I love how Calgar is seriously depressed over the absurd plot armor the Ultramarines have
@Nick-hk2vz
4 жыл бұрын
we all are. except the wardian heretics
@xzenitramx666
4 жыл бұрын
Dont worry in the lore guilliman is humilliating him saying he is Not need it and useless.
@makairidah8354
3 жыл бұрын
Wow not even the ultramarines like ultramarines
@edasdima2615
3 жыл бұрын
Noh, the orks believe blue is a lucky color.
@TTHJJD100
3 жыл бұрын
@@edasdima2615 oh.. I didn't know this and now the ultramarine plot armor makes so much more sense, the most powerful psychic beings in the universe think the ultramarines to be lucky because they're blue, so they are so god damn lucky they do the impossible
@henrymathews399
9 жыл бұрын
To be fair to Sicarius he is one of the only characters in 40k who actually wears his fucking helmet.
@tobiascarlsson5967
6 жыл бұрын
true helmet reduces the chance of a headshot ruining your day
@Sergio44487
6 жыл бұрын
Dante: hold my beer
@zerlichr426
5 жыл бұрын
@Vince Wilson i expect this really weak vs good sniper squad xd
@jthompson8177
5 жыл бұрын
@Vince Wilson so blood claws?
@skylark306
5 жыл бұрын
oh look this one rides a camel and have special stuff on his helmet, better give him a good headshot.
@silverwind97
4 жыл бұрын
I JUST fucking noticed that the captain who tries to infiltrate the black library (when he talks to the clown god) only talks when Chegorach moves his hands. Hes literally having his strings pulled.
@thedyingmeme6
Жыл бұрын
Thats Ahzek Ahriman, The Fisrt captain of the Thousand Sons, and the caster of the Rubric, the spell that turned a majority of the Legion into dust automotons
@Ring_student_yin_sang
Жыл бұрын
@@thedyingmeme6and to add more into it. he is trying to gain knowledge not for himself but to redeem himself and correct his mistakes
@Ring_student_yin_sang
Жыл бұрын
And also that's a pretty interesting observation of your's
@Miragiks
9 ай бұрын
I watched TTS more times I dare to admit and only with your comment I saw it! I am amazed at details in this series!
@anthonyramirez9925
9 ай бұрын
It stops happening when he goes “wait a minute” because he realized he was being controlled
@NutNapalm
9 жыл бұрын
You see this shit right here 19:41 ? This is what happens when you refuse to advance your own metaplot for 20+ years, games workshop. Someone else does it for you, and the result is Magnus wearing a bike helmet.
@MsPageMistress
5 жыл бұрын
Shut up and let him enjoy his first bike ride with proper safety gear.
@KawaiiCanadafreememes
5 жыл бұрын
And its FUCKING GLORIOUS
@BDR123
5 жыл бұрын
Thats a problem?
@jakehearn432
5 жыл бұрын
And the fan made series does the plot better sadly
@fumarc4501
4 жыл бұрын
It’s still funny
@Timestopper117
9 жыл бұрын
"I'm as let down as a Death Korps Guardsmen on a paradise world." Holy shit. That's brilliant.
@johnwilliams9179
3 жыл бұрын
*sad gasmask noise
@kreigguardsman3355
3 жыл бұрын
*Builds trenches on beach* “This is why you bring shovels.”
@LordEmperorBoss
Жыл бұрын
Someone actually made a comic of that.
@arathbautista4131
Жыл бұрын
@@LordEmperorBoss just about to comment this ngl
@ae3qe27u3
Жыл бұрын
@@LordEmperorBosswait, legit? That's amazing! I'll have to try to look it up
@nocturnGER
5 жыл бұрын
I like the idea that Tzeentch makes squeeking noises when you poke him... truely a vile creature of the warp
@dr.arielfinch4316
9 жыл бұрын
"Citizen Khaine." Oh my Emperor, help me. I can't get any air.
@nicholaskruger4134
6 жыл бұрын
Dr. Ariel Finch I don’t get it
@WarmLusamine
6 жыл бұрын
Combination of "Citizen Cain" and Khaine
@cosmo4698
6 жыл бұрын
Same
@557deadpool
6 жыл бұрын
Air was outlawed
@namishusband818
6 жыл бұрын
Khaine.
@furiousfinch1587
8 жыл бұрын
"JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO MEET MY CENTURION." And we all remember how that turned out.
@CT-Clone
6 жыл бұрын
HipsterAnimeLover2000 *SPACE WOLFS?!?!?!?!?!?*
@merrittanimation7721
6 жыл бұрын
SPACE WOLVES?!????!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH
@burntgrahamcracker2866
6 жыл бұрын
Furious Finch it is I Rogal Dorn
@burlyfoil1022
6 жыл бұрын
@@merrittanimation7721 FFFFFUCKING. FURRIES!!!!!
@jasonsherman6275
5 жыл бұрын
*FURRIES = HERESY* *GET THE HEAVY FLAMERS BROTHERS*
@connormclernon26
5 жыл бұрын
Wow, the Emperor’s actual voice is quite soothing.
@josephgonzales4669
4 жыл бұрын
Why wouldn't it be. He is the man emperor of man kind. The most advanced humanity can reach. His charisma is entrancing, and his will cannot be argued with. His voice is soothing, because you know he is better then us all.
@Tonatsi
3 жыл бұрын
@@josephgonzales4669 ... and then there’s *_MAAAAAAGNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS_*
@KingLich451
Жыл бұрын
good ole SpeakerD
@yourlocalweebfriend3537
Жыл бұрын
Daddy Emperor ASMR
@iconofthicc6086
Жыл бұрын
i nutted instantly
@johnsmithfakename8422
7 жыл бұрын
How the Emperor described his confrontation with tzeentch is very accurate and sounds more impressive than what really happened. Still comedic gold.
@123123s3
7 жыл бұрын
I see what ya did there GOLD
@gatordragon6140
Жыл бұрын
Best part I'm pretty sure that wasn't his finger he was poking tzeentch with
@skillshare385
Жыл бұрын
It was his "firey greatsword"@@gatordragon6140
@Bongchitis
7 жыл бұрын
There is something about Magnus with a bicycle helmet that makes me happy inside.
@themorrigan4409
7 жыл бұрын
Hehehe me too, also the fact that he seems so happy! Probably the first time he's been happy since before the Horus heresy
@Itri_Vega
7 жыл бұрын
I declare this to be Magnus' official hymn from now on. "Bicycle race", as performed by Queenstodes, the Imperial Queen tribute band. (Chorus) Bicycle bicycle bicycle / I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle / I want to ride my bicycle / I want to ride my bike / I want to ride my bicycle / I want to ride it where I like You say black I say white / You say warp I say fight / You say Russ I say hey man / Furries were never my thing / And I don't like Space Wolves You say Codex I say Astartes / You say Tzeentch give me a choice / You say Nurgle I say Khorne / I don't believe in Guilliman / El'Johnson or Vulkan /All I wanna do is (:Chorus:) (and longass instrumental passage so that everyone knows this was stolen from Queen) Magnus' races are coming your way / So forget the Ravenwing oh yeah! / Fat bottomed Custodes they'll be riding today / So look out for those beauties oh yeah On your marks get set go (:Chorus:) You say Jet I say Bike / You say hate I say like / Emprah, I say cool it man / I don't wanna be the President of Terra You say Space I say Marine / Magnus, I say, can dream / Exterminatus I say Horus / I don't wanna be a posterboy / For Prospero or a Xenos toy / 'Cause all I want to do i Bicycle bicycle bicycle / I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle (c'mon), bicycle / I want to ride my bicycle / I want to ride my bike / I want to ride my bicycle / I want to ride it where I like
@ismohautamaki3471
7 жыл бұрын
The Morrigan w
@tobypack1123
5 жыл бұрын
*cough* *cough* he literally ran over children who were innocently playing on the play ground and then continued laughing *cough* *cough*. But seriously that little cardboard space marine can't catch a break, he gets tortured by the dark eldar and watches as they play with the corpses of his friends, and now he gets ran over by a careless traitor primarch and is once again left to cry at the loss of more dead friends, I hope they give that kid a happy turn of events, like make him the star child or something.
@bensarchminion
5 жыл бұрын
@@tobypack1123 Spoiler: someone else becomes the star child in a later episode.
@mr.depressed886
5 жыл бұрын
That felling when you’ve gotten so used to the Emperors TTS voice that you think he’ll sound like that in the warp
@arminosas
4 жыл бұрын
Tbh Emperor's TTS voice sounds fitting to his intellect.
@nuclearstuff9442
Жыл бұрын
RUBRIC
@nuclearstuff9442
Жыл бұрын
Gug7
@lonecolamarine
7 жыл бұрын
Those poor kids and space marine cosplayer... Also Tzeentch, the Chaos god of shower thoughts
@khanzheng647
7 жыл бұрын
Grimdark, that's 40K alright
@Nyghtking
6 жыл бұрын
He sounds a lot like a collage stoner with his questions.
@SophiaAstatine
5 жыл бұрын
The kiddy violence did strike me rather uncomfortably too
@John-rl6mh
5 жыл бұрын
Yea,that made me rather sad too..
@tramachi7027
5 жыл бұрын
Nah, thats *literally* Michael (VSauce).
@KahavaveCAPIPI
7 жыл бұрын
>A theme, you say? >*opening theme* Okay, I've watched this episode at least twenty times and I only just got this joke.
@alulim1338
5 жыл бұрын
It's taken me four years to get that joke, and only because I saw your comment.
@PheonyxJay
5 жыл бұрын
Something Mildly Homophobic He says “A theme you say?” Then the show’s main theme song plays.
@Kaiser-99
5 жыл бұрын
I literally had to pause the video and laugh for 5 minutes straight...
@YorktownUSA
4 жыл бұрын
@@alulim1338 Same.
@Astavyastataa
4 жыл бұрын
Bloody hell it's taken me 5 years. You're right.
@Freekymoho
9 жыл бұрын
the level of quality this series has achieved is becoming pretty impressive. the voices of the emperor, gork and mork were especially good. Ahriman aswell. top notch stuff.
@alfabusa
9 жыл бұрын
I am very thankful that I've got them to help me, they are all my precious darlings.
@tutt4
9 жыл бұрын
***** I do say, this series has made me laugh more times than any other show I've had the pleasure of watching. Keep up the good work, Alfabusa. For the Emperor!
@IgnazioMozzarella
9 жыл бұрын
Ahriman's voice totally reminds me of the Invoker from DotA 2, although I have barely played that game.
@ColonelBragg
9 жыл бұрын
***** Who is Maliceinwonderland suppose to be Malal? I actually had forgotten about that one and Citizen Khaine is a C'tan maybe?
@Freekymoho
9 жыл бұрын
***** i believe citizen khaine is Khaela mensha Khaine IE, the big molten lava, eldar god of war.
It's fine. It's a secret sub plot about that box marine kid growing into a mighty space marine and murder warp spawns. He survived Magnus biker flat-out, unlike his weakling friends. He will be marvelous in his life.
@HaloFTW55
7 жыл бұрын
He is the son of the Emperor. Blood and Connections means something.
@SteelFyire
7 жыл бұрын
A mighty space marine librarian no less, since he's a psyker.
@matthewdowns9822
2 жыл бұрын
I like how the emperor compairs stealing a valuable soul from a chaos God to buying his son a book. Either book shops became metal af in the distant future or it shows how powerful and or cocky he is
@edwardliu111
8 жыл бұрын
I lost it when the emperor started poking the chaos god, the sound effect helped too XD
@masterofthelyokianmonsters2886
5 жыл бұрын
That was bloody hilarious.
@PaiSAMSEN
4 жыл бұрын
The explaination afterward is even better.
@AzureWiler
8 жыл бұрын
This just make cato even more likable... I won't deploy a single unit of my warhammer 40k conquest without using that voice
@jerec1267
8 жыл бұрын
ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I CATO SICARIUS WAS UNLIKEABLE BEFORE YOU HEARD ME SPEAK!?
@AzureWiler
8 жыл бұрын
No but it certanly made it more glorious and awesome.
@jerec1267
8 жыл бұрын
Wiler Prime I CATO SICARIUS WAS NOT AWARE I COULD BECOME MORE GLORIOUS!
@leewilcox1500
6 жыл бұрын
Marneus Calgar appears to be regretting his deal with the foulest daemon of all: Matt Ward.
@barbequejack970
8 жыл бұрын
After the fourth "Cato Sicarius", I knew exactly why people hate matt ward.
@dreamhollow
5 жыл бұрын
Watching the God Emperor be a dad for several minutes was very soothing to the soul.
@AnEnglishBean
9 жыл бұрын
This should become canon, exclude all the fucking around and you actually have a good story arc.
@AnEnglishBean
9 жыл бұрын
My Liege Alfa, I thought some of the Primarchs were dead, as in eviscerated, non existent, passed on, completely fucking wiped from Real space, the Warp and Khorne's ahiry arse. So how the bloody hell are you going to bring all of them back?
@alfabusa
9 жыл бұрын
AnEnglishBean Mm! Don't take it literally; the Emperor, in all His glory, is still what makes Him human - fallible. But then again, this is a stupid satire-series, so anything can happen I guess. Then again again, puritans would rig fucking explosives in my house if I did anything that breaks the lore that much. Then again again AGAIN; Magnus was brought back. Then again*GOOGOPLEX; FUCK IT, WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
@AnEnglishBean
9 жыл бұрын
***** WELL THEN CHAPSTICK, why doesn't he just pull them from his arse? Or remake them.
@luksina138
9 жыл бұрын
***** my liege, just a reminder, the Emprah did want to cut his sons (Rowboat/robot girlyman)'s life support and as far as we know the custodes forgot to send that message, maybe in the next episode you can add the emprah saying he was kidding or something, since if he wants to bring back all his sons, I doubt he would want to kill one.... even if it was girlyman....
@audreyleblanc8859
9 жыл бұрын
80s kid Noooooo! Not Roboute!!! Poor boy :( but it would be fun to actually see him wandering around in a hospital gown, don't you think? :D
@Negative2g
4 жыл бұрын
i love how cegorach moves his hand whenever Ahriman is talking, as if he is puppeting him
@paleface171
8 жыл бұрын
Magnus the Red. The Crimson King riding around on a motor cycle, with a helmet. L.O.L
@kholtonthebarbarian2590
5 жыл бұрын
paleface171 magnus and a bike, it was meant to be, after all, red ones go faster.
@irefusetochangemyprofilepi508
4 жыл бұрын
And running over kids
@JoshSweetvale
2 жыл бұрын
/thinks of Ikit Claw on his Doomflayer bike in Total Warhammer ...actually a spellcaster on a bike is _really_ strong.
@fadde98
9 жыл бұрын
The squeaky noices Tzeentch made when the Emperor was poking him were friggin adorable.
@fanofwar40k
9 жыл бұрын
The voice actor for Ahriman........He's EXCELLENT !!! Great choice on the casting Alfa =D
***** Doing just fine, thank you for asking =) And so is my brother, he was recovering from depression. And for 5 months now, he's been doing great !
@alfabusa
9 жыл бұрын
That is most glorious news! Do send my regards.
@fanofwar40k
9 жыл бұрын
I will, thank you.
@TheAtomicGoliath
9 жыл бұрын
***** Slannesh bless him!
@donladle6748
4 жыл бұрын
*Ultradepression* is the greatest emotion to every be subtitled
@nightsage217
8 жыл бұрын
I am already astonished by the amount of details and giggles. Now, i am even astonished by the amount of details. When Ahriman is having his body flamboyantly moving, I noticed the right hand of the laughing god synchronizing to his movement; buying time to handicap Ahriman.
@TheUnholyHandGrenade
7 жыл бұрын
Oh, for fuck's sake, SCREAM IN DESPERATION FOR ME RUBRIIIiics!
@larryliu4259
Жыл бұрын
@@TheUnholyHandGrenade q
@slovaPL
9 жыл бұрын
I'm sure Blood Ravens possess the remaining artifacts. Just ask them.
@kelthuzad4634
9 жыл бұрын
But when you ask them they will say "but its my artifact "
@ZeroCanalX
9 жыл бұрын
kenta nakai Well, considering that right now the Chapter Master is Gabriel Angelos, he might want to improve the relations between BR and the rest of the Imperium as part of his "become the chapter that the Emperor may look upon with pride" policy.
@Mishai87
9 жыл бұрын
kenta nakai nah they will split into several company based groups fighting each other across several solar systems, calling each other heretic slayin bilions people during process attracting hive invasion,wargh invasion several major deamon showups, destroying eldar craftworld and waking up few necron legions .... and destroying artifacts in result...thats how blood ravens do!:)
@kelthuzad4634
9 жыл бұрын
Captain Ferox Mishai art but still they will say "ITS MY ARTIFACT"
@OnlyDeathIsEternal
9 жыл бұрын
"It was gifted to our chapter"
@lordvecna8837
5 жыл бұрын
You're telling me that it only took one company of Ultrasmurfs to snag Magnus from the Asshole of Terror and stick his maroon ass into a box? Damn, I'm almost impressed. Almost.
@guardianofthetoasters2323
4 жыл бұрын
ALMOST? BUT U MUST MEAN THE GREATEST ONE YET THAT WAS LED BY NONE OTHER CATO SICARIUS!
@Waywardpaladin
4 жыл бұрын
They probably just put a book in the box and waited for Magnus to reach in.
@guardianofthetoasters2323
4 жыл бұрын
@@Waywardpaladin... Dam it hahaha
@trexlord1
9 жыл бұрын
Hey think the Emperor is going to hear about the Imperial Guard soon. I got a feeling he is going to _love_ hearing the Army was split up and that battlefield tactics have become more primitive that WW1, along with even older tactics, are more effective than what the majority of worlds train, if they train their men at all. The Guard may be his hammer but sometimes they use the clawhammer from the tool shed, instead of the warhammer that leaves nothing but a mess where his enemies' heads once where.
@wierdalien1
5 жыл бұрын
Thats only true of some wars fought by the guard
@chromepaintaddict9787
8 жыл бұрын
I, Cato Sicarius
@HaloFTW55
7 жыл бұрын
Will be borrowed by the Blood Ravens. Seriously, we him to fight a daemon. Chapter Angelos told me it is a daemon of Khorne.
@Archon3960
7 жыл бұрын
Isn't it already gone since the destruction of Acheron? :)
@HaloFTW55
7 жыл бұрын
I don't know, Chief Librarian Orion didn't tell me anything, he just told me to retrieve Cato Sicarius.
@concept5631
5 жыл бұрын
Am an asshat.
@joshuathomason5729
5 жыл бұрын
Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu
@Jakob_The_Stoic_Norseman
3 жыл бұрын
21:56 He cries for himself and his friends now but he will grow up to be the most pissed off Ultramarine to exist
@melindawaller6197
2 жыл бұрын
Or he will become the Librarian in Spacehulk
@jesusofbullets
11 ай бұрын
Angry marine origin story
@Dushess
9 ай бұрын
the beginnings of a true Black Templar by the level of hatred.
@MysticalCyan
8 жыл бұрын
Why was the Laughing God moving his hand around like he was controlling that Chaos guy as if he was a puppet when he talked?
@Egalitariat-likesecretariat
8 жыл бұрын
All are but puppets to Cegorath.
@abdalln8554
8 жыл бұрын
its a jacking off motion. BECAUSE HE'S THE ONE DOING THE FUCKING WITH AROUND HERE!
@tanall5959
7 жыл бұрын
To show he had Ahriman dancing on his strings in being so masterfully trolled. Notice that only once Ahriman realized what was going on that Cegorach stopped.
@FrancisHatesStairs
6 жыл бұрын
THAT detail i did not notice. Thank you Tanall
@Twilitparadox
5 жыл бұрын
I think he's doing a mocking and sarcastic hand-puppet motion to mimic him talking X)
@GloryofLlama
8 жыл бұрын
Agreed. This series is canon.
@solomonreal1977
3 жыл бұрын
This series said you are dumb so that is canon now you dumb dumb
@Masonicon
3 жыл бұрын
At least partially in 40k universe that my mega-crossover uses At least some shit in TTS are too dumb for even me
@cale42
9 жыл бұрын
Is it just me, or is Cegorach's right hand moving in time with Ahriman's dialogue like he was doing the talking Hand puppet Gesture?
@KillerOrca
9 жыл бұрын
cale42 Its fuckin' Cegorach, you tell me.
@randomanon8781
5 жыл бұрын
@laz kar what if Chegorach is the truly one god, and he doing all of this for his entertainment?
@Benthino
4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I just noticed that!
@GhostCryProductions
7 жыл бұрын
That captain guy may finally understand the true nature of the gods, but can he see why kids love the cinnamony taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
@jamesperkins2552
5 жыл бұрын
because everything you love is sweeter when it is filled with fine sugary dust.
@dilophosaurussk4333
4 жыл бұрын
Because of you, *Alfa* whenever i say "I" Multiple times in a relatively short timespan, i always say "I, Cato Sicarius" At the start of the next sentence.
@Morec0
9 жыл бұрын
"Scream in desperation for me Rubriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks!" That was fucking hilarious.
@rustkarl
6 жыл бұрын
I just noticed that when Magnus gets his soul back his eye stops glowing
@alfabusa
9 жыл бұрын
AT FUCKING LAST, I DID IT! So, first off, I am sorry this has taken such time - it has been a fairly bumpy ride the last months, but now I'm officially back and I'm here to stay because thanks to the wonderful people who've pledged to me on Patreon, I will be able to edit videos full-time! Which means MORE SHIT, WOOH! But yeah, as you can see - this one is basically double the length of a regular episode. I don't yet know if this will be something that will happen regurarly in the future, but we shall see! Either way, thanks a whole lot for your support - EMPEROR BLESS YOU ALL!
@RagingLycanBRO
9 жыл бұрын
happy late new year bruva
@DarkCT
9 жыл бұрын
This was... UTTERLY GLORIOUS Bruva. it should be said thanks to your works Im.. actually softening up to Warhammer 40k. and you actually had me feel empathy for... ULTRAMARINES!... what. ARE. YOU? Once i heard the news i cheered for you, Bruva. Im so glad for you. and that scene with the ultramarines as well as the scene with Magnus with a helmet on... wonderful. but i lost my collective mind at the gods chat room.
@CountBrennuvarg
9 жыл бұрын
How long until we can expect to see Alpharius? :DD
@RavensEagle
9 жыл бұрын
Happy new year!!!!!!!!! Good to see you still up and running.
@leothewhiteranger
9 жыл бұрын
CountBrennuvarg Never, it's Alpharius. if we see him it'll probably be Omegeon in disguise
@GamzaLive
9 жыл бұрын
hahah Amazing sir. Spacebook was amazing. once again you have baked an incredible cake of heresy!
@Kodaemon
6 жыл бұрын
Rewatching this, loving how long it takes you to realize you're not welcome on this channel.
@Darqshadow
6 жыл бұрын
Poor Kaine
@ferrusmanus184
6 жыл бұрын
Commissar Gamza i watch you all the time. Do a review on my miniature
@Leostar-Regalius
6 жыл бұрын
more then that, he may have connected to the dbza world due to it having spacebook as well
@kingsaul754
5 жыл бұрын
@@Kodaemon why is that?
@AarenJable
9 жыл бұрын
The Custodian is Alpharius. You heard it here first.
@ZeroCanalX
9 жыл бұрын
Or maybe he is Omegon (who plotted against his brother to save Imperium {I think it was supposed to be him})? Or both? OR NONE OF THEM?
@Nanoelite001
9 жыл бұрын
Captain Ferox Little did they know it was actually one of Alfas' Cacti in disguise :O *dramatic music plays*
@Hiperforteca
9 жыл бұрын
WHERE?
@steveeddy7586
9 жыл бұрын
Hiperforteca Southern Quadrant.
@Hiperforteca
9 жыл бұрын
Steve Eddy no seriously, where was this revealed?
@Dominikdex
4 жыл бұрын
"Imperial fisting" I CAN'T! I'M GONNA DIE OF LAUGHTER!!!
@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
3 жыл бұрын
According to rule 6-21-3-11.25-15-21, that is not allowed. Please stop dying of laughter.
@scoman91
8 жыл бұрын
Shit I just noticed this but Cegorach's hand keeps twitching when Ahriman talks right up until Ahriman realizes he's being manipulated. So that would mean he was puppeting him from the start.
@aegis115
8 жыл бұрын
Damn, and I thought Tzeentch was the only manipulative deity in 40k(minus the manly-man-emperor of mankind of course)
@Tonatsi
3 жыл бұрын
@fabRic_jAck Cegorach is in a rather dire situation. He has an intellect possibly greater than Tzeentch's but he only ever used it to fuck around. Then all of his Pantheon's gods got captured or killed and now he's the sole protector of the Eldar.
@2SSSR2
9 жыл бұрын
Emps is so epic, this episode brought a tear to my eye :)
@alfabusa
9 жыл бұрын
GLORIOUS!
@thewhatnow9372
2 жыл бұрын
Only just noticed this after a 5th watch through, but whenever Ahriman talks, Cegorach’s right hand flexes and weaves in unison with Ahriman’s movements and words, almost like he’s puppeteering him.
@MrTreefoz
7 жыл бұрын
Even the Ultramarines are annoyed by Matt Ward. haha
@therogue353
4 жыл бұрын
So I'm extremely late to the party but I'm not the only one who finds Magnus and The Emperor reconnecting to be genuinely kind of sweet, right? edit: oh nvm magnus just ran over a bunch of kids, what a dick
@MichaelTheRead
4 жыл бұрын
5:53 Did anyone else see that _other piece of the Emperor's psyche join on him_ before he confronted Tzeentch?
@AmryL
4 жыл бұрын
Which one?
@MichaelTheRead
3 жыл бұрын
@@AmryL I'm guessing the Star Child.
@ASNS117Zero
8 жыл бұрын
"Real ladies, with boobs. And not dicks!" I'm fucking dying.
@Durge205
7 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure which daemons to go to for that to be honest...
@Nehfarius
7 жыл бұрын
Clearly, someone's tired of crashing at Slaanesh's pad. :p
@darthjekyll3648
2 жыл бұрын
Isha
@TenaciousJ2323
2 жыл бұрын
I swear I see the "not" on screen but don't hear him say it...
@KopperNeoman
2 жыл бұрын
@TenaciousJ2323 His mind says cis, but his BODY says futa.
@Dr.s3RTH
8 жыл бұрын
I would pay Erasmus Brosdau so much money to animate magnus the red riding around on his bike all day.
@Itri_Vega
7 жыл бұрын
[throws money at her screen, but nothing happens]
@Jormungrandrserpent
3 жыл бұрын
I don't care what GW thinks, THAT IS THE CANON VOICE FOR Cato Sicarius!
@Scientist118
9 жыл бұрын
Okay, I really want an Eldar character in this series. It would be hilarious to hear a conversation between an Eldar and the Emperor.
@baklan-in-the-neighbourhoo7665
6 жыл бұрын
Boris of the Cheeki Breeki I want between him and an ork
@ZeroCanalX
9 жыл бұрын
I have bad news for you Bruva Chapter Master... You've raised my expectations for the next episode pretty *high*. Also, would you, please, consider my humble ideas for the future episodes: * Inside the Rock (especially when Azrael bashes Asmodai) * Kharn's daily -routine- SLAUGHTER ('cause BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD never gets old + Kharn'd be fucking hilarious) * Blood Ravens in their armoury or sumfin (I just want to see how you guys handle Apollo, Gabriel, Tarkus and Cyras VA)
@alfabusa
9 жыл бұрын
Aw shit, MORE WORK! And thank you for the suggestion! I can honestly say that I have no plans for Kharn nor the Blood Ravens (which might actually be pretty surprising all things considered) but I do have plans for Azrael and Asmodai!
@ZeroCanalX
9 жыл бұрын
Seeing how much attention you have already paid to our favourite Space Gypsies in your videos I think a little break may, indeed, be advised. Like I said, I just wanted to see how you'd handle the casting for them. It is a good news that Asmodai will make an appearance, 'cause I wanted to see him since the first time Ultramarines were shown. On unreleated note I really wanted to see Smurf bashing done by someone from the Ultramarines and though I might have expected to see it done by Uriel I am really glad you also went with Marneus Calgar.
@ShadowKnight275
9 жыл бұрын
***** WE NEED THOSE GUYS! KHARN AND BLOOD RAVENS MUST BE INCLUDED also, sindri, eliphas, and araghast.
@thefiercedeity7484
9 жыл бұрын
ShadowKnight275 -Maybe even Carron- * shot *
@dangerjoe8911
7 жыл бұрын
I take this as canon, because I barely know the real fluff.
@SophiaAstatine
5 жыл бұрын
Good choice.
@amanofnoreputation2164
9 жыл бұрын
Ultramarines wargear: *Plot Armour:* When this model has only one wound remaining, it gains a -6+ invulnerable save
@vsGoliath96
5 жыл бұрын
Oh please, it's the Ultramarines. Let's be honest, it's a 2+ invuln.
@mrpiper2408
4 жыл бұрын
I can't be the only person who finds the Emperor saying "boonga wooga" hilarious?
@andrewskeptic1072
7 жыл бұрын
Bruva Alfabusa, First off thank you for making what is in my opinion one of the best things ever made for the purpose of entertainment. I have now watched the full TTS series (what has been made thus far at least) 4 times plus the fifth one I'm around halfway through now, and it's still absolutely amazing. Second I must thank you for mentioning the Tales of the Emperasque in the comments of one of the TTS episodes, as I have now read it and love it almost as much as TTS. May the Emperor bless you and all of your endeavors.
@elasolezito
8 жыл бұрын
**DOOMBOLTTOTHEFACE** !!! XD
@conagherdenson2194
6 жыл бұрын
Johan Dale EATBOLTGUN!!!
@ArcanusEst
8 жыл бұрын
I realize this is satirical (and I have thoroughly enjoyed this series to this point), but I wish someone would get Ahriman's character right. So much of 40k lore is told from an Imperium-centric perspective, and so it's easy to think that Ahriman is just straight up evil, but if you read the books you get a much better insight into his character, and come to understand that he is where he is because he keeps being betrayed or having to make impossible decisions. Even his aspirations for divinity are rooted in a desire to put things right, rather than simply glorify himself. Anyway, love the series, but that's the first thing about it I've not been as happy about.
@imperator5228
5 жыл бұрын
Well, you could tweet Alfabusa with some books about Ahriman; he's been exploring the obscure stuff and adds it into the series.
@myawsomebox
3 жыл бұрын
He’s not really being shown as objectively here though. Sure he comes off a bit like a Saturday morning cartoon villain like Starscream here because of his voice, delivery, and the fact that he looks like the sarcophagus of a hypochondriac Pharoh, but his attitude is mostly just that of one with unnwarranted self-confidence and self-importance, which honestly are two character flaws that feel pretty in line with canon. Sure, it does matter that Ahriman has enough self-awareness to be aware that he’s fucked up and enough sense-of-right in him that he’s desperately trying to make amends for it, but he still fucked up in the first place by being a self-assured and short-sighted jackass who couldn’t leave well enough alone or realize that he didn’t know what he was doing (just like his Primarch). Just because someone has noble goals, that doesn’t mean they can’t still be massive dickhead.
@Kieferson1
9 жыл бұрын
Also I have to say this is some pro level voice work u got here Alfa seriously good job.
@alfabusa
9 жыл бұрын
They are all beautiful beautiful people and I love them
@Kieferson1
9 жыл бұрын
***** hey alfa i was thinking of recreating the black library scene in source filmmaker. is that ok with you bruva?
@MrGasman4
Жыл бұрын
I didn’t really look- but has anyone noticed that Ceogorath’s hands move in perfect sync with The Thousand Sons Leader? Almost like he’s puppeteering him? Gotta love when gods just decide to shit around with mortals
@adamstringer7092
9 жыл бұрын
I really hope that Malice gets out of the Rectonnian, I'm all for him fucking up the other Chaos gods.
@tobiashagstrom4168
9 жыл бұрын
Well, as soon as the galaxy is cleaned up and the gods supply of psychic emotional fuel starts to run dry and the Emperor gets a chance to start cleaning the warp Malice will grow stronger, at least momentarily, since he he is the parasite who feeds off of other suffering and weakness, he grows stronger whenever the other gods get weaker if I remember correctly. But if the cItizens of the galaxy are nice to each other even he will eventually run out of fuel as well.
@insanity3182
7 жыл бұрын
Tobias Hagström The imperial God of disbelief would be the most powerful god if your following that
@Masonicon
3 жыл бұрын
I headcannons Malal (and chaos gods that aren't big 4) eaten by wraithbone-infused C'tan shard of nightbringer
@cyrusevans7876
3 жыл бұрын
I, Cato Sicarius approve of this message of which I, Cato Sicarius single-handedly defeated a traitor primach because I, Cato Sicarius, Captain of the Ultramarines 2nd Company, Master of the Watch, Knight Champion of Macragge, Grand Duke Of Talassar, and High Suzerain of Ultramar am obviously the greatest, noblest, pious, humble, strongest, smartest, and most experienced of all the Ultramarines. And any claim that I seek to be the next Chapter Master is utterly and completly Heretical.
@patrickpromen3605
Жыл бұрын
"We both know your ass is corporeal, so I wouldn't even be able to touch it anymore, Magnus." Says the skeleton who repeatedly psychically power fisted the Captain-General.
@KillerOrca
9 жыл бұрын
And suddenly I feel sorry for Calgar...
@KillerOrca
8 жыл бұрын
laz kar I honestly don't know, but I think Google does.
@KillerOrca
8 жыл бұрын
laz kar Sorry I couldnt be of more help
@Mistheart101
3 жыл бұрын
As ah, irritable as the Emperor can be, him having a nice father/son moment with Magnus was genuinely touching and surprising.
@TheChoujinVirus
9 жыл бұрын
78 folks thought they could teach the Laughing God of the Eldar a fucking lesson
@broadbandislife
3 жыл бұрын
Poor Calgar sounding like he's five minutes away from turning Khornate out of sheer undiluted existential frustration.
@ChiotVulgaire
7 жыл бұрын
Who is the Thousand Son Marine conversing with Ahriman in that last scene? The one that received the DOOMBOLTTOTHEFACE?
@EternalVirgin
5 жыл бұрын
I think it was Iskandar Khayon
@WwZa7
Жыл бұрын
I just love Emperor and Magnus's dynamic, he's such a good father!
@molybdenumrose
9 жыл бұрын
I love the Laughing God. I dislike the Eldar in general, but god damn it I'm a sucker for Harlequin motifs.
@Shlock7
8 жыл бұрын
DOOMBOLTTOTHEFACE
@wolfundfriends6528
3 жыл бұрын
the interactions are so wholesome between magnus and the emperor after he got his soul back
@sunsofruss
9 жыл бұрын
I feel so horrible for those poor kids, it broke my heart as a father. I hope the Allfather saves them or punishes Magnus severely for it.
@j.b.fsomin7242
3 жыл бұрын
7:24 Man so this is how the emperor and the chaos gods fight with his mind XD
@GamersReviewer
9 жыл бұрын
I am glad to see that Isha and Nurgle are finally starting to get along. Also, Malal/Malice!
@ТимГалагура
7 жыл бұрын
I adore and love that the Emperor've mentioned and actually told about the Salamanders. A truly love them and want the Emperor to talk more about them! :) P.S: I know that I am 2 years late, but still, i've discovered this series only now
@arandominternetperson437
3 жыл бұрын
I love how the laughing god fucked with what's-his-face by making him search for a library card
@PierceSabl3
9 жыл бұрын
Well: I like how Marneus Calgar's got that 7th edition equivalence. Tis a shame Sicarius and the Honour Guard's Wards have yet to be 'dispelled'. Would've been funny if Papa Smurf did give him Proctology but the threat of using such still kept it humourous. The Chaotic Four are still just as funny, especially the Emperor's ass whooping to Tzeentch. Oh and the Father and Son quarreling and brief biketime. Rich and clever. Poor kids taking the Hammer of Wrath... Good job.
@Soundwave3591
9 жыл бұрын
I LOL'D so very hard when Malal/Malice cut in on the Spacebook chat. also, Spacebook needs to be a thing. right now.
@UnfitNinjuh
9 жыл бұрын
Start an IRC chat or something
@megashark0305
6 жыл бұрын
Soundwave3591 I laughed so hard when he cut into the lore pity how long that lasted
@sailorgoon501
3 жыл бұрын
So at 23:07, it seems the audio is corrupted so that Ahriman says "and dicks" instead of "and not dicks".
@SuperDarknut
Жыл бұрын
It's not corrupted. The segment of the video where he says "Not" was removed entirely, though the text remains unmolested for some reason
@jojoceda
9 ай бұрын
I was like "whattt?"
@madman12222
9 жыл бұрын
i loved every moment of this episode with a smile on my face, the only one thing i have to dislike is the part with the kids. But other then that this was yet another amazing episode and worth the time of wait
@alfabusa
9 жыл бұрын
That child-part was so horribly lost in translation that it's just hilarious. Original concept: Magnus drives past random Custodes, giggling. Custodes think this is weird. Mid-stage concept: Magnus drives past random poor children, giggling. Child starts crying. End-product after audio edit: Magnus drives ONTO random poor children, they die horribly. I'm not even sure myself how it happened. Oh also, THANKS A WHOLE LOT!
@ThunderPsyker
9 жыл бұрын
Children dying because GRIMDAAAAAAAARK HUUUUURG
@TheZINGularity
9 жыл бұрын
I have waited so long for this day. Emperor bless you alfabusa.
@GarlicCrusaderCustardInvader
4 жыл бұрын
The part where the kid in the Space Marine costume got run over made me sad. I hope he returns later.
@Rudevald
9 жыл бұрын
GW should kick Matt Ward and hire Alfabusa. Also somebody should make 10 hours video of emperor poking Tzeentch. That shit is hilarious.
@aidymacBrago
9 жыл бұрын
I fucking love this series, and really want a a full version of that We Are One remix
@alfabusa
9 жыл бұрын
It shall be done, bruva! Check StringStorm's channel, it'll be up there soon.
@aidymacBrago
9 жыл бұрын
***** :D Thank you Bruva Chapter Master
@serene1172
4 жыл бұрын
Whoever did Cato Sicarus is amazing. I’ll never be able to get his voice outta my head.
@Sireannon
9 жыл бұрын
I have learned more of the lore of 40k from your vids then any other source.
@pinesmcq3666
2 жыл бұрын
22:00 this Kid Survived because well when orks Believe The Color Blue is Luck so yeah explains alot why the Ultra smurfs won Battles with the Odds of Success
@stevecooper6578
3 жыл бұрын
The more lore I learn about 40K the better this series becomes coming in ignorant about most of it
@jonathantanner7083
9 жыл бұрын
Man I really want Titus to show up, maybe due to Emprah warp shenanigans
@tonyprice4259
4 жыл бұрын
I’m still fairly new to the 40k universe having really only played a few of the video games but I’ve been watching lore on just about al of it and I love it and these videos are just icing on the cake
@Alopex1
9 жыл бұрын
DOOMBOLTTOTHEFACE!!! :D Oh man, this is just brilliant...LOVED the depiction of the smurfs...simply brilliant...Sicarius squeaky voice...oh man, can't stop laughing... More please, this is so epic :D :D :D It was well worth the wait!!!
@pixial
9 жыл бұрын
"MaliceInWonderland" Kek "Citizen Khaine" Kek All of the keks this episode
@River-pg1uk
Жыл бұрын
I would have thought it was funnier if emps just said to gork and mork that tzeentnz said they were dumb
@broseidongodofthebrocean8931
9 жыл бұрын
Awesome new episode Bruva, looking forward to new episodes!
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