Actually we prefer the term "Long-term mandatory unpaid internship"
@jadeyu7197
2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH HELP
@MaximusStillLives
2 жыл бұрын
Wow you know that really just sums up the whole job, you know what I think I’m gonna get into slavery that sounds like a great time
@KarZak626
2 жыл бұрын
Basically every evil henchmen
@ramonaugusto4282
2 жыл бұрын
Do you get free meals?
@user-sl1wt1dv4y
2 жыл бұрын
@@ramonaugusto4282 no, you gotta pay with social credit points
@phoenixxxashez
2 жыл бұрын
"They need to keep you alive so you can keep working" Sounds like any job really.
@michaelwbell442
2 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling “slavery” in this video is short for “going straight into the work force.”
@annonymous6827
2 жыл бұрын
Well good thing AI will be able to replace us peasants in time!
@chernxbyl9140
2 жыл бұрын
@@annonymous6827 is that really a good thing tho?
@annonymous6827
2 жыл бұрын
@@chernxbyl9140 Obviously not. Was being sarcastic.
@bubblymakamae3839
2 жыл бұрын
I thought that was the joke 😭😂
@wkzczombies7258
3 жыл бұрын
This man picked slavery over school
@bobherobrine3415
3 жыл бұрын
@Xx Yeetamasaurus xX actually it's prison not slavery
@stride6332
3 жыл бұрын
Wise choice
@porkcms3279
3 жыл бұрын
What i see no difference
@MaybeNono666
3 жыл бұрын
@PorkCMS YOU ARE SPEAKING FACTS ✊🏽
@sunsetbunny5402
3 жыл бұрын
Man I would choose school over quarantine
@stickman8459
2 жыл бұрын
I get that slavery is a metaphor for the workforce but a little known fact about slavery was that in some plantation (mostly early cotton plantations in the French Caribbean) they didn’t feed their slaves as the mortality rate was so high it was just cheaper to work the slaves to death because they wouldn’t last longer then a few weeks
@ivoryphillips4750
2 жыл бұрын
Slavery in South America was a whole lot worse
@jabariashe4659
2 жыл бұрын
@stick man…. Facts
@jabariashe4659
2 жыл бұрын
@@ivoryphillips4750 pause on the comparisons 🤨
@saiyanfang1047
2 жыл бұрын
@@jabariashe4659 no, you must speak of the different aspects. Modern slavery would take a more similar form to the southern american form due to the massive world population
@ivoryphillips4750
2 жыл бұрын
@@jabariashe4659 sorry didn't mean to hurt your fee fees
@OnlyRealCloud
3 жыл бұрын
You're a comedy genius.
@OnlyRealCloud
2 жыл бұрын
@@prischarsky9843 I said what I said!
@OnlyRealCloud
2 жыл бұрын
@@prischarsky9843 and what you said was pedantic af. Here's your trophy homie 🏆we got ourselves a bad ass spelling bee champion over here boys!! Watch out!
@ivoryphillips4750
2 жыл бұрын
I guess I missed the whole genius aspect of the skit
@OnlyRealCloud
2 жыл бұрын
@@ivoryphillips4750 you just don't "get it". Lol. I guess it's not too your taste, and that's ok.
@ivoryphillips4750
2 жыл бұрын
@@OnlyRealCloud true
@comin5378
3 жыл бұрын
"Alright slavery it is"🤣🤣
@LoneWolf-zj8it
3 жыл бұрын
That's the most funniest line in the whole video 😂
@avengerslevelthreat1748
3 жыл бұрын
*If slavery was a choice* The whole BDSM community: allow us to introduce ourselves.
@adrenalineactivate
2 жыл бұрын
Twas about to say that, people got some weird kinks out there (for some reason i never see a BDSM with black people in it XD)
@bwingbwinggwiyomi
2 жыл бұрын
@@adrenalineactivate I'm sure there's a fetish for each race lol
@leanna3625
2 жыл бұрын
@@adrenalineactivate Black people are just as kinky as white people but they're less open about it through porn because there's a concern over normalizing that kind of imagery to the wrong sorts of people.
@takemetoyonk
2 жыл бұрын
@@adrenalineactivate what Leanna said and also there's stuff like race kink porn so like. What Leanna said lol
@JmKrokY
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@JujuInFlames
2 жыл бұрын
“I’ll get two of my boys to get you started” I’m scared to know who the boys would be😂
@andiahmadafiq2821
2 жыл бұрын
Remember kids youll never be too old to be a slave, starts your slaving days now!
@rotimijohnson6536
2 жыл бұрын
I chose slavery and it was such a good choice. Free food, freed housing, I work good hours, and I think the masters wife is hiring on me so you know I’m going to tap that.
@craahwilliams570
2 жыл бұрын
@@rotimijohnson6536 😂😂😂😂😂
@SetuwoKecik
2 жыл бұрын
Unpaid internship, right?
@ChrisMGermann
2 жыл бұрын
In the navy, a buddy and I were having a fun debate about whether or not, as government property, we were technically slaves. I ultimately concluded, as we were bound as "property" by our contracts in which we signed over our civil liberties, but we were still getting paid, that therfore we must be indentured servants at worst 🤣🤣
@IG-fk7fu
Жыл бұрын
You could say that what we're payed is just a maintenance fee to keep us running
@MillieBlackRose
4 ай бұрын
I think it's messed up they are allowed to call you government property. Sounds dehumanizing. Hope y'all stay safe.
@kinghenryiii1309
2 жыл бұрын
Me: "I think I'll go with slavery" All my slave ancestors: " DAMN YOU!! YOU TRAITOR
@themancavearchive3388
2 жыл бұрын
Debt is slavery, most just don’t understand that.
@thtswutshesaid
2 жыл бұрын
Most aren't ready for that conversation. Lol
@anninovida
Жыл бұрын
You have to work and work so that you can pay what you owe, rather that to get what you earn.
@James--Parker
9 ай бұрын
Yeah, my upper middle class parents are defiantly slaves due to having a mortgage.
@kana2087
2 жыл бұрын
Notice how he said: “What’s the difference between army and Slavery” 😂 😂 😂
@LilyUnicorn
2 жыл бұрын
As a prior navy....no difference whatsoever. Your contract actually stipulates you lose some of your freedoms when you join.
@chenanigans2cents931
3 жыл бұрын
3 years ago that was my legit choice Army won out
@jacobwkc
2 жыл бұрын
Do you regret it ?
@joeym1230
2 жыл бұрын
Omg lol
@arithmetic9870
2 жыл бұрын
@@jacobwkc Was he able to regret it?
@griffincrump5077
2 жыл бұрын
Not a bad decision
@theawesomeoone6
2 жыл бұрын
Same here. I chose the Army
@kasberkhof7958
2 жыл бұрын
I keep randomly seeing videos from this guy and every single one is hilarious
@johnortiz6129
2 жыл бұрын
This is actually the whole concept behind indentured servitude, awesome video
@soggysocks2636
2 жыл бұрын
that except they'd pay for you to go somewhere you wanted and itd be for a predetermined amount of time
@cs-mi8ur
2 жыл бұрын
@@soggysocks2636 which will be forever.Not much of a difference to a landless farm worker though.
@JorgeFabrizio
2 жыл бұрын
Indentured servitude has a contract with payment and a set expiration.
@davidh4374
2 жыл бұрын
some overlap of mistreatment and the needs of the people invovled to breath oxygen, but the two systems are completely different in most characteristics.
@soggysocks2636
2 жыл бұрын
@@cs-mi8ur do you rly think it costed a mifetimes wages to pay for a trip to america? at most these contracts'd be five years
@AustinMulkaMusic
2 жыл бұрын
I can not believe I actually have to write this, but the point of this video isn't that: since slavery shares some similarities to modern day school and the military, slavery isn't as bad as history has made it out to be. Or that students and veterans have it as bad or worse than slaves. But rather, insofar as school and the military share any similarities to slavery, maybe school and the military are a lot worse than they are made out to be. This isn't a slavery apologist video, this is a "school and the military are ****** up" video.
@dingosal
2 жыл бұрын
@Caleb OKAY I think you are both right, just depends on how much you want to think about it.
@MompreneurDiary
2 жыл бұрын
Yep
@ScottyTownsend91
Жыл бұрын
I was gonna attack this head on until I stopped and thought what kind of slavery are we talking about? If we’re going to the slaves of the early days of USA/trans-Atlantic slave trading then this point wouldn’t make sense and I would advise you to read the making of a slave by willie lynch. But if we’re talking about todays concept of slavery which has its older ideas still entwined but sugar coated into modern society then this comment is very valid. The concept of slavery has changed many times throughout human history that this concept has many layers to it. But this video is bitter sweet no matter what concept we’re talking about as all options have a direct/indirect form of slavery entwined in each of them
@nickcage3958
9 ай бұрын
You’re thinking too much. This video came out when Kanye said slavery was a choice He just made it into a jok
@ramplexpeace
26 күн бұрын
lets hope it doesn't come back
@aledirksen01
2 жыл бұрын
This hit quite hard there buddy. Really made me think this over.
@zhangyuandyou
2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! Underrated content. You deserve more viewers.
@valdez7945
2 жыл бұрын
0:00 When legend was born
@spade3757
2 жыл бұрын
So, this is where a legend began his yt career
@Noble-6
2 жыл бұрын
To this man’s humor and charisma can probably change the world…. I my friend am a subscriber 💯
@funnyshortsvideos7119
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ethanng7167
2 жыл бұрын
awh man his old videos are so underrated
@xakk00
2 жыл бұрын
You're hands down my favorite KZitemr.
@enochasante9322
2 жыл бұрын
Man this is my all time favorite KZitemr m. Dude always got good content
@faithwynn1211
3 жыл бұрын
And when I said dodo bird I meant it as a joke
@shanemay-gunlogson9575
2 жыл бұрын
As a veteran, yeah… it can feel like that. It’s obviously different, but it can feel like that.
@cursedhfy3558
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly he makes a compelling argument.
@IanStLouis-nh5hq
2 жыл бұрын
this is one of those where you start to laugh but then you stop because its true.
@faithwynn1211
3 жыл бұрын
I would literally to school I'm sorry even though it's the worst day of our lives but who else want to go to school cuz I sure dothe back to the place I do not want to go to the army or beef late because I'm black
@tannafrmdaraq7424
3 жыл бұрын
Why does it matter if u black
@Alex-dx5ns
3 жыл бұрын
@@tannafrmdaraq7424 why does a weebs option matter?
@tannafrmdaraq7424
3 жыл бұрын
Sammie Williams how am i a weeb dumbass
@teufulhunden4921
3 жыл бұрын
You being black doesn't matter im Latino and that doesn't change anything
@tannafrmdaraq7424
3 жыл бұрын
Joseph Walters did i said it did i said why dors it matter if u black so shuttup if u dont know the situation
@Mbnewman087
2 жыл бұрын
My choices are army, serfdom, or merchant class. The same three we have always had. Just nobody wants to try and be a merchant anymore and instead try to pick specialist serfdom. However there's too many similar specialist serfs. So try selling something. Anything.
@andrepereira7512
2 жыл бұрын
man i was watching this and ad for a black friday apeared🤣🤣🤣🤣
@King_man3
2 жыл бұрын
I love your video’s
@thestrongervessel2181
2 жыл бұрын
You sir are a comedic genius 🤓👊🏾
@anikotutor
3 жыл бұрын
You deserve 7 billion subscribers
@richiejohnson
2 жыл бұрын
I'm loving that blue room
@teandjello
2 жыл бұрын
You went brazy with this Lmfaoo
@tornadoer
3 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@klickingkayasmr7585
2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, both of those fall under the category of slavery....especially Army. Great video! 😂
@JorgeFabrizio
2 жыл бұрын
One problem. Only about 15% of the military actually deploys overseas and the overwhelming majority are only going to Japan, Germany, or Korea. Most of them won't go anywhere near a combat zone.
@LilyUnicorn
2 жыл бұрын
Me in the navy. Going through the straits. Superiors: nothing happens here. * Everyone doe eyed Some time later. "One week ago ship blah blah was aimed at by missile xx. They shot it down." *everyone puffed up chest pretending they are noble warriors. Me: ?? We are literally in the med. Between a bunch of middle east countries and a russian ship that followed us around for a while. Reaaally? People bought all that. I was stationed in virginia. Military deploys frequently. A deployment is "short term" (in reality its long as hell. Its only 4 months... 9 months later). And not about where you are stationed. You are talking about being stationed. Not deployment. Deployment is where you go on active duty mission tour around certain areas patrolling wherever you arebsupposed to be patrolling foe months on end with your entire crew. Imagine being on a tin can of 300 to 5000 people (depending on what ship you are on) for more than half a year with people who mostly loathe each other on water. Thats a navy deployment. Add in the popular people who get away with everything and it is just a a giant ball of stress plus being ordered around like a blow up doll to do everything but your actual job. Military life is actually not that different from prison life. Your only freedom is when you go home ans hide in your hovel.
@dsbmitchell
2 жыл бұрын
I found the beauty of the accent wall to be distracting. It really resonated with me.
@kendac5493
2 жыл бұрын
Also with slavery, you have your housing taken care of, your food, healthcare is non existent but same with the army and school. Bruh slavery is starting to sound better than the options
@dljennings26
8 ай бұрын
I do not think anybody have said it so at 0:00 a legend was born (unless I’m an idiot and he did not start here)
@jerryholbrook13
2 жыл бұрын
Whoa..... Very thought provoking....
@Aizure0
2 жыл бұрын
The legend's first video
@unknownyeet169
2 жыл бұрын
i didn’t mean to dislike thank god i liked it to make sure my mistakes were fixed
@jackepperson21
3 жыл бұрын
This is great
@TristanWASNTtaken
Жыл бұрын
Pov: this was recommend or seen after 4 years
@loading9751
2 жыл бұрын
Why do I love this video so much
@SAL83468
2 жыл бұрын
Underrated video
@wilnasgides8868
2 жыл бұрын
Nice job and change from these years to today
@Delsanar
2 жыл бұрын
There was probably more specifics to be said about slavery like the torture and rape
@detavitlucssenippah5304
2 жыл бұрын
Shit, this is deep.
@mindyours752
2 жыл бұрын
Back in the day I thought saying that was so dumb. Yet I understand it now more than ever. You can choose to be enslaved or you can fight for your freedom. You can die a free man or live as a slave and that's what I now understand where he was getting at. Being so many people are choosing to be enslaved to the media, politics, mandates, etc. Its like why arent people fighting back against this tyranny. Then you understand. People are choosing to be mentally enslaved.
@ivoryphillips4750
2 жыл бұрын
100% correct
@tasha7726
2 жыл бұрын
Kanye was talking about slaves pre Civil War. It's not that complicated. And he was still a dumbass for saying it.
@danidejaneiro8378
2 жыл бұрын
When one of the options is death, that's not a real choice is it. Real life isn't a romantic Hollywood hero film derp
@DaColoniza
2 жыл бұрын
This man could sell an Eskimo an ice cube
@yvesboris2967
2 жыл бұрын
Man, you’re good!
@galacticlava1475
2 жыл бұрын
Did you guys notice the smirk on his face when he left?
@cj94zj92sc
2 жыл бұрын
The reference was fight/die/property
@hismajestyac2587
2 жыл бұрын
KZitem Algorithm just happen to recommend this to me on MLK Day
@rwatson4
2 жыл бұрын
Genius. This video summarized a small point about the working poor in America
@timechanger6679
2 жыл бұрын
Pure gold! 🤩
@darkeinhardt3760
2 жыл бұрын
So here is when the best comedy channel started
@prischarsky9843
2 жыл бұрын
Good video.
@thehoboeskimo9888
2 жыл бұрын
Ur hilarious n bold idk how they haven’t cancelled u
@goose8902
2 жыл бұрын
This joke hits harder the more you think about it.
@SotastatesouljaPR
2 жыл бұрын
The funny thing about this, is those of us that are not in school or the military ae essentially in a form of slavery.
@Luke-lp2yo
2 жыл бұрын
The army sucks
@THATORIGINALREDGUY
Жыл бұрын
0:00 legend was born
@Stoirelius
7 күн бұрын
The difference between army and slavery is that in the army they say “thank you for your service”
@rieriec.36
2 жыл бұрын
this is great...audio is very soft
@danieldorvil7683
2 жыл бұрын
great vid
@SwadeMusic911
2 жыл бұрын
Shout out Kanye West! Frfr when some slaves said lets escape fight back ect. some slaves literally made different decisions🙏
@luci9357
2 жыл бұрын
Mans really sat there contemplating slavery like dawggg😭😭
@Namelezz_Guy
2 жыл бұрын
This guy needs his own Netflix series. Seriously…
@ploister
2 жыл бұрын
How does this sketch have only 95k views?
@lonewolfsowoofwoof7214
2 жыл бұрын
You could actually be a slave by choice. Back before slavery started, if you wanted to get into the 13 colonies you could choose to become an “indentured servant” which is basically where you choose a contract with farmer or whatever, for example 8 years, and you would work off a “debt” which is how much your master payed for your food, water, etc, and whenever you didn’t pay off your debt in that chunk of time, your contract would be renewed, until you payed off your debt. After that, you would get a free passage to the 13 colonies and your new life would begin!
@TheFrancescanater
2 жыл бұрын
Not slavery, as they could choose to get into it, they got paid afterwards, and it was a predetermined amount of time. Plus their children weren’t born into it. Not slavery at all. Delete this comment
@lonewolfsowoofwoof7214
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheFrancescanater Lmao bro I said “by choice”. Read my comment three times before commenting some shit like that😂 Also, I said exactly what you said in this comment. And you’re wrong, whenever they didn’t work off the debt, they did have to continue working, but the indentured servant got to choose how much time. They could choose 4 years that time, or just 1. Anything to finish off the debt. Delete YOUR comment🤨 Oh, did I forget to mention, they didn’t get payed. Their pay was a large amount of food and water, which falls into the debt the servant has to work in that amount of time.
@Yuvi2909
9 ай бұрын
The beginning of a legend 0:00
@EM-xb1uc
2 жыл бұрын
This was in reference to Kanye West statement. 🤣
@ytubewatcher3
2 жыл бұрын
I hear the song phrase in my head "it's the end of the world" from Skeeter Davis😂
@osso4405
2 жыл бұрын
Wow. either be a mindless war dog for the government, become a slave to debt and work your life away to pay off loans, or…. Tackle the elephant in the room and just be that slave.
@henrytawnn8694
2 жыл бұрын
Just cut out the middleman and be the regular slave.
@LilyUnicorn
2 жыл бұрын
Most...jobs in the milutary are NON COMBAT.
@HydnBB2
2 жыл бұрын
Makes perfect sense! I’m sold!
@plainjanex9970
2 жыл бұрын
“Sold” literally 😂😂😂
@jeremychaffin3733
2 жыл бұрын
I'm speechless. Not silent though, because I laughed.
@freshstart3555
2 жыл бұрын
I needed this. Aww man lol
@heathergballew6106
2 жыл бұрын
This is actually super relevant right now. And most folks are actually chosing slavery
@emyf9197
2 жыл бұрын
Flipping kanyes "slavery was a choice" Into this! 😅
@vollied4865
Жыл бұрын
'Army, school, or slavery' Me: *confused screaming* it's all the same thing
@annprehn
2 жыл бұрын
Wage slavery in northern factories was often not enough to survive on and horrible working conditions, certainly nothing when you got old. Older Black slaves were usually given food and a roof over their heads. Early worker movements were intended to include both factory workers and slaves in worker solidarity, but the Civil War messed that up.
@blame7121
2 жыл бұрын
And he'll also get lots of work experience, pretty good for his future
@Ethan_Shaw
2 жыл бұрын
So cool
@CT_4000
3 жыл бұрын
its basically army prison or slavery
@Eln1
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@anthonycalyt4685
2 жыл бұрын
I just watch all of hes vids.
@kongchingpow
2 жыл бұрын
I mean...when you put it like that..
@saiyanfang1047
2 жыл бұрын
Slavery in the U.S. may have been based on slaves being sustained but most slavery was done without regard for lives which is why Brazil has the largest black population outside of Africa
@celestetenorio1605
2 жыл бұрын
Yep
@SionvsSino
2 жыл бұрын
This pun so high level
@Miqel_Jordan
2 жыл бұрын
That “no problem” felt wrong
@shugshiesty
3 жыл бұрын
Finessed a guy into slavery...smooth
@nurainiarsad7395
2 жыл бұрын
In the old days both losing a battle but not dying, as well as falling into debt, had a high likelihood of leading to slavery. Literal slavery, not metaphorical ‘jobs are like slavery’. So, actually not too bad of a comparison set.
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