot; it is considered tax evasion, and you can get arrested on the spot depending on the mood of the officers of the State Agency for Casino Control. Do not try to scam the Casino, it's been tried before by someone else. You are responsible for your money. If it's stolen, the casino will try to find the person to get it back from the thief, but if the thief won't give it up, they are escorted out, and you are SOL. The casino will not pay your lost money.
@TheProblemChannel
11 ай бұрын
I feel attacked i was at the casino today..
@pusheenthecat9264
13 күн бұрын
people forget that a casino is a company not a charity
@YoriichiTsugikuni_DemonSlayer
10 ай бұрын
FREE DRINKS!!!!! ONLY FOR ALL UR MONEY!!!! Me: Wait what the fu-
@rebelscumcustomsweathering5584
9 ай бұрын
Goes into casino with 10 buck's and gets trashed off the free booze
@peacewithbread
9 ай бұрын
A worthful 1 minute and 16 seconds I spent 👍
@rskxa
11 ай бұрын
Jackpot but once you win theres interest, and you have to pay double back.
@koolademan420
11 ай бұрын
Lando why is this insanely accurate do you live there ????
@jasondyrkacz8270
11 ай бұрын
At the casino? Possibly.
@qx4n9e1xp
11 ай бұрын
The future is in online gambling. Sports betting, online games getting, etc. That hasn't been profit-maxxed by greed (yet)
@nunyabusiness4904
11 ай бұрын
I'm not a huge gambler but the first time I went to Vegas I was in a group, one of the cocktail waitresses took my drink order and before she came back with it I ran out of cash to play so I just stood up by someome from my group and watched them gamble, eventually I saw the cocktail waitress come back and I could see my drink on her tray, she saw I wasm't gambling anymore and she turned around and left with my drink.
@Sindhi_guy
11 ай бұрын
"Everything costs money here" ........Basically the world.......
@sorban5352
12 күн бұрын
I play ones lost the first turn and 5$ and never play it, but my friend who was with me lost his house after a week.
@jackalcrackle
9 ай бұрын
Fun fact, you can always get a free glass of water at a casino. It is a federal law.
@og4407
9 ай бұрын
I wasn't looking at the screen so I thought he censored brokeback mountain
@BaroqueBach.
11 ай бұрын
Why is it that this guy always seems pissed off
@rainbowskunkdash756
11 ай бұрын
Maybe that's just the characters he plays?
@matthewm9987
11 ай бұрын
I heard awhile back casinos are slowly doing away the free drinks that cost more than 10$ normally not marked up like they do in most places
@LanIsOriginal
10 ай бұрын
Fresh oxygen and free drinks sounds great lets just ignore the rest
@HelenaHades
21 күн бұрын
Literally the reason why i will never go to casinos. I don't want to waste my money on gambling. And i hate it when people say that i should go just for the experience. To that i would say that the experience is just donating your money to people who already have millions and it would be pointless.
@danielponder690
11 ай бұрын
Higher volumes of oxygen…the bugs must be huge there!
@dustybrave2540
11 ай бұрын
Haha yes. That is a myth tho cus if you pumped oxygen into a room you make it wayyy more flammable. Now some drunk guy taking out a cig could set everyone ablaze
@jameson1239
10 ай бұрын
@@dustybrave2540not really you just need to increase the percentage by 1-2 you don’t need it to be a pure oxygen environment
@blurus-eg5rc
2 ай бұрын
if you win they will probobly just kick you out
@rockbandandghmaster
11 ай бұрын
Not all casinos are this bad. The ones around here are easy to navigate at least and surprisingly dont let you get too drunk. They're still getting all your money though. They act super super friendly(smiling is actually required by employees) so that people feel very important there
@YT30Katy
10 ай бұрын
Nevada in a nutshell be like
@snegsbegs
9 ай бұрын
As someone who works at a casino for 2 years now this is way too true. Love my job and all those degenerates
@varnalraizen9160
10 ай бұрын
*sigh* the Pokémon gambling stuff made me go wild man
@jicao
10 ай бұрын
Free drinks for all my money? So, free drinks?
@majintv24
7 ай бұрын
As far as jackpots at casinos go you dont usually have to pay taxes on it right away but youll want to. Its nkt a casino thing its a federal government thing but on the bright side your overall losses for the year can count towards lowering what you needed to be so when you file taxes you can get tax forms from the casinos and get some back at least
@tyrapp2202
7 ай бұрын
Predatory practices
@jeremybottoms7619
11 ай бұрын
The consino here is inside a hotel and if you spend alot of money at the co casino they would off you a free room so you would possibly stay and spend more money
@Raintamp
10 ай бұрын
I didn't know about the tax thing, I'd think it was as you cash out
@Turtle4110
3 ай бұрын
Most video games be like…
@Minigraal
11 ай бұрын
No, if you win the machine was broken and you get a 10 dollar cupon
@drmadjdsadjadi
9 ай бұрын
Keep your receipts for everything because you only have to pay taxes on your actual winnings after deducting your losses up to the amount of your winnings. If your total outlays are not shown on the form that the casino gives you, you need to take it up with the IRS, not the casino, so good records are a must. Too bad you probably aren’t keeping good records. This is especially true because you probably aren’t receiving any net winnings anyway no matter how many large payouts you get.
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