The fact the Emperor's first words are "About fucking time" is one of the greatest things ever
@ArbitraryLiberator
4 жыл бұрын
Tbh I never understood why the Imperium never tried this for him
@thelockwarden9028
4 жыл бұрын
One day, a child of the Imperium will be born, a child who will seem entirely normal until he speaks his first words. By those words shall the imperium know him as the reincarnation of the Emperor. And those words shall be “About fucking time.”
@sparkyboi4387
4 жыл бұрын
AncientThrowaway because the great technology of the past is now lost forever
@ArbitraryLiberator
4 жыл бұрын
@@sparkyboi4387 Fair enough. The Adeptus Mechanicus must need more toasters before they can install such a device
@lewismartin3430
3 жыл бұрын
it let's you know early what this is gonna be like. lol
@runemaster4511
3 жыл бұрын
Hats off to the fans rewatching! Long live TTS!! Try not to cry.
@connorgolden4
2 жыл бұрын
I’m trying…and failing.
@brotherbacchaddarneter5839
2 жыл бұрын
Brothers My eyes are sadly sweating Help
@Atoll-ok1zm
2 жыл бұрын
*very much cry*
@Si_Sireeni
2 жыл бұрын
FORTIFY THOSE TEARDUCTS BROTHER! WE HAVE MOURNING TO DO! THE FALLEN SHALL FOREVER BE REMEMBERED AS THE EMPERORS *FINEST*
@runemaster4511
2 жыл бұрын
@@Si_Sireeni We stand strong brother. The Emperor protects.
@paleface171
8 жыл бұрын
Toilet Seat Insignia, banana insults, and threatens to have his dying son's life support cut to shut those Ultramarine enthusiasts up? Praise the Emperor, for he is hilarious!
@sithlord5190
4 жыл бұрын
The emperor protects
@mikepobiak9375
4 жыл бұрын
He doesn't want his son to go through the same pain he's in.
@thundergaming155
3 жыл бұрын
Or the fact his son make his chapter weaker by turning it into smaller ones.
@definitelyaperson6334
3 жыл бұрын
Anybody else think kitten is the best
@PrometheusEpimetheus
3 жыл бұрын
The Emperor keks.
@randomtechpriest8460
7 жыл бұрын
Where is my toaster?
@oliverfalkesater2349
7 жыл бұрын
Quiet, you!
@harryratcliffe8882
6 жыл бұрын
Christian Yager only some of us are like this guy and sadly, it's a large "some". While some of us lead armies to fight for the imperium, like me, although I fight from the front lines and my army has essentially become a skitarii version of the iron warriors (pre-heresy) What planet are you on by the way? On route to a dark mechanicum forge world to wreck their fucking traitorous faces by ramming my foot down their fucking throat!! And I need some................... infantrymen to assist me.
@dr.altoclef9255
6 жыл бұрын
It should've arrived within a week...unless another mailman was lost to Khorne again. Little letter-carrying bastards are feisty.
@Anna-dw4ll
6 жыл бұрын
En route through terrax drill, destignate: 01001101 01100001 01100101 01101100 01110011 01110100 01110010 01101111 01101101 00100000
@ArcaneKnave
5 жыл бұрын
Somewhere with many cyberdongs
@phoenixfire9176
9 жыл бұрын
i feel so sorry for that Dreadknight pilot. being shunned so brutally by the emperor himself must be the most devastating thing a space marine can receive.
@Sir_Bucket
5 жыл бұрын
@Jun Okura Draigo's genius cannot be understand by our pathetic inferior man, as we can't master his famous technic of "no sun" consisting of eating a sun and spitting it on his ennemies faces
@DuckieMcduck
5 жыл бұрын
To be fair he shunned the machine, not the pilot.
@chrishill3536
5 жыл бұрын
get shit on by his father though that baby carry suck ass.
@vinnylatoria4478
4 жыл бұрын
Well, the Blood Angels are still a thing.
@dionwoollaston5717
4 жыл бұрын
Erutan Egaro are you implying that the emperor is inferior? HEEERRRETTTIIIICCC "bangs head against exterminatus button furiously"
@trainfan-ks5hk
5 жыл бұрын
Emperor: says gullimen is the best primarch Also Emperor: “Cut his life support”
@EvilJoeReaper
5 жыл бұрын
Well, thry did cut his life support in gathering the storms.
@YourLocalMairaaboo
5 жыл бұрын
Theres a theory about the reason on tv tropes check it out
@AzraelSoulHunter
4 жыл бұрын
And he still wonders why some of his sons betrayed him.
@thechairman1306
4 жыл бұрын
Then he goes on to say. "THE GREATEST LITTLE DERIVATIVE PILE OF BLUEBERRY PUDDING POP FUCKERY THAT HAS EVERY GLAZED THE SURFACE OF THIS SHITTY LITTLE GALAXY."
@forgefathereli8354
4 жыл бұрын
@Templar Knight ok is everyone in this thread not aware that Guilliman has already been revived and basically acts as the de facto Emperor? Im confused.
@williambeck2372
8 жыл бұрын
"Come to papa you." OOOOOH IF ONLY YOU KNEW EMPEROR.
@Outlaw7263
5 жыл бұрын
I'm new to 40k I'm guessing inbreeding is in play here, or cloning.... or mass breeding... or a disturbing combination of the 3.....
@genericscottishchannel1603
5 жыл бұрын
@@Outlaw7263 the centurion is actually a Trojan Horse controlled by his son Rogal Dorn
@dieguy3080
5 жыл бұрын
@@genericscottishchannel1603 spoilers
@MrElath
5 жыл бұрын
@@Outlaw7263 You have no fucking clue how close you are yet how off base you are.
@reynardop7615
5 жыл бұрын
@@genericscottishchannel1603 wait isnt rogal dorn the good guys ? He is the primarch of the Imperial fists right ?? Why is the centurion a bad thing ??
@iaminhere6022
5 жыл бұрын
"Their constant uninterrupted chanting is drilling into my skull as if they where the immensly sanctimonious lovechichild of tinnitus and a jackhammer" -The glorious cant-belive-hes-not-a-god Emperor
@calciumperegrinusofthesala4024
Жыл бұрын
Aaah I see you obey the Emperor's word and not that of the inquisition
@TheGoodLuc
5 жыл бұрын
"Oh my self". For his rejection of divinity, His Majesty is certainly not above treating himself like a god.
@WarmLusamine
4 жыл бұрын
He’s more of a narcissist.
@LockCard
4 жыл бұрын
@@WarmLusamine a narcissist who knows his place, but still needs that ego stroked every so often.
@mathunit1
3 жыл бұрын
@@No-hf5xb George Takei: Ooooh myyyyyy....
@kharnthebetrayer8251
3 жыл бұрын
Have you met The Emperor? Always saying 'I'm not a god' Then, he shows up on Mars. Makes it rain for the first time in millenia. Is bathed in golden light, with the biggest ship they've ever seen. And seemingly magically fixes a Knight. Like he'd read the story of the arrival of the Omnissiah, and tried to imitate it as much as possible
@Solar424
3 жыл бұрын
I don't know about you, but if I woke up from a 10,000 year coma and people were calling me a god I'd just roll with it.
@HailHydrate2
9 жыл бұрын
Right, from now on I'm just going to randomly shout "WE ARE THE HAMMER" whenever and wherever.
@alfabusa
9 жыл бұрын
You'll be recruited into the Grey Knights instantly.
@TheNataniel14
9 жыл бұрын
What do you need to shout to be recruited into the Alfa-Legion?
@evilnekowantznobs
9 жыл бұрын
TheNataniel14 This. A million times this.
@HailHydrate2
9 жыл бұрын
evilnekowantznobs "Cactus" Or random profanities.
@KamuiKunitsuna
9 жыл бұрын
Hail Hydrate WE ARE THE CACTUS!
@khylerbane4523
3 жыл бұрын
After GW’s latest announcement and the Fate of TTS video, I had to come back here and watch the whole series over again. If anyone else has come here for the same reason please leave a thumbs up to show it. Lets show Alfabusa just how much this meant to us. As for you, Bruva... Bruva Alfabusa, Warhammer 40k has become one of my favorite franchises, right up with Star Wars, DC comics and Lotr. And it is all because of you and this series. Thank you for bringing me into this universe and it’s incredible community. I acknowledge, understand, and respect your final decision and wish you well in life, for you, your wife, and even baby born just recently this year. As Celestine once said(and I may be paraphrasing, please correct me if so)...”farewell for now” and “goodbye, friend”(as a certain chair bound person said to a Drukari leader).
@missZoey5387
3 жыл бұрын
This is my first time. I'm new to Warhammer and want to see what the fuss is all about with this TTS thing.
@JustSomebody5
3 жыл бұрын
I heard the news from Davvy Chappy.
@aidengaming5999
3 жыл бұрын
When the day comes that ttsd returns I will spend the entire day rewatching the series shouting “ALFA LIVES”
@numnaut1314
3 жыл бұрын
The worse part is this was free advertisement and with losing it they'll be losing money. Heck, it was the TTS - Heresy Scene that trended that got me to watch this which started my love for warhammer 40k.
@zatnikutel635
2 жыл бұрын
what was the announcement ?
@Svstrauser
9 жыл бұрын
You know, your series is seriously ruining my Dark Heresy campaign. Now whenever I start writing an adventure, I can't stop thinking about giving the Emprah a text-to-speech device as the main plot...
@midrovar5811
5 жыл бұрын
lol achei que fosse o unico br aqui
@arthurrebello919
5 жыл бұрын
brs estão em todos os lugares.
@papasuamae4302
5 жыл бұрын
como assim mano, nossa é tão bom saber que eu não sou o único br que assiste TTS e gosta do universo de 40K
@brendancappelli2611
4 жыл бұрын
What the fuck?
@butitwasmedio
4 жыл бұрын
@@brendancappelli2611 Don't ask me I'm as confused as you are
@RamRam.720
4 жыл бұрын
"I never created anything called grey knights" Silly manperor, you inadvertently created them to shut malcador up, remember?
@jagnestormskull3178
3 жыл бұрын
Technically, Emps founded the Knights-Errant through Malcador; Malcador and Janus (Magnus's equivalent of the Star Child) founded the Grey Knights.
@Ozarka0
8 жыл бұрын
"My Glorious Overlord, you have been silent for millenia. Please, my Lord, speak to us with this device we have installed into the Golden Throne! Let us hear your words once more!" "ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!" I know that isn't totally right, but I still love it nonetheless.
@carolynpitts2163
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah you would think that someone would have installed this thing by now you would have thought by all this technology all this stuff that they have you would think they would install a text talking device
@genericscout5408
5 жыл бұрын
@@carolynpitts2163 The Emp can speak normally to people like he did to Guilliman. He's just been silent usually.
@carolynpitts2163
5 жыл бұрын
@@genericscout5408 yeah you would be silent too if it took all of your mental concentration to keep your soldiers moving through space and keeping the warp gate open
@genericscout5408
5 жыл бұрын
@@carolynpitts2163 No I'd establish on and off times for the Warp Travel systems to speak and make decrees. Even if the astronomicon flashed every couple of minutes off and on it'd still be good to make notes and get Intel to direct say the inquisition. 10,000 years is a long time and plenty of time to have written a few guidelines for the Empire.
@carolynpitts2163
5 жыл бұрын
@@genericscout5408 I know right
@Snowfox572
9 жыл бұрын
"SHUT YOUR FACE YOU FUCKING BANANA" i'll have to remember that one.
@ernesik4636
7 жыл бұрын
*FOR THE LOVE OF ALL STOP SIGNS IN THE GALAXY, CEASE AND FUCKING DESIST* That one is just perfect for sending to annoying people.
@girlbuu9403
5 жыл бұрын
"I feel this is the start of something ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUS" Kitten, you have no idea.
@mr.cellophane4163
3 жыл бұрын
Be honest. Who else is rewatching the entire series in honor of these glorious people?
@jefferycrouse4652
2 жыл бұрын
We must hold the line. Even if we must wait a million mights like the Ancient Rylanor
@calciumperegrinusofthesala4024
Жыл бұрын
Here
@jakeanthonyadobas820
Жыл бұрын
Im also herw
@monoremu3200
Жыл бұрын
I just discovered this channel today =)))))
@LordDeathis
9 жыл бұрын
Lost it at: "shut your face you fucking banana" "Yes, my Lord"
@DaemonPrimarch
9 жыл бұрын
I saw this comment, knew it was coming, and still lost my shit.
@K0ragg
9 жыл бұрын
DaemonPrimarch Yup.
@TheTrytix
4 жыл бұрын
Emperor: "Is he still alive?" Kitten: "Barely. He was almost killed. He is currently in stasis back on the Ultramarines' homeworld of Macragge." Emperor: "Cut is life-support." XD
@caav56
4 жыл бұрын
Much later on... E: I wonder, if you cut 13th life support... Kitten: Uhh... ???: Indivisible tensions lays thick throughout the air / blanketed by it’s weight, it feel impossible to bear / on the steps of the pathway father unknowingly pawed / I’d one day hoped to follow but now I rue the day...
"Their constant, uninterrupted chanting is drilling into my skull like they were the immensely sanctimonious lovechild of tinnitus and a jackhammer." Holy shit, was that a burn or an exterminatus?
@R_Caine
2 жыл бұрын
Knowing His Majesty, it could well be both.
@matasa7463
Жыл бұрын
@@R_Caine If he concentrated his ire into psychic might, there would be nothing left of them.
@veterankasrkin7416
9 жыл бұрын
Creating the glorious Text-to-Speech Device and the Tech-priest dude wants toasters? Seems legit!
@Terrorkekx
9 жыл бұрын
In the 41st Millenium Toasters are artifacts of unbelievable power...toasting sliced bread, giving it a golden brown crust and a smell of heavenly mana...And Toasters are also the first semi-intelligent AI´s but shhhhh...no one has to know that :P
@veterankasrkin7416
9 жыл бұрын
Terrorkekx May the Omnissiah bless and protect toasters!
@ThunderPsyker
9 жыл бұрын
Well, it is incredible unique, ancient technology which could solve numerous feeding crisis across the Imperium. Oh and the Techpriests mention 'toaster sex day' in Episode 12. Perhaps he just needs to relieve some stress.
@Terrorkekx
9 жыл бұрын
ThunderPsyker Oh my....
@Morec0
9 жыл бұрын
ThunderPsyker Toaster sex day is glorious.
@ShadowWolfRising
9 жыл бұрын
it seems the Emperor hates the Ultra Smurfs as much as everyone else. .........but he seems to think the Angry Marines are cute. This pleases me.
@jamesmeiklejohn-williams7641
8 жыл бұрын
+ShadowWolfRising Actually the Centurion is an Imperial Fist Centurion, not an Angry Marine one. Though I doubt they'd want to use one because then they couldn't charge the enemy as easily.
@ShadowWolfRising
8 жыл бұрын
James Meiklejohn-Williams then we need an Angry Marines video.
@jamesmeiklejohn-williams7641
8 жыл бұрын
ShadowWolfRising Hell yes! The Emperor's reaction would be priceless.
@pawenawrocki5554
8 жыл бұрын
+James Meiklejohn-Williams Spoiler - this is not a centurion, this is Rogal fucking Dorn!)
@jamesmeiklejohn-williams7641
8 жыл бұрын
Paul Akama I saw. My post was before that episode came out and my point still stands: It was an Imperial Fists Centurion, not an Angry Marines Centurion.
@TheManWhoStoleTheShadows
7 ай бұрын
Time for my yearly rewatch of the series
@imnotacannibal
4 ай бұрын
time for my monthly rewatch
@Ragnarra
3 ай бұрын
And my daily rewatch for the laughs.
@Spamdestructive
2 ай бұрын
I shall join you on this holy pilgrimage
@Isharne
Ай бұрын
Courage and honor! I shall join you in your crusade!
First of all; THANKS FOR 30,000 SUBSCRIBERS! Secondly; You may be asking yourself - 'Alfabusa you fucking nerd, why are you remaking the first episode?! Also, where is episode 15!?' N-now, please remain calm, it isn't as it looks like, I can explain, please DON'T LEAVE! You see, I decided to remake episode 1 because I didn't think it properly represented the entirety of the series as a pilot. A pilot-episode is supposed to be the one video that a person can judge the entire series upon and if its worth checking out. As to quote Thunder, it is clear that the first episode was "meant to be a standalone thing" and "made in another age", so in comparison to pretty much all other episodes, especially the later ones - it is very weak. So, after a lot of wailing, I decided that THIS was the right thing to do! But don't worry, the original episode 1 can be found in the description of this video if you for some reason want to check it. Now I'm just hoping this will one day get as many likes as its predecessor. All of your likes are appreciated and will fuel my endless addiction.
@utchiaRaven
9 жыл бұрын
Tanks so mutch i have ben whating so LONG fore this love your serie and work and also fore us warhammer 40k fanns
@MisterDraken7609
9 жыл бұрын
Alright! Remake!
@Jupiter_One
9 жыл бұрын
Not to be that guy, but I think that the original first version have more character too it. I mean, sure, there is nothing wrong with this one, and I get your point about the pilot thing, but the first original one has a very unique charm and when it evolves into something more it really pulls the viewer in (atleast me). Nothing wrong with this one, just seems to try to fix something that does not need fixing. Imo ofc. Love your work man, keep it up. Glory to the Emperor.
@8johnny888
9 жыл бұрын
Alpha i could wait a whole millennium for this stuff. I don't give two shits if it takes 5 months, you're doing a great job and i really like the series. Nice work, love it.
@ThunderPsyker
9 жыл бұрын
Episode 2 will be re-released 3 years from now as part of The Emperor Collection and will contain the multiplayer beta for Episode 15
@wowliker642
8 жыл бұрын
I knew this series would be hilarious as soon as I heard the glorious emperor's first words: About fucking time.
@Megraptor
5 жыл бұрын
Alright so. Long comment time A year ago my boyfriend started to play 40k. At first I was all "oh no, I have heard of this plastic crack before. I'm nerdy, but not THAT nerdy..." I knew about tyranids and space marines just from internet memes, and I had unknowingly turned "blood for the blood god" into "cookies for the cookie god" at one point. Then I learned about the chaos gods and thought they were pretty great. The boyfriend is a Nurgle player... But my interest in 40k only was basic knowledge about the different groups. I felt bad cause the boyfriend was super into it and I barely understood it. The human part was especially confusing to me... I even went to a couple games with my boyfriend, though I'm prone to napping and finding people's pets to play with during games. I had seen bits of this series around, and I had joined a couple meme groups and Grimdank to better understand 40k humor. Figured I'd try and understand that at least. So like a week ago, I was pretty sad and I needed something goofy. I had seen Slaanesh patrol before, and I was all "Fuck it, I'm going to watch that 40k cutout series." And so I did. And oh no, now I'm reading Horus Rising, and looking at building an army myself (tyranids, I was a Zerg player on StarCraft.) What have you done.
@legiohysterius4624
4 жыл бұрын
It's people like you who go out of their way to help and understand others that keep me from pressing the big red shiny exterminatus button...... so shiny
@thomastakesatollforthedark2231
4 жыл бұрын
@@legiohysterius4624 such a magnificent button...
@legiohysterius4624
4 жыл бұрын
@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 No I must resist for the man emperah
@shrimp_on_internet
3 жыл бұрын
@@legiohysterius4624 press it. There may be heretics
@bendingtech6026
3 жыл бұрын
We have converted a new victim to the cause
@michaelwatson7364
2 жыл бұрын
"Their constant uninterrupted chanting is drilling into my skull as if they were the immensely sanctimonious lovechild of tinnitus and a jackhammer." Gave me the image of a thousand prepubescent Space Marines stomping around in their armor on a steel bridge whilst vocalizing like poorly oiled gears. I legit could not quite breathe.
@KhoaLe-uc2ny
6 жыл бұрын
That one Custodes looks kinda handsome.
@kingbrit4583
5 жыл бұрын
*but....he is you!......WHAT WARP DEVILRY IS THIS*
@ACENDANT-
4 жыл бұрын
WHAT HERASY I HAVE COME TO CRUMP DA HERATIC I MEAN KILL EM humy gits
@moneymrcrabs6814
4 жыл бұрын
Bitch
@gasmaskfacednerd5896
4 жыл бұрын
@@moneymrcrabs6814 Makes sense.
@moneymrcrabs6814
4 жыл бұрын
Anger
@blaster23456
9 жыл бұрын
Wow. The Emperor's kind of a dick.But I guess being a skeleton for near 10000 years does kind of make one a bit irritated.
@thundergaming155
3 жыл бұрын
And the fact his followers are insane to the point he may be done with the whole being a demi god thing.
@alexpreston4927
3 жыл бұрын
Rest In Peace Warhammer 40k fan community, you will be dearly missed.
@infectedinfantry1887
3 жыл бұрын
I don't understand what the fuck happened will he delete the videos?
@hammermandan8264
3 жыл бұрын
GW has recently instituted a zero-tolerance policy towards fan animations and the like. Even though they haven’t done anything yet, Alfabusa doesn’t want to risk continuing the series and potentially getting his channel banned and patreon taken down because he relies on both for income and has an infant son to take care of, so he has decided to shelve the series until GW changes the policy, and will now be focusing on producing content that has nothing to do with warhammer.
@bigone924
3 жыл бұрын
I know why you are here. I know that the pause of this series darkens your heart. But take heart, Loyal Citizen. We march upon this Series yet another time, for the laughs, good times, and in open defiance of the Traitorious powers, Games Workshop. One more time, I say. Just one more time.
@Bubbie-is-tired
3 жыл бұрын
Hey thanks for this comment. Kinda helped me feel better. Have a nice day.
@vsGoliath96
7 жыл бұрын
Well, now that the Custodians actually have models, with an entire army on the way, looks like I'm going to have to build me roster of fucking golden bananas as well!
@vsGoliath96
4 жыл бұрын
@Benito Mussolini Funny you should say that. www.indiegogo.com/projects/fabulous-pillar-guardians-tabletop-miniatures#/
@thecommentguy9380
3 жыл бұрын
@@vsGoliath96 what the fucking terra on fucking rollerskate... WHERE'S MY GOD DAMN WALLET
@XantalosOfTheXanalok
8 жыл бұрын
I can never look at Centuri-chan the same way again after the latest episode.
@crawlingboy
5 жыл бұрын
Good name
@sithlord5190
4 жыл бұрын
Kitten
@merlotingreigory3606
4 жыл бұрын
Wait what
@artemiostriantafyllou7986
3 жыл бұрын
_Your sweetheart was I_ *ep 20 Spoilers* *_Rogal Dorn_*
@KingLich451
3 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeeessss....
@dhawkeye4439
3 жыл бұрын
“I have so many things to complain about” truer words have never been spoken
@begoniusthottius8441
4 жыл бұрын
***Spoiler alert*** I only just realised that Rogal only calls himself adorable as his wall name because that is the first thing his father ever called him after regaining the ability to speak. That, is fucking adorable.
@anueutsuho7425
Жыл бұрын
He is adorable, and he likes fudge.
@Tumbleflop
Жыл бұрын
@@anueutsuho7425 This is true.
@ae3qe27u3
11 ай бұрын
And he's been guarding his father this whole time, so he shows up immediately once he catches wind that his father can speak again. It's really quite sweet
@varumgobt
3 жыл бұрын
Just coming to pay my respects and rewatch for a last time. I'll fucking miss this series, it was the thing that made me look for more WH40K.
@randomshit308
2 жыл бұрын
Time for another rewatch, laddie
@dr.adderman483
2 жыл бұрын
Gonna be honest, for a minute I read WH40K as WHACK
@austinbutcher8106
Жыл бұрын
@@dr.adderman483 well 40k is whacked
@PsychoTy1998
2 ай бұрын
Even 9 years later, this show still makes me weep. To all those watching TTS, you are truly enligtened and OG's of Warhammer content. I hope we are blessed once again by TTS someday.
@Commonwealth_Of_Pennsylvania
3 жыл бұрын
The fallen shall be forever remembered as the emperor's finest
@xandermagne2141
9 жыл бұрын
I love the Monty Pythonesque animation.
@teencomment
3 жыл бұрын
"I feel like this is the start of something ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUS." I get the feeling that Alfabusa had NO IDEA how true that was XD
@Numtalegau
3 жыл бұрын
Binge watching TTS is such an amazing treat, even after all these years. As long as these videos exist, i will watch this amazing creation. Whatever comes next, i'll be here to watch those creative juices flow once more.
@keyboardcorrector2340
4 жыл бұрын
I love how this is just an onslaught of well articulated roasts.
@anatoldenevers237
3 жыл бұрын
Keyboard Corrector he’s had lots of time to think of them
@irishspartanstudios
3 жыл бұрын
Kitten: "I feel like this is the start of something absolutely GLORIOUS!" Me: "Ah Kitten, little Kitten, you have no idea."
@Katiethemoo
9 жыл бұрын
Please tell me i'm not the only one who headbangs with the emperor at the end.
@K0ragg
9 жыл бұрын
I always thought that looks weird as fuck.
@corinthianimperialstudios704
7 жыл бұрын
Katie Whitford you are not alone! For I do it as well, and my brother gives me a weird look because I am at the breakfast table.
@theholymanempra4844
5 жыл бұрын
I ordered kitten to head bang to he looked so dumb only I can polite off
@garrettgoss2691
Ай бұрын
"CEASE AND FUCKING DESIST" hit me so much harder than it should've
@avosmash2121
2 жыл бұрын
I dont even play or know barely a thing about 40k. I just stumbled across this and the idea of an ancient, motionless near demigod worshipped corpse on a golden throne having a Stephen Hawking box implanted just so he can bitch to his sycophant underlings how stupid everything is in this overly testosterone filled Metal album cover universe, is just a genius concept unto itself.
@mizu_awa2487
2 жыл бұрын
If the Emperor actually got a tts device, he would actually shit on his underlings for how shit the imperium has become
@scarletcroc3821
4 ай бұрын
Time to rewatch this series again
@CabalCorporation
9 жыл бұрын
The only thing that I miss from the first episode is Emperor's eye glowing in synth with his text-to-speech device.
@alfabusa
9 жыл бұрын
I totally caved in and gave up on that only after a couple of episodes because it was such a hassle to edit for little payoff ._.
@CabalCorporation
9 жыл бұрын
Ah, I was hoping it was automatic. As in linked to the speech track, that didn't require a lot of work to get it going. I don't blame you Alfa, it was just a nice little quirk. I can see why you dropped it. I still enjoy this series way too much, though.
@alfabusa
9 жыл бұрын
If it was automatic, I would've totally kept it and pimped it out like crazy! Unfortunetly, it's a manual thing, and utterly painful to do in the long run! But thank you for the kind words, its what is keeping me warm these cold winter nights!
@IfJesusWoreAHat
9 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed this remake allot more than the last episode. No one tell the emperor rogue trader isn't canon anymore.
@ThunderPsyker
9 жыл бұрын
Rogue Trader is forever canon, no matter what they say. WAAAAARD CAAAAAN'T BRING UUUUSSS DOOOOOOWN
@leocooper7101
9 жыл бұрын
ThunderPsyker Guess what... In Rogue Trader... Sanctioned orks exist... And now that it isnt canon... *>:)* SANCTIONED ORKS EXIIIIIIIIIST!
@rasplez9889
Жыл бұрын
There was so much potential for Guilliman returning and finally talking to his father (and dorn). Shame it ended so soon.
@imperielgenecist1317
7 ай бұрын
Could you imagine what we couldve done with current lore?
@madmalkavian3857
7 ай бұрын
Damn it kitten! This is why i told you to cut his life support!
@dking6021
3 жыл бұрын
"The start of something absolutely glorious..." :(
@ForelliBoy
Жыл бұрын
robot gorillaman finally re-enters the Throne Room and laments to the Emperor ad nauseam about the state of the current Imperium, to which the emperor replies with three words that define him for the Crusade to come: *I KNOW RIGHT.*
@britishtransformersfan
7 ай бұрын
That "stfu you banana" line was just savage and out if nowhere, I love it
@PigBoy99
3 жыл бұрын
“CEASE AND FUCKING DESIST” oof
@TheAzCorner
3 жыл бұрын
'Cease and Fucking Desist' didn't know Bruva was quoting gitswankshop all those years ago
@dsagent
9 жыл бұрын
The ending makes it look like we are literally getting fucked by the emperor.
@SamuraiMorshu
9 жыл бұрын
Implying we could withstand the Emperor's Divine girth.
@RandoGrunt
9 жыл бұрын
The emperor protects!
@ExternalDialogue
7 жыл бұрын
COMENCE THE IMPERIAL FISTING!
@dr.altoclef9255
7 жыл бұрын
I've prepared my anus for an exterminatus, that's for sure-
@TheZombieburner
8 жыл бұрын
"Where are the toasters you promised us" Episode 1. Much fucking later on: "Did they move Toaster sex day to today!?" And that's how you do a brick joke that kills with laughter, ladies and gents.
@ashuraha
6 ай бұрын
I don't care that it's over. This series is one of the greatest pieces of art ever. Thank you Alfabusa.
@sean5350
3 жыл бұрын
God I’m so afraid of this being taken down
@KingLich451
3 жыл бұрын
Start downloading and archiving every warhammer thing.
@mikeloeven
9 жыл бұрын
I always die laughing when I hear the emperor tell the custodes to cut Guilliman's life support
@samthesith6631
3 жыл бұрын
Farewell, TTS. Godspeed
@ja-vishaara
2 жыл бұрын
Knowing that's Dorn makes it even funnier, because that's the first time he's been shown any affection in 10 millennia
@parapotato
3 жыл бұрын
Welp, Been watching TTS clips for years. I'm starting the series tonight. God speed lads.
@leokeatonn
3 жыл бұрын
hell yeah, good luck, make sure to grab some sandpaper cigarettes!
@deadeye537
3 жыл бұрын
At the end of it all, where else is there to go but right back to the begining and retake the glorious journey from the very first step
@festethephule7553
3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else rewatching the series after getting the news of the indefinite hiatus?
@juandedioscarranzamotino5053
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@employervizor1559
3 жыл бұрын
FUCK games workshop for ruining a masterpiece
@KingLich451
3 жыл бұрын
Here we go again.
@spacepooakabigbadapple6677
Жыл бұрын
No
@powerist209
7 ай бұрын
Kinda funny that current 40k lore had Guilliman dealing with similiar premise of TTS.
@johnbeard9985
3 жыл бұрын
I'm not crying! You're crying!
@merkavamkivm3373
3 жыл бұрын
We both are.
@Swolesauce96
8 ай бұрын
In the grimdarkness of the 21st century there is no tts. Sad centurian noises
@brotherhoodz97
3 жыл бұрын
I just realized. that rogal dorn was in the first episode, on his fathers lap, and in the last he yet remains.
@jefferycrouse4652
2 жыл бұрын
Proving that he, in fact, the best Boi. Right behind Boy
@brotherhoodz97
2 жыл бұрын
@@jefferycrouse4652 Dorn to build the imperium, gullicringe to administer it, sanguinius to embody it, curze to enforce its laws, and Russ to prowl its gates.
@silverthorn9759
3 жыл бұрын
Never watched these before. This is utter f***ing quality.
@mrdrprofsteve506
3 жыл бұрын
Well you picked a bad time to start
@iainballas
3 жыл бұрын
I refuse to believe this is over. GW will change their mind. Alfabusa will find the stars aligned. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe in ten years. Maybe in forty. But this story can't be over.
@unknownvagrant6851
3 жыл бұрын
It truly was the start of something great.
@ShufleBot
3 жыл бұрын
Rewatching this again before it gets nuked
@derpderpson2188
5 ай бұрын
"I feel this is the start of something glorious" Oh Kitten, how right you were.
@eradaalmasi7590
8 ай бұрын
Another re-watch, les go 🚶♂️
@entrippyZ
3 жыл бұрын
Captions: hes currently in stasis KZitem captions: hes gonna eat snakes
@ortherner
3 жыл бұрын
ok
@thundergaming155
3 жыл бұрын
you know this series is good when the first words out of the emperor's device is "ABOUT FUCKING TIME"
@chee.rah.monurB
2 жыл бұрын
"I have so many things to complain about" is a reasonable reaction to finding out you exist in the Warhammer 40k universe...
@JohnWhiteHere
3 жыл бұрын
That “cease and desist* sure hits differently now
@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331
2 жыл бұрын
I have now set onto a journey of watching every TTS episode in the right order instead of just watching a rondom one from time to time. Wish luck and endurance brothers
@robertr.7995
3 жыл бұрын
I love how he obtains text-to-speech and the immediate first thing he does with it is complain about the ultramarines 😂😂😂
@ShaaarpieTheInhaled
3 жыл бұрын
THE GREAT REWATCH BEGINS NOW!
@dilophosaurussk4333
4 жыл бұрын
"The exterior design was designed by the Grand Master of the Grey Knights himself, Kaldor Draigo" Well that explains why it is so... Well... That.
@savathunthejudge914
4 жыл бұрын
@Benito Mussolini he is one of my people..was. i no longer have adhd
@torontomercenary
2 жыл бұрын
Years later, and I'm watching this again and again The Emperor protects
@vaser-rf6lz
2 жыл бұрын
4:15 Realizing 6 years later Rogal wanted to be called Lord Adorable bc that’s the first thing the emperor said to him when he got his tts device
@RolfHartmann
3 жыл бұрын
Just think, nearly six years later this has become legendary among Warhammer fans. The most indispensable resource for lore on the internet.
@regriefing1807
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@daisymeroalin2372
3 жыл бұрын
Seeing how far this "franchise" has progressed, seeing Kitten think about putting down his armor for the Emperor feels so unnatural
@ShasOSwoll
9 жыл бұрын
SPEHSS BANANAS
@RubberFacee
9 жыл бұрын
BaTTLE BRUVAS! TODAY WE ARE ON PALM! PREPARED TO DEEP STRIKE!
@donbionicle
9 жыл бұрын
LET THE POTASSIUM BURN THEM TO A CINDER!
@RubberFacee
9 жыл бұрын
Praise the photosynthesis!
@ozisponas1593
9 жыл бұрын
And so a new Joke was born Let Them Eat BANANAS
@princesstinklepanties2720
9 жыл бұрын
ALIEN BEANS!!!
@TheLegendaryTashy
7 ай бұрын
Hard to believe it was so long ago 😭😭😭
@Rhine643
2 ай бұрын
I just found this golden jewel of a series. WHY DOeS EVERYTHING SO FUcKING GOOD END BEFORE I FIND IT! FUCK!
@steadyjumper3547
2 ай бұрын
Damn I feel for you
@Rhine643
2 ай бұрын
@@steadyjumper3547 thanks
@zaktanthesnake7873
9 жыл бұрын
you know.. I wonder sometimes if a random devotee of the emperor decide to defect to Tzeentch to learn to make a time machine, and hours within his death he had the knowledge and sent it to the entirety of the imperium to save the emperor... would they be so foolish as to refute that due to the origin of said knowledge?
@1krani
4 жыл бұрын
This was covered in a Horus Heresy short story. The short -version- answer is [SPOILERS].
@macshadow1150
Жыл бұрын
I dont know if you are ever going to read it, but we really are waiting for the return of the great team to the best w40k series in history
@thiccythins785
2 жыл бұрын
"Come to papa, you." If Dorn could laugh, he'd have blown his cover early right then and there. The sheer irony.
@memer34per39
11 ай бұрын
"I feel like we're on the start of something absolutely glorious!" Yes. (sniff) Yes, you were. (sob)
@Beta_Mixes
10 ай бұрын
People may say what they will, the whole TTS Canon is the actual cannon.
@zer0thebreadwiz754
3 жыл бұрын
It's been a long day... withought you my friend, and I'll tell you all about it when I see you again. It's so sad that TTS will be keept on the golden throne because of GW's bs. rewatching all of this to give my battlebrother some well deserved support for all he did for us. I hope Alfabusa will be able to continue this in thr future. please don't ask your fans for forgiveness, for there is nothing to forgive, this is on GW for they have taken away one of the series that I and many more have been so invested in. We love you and all of us hope for a fast and swift return. the emperor protects.
@chee.rah.monurB
2 жыл бұрын
What did Gear's actually do?I'm confused...
@xenosbane8543
10 ай бұрын
Oh boy. Here I go re-watching this series a 4th time.
@RaynmanPlays
8 ай бұрын
"I feel this is the start of something absolutely glorious!" And it was. Oh how it was.
@spartanblast9189
2 ай бұрын
10 years. 10 whole years since this hilarious and wonderful story began. Oh how I wish it hadn’t ended the way it did
@JTreefrog
3 жыл бұрын
TTS HYPE TRAIN!!! I’m so hyped for watch-through 22.
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