When he said "Bomb residue" i dropped everything and did a double face palm.
@danielsiman3776
4 жыл бұрын
Jordan D same😂
@Gorex_Real
4 жыл бұрын
xD
@wforwavy3612
4 жыл бұрын
That’s like saying officer I don’t have a gun and 10 pounds of cocaine in my bag
@redrosescarlet8468
4 жыл бұрын
Your welcome now it says 666
@samansalamat8911
4 жыл бұрын
700th like 🧀
@Chino56751
9 жыл бұрын
TSA screwed it up with the ID, but he made it far worse with that bomb comment.
@rebekahmccann6429
8 жыл бұрын
ikr!
@Youtubrerunknown
8 жыл бұрын
He said that because he was uncomfortable, if they said stuff like, WE ARE NOW RUNNING SOME TESTS FOR THINGS instead of DID YOU JUST SAY BOMB? oh sorry, it slipped, I apologize CUFF HIM! HE SAID A FOUR LETTER WORD! love? BOMB! (background:OH MY GOD, IS THERE A BOMB? **Screams**)
@midnightshaddow7612
8 жыл бұрын
+Agent Washington if the TSA or any person of law enforcement comes me i just stfu and answer only to what they ask and then just be like "Okay" when they tell me to do something
@Chino56751
8 жыл бұрын
Never had a problem with them, but they never think to bother me.
@SilkyLew
5 жыл бұрын
I'll say bomb any chance i get. If you can't say bomb in your own country, the terrorist already won.
@JosephCheetah
9 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for the poor Delta Lady who probably got fired just because she was trying to help him get on his flight.
@thinh99
8 жыл бұрын
+Dixen Prime Felony? Dang she problably got put in jail for helping you
@melissa7955
8 жыл бұрын
+thinh99 Do you know what a felony is? You go to jail for that.
@sdmm7
5 жыл бұрын
That is illegal, you know that.
@Gorex_Real
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah same
@equablechloedog1943
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I also feel bad for the poor delta lady she was just trying to help him.
@daecesnob1e283
10 жыл бұрын
"Did you find some bomb residue on my hand?" Time, Place, Situation. Check, check and checkity. Yup, that is literally the worst possible thing you can say during a TSA patdown.
@cola2538
9 жыл бұрын
"What, you guys gonna find some like, *bomb residue* on my hands or something?"
@isaacisis5876
9 жыл бұрын
Me: Wtf did you just
@jamieplays916
8 жыл бұрын
+AKSwagger ha im die'n laughing because i heard that so many ways and they were all funny
@rrexaphadeli6705
8 жыл бұрын
I say wrong things at the wrong time too...
@toweringvidz6601
4 жыл бұрын
Why would someone guilty say that though it just makes it more likely he’s innocent and quirky tbh
@toweringvidz6601
4 жыл бұрын
Dam cops are stupid af
@brycebrycebryce4
10 жыл бұрын
Almost arrested for smiling? Damn authorities abuse their power
@mort3674
5 жыл бұрын
it's america, what do you expect.
@Gorex_Real
4 жыл бұрын
Fr
@Gorex_Real
4 жыл бұрын
Expectially that he's black
@kars2
4 жыл бұрын
Gorex it’s cause he said bomb residue as a joke.........and lied to the TSA
@unoobablegame2924
4 жыл бұрын
Detained* there's a difference
@delta-a17
9 жыл бұрын
dude I feel really bad for you that sucks
@user-fp5lc3mp4l
9 жыл бұрын
Delta Devine i know right! oh my gawd i hope he gets out of the fbi watchlist
@emilyperry541
9 жыл бұрын
All bcs of his middle name
@DJDing23
6 жыл бұрын
"What, did your boy find some bomb residue on my hands or somethin'?" Now why on God's green earth would you say this in an airport???
@williamwoolf8072
Жыл бұрын
getting arrested speedrun
@DaN00b1
8 жыл бұрын
You made a bomb joke in a fucking airport, nigga im dead lmao
@CurryBoy44
8 жыл бұрын
Lmao forreal tho, if my brown ass said some shit like that in an airport i would've been on the ground so fast
@djlane522
7 жыл бұрын
savage af swoozie
@mattmakesvids8071
7 жыл бұрын
I've yelled this in an airport before: "MAN THIS PLACE IS THE *BOMB*"
@isaacbakan1295
7 жыл бұрын
Airports are scary. You gotta watch your every move in those places
@Staber
7 жыл бұрын
DaN00b1 that's the biggest mistake he ever made
@naiyabaiya
9 жыл бұрын
Bruh not even a police record a FBI record #thuglife
@GamerTreeProductions
8 жыл бұрын
"After this guys passes Third Base with me..." Swoozie a player
@masonsamuels347
6 жыл бұрын
GamerTreeProductions I was just about to comment that
@hodgsh4dow76
6 жыл бұрын
Mason Samuels same
@ljaquos
9 жыл бұрын
Literally at the moment he found it and asked me, I woulda told him "Oh, probably on my desk. I needed it to fill out some stuff and I guess I must have forgotten it or something." And as soon as he was like "Well its in your clipboard" I'd be like "Oh, guess it got packed up with all my papers when I was getting ready to leave. Not gonna lie, glad you found it. Saves me from having to go through all that shit to get a new one, you know?" Then again I'm a white girl =\
@thatrespectablehuman1884
8 жыл бұрын
lol
@hleghe810
8 жыл бұрын
lucky you
@tenacity2633
4 жыл бұрын
You wouldn't have even needed that explanation 😂😂
@WaitingForYukiOnna
4 жыл бұрын
judging from the how power hungry they were they'd probably try to coerce you into doing "extra" steps to get out of it.
@darioandreozzi7734
9 жыл бұрын
TSA=Toilet Saftey Administration
@darioandreozzi7734
9 жыл бұрын
its a south park reference....
@darioandreozzi7734
9 жыл бұрын
some people get it...
@cassidycotter5419
9 жыл бұрын
Lol
@darioandreozzi7734
9 жыл бұрын
yay a person gets it!!!!!!!!!!! its a fucking miracle!!!!!!
@darioandreozzi7734
9 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY thank you max!!!!! its a South Park reference for those people who don't getz it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@charnaeyoung9815
8 жыл бұрын
The fact that you have an FBI record is rap song worthy. Don't forget to mention on it that you a snitch, too. lmaooo
@wesleywallace4426
8 жыл бұрын
Can't tell if you are joking. But nobody was in trouble the whole story, so that isn't snitching.
@Blu3Izzy
8 жыл бұрын
Its pretty surprising how people can't discern sarcasm from seriousness nowadays. . .Like dude, seriously. . . How couldn't you tell?? And yes, he did technically snitch on the lady from Delta.
@wesleywallace4426
8 жыл бұрын
+Isaac Alston Text based communication isn't perfect so no I can't tell. And NO the definition of snitching is to tell a person of authority something wrong another has done. What the lady did wasn't wrong, it was just bad advice. I'm sure neither her as well as Swoozie got in trouble so no it's TECHNICALLY not snitching.
@Blu3Izzy
8 жыл бұрын
+Wesley Wallace Look, your getting a little to worked up over nothing man. I never said anybody did anything wrong and you're getting waaay too technical about snitching, you don't have to be in trouble or in the presence of a figure of authority to consider tattle-tale as snitching. You must've been looking at the urban dictionary to have given me that definition lol So look, just take a break from the internet for a day please. Im not trying to be rude or anything because I love people. But if not, we will be on this comment section all day debating on whether Swoozie snitched on the lady from delta or not, which is a fucking stupid debate to get into xD
@wesleywallace4426
8 жыл бұрын
+Isaac Alston I'm not getting worked up, if you don't like the way I'm talking by all means leave. And you can't ever get TOO technical. Either I'm right or wrong and I'm right. If you're not in trouble or in the presence of authority then it's not even snitching anymore, it's simply informing. If I told a lady that interested in you your location so she can meet up with you would that make me a snitch? NO! WHY? Because that doesn't make any sense. It's all about the context. There are just some words you don't use even though TECHNICALLY they fit the definition. So I think YOU should take a break if this conversation is agitating you. I wouldn't want to ruin your lover boy street cred. If you don't want to debate, DON'T. Nobody is forcing you, so by all means please take part in something "non-stupid" as a way to spend your day.
@ErikaDeeAnne
10 жыл бұрын
My goodness I can't believe they put you through all of this.
@audreyfisher3761
8 жыл бұрын
swoozie is actually the first person I've ever seen who is both a practicing Christian and not totally out of touch with everything. Like, I've never seen any self-proclaimed Christians who are actually cool and look happy to be Cristian. he even has interesting stories in which he has actual fun, which is not something I've ever connected with religion lol
@peterbuellesbach3694
8 жыл бұрын
Are you saying that Christians just pray 24 hours every day. That every single one is not cool. That is such a dumb statement. I bet most of the you tubers you watch are Christians, but they must be cool if you like them. Your comment is just terribly worded are really insulting. I bet you know at least 10 Christians, and I bet you like at least one of them. There is a reason why your comment has no likes.
@audreyfisher3761
8 жыл бұрын
+Peter Buellesbach I'm actually Christian. I'm just saying. I didn't post for likes, I posted because I wanted to share my thoughts. it's just that no one has ever shown that you can be religious in this manner.
@jlegitftw9111
8 жыл бұрын
Christian people are not out of touch with everything. BIBLE BELTERS tend to be out of touch. I'm a commited Christian, and I am pretty well liked. I think your little statement was prejudiced and offensive.
@logan6768
8 жыл бұрын
I agree.
@NayAKAZRULES
8 жыл бұрын
+JLegit FTW me to man
@QueenWJ
10 жыл бұрын
I wonder how much trouble the Delta lady got in.
@AkidsukiLeader
9 жыл бұрын
Fired, end of story.
@abc-eb4zh
7 жыл бұрын
QueenWJ i feel bad for her
@oliveoil3917
6 жыл бұрын
That was my aunt she got fired
@mysteryman6288
5 жыл бұрын
batsi Moyo that was me I got fired
@lilyungtoaster
4 жыл бұрын
@@oliveoil3917 really?
@Roselieansy
10 жыл бұрын
Airport security is awful.
@goreoproductions6955
7 жыл бұрын
Roselieansy keeps us from dying.
@ginnyweasley3515
6 жыл бұрын
Roselieansy Always
@theenvironmentalist7210
6 жыл бұрын
*thorough and effective.
@nhgod1816
5 жыл бұрын
Well 9/11 shook America so yeah
@ShORiiZO1
5 жыл бұрын
Airport security outside of America is better like in Japan
@mrmatttheduck8690
8 жыл бұрын
Oh my God XD "You know what I have to do now? Put out a rap album." I died XD
@omnom8737
9 жыл бұрын
"DO THE HOKEY POKEY AND TURN YOURSELF AROUND " 😂😂
@crazehcakes
10 жыл бұрын
*Wonders what would happen if sWooZie was a white guy in this situation*
@assultrifleman12
10 жыл бұрын
Maybe the exact opposite. RACISTS.
@crazehcakes
9 жыл бұрын
***** you're eleven and need to focus more on your spelling tests.
@crazehcakes
9 жыл бұрын
***** Two things. First: I'm older than you so I ain't your son SON. And Two: Nobody even understands you.
@assultrifleman12
9 жыл бұрын
***** And 3. Ferguson is bullshit.
@johnnyangel9306
9 жыл бұрын
Brett Miller I think black people have it better than any one now . so race had nothing to do with it .
@AmericanEyeball100
10 жыл бұрын
Adande, you should TOTALLY write a book of all your experiences. Like, a bunch of books explaining everything. I would totally buy them. ♥:-D
@Sprinkle01
6 жыл бұрын
KatCrafts'N'Games1233 or a comic 😁
@MrSaeedted
8 жыл бұрын
wonder what happened to the Delta woman at guest services.
@ovo5765
8 жыл бұрын
or killed😐 yeet
@TheKYLEdavid
7 жыл бұрын
At minimum, fired. At maximum, jailed.
@robk8310
6 жыл бұрын
That sucks so much for her because she is the kind of worker that would have made Swoozie’s day if everything didn’t get screwed up
@not_varij
3 жыл бұрын
@@robk8310 Yeah Swoozie did kinda screw it up
@off.tha.h00k
3 жыл бұрын
@@not_varij he didn't say that lmao
@ChaoticEnigma92
10 жыл бұрын
I be DAMNED if I deal with that kind of shit, an FBI record over an inane quote? And all this starts over some motherfuckers messing up my name on a ticket? FUCK THAT!
@RiddleMaster
10 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@ChRoNicBuRrItOs
9 жыл бұрын
To be fair, if he hadn't said that he wouldn't have gotten the record. That part's not really the company's fault.
@robbiejohnson7741
9 жыл бұрын
After 9/11, TSA takes this stuff really serious. It can be annoying, but it has its' purpose
@ChaoticEnigma92
9 жыл бұрын
EVERYTHING has a "purpose" somewhere, that doesn't make this kind of stuff ok. I'm not saying I don't understand, but this is ridiculous
@Freek314
9 жыл бұрын
Robbie Johnson The only purpose it has is to satisfy the moronic public. They haven't done a damn thing to protect anyone by molesting thousands of people including the elderly and kids. Let the fucking airlines handle security instead of some government employee that could only get that job because they're a fuck-up.
@VersaceKid
10 жыл бұрын
Its so awesome how your positive through all your situations.
@AmericanEyeball100
10 жыл бұрын
Oh Adande, I feel bad for you! All that trouble, and judging by your story, you were pretty innocent. Oh Adande....;)
@NinjazInside
10 жыл бұрын
Well he wasn't really innocent it just escalated out of hand by a few silly comments he made. Always watch what you say
@AmericanEyeball100
10 жыл бұрын
NinjazInside Yeah.....Ik Poor Adande though!
@BenDover-go1pk
2 жыл бұрын
hello from 10 years later!
@KingofMGS
10 жыл бұрын
Incredible story sWooZie, im glad everything worked out for the best. You probably the most hood on your block now lol.
@Lycan4
8 жыл бұрын
I was all tense, watching this video, terrified that sWooZie was gonna get in big trouble... Then I burst out laughing at the Hokey Pokey part. Could not stop laughing for a good three minutes.
@WhentheworldendsWWYD
10 жыл бұрын
A challenge for anyone who accepts it. Name one TSA agent who's ever found a legit terrorist.
@aidanvandussen5878
6 жыл бұрын
Shoe bomber
@aidanvandussen5878
6 жыл бұрын
Underwear bimber
@aidanvandussen5878
6 жыл бұрын
But worst of all, they found a dude with a grenade vape-pen
@arstellia9036
5 жыл бұрын
You’ve made my day
@hinoakuma6386
5 жыл бұрын
@@aidanvandussen5878 non eof those were the TSA btw. Just Google it and you'll find out the TSA has actually not stopped a single terrorist. The FBI and CIA have found and stopped plans and notified them before anything happened. But the TSA has not actually caught anyone themselves. Well at least last time I checked.
@jamarrippy1991
9 жыл бұрын
I have to give you a lot of credit sir. My ex-wife is from Trinidad and Tobago, due to my dealings with her over the years, I have grown to truly dislike everyone from that island nation. After doing a youtube search for Walt Disney, I came across your confessions of a disney employee video, you are beginning to change how I feel about the people of trinidad. Keep up the good work!
@rileyy78
7 жыл бұрын
Just listening to this video makes me nervous, I guess it's because I've still never been on an airplane before
@flyingprinprin
9 жыл бұрын
Never EVER say the word "bomb" at an airport. EVER!
@isaacisis5876
9 жыл бұрын
Golden rule #1 rule uno rule never ever say bomb in an airport
@IAmWolfBoy1
9 жыл бұрын
You do not EVER say the B-word anywhere remotely near an airport. And I don't meant bitch.
@therealinuyasha1
9 жыл бұрын
Jason Grieco boom
@Graphlinghook
9 жыл бұрын
Jason Grieco Call an airport and say "OMG I lost my child at the airport" Airport: Okay we will call for him on the coms Me: Oh thank you Airport: What is the childs name Me: First name Allahu last name Akbar Airport: *WE NEED A ALLAHU AKBAR*
@nerdtote8524
9 жыл бұрын
^^golden xD^^
@JoeRezac005
10 жыл бұрын
YOU DON'T SAY THE BOMB WORD IN AN AIRPORT!!!! NEVER!!!
@Felivii
10 жыл бұрын
Ssssssh! You mean B word!
@oDzFtW
10 жыл бұрын
LOL
@masonsamuels347
6 жыл бұрын
James Ghosten WHILE BEING BLACK!!!!!!
@el2272
6 жыл бұрын
Mason Samuels Has nothing to do with being black
@LegendaryShots
14 жыл бұрын
Haha, that is insane!! And you are great at telling stories and explaining things!!
@exzid
Жыл бұрын
you right
@Wild4lon
9 жыл бұрын
Duuude that story gave me soooo much second hand embarassment. But that's because I've had a mishap with security too. I was flying back from China two years ago and during that time I was really into hairstyling and braiding and shit (idk I was crazy). So, if you want to stop flyaways during the process and make curls last longer, you'd use a bottle of water to spray on your hair. So I brought a bottle of water... in my bag. A small one, only like 20 ml. Like a little spray bottle. I completely forgot that it would be considered dangerous and a liquid. The Chinese woman at the security saw it, took it out of my bag, asked me what it was inside it, what the water was for, and even poured the water out and analysed it for bomb substances, I guessed, cause she smelled it and also did some wierd pipette stuff. By that point I was red with embarassment because I had forgotten how suspicious it would look (very) and she was staring at me impassively and very stoically, and basically scaring the shit out of me. She let me go after five minutes and good god I was so embarassed.
@shannondossett4843
8 жыл бұрын
swoozie is the one of few big youtubers who stayed the same and will continue to be no matter how big they get
@DragonAurora
9 жыл бұрын
"Get on my level." LMFAO
@berrypunch1895
10 жыл бұрын
Damn man... I would've gone with the old white lady or white guy. White guilt can totally work to your advantage.
@jeromeleon8585
6 жыл бұрын
Berry Punch your not wrong..........
@kad5845
9 жыл бұрын
"Michel Scofielding my way out of here." SAAME :'DDD
@snowbird1381
7 жыл бұрын
It's stories like these that really test my faith in humanity. It sucks he had to go through that. I for one would've raised hell about it.
@JoyaLewisTheMusician
10 жыл бұрын
They blew that WAYY out of proportions. "FBI watchlist" - plz!
@glynhughes4224
7 жыл бұрын
Dude they called in a bomb squad when I was in the airport for my rucksack, so I'm going through TSA and everything's going fine until my rucksack passes through and some big ass alarm goes off and the put my rucksack to the side and ask me what's in it, I reach for my bag and the woman basically punches me, and says "SIR STEP AWAY FROM THE BAG" so I'm like freaking out, they bring out a guy in big ass bomb armour and a guy with a gun, I'm like freaking out at this point and they start to swab me down for bomb residue, and put the swabs in the system, I start to ease up because I know they won't find anything, and then 5 seconds pass and a big red x comes on the screen and the people grab me and start screaming at me to tell them what's in the bag, I started saying I have no idea. So they open in and search through, the bag, at this point there are guns pointed at my chest and there's and dog sniffing all over my body. They search my bag until they find a box of hair gel, they instantly let go of me and say, well sir this just a big misunderstanding there must of been a glitch in the machine, I'm fucking twelve!
@BasketballHighway19
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, thats insane. I would still be traumatized from that if I was you
@sherkeis1992
10 жыл бұрын
As soon as he said Delta, the whole story made sense! lol
@domgia9248
10 жыл бұрын
That's lawsuit material right there.
@BettyAlexandriaPride
8 жыл бұрын
Lol I had a similar situation in Chicago and I was sooooo angry. Someone else made my boarding pass and my name was spelled like my school ID instead of my state ID. And this black lady stopped me and basically told me I wasn't flying even after I pulled out my birth certificate, social security card, and the infamous school ID that caused the discrepancy. I never hated Chicago so much in my life and I was already trapped there overnight in a snow storm and had to leave out of the airport and walk over to a hotel in the storm with my suitcase AND there was a stupid roach in my room. Too much stress just to get back to Detroit. Lesson of the day: legal documents must match. That is your only chance at redemption in the airport and I was a priority flyer, too. Wow, my lack of punctuation just now is ridiculous... but so was that TSA lady (who I admit was doing her job.) I just never anticipated that small spelling nutshell m mishap to cause so many broken hearts and dreams. I felt even worse for the guy she patted down in front of me.
@therealstillie
9 жыл бұрын
This vid was the bomb.... lol! Pun intended! :P
@Tanile27
9 жыл бұрын
lmao Moral of the Story: Silence is the best option
@kylebarrow9417
8 жыл бұрын
does this stuff REALLY happen to him?? like it's so hilarious but how on earth do all these wierd things happen to him lmbo
@coleramsey6705
8 жыл бұрын
He's probably like the guy that cheated death like 30 times then won the lottery
@scottpassons5708
8 жыл бұрын
+Cole Ramsey yea lol
@tikugu2702
8 жыл бұрын
its entertaining either way
@kylebarrow9417
8 жыл бұрын
Cole Ramsey RIGHT
@kylebarrow9417
8 жыл бұрын
Tikugu and it is
@SuperHazel99
10 жыл бұрын
Arrest you for smiling? LOL
@chriswilson8420
8 жыл бұрын
I was dying when u said so you think you're going to find bomb residue on my hands
@demogorge511
10 жыл бұрын
Damn I'm brown and even I don't get this much hassle from TSA
@michaelcollins2282
9 жыл бұрын
Ethan Jones do you know how racist tsa is?
@Skyknight61
9 жыл бұрын
Word
@LegendaryShots
14 жыл бұрын
Love this videos, watched it 3 times!!
@74seva
10 жыл бұрын
Man, that sucks, But it's good to see that you took it in stride. Good on you, dude.
@Shinjikeaza
9 жыл бұрын
this was in my recommendations under the video of Racist Deku Skrub
@blockyblob5217
10 жыл бұрын
The part about you being escorted by the cops and TSA people walking to delta make me think of you just got arrested while having 5 stars in GTA V.
@jordanclay5688
4 жыл бұрын
“Excuse me sir, but I have misplaced my identification” 😂😂😂 lies off the bat lol
@Luzbel2912
8 жыл бұрын
Guys don't comment the FBI is watching
@ericatrent89
7 жыл бұрын
Ali Beltran **comments**
@spiritualbeetle120
6 жыл бұрын
Ali Beltran don't worry I've been on their watchlist for a while
@fbi-3246
4 жыл бұрын
Smart man
@LenNeko1998
9 жыл бұрын
You know, to be honest, I understand the necesity of TSA but still, it's a pain in the butt to deal with. Then again, I think they should've been established when airports were first opened. MAYBE if they had 9/11 would've never occured and the security wouldn't be so annoying and scary. I'm afraid of airports even though I have no criminal record and no intention of ever hurting anyone. And a few years back, I went to Costa Rica and that year I had gotten really tan but my passport photo was taken 4 years prior to this. I'm almost 17 now so I've gone through change as I've grown up. I was almost not allowed to fly back to America because of how tan I was that year because they thought my parents were trying to sneak an illegal imigrant into the United States.
@stupid6526
5 жыл бұрын
Watched this a very long time ago, went to look up a Kodak song and this came up, and I’m extremely happy I found this again lmao
@ledj95
10 жыл бұрын
swoozie when you said to cops behind you and 5 tsa people in front of you all I could picture is them forming a smiley face formation with you as the nose
@LukeSkyblocker
8 жыл бұрын
Welp, now I know that you can't play CSGO in an airport.
@genevievea5265
7 жыл бұрын
When someone says wipe that smile off your face I'll just break out laughing
@scarletgracevictoria6855
9 жыл бұрын
Ughhhh i have an FBI record too -_-
@Infernoflameblast
9 жыл бұрын
+Scarlet Grace Victoria how?
@kahlernygard809
8 жыл бұрын
+Infernape by not being a sheep?
@Infernoflameblast
8 жыл бұрын
Kahler Nygard oh, of course, silly me. I forgot we all have white fluffy hides and go "bah".... -___-
@kahlernygard809
8 жыл бұрын
And the literal idiot rears his head. You are the sheep, being lead by the wolf .....
@Infernoflameblast
8 жыл бұрын
Kahler Nygard I said that because your earlier comment was so bafflingly moronic that i felt compelled to respond with an equal. Did you honestly think your vague response helped answer my question? That's like me asking 'where do you live?' and you responding, 'on earth'. Like no shit sherlock. Of course I know she commited an anomalous act. But I'm asking what that act is, of which, you don't know the answer to.
@relltilly
9 жыл бұрын
4 years later still looking for that beat
@LungSolo
10 жыл бұрын
So I started to like this guy's videos so I subbed. Then he drops a remixed version of the legend of legia song on top of one of the craziest stories ever. How do I show more appreciation??!!??!?
@GrimFury
10 жыл бұрын
Ah TSA. I remember the days of working for them. Talk about hate. Lol. I was called all kinds of names for doing what I was supposed to. Sure as hell don't miss that.
@BenDover-go1pk
2 жыл бұрын
hello from 10 years later!👋
@raqibconteh9574
5 жыл бұрын
Did Swoozie predict Kodak's song?
@Vaan14Xxx
6 жыл бұрын
I work for TSA and umm.. yea what airport is this? I've never heard anyone acting like this, omg I'm embarrassed
@justinloll.
6 жыл бұрын
He predicted a song from Kodak 8 years a go
@rsacode
10 жыл бұрын
before this whole 9/11 thing happened - i took all sorts of crap with me on the plane - my mum would pack me a thermos of indian tea - which i would sip sometimes 6-8 hours later (it was still hot) so i didnt have to drink plane tea. i would take all my shower stuff on board with me because if the airline lost my luggage - at least i could use my own stuff rather than hotel stuff. the guys who ruined it for everyone are surely dead but the terrorist attacks keep coming. and now 1 plane was stolen/lost and the other was shot down. millions of americans are afraid to fly. I'm not sure having the extra security and weird violations of private areas are working - has all this stuff helped to deter terrorism? I think if someone wants to blow themselves up and take a bunch of others down with them - they will do it. No amount of fear will deter someone who has already volunteered their life. Maybe keep the security but avoid the touching of private areas. i am probably not someone who fits the profile so im not extra felt up - but i have 2 friends who get felt up by female TSA agents each time they fly. one of them actually pushed the TSA agent off because she thought the agent had gone too far. she is now on a no-fly list.
@brendantatertot9628
9 жыл бұрын
Why are people so stupid?! Seriously!
@rsacode
9 жыл бұрын
Brendan Tate i have no idea - but i have seen the TSA miss stuff in my bag all the time. they didnt see a juice box, they have only spotted my eye drops once and have missed a sizeable bottle of cleanser every time i have flown. im not going to point their mistakes out to them - but you have to wonder - are they really focusing on every scan? even security staff becomes complacent. They probably dont see anything bad come through the scan (because no one is that stupid) and even if something is suspicious - it is very difficult to link it with safety. if you have a pair of tweasers or scissors in your bag - does it mean you were going to harm someone? But maybe it's stlll better to have them there then not - who knows what else they are monitoring apart from we can see?
@alexanderdowns2024
6 жыл бұрын
Dude. This is a clear example that the FBI could do a lot to improve.
@aldemchips565
10 жыл бұрын
Lol, why would you fly Delta, bro? That's your mistake.
@Ltresso12
10 жыл бұрын
Because deltas good
@ChanceR20011
10 жыл бұрын
look on the bright side . . . at least it isn't Southwest Airlines . . .
@bertparx
10 жыл бұрын
ChanceR20011 true
@frostychocolatemilkshakes2944
9 жыл бұрын
Delta is actually a pretty good airline compared to others out there. The best I ever flew was Lufthansa. The worst was Air Canada.
@Kn270
9 жыл бұрын
Rebecca Wolf Bruh ;-; the best I ever flew was qatar airways, my first i ever flew was air canada, worst i ever flew was saudi arabian airlines
@mrchauncy8832
10 жыл бұрын
Still waitin for that album to drop.
@floorballskillz3123
9 жыл бұрын
5 Years and still waiting for you to drop this mixtape
@daaystars
6 жыл бұрын
my dude predicted a Kodak song
@thefandomfish3071
8 жыл бұрын
So basically, you had your time completely wasted and missed your flight all because THEY fucked up?! -_-
@ericatrent89
7 жыл бұрын
TheFandomFish AKA Lauren Lind or they were being racist
@EmeraldDuo
7 жыл бұрын
How did "THEY" fuck up?
@nervz
3 жыл бұрын
this NEEDS to get animated
@Timbobjr
9 жыл бұрын
Any time i get to sensitive areas, i'm going to use the back of my hand ( ͡º ͜ʖ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
@nerdtote8524
9 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@Timbobjr
9 жыл бұрын
Nerdtote Bruh. What up?
@OG_BlackBazooka
7 жыл бұрын
FBI: FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR.
@t3hr00tb33r
5 жыл бұрын
The best part: this man is telling this story with a Mad Bomber hat on.
@politicalmemes1296
9 жыл бұрын
The TSA is something that we can actually say "Thank Al Qaeda!! Because of the 9/11 attacks, suddenly the majority of people who have nothing wrong have to be treated like criminals." Now I'm not saying that the TSA hasn't helped, I'm just saying that for every one person who commits a genuine act of terrorism, 99,999,999 of innocents have the chance of being put though this guys experience for saying the wrong thing, despite the fact that he had not criminal record in the first place. I swear, before long they will require security to use your own car!
@politicalmemes1296
9 жыл бұрын
Pls share your thoughts.
@artsygal112
9 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, but who makes a comment like that at an airport? It's guaranteed to give you trouble. Add to that the ID issue and it's the worse thing he could have done. I'm not blaming security, they should have and they did take it seriously. I'm just embarrassed for him right now.
@politicalmemes1296
9 жыл бұрын
artsygal112 I agree with you completely. I did kinda wince when he said that. My issue is just what happened next. I agree that they should have taken it seriously, but to give him what is essentially a police record for making a dumb ass comment, despite both having no passed records, and come clean in every search. That record is with for a LLLLOOOONNNGGGG time, and who knows, it may even wrongly effect him sometime down the line. Do I fully blame the TSA? No, I think they did the right thing to at least do a meticulous search. I just think that they may have went a little over the top is all.
@artsygal112
9 жыл бұрын
Political Loopholes Remember though that lately, some terrorist attacks have been coming from people with no prior record. It's not the ID that gave him the record, it's the comment. If you give them any reason to be suspicious it's going to be noted down.That's just part of the culture we live in nowadays. Of course if you know Swoozie, you know he was joking. TSA wouldn't know that. But there is a time & place and even he realized when he looked back on this experience that that was not the time or place.
@politicalmemes1296
9 жыл бұрын
artsygal112 I understand. It just frustrates me is all (probably because I am not a terrorist ;)
@toriwalthers9916
7 жыл бұрын
This story is stressing me out lol
@EmeraldDuo
7 жыл бұрын
Why?
@toriwalthers9916
7 жыл бұрын
EmeraldDuo because there is just some much he had to go though lol
@raisen90timpa
10 жыл бұрын
I can't believe this can happen to a person you could make a MOVIE off this story!
@FlyingTortoiseStudios
8 жыл бұрын
woow, american airport security is insane
@tyowens7481
8 жыл бұрын
It has to be, with all the people going in and out and all the terrorism threats
@gwagee6890
8 жыл бұрын
Glad it is, to be honest.
@gamersFTW6875
8 жыл бұрын
Hardus Jonker except that it has never stopped a terrorist
@supersurge2863
8 жыл бұрын
nice perler neclace Swoozie
@supersurge2863
8 жыл бұрын
°necklace
@panaele7165
7 жыл бұрын
hi.I am so traumatized by this experience you are talking about...it pains my soul... this video is art for me...painful art...you are a great storyteller!!!
@jenkinsmontgomery6459
6 жыл бұрын
WTF would they arrest him?
@wrijuganguly
6 жыл бұрын
Here come the Kodak Black comments
@erinobrien4242
7 жыл бұрын
im a little fourteen year old girl and last year i broke my wrist and had surgery on it. i was going somewhere for a trip and at the airport they had to do this test thing where they swabbed my arm to see if there was any chemical residue on them and the alarm thing went off saying i did have chemical residue, but it was from my surgery. so they had to give me a full pat down, but i'm very innocent looking and i look younger than i actually am, so people kept making comments like "she doesn't look like a terrorist to me" and "is it really necessary to pat her down?" i appreciated the concern but i actually felt really bad for the tsa people because they felt really bad but they had to do their job. at least they are safe about things like that and i'm glad they didn't let me go just because i look harmless, but i understand that the way they treated adande was a little extra and they weren't as nice to him as they were to me.
@pjjustpj2435
6 жыл бұрын
Who else that its was about kodak song
@J_S_246
10 жыл бұрын
9:35... It was at this point he knew.... he f#@kd up... :)
@MsMusicIsMyLife1997
11 жыл бұрын
He's so fucking funny. "I'm on an FBI watch list. GET ON MY LEVEL." Love him so muuuch xD
@jackieknudson7317
9 жыл бұрын
Damn. I'm sorry, That fucken sucks I would be soo pissed. Idk how you kept your temper.
@AkidsukiLeader
9 жыл бұрын
If you're black male in USA it's either keep your temper or have your temper killed... along with you...
@RobotSpy13
9 жыл бұрын
Canyon Lione danm right.
@SadButter
9 жыл бұрын
Man, if this is all bullshit Swoozie's got an amazing imagination.
@breddy9282
4 жыл бұрын
I still cant believe this was 9 years ago
@jacksonmccarthy8239
6 жыл бұрын
i was just tryna find the kodak song
@Kagomehoney911
10 жыл бұрын
swoozie, it's almost Christmas, where's the album?
@Pikachewchew
9 жыл бұрын
I really despise the TSA. I have diabetes (Type 1) and I have an insulin pump and glucose monitor. Recently, I went to Orlando. I was pre-check. Yay! No invasive scan right? Nope. They contradict my doctor and say the metal detector harms the pump (Worked fine for 8 years though) and made me go through the giant scanner of death. Then, something showed up on the screen! (Le gasp) And what a surprise, it was my pump and monitor. I showed them, but they wouldn't believe me and searched all my stuff and nicked my broken headphones. What a bunch of silly does.
@Pikachewchew
9 жыл бұрын
Jees I said sods phone
@rosequartz379
10 жыл бұрын
last time i went through airport security with my friend, she and i split up to go through the scanners and everything. i put my stuff in the boxes, went through the scanner, then got my stuff back. when i was done, i expected my friend to be done with getting her stuff back too but when i turned around, she had been stopped by airport security and they were wiping her hands. she didnt react to it, but i got seriously mad. they let the white girl (me) go through in five seconds, but they stopped the vietnamese girl?! i didnt say anything, but i leaned on the rope between the aisles and gave the white chick tht was checking my friend's hands the dirtiest look i could. i was a little disappointed tht she didnt tell me to just keep going cuz i was ready to tell her off (ive got a short fuse. especially for stuff like this)
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